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Ah, Hop Foo's, my favorite.
Don't mind if I brunch.

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- Are you eating takeout for breakfast?
- Hey, you're my girlfriend now.

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You're not supposed
to judge anything I do.

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- Say that again.
- You're my girlfriend now.

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I like it. Even when you
have dumpling in your mouth.

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Sounds good.

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I have to go. I have a big meeting
with Principal Foster today.

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I hate that guy. He always
says no to your ideas.

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No, no, no. Not this one.
This one is, uh,

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- Ocean Conservation Day.
- Why do you do this to yourself, Jess?

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So you're telling
me to not even try?

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I just don't want you to be
disappointed when he says no.

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Look, maybe you should try
to try a little less.

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- How am I supposed to try to not try?
- That's a catch-22.

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- Oh, hey, Coach.
- Oh, I dropped a dumpling!

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- That his breakfast?
- Yeah. Isn't it cute?

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- He's not even ashamed of it.
- Oh...

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I got it! It almost got
away from me... Aah!

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♪ Who's that girl?

20
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♪ <i>Who's that girl?</i> ♪
♪ It's Jess.

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Look, Principal Foster, we have the
chance to do something really great.

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Everything's been donated. All we
need are transportation costs.

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Come on! That's only the most
expensive part of doing anything!

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You...

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I'm sorry. That was rude.

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I slept very badly last night.

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Had a <i>chai tea</i> very late. Had
friends in from Montreal.

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Some of these kids have lived in L.A.
their entire lives

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and they've never
even seen the ocean.

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Last week I asked them to draw what
they thought the ocean looked like.

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I got a lot of stuff like this.

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Is that a bagel with wings?

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- Yes, sir, it is.
- Extraordinary.

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I'm afraid I'm not
taking no for an answer.

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You're gonna have to take no for an
answer because that's just the way it is.

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Hmm, a shark with legs.

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That's not even anatomically
close to correct.

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That's just a square, though.

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Have them start over.
That's just terrible.

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Nick?

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I want to talk to you
about your fitness level.

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- Of what? My body?
- When's the last time you worked out?

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You know what? I'll tell you when
the last time he worked out was.

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It was the time that he battled
his daddy's other dumb sperm

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in order to make his way to
his mama's dumb-ass egg.

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Your burns are
getting better, man.

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- Just really long.
- Okay.

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Look, I don't need to work out. I'm
old-fashioned, Coney Island fat-strong.

49
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Ah, Nicholas. Chinese food for breakfast.
See you're still a health nut.

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- Aren't you supposed to be at work?
- I'm rocking a PD... personal day.

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Yeah, last day of the move.

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Coach, I see you've wasted no
time moving into my old room.

53
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Anyway, I just
came over to, uh,

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drop off my old key.

55
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Wow, so this is like a moment.

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Looking to get some much-needed
space from this place.

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- You're right across the hall.
- That's true.

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Everywhere you go...

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There you are.

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- What?
- What?

61
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- His jeans are so small.
- He looks like a little puppet.

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Like something some
Italian whittled.

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- Come on, man, just let me train you.
- You know what, Nick? You should do it.

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I would love for Coach
to train me, but

65
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I kind of pushed it too hard
at the court yesterday.

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Went in for a dunk.
Landed sort of funny.

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Typical Winston.

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- That's true.
- What is that supposed to mean?

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Because you're always
too injured to play.

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Remember when you sat out of
the game because you were sad?

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I was also cold.

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Nick. Let's do this.

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Look at me. Now, you're
in a new relationship,

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which puts you at risk for
gaining the boyfriend 15.

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- That's not a thing.
- It is a thing.

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Jess is into this.

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I've seen this happen
a million times.

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The boyfriend 15 quickly
turns into the boyfriend 20.

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Next thing you know, you're
a fat dude on a little bike

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with a cowboy hat on talking
about, "My ass hurts."

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00:04:01,652 --> 00:04:04,093
- I don't want to be that.
- I don't want you to be that.

82
00:04:04,105 --> 00:04:06,371
I would just be riding around in
circles or would I be going places?

83
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Circles, dude. Fat-guy
rash on your arm.

84
00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:12,468
Okay, look, Schmidt's tried to get me
to work out for years. It didn't take.

85
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Also, and it's not an excuse,
I have a very bad back.

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- Your bad back?
- Yeah.

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You gave me a piggyback ride two days
ago and you giggled the whole time.

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- It was awesome. That was pretty funny.
- It was also really funny.

89
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- We took the stairs, dude.
- Yeah.

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- It's 'cause I was excited.
- Nick.

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Either take this dumpling
and be a dumpling guy,

92
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or you train with me,
and be a do-ing guy.

93
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It's hard because I've been a
dumpling guy my whole life...

94
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I know. One day,
that's all I need.

95
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And I will change your life.

96
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You'll be able to see your abs.

97
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I thought God just
didn't give me those.

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Come on.

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- Let's do it. I'm in!
- My man!

100
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I'm gonna warn you. Working
out is not my thing.

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Not worried, man.
I do not fail.

102
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You know what?
I'm in, too.

103
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You're injured, you shouldn't,
you shouldn't do it.

104
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What?

105
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Come on, Winnie the Bish play
through the pain, baby.

106
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You know what? Let's warm
up with some jumping jacks.

107
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I was going... Oh!

108
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Miss Day!

109
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Check out my cool beach hat.

110
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Unfortunately, um, I
have some bad news. Uh,

111
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we're not gonna get to
go on that field trip.

112
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But you said anything
is possible, Miss Day.

113
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You just keep wearing
that hat, Crystal.

114
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Because as long as
hot dogs are hats...

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Anything is possible.

116
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You could be the first
little girl in space.

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You just ride that hot dog hat
all the way to the moon, girl.

118
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Oh, Crystal, you're not
legally allowed to touch me.

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But thank you.

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Hey,

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guess who got a trainer.

122
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- So many menus.
- I'm gonna look like Barry Bonds.

123
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- Seriously, what the hell?
- Hey.

124
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I take it, it didn't
go well with Foster.

125
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- It did not go well.
- Aw, Jess.

126
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- I hate seeing you hurt like this.
- Are you serious? More menus?

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This is like... Why do
we need more menus?

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- Don't we have enough menus?
- Feels like you're saying menus a lot.

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This is an eco-disaster.

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Conservation deserves
a win today.

131
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Hop Foo's has killed
its last tree.

132
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Jess, this feels like a
something-else-is-going-on type of thing.

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Are you okay to drive?
You got crazy eye!

134
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Uh, welcome to Hop Foo's.
Can I help you?

135
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This morning, there were nine
menus just in my apartment.

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I also hate those menus, they're
so bad for the environment.

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It's wasteful.
It's an eco-disaster.

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I'll talk to my boss, see
if we can change that.

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Yeah, great, you do that.

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I'm gonna follow up
with you on that.

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I compost, recycle, but it's...
I don't feel like it's enough.

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Thank you.

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Geez, thank you so much for
stepping up and saying something.

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That's who I am, that's
just, you know, I'm...

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- My name's Brian.
- Jess. Jessica. Jess.

146
00:07:01,335 --> 00:07:04,639
It's really refreshing to meet
someone who actually cares.

147
00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:06,473
Well, it helps that
you're gorgeous.

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00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,814
Ha! Blah!

149
00:07:09,787 --> 00:07:13,666
Burr! No, that's crazy.
That ain't real.

150
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That's dumb. That's straight
dumb. You're dumb.

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You're nice.

152
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You excited for the holidays?
I am. Hmm. Anyway...

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- My system is built to be easy.
- Okay.

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It's easy as peanuts.

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- Easy as peanuts?
- Yeah.

156
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That's not an expression;
no one says that.

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PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands
for: Physical Education Activity Nuts!

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Like, like go nuts, have fun!

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- Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
- I'm aware of that, but it still works.

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- Yo. Yo.
- Hey.

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What's going on, guys?
Let's do this.

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I tell you, ain't no
injury gonna hold

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Old Winnie the Bish down, 'cause
I'm a warrior. Nick knows.

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Burpies?
All right, cool.

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- Injury is gonna get worse.
- I'm not a quitter!

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Hey, Schmidt, what's going
on, man? Everything okay?

167
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Did I leave my Oakland
Raiders yarmulke over there?

168
00:08:00,423 --> 00:08:02,661
<i>Don't know. Coach and
I are working out.</i>

169
00:08:04,563 --> 00:08:06,116
I've been trying to get you
to work out for years.

170
00:08:06,135 --> 00:08:09,075
- Well, just come over, man.
- I'm enjoying my space.

171
00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,576
But...

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00:08:10,601 --> 00:08:12,007
maybe you should just
put me on speaker.

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- Okay, you're on.
<i>- Okay, cool, set the scene.</i>

174
00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,496
<i>- What's the vibe over there?</i>
- Nick's in jeans.

175
00:08:16,521 --> 00:08:19,572
Nixon jeans? What the
hell are Nixon jeans?

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They sound really cool.

177
00:08:22,475 --> 00:08:24,863
Hey, I solved the menu thing.

178
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I just went down there,
I took action.

179
00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,493
Boom-yah. I made a change.

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Now that I can do that, I really feel like
I can figure out this field trip thing.

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Double boom-yah.

182
00:08:37,749 --> 00:08:40,230
There are still some things
we need to figure out. Just...

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got to get the message across.

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Hey, hey, you don't, you don't
need to leave these anymore.

185
00:08:46,744 --> 00:08:48,557
Hey, hey, hey!

186
00:08:48,582 --> 00:08:50,113
Where are you running to?

187
00:08:50,259 --> 00:08:51,825
Who sent you?

188
00:08:53,778 --> 00:08:56,534
Brian, I thought you were
gonna talk to your boss.

189
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- I am the boss.
- Hop Foo's is your restaurant?

190
00:08:59,318 --> 00:09:03,227
Sorry I lied. You just seemed kind
of crazy, so I didn't want to deal.

191
00:09:03,308 --> 00:09:07,016
- But you care about conservation.
- Oh, I don't, I really don't.

192
00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,509
I care about my restaurant.

193
00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:10,617
You're going down, Brian!

194
00:09:10,629 --> 00:09:14,015
I'm gonna collect signatures,
I'm gonna start a petition,

195
00:09:14,029 --> 00:09:18,406
and I will turn it in to
the person who's in charge

196
00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:20,161
of restaurants.

197
00:09:20,194 --> 00:09:21,735
And I'm gonna report
you to the City!

198
00:09:21,754 --> 00:09:23,774
Oh, no, not the City.

199
00:09:24,223 --> 00:09:25,273
No!

200
00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:28,118
You're a jerk, Brian! I'm gonna
burn down your building!

201
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,909
I won't do that,
I won't do that.

202
00:09:29,928 --> 00:09:33,733
Why do people suck?! Ow!

203
00:09:37,027 --> 00:09:39,237
Okay, we're gonna
warm up with music.

204
00:09:42,366 --> 00:09:44,795
- Yeah, feeling that?
- I guess so.

205
00:09:46,056 --> 00:09:48,075
- Yeah.
- Got to loosen up the shoulders.

206
00:09:50,572 --> 00:09:52,266
Wiggle those arms.

207
00:09:52,284 --> 00:09:54,569
- Arms, not your face.
- Oh, sorry, thought you said "face."

208
00:09:54,612 --> 00:09:55,561
Right.

209
00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:58,777
- Sexy. Working out is sexy.
- Yeah, it is.

210
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,528
That's not sexy, man.
This is sexy.

211
00:10:02,194 --> 00:10:03,394
That isn't sexy.

212
00:10:04,165 --> 00:10:06,428
Ooh, ay.

213
00:10:13,002 --> 00:10:14,498
Damn it!

214
00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:16,885
It's a great workout track!

215
00:10:21,239 --> 00:10:22,582
What's next?

216
00:10:24,059 --> 00:10:25,659
And time.

217
00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:26,876
- Yes!
- Yes!

218
00:10:26,904 --> 00:10:28,448
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

219
00:10:29,191 --> 00:10:30,172
Let's do it again.

220
00:10:30,186 --> 00:10:31,989
- Again?
- Yeah, man.

221
00:10:34,369 --> 00:10:36,582
Six, seven, eight.

222
00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:38,255
Come on, man!

223
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,169
Mine's broken.

224
00:10:41,202 --> 00:10:42,904
Push through it,
man, you got it.

225
00:10:42,926 --> 00:10:45,474
- Ah, thank God you're here, Cece.
- What's the emergency?

226
00:10:45,499 --> 00:10:48,768
- Why does Jess need all this Chinese food?
- No, no, no, I just made all that up.

227
00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:51,124
Wait, you tricked me
into getting you food?

228
00:10:51,629 --> 00:10:53,449
- Yes.
- Why?

229
00:10:53,481 --> 00:10:55,525
- Nick, what is this?
- For after... don't worry about it.

230
00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,035
I will be right back.

231
00:10:59,641 --> 00:11:01,666
Hello <i>zere</i>.

232
00:11:02,464 --> 00:11:05,998
- I'm, I'm Cece, I-I remember you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, great memory.

233
00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:09,038
That's what's up, that's
what's up. No doubt.

234
00:11:09,228 --> 00:11:10,159
Diggity.

235
00:11:17,395 --> 00:11:19,833
- Nick!
- Breasts... Ni...

236
00:11:20,289 --> 00:11:23,272
This is for the food, and
there's a little extra for you.

237
00:11:24,189 --> 00:11:26,605
- Oh, my God, are you tipping me?
- Yeah.

238
00:11:27,702 --> 00:11:30,102
Well, if I'm gonna get in trouble,
give it back. I gave you four bucks.

239
00:11:30,126 --> 00:11:32,826
I'll tip you good...
I'll tip you right over.

240
00:11:33,389 --> 00:11:35,415
- Good stuff.
- Yeah, yeah.

241
00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:37,920
Damn, I wish I could have
said something else.

242
00:11:37,946 --> 00:11:40,691
- "Tip you right over" was good.
- Oh, okay, cool. Uh, is she single?

243
00:11:40,697 --> 00:11:42,377
- Yeah, kind of.
- Oh, cool, man.

244
00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:43,891
- Yeah.
- What are you doing?

245
00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:46,229
Oh, I'm just gonna... it's
just a protein boost.

246
00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:48,188
- I'm just gonna eat a little.
- That's not how it works, dude.

247
00:11:48,199 --> 00:11:50,199
- We're still in the middle of our
workout. - We're not done yet?

248
00:11:50,224 --> 00:11:51,966
- No!
- Hey, whoa.

249
00:11:51,992 --> 00:11:55,142
I just had a very productive conversation
with the owner of the restaurant.

250
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,262
Action has been taken,
change is in the air.

251
00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:01,156
Now I'm going to go research
lawsuits in my room for fun.

252
00:12:02,582 --> 00:12:04,115
You okay? You seem a little off.

253
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,646
- Stop ordering from that place.
- Nick, put the dumpling down.

254
00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:10,016
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, Jason Street?

255
00:12:10,036 --> 00:12:12,955
The Internet said that I
had to stay off my feet,

256
00:12:13,231 --> 00:12:16,595
but then I found this wheelchair in
a ditch, so I'm ready to work out.

257
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:20,279
Winston, go lay down. Nick,
put the dumpling down.

258
00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:21,417
Relax.

259
00:12:21,586 --> 00:12:22,865
Whoops.

260
00:12:23,278 --> 00:12:25,303
Did you just gasp?

261
00:12:25,402 --> 00:12:27,289
- I'm having one...
- Down.

262
00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:30,829
I'm gonna ask you again.
Don't...

263
00:12:32,212 --> 00:12:33,546
Don't do it.

264
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,665
Don't. D...

265
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,565
I'm going to eat
one bite of this.

266
00:12:40,722 --> 00:12:42,761
Don't do it. You're
better than this.

267
00:12:42,784 --> 00:12:44,825
I don't know if I am.
I might.. No.

268
00:12:44,843 --> 00:12:46,906
- Don't, don't.
- Stop shaking it like that.

269
00:12:46,919 --> 00:12:48,595
- Let me eat the dumpling!
- What's going on?

270
00:12:48,614 --> 00:12:49,828
Oh, just working out.

271
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,528
- Yeah.
- Just chilling.

272
00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:54,280
- Does this food have MSG in it?
- What?

273
00:12:54,299 --> 00:12:56,440
Oh, my God, MSG makes
my jaw lock up.

274
00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:57,433
You all right, dude?

275
00:12:57,455 --> 00:12:58,444
- What?
- Mm-hmm.

276
00:12:58,457 --> 00:13:00,048
- What's going on with your jaw?
- Yeah, dude.

277
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,042
Come on, you son of a...

278
00:13:02,076 --> 00:13:03,409
Wait a minute.

279
00:13:03,721 --> 00:13:05,407
Ha, "no MSG."

280
00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:07,910
Where are you going?

281
00:13:07,939 --> 00:13:10,040
- I'm just taking Winston for a walk.
- Where are you taking me?

282
00:13:10,064 --> 00:13:12,259
- I think he needs some fresh air.
- Aah!

283
00:13:12,288 --> 00:13:13,961
Damn it, Coach.

284
00:13:14,248 --> 00:13:16,986
Nick! I want you to really
think about your next step.

285
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:21,466
- Why do you care so much?
- This is a crucial moment, a crossroads.

286
00:13:21,771 --> 00:13:23,837
By you eating that, you are
telling me that you'd rather

287
00:13:23,856 --> 00:13:27,325
sit on the couch eating dumplings
than do something with your life.

288
00:13:27,569 --> 00:13:30,002
Now, are you a doer
or a dumpling-er?

289
00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:32,371
I'm sorry, I'm not you, man.

290
00:13:33,306 --> 00:13:35,607
I'm a dumpling-er.
Mmm.

291
00:13:36,656 --> 00:13:38,375
Oh, it's veggie.

292
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,467
I did all that for nothing?

293
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,089
I tried.

294
00:13:43,128 --> 00:13:46,044
- Where are you taking me?
- What? You're my smoking gun.

295
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:47,915
Winston's in a wheelchair?

296
00:13:47,935 --> 00:13:51,548
What's next, Roberto Benigni coming through
the halls, making everybody laugh?

297
00:13:51,578 --> 00:13:52,916
Aah! Ow!

298
00:13:52,938 --> 00:13:54,489
Missing everything.

299
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,006
Take these.

300
00:13:57,199 --> 00:13:57,924
Oh.

301
00:13:57,961 --> 00:13:59,172
- Hi.
- Hi.

302
00:13:59,184 --> 00:14:00,442
- Hi.
- Don't even talk.

303
00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:03,182
My friend is having an allergic
reaction to your food.

304
00:14:03,207 --> 00:14:06,038
- Hey, man.
- It says "no MSG" on the menu.

305
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,655
It also says it with the...

306
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,559
what do you call the circle
with the diagonal line?

307
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:11,329
- It's the <i>Ghostbusters</i> thing.
- What?

308
00:14:11,347 --> 00:14:12,777
From the movie <i>Ghostbusters.</i>

309
00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:16,138
Oh, it says it with words an it says
it with the <i>Ghostbusters</i> thing.

310
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,504
- All right, just calm down.
- No, here's what's going to happen.

311
00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:21,255
You're going to stop putting
these menus everywhere,

312
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:24,711
or I'm going to show the people in here
what happens when you eat the food.

313
00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:28,545
- I actually like the food.
- Listen, Jess, Chinese food <i>is</i> MSG.

314
00:14:28,569 --> 00:14:30,307
America is living a lie,

315
00:14:30,326 --> 00:14:32,555
and we distribute menus
so people order the food.

316
00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:34,556
Just accept that that's
the way things are!

317
00:14:34,579 --> 00:14:38,617
No, I am done accepting
things the way they are,

318
00:14:38,647 --> 00:14:41,416
because there are
menus everywhere,

319
00:14:41,459 --> 00:14:43,929
and there are kids who
want to see the ocean.

320
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:47,295
- What?
- And I don't like your vibe, dude.

321
00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:51,826
Hey! This is what eating
here did to my friend.

322
00:14:53,244 --> 00:14:55,302
Is that crispy noodles?

323
00:14:57,665 --> 00:15:01,146
- Coach.
- ♪ Oh, no, no.

324
00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:04,265
- What the hell are you doing, man?
- I'm making island beats.

325
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,630
I think this is what I'm
gonna do from now on,

326
00:15:06,885 --> 00:15:08,535
since, obviously, I can't coach.

327
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,703
I thought we were
just messing around.

328
00:15:10,998 --> 00:15:12,623
Why are you taking this so hard?

329
00:15:12,652 --> 00:15:16,938
Because, dude, I was trying to prove
to myself that I could still do this.

330
00:15:17,471 --> 00:15:19,798
Ever since Malia
broke up with me...

331
00:15:20,054 --> 00:15:21,943
I don't know... I've
just been a mess.

332
00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:23,617
Feel like I can't
do anything right.

333
00:15:24,115 --> 00:15:27,726
Guys, it's locked, it's unlocked.
Get it together for real.

334
00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:30,324
What are you doing here? I thought
you said you were so busy.

335
00:15:30,353 --> 00:15:31,747
I found this extra alarm clock,

336
00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:35,639
and, uh, I thought it'd be neighborly,
so I'll set it up for you guys.

337
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,915
You're welcome.

338
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:39,707
Wait a second.

339
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,554
- What is that?
- What's what?

340
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,179
- Is that a camera?
- Hmm?

341
00:15:44,198 --> 00:15:46,439
Schmidt, are you spying on us?

342
00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:47,996
So...

343
00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:49,571
It is... it's a camera.

344
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:53,419
- Well, I'm shocked.
- Schmidt, look, you decided to move out.

345
00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:54,990
- So move out.
- I am out.

346
00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:56,901
I'm actually very
busy, you know that?

347
00:15:57,011 --> 00:16:00,445
I'm actually late for a very
important coffee with a...

348
00:16:00,466 --> 00:16:02,098
with a dear friend of mine.

349
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,610
- Who's that?
- Hmm?

350
00:16:03,638 --> 00:16:05,406
- Who?
- Yeah.

351
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,616
Wouldn't you like to know?

352
00:16:10,021 --> 00:16:11,321
♪ Tiny pants man

353
00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:13,026
♪ He don't have friends

354
00:16:13,049 --> 00:16:15,072
♪ That's why he got the clock

355
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:19,105
♪ He got the clock to
watch his only friends. ♪

356
00:16:19,823 --> 00:16:22,629
Are you enjoying your meal?
Winston enjoyed his meal, right?

357
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:24,516
- Until he had an allergic reaction.
- Let's go.

358
00:16:24,529 --> 00:16:26,780
There. I drove away all
of your customers,

359
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:30,565
and I'm gonna do that every day
until you stop with the menus.

360
00:16:31,168 --> 00:16:32,568
Earth warrior!

361
00:16:32,641 --> 00:16:34,992
- You win. I'll stop.
- Thank you.

362
00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:37,315
Charles?

363
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,073
You're fired.

364
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,601
- What? No!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

365
00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:44,851
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Don't fire him.

366
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,023
- He's the menu guy. - I was
just trying to make a difference.

367
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:49,168
You did. At the beginning
of the day, this guy had a job.

368
00:16:49,187 --> 00:16:51,327
Now he doesn't, so congrats
on your victory. You win.

369
00:16:56,653 --> 00:16:59,221
Do you have any teaching experience?

370
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,449
Does anyone have
an antihistamine?

371
00:17:08,616 --> 00:17:11,386
You know, I just moved
across the hall, but

372
00:17:11,523 --> 00:17:14,187
it feels like I moved
across an entire ocean.

373
00:17:14,215 --> 00:17:17,102
People grow up,
especially young people.

374
00:17:17,118 --> 00:17:18,679
So my friends don't even
miss me anymore?

375
00:17:18,697 --> 00:17:21,428
Uh-huh. Well, they
don't miss you.

376
00:17:21,461 --> 00:17:23,405
- They've moved on.
- What?

377
00:17:23,890 --> 00:17:26,027
Well, how do you know that?

378
00:17:26,252 --> 00:17:28,230
Because <i>he</i> told me.

379
00:17:29,304 --> 00:17:32,667
His name is Conner, and he
went to SUNY Binghamton.

380
00:17:32,946 --> 00:17:35,096
I once lived with 40 birds,

381
00:17:35,135 --> 00:17:38,416
and they all flew
away, and I moved on.

382
00:17:41,475 --> 00:17:43,424
Slow down on the
noodles, buddy.

383
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,841
Well, congratulations,
Miller. You were right.

384
00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:48,603
- What happened?
- I terrorized a restaurant.

385
00:17:48,905 --> 00:17:50,495
I got a good man fired.

386
00:17:50,511 --> 00:17:54,231
I might have ran over a lizard with my
wheelchair, but I am ashamed of it.

387
00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:56,393
So, that's what you
get for trying.

388
00:17:57,404 --> 00:17:59,642
Let's see what the
enemy tastes like.

389
00:17:59,677 --> 00:18:01,458
- It's good. - Anybody want to
help me use the bathroom?

390
00:18:01,475 --> 00:18:03,531
- No. - No.
- Okay, I'll work it out.

391
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,604
I shouldn't have even tried.
You just get hurt.

392
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,077
This is such a relief.

393
00:18:08,101 --> 00:18:09,201
I can get fat now.

394
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:12,116
- Hey, guys, stop it!
- I want to eat this all day.

395
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,977
Like a Chinese food ménage.

396
00:18:15,108 --> 00:18:15,790
Oh!

397
00:18:15,819 --> 00:18:18,238
Okay, you guys are doers,
and people like me,

398
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:21,379
people who don't do anything...
we actually need people like you.

399
00:18:21,397 --> 00:18:22,827
Mmm...

400
00:18:23,239 --> 00:18:26,604
Oh, boy, this is bad. Uh, this...
Okay, all right.

401
00:18:26,788 --> 00:18:29,090
I'm gonna give you guys a speech,
and it's gonna fire you guys up.

402
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,213
Got some on my pants...

403
00:18:30,238 --> 00:18:32,894
First we're gonna start with compliments
to build up your confidence.

404
00:18:32,919 --> 00:18:34,425
Okay, uh,

405
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,255
- Coach, you're a great guy.
- Mmm...

406
00:18:36,329 --> 00:18:38,232
You've got strong bodies.

407
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:39,423
- Aah!
- What?

408
00:18:39,472 --> 00:18:42,488
You just need some more clients.
I believe in you.

409
00:18:42,764 --> 00:18:44,714
- Thanks.
- Jess, you're awesome.

410
00:18:44,738 --> 00:18:49,417
You are the most resourceful, optimistic,
amazing person I've ever met in my life.

411
00:18:49,435 --> 00:18:51,213
I can't even get my
kids on a field trip.

412
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:54,515
You can do anything you put your
mind to 'cause you're smart, okay?

413
00:18:54,527 --> 00:18:57,465
- Why can't you get 'em on this field trip?
- There's no way to get them to the beach.

414
00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:59,784
That's a board.
Karate-kick it!

415
00:18:59,815 --> 00:19:01,520
You're not used to
making speeches,

416
00:19:01,539 --> 00:19:04,269
- are you? - Point of it is,
is you never give up.

417
00:19:07,803 --> 00:19:09,008
Fine.

418
00:19:09,121 --> 00:19:11,537
I guess you win.
I sort of miss being here.

419
00:19:11,571 --> 00:19:13,456
Well, the nanny cam
kind of gave it away.

420
00:19:13,491 --> 00:19:16,889
Well, nobody helped me, so
now there is a real mess.

421
00:19:16,909 --> 00:19:19,723
Hey, Winston, do you have some money
where we could rent, like, a car

422
00:19:19,748 --> 00:19:22,442
- or a bus or something?
- I found this wheelchair in a ditch.

423
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:24,461
Is anyone gonna tell me
anything that's going on?

424
00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:27,901
Stop! If it's not an idea about
how to rent a car or a van,

425
00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:29,625
then I don't want to hear it!

426
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,487
Wait a minute. Nick?

427
00:19:32,795 --> 00:19:33,893
That's brilliant!

428
00:19:33,918 --> 00:19:37,588
Boys and girls, transportation
provided by Hop Foo's restaurant.

429
00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:40,163
All right, everybody, we did it!

430
00:19:40,928 --> 00:19:44,446
Ocean Conservation Day
starts... now!

431
00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:47,245
Welcome to the Pacific Ocean!

432
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:50,402
- Yeah.
- The large body of water to my left.

433
00:19:50,478 --> 00:19:54,658
No horseplay, guys. Guys,
don't talk to strangers.

434
00:19:55,044 --> 00:19:57,593
And you said it wouldn't fit.

435
00:19:57,623 --> 00:19:59,835
I knew it would fit. I just
didn't want you to bring it.

436
00:20:00,683 --> 00:20:02,164
Careful. It's got a trick wheel.

437
00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:03,691
- I think it's fine.
- Okay.

438
00:20:04,856 --> 00:20:07,219
- Aah! Trick wheel.
- Not fine. Sorry.

439
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,486
Nice wheelchair.

440
00:20:10,503 --> 00:20:11,791
Ms. Day?

441
00:20:11,841 --> 00:20:14,054
- Hey.
- Thank you.

442
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:17,096
Here. You deserve this.

443
00:20:17,504 --> 00:20:19,805
Oh, thank you.
I love it.

444
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:23,674
But you know what? I think this
actually belongs to Nick Miller,

445
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,346
'cause he did this.

446
00:20:25,369 --> 00:20:27,000
Oh, wow!

447
00:20:27,197 --> 00:20:31,039
- Is this your dad?
- How old do you think I am, little girl?

448
00:20:31,477 --> 00:20:32,911
All right.

449
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:37,226
- I don't want this gift.
- It's her favorite hat.

450
00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:39,626
- Hey.
- Hey.

451
00:20:39,641 --> 00:20:41,686
You made a difference.
How's it feel?

452
00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:44,446
It feels good.

453
00:20:44,456 --> 00:20:47,376
Yeah, actually, it feels
great. I feel like, um...

454
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,605
I don't know.
I feel like running.

455
00:20:50,058 --> 00:20:51,765
Hey, Coach, you want
to show me how?

456
00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:54,110
- How to run?
- Come on. Coach me!

457
00:20:54,502 --> 00:20:56,544
Is this right, Coach?
Am I doing it right?

458
00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:58,791
Miller, you sorry excuse
for a human being,

459
00:20:58,816 --> 00:21:01,841
you are shaped like a bean
bag chair! I will sit in you!

460
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,108
- Ah, you can do it.
- I'm coming, too.

461
00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:06,877
'Cause I ain't a quitter!
Ironside!

462
00:21:08,249 --> 00:21:09,679
I'm coming. I'm com...

463
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,000
Aah!

464
00:21:11,198 --> 00:21:12,421
I am all-terrain, baby.

465
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,226
I was wrong about you, okay?
You're not a quitter.

466
00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:16,985
Now, please, quit!

467
00:21:17,018 --> 00:21:18,914
I'm glad I got to see that.

468
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,851
Oh, Schmidt,

469
00:21:21,570 --> 00:21:23,037
here's your key back.

470
00:21:23,692 --> 00:21:25,771
We kind of like
having you around.

471
00:21:28,565 --> 00:21:29,870
Thanks.

472
00:21:30,604 --> 00:21:33,384
This is just a copy, though. I
have like 50 of them at home.

473
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,786
- What are you doing to me?
- Your students are burying Winston.

474
00:21:36,815 --> 00:21:37,643
Nah, he likes it.

475
00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:40,021
Get away from me!
Where are your parents at?

476
00:21:40,188 --> 00:21:42,188
Shoo, children, shoo!

477
00:21:43,232 --> 00:21:45,627
Away now, be away!

478
00:21:46,952 --> 00:21:48,546
Shut up, Winston!

479
00:21:49,446 --> 00:21:52,745
- They are so mean!
- This is Karma...

480
00:21:52,865 --> 00:21:57,865
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