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SIMMONS: <i>In ancient times,</i>
<i>people believed the heavens were filled</i>

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<i>with gods and monsters</i>
<i>and magical worlds.</i>
<b><font color="#0A7C32">Ripped By mstoll</font></b>

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<i>Then, as time passed, those beliefs</i>
<i>faded into myth and folklore.</i>

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<i>But now we know the stories were true.</i>

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<i>Other worlds, with names</i>
<i>like Asgard, do exist.</i>

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<i>And beings once revered as gods,</i>
<i>like Thor, have returned.</i>

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<i>Leaving us with more questions</i>

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and an enormous mess to clean up.

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(HEAVY THUDDING)

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Don't say I never gave you anything.

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Checking for alien
spectrographic signatures,

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one teeny rock at a time.

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A necessary precaution.

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We don't want anything alien
getting in the wrong hands.

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Still, this is definitely the type of work
a monkey could easily do.

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You're our little monkey.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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Don't give me that look.
I'll talk to them when I talk to them.

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- Talk to who?
- Mum and Dad.

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They want explanations
and answers for...

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Well, all this.

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But I don't have any answers.

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And more importantly,
I haven't talked to them since I was ill.

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And if they knew that, they'd be
even more terrified, so, you know.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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(BEEPING)

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Why waste any of our time, really?

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You guys may think it's old news,
but it's new news to everybody else.

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So, Asgardians are aliens
from another planet

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- that visited us thousands of years ago.
- Or more.

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And because
we couldn't understand aliens,

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we thought they were gods?

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That's where our
Norse mythology comes from.

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(SIGHING)
That's too crazy.

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Do you think other deities
are aliens, too?

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Vishnu for sure, right?

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You know, it'd be nice if,
for once, Thor and his people

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sent down the god of
cleaning-up-after-yourself.

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He'd probably have a magic broom
for this kind of thing.

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I just wish they'd left
their alien ship behind.

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- So we can clean that up, too?
- So we could go inside.

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Take a peek under the hood,
maybe take it for a spin.

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Come on, you're telling me

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piloting an alien ship
isn't on your bucket list?

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COULSON:
I can't think of a single time

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when anything alien
in human hands ended well.

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Wouldn't mind getting
my human hands on Thor.

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He's so dreamy.

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Sure, he's handsome, but...

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No. He's dreamy.

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(DEVICE BEEPING)

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Fitz, is that... um...

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Definitely not from here.
Another piece of the ship.

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What are you doing?

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Out of sight,

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out of mind.

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WARD: It's why we're here.

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To keep everything under control.

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Now, who would
do something like that?

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Ah, who knows?

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Baby, look.

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"South of the water,
north of the hill,

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"a halo of stones..."

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"Protect the tree, still."

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Jakob. Is this it?

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- (FAINT CHAINSAW BUZZING)
- (TREE FALLING)

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We should check that out.

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Finally, after all this time.

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PETRA:
I can't wait to tell the others.

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I told you it was real.
And that I would find it.

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Are you ready?

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- (JAKOB GASPING)
- (DEVICE HUMMING)

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(PETRA GASPING)

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(PETRA GROANING)

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What you're feeling, don't fight it.

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- That rage, it's already inside of you.
- (PETRA GROANING)

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Don't be afraid of it.
Don't hide from its power.

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- Embrace it! Embrace it!
- (GASPING)

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(SCREAMING)

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BJORN: Oh, God!
What have you done?

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(YELLING)

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I can climb it if you want.

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Just talk me through what to do
with the doodads.

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Yeah, it's only about 15 feet.

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I'll be fine.

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I'm just a bit more wary
about the height thing,

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since falling to certain death...

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WARD: You're afraid?

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Hmm?

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Shaken up? It's normal.

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But some feelings will take over
if you dwell on them.

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Especially fear.

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Now, keep your eyes ahead,

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focus on what you like to do best.

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Yep.

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Not falling.

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WARD: No, research.

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You're a scientist,
you like to figure things out.

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Yes, with my doodads.

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I'm curious.

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Whatever was up in these trees
had to be there for centuries, right?

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At least a millennium.

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Radiocarbon-14 dates some of
these trees at 9,000 years old.

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That sounds impossible.
You think the tree grew around it?

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I'd have to check the dendrochronology
first to know for certain.

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But, I mean, the Norway spruce
is a rather fast-growing coniferous.

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And I know you're trying to trick me
into going up, but I'm going up anyway.

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WARD: I'll catch you if you fall.

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...screaming, so much
hate in her eyes.

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And you said she had a silver stick?

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Steel, maybe, I don't know.
It, um, it had decorations on it.

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Could you describe or draw them?

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I didn't get a good look.
(SNIFFING) I just ran.

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(CRYING)
Who would do something so evil?

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I'm sorry for your loss.

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- (DEVICE BEEPING)
- SIMMONS: Huh, um...

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Whatever was in here
was definitely not from this world.

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Fitz, you getting this?
It's not Chitauri, is it?

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No. No, no, don't worry.
This isn't another viral threat.

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<i>Um... Hang on.</i>

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(DEVICE BEEPING)

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Spectrographic signatures
match readings from Thor's hammer.

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Simmons, whatever was
in that tree is Asgardian.

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I can see an imprint
of what was embedded.

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(SIMMONS EXHALING)

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Scanning for three-dimensional
restoration. Tell me when.

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(BEEPING)

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When.

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Um...

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Looks like a staff or a rod.

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Well-crafted, engraved.

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I'll convert it, print a 3D model.

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This forest is a protected reserve.

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I mean, who do they think they are?

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Anything else? Details?

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Anything that might help us
to find these people

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or where they might be hiding?

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Sir, it doesn't look like they're hiding.

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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REPORTER: <i>... in an attempt to</i>
<i>stop the growing violence.</i>

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Sending to your devices now.

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REPORTER:
<i>The rioting has left 20 injured,</i>

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<i>three in critical condition.</i>

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<i>Reports indicate</i>
<i>that the group of about a dozen</i>

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<i>was led by this man and woman.</i>

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<i>And though their motive was unclear,</i>

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<i>their message was hauntingly</i>
<i>spelled out on the streets of Oslo.</i>

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Well, I guess we know
who they think they are.

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Jakob Nystrom, 30.
Girlfriend, Petra Larsen.

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Leaders of a Norse
paganist hate group.

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And the numbers are growing,

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thanks to what happened in Greenwich,
and thanks to the Internet.

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"Yay, Internet," she said sarcastically.

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Norse paganist?

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Obsessed with anything
derived from Norse mythology.

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Stories of Asgard.

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And now a weapon.

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The scan only accounted for one side.

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Too much damage to the tree
for complete reproduction.

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But see here?
It's clearly broken on both ends.

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- So there are more pieces?
- Yeah. Two, at least.

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Which means Sid and Nancy
may be looking for a complete set.

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(DOOR OPENING)

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- The markings?
- Asgardian symbolism.

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Hard to translate
with our limited knowledge.

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You should give your buddy,
the God of Thunder a shout.

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He gets his power
from his hammer, right?

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What if this is his nail to the hammer?

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I already did. Director Fury
told me he's off the grid.

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And if he has a cell phone,
we don't have the number.

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MAY: S.H.I. E.L.D.'s investigations

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are on the trail of Nystrom
and his followers.

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We're charged with
identifying the object

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and finding any other pieces
before they do.

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They seem to have some advantage.

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They found this thing in 150 square
kilometers of Norwegian forest.

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Guys, what if it called to them
with magic?

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Called to them?

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We know it's Asgardian,
so the rules are a little bendy here.

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Just because we don't
understand something yet

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doesn't mean we should regress
back to the Dark Ages,

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talking of magic and fairytale.

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Actually, that's exactly
what we're going to do.

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- Excuse me?
- Really?

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When we first found the hammer
in New Mexico,

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I consulted one of the world's
leading experts on Norse mythology.

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EIliot Randolph. A professor
at a university in Seville.

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We'll leave immediately.

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Maybe he can tell us more
about these markings.

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ELLIOT: Well, one must adapt, Elena.

192
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Recent events
have thrown us all for a loop.

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I thought I was teaching
Norse mythology.

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No, turns out, I'm a history professor.

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So, you're not going to
change my grade?

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No. I will give you a week to rewrite it.

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I think, in general,
little more history, less lit crit.

198
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But I do hope we're still on
for dinner tonight.

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I've included a list of books there
that might help you.

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I'll see you later.

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- Professor Randolph.
- Agent Coulson. Come in, come in.

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Waterfield 44. 14 karat gold nib
with mother-of-pearl inlay.

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(CHUCKLING)
That's quite an eye you've got.

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I didn't know you were a collector.

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On a government salary, not quite.

206
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Well, I'm assuming you found
something on the ground in London?

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In a tree in Norway, and unfortunately,

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we weren't the ones who found it.

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FITZ:
It's a 3D model.

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Oh, that is amazing.

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Well, based on these runes,

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I'd say I'm looking at a piece
of the Berserker staff.

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Let's have a look.

214
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Yeah, the myth dates back
to the late 12th century.

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It's all about a powerful warrior
from Asgard. Here.

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A soldier in the Berserker Army.

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FITZ: Berserker Army?

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Oh, yeah. A powerful army.
Fierce army, it was.

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Berserkers battled like raging beasts,
destroying everything in their path.

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A single Berserker
had the strength of 20 warriors.

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So whoever wielded the staff
got superhuman strength?

222
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Fighting with it put the warrior
into a state of uncontrollable rage.

223
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The staff contained
a very powerful magic.

224
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Or a scientific attribute
we've yet to discover.

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Analytically-minded
and pretty as a peach.

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The warrior in the story?

227
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Well, in the story,
he came to Earth to fight,

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but he ended up falling in love.

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With whom?

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With life on Earth.
Humanity.

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He fell so much in love that,

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when his army returned to Asgard,
he stayed behind.

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What happened to the staff?

234
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Well, he didn't want its dark magic
falling into the wrong hands.

235
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So he broke it into three pieces,
and hid each one in a different location.

236
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The manuscript wouldn't happen to say
where he hid them, would it?

237
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Actually, it does.
In three verses.

238
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Now, let's all bear in mind,

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these are poetic abstracts
from long-Iost ancient texts.

240
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:06,107
So, there is one about a tree,
which they found, it seems.

241
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:10,681
Another is, "East of the river,
sun overhead.

242
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,190
"Buried in earth
with the bones of the dead."

243
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,749
That's a bit macabre, isn't it?

244
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,451
And there's another here.

245
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,996
Well, this one
doesn't even have a rhyme.

246
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,723
But the gist of it is "close to God."

247
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:25,162
- That could be anything, couldn't it?
- Could also mean nothing.

248
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:29,438
I was hoping for less metaphor,
more longitude and latitude.

249
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:32,376
Well, I mean, it does stand to reason

250
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:35,174
to search near
Viking raid routes, doesn't it?

251
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,977
There have been some
recent interesting findings

252
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:41,951
of Norse relics on Baffin Island,
off the coast of Canada.

253
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,455
Yeah, a virtual treasure trove
of new artifacts.

254
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:47,117
We'll start there then.
Thank you, Professor.

255
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,721
COULSON: Did you know there's
a Mount Thor on Baffin Island?

256
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:50,819
WARD: I did not.

257
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:54,263
You know what's not on Mount Thor?
Anything Asgardian at all.

258
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,096
Our agents on the ground
haven't found a thing.

259
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,260
What about you?

260
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,396
Nystrom's Deep Web message boards
are just abuzz with psychos.

261
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,531
They believe they're gonna
ascend to be the

262
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,940
"gods of destruction and death."
People suck, sir.

263
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,773
That's your progress? People suck?

264
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,508
These people do. And there's also
chatter about going underground.

265
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,072
Could mean going incognito...

266
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,742
Or searching for the next piece.

267
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:15,048
Randolph said to check Viking routes.
Find any others?

268
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,951
There's some sites along
the Volga River in Russia.

269
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,820
Some in Kiev, and, weirdly, here.

270
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,593
COULSON:
In Seville, Spain?

271
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,891
It's a long shot,
but Vikings sacked Seville twice.

272
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,822
We found one promising location
with Viking relics.

273
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:33,268
<i>El Divino Niņo,</i> a church built
on the ruins of an 8th century crypt,

274
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,307
built on Roman ruins from 206 BC.

275
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,774
- East of a river.
- And lots of bones.

276
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,971
Let's see what we can dig up.
See what I did there?

277
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:50,553
Must be nice.
Have a mandatory nap time.

278
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,091
Siesta isn't mandatory.

279
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:56,953
Just very pleasant.

280
00:14:57,029 --> 00:15:00,123
- <i>How you doing, Agent Ward?</i>
- Wishing I was shorter.

281
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,001
Nothing yet.
All my readings are normal.

282
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,431
What about you, Skye? Any luck?

283
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:09,201
I'm lucky my S.O. Volunteered
to take the super creepy hallway,

284
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:14,008
instead of the slightly less creepy
dungeon room place.

285
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,206
SKYE: <i>I got nothing. Sorry,</i> nada.

286
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,012
Ward, your spectrograph
is reading something near you.

287
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,049
I don't see anything.

288
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,623
Well, it's right in front of you.

289
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:27,784
Oh, wait, no. Uh, okay, hold on.
It's moving. Northwest.

290
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,191
WARD: Visual contact.

291
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,853
FITZ: Okay, Ward, turn left.

292
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,727
I have a wonderful explanation.

293
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,429
Ran into some unexpected...

294
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,098
- (WARD GROANING)
- (DEVICE HUMMING)

295
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,682
- Ward, what's happening?
- His device just went down.

296
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:53,047
- COULSON: <i>Skye, can you get...</i>
- Already on it.

297
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,787
Ward, are you all right?

298
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,117
(WARD MUTTERING)

299
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,317
SKYE: Hey, hey, hey,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

300
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,383
Grant, calm down.
Oh, my God, please.

301
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,560
Calm down.

302
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,961
The staff, he has it.

303
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,632
Something's wrong with Ward.

304
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,097
The staff's gone. Someone took it.

305
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,093
JAKOB: I have one, too.

306
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:45,167
He can't just disappear.

307
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,603
- (MAN YELLING)
- He'll have to turn up somewhere.

308
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,601
There we go.
A block south of the church.

309
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:05,821
- Professor?
- I screwed up.

310
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,257
- This is ridiculous.
- It's anything but.

311
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:16,597
Ward, you passed out.
And you were acting not right.

312
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,260
Coulson ordered me
to give you a full work up,

313
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,168
and that's exactly what I'm doing.

314
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:25,032
Um, before you lost consciousness,
were you feeling claustrophobic?

315
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,604
- Why?
- She's ruling out a panic attack.

316
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,579
I don't panic. Ever.

317
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,309
There we go. Ruled out.

318
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,907
Touching the staff caused it, right?

319
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:36,385
Any residual effects?
Are you exhibiting any extra strength?

320
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,280
WARD:
Why don't I find out on that guy?

321
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,588
SKYE:
Why don't we not do that?

322
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,424
What's the last thing you remember
before you lost consciousness?

323
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,487
This is a waste of time.

324
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,690
We need to find the staff.

325
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,928
What exactly did you remember?

326
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,994
Something I hadn't thought about
in a long time.

327
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,334
Why don't we leave it alone?

328
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,805
I mean, he just pulled his arm out...

329
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:56,932
Quiet!

330
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,909
I want to hear this.

331
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,240
One of my men is hurt,
the staff is gone...

332
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:09,810
I didn't want any of that to happen.

333
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,219
What did you want?

334
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,990
- The staff's power for yourself?
- Nothing like that.

335
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,653
(SIGHING)

336
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,191
You know, I just wanted to be
the first to study it.

337
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:25,102
To prove that the Berserkers
were actually here,

338
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:26,296
a part of history.

339
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,104
You think about that.

340
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,200
Oh, I'm thinking about it.

341
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:34,906
What are you doing?

342
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,208
Your heart rate's rising,
adrenaline's spiking.

343
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,273
You need to calm down,
not get worked up.

344
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:40,950
(SIGHING)

345
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,456
The memory, was it about your brother?

346
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,554
Drop it.

347
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,361
Ward, if you need to get it out,
I am here...

348
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,197
Right. To talk.

349
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:02,572
Because that's what you do.
Talk and talk.

350
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,371
Don't you ever get tired
of hearing your own voice?

351
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,173
FITZ:
Ward, stop.

352
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,409
SIMMONS:
Well, this makes more sense.

353
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:14,712
Ward, what you're experiencing,
this feeling? It's chemistry.

354
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:15,878
SKYE:
Hope so.

355
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,252
Yeah, spikes in his
adrenocorticotropic hormone.

356
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,086
It's like those stories you hear

357
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,889
when a mother is able
to lift a car to save her baby.

358
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,020
An adrenaline surge
can create a massive...

359
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:28,863
Stop talking! Just fix it!

360
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:32,495
I wish I could. We can relieve
some of the symptoms.

361
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,805
I'm going to give you
10 cc's of benzodiazepine.

362
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,136
Chill pill. Good idea.

363
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,768
A sedative? Not gonna happen.

364
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,212
FITZ: Yeah, well, be reasonable.
Look how you're behaving.

365
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:46,877
And if I'm sedated and we cross
paths with those juiced freaks,

366
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,978
the ones who flip cars
and smash people up,

367
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:52,613
are you gonna take them on?
Keep us safe?

368
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,627
Or am I gonna have to save
Simmons' ass again?

369
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:07,070
That was just a biochemical reaction.
He didn't mean all that.

370
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,334
- No, I know.
- FITZ: No explanation necessary.

371
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,137
- How'd they find it?
- I have no idea how they found it.

372
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,010
They may have the original texts.
I wasn't involved.

373
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:18,542
You know, it was just a chance
to uncover something

374
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:21,916
that the gods brought down
from the heavens.

375
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,683
Aliens brought it. From space.

376
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,454
I've spent some one-on-one time
with aliens before.

377
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:29,755
Didn't work out too well.

378
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:33,856
So cases like this are personal to me.

379
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,467
That's all I know.

380
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,466
Get comfortable.

381
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:50,139
(GRUNTING)

382
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:04,821
BO Y: <i>Help me!</i>

383
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,168
<i>Please! Help me!</i>

384
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,293
<i>Help me!</i>

385
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:13,964
MAY: Ward!

386
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,237
Hey, Ward!

387
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,176
You should be more careful.

388
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,802
I'm fine. You?

389
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,039
I'm working it out.
(GRUNTING)

390
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,916
You're punching things.

391
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,083
The last thing you need
is to punch things.

392
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,621
You got a better idea?

393
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,791
Let me help you.

394
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,588
The only help I need
is to stop those guys

395
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,128
before they hurt somebody else.

396
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,329
(CROWD SHOUTING)

397
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,567
We are the new order!

398
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,667
Our world is being taken by gods!

399
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,444
We will become gods and take it back!

400
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,482
This is the new order!

401
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,590
Are you ready to take back the power?

402
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:10,122
- (DEVICE HUMMING)
- (MAN GRUNTING)

403
00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:11,389
(HUMMING INTENSIFIES)

404
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:12,691
(GROANING)

405
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:26,903
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

406
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,611
- A moment, sir?
- Come on in.

407
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,979
I'm concerned that
my exposure to that weapon

408
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,649
has compromised my ability
to do my job.

409
00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:41,581
Go on.

410
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,389
You're familiar with my family history?

411
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:49,801
So, for obvious reasons,
I don't think back to childhood. Ever.

412
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:54,464
There are things I put away
a long time ago, on lockdown.

413
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:59,374
Because to do this,
I have to be focused, tactical.

414
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,276
I can't be distracted.

415
00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:03,780
Especially by things
that happened a lifetime ago.

416
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:06,682
You're saying touching the staff
unlocked certain memories?

417
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,319
My worst memory.

418
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:15,723
The first time I felt hate.

419
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,790
And it won't go away.

420
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,325
I don't trust myself.

421
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,728
The way I went off at Skye
and Fitz-Simmons in the lab...

422
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,395
Grant,

423
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:30,430
you telling me this
makes me feel I can trust you.

424
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,541
Him, on the other hand...

425
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,517
I can't get the Professor to talk.

426
00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:44,385
You've got some rage built up.

427
00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:47,890
Maybe it's time to let it out.

428
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,362
You need to start talking.

429
00:23:58,336 --> 00:24:01,066
I told Agent Coulson everything I know.

430
00:24:01,139 --> 00:24:02,333
You're lying.

431
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:05,501
Tell me what that thing did to me
and how to fix it.

432
00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:07,636
I swear, I don't know.

433
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,641
Okay, then.

434
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:24,720
You were right.
He's Asgardian.

435
00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,422
Good thing.

436
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:30,432
Otherwise that would've been
awfully embarrassing.

437
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:38,601
Okay, I have to know.
How did you figure me out?

438
00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,207
COULSON:
Did the math.

439
00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:43,611
One, you're not the first Asgardian
I've had in custody.

440
00:24:43,715 --> 00:24:46,240
You guys don't flinch
or panic in captivity.

441
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:50,277
Two, a Waterfield 44
on a lit professor's salary?

442
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:51,878
I don't think so.

443
00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:53,254
And lastly,

444
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:57,056
when I tell someone I've had
some one-on-one time with an alien,

445
00:24:57,128 --> 00:24:59,255
they tend to be a little curious.

446
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:03,097
Well, you're certainly more observant
than most, Agent Coulson.

447
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:07,063
So, you're the Asgardian
warrior who stayed.

448
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,134
Please don't tell anyone.

449
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:13,336
I had no clue. Did you?

450
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:18,246
Hidden in plain sight.
An actual Asgardian. Brilliant.

451
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,179
How long do you suppose
he's been on our planet?

452
00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:23,083
A thousand years, maybe more.

453
00:25:23,154 --> 00:25:25,520
If we could just cut him open a little bit,

454
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:27,785
get some tissue samples,
maybe some bodily fluids,

455
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:28,951
we could find out.

456
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,018
Or we could just ask him, weirdo.

457
00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:33,290
This is way, way better
than The History Channel.

458
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,959
I mean, this guy has lived through
all the scary stuff.

459
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:38,628
The Crusades, the Black Death, disco.

460
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:39,829
- (DEVICE BEEPING)
- What're you doing?

461
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,168
Sealing the interrogation room door.

462
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:45,306
Coulson's orders.

463
00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:46,705
(DOOR LOCKING)

464
00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:50,305
Ah, locking me in.
Well, I've been in tighter spots.

465
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:54,182
This room is made of a silicon
carbide-coated vibranium alloy.

466
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,151
Meant for prisoners like yourself.

467
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,745
But you're in here, too.

468
00:25:57,822 --> 00:26:00,347
And eventually,
somebody will open that door.

469
00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:02,052
Not if I tell them not to.

470
00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:05,827
So, the myth is your autobiography?

471
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:06,955
I didn't write it.

472
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:09,500
I didn't want anyone to know about me.

473
00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:12,932
Then I had to open my big mouth.

474
00:26:13,004 --> 00:26:14,904
Were you captured? Tortured?

475
00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:16,831
Horny.

476
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,809
I met a French girl in 1546.

477
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:21,572
God, she loved stories.

478
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:25,705
So I told her a great one.

479
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:31,483
All about the peaceful
Asgardian warrior who stayed.

480
00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:33,888
Now, how was I to know
her brother, the priest,

481
00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:35,950
would write it all down and turn it into,

482
00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:37,153
I don't know, a thing?

483
00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:38,490
Do you know Thor?

484
00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:42,329
Oh, sure. I spent all my days palling
around with the future king of Asgard.

485
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,890
No, I don't know Thor.

486
00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:48,335
I was a mason. I broke rocks.

487
00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:53,201
(CHUCKLING) For thousands of years,
if you can imagine that.

488
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,803
So when they came asking
for people to fight,

489
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,848
yes, 'course I signed up.

490
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:02,253
I think, really, I just wanted to travel.

491
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,049
But you had the staff.

492
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,350
I hated that thing.

493
00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:08,722
Other guys loved all the power
that comes with the rage.

494
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,625
No. I didn't like it at all.

495
00:27:13,932 --> 00:27:16,025
And you don't either, it seems.

496
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,992
What did it do to me?

497
00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:22,196
It shines a light into your dark places.

498
00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:27,336
Doesn't matter if you're human,
Asgardian, the effect is the same.

499
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,448
Unpleasant.

500
00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:32,676
"Shines a light"?
That's no explanation.

501
00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:37,211
ELLIOT: <i>It was forged from a rare metal</i>
<i>and reacts to whoever is holding it.</i>

502
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,085
<i>Or interacts.</i>

503
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,389
<i>I went to such great lengths</i>
<i>to make sure</i>

504
00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:44,894
<i>that the staff wasn't found.</i>

505
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:48,390
<i>Unfortunately, since the myth</i>
<i>was written down,</i>

506
00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:52,197
<i>people have been searching</i>
<i>for it for centuries.</i>

507
00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:55,034
I need your help to stop them before
they get the last piece of your staff.

508
00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:57,040
No. I am a pacifist now.

509
00:27:57,108 --> 00:28:00,271
And you don't want to risk
your identity being discovered.

510
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,405
Listen, I wouldn't worry too much
about these angry youths.

511
00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:05,608
<i>They always calm down.</i>

512
00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:09,947
And eventually,
they die of old age.

513
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:14,288
And that is one of the
pleasant aspects of life here.

514
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:15,917
Everything changes.

515
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,330
I'll tell you what's gonna change.
Your anonymity.

516
00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:22,230
Unless you help us find
the final piece of your staff.

517
00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:26,396
You may not know Thor, but I do.

518
00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:38,104
My first love on this planet was Ireland.

519
00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:39,673
There was a monastery,

520
00:28:39,784 --> 00:28:42,981
and the monks gave me
a nice warm place to sleep,

521
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:46,717
some soup,
and some mulled wine.

522
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:48,290
"Near God."

523
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:09,708
The effects of the staff,
are they permanent?

524
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:11,681
The strength wears off.

525
00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:16,183
You will feel exhausted.
Afterwards, you'll need sleep.

526
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,654
What about the other effects?

527
00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:22,418
Oh, that dark, nasty ache
in the pit of your stomach?

528
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,559
The rage in your chest
that makes you feel

529
00:29:25,663 --> 00:29:27,893
as if your heart's about to explode?

530
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,191
It's worse on humans.

531
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:35,035
But give it a few decades
and it'll wear off, too.

532
00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:36,735
Great.

533
00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:44,213
Are you sure Ward's okay
to go into the field?

534
00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:46,416
He's not exactly acting like himself.

535
00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:49,952
But he knows it.
He'll be fine.

536
00:29:52,757 --> 00:29:54,452
I'm with Coulson.

537
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:03,760
ELLIOT: It's been a while.
I wonder... Ah! Yes.

538
00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:06,701
There it is.
Still here.

539
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,907
Well, the nose isn't quite right, but...

540
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:13,500
FITZ: That's you?

541
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:15,705
Yeah. They venerated
me a bit as a saint.

542
00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:16,769
They're idiots.

543
00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:20,774
- Where's the staff?
- It's upstairs.

544
00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:26,522
SKYE: Was that the normal Ward,
or the new, angrier Ward?

545
00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:27,649
I can't tell.

546
00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:31,385
MAY: It's quiet.

547
00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:33,555
Why do you think
I trusted them with my secret?

548
00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:35,258
They take a vow of silence.

549
00:30:37,635 --> 00:30:42,095
But when you get them talking,
they squeal.

550
00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:46,508
If you want to defeat a god,
you must become one.

551
00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:50,505
(GROANING)

552
00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:52,610
(DEVICE HUMMING)

553
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:57,649
(ROARING)

554
00:30:58,389 --> 00:30:59,913
(BOTH GROANING)

555
00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:09,157
We need to help him!

556
00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:11,799
I'll get her.

557
00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:15,230
How is he?

558
00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:17,433
I don't know what to do.
He's not human!

559
00:31:17,508 --> 00:31:18,907
- COULSON: He's dying.
- Yeah, we know,

560
00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:20,308
but she doesn't understand
his anatomy...

561
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:21,367
(SQUISHING)

562
00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:23,243
- Oh, my God!
- What in God's name...

563
00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:26,579
Sometimes you have to just
jump in and figure things out.

564
00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:30,087
Now, Asgardians regenerate
faster than we do.

565
00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:31,644
Maybe we can keep him
alive long enough...

566
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,315
For his body to heal itself.

567
00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:36,154
- Okay, what am I looking for?
- His heart.

568
00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:37,216
(GRUNTING)

569
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:43,830
(BO Y WHIMPERING)

570
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,261
BO Y: <i>Help me!</i>

571
00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:58,315
- Oh. Okay. I think I got it. Heart.
- Oh... Yeah.

572
00:31:58,383 --> 00:32:00,374
Can you feel a tear or rupture?

573
00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:03,284
Clamp down hard on his heart.
Try to slow the bleeding.

574
00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:05,914
- Grant. Drop the staff.
- Get away from me.

575
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:08,390
- Agent Ward...
- This isn't you.

576
00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:09,687
(DOOR OPENING)

577
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:12,954
WARD:
Get back.

578
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:30,937
- (MAN YELLING)
- BO Y: <i>Help me!</i>

579
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,209
<i>Please! Please!</i>

580
00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:36,679
(WARD SCREAMING)

581
00:32:36,754 --> 00:32:38,153
(BO Y SPUTTERING)

582
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:45,718
Grant! Help me!

583
00:32:46,597 --> 00:32:48,565
(CRYING)
Grant, please!

584
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,560
Help me!

585
00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:53,135
(BO Y CHOKING)

586
00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:55,428
Grant!

587
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,198
- Not yet, Grant.
- Help me!

588
00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:00,506
- But he's gonna...
- Not yet.

589
00:33:00,578 --> 00:33:02,876
Throw him the rope,
and I throw you in there, too.

590
00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:03,936
(CRYING)

591
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:06,939
Please!

592
00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:10,486
Grant!

593
00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,021
(BO Y CHOKING)

594
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:19,753
(COUGHING AND SPUTTERING)

595
00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,775
Oh, my God, are you okay?
Come here.

596
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:49,051
- Oh, you've got to be kidding.
- (SIGHING)

597
00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:56,264
This time, let me help.

598
00:33:58,202 --> 00:33:59,430
SKYE:
Yeah. Come on.

599
00:34:02,306 --> 00:34:03,637
(PETRA GASPING)

600
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,705
- (MAY GROANING)
- (STAFF HUMMING)

601
00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:15,780
(BOTH YELLING)

602
00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:18,278
(GRUNTING)

603
00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:36,933
(HUMMING)

604
00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:43,503
I am not afraid of you.

605
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:44,673
(BOTH YELLING)

606
00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:47,975
(GROANING)

607
00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:05,995
(ELLIOT GROANING)

608
00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:08,004
Am I dead?

609
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,502
- (SQUISHING)
- (ELLIOT GASPING)

610
00:35:10,575 --> 00:35:11,769
Apparently not.

611
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:12,832
(LAUGHING)

612
00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:23,109
You're easily the most beautiful thing
I've seen in a thousand years.

613
00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:26,213
(SIGHING)

614
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,728
SKYE: Coulson did that?
He just shoved his hand inside?

615
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:35,799
Well, he had to. I froze.
Didn't know what to do.

616
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:36,959
Hey, you didn't freeze.

617
00:35:37,034 --> 00:35:39,559
You just weren't up for the idea
of putting your hand

618
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:42,162
- inside somebody else's chest.
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)

619
00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:46,241
Maybe I should jump in.

620
00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:47,569
Yeah.

621
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:48,839
(CELL PHONE BEEPING)

622
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:50,842
Hi, Dad.

623
00:35:52,016 --> 00:35:54,484
Yeah, it's great to hear your voice, too.

624
00:35:54,552 --> 00:35:57,544
I've been meaning to call you
for a couple of days.

625
00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,919
It's been a difficult few weeks.

626
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,020
When you held it,

627
00:36:04,195 --> 00:36:05,890
did you see anything?

628
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,265
Then how?

629
00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:13,696
How did you hold all three?

630
00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:15,932
Because I see it every day.

631
00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:36,518
I know that look.
You're tempted.

632
00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:39,456
Now, what is it you wanna see?

633
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:41,031
COULSON:
You and I have a lot in common.

634
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:44,064
We've both been stabbed in the heart.

635
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:49,072
I was killed.

636
00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:53,375
Well, almost.
I'm hazy on that.

637
00:36:55,112 --> 00:36:58,639
Afterwards, it's kind of a blank.

638
00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:04,421
I have no memory of being revived,
of being in a hospital.

639
00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:07,888
Just woke up a few months later.

640
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:10,257
And are you haunted by it,
Mr. Coulson?

641
00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:15,228
No.
Not exactly.

642
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,997
Then what's the problem?

643
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,305
I suppose you're right.

644
00:37:26,644 --> 00:37:29,238
Can we give you a lift back
to the university?

645
00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,678
ELLIOT:
Well, you know,

646
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:33,842
with Europe's new fascination
with all things Asgardian,

647
00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:38,619
I'm wondering if it's time
to start over somewhere else.

648
00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:42,648
A nice beach?
A life of tropical drinks and massages?

649
00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:43,921
Mmm...

650
00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:45,758
Well, I'd get bored.

651
00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:49,664
You should consider the
American Northwest. Maybe Portland.

652
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,793
Good food scene.
Great philharmonic.

653
00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,269
Well, if you will come and visit.

654
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:56,704
It's not everyone
I get to share my stories with.

655
00:37:56,807 --> 00:37:57,831
Sure.

656
00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:02,708
And if Thor's in town,
I'll introduce you.

657
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:09,819
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

658
00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:11,514
(CELTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

659
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,419
SKYE:
Hey.

660
00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:23,395
I could get used to turndown service
and little mints on my pillow.

661
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,466
Overnights aren't standard.

662
00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:28,232
We deserve a nice night.

663
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,739
You especially.

664
00:38:31,876 --> 00:38:33,138
How are you feeling?

665
00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:34,841
Not great.

666
00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:41,143
I'm sorry.
For before.

667
00:38:41,218 --> 00:38:42,344
Um...

668
00:38:43,354 --> 00:38:45,151
I'm not that guy.

669
00:38:45,222 --> 00:38:49,591
You're a guy who saves lives.
I can overlook a little Hulk rage.

670
00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:51,218
No harm, no foul.

671
00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:56,260
Does everything just
roll off your back?

672
00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:57,826
No.

673
00:38:58,369 --> 00:39:01,600
If it helped, I'd rage all the time,
but it doesn't.

674
00:39:04,442 --> 00:39:06,239
What I saw,

675
00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:11,113
it was about my brother.

676
00:39:15,553 --> 00:39:17,384
I figured.

677
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:25,461
I know you're not one to talk,
but like I said, I'm here.

678
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:28,096
My shoulder's free.

679
00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:33,931
(INHALING)

680
00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:36,202
I'm beat.

681
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,607
Another time maybe.

682
00:39:42,279 --> 00:39:44,304
Well, you know where I live.

683
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,733
(DOOR UNLOCKING)

684
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:09,970
(DOOR UNLOCKING)

685
00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:45,666
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

686
00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:05,885
Did I fall asleep?

687
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:09,031
For a little while, but, uh, that's good.

688
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:11,358
It means you are relaxed.

689
00:41:12,002 --> 00:41:13,970
That's precisely how I'm feeling.

690
00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:16,699
Relaxed.

691
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:21,642
Honestly, Tahiti's too good to be true.

692
00:41:22,446 --> 00:41:24,243
I know.

693
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,907
It's a magical place.

694
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:28,245
(GASPING)
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