1
00:00:07,869 --> 00:00:11,939
Ah, Hop Foo's, my favorite.
Don't mind if I brunch.

2
00:00:17,049 --> 00:00:20,460
- Are you eating takeout for breakfast?
- Hey, you're my girlfriend now.

3
00:00:20,461 --> 00:00:22,495
You're not supposed
to judge anything I do.

4
00:00:22,529 --> 00:00:24,964
- Say that again.
- You're my girlfriend now.

5
00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:26,165
(both laugh)

6
00:00:26,166 --> 00:00:29,361
I like it. Even when you have
dumpling in your mouth.

7
00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,037
Sounds good.

8
00:00:31,071 --> 00:00:33,817
I have to go. I have a big meeting
with Principal Foster today.

9
00:00:33,843 --> 00:00:36,033
I hate that guy. He always
says no to your ideas.

10
00:00:36,059 --> 00:00:38,177
No, no, no. Not this one.
This one is, uh,

11
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Ocean Conservation Day.

12
00:00:40,581 --> 00:00:42,065
Why do you do this
to yourself, Jess?

13
00:00:42,066 --> 00:00:43,433
So you're telling me
to not even try?

14
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I just don't want you to be
disappointed when he says no.

15
00:00:45,986 --> 00:00:49,067
Look, maybe you should try
to try a little less.

16
00:00:49,068 --> 00:00:52,325
- How am I supposed to try to not try?
- That's a catch-22.

17
00:00:53,427 --> 00:00:55,962
- Oh, hey, Coach.
- Oh, I dropped a dumpling!

18
00:00:55,996 --> 00:00:59,198
- That his breakfast?
- Yeah. Isn't it cute?

19
00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:01,100
- He's not even ashamed of it.
- Oh...

20
00:01:01,169 --> 00:01:04,237
I got it! It almost
got away from me... Aah!

21
00:01:04,271 --> 00:01:06,539
♪ Who's that girl?

22
00:01:06,573 --> 00:01:08,875
♪ <i>Who's that girl?</i> ♪
♪ It's Jess.

23
00:01:08,909 --> 00:01:12,445
Look, Principal Foster, we have
the chance to do something really great.

24
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Everything's been donated.
All we need are transportation costs.

25
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(stammers)

26
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Come on! That's only the most
expensive part of doing anything!

27
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You... I'm sorry.

28
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That was rude.

29
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I slept very badly last night.

30
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Had a <i>chai tea</i> very late.
Had friends in from Montreal.

31
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Some of these kids have lived
in L.A. their entire lives

32
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and they've never
even seen the ocean.

33
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Last week I asked them to draw what
they thought the ocean looked like.

34
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I got a lot of stuff like this.

35
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Is that a bagel
with wings?

36
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- Yes, sir, it is.
- Extraordinary.

37
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I'm afraid
I'm not taking no for an answer.

38
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You're gonna have to take no for an
answer because that's just the way it is.

39
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Hmm, a shark with legs.

40
00:01:52,815 --> 00:01:55,936
That's not even anatomically
close to correct.

41
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That's just a square, though.

42
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Have them start over.
That's just terrible.

43
00:02:04,986 --> 00:02:06,586
Nick?

44
00:02:06,621 --> 00:02:08,855
I want to talk to you
about your fitness level.

45
00:02:08,890 --> 00:02:10,958
- Of what? My body?
- When's the last time you worked out?

46
00:02:10,992 --> 00:02:13,003
You know what? I'll tell you when
the last time he worked out was.

47
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It was the time that he battled
his daddy's other dumb sperm

48
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in order to make his way
to his mama's dumb-ass egg.

49
00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:20,300
Your burns
are getting better, man.

50
00:02:20,335 --> 00:02:22,069
- Just really long.
- Okay.

51
00:02:22,103 --> 00:02:23,804
Look, I don't
need to work out.

52
00:02:23,838 --> 00:02:26,039
I'm old-fashioned,
Coney Island fat-strong.

53
00:02:26,074 --> 00:02:29,876
Ah, Nicholas. Chinese food for breakfast.
See you're still a health nut.

54
00:02:29,911 --> 00:02:32,969
- Aren't you supposed to be at work?
- I'm rocking a PD... personal day.

55
00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:34,881
Yeah, last day of the move.

56
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Coach, I see you've wasted no
time moving into my old room.

57
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Anyway, I just
came over to, uh,

58
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drop off my old key.

59
00:02:42,799 --> 00:02:44,624
Wow, so this is like a moment.

60
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Looking to get some much-needed
space from this place.

61
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- You're right across the hall.
- That's true.

62
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Everywhere you go...

63
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There you are.

64
00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:54,901
- What?
- COACH: What?

65
00:02:54,936 --> 00:02:57,637
- His jeans are so small.
- NICK: He looks like a little puppet.

66
00:02:57,672 --> 00:02:59,639
Like something
some Italian whittled.

67
00:02:59,674 --> 00:03:01,965
- Come on, man, just let me train you.
- You know what, Nick? You should do it.

68
00:03:01,966 --> 00:03:03,408
I would love for
Coach to train me,

69
00:03:03,409 --> 00:03:05,909
but I kind of pushed it too
hard at the court yesterday.

70
00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:08,271
Went in for a dunk.
Landed sort of funny.

71
00:03:08,305 --> 00:03:10,039
(yells)

72
00:03:10,074 --> 00:03:12,575
Typical Winston.
(laughing)

73
00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,744
- That's true.
- What is that supposed to mean?

74
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Because you're always
too injured to play.

75
00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:18,904
Remember when you sat out of
the game because you were sad?

76
00:03:18,939 --> 00:03:20,373
I was also cold.

77
00:03:21,383 --> 00:03:24,082
Nick. Let's do this.

78
00:03:24,584 --> 00:03:25,918
Look at me.

79
00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:27,553
Now, you're
in a new relationship,

80
00:03:27,554 --> 00:03:29,448
which puts you at risk
for gaining the boyfriend 15.

81
00:03:29,449 --> 00:03:31,131
- That's not a thing.
- It is a thing.

82
00:03:31,151 --> 00:03:33,354
Jess is into this.

83
00:03:33,355 --> 00:03:35,809
I've seen this happen
a million times.

84
00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:38,475
The boyfriend 15 quickly turns
into the boyfriend 20.

85
00:03:38,492 --> 00:03:41,360
Next thing you know, you're
a fat dude on a little bike

86
00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:44,263
with a cowboy hat on talking
about, "My ass hurts."

87
00:03:44,264 --> 00:03:46,633
- I don't want to be that.
- I don't want you to be that.

88
00:03:46,634 --> 00:03:48,990
I would just be riding around in circles
or would I be going places?

89
00:03:48,991 --> 00:03:51,273
Circles, dude.
Fat-guy rash on your arm.

90
00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:54,694
Okay, look, Schmidt's tried to get me
to work out for years. It didn't take.

91
00:03:54,695 --> 00:03:57,497
Also, and it's not an excuse,
I have a very bad back.

92
00:03:57,532 --> 00:03:58,732
- Your bad back?
- Yeah.

93
00:03:58,733 --> 00:04:01,580
You gave me a piggyback ride two days
ago and you giggled the whole time.

94
00:04:01,581 --> 00:04:03,049
It was awesome.

95
00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,617
- It was also really funny.
- That was pretty funny.

96
00:04:04,651 --> 00:04:06,152
- We took the stairs, dude.
- Yeah.

97
00:04:06,186 --> 00:04:07,641
- It's 'cause I was excited.
- Nick.

98
00:04:07,642 --> 00:04:10,300
Either take this dumpling
and be a dumpling guy,

99
00:04:10,331 --> 00:04:13,008
or you train with me,
and be a do-ing guy.

100
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It's hard because I've been a
dumpling guy my whole life...

101
00:04:14,782 --> 00:04:16,996
I know. One day,
that's all I need.

102
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And I will change your life.

103
00:04:18,872 --> 00:04:20,539
You'll be able to see your abs.

104
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I thought God
just didn't give me those.

105
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Come on.

106
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Let's do it.

107
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- My man!
- I'm in!

108
00:04:29,109 --> 00:04:31,577
I'm gonna warn you.
Working out is not my thing.

109
00:04:31,611 --> 00:04:33,366
Not worried, man.
I do not fail.

110
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You know what?
I'm in, too.

111
00:04:35,148 --> 00:04:36,482
You're injured, you shouldn't,
you shouldn't do it.

112
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What? Come on, Winnie the Bish play
through the pain, baby. You know what?

113
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Let's warm up
with some jumping jacks.

114
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(yells)

115
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(smacks lips)

116
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(groans)

117
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I was going... Oh!

118
00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,993
Miss Day!

119
00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,995
Check out my cool beach hat.

120
00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,164
Unfortunately, um,
I have some bad news.

121
00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:01,701
Uh, we're not gonna get
to go on that field trip.

122
00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:05,938
But you said anything
is possible, Miss Day.

123
00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:10,243
You just keep wearing
that hat, Crystal.

124
00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:13,532
Because as long as
hot dogs are hats...

125
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Anything is possible.

126
00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,821
You could be the first
little girl in space.

127
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You just ride that hot dog hat
all the way to the moon, girl.

128
00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:28,361
Oh, Crystal, you're not
legally allowed to touch me.

129
00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:30,129
But thank you.

130
00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:35,401
(groans)

131
00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:38,938
Hey, guess who got a trainer.

132
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- So many menus.
- I'm gonna look like Barry Bonds.

133
00:05:41,302 --> 00:05:43,436
- Seriously, what the hell?
- Hey.

134
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(groans)

135
00:05:45,143 --> 00:05:46,710
I take it, it didn't
go well with Foster.

136
00:05:46,745 --> 00:05:48,112
- It did not go well.
- Aw, Jess.

137
00:05:48,146 --> 00:05:51,849
- I hate seeing you hurt like this.
- Are you serious? More menus?

138
00:05:51,883 --> 00:05:54,619
This is like... Why do
we need more menus?

139
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- Don't we have enough menus?
- Feels like you're saying menus a lot.

140
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This is an eco-disaster.

141
00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:01,759
Conservation deserves
a win today.

142
00:06:01,793 --> 00:06:03,861
Hop Foo's has killed
its last tree.

143
00:06:03,892 --> 00:06:06,530
Jess, this feels like a
something-else-is-going-on type of thing.

144
00:06:06,565 --> 00:06:08,732
Are you okay to drive?
You got crazy eye!

145
00:06:12,470 --> 00:06:14,638
Uh, welcome to Hop Foo's.
Can I help you?

146
00:06:14,673 --> 00:06:18,475
This morning, there were nine
menus just in my apartment.

147
00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:21,478
I also hate those menus, they're
so bad for the environment.

148
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It's wasteful.
It's an eco-disaster.

149
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I'll talk to my boss,
see if we can change that.

150
00:06:26,985 --> 00:06:28,719
Yeah, great, you do that.

151
00:06:28,753 --> 00:06:30,788
I'm gonna follow up
with you on that.

152
00:06:30,789 --> 00:06:33,136
I compost, recycle, but it's...
I don't feel like it's enough.

153
00:06:33,137 --> 00:06:35,271
Thank you.
Geez, thank you so much

154
00:06:35,272 --> 00:06:37,797
for stepping up
and saying something.

155
00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,807
That's who I am,
that's just, you know, I'm...

156
00:06:39,842 --> 00:06:42,407
- My name's Brian.
- Jess. Jessica. Jess.

157
00:06:42,446 --> 00:06:45,750
It's really refreshing to meet
someone who actually cares.

158
00:06:45,751 --> 00:06:47,682
Well, it helps
that you're gorgeous.

159
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Ha! Blah!

160
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(laughs) Burr!

161
00:06:51,601 --> 00:06:55,003
No, that's crazy.
That ain't real.

162
00:06:55,038 --> 00:06:57,973
That's dumb. That's straight dumb.
You're dumb.

163
00:06:58,007 --> 00:06:59,341
You're nice.

164
00:06:59,376 --> 00:07:02,036
You excited for the holidays?
I am. Hmm.

165
00:07:02,037 --> 00:07:03,771
Anyway...

166
00:07:03,878 --> 00:07:06,480
- My system is built to be easy.
- Okay.

167
00:07:06,514 --> 00:07:07,581
It's easy as peanuts.

168
00:07:07,615 --> 00:07:09,149
- Easy as peanuts?
- Yeah.

169
00:07:09,183 --> 00:07:10,650
That's not an expression;
no one says that.

170
00:07:10,685 --> 00:07:11,885
PEANUTS is an acronym.
PEANUTS stands for:

171
00:07:11,919 --> 00:07:15,522
Physical Education
Activity Nuts!

172
00:07:16,624 --> 00:07:18,158
Like, like go nuts, have fun!

173
00:07:18,192 --> 00:07:19,426
Yeah, but you got
to use every letter.

174
00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:20,894
I'm aware of that,
but it still works.

175
00:07:20,928 --> 00:07:22,229
- Yo. Yo.
- Hey.

176
00:07:22,263 --> 00:07:25,165
What's going on, guys?
(chuckles) Let's do this.

177
00:07:25,199 --> 00:07:26,800
I tell you, ain't
no injury gonna hold

178
00:07:26,834 --> 00:07:30,137
Old Winnie the Bish down, 'cause
I'm a warrior. Nick knows.

179
00:07:30,171 --> 00:07:32,305
Burpies?
All right, cool.

180
00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:33,306
(groans)

181
00:07:33,341 --> 00:07:36,076
- Injury is gonna get worse.
- I'm not a quitter! (phone rings)

182
00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:39,112
Hey, Schmidt, what's going on, man?
Everything okay?

183
00:07:39,147 --> 00:07:41,181
Did I leave my Oakland Raiders
yarmulke over there?

184
00:07:41,215 --> 00:07:43,797
<i>Don't know.
Coach and I are working out.</i>

185
00:07:45,019 --> 00:07:47,287
I've been trying to get you
to work out for years.

186
00:07:47,321 --> 00:07:50,590
- Well, just come over, man.
- I'm enjoying my space.

187
00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:53,093
But maybe you should
just put me on speaker.

188
00:07:53,127 --> 00:07:55,162
- Okay, you're on.
<i>- Okay, cool, set the scene.</i>

189
00:07:55,196 --> 00:07:57,597
<i>- What's the vibe over there?</i>
- Nick's in jeans.

190
00:07:57,632 --> 00:08:00,834
Nixon jeans? What the hell
are Nixon jeans?

191
00:08:00,868 --> 00:08:02,202
They sound really cool.

192
00:08:02,236 --> 00:08:05,939
(sighs)
Hey, I solved the menu thing.

193
00:08:05,973 --> 00:08:07,607
I just went down there,
I took action.

194
00:08:07,642 --> 00:08:08,842
Boom-yah.

195
00:08:08,876 --> 00:08:09,976
I made a change.

196
00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,478
Now that I can do
that, I really feel

197
00:08:11,512 --> 00:08:13,013
like I can figure out
this field trip thing.

198
00:08:13,047 --> 00:08:14,242
Double boom-yah.

199
00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:15,543
(both chuckle)

200
00:08:18,486 --> 00:08:20,654
There are still some things
we need to figure out.

201
00:08:20,688 --> 00:08:23,323
Just got to get
the message across.

202
00:08:23,357 --> 00:08:27,327
Hey, hey, you don't, you don't
need to leave these anymore.

203
00:08:27,361 --> 00:08:29,996
Hey, hey, hey!

204
00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,298
Where are you running to?

205
00:08:31,332 --> 00:08:33,200
Who sent you?

206
00:08:33,234 --> 00:08:37,471
Brian, I thought you were
gonna talk to your boss.

207
00:08:37,505 --> 00:08:40,346
- I am the boss.
- Hop Foo's is your restaurant?

208
00:08:40,374 --> 00:08:42,008
Sorry I lied.

209
00:08:42,009 --> 00:08:44,419
You just seemed kind of crazy,
so I didn't want to deal.

210
00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:46,063
But you care about
conservation.

211
00:08:46,075 --> 00:08:47,809
Oh, I don't,
I really don't.

212
00:08:48,015 --> 00:08:49,516
I care
about my restaurant.

213
00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:51,818
You're going down, Brian!

214
00:08:51,853 --> 00:08:54,988
I'm gonna collect signatures,
I'm gonna start a petition,

215
00:08:55,022 --> 00:08:59,526
and I will turn it in
to the person who's in charge

216
00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,027
of restaurants.

217
00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:03,063
And I'm gonna report
you to the City!

218
00:09:03,097 --> 00:09:05,332
Oh, no, not the City.

219
00:09:05,366 --> 00:09:06,500
No!

220
00:09:06,534 --> 00:09:07,901
You're a jerk, Brian!

221
00:09:07,935 --> 00:09:09,169
I'm gonna burn down
your building!

222
00:09:09,203 --> 00:09:11,071
I won't do that,
I won't do that.

223
00:09:11,105 --> 00:09:13,073
Why do people suck?!

224
00:09:13,107 --> 00:09:15,041
Ow!

225
00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,960
COACH: Okay, we're gonna
warm up with music.

226
00:09:18,994 --> 00:09:20,428
(electronic music playing)

227
00:09:21,715 --> 00:09:24,599
- Yeah, feeling that?
- I guess so.

228
00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,535
Yeah, got to loosen up
the shoulders.

229
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,639
Wiggle those arms.

230
00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:32,773
(gibbering)

231
00:09:32,808 --> 00:09:34,791
- Arms, not your face.
- Oh, sorry, thought you said "face."

232
00:09:34,817 --> 00:09:36,017
Right.

233
00:09:36,719 --> 00:09:38,993
- Sexy. Working out is sexy.
- Yeah, it is.

234
00:09:39,047 --> 00:09:42,183
That's not sexy, man.
This is sexy.

235
00:09:42,217 --> 00:09:43,417
That isn't sexy.

236
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:46,543
Ooh, ay.

237
00:09:52,882 --> 00:09:54,850
Damn it!

238
00:09:54,884 --> 00:09:56,885
It's a great workout track!

239
00:10:00,156 --> 00:10:02,224
What's next?

240
00:10:03,626 --> 00:10:05,594
And time.

241
00:10:05,628 --> 00:10:06,561
- Yes!
- Yes!

242
00:10:06,596 --> 00:10:08,279
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

243
00:10:08,302 --> 00:10:10,165
Let's do it again.

244
00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:11,767
- Again?
- Yeah, man.

245
00:10:13,705 --> 00:10:16,535
(grunting):
Six, seven, eight.

246
00:10:16,536 --> 00:10:18,970
Come on, man!

247
00:10:19,242 --> 00:10:21,209
Mine's broken.

248
00:10:21,244 --> 00:10:22,744
Push through it, man, you got it.

249
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,244
- Ah, thank God you're here, Cece.
- What's the emergency?

250
00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:26,856
Why does Jess need
all this Chinese food?

251
00:10:26,857 --> 00:10:28,650
No, no, no, I just
made all that up.

252
00:10:28,685 --> 00:10:30,852
Wait, you tricked me
into getting you food?

253
00:10:30,853 --> 00:10:32,187
Yes.

254
00:10:32,188 --> 00:10:33,522
Why?

255
00:10:33,523 --> 00:10:35,358
- Nick, what is this?
- For after... don't worry about it.

256
00:10:35,359 --> 00:10:36,625
I will be right back.

257
00:10:36,626 --> 00:10:38,126
(sighs)

258
00:10:39,295 --> 00:10:41,320
Hello <i>zere</i>.

259
00:10:42,151 --> 00:10:45,935
- I'm, I'm Cece, I-I remember you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, great memory.

260
00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,804
That's what's up, that's what's up.
No doubt.

261
00:10:48,838 --> 00:10:50,272
Diggity.

262
00:10:50,306 --> 00:10:51,773
(sighs) (chuckles)

263
00:10:56,512 --> 00:10:59,948
- Nick!
- Breasts... Ni...

264
00:10:59,983 --> 00:11:03,099
This is for the food, and
there's a little extra for you.

265
00:11:03,987 --> 00:11:06,456
- Oh, my God, are you tipping me?
- Yeah.

266
00:11:07,156 --> 00:11:10,258
Well, if I'm gonna get in trouble,
give it back. I gave you four bucks.

267
00:11:10,293 --> 00:11:12,828
I'll tip you good...
I'll tip you right over.

268
00:11:12,862 --> 00:11:15,332
- Good stuff.
- Yeah, yeah.

269
00:11:15,898 --> 00:11:17,966
Damn, I wish I could have
said something else.

270
00:11:18,001 --> 00:11:20,552
- "Tip you right over" was good.
- Oh, okay, cool. Uh, is she single?

271
00:11:20,553 --> 00:11:22,320
- Yeah, kind of.
- Oh, cool, man.

272
00:11:22,321 --> 00:11:23,822
- Yeah.
- What are you doing?

273
00:11:23,823 --> 00:11:25,340
Oh, I'm just gonna...
it's just

274
00:11:25,341 --> 00:11:26,942
a protein boost.
I'm just gonna eat a little.

275
00:11:26,976 --> 00:11:28,176
That's not how
it works, dude.

276
00:11:28,211 --> 00:11:29,277
We're still in the
middle of our workout.

277
00:11:29,312 --> 00:11:30,612
- We're not done yet?
- No!

278
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,180
Hey, whoa.

279
00:11:32,215 --> 00:11:35,183
I just had a very productive conversation
with the owner of the restaurant.

280
00:11:35,218 --> 00:11:37,185
Action has been taken,
change is in the air.

281
00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:41,156
Now I'm going to go research
lawsuits in my room for fun.

282
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:44,926
- You okay? You seem a little off.
- Stop ordering from that place.

283
00:11:44,961 --> 00:11:46,234
Nick, put the dumpling down.

284
00:11:47,533 --> 00:11:50,132
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, Jason Street?

285
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,534
The Internet said
that I had to stay off my feet,

286
00:11:52,568 --> 00:11:54,536
but then I found this wheelchair
in a ditch,

287
00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:56,705
so I'm ready to work out.

288
00:11:56,739 --> 00:12:00,308
Winston, go lay down.
Nick, put the dumpling down.

289
00:12:00,343 --> 00:12:02,411
- Relax.
- Whoops. (gasps)

290
00:12:02,445 --> 00:12:05,047
Did you just gasp?
(laughs)

291
00:12:05,081 --> 00:12:07,182
- I'm having one...
- Down.

292
00:12:07,216 --> 00:12:10,685
I'm gonna ask you again.
Don't...

293
00:12:11,854 --> 00:12:13,188
Don't do it.

294
00:12:14,957 --> 00:12:16,925
Don't. D...

295
00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:20,362
I'm going to eat
one bite of this.

296
00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:22,531
Don't do it.
You're better than this.

297
00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:24,733
I don't know if I am.
I might.. No.

298
00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:27,002
- Don't, don't.
- Stop shaking it like that.

299
00:12:27,036 --> 00:12:28,437
- Let me eat the dumpling!
- What's going on?

300
00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:31,006
- BOTH: Oh, just working out.
- Yeah. Just chilling. (grunts)

301
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:34,676
- Does this food have MSG in it?
- JESS: What?

302
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,411
(clenched): Oh, my God,
MSG makes my jaw lock up.

303
00:12:36,446 --> 00:12:37,412
You all right, dude?

304
00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:38,647
- What?
- Mm-hmm.

305
00:12:38,681 --> 00:12:40,727
- What's going on with your jaw?
- Yeah, dude.

306
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:42,384
(groans)
Come on, you son of a...

307
00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:44,920
Wait a minute.
Ha, "no MSG."

308
00:12:46,155 --> 00:12:48,223
Where are you going?

309
00:12:48,257 --> 00:12:49,958
- I'm just taking Winston for a walk.
- Where are you taking me?

310
00:12:49,992 --> 00:12:52,227
- I think he needs some fresh air.
- BOTH: Aah!

311
00:12:52,261 --> 00:12:54,020
Damn it, Coach.

312
00:12:54,021 --> 00:12:56,853
Nick! I want you to really
think about your next step.

313
00:12:56,887 --> 00:13:01,123
- Why do you care so much?
- This is a crucial moment, a crossroads.

314
00:13:01,158 --> 00:13:02,959
By you eating that,
you are telling me

315
00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:04,861
that you'd rather sit on
the couch eating dumplings

316
00:13:04,895 --> 00:13:07,029
than do something
with your life.

317
00:13:07,099 --> 00:13:09,532
Now, are you a doer
or a dumpling-er?

318
00:13:09,566 --> 00:13:12,702
I'm sorry,
I'm not you, man.

319
00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:15,037
I'm a dumpling-er.
Mmm.

320
00:13:15,873 --> 00:13:18,207
Oh, it's veggie.

321
00:13:18,242 --> 00:13:20,009
I did all that
for nothing?

322
00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:22,812
I tried.

323
00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:25,915
- Where are you taking me?
- What? You're my smoking gun.

324
00:13:25,949 --> 00:13:27,750
Winston's in a wheelchair?

325
00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:29,552
What's next, Roberto Benigni
coming through the halls,

326
00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,087
making everybody laugh?

327
00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,521
(bumps)
Aah! Ow!

328
00:13:32,556 --> 00:13:34,390
Missing everything.

329
00:13:34,424 --> 00:13:36,325
Take these.

330
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,683
Oh.

331
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,018
- Hi.
- Hi.

332
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,620
- Hi.
- Don't even talk.

333
00:13:40,629 --> 00:13:42,753
My friend is having an allergic
reaction to your food.

334
00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:45,839
- Hey, man.
- It says "no MSG" on the menu.

335
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,531
It also says it with the...

336
00:13:47,573 --> 00:13:49,574
what do you call the circle
with the diagonal line?

337
00:13:49,608 --> 00:13:51,409
- It's the <i>Ghostbusters</i> thing.
- What?

338
00:13:51,443 --> 00:13:52,810
From the movie <i>Ghostbusters.</i>

339
00:13:52,845 --> 00:13:56,581
Oh, it says it with words an
it says it with the <i>Ghostbusters</i> thing.

340
00:13:56,615 --> 00:13:58,683
- All right, just calm down.
- No, here's what's going to happen.

341
00:13:58,717 --> 00:14:00,718
You're going to stop putting
these menus everywhere,

342
00:14:00,753 --> 00:14:02,287
or I'm going to
show the people

343
00:14:02,321 --> 00:14:04,889
in here what happens
when you eat the food.

344
00:14:04,923 --> 00:14:08,498
- I actually like the food.
- Listen, Jess, Chinese food <i>is</i> MSG.

345
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,133
America is living a lie,

346
00:14:10,134 --> 00:14:12,316
and we distribute menus
so people order the food.

347
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:14,551
Just accept that that's
the way things are!

348
00:14:14,552 --> 00:14:18,369
No, I am done accepting things
the way they are,

349
00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:21,272
because there are menus
everywhere,

350
00:14:21,307 --> 00:14:23,941
and there are kids
who want to see the ocean.

351
00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:27,312
- What?
- And I don't like your vibe, dude.

352
00:14:27,346 --> 00:14:28,980
(groans) Hey!

353
00:14:29,014 --> 00:14:31,549
This is what eating here did
to my friend.

354
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,441
Is that crispy noodles?

355
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,110
(Coach singing) Coach.

356
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:41,280
♪ Oh, no, no.

357
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,249
- What the hell are you doing, man?
- I'm making island beats.

358
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,918
I think this is
what I'm gonna do

359
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,387
from now on, since,
obviously, I can't coach.

360
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,564
I thought we were
just messing around.

361
00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:52,624
Why are you taking this so hard?

362
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,628
Because, dude, I was trying to prove
to myself that I could still do this.

363
00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:00,432
Ever since Malia broke up
with me... I don't know...

364
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,302
I've just been a mess. Feel like
I can't do anything right.

365
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:07,706
(sighs) Guys, it's locked, it's unlocked.
Get it together for real.

366
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,042
What are you doing here? I thought
you said you were so busy.

367
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,710
I found this extra alarm clock,

368
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,447
and, uh, I thought it'd be neighborly,
so I'll set it up for you guys.

369
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,906
You're welcome.

370
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,318
Wait a second.

371
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,454
- What is that?
- What's what?

372
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,034
- Is that a camera?
- Hmm?

373
00:15:24,035 --> 00:15:26,203
Schmidt, are you
spying on us?

374
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,261
So... (scoffs)
It is... it's a camera.

375
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:33,065
- Well, I'm shocked.
- Schmidt, look, you decided to move out.

376
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,800
- So move out.
- I am out.

377
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,969
I'm actually very busy,
you know that?

378
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:40,305
I'm actually late for a very
important coffee with a...

379
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,274
with a dear friend of mine.

380
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,709
- Who's that?
- Hmm?

381
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,511
- Who?
- Yeah.

382
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,147
Wouldn't you like to know?

383
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,682
(door closes)
♪ Tiny pants man

384
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,751
♪ He don't have friends

385
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,653
♪ That's why he got the clock

386
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:58,257
♪ He got the clock to watch
his only friends. ♪

387
00:15:59,446 --> 00:16:02,628
Are you enjoying your meal?
Winston enjoyed his meal, right?

388
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,429
- Until he had an allergic reaction.
- MAN: Let's go.

389
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,328
There. I drove away all
of your customers,

390
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:10,576
and I'm gonna do that every day
until you stop with the menus.

391
00:16:10,791 --> 00:16:13,393
- Earth warrior!
- You win. I'll stop.

392
00:16:13,427 --> 00:16:15,595
Thank you.

393
00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:17,563
Charles?

394
00:16:17,598 --> 00:16:19,732
You're fired.

395
00:16:19,767 --> 00:16:22,268
- What? No!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

396
00:16:22,303 --> 00:16:24,537
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Don't fire him.

397
00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:26,906
- He's the menu guy.
- I was just trying to make a difference.

398
00:16:26,941 --> 00:16:28,975
You did. At the beginning
of the day, this guy had a job.

399
00:16:29,009 --> 00:16:31,110
Now he doesn't, so congrats
on your victory. You win.

400
00:16:31,145 --> 00:16:33,513
(loud guttural sob)

401
00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:36,149
(loud guttural sob)

402
00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:38,751
Do you have any teaching experience?
(sobs)

403
00:16:38,786 --> 00:16:41,461
Does anyone have
an antihistamine?

404
00:16:47,038 --> 00:16:49,406
You know, I just moved
across the hall,

405
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,543
but it feels like I moved
across an entire ocean.

406
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:55,345
People grow up,
especially young people.

407
00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:57,593
So my friends don't even
miss me anymore?

408
00:16:57,594 --> 00:16:59,788
Uh-huh. Well, they don't miss you.

409
00:16:59,789 --> 00:17:01,733
- They've moved on.
- What?

410
00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:04,227
Well, how do you know that?

411
00:17:04,262 --> 00:17:07,397
Because <i>he</i> told me.

412
00:17:07,432 --> 00:17:11,048
♪His name is Conner, and he
went to SUNY Binghamton.

413
00:17:11,049 --> 00:17:13,503
I once lived
with 40 birds,

414
00:17:13,538 --> 00:17:16,670
and they all flew
away, and I moved on.

415
00:17:19,611 --> 00:17:21,545
Slow down on the
noodles, buddy.

416
00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:24,247
Well, congratulations,
Miller. You were right.

417
00:17:24,282 --> 00:17:26,516
- What happened?
- I terrorized a restaurant.

418
00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:29,086
I got a good man fired.

419
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,556
I might have ran over a lizard with
my wheelchair, but I am ashamed of it.

420
00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:35,292
So, that's what
you get for trying.

421
00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:37,728
Let's see what the
enemy tastes like.

422
00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:39,863
It's good. Anybody want to
help me use the bathroom?

423
00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:42,466
- No. No.
- Okay, I'll work it out.

424
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,901
I shouldn't have even tried.
You just get hurt.

425
00:17:44,936 --> 00:17:46,269
COACH:
This is such a relief.

426
00:17:46,304 --> 00:17:47,738
I can get fat now.

427
00:17:47,772 --> 00:17:50,540
- Hey, guys, stop it!
- I want to eat this all day.

428
00:17:50,575 --> 00:17:54,244
Like a Chinese food
ménage. Oh!

429
00:17:54,278 --> 00:17:56,446
Okay, you guys are doers,
and people like me,

430
00:17:56,481 --> 00:17:59,916
people who don't do anything...
we actually need people like you.

431
00:17:59,951 --> 00:18:02,419
- Mmm...
- Oh, boy, this is bad.

432
00:18:02,453 --> 00:18:04,988
Uh, this... Okay, all right.

433
00:18:05,023 --> 00:18:07,624
I'm gonna give you guys a speech,
and it's gonna fire you guys up.

434
00:18:07,659 --> 00:18:09,826
- Got some on my pants...
- First we're gonna start with compliments

435
00:18:09,861 --> 00:18:12,262
to build up your confidence.
Okay, uh,

436
00:18:12,296 --> 00:18:14,798
- Coach, you're a great guy.
- Mmm...

437
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,466
You've got strong bodies.

438
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:17,834
- Aah!
- What?

439
00:18:17,869 --> 00:18:20,470
You just need some more clients.
I believe in you.

440
00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:23,106
- Thanks.
- Jess, you're awesome.

441
00:18:23,141 --> 00:18:24,808
You are the most
resourceful,

442
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,410
optimistic, amazing person

443
00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:28,078
I've ever met in my life.

444
00:18:28,112 --> 00:18:29,579
I can't even get my
kids on a field trip.

445
00:18:29,614 --> 00:18:31,848
You can do anything you
put your mind to 'cause

446
00:18:31,883 --> 00:18:34,284
you're smart, okay? Why can't
you get 'em on this field trip?

447
00:18:34,318 --> 00:18:35,652
There's no way to get
them to the beach.

448
00:18:35,687 --> 00:18:38,321
That's a board.
Karate-kick it!

449
00:18:38,356 --> 00:18:40,524
You're not used
to making speeches, are you?

450
00:18:40,558 --> 00:18:43,226
Point of it is,
is you never give up.

451
00:18:44,629 --> 00:18:45,929
(door slams shut)

452
00:18:45,963 --> 00:18:50,133
Fine. I guess you win.
I sort of miss being here.

453
00:18:50,168 --> 00:18:51,835
Well, the nanny cam
kind of gave it away.

454
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:55,267
Well, nobody helped me,
so now there is a real mess.

455
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,441
Hey, Winston, do you have some
money where we could rent,

456
00:18:57,475 --> 00:18:59,109
like, a car or a
bus or something?

457
00:18:59,143 --> 00:19:00,711
I found this wheelchair
in a ditch.

458
00:19:00,745 --> 00:19:03,046
Is anyone gonna tell me anything
that's going on?

459
00:19:03,081 --> 00:19:06,149
Stop! If it's not an idea about
how to rent a car or a van,

460
00:19:06,184 --> 00:19:07,784
then I don't
want to hear it!

461
00:19:07,819 --> 00:19:09,553
Wait a minute. Nick?

462
00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:12,355
That's brilliant!

463
00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:14,345
JESS: Boys and girls,
transportation provided

464
00:19:14,358 --> 00:19:16,226
by Hop Foo's restaurant.

465
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,628
All right, everybody, we did it!

466
00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:22,966
Ocean Conservation Day
starts... now!

467
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,702
Welcome to the Pacific Ocean!

468
00:19:25,737 --> 00:19:28,672
Yeah. The large body
of water to my left.

469
00:19:28,706 --> 00:19:32,209
No horseplay, guys.
Guys, don't talk to strangers.

470
00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:35,625
And you said it wouldn't fit.

471
00:19:35,651 --> 00:19:38,415
I knew it would fit. I just
didn't want you to bring it.

472
00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:40,684
Careful. It's got
a trick wheel.

473
00:19:40,718 --> 00:19:42,219
- I think it's fine.
- Okay.

474
00:19:42,253 --> 00:19:45,188
- Aah! Trick wheel.
- Not fine. Sorry.

475
00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:46,523
(Nick grunting)

476
00:19:46,557 --> 00:19:48,892
Nice wheelchair.

477
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,060
Ms. Day?

478
00:19:50,094 --> 00:19:52,195
- Hey.
- Thank you.

479
00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:55,499
Here. You deserve this.

480
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:58,168
Oh, thank you.
I love it.

481
00:19:58,202 --> 00:20:01,838
But you know what? I think this
actually belongs to Nick Miller,

482
00:20:01,873 --> 00:20:03,759
'cause he did this.

483
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,994
Oh, wow!

484
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:09,546
- Is this your dad?
- How old do you think I am, little girl?

485
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:11,748
All right.

486
00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:15,185
- I don't want this gift.
- It's her favorite hat.

487
00:20:15,219 --> 00:20:16,553
(laughter)

488
00:20:16,587 --> 00:20:17,954
- Hey.
- Hey.

489
00:20:17,989 --> 00:20:19,626
You made a difference.
How's it feel?

490
00:20:20,658 --> 00:20:22,726
It feels good.
(laughs)

491
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,195
Yeah, actually, it feels
great. I feel like, um...

492
00:20:25,229 --> 00:20:28,265
I don't know.
I feel like running.

493
00:20:28,299 --> 00:20:29,966
Hey, Coach, you want
to show me how?

494
00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:31,902
- How to run?
- Come on. Coach me!

495
00:20:31,936 --> 00:20:34,771
Is this right, Coach?
Am I doing it right?

496
00:20:34,806 --> 00:20:36,873
Miller, you sorry excuse
for a human being,

497
00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:38,809
you are shaped like
a bean bag chair!

498
00:20:38,843 --> 00:20:40,243
I will sit in you!

499
00:20:40,278 --> 00:20:42,479
- Ah, you can do it.
- WINSTON: I'm coming, too.

500
00:20:42,513 --> 00:20:45,579
'Cause I ain't a quitter!
Ironside!

501
00:20:46,284 --> 00:20:48,051
I'm coming. I'm com...

502
00:20:48,085 --> 00:20:49,386
Aah!

503
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,921
I am all-terrain, baby.

504
00:20:50,955 --> 00:20:52,789
I was wrong about you, okay?
You're not a quitter.

505
00:20:52,824 --> 00:20:53,924
(whooping)

506
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,158
Now, please, quit!

507
00:20:55,159 --> 00:20:57,427
I'm glad I got to see that.
(laughs)

508
00:20:57,461 --> 00:20:59,396
Oh, Schmidt,

509
00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:00,897
here's your key back.

510
00:21:00,932 --> 00:21:03,866
We kind of like
having you around.

511
00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:08,036
Thanks.

512
00:21:08,621 --> 00:21:11,928
This is just a copy, though.
I have like 50 of them at home.

513
00:21:12,117 --> 00:21:15,011
- What are you doing to me?
- Your students are burying Winston.

514
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,047
Nah, he likes it.

515
00:21:16,048 --> 00:21:18,316
Get away from me!
Where are your parents at?

516
00:21:18,341 --> 00:21:20,341
Shoo, children, shoo!

517
00:21:21,404 --> 00:21:23,910
Away now, be away!

518
00:21:24,356 --> 00:21:26,356
Shut up, Winston!

519
00:21:27,112 --> 00:21:30,578
- They are so mean!
- This is Karma...

520
00:21:30,987 --> 00:21:33,987
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