1 00:00:05,301 --> 00:00:08,301 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:11,002 --> 00:00:13,503 In ancient times, people believed 3 00:00:13,537 --> 00:00:15,638 the heavens were filled with gods and monsters 4 00:00:15,673 --> 00:00:17,574 and magical worlds. 5 00:00:17,608 --> 00:00:19,517 Then, as time passed, 6 00:00:19,552 --> 00:00:22,835 those beliefs faded into myth and folklore. 7 00:00:22,870 --> 00:00:24,614 But now we know the stories were true. 8 00:00:24,648 --> 00:00:28,585 Other worlds, with names like Asgard, do exist. 9 00:00:28,619 --> 00:00:32,121 And beings once revered as gods, like Thor, 10 00:00:32,155 --> 00:00:34,624 have returned, leaving us with more questions and... 11 00:00:34,658 --> 00:00:36,760 an enormous mess to clean up. 12 00:00:40,597 --> 00:00:42,031 Don't say I never gave you anything. 13 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,402 Checking for alien spectrographic signatures 14 00:00:46,436 --> 00:00:49,471 - one teeny rock at a time. - Necessary precaution. 15 00:00:49,506 --> 00:00:51,874 We don't want anything alien getting in the wrong hands. 16 00:00:51,909 --> 00:00:54,242 Still, this is definitely the type of work 17 00:00:54,277 --> 00:00:56,945 - a monkey could easily do. - You're our little monkey. 18 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,922 Don't give me that look. I'll talk to them when I talk to them. 19 00:01:06,956 --> 00:01:09,124 - Talk to who? - Mum and Dad. 20 00:01:09,158 --> 00:01:13,795 They want explanations and answers for... well, all this. 21 00:01:13,829 --> 00:01:15,430 But I don't have any answers. 22 00:01:15,464 --> 00:01:17,665 And, more importantly, I haven't talked to them since I was ill. 23 00:01:17,699 --> 00:01:19,301 And if they knew that, they'd be even more terrified. 24 00:01:19,335 --> 00:01:20,302 So, you know... 25 00:01:22,939 --> 00:01:25,206 ...why waste any of our time, really? 26 00:01:25,241 --> 00:01:28,776 You guys may think it's old news, but it's new... news to everybody else. 27 00:01:28,811 --> 00:01:31,278 So, Asgardians are aliens from another planet 28 00:01:31,313 --> 00:01:33,113 that visited us thousands of years ago? 29 00:01:33,148 --> 00:01:34,682 Or more. 30 00:01:34,716 --> 00:01:36,717 And because we couldn't understand aliens, 31 00:01:36,752 --> 00:01:38,152 we thought they were gods? 32 00:01:38,186 --> 00:01:40,054 That's where our Norse mythology comes from. 33 00:01:40,088 --> 00:01:41,756 That's too crazy. 34 00:01:41,790 --> 00:01:43,623 Do you think other deities are aliens, too? 35 00:01:43,658 --> 00:01:45,525 Vishnu for sure, right? 36 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,128 You know, it'd be nice if, for once, 37 00:01:48,163 --> 00:01:51,298 Thor and his people sent down the god of cleaning up after yourself. 38 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:53,834 They probably have a magic broom for this kind of thing. 39 00:01:53,868 --> 00:01:56,170 I just wish they'd left their alien ship behind. 40 00:01:56,204 --> 00:01:57,737 So we can clean that up, too? 41 00:01:57,772 --> 00:02:00,039 So we could go inside, take a peek under the hood, 42 00:02:00,074 --> 00:02:01,107 maybe take it for a spin. 43 00:02:01,141 --> 00:02:04,060 Come on, you're telling me piloting an alien ship 44 00:02:04,061 --> 00:02:06,613 - isn't on your bucket list? - I can't think of a single time 45 00:02:06,647 --> 00:02:09,483 when anything alien in human hands ended well. 46 00:02:09,517 --> 00:02:12,552 Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. 47 00:02:12,587 --> 00:02:13,653 He's so dreamy. 48 00:02:13,688 --> 00:02:17,590 - Sure, he's handsome, but ... - No. He's dreamy. 49 00:02:23,597 --> 00:02:27,200 - Fitz, is that, um ... - Definitely not from here. 50 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,934 Another piece of the ship. What are you doing? 51 00:02:32,072 --> 00:02:33,171 Out of sight... 52 00:02:35,942 --> 00:02:37,009 ...out of mind. 53 00:02:41,748 --> 00:02:45,017 That's why we're here. Keep everything under control. 54 00:03:06,238 --> 00:03:10,510 - Now, who would do something like that? - Ah, who knows. 55 00:03:27,992 --> 00:03:29,560 Baby, look. 56 00:03:34,499 --> 00:03:36,900 "South of the water, North of the hill..." 57 00:03:38,336 --> 00:03:42,039 - "...a halo of stones ..." - "protect the tree still." 58 00:03:43,107 --> 00:03:46,209 Jakob, is this it? 59 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,599 We should check that out. 60 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,098 Finally, after all this time. 61 00:04:48,971 --> 00:04:51,973 I can't wait to tell the others. 62 00:04:52,008 --> 00:04:56,845 I told you it was real... and that I would find it. 63 00:04:59,381 --> 00:05:01,682 Are you ready? 64 00:05:17,399 --> 00:05:19,332 What you're feeling, don't fight it. 65 00:05:19,367 --> 00:05:22,736 That rage, it's already inside of you. 66 00:05:22,771 --> 00:05:25,305 Don't be afraid of it. Don't hide from its power. 67 00:05:25,339 --> 00:05:27,741 Embrace it. Embrace it! 68 00:05:35,716 --> 00:05:38,107 God! What have you done? 69 00:05:48,296 --> 00:05:51,263 1x08 - The Well 70 00:05:51,298 --> 00:05:53,599 I can climb it if you want. 71 00:05:53,633 --> 00:05:56,936 Just talk me through what to do with the... doodads. 72 00:05:56,970 --> 00:06:01,140 - Yeah, it's only about 15 feet. - I'll be fine. I'm ... 73 00:06:01,175 --> 00:06:03,176 I'm just a bit more wary about the height thing 74 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:04,476 since falling to certain death. 75 00:06:04,511 --> 00:06:08,280 You're afraid. Hmm? Shaken up? 76 00:06:08,315 --> 00:06:09,415 It's normal. 77 00:06:10,483 --> 00:06:16,288 But some feelings will take over if you dwell on them. 78 00:06:16,323 --> 00:06:19,391 Especially fear. 79 00:06:19,426 --> 00:06:22,528 Now, keep your eyes ahead. 80 00:06:22,562 --> 00:06:25,897 Focus on what you like to do best. 81 00:06:25,932 --> 00:06:28,666 Yep. Not falling. 82 00:06:28,701 --> 00:06:30,936 No, research. 83 00:06:30,970 --> 00:06:33,271 You're a scientist. You like to figure things out. 84 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:36,274 - Yes. With my doodads. - I'm curious. 85 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:40,878 Whatever was up in these trees had to be there for centuries, right? 86 00:06:40,912 --> 00:06:41,879 At least a millennium. 87 00:06:41,913 --> 00:06:45,750 Radiocarbon-14 dates some of these trees at 9,000 years old. 88 00:06:45,784 --> 00:06:48,519 That sounds impossible. Think the tree grew around it? 89 00:06:48,554 --> 00:06:50,888 I'd have to check the dendrochronology first 90 00:06:50,922 --> 00:06:52,089 - to know for certain. - Uh-huh. 91 00:06:52,124 --> 00:06:55,727 But, I mean, the Norway spruce is a rather fast-growing coniferous, 92 00:06:55,761 --> 00:06:56,761 and I know you're trying to trick me into going up, 93 00:06:56,795 --> 00:07:00,931 - but I'm going up anyway, so... - I'll catch you if you fall. 94 00:07:00,966 --> 00:07:05,903 Screaming, and so much hate in her eyes. 95 00:07:05,937 --> 00:07:08,873 And you said she had a silver stick? 96 00:07:08,907 --> 00:07:13,057 Steel, maybe. I-I don't know. It, uh, had decorations on it. 97 00:07:13,092 --> 00:07:14,778 Could you describe or draw them? 98 00:07:14,812 --> 00:07:18,982 I didn't get a good look. I... I just ran. 99 00:07:20,418 --> 00:07:23,654 Who would do something so evil? 100 00:07:23,688 --> 00:07:25,389 I'm sorry for your loss. 101 00:07:26,424 --> 00:07:31,161 Oh, um, whatever was in here was definitely not from this world. 102 00:07:31,195 --> 00:07:34,430 Fitz, you getting this? It's not Chitauri, is it? 103 00:07:34,464 --> 00:07:35,865 No, no, no. Don't worry. 104 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,400 This isn't another viral threat. 105 00:07:37,434 --> 00:07:38,668 Um, hang on. 106 00:07:40,337 --> 00:07:43,506 Spectrographic signatures match readings from... 107 00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:44,808 Thor's hammer. 108 00:07:44,842 --> 00:07:49,178 Simmons, whatever was in that tree is Asgardian. 109 00:07:49,212 --> 00:07:52,915 I-I can see an imprint of what was embedded. 110 00:07:55,118 --> 00:07:57,486 Scanning for three-dimensional restoration. 111 00:07:57,521 --> 00:07:59,488 Tell me when. 112 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:02,658 When. 113 00:08:02,693 --> 00:08:06,795 Um, looks like a staff or a rod. 114 00:08:08,064 --> 00:08:10,966 Well crafted. Engraved. 115 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,236 I'll convert it, print a 3-D model. 116 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:18,640 This forest is a protected reserve. I mean, who do they think they are? 117 00:08:18,674 --> 00:08:20,608 Anything else? Details? 118 00:08:20,643 --> 00:08:23,044 Anything that might help us to find these people 119 00:08:23,078 --> 00:08:24,145 or where they might be hiding? 120 00:08:24,179 --> 00:08:27,114 Sir, doesn't look like they're hiding. 121 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,654 Sending to your devices now. 122 00:08:32,688 --> 00:08:36,513 ... raiding has left 20 injured, 3 in critical condition. 123 00:08:36,548 --> 00:08:39,279 Reports indicate that the group of about a dozen 124 00:08:39,314 --> 00:08:42,270 was led by this man and woman, and though their motive was unclear, 125 00:08:42,305 --> 00:08:45,987 their message was hauntingly spelled out on the streets of Oslo. 126 00:08:47,336 --> 00:08:49,871 Well, I guess we know who they think they are. 127 00:09:02,424 --> 00:09:05,658 Jakob Nystrom, 30. Girlfriend, Petra Larsen. 128 00:09:05,693 --> 00:09:08,094 Leaders of a Norse Paganist hate group. 129 00:09:08,129 --> 00:09:10,663 And their numbers are growing, thanks to what happened in Greenwich 130 00:09:10,698 --> 00:09:13,733 and thanks to the internet. Yay, internet, she said sarcastically. 131 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:14,967 Norse Paganist? 132 00:09:15,001 --> 00:09:17,537 Obsessed with anything derived from Norse mythology ... 133 00:09:17,571 --> 00:09:21,173 - stories of Asgard. - And now a weapon. 134 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:22,942 The scan only accounted for one side. 135 00:09:22,976 --> 00:09:24,811 Too much damage to the tree for complete reproduction. 136 00:09:24,845 --> 00:09:26,879 But see here ... it's clearly broken on both ends. 137 00:09:26,913 --> 00:09:29,882 - So there are more pieces? - Yeah. Two at least. 138 00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:32,818 Which means Sid and Nancy may be looking for a complete set. 139 00:09:32,853 --> 00:09:36,655 - And markings? - The Asgardian symbolism. 140 00:09:36,689 --> 00:09:38,357 Hard to translate with our limited knowledge. 141 00:09:38,391 --> 00:09:41,126 You should give your buddy the god of thunder a shout. 142 00:09:41,161 --> 00:09:42,794 He gets his power from his hammer, right? 143 00:09:42,829 --> 00:09:44,796 What if this is his nail to the hammer? 144 00:09:44,831 --> 00:09:48,066 I already did. Director Fury told me he's off the grid. 145 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,335 And if he has a cellphone, we don't have the number. 146 00:09:50,370 --> 00:09:52,471 S.H.I.E.L.D.'s investigations are on the trail 147 00:09:52,505 --> 00:09:53,972 of Nystrom and his followers. 148 00:09:54,006 --> 00:09:56,207 We're charged with identifying the object 149 00:09:56,242 --> 00:09:58,543 and finding any other pieces before they do. 150 00:09:58,578 --> 00:10:01,045 They seem to have some advantage. They found this thing 151 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,581 in 150 square kilometers of Norwegian forest. 152 00:10:03,615 --> 00:10:08,152 Guys. What if it called to them with magic? 153 00:10:08,187 --> 00:10:09,988 Called to them. 154 00:10:10,022 --> 00:10:12,891 We know it's Asgardian, so the rules are a little bendy here. 155 00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:14,893 Just because we don't understand something yet 156 00:10:14,927 --> 00:10:17,160 doesn't mean we should regress back to the dark ages, 157 00:10:17,195 --> 00:10:19,597 talking of magic and fairy tales. 158 00:10:19,631 --> 00:10:23,367 Actually, that's exactly what we're going to do. 159 00:10:23,402 --> 00:10:24,602 - Excuse me? - Really? 160 00:10:24,636 --> 00:10:26,303 When we first found the hammer in New Mexico, 161 00:10:26,337 --> 00:10:28,005 I consulted one of the world's leading experts 162 00:10:28,039 --> 00:10:29,039 on Norse mythology ... 163 00:10:29,073 --> 00:10:32,242 Elliot Randolph, a Professor at a university in Seville. 164 00:10:32,277 --> 00:10:33,576 We'll leave immediately. 165 00:10:33,611 --> 00:10:36,046 Maybe he can tell us more about these markings. 166 00:10:38,149 --> 00:10:40,284 Well, one must adapt, Elena. 167 00:10:40,318 --> 00:10:42,819 Recent events have thrown us all for a loop. 168 00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:45,155 I thought I was teaching Norse mythology. 169 00:10:45,189 --> 00:10:48,625 No, turns out I'm a history Professor. 170 00:10:48,659 --> 00:10:52,094 So, you're not going to change my grade? 171 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:55,264 No. I will give you a week to rewrite it. 172 00:10:55,299 --> 00:10:59,402 I think, in general, little more history, less lit crit. 173 00:10:59,437 --> 00:11:01,905 But I do hope we're still on for dinner tonight. 174 00:11:01,939 --> 00:11:04,407 I've included a list of books there that might help you. 175 00:11:04,442 --> 00:11:07,109 I'll see you later. 176 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,110 Oh! 177 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:12,514 - Professor Randolph. - Agent Coulson. Come in, come in. 178 00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,650 Waterfield 44. 179 00:11:14,684 --> 00:11:17,820 14-karat-gold nib with mother-of-pearl inlay. 180 00:11:18,855 --> 00:11:21,924 That's quite an eye you've got. I didn't know you were a collector. 181 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:23,659 On a government salary, not quite. 182 00:11:23,693 --> 00:11:27,062 Well, I'm assuming you found something on the ground in London. 183 00:11:27,096 --> 00:11:29,230 In a tree in Norway. And, unfortunately, 184 00:11:29,265 --> 00:11:31,266 we weren't the ones who found it. 185 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:34,603 It's a 3-D model. 186 00:11:34,637 --> 00:11:38,306 Oh, that is amazing. 187 00:11:41,677 --> 00:11:42,978 Now, based on these runes, 188 00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:47,582 I'd say I'm looking at a piece of the Berserker staff. 189 00:11:47,616 --> 00:11:49,351 Let's have a look. 190 00:11:50,619 --> 00:11:54,022 Yeah, the myth dates back to the late 12th century. 191 00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:56,524 It's all about a powerful warrior from Asgard. 192 00:11:56,558 --> 00:11:59,393 Here. A soldier in the Berserker army. 193 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,797 - Berserker army? - Oh, yeah. 194 00:12:02,831 --> 00:12:05,533 A powerful army. Fierce army it was. 195 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:08,669 Berserkers battled like raging beasts, 196 00:12:08,704 --> 00:12:10,505 destroying everything in their path. 197 00:12:10,539 --> 00:12:13,807 A single Berserker had the strength of 20 warriors. 198 00:12:13,841 --> 00:12:16,610 So whoever wielded the staff got superhuman strength? 199 00:12:16,644 --> 00:12:20,280 Fighting with it put the warrior into a state of uncontrollable rage. 200 00:12:20,315 --> 00:12:23,617 The staff contained a very powerful magic. 201 00:12:23,651 --> 00:12:25,852 Or a scientific attribute we've yet to discover. 202 00:12:25,887 --> 00:12:27,787 Analytically minded and pretty as a peach. 203 00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:30,723 - The warrior in the story? - Well, in the story, 204 00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:34,828 he came to Earth to fight, but he ended up falling in love. 205 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:38,131 - With whom? - With life on Earth. 206 00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:41,267 Humanity. He fell so much in love 207 00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:43,870 that when his army returned to Asgard, he stayed behind. 208 00:12:43,905 --> 00:12:45,138 What happened to the staff? 209 00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:49,475 Well, he didn't want its dark magic falling into the wrong hands, 210 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:51,710 so he broke it into three pieces 211 00:12:51,745 --> 00:12:54,980 and hid each one in a different location. 212 00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:58,384 The manuscript wouldn't happen to say where he hid them, would it? 213 00:12:58,419 --> 00:13:02,521 Actually, it does. In three verses. 214 00:13:02,556 --> 00:13:04,990 Now, let's all bear in mind these are poetic abstracts 215 00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:06,324 from long-lost ancient texts. 216 00:13:06,359 --> 00:13:12,230 So, there is one about a tree, which they've found, it seems. 217 00:13:12,265 --> 00:13:16,268 Another is, "East of the river, sun overhead, 218 00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:18,736 buried in Earth with the bones of the dead." 219 00:13:18,771 --> 00:13:21,739 That's a bit macabre, isn't it? There's another here. 220 00:13:21,774 --> 00:13:23,508 Well, this one doesn't even have a rhyme. 221 00:13:23,543 --> 00:13:29,347 But the gist of it is "close to god." That could be anything, then. 222 00:13:29,382 --> 00:13:30,682 It could also mean nothing. 223 00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:35,019 I was hoping for less metaphor, more longitude and latitude. 224 00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:37,822 Well, I mean, it does stand to reason 225 00:13:37,856 --> 00:13:40,424 to search near Viking raid routes, doesn't it? 226 00:13:40,459 --> 00:13:43,494 Now, there have been some recent interesting findings 227 00:13:43,528 --> 00:13:46,931 of Norse relics on Baffin island off the coast of Canada. 228 00:13:46,966 --> 00:13:49,968 Yeah, virtual treasure trove of new artifacts. 229 00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:52,636 We'll start there, then. Thank you, Professor. 230 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:55,639 Did you know there's mount Thor on Baffin island? 231 00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:57,741 - I did not. - Do you know what's not on mount Thor? 232 00:13:57,775 --> 00:13:59,710 Anything Asgardian at all. 233 00:13:59,744 --> 00:14:01,579 Our agents on the ground haven't found a thing. 234 00:14:01,613 --> 00:14:02,913 What about you? 235 00:14:02,947 --> 00:14:05,916 Nystrom's deep-web message boards are just abuzz with psychos. 236 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,350 They believe they're gonna ascend 237 00:14:07,384 --> 00:14:10,887 to be the gods of destruction and death. People suck, sir. 238 00:14:10,922 --> 00:14:12,322 That's your progress? "People suck"? 239 00:14:12,356 --> 00:14:15,659 These people do. And there's also chatter about going underground. 240 00:14:15,693 --> 00:14:18,261 - Could mean going incognito or ... - Or searching for the next piece. 241 00:14:18,295 --> 00:14:20,563 Randolph said to check Viking routes. Find any others? 242 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,432 There's some sites along the Volga river in Russia, 243 00:14:22,466 --> 00:14:28,037 - some in Kiev, and weirdly, here. - In Seville, Spain? 244 00:14:28,139 --> 00:14:30,406 It's a long shot, but Vikings sacked Seville twice. 245 00:14:30,441 --> 00:14:34,477 We found one promising location with Viking relics ... 246 00:14:34,512 --> 00:14:35,811 El Divino Niņo. 247 00:14:35,846 --> 00:14:38,848 A church built on the ruins of an 8th-century crypt 248 00:14:38,882 --> 00:14:42,317 - built on Roman ruins from 206 B.C. - East of a river. 249 00:14:42,352 --> 00:14:44,987 And lots of bones. Let's see what we can dig up. 250 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:47,156 See what I did there? 251 00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:56,865 Must be nice ... have a mandatory nap time. 252 00:14:56,899 --> 00:14:58,667 Siesta isn't mandatory. 253 00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:02,471 Just very pleasant. 254 00:15:02,505 --> 00:15:03,838 How you doing, Agent Ward? 255 00:15:03,873 --> 00:15:06,408 Wishing I was shorter. 256 00:15:06,442 --> 00:15:09,611 Nothing yet. All my readings are normal. 257 00:15:09,646 --> 00:15:10,945 What about you, Skye? Any luck? 258 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:14,716 I'm lucky my S.O. volunteered to take the super-creepy hallway 259 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:19,520 instead of the slightly less-creepy dungeon-room place. 260 00:15:19,555 --> 00:15:21,756 I got nothing. Sorry ... nada. 261 00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:24,525 Ward, your spectrograph is reading something near you. 262 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:30,130 - I don't see anything. - Well, it's right in front of you. 263 00:15:30,165 --> 00:15:33,301 Oh, wait. No. Uh, okay, hold on. It's moving. Northwest. 264 00:15:33,335 --> 00:15:36,337 - Visual contact. - Okay Ward, turn left. 265 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,243 I have a wonderful explanation. 266 00:15:42,277 --> 00:15:44,312 Ran into some unexpected com... 267 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:56,190 - Ward, what's happening? - His device just went down. 268 00:15:56,224 --> 00:15:58,258 - Skye, can you get ... - Already on it. 269 00:15:59,961 --> 00:16:02,096 Ward. Are you all right? 270 00:16:03,598 --> 00:16:05,064 Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 271 00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:07,867 Grant, calm down. Calm down, please. 272 00:16:09,537 --> 00:16:11,070 Calm down. 273 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:16,443 The staff ... he has it. 274 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:19,578 Something's wrong with Ward. 275 00:16:19,613 --> 00:16:21,580 The staff's gone. Someone took it. 276 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,604 I have one, too. 277 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,709 He can't just disappear. 278 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:53,378 He'll have to turn up some... where. 279 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:59,017 There we go. A block South of the church. 280 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:12,163 - Professor. - I screwed up. 281 00:17:21,353 --> 00:17:24,621 - This is ridiculous. - It's anything but. Ward, you passed out. 282 00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:26,423 And you were acting not right. 283 00:17:26,457 --> 00:17:28,325 Coulson ordered me to give you a full work-up, 284 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,826 and that's exactly what I'm doing. 285 00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:35,132 Um, before you lost consciousness, were you feeling claustrophobic? 286 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:37,434 - Why? - She's ruling out a panic attack. 287 00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:41,137 - I don't panic. Ever. - There we go. Ruled out. 288 00:17:41,171 --> 00:17:44,206 - Touching the staff caused it, right? - Any residual effects? 289 00:17:44,241 --> 00:17:47,266 Are you exhibiting any extra s-strength? 290 00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:49,512 Why don't I find out on that guy? 291 00:17:49,547 --> 00:17:51,380 Why don't we not do that? 292 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:53,782 What's the last thing you remember before you lost consciousness? 293 00:17:53,817 --> 00:17:57,486 - This is a waste of time. - Um. 294 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,722 - We need to find the staff. - What exactly do you remember? 295 00:18:00,757 --> 00:18:02,642 Something I hadn't thought about in a long time. 296 00:18:02,677 --> 00:18:04,974 - Why don't we leave it alone? - Well, I mean, he just 297 00:18:05,009 --> 00:18:05,627 pulled his arm out of this... 298 00:18:05,662 --> 00:18:06,695 Quiet! 299 00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:10,866 I want to hear this. 300 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,271 One of my men is hurt. The staff is gone. 301 00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:22,511 - I didn't want any of that to happen. - What did you want? 302 00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:25,347 - The staff's power for yourself? - Nothing like that. 303 00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:31,853 You know, I just wanted to be the first to study it, 304 00:18:31,887 --> 00:18:35,023 to prove that the Berserkers were actually here, 305 00:18:35,057 --> 00:18:36,961 a part of history. 306 00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:42,130 - You think about that. - Oh, I'm thinking about it. 307 00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:44,732 What are you doing? 308 00:18:44,766 --> 00:18:47,001 Your heart rate's rising. Adrenaline's spiking. 309 00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:49,236 You need to calm down, not get worked up. 310 00:18:57,379 --> 00:19:00,347 The memory ... was it about your brother? 311 00:19:00,382 --> 00:19:02,383 Drop it. 312 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:05,185 Ward, if you need to get it out, I am here ... 313 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,921 Right. To talk. 314 00:19:07,955 --> 00:19:12,526 Because that's what you do ... talk... and talk. 315 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,162 Don't you ever get tired of hearing your own voice? 316 00:19:16,831 --> 00:19:20,299 - Ward, stop. - Well! This makes more sense. 317 00:19:20,334 --> 00:19:22,869 Ward, what you're experiencing, this feeling ... 318 00:19:22,904 --> 00:19:25,505 - it's chemistry. - Hope so. 319 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,008 Yeah, spikes in his adrenocorticotropic hormone. 320 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,910 It's like those stories you hear 321 00:19:29,944 --> 00:19:32,745 when a mother is able to lift a car to save her baby. 322 00:19:32,779 --> 00:19:34,813 An adrenaline surge can create a massive ... 323 00:19:34,848 --> 00:19:38,651 Stop talking! Just fix it! 324 00:19:38,685 --> 00:19:42,555 I wish I could. We can relieve some of the symptoms. 325 00:19:42,589 --> 00:19:45,624 I'm going to give you 10cc of benzodiazepine. 326 00:19:45,659 --> 00:19:46,959 Chill pill. Good idea. 327 00:19:46,993 --> 00:19:50,596 A sedative? Not gonna happen. 328 00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:52,998 Yeah, well, be reasonable. Look how you're behaving. 329 00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:56,635 And if I'm sedated and we cross paths with those juiced freaks, 330 00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:59,738 the ones who flip cars and smash people up, 331 00:19:59,773 --> 00:20:02,441 are you gonna take them on? Keep us safe? 332 00:20:02,475 --> 00:20:07,546 Or am I gonna have to save Simmons' ass... again? 333 00:20:12,618 --> 00:20:16,421 That was just a biochemical reaction. He didn't mean all that. 334 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:19,291 - No, I know. - No explanation necessary. 335 00:20:19,325 --> 00:20:20,959 - How'd they find it? - I have no idea how they found it. 336 00:20:20,993 --> 00:20:24,862 They may have the original texts. I wasn't involved. 337 00:20:24,897 --> 00:20:28,499 You know, it was just a chance to uncover something 338 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:31,703 that the gods brought down from the heavens. 339 00:20:31,737 --> 00:20:34,606 Aliens brought it. From space. 340 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:38,375 I've spent some one-on-one time with aliens before. 341 00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,610 Didn't work out too well. 342 00:20:39,644 --> 00:20:43,714 So cases like this are personal to me. 343 00:20:43,748 --> 00:20:46,317 That's all I know. 344 00:20:52,624 --> 00:20:54,658 Get comfortable. 345 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:14,610 Help me! 346 00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:19,981 Please! Help me! 347 00:21:20,016 --> 00:21:22,050 Help me! 348 00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:24,719 - Ward! - Please! 349 00:21:24,754 --> 00:21:26,021 Hey, Ward! 350 00:21:27,223 --> 00:21:28,990 You should be more careful. 351 00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:32,560 - I'm fine. You? - I'm working it out. 352 00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:36,097 You're punching things. 353 00:21:36,132 --> 00:21:40,535 The last thing you need is to punch things. 354 00:21:40,569 --> 00:21:44,988 - You got a better idea? - Let me help you. 355 00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:46,641 The only help I need is to stop those guys 356 00:21:46,676 --> 00:21:47,975 before they hurt somebody else. 357 00:21:58,253 --> 00:22:00,388 We are the new order! 358 00:22:00,422 --> 00:22:02,456 Our world is being taken by gods! 359 00:22:02,491 --> 00:22:05,258 We will become gods and take it back! 360 00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:07,327 This is the new order! 361 00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:16,369 Are you ready to take back the power? 362 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:41,427 - A moment, sir? - Come on in. 363 00:22:44,898 --> 00:22:46,799 I'm concerned that my exposure to that weapon 364 00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:49,468 has compromised my ability to do my job. 365 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:53,139 - Go on. - You're familiar with my family history. 366 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:58,176 So, for obvious reasons, I don't think back to childhood. 367 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:02,348 Ever. There are things I put away a long time ago. 368 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,450 On lockdown. 369 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:09,187 Because to do this, I have to be focused, tactical. 370 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,456 I can't be distracted. 371 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,591 Especially by things that happened a lifetime ago. 372 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,494 You're saying touching the staff unlocked certain memories. 373 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:20,665 My worst memory. 374 00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:24,502 The first time I felt... 375 00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:25,603 hate. 376 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:29,140 And it won't go away. 377 00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:32,076 I don't trust myself. 378 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,145 The way I went off at Skye and Fitz-Simmons in the lab ... 379 00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:38,048 Grant... you telling me this 380 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,318 makes me feel I can trust you. 381 00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:45,890 Him, on the other hand... 382 00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:51,929 I can't get the Professor to talk. 383 00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:55,332 You've got some rage built up. 384 00:23:55,366 --> 00:23:57,634 Maybe it's time to let it out. 385 00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:07,177 You need to start talking. 386 00:24:07,211 --> 00:24:10,880 I told Agent Coulson everything I know. 387 00:24:10,915 --> 00:24:12,148 You're lying. 388 00:24:12,183 --> 00:24:15,319 Tell me what that thing did to me and how fix it. 389 00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:17,486 I swear I don't know. 390 00:24:19,056 --> 00:24:20,690 Okay, then. 391 00:24:31,235 --> 00:24:34,503 You were right. He's Asgardian. 392 00:24:35,639 --> 00:24:37,105 Good thing. 393 00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:40,189 Otherwise, that would have been awfully embarrassing. 394 00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:51,090 Okay, I have to know. 395 00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:54,459 - How did you figure me out? - Did the math. 396 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,896 One ... you're not the first Asgardian I've had in custody. 397 00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,398 You guys don't flinch or panic in captivity. 398 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:04,703 Two ... a Waterfield 44? On a lit Professor's salary? 399 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:07,539 I don't think so. And lastly, 400 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:10,308 when I tell someone I've had some one-on-one time 401 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:13,544 with an alien, they tend to be a little curious. 402 00:25:13,578 --> 00:25:17,382 Well, you're certainly more observant than most, Agent Coulson. 403 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:21,386 So, you're the Asgardian warrior who stayed. 404 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,389 Please don't tell anyone. 405 00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:27,625 I had no clue. Did you? 406 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:31,128 Hidden in plain sight... an actual Asgardian. 407 00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:32,329 Brilliant. 408 00:25:32,363 --> 00:25:35,432 How long do you suppose he's been on our planet? 409 00:25:35,466 --> 00:25:37,401 A thousand years. Maybe more. 410 00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:40,137 If we could just cut him open a little bit, 411 00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:42,205 get some tissue samples, maybe some bodily fluids, 412 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,707 - we could find out. - Or we could just ask him, weirdo. 413 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,844 This is way, way better than the History channel. 414 00:25:47,878 --> 00:25:50,147 I mean, this guy has lived through all the scary stuff ... 415 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:52,916 the crusades, the black death, disco. 416 00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:54,651 What are you doing? 417 00:25:54,685 --> 00:25:56,453 Sealing the interrogation-room door. 418 00:25:57,555 --> 00:25:59,656 Coulson's orders. 419 00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:04,594 Ah, locking me in. Well, I've been in tighter spots. 420 00:26:04,628 --> 00:26:06,696 This room is made of a silicon carbide-coated 421 00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:10,433 Vibranium alloy. Meant for prisoners like yourself. 422 00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:12,101 But you're in here, too. 423 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:14,637 And eventually, somebody will open that door. 424 00:26:14,672 --> 00:26:20,109 Not if I tell them not to. So, the myth is your autobiography. 425 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:25,047 I didn't write it. I didn't want anyone to know about me. 426 00:26:25,082 --> 00:26:27,183 Then I had to open my big mouth. 427 00:26:27,217 --> 00:26:29,218 Were you captured? Tortured? 428 00:26:29,252 --> 00:26:34,155 Horny. I met a French girl in 1546. 429 00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:36,424 Ah, she loved stories. 430 00:26:36,459 --> 00:26:40,495 So... I told her a great one, 431 00:26:40,529 --> 00:26:45,734 all about the peaceful Asgardian warrior who stayed. 432 00:26:45,768 --> 00:26:48,587 Now, how was I to know her brother the priest would 433 00:26:48,588 --> 00:26:51,406 write it all down and turn it into, I don't know, a thing? 434 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,740 Do you know Thor? 435 00:26:52,774 --> 00:26:55,136 Oh, sure, I spent all my days palling around 436 00:26:55,137 --> 00:26:56,711 with the future King of Asgard. 437 00:26:56,745 --> 00:27:01,349 No, I don't know Thor. I was a mason. 438 00:27:01,383 --> 00:27:03,651 I broke rocks. Mm-hmm. 439 00:27:03,685 --> 00:27:06,220 For thousands of years. 440 00:27:06,254 --> 00:27:07,755 If you can imagine that. 441 00:27:07,789 --> 00:27:09,957 So when they came, asking for people to fight, 442 00:27:09,992 --> 00:27:12,191 yes, of course I signed up. 443 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,529 I think, really, I just wanted to travel. 444 00:27:16,563 --> 00:27:19,599 - But you had the staff. - I hated that thing. 445 00:27:19,634 --> 00:27:23,003 Other guys loved all the power that comes with the rage. 446 00:27:23,037 --> 00:27:27,906 No, I didn't like it at all. 447 00:27:27,941 --> 00:27:32,378 - And you don't, either, it seems. - What did it do to me? 448 00:27:32,412 --> 00:27:36,482 It shines a light into your dark places. 449 00:27:36,517 --> 00:27:39,652 Doesn't matter if you're human, Asgardian. 450 00:27:39,686 --> 00:27:44,723 The effect is the same ... unpleasant. 451 00:27:44,758 --> 00:27:46,925 "Shines a light." That's no explanation. 452 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,194 It was forged from a rare metal 453 00:27:49,228 --> 00:27:51,463 and reacts to whoever is holding it. 454 00:27:51,497 --> 00:27:53,966 Or interacts. 455 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,001 I went to such great lengths 456 00:27:56,036 --> 00:27:59,571 to make sure that the staff wasn't found. 457 00:27:59,605 --> 00:28:02,641 Unfortunately, since the myth was written down, 458 00:28:02,675 --> 00:28:06,444 people have been searching for it for centuries. 459 00:28:06,479 --> 00:28:07,612 I need your help to stop them 460 00:28:07,647 --> 00:28:09,281 before they get the last piece of your staff. 461 00:28:09,315 --> 00:28:11,716 Oh, I am a pacifist now. 462 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:13,451 And you don't want to risk your identity being discovered. 463 00:28:14,587 --> 00:28:17,655 Listen, I wouldn't worry too much about these angry youths. 464 00:28:17,690 --> 00:28:19,957 They always calm down, 465 00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:24,228 and eventually, they die of old age. 466 00:28:24,262 --> 00:28:27,631 And that is one of the pleasant aspects of life here. 467 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:32,003 - Everything changes. - I'll tell you what's gonna change ... 468 00:28:32,037 --> 00:28:36,607 your anonymity... unless you help up find the final piece of your staff. 469 00:28:38,042 --> 00:28:40,811 You may not know Thor. But I do. 470 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:52,355 My first love on this planet was Ireland. 471 00:28:52,389 --> 00:28:55,158 There was a monastery, and the monks gave me 472 00:28:55,193 --> 00:28:59,329 a nice, warm place to sleep, some soup, 473 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:02,599 - and some mulled wine. - "Near god." 474 00:29:20,117 --> 00:29:23,986 The effects of the staff... are they permanent? 475 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:28,490 The strength wears off. You will feel exhausted afterwards. 476 00:29:28,524 --> 00:29:30,459 You'll need sleep. 477 00:29:30,493 --> 00:29:32,895 What about... the other effects? 478 00:29:32,929 --> 00:29:37,499 Oh, that dark, nasty ache in the pit of your stomach, 479 00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:39,401 the rage in your chest that makes you feel 480 00:29:39,435 --> 00:29:43,104 as if your heart's about to explode? 481 00:29:43,139 --> 00:29:45,474 It's worse on humans. 482 00:29:45,508 --> 00:29:49,311 But give it a few decades, and it'll wear off, too. 483 00:29:49,345 --> 00:29:51,747 Great. 484 00:29:55,718 --> 00:29:57,919 Are you sure Ward's okay to go into the field? 485 00:29:59,054 --> 00:30:00,755 He's not exactly acting like himself. 486 00:30:00,790 --> 00:30:04,692 But he knows it. He'll be fine. 487 00:30:06,695 --> 00:30:08,429 I'm with Coulson. 488 00:30:12,701 --> 00:30:16,771 Well, it's been a while. I wonder ... 489 00:30:16,805 --> 00:30:19,740 Ah, yes. There it is. 490 00:30:19,775 --> 00:30:23,544 Still here. 491 00:30:23,578 --> 00:30:25,379 Well, the nose isn't quite right, but ... 492 00:30:25,414 --> 00:30:27,748 That's you? 493 00:30:27,783 --> 00:30:30,050 Yeah. They venerated me a bit as a saint. 494 00:30:30,084 --> 00:30:32,452 They're idiots. 495 00:30:32,486 --> 00:30:34,922 - Where's the staff? - It's upstairs. 496 00:30:38,293 --> 00:30:40,660 Is that the normal Ward or the new, angrier Ward? 497 00:30:40,695 --> 00:30:41,895 I can't tell. 498 00:30:44,398 --> 00:30:45,632 It's quiet. 499 00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:48,000 Why do you think I trusted them with my secret? 500 00:30:48,035 --> 00:30:49,502 They take a vow of silence. 501 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,476 But when you get them talking... they squeal. 502 00:30:57,611 --> 00:31:00,747 If you want to defeat a god, you must become one. 503 00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:28,751 We need to help him! 504 00:31:28,786 --> 00:31:30,753 I'll get her. 505 00:31:33,123 --> 00:31:36,425 - How is he? - I don't know what to do. He's not human. 506 00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:37,627 He's dying. 507 00:31:37,661 --> 00:31:39,328 Yeah. We know, but she doesn't understand his anatomy. 508 00:31:39,363 --> 00:31:41,130 - And I'm even w... - What in god's name? 509 00:31:41,164 --> 00:31:44,333 - Oh, my god. - Sometimes, you have to just jump in 510 00:31:44,368 --> 00:31:45,535 and figure things out. 511 00:31:45,569 --> 00:31:49,038 Now, Asgardians regenerate faster than we do. 512 00:31:49,072 --> 00:31:50,539 Maybe we can keep him alive long enough ... 513 00:31:50,573 --> 00:31:53,809 - For his body to heal itself. - Okay, what am I looking for? 514 00:31:53,843 --> 00:31:55,144 His heart. 515 00:32:03,553 --> 00:32:05,186 Help me! 516 00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:16,131 Oh, okay. I think I got it. 517 00:32:16,165 --> 00:32:17,332 - Heart. - Oh, yeah. 518 00:32:17,366 --> 00:32:19,367 Can you feel a tear or rupture? 519 00:32:19,402 --> 00:32:22,237 Clamp down hard on his heart. Try to slow the bleeding. 520 00:32:22,271 --> 00:32:25,407 - Grant, drop the staff. - Get away from me. 521 00:32:25,441 --> 00:32:26,841 - Agent Ward! - This isn't you. 522 00:32:30,479 --> 00:32:31,979 Get back. 523 00:32:37,353 --> 00:32:39,253 Please! Help me! 524 00:32:48,931 --> 00:32:50,665 Please! 525 00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:52,433 Please! 526 00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:55,735 Help me! Please, help me! 527 00:33:01,242 --> 00:33:04,711 Grant! Help me! 528 00:33:04,745 --> 00:33:08,348 Grant! Please! 529 00:33:08,383 --> 00:33:09,816 Help me! 530 00:33:10,718 --> 00:33:12,619 Please! 531 00:33:12,653 --> 00:33:14,387 Grant! 532 00:33:14,421 --> 00:33:17,190 - Not yet, Grant. - Help me! 533 00:33:17,224 --> 00:33:19,459 - But he's gonna ... - Not yet! 534 00:33:19,493 --> 00:33:22,573 Throw him the rope, and I'll throw you in there, too. 535 00:33:24,932 --> 00:33:26,466 Please! 536 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:29,969 Grant! 537 00:33:58,797 --> 00:34:00,732 Oh, my god. Are you okay? 538 00:34:00,766 --> 00:34:02,575 Come here. 539 00:34:04,937 --> 00:34:07,404 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 540 00:34:12,878 --> 00:34:15,379 This time, let me help. 541 00:34:17,315 --> 00:34:18,415 Okay. 542 00:35:00,658 --> 00:35:02,525 I am not afraid of you. 543 00:35:25,515 --> 00:35:26,982 Am I dead? 544 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,752 Apparently not. 545 00:35:37,193 --> 00:35:39,628 You are easily the most beautiful thing 546 00:35:39,629 --> 00:35:42,063 I've seen in a thousand years. 547 00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:51,806 Coulson did that? He just shoved his hand inside? 548 00:35:51,841 --> 00:35:54,776 Well, he had to. I froze, didn't know what to do. 549 00:35:54,810 --> 00:35:57,478 Hey, you didn't freeze. You just got... 550 00:35:57,512 --> 00:36:00,447 ...put in a situation ... 551 00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:06,687 - Maybe I should jump in. - Yeah. 552 00:36:08,390 --> 00:36:10,924 Hi, Dad. 553 00:36:10,959 --> 00:36:13,327 Yeah, it's great to hear your voice, too. 554 00:36:13,362 --> 00:36:16,430 I've been meaning to call you for a couple of days. 555 00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:18,866 It's been a difficult few weeks. 556 00:36:20,735 --> 00:36:24,604 When you held it, did you see anything? 557 00:36:27,842 --> 00:36:30,510 Then how? 558 00:36:30,544 --> 00:36:35,894 - How did you hold all three? - Because I see it every day. 559 00:36:52,299 --> 00:36:55,835 I know that look. You tempted? 560 00:36:55,869 --> 00:36:58,204 Now, what is it you want to see? 561 00:36:58,238 --> 00:37:00,006 You and I have a lot in common. 562 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,442 We've both been stabbed in the heart. 563 00:37:06,646 --> 00:37:09,548 I was killed. 564 00:37:09,582 --> 00:37:12,318 Well, almost. I'm hazy on that. 565 00:37:13,986 --> 00:37:18,924 Afterwards... it's kind of a blank. 566 00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:23,128 I have no memory of being revived, of being in a hospital. 567 00:37:23,162 --> 00:37:26,865 Just... woke up a few months later. 568 00:37:26,899 --> 00:37:29,835 And are you haunted by it, Mr. Coulson? 569 00:37:29,869 --> 00:37:34,339 No. Not exactly. 570 00:37:34,373 --> 00:37:37,008 Then what's the problem? 571 00:37:40,612 --> 00:37:43,013 I suppose you're right. 572 00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:48,619 Can we give you a lift back to the university? 573 00:37:48,654 --> 00:37:51,021 Well, you know, with Europe's new fascination 574 00:37:51,056 --> 00:37:53,324 with all things Asgardian, 575 00:37:53,359 --> 00:37:57,627 I'm wondering if it's time to start over somewhere else. 576 00:37:57,662 --> 00:38:01,665 Nice beach? Life of tropical drinks and massages? 577 00:38:01,699 --> 00:38:04,735 Mm, oh, I'd get bored. 578 00:38:04,769 --> 00:38:07,204 You should consider the American Northwest. 579 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,672 Maybe Portland. 580 00:38:08,706 --> 00:38:11,808 Good food scene. Great philharmonic. 581 00:38:11,843 --> 00:38:13,344 Well, if you will come and visit. 582 00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:15,779 It's not everyone I get to share my stories with. 583 00:38:15,813 --> 00:38:17,213 Sure. 584 00:38:18,516 --> 00:38:21,918 And if Thor's in town, I'll introduce you. 585 00:38:33,364 --> 00:38:35,664 Hey. 586 00:38:38,602 --> 00:38:42,438 I could get used to turndown service and little mints on my pillow. 587 00:38:42,472 --> 00:38:45,241 Overnights aren't standard. 588 00:38:45,276 --> 00:38:49,077 We deserve a nice night. You especially. 589 00:38:50,781 --> 00:38:54,149 - How you feeling? - Not great. 590 00:38:56,853 --> 00:39:00,289 I'm sorry. For before. 591 00:39:00,323 --> 00:39:04,259 I'm... I'm not that guy. 592 00:39:04,294 --> 00:39:08,563 When you're a guy who saves lives, I can overlook a little Hulk rage. 593 00:39:08,597 --> 00:39:10,198 No harm, no foul. 594 00:39:11,834 --> 00:39:15,037 Does everything just roll off your back? 595 00:39:15,071 --> 00:39:20,575 No. If it helped, I'd rage all the time, but it doesn't. 596 00:39:23,078 --> 00:39:24,846 What I saw... 597 00:39:27,817 --> 00:39:30,184 it was about my brother. 598 00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,424 I figured. 599 00:39:38,693 --> 00:39:45,566 I know you're not one to talk, but, like I said, I'm here. 600 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,068 My shoulder's free. 601 00:39:53,541 --> 00:39:55,241 I'm beat. 602 00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:59,580 Another time, maybe. 603 00:40:01,182 --> 00:40:03,383 Well, you know where I live. 604 00:40:58,138 --> 00:41:01,866 "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." will return in a moment. 605 00:41:26,903 --> 00:41:30,540 - Did I fall asleep? - For a little while. 606 00:41:30,574 --> 00:41:35,177 But, uh, that's good. It means you are relaxed. 607 00:41:35,212 --> 00:41:40,450 That's precisely how I'm feeling ... relaxed. 608 00:41:40,484 --> 00:41:45,387 Honestly, Tahiti's too good to be true. 609 00:41:45,421 --> 00:41:47,289 I know. 610 00:41:48,431 --> 00:41:51,014 It's a magical place. 611 00:41:57,772 --> 00:42:01,072 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~