1 00:00:02,487 --> 00:00:05,388 So I'm gonna need everyone to work a little bit harder 2 00:00:05,389 --> 00:00:07,590 since our overall sales are slightly down, 3 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:12,761 which is ironic since our sales of overalls are slightly up. 4 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:17,600 - I have something to say. - Sean, gather the staff. 5 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,581 Staff. 6 00:00:24,173 --> 00:00:25,240 Nice work, Sean. 7 00:00:25,241 --> 00:00:28,129 Workers, we have a problem. 8 00:00:28,130 --> 00:00:31,490 One of you is a traitor. 9 00:00:32,215 --> 00:00:34,416 - A traitor? - Yes, we have a mole. 10 00:00:34,417 --> 00:00:37,986 Someone has been leaking inside information to our main competitor. 11 00:00:37,987 --> 00:00:40,433 Behold, exhibit "A". 12 00:00:45,061 --> 00:00:47,762 Next week we are launching this line of whimsical cow slippers, 13 00:00:47,763 --> 00:00:50,097 but our competitor, KnightsBuryLane.Com, 14 00:00:50,098 --> 00:00:53,434 beat us to the punch with this equally adorable product. 15 00:00:56,705 --> 00:01:01,075 They even stole our tag-line; "They're 'udderly' comfortable". 16 00:01:01,076 --> 00:01:03,511 Max, hang on, maybe it's a coincidence, huh? 17 00:01:03,512 --> 00:01:07,232 Or should I say cow-incidence? 18 00:01:07,982 --> 00:01:09,716 Cowincidence, you say? 19 00:01:09,717 --> 00:01:13,857 Well, then explain this; Exhibit "B". 20 00:01:15,623 --> 00:01:17,624 They also stole our line of alphabet candles. 21 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:21,361 Now KnightsBuryLane.Com is owned by the very man who used to own 22 00:01:21,362 --> 00:01:23,897 this company and for whom you all used to work... 23 00:01:23,898 --> 00:01:29,058 Andrew Sumner, philanthropist, entrepreneur, diabetic. 24 00:01:29,938 --> 00:01:32,573 I read the article. It's very inspiring. 25 00:01:32,574 --> 00:01:34,880 You really think someone here is spying for Andrew? 26 00:01:34,881 --> 00:01:37,395 Oh, no, no, no, Hunter, I just like introducing an argument 27 00:01:37,396 --> 00:01:41,047 and then withdrawing it immediately. 28 00:01:41,048 --> 00:01:44,617 Sean, you have to find the mole and fire them, and, if you don't, 29 00:01:44,618 --> 00:01:48,288 I will replace the entire staff with machines and runaways. 30 00:01:48,289 --> 00:01:50,323 Okay. 31 00:01:50,324 --> 00:01:51,691 Okay, Max, calm down, all right? 32 00:01:51,692 --> 00:01:56,295 I'm on it, and everyone here is on your side, because you're a dynamic leader, 33 00:01:56,296 --> 00:02:02,196 you're dressed like a super cool undertaker, and you smell fantastic, huh? 34 00:02:02,435 --> 00:02:05,671 Like a cedar chest filled with coconuts. 35 00:02:05,672 --> 00:02:07,473 It's the tonic that my hairdresser uses. 36 00:02:07,474 --> 00:02:10,775 Good nose. You'll need it to sniff out the traitor. 37 00:02:10,776 --> 00:02:12,244 Now back to work. 38 00:02:12,245 --> 00:02:14,945 Good luck, Sean. 39 00:02:15,281 --> 00:02:18,920 My God, I'm gonna have to fire someone? That's crazy. 40 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:22,521 Yeah, you want to hear something even crazier? 41 00:02:22,522 --> 00:02:24,656 It might be me. 42 00:02:26,462 --> 00:02:29,460 Sync and Correction by matheusmachado7 for www.addic7ed.com 43 00:02:32,264 --> 00:02:33,264 What's going on? 44 00:02:33,265 --> 00:02:36,101 Okay, a couple weeks ago I went to a wedding at the Drake. 45 00:02:36,102 --> 00:02:39,137 At the bar, I ran into Andrew afterwards. 46 00:02:39,138 --> 00:02:41,806 He was attending that sales conference he goes to every year. 47 00:02:41,807 --> 00:02:44,308 And you got drunk and told him about our products? 48 00:02:44,309 --> 00:02:47,878 Why do you drink so much at weddings, you blabby-blabby drunk girl? 49 00:02:47,879 --> 00:02:51,215 I wasn't drunk, and I didn't tell him anything. 50 00:02:51,216 --> 00:02:54,218 But we did make a vine together. 51 00:02:54,219 --> 00:02:56,887 Oh, my God, I can't believe you made a vine. 52 00:02:56,888 --> 00:02:59,390 What's a vine? 53 00:02:59,391 --> 00:03:01,731 It's this. 54 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,261 You are the best boss ever. 55 00:03:04,262 --> 00:03:05,428 - Say caboose. - Oh, caboose. 56 00:03:05,429 --> 00:03:07,230 Yeah, and my name's caboose. 57 00:03:08,867 --> 00:03:12,167 That's Scottish for ass. 58 00:03:12,737 --> 00:03:16,939 Anyway, Andrew posted this to his vine channel, and now everybody's re-posting it. 59 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:19,008 It's only a matter of time before someone sees 60 00:03:19,009 --> 00:03:22,045 that we were together, and they tell Max, and then he'll think I'm the mole. 61 00:03:22,046 --> 00:03:24,714 Ugh, this is worse than blabby-blabby drunk girl. 62 00:03:24,715 --> 00:03:27,917 This is viney-viney fired girl. 63 00:03:27,918 --> 00:03:31,954 All right, I just have to find the real mole fast before this gets out. 64 00:03:31,955 --> 00:03:33,122 How are you gonna do that? 65 00:03:33,123 --> 00:03:34,423 You're a lousy Detective. 66 00:03:34,424 --> 00:03:38,327 It took you 26 years to figure out you were gay. 67 00:03:38,328 --> 00:03:40,429 My God, you're right. 68 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:43,910 Trust me, there were clues. 69 00:03:48,939 --> 00:03:50,806 Ugh, what a day. 70 00:03:50,807 --> 00:03:52,774 Someone's giving away company secrets, 71 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:54,943 and I got to go through everyone's personnel files 72 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:57,613 and look for clues, so right now I just need 73 00:03:57,614 --> 00:04:00,516 a little bit of quiet and a whole lot of turkey meatballs. 74 00:04:00,517 --> 00:04:02,251 My poor baby. 75 00:04:02,252 --> 00:04:03,985 I'll make you a nice hot cup of tea. 76 00:04:03,986 --> 00:04:05,287 - Thanks, Mom. - You're welcome. 77 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:10,525 And, just so you know, your daughter's new friend is a whore. 78 00:04:10,526 --> 00:04:13,261 All I'm saying is she's a terrible influence, 79 00:04:13,262 --> 00:04:17,498 she's 18, she has an older boyfriend, and if her shorts were cut any higher, 80 00:04:17,499 --> 00:04:19,968 they'd be earmuffs. 81 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,536 Need I go on? 82 00:04:21,537 --> 00:04:23,471 I wish you wouldn't. 83 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,640 This boyfriend gives her gifts a girl doesn't get 84 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,508 by just holding hands in the movie. 85 00:04:27,509 --> 00:04:30,077 Holding something else maybe. 86 00:04:30,078 --> 00:04:31,979 Need I go on? 87 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,860 - No. - His penis. 88 00:04:37,185 --> 00:04:42,345 Oh, look who's here, chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom. 89 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:46,127 Wow, I'm not even straight, and I feel like chasing her around a desk. 90 00:04:46,128 --> 00:04:50,364 Hi, honey. Who's your grown woman friend? 91 00:04:50,365 --> 00:04:52,800 Dad. This is Becky. 92 00:04:52,801 --> 00:04:54,301 She's in my freshman Spanish class. 93 00:04:54,302 --> 00:04:55,535 I'm a senior. 94 00:04:55,536 --> 00:04:58,004 Mr. Rodriguez keeps holding me back. 95 00:04:58,005 --> 00:05:01,908 I hope someone's holding Mr. Rodriguez back. 96 00:05:01,909 --> 00:05:04,210 - Dad. - What? She's 29. 97 00:05:04,211 --> 00:05:05,345 It's okay. 98 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:06,680 Everyone always thinks I'm older, 99 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:10,684 but I'm finally going to pass Spanish this year because Ellie is tutoring me. 100 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:14,487 And you and I are gonna have el luncho tomorrow. 101 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:17,308 Yeah, sounds good. 102 00:05:18,025 --> 00:05:20,326 Oh, my God. Did you hear that? 103 00:05:20,327 --> 00:05:22,561 I'm gonna have el luncho at the senior table. 104 00:05:22,562 --> 00:05:24,697 Finally something's happening to me. 105 00:05:24,698 --> 00:05:26,618 Boom! 106 00:05:27,902 --> 00:05:30,869 Ow, that's my hair dryer arm. 107 00:05:30,870 --> 00:05:34,290 Sorry. I'm just so happy. 108 00:05:34,341 --> 00:05:36,342 And we're so happy for you, darling. 109 00:05:36,343 --> 00:05:37,743 End it. 110 00:05:37,744 --> 00:05:39,044 I will. 111 00:05:39,045 --> 00:05:40,680 I just can't deal with it tonight. 112 00:05:40,681 --> 00:05:41,947 But I agree with you. 113 00:05:41,948 --> 00:05:43,349 Becky's not the best. 114 00:05:43,350 --> 00:05:47,986 Yeah, she's one jazzy little mattress jockey, is what she is. 115 00:05:47,987 --> 00:05:50,856 I'm on board, Mom. You don't have to keep making this argument. 116 00:05:50,857 --> 00:05:53,058 I once had a school friend named Annie. 117 00:05:53,059 --> 00:05:54,893 Lovely, lovely girl. 118 00:05:54,894 --> 00:05:59,064 Fell into the wrong crowd, got into porn, drugs. 119 00:05:59,065 --> 00:06:03,865 Wound up selling one of her hands for smack. 120 00:06:04,203 --> 00:06:07,743 I may have that part wrong. 121 00:06:11,457 --> 00:06:13,658 So, Jerry, don't be nervous. 122 00:06:13,659 --> 00:06:16,119 Take a seat. 123 00:06:17,563 --> 00:06:21,865 I'm interviewing everyone to find out how Andrew's getting our company secrets. 124 00:06:21,866 --> 00:06:22,966 Please don't fire me, Sean. 125 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:24,402 I'm not the mole. I swear. 126 00:06:24,403 --> 00:06:27,223 Just relax, Jerry. 127 00:06:29,841 --> 00:06:31,409 Not that much. 128 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:33,630 Oh, okay. 129 00:06:33,745 --> 00:06:36,013 So maybe it was just all a mistake, huh? 130 00:06:36,014 --> 00:06:38,882 Maybe you are at a party and you accidentally said something? 131 00:06:38,883 --> 00:06:40,150 Oh, I don't go to parties. 132 00:06:40,151 --> 00:06:44,651 And, when I do, I don't talk to anyone. 133 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:48,125 Well, that's something to work on. 134 00:06:48,126 --> 00:06:52,028 Maybe you mentioned our new products to a friend over lunch. 135 00:06:52,029 --> 00:06:53,530 Oh, I don't go to lunch. 136 00:06:53,531 --> 00:06:58,451 I cannot overstate the depths of my loneliness. 137 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:02,972 It just got a little sad in here. 138 00:07:02,973 --> 00:07:04,708 Do I need a lawyer, Sean? 139 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:07,643 No, Mrs. Ling. We're just having a chat. 140 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:11,024 Now you want to chat. I've been an accountant here for seven years. 141 00:07:11,025 --> 00:07:13,816 You've never once come by to say, "how's Connie doing?" 142 00:07:13,817 --> 00:07:17,787 - Who's Connie? - I'm Connie, you idiot! 143 00:07:17,788 --> 00:07:19,889 Well, that's a little hostile. 144 00:07:19,890 --> 00:07:21,724 I don't like you. 145 00:07:21,725 --> 00:07:24,365 Possible motive. 146 00:07:25,562 --> 00:07:29,431 So I'm gonna ask you questions like I've been asking everyone else. 147 00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:31,772 All aboard. 148 00:07:32,235 --> 00:07:33,935 What? 149 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:37,038 It's time to railroad the black guy, right, Sean? 150 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:39,541 I'm not railroading you, Hunter. 151 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,520 I don't even think you're the mole. I just have to go through the motions. 152 00:07:42,521 --> 00:07:44,605 How do I know you're not the mole? 153 00:07:44,606 --> 00:07:46,681 Me? Why would I be spying for Andrew? 154 00:07:46,682 --> 00:07:49,684 Well, you're only the Creative Director here because Andrew promoted you. 155 00:07:49,685 --> 00:07:53,321 Maybe you're paying him back by being a spy. 156 00:07:53,322 --> 00:07:58,125 You got me. I'm a secret sleeper cell selling slipper secrets. 157 00:07:58,126 --> 00:08:00,046 Sean. 158 00:08:00,629 --> 00:08:04,109 A word with you in public? 159 00:08:06,735 --> 00:08:08,303 How goes the investigation? 160 00:08:08,304 --> 00:08:12,273 So I've talked to about ten people, and this is what I know so far... 161 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:15,910 Everyone's paranoid and has come to hate me. 162 00:08:15,911 --> 00:08:19,413 This should help. I've had my Detective compile this dossier on everyone here. 163 00:08:19,414 --> 00:08:21,048 You have your own Detective? 164 00:08:21,049 --> 00:08:22,149 I keep him on retainer. 165 00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:24,318 If you had a Detective, you'd know that. 166 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:27,139 Underlings, gather! 167 00:08:28,588 --> 00:08:31,157 Workers, you all have secrets you've been hiding. 168 00:08:31,158 --> 00:08:34,717 Secrets that Andrew could be using to blackmail you into betraying 169 00:08:34,718 --> 00:08:38,839 the very company that clothes you and pays for your off-brand sodas. 170 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,134 Which reminds me, we're out of diet Mr. Peeper. 171 00:08:41,135 --> 00:08:42,569 Oh. 172 00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:43,937 You've been investigating us? 173 00:08:43,938 --> 00:08:45,438 That's outrageous. 174 00:08:45,439 --> 00:08:46,806 Oh, and you object, Liz. 175 00:08:46,807 --> 00:08:49,008 I wonder if that's because your resume says that, 176 00:08:49,009 --> 00:08:51,177 when you lived in Tokyo, you worked in P.R., 177 00:08:51,178 --> 00:08:52,912 but you were actually there as a contestant 178 00:08:52,913 --> 00:08:55,815 on the Japanese game show, business man spanking machine. 179 00:08:57,784 --> 00:09:01,721 Hey, I made some very important business contacts. 180 00:09:01,722 --> 00:09:04,824 And then I spanked them. 181 00:09:04,825 --> 00:09:06,191 And what of you, Hunter? 182 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:09,729 Did Andrew threaten to tell your hipster friends about your little side job 183 00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:13,098 ghost-tweeting for adult contemporary crooner Michael Buble? 184 00:09:14,868 --> 00:09:20,205 I'm making some cash, and the man's music gets me bub-laid. 185 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:22,841 Hold up. I'm gonna tweet that. 186 00:09:22,842 --> 00:09:24,927 Max, we don't have to, you know... 187 00:09:24,928 --> 00:09:27,429 Oh, Sean, don't worry. You've got nothing to hide, just a few 188 00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:30,193 five-year-old room service charges on the company credit card... 189 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:33,085 Bottle of champagne at midnight followed by two omelets the next morning. 190 00:09:33,086 --> 00:09:37,121 Sounds like straight-ahead gay sex to me. 191 00:09:37,122 --> 00:09:38,623 Who was the lucky guy? 192 00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:40,392 Oh, it was, I don't know, five years ago. 193 00:09:40,393 --> 00:09:41,693 Who remembers? 194 00:09:41,694 --> 00:09:44,996 It was at the Drake hotel over Labor Day weekend if that jogs your memory. 195 00:09:44,997 --> 00:09:48,299 The Drake hotel? 196 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,668 That's my phone. 197 00:09:50,669 --> 00:09:54,205 Ha, my Detective, he must have big news, 198 00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:59,066 because he just texted me with the emoticon... 199 00:09:59,677 --> 00:10:04,215 Isn't the Drake hotel where Andrew goes to that sales conference every year? 200 00:10:04,216 --> 00:10:05,582 I don't know. Does he? 201 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:08,018 Yeah. Every Labor Day weekend? 202 00:10:08,019 --> 00:10:10,888 Oh, my God, Sean, did you sleep with our ex-boss? 203 00:10:10,889 --> 00:10:13,109 What? Me? 204 00:10:13,691 --> 00:10:17,111 Andrew? Is that the phone? 205 00:10:18,262 --> 00:10:20,182 Mole. 206 00:10:20,264 --> 00:10:22,999 Is that how you thanked him after he promoted you? 207 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,670 No, smarty pants, I slept with him before I got promoted. 208 00:10:27,671 --> 00:10:30,740 Wait, that's not a good defense. 209 00:10:30,741 --> 00:10:32,721 Whore. 210 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,211 I can't believe you slept with Andrew and you didn't tell me. 211 00:10:35,212 --> 00:10:39,172 I'm sorry. 212 00:10:45,923 --> 00:10:47,222 Take your briefcase and go. 213 00:10:47,223 --> 00:10:51,663 You have dishonored the spanking machine. 214 00:10:57,140 --> 00:11:02,044 Have a seat, Sean. I've got some questions for you. 215 00:11:02,045 --> 00:11:03,530 All right. Fine. 216 00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:05,486 Just tell me you didn't change my chair settings 217 00:11:05,487 --> 00:11:07,510 because it took me weeks to finally get them right. 218 00:11:07,511 --> 00:11:10,911 So when were you planning on telling us that you were only our boss 219 00:11:10,912 --> 00:11:15,048 because Andrew gave you a horizontal performance review? 220 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,585 That's not how I got my promotion. 221 00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:19,487 And why are you so upset about this anyway? 222 00:11:19,488 --> 00:11:21,154 Because I wanted that job. 223 00:11:21,155 --> 00:11:23,757 You? At the time you were a temp. 224 00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:25,926 And you were filling in for a temp. 225 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:28,328 You were a temp temp. 226 00:11:28,329 --> 00:11:30,429 Uh-huh. 227 00:11:33,501 --> 00:11:34,834 Good luck with your chair, Sean. 228 00:11:34,835 --> 00:11:40,573 I pressed all the buttons and cranked the knob, just like you did with Andrew. 229 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:43,284 Sean, I know you're not the mole, but why didn't 230 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,677 you tell me you and Andrew were sleeping together? 231 00:11:45,678 --> 00:11:49,020 We hooked up one time. I brought some papers to his hotel. 232 00:11:49,021 --> 00:11:54,921 Gorgeous room, mini bar, and no female to say, "won't this ruin the friendship?" 233 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,189 But you never keep secrets from me. 234 00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:58,625 You always tell me everything. 235 00:11:58,626 --> 00:12:02,661 I know, but I was afraid you'd think I'd only slept with him to get the promotion. 236 00:12:02,662 --> 00:12:07,266 And then you'd have a lower opinion of me. 237 00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:09,001 I wouldn't have thought that. 238 00:12:09,002 --> 00:12:12,538 But, if you didn't tell me, maybe it's because a part of you thought that. 239 00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:14,873 Maybe a part of you still does. 240 00:12:14,874 --> 00:12:20,514 I think a part of you should leave a part of me alone. 241 00:12:22,381 --> 00:12:24,650 Oh, hi, mole. 242 00:12:24,651 --> 00:12:26,568 It's come to my attention that you and Andrew 243 00:12:26,569 --> 00:12:28,987 enjoyed a "no girls allowed" romance. 244 00:12:28,988 --> 00:12:31,840 That makes you suspect number one. 245 00:12:31,841 --> 00:12:33,762 I'm not the mole! 246 00:12:33,763 --> 00:12:35,638 And I earned this job. 247 00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:37,769 And I'm sorry I didn't share my secret with you. 248 00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:39,064 And I'm not a whore. 249 00:12:39,065 --> 00:12:42,905 And I'll have a tuna on wheat. 250 00:12:45,237 --> 00:12:48,139 - Hey, Mum. - So the whore is back. 251 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:52,040 How did you find out about that? 252 00:12:52,744 --> 00:12:54,612 Wait, who are you talking about? 253 00:12:54,613 --> 00:12:58,248 Ellie's friend Becky. Why, who are you talking about? 254 00:12:58,249 --> 00:13:01,285 Ellie's friend Becky. 255 00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:03,788 Well, I saw her and Ellie today. 256 00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:08,858 Becky was driving them around in a new Mercedes, enjoying from the front seat 257 00:13:08,859 --> 00:13:12,829 what I'm sure she earned in the back. 258 00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,931 Let's not be so quick to judge. 259 00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:17,867 We don't know how Becky got that car. 260 00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:19,470 Maybe she was gonna get it anyway, 261 00:13:19,471 --> 00:13:22,473 and the sex was just a lovely thing that happened. 262 00:13:22,474 --> 00:13:24,975 Do you want your daughter to think she can get things 263 00:13:24,976 --> 00:13:28,996 just by learning to drive a stick? 264 00:13:31,048 --> 00:13:33,016 Ellie would never think that. 265 00:13:33,017 --> 00:13:35,485 Oh, my God, Becky got the coolest car. 266 00:13:35,486 --> 00:13:39,986 I would do anything for a car like that. 267 00:13:40,224 --> 00:13:42,992 Eh? Eh? He-eh-he-eh-he-eh. 268 00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:46,533 Sorry, I don't speak chimp. 269 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:51,355 Listen, sweetheart, about your friend Becky... 270 00:13:51,356 --> 00:13:54,437 Sometimes people do things so they can get things. 271 00:13:54,438 --> 00:13:57,873 Although sometimes it just looks like they've done things to get things, but the 272 00:13:57,874 --> 00:14:02,144 thing they got just happened to be around the same time as the thing they did. 273 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:06,525 Is that their fault? I don't think so. 274 00:14:06,911 --> 00:14:10,853 - Okay. Can I go get pizza with Becky? - Sure. Give her my best. 275 00:14:10,854 --> 00:14:12,554 What the hell was that? 276 00:14:12,555 --> 00:14:16,024 This is the wrong day for me to give the whore lecture. 277 00:14:16,025 --> 00:14:17,659 Remember my old boss Andrew? 278 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:20,228 Sure. He has that successful company now. 279 00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:22,564 I was just reading about him in online retailer. 280 00:14:22,565 --> 00:14:26,568 You know, for a gay man, you have very boring magazines. 281 00:14:26,569 --> 00:14:29,149 Well, Andrew... 282 00:14:29,639 --> 00:14:30,905 I slept with him. 283 00:14:30,906 --> 00:14:32,907 Right before he promoted me. 284 00:14:32,908 --> 00:14:36,343 I try to tell myself those things weren't connected, but what if they were? 285 00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:39,246 What if I'm just a big, old Becky? 286 00:14:39,247 --> 00:14:42,216 - You slept with Andrew? - Uh huh. 287 00:14:42,217 --> 00:14:45,086 And all you got was a promotion? 288 00:14:45,087 --> 00:14:46,787 Excuse me? 289 00:14:46,788 --> 00:14:50,591 - Why did you let him go? - He's worth millions now. 290 00:14:50,592 --> 00:14:53,661 Wait, you're worried Ellie's going to turn into a Becky, 291 00:14:53,662 --> 00:14:56,430 but you think that I wasn't a big enough Becky? 292 00:14:56,431 --> 00:14:59,099 Ellie's young. We don't know where her life is going. 293 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,534 You're over 40. 294 00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:03,937 Your biggest swings at the pinata are behind ya. 295 00:15:03,938 --> 00:15:05,638 That's it. I'm gonna go see Andrew. 296 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:06,807 Now? What for? 297 00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:08,909 To find out the real reason he promoted me. 298 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:10,877 And to ask him who the mole is. 299 00:15:10,878 --> 00:15:16,338 And to end this conversation because you are a bummer. 300 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:22,288 Mr. Sumner will be with you in a moment. 301 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,489 Champagne? 302 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,825 This is so nice. 303 00:15:25,826 --> 00:15:28,828 I didn't realize until right now how much I need a British Butler. 304 00:15:28,829 --> 00:15:30,749 Sean! 305 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,066 I'm so glad you called. 306 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,635 Oh, look at you. You look amazing. 307 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:40,072 - Oh, thank you. - Please take a seat. 308 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:43,642 Listen, Andrew, I know someone at Pemberton is giving you information, 309 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,410 and I need to know who it is. 310 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,780 Well, you're gonna have to tickle it out of me. 311 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:51,016 I'm kidding. Unless you want to. What I'm saying is I won't fight. 312 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:54,419 Andrew, seriously, someone could lose their job over this. 313 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,751 Well, then I'll hire them. They can come and work for me. 314 00:15:56,752 --> 00:15:59,190 I have a lot of money, Sean. I have a toilet made of crystal. 315 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:03,194 It's like peeing into a champagne glass. 316 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,696 Is this the only reason you called? 317 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,097 Actually no. 318 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,002 I've also been thinking about our night at the Drake. 319 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,337 Oh, I think about it too. 320 00:16:13,338 --> 00:16:16,607 The wine, the view, the me not having to close 321 00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:21,112 my eyes and pretend I was with a a man because finally I was with a man. 322 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,680 You were my first, you know. 323 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:27,151 Yes, I remember that from the poem you left in my in box. 324 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,387 - You rhymed first with... - Burst. 325 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:34,248 Yes. Anyhow, about that night, I need to ask, 326 00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:37,027 did it have anything to do with why you promoted me? 327 00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:38,228 Of course not. 328 00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:40,331 You got that job totally on your own merits. 329 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,799 Great. That clears it up. 330 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,034 And how I've missed your merits. 331 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:45,969 And we're back to square one. 332 00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:49,506 Oh, Sean, you would have got that job whether or not we had sex. 333 00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:51,241 Thank you. 334 00:16:51,242 --> 00:16:52,609 Although the sex didn't hurt. 335 00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,144 - Well, briefly. - Okay. 336 00:16:54,145 --> 00:16:56,246 Wait, wait, let's try this one more time. 337 00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:59,482 Did I get the job just because we slept together? 338 00:16:59,483 --> 00:17:02,020 - No. Come away with me, Sean. - What? 339 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,275 You're the only person I'm interested in being with Fly with me to Paris tomorrow. 340 00:17:05,276 --> 00:17:07,924 Paris? I can't go to Paris. I have a daughter and a job. 341 00:17:07,925 --> 00:17:09,826 If we were together, you wouldn't have to work, 342 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,695 and your daughter can come and live here. 343 00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:13,363 Does she like animals, Sean? 344 00:17:13,364 --> 00:17:19,264 We could get her a horse or a monkey or a genetically engineered monkey-horse. 345 00:17:19,269 --> 00:17:22,504 I don't know what we'd even feed that. 346 00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:24,773 Listen, Andrew, let's slow down a little bit, okay? 347 00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:26,799 You like my Butler, don't you? You can have him. 348 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,084 Take him for the week. Roddy, you belong to Sean now. 349 00:17:29,085 --> 00:17:30,506 Very good, Sir. 350 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:33,615 No, this is crazy. You're trying to buy me, and I cannot be bought. 351 00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:35,584 I've upset you. 352 00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,805 No. Wait. 353 00:17:38,087 --> 00:17:40,889 That's a good thing. I can't be bought. 354 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:43,835 All these years I've been wondering, did I sleep with you to get my job? 355 00:17:43,836 --> 00:17:46,696 And then I would bury those thoughts under a pile of turkey meatballs. 356 00:17:46,697 --> 00:17:48,730 Turkey meatballs. I have those. Roddy! 357 00:17:48,731 --> 00:17:52,100 No, no, no. I don't want them. I just needed to know I'm not the type of guy 358 00:17:52,101 --> 00:17:55,941 who trades sex to get something. 359 00:17:56,105 --> 00:17:59,885 Not even the name of the mole? 360 00:18:00,509 --> 00:18:02,549 Really? 361 00:18:02,644 --> 00:18:05,312 No. I can't be tempted. 362 00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:06,814 Good-bye, Andrew. 363 00:18:06,815 --> 00:18:10,918 You're a great catch, and I'm sure you'll meet the right guy some day. 364 00:18:10,919 --> 00:18:12,319 - Thanks, Sean. - Yeah. 365 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,554 Wonderful to see you. 366 00:18:13,555 --> 00:18:15,715 You too. 367 00:18:15,957 --> 00:18:18,760 Oh, my God. I know who the mole is. 368 00:18:18,761 --> 00:18:21,195 - You must have read my mind. - How great are we? 369 00:18:21,196 --> 00:18:22,396 I'll but you a boat. 370 00:18:22,397 --> 00:18:24,798 No, stop it. 371 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:28,699 A boat or a yacht? Stop it! 372 00:18:30,832 --> 00:18:32,399 Gather round, people. 373 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,533 I have an announcement. 374 00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:37,471 I have uncovered the identity of the Pemberton road mole. 375 00:18:38,806 --> 00:18:41,641 Rest assured, mole, you'll be dealt with as a mole should be. 376 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:44,343 I will flatten your head with a shovel. 377 00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:48,481 Oh, hang on, I see Rachel from her giving me that look again. 378 00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:52,622 So who is the traitor in our midst? 379 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:56,155 Could it be Mrs. Ling in accounting 380 00:18:56,156 --> 00:19:00,192 whose attacks on me were just a ruse to deflect suspicion? 381 00:19:00,193 --> 00:19:05,053 And who, let's face it, is kind of a bitch. 382 00:19:05,632 --> 00:19:09,292 Or is it Hunter... 383 00:19:10,970 --> 00:19:14,205 Secretly filling his Michael Buble tweets with coded messages 384 00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:17,109 - only Andrew understands? - That's crazy. 385 00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:21,113 I know, but I needed it for the build. 386 00:19:21,114 --> 00:19:24,654 And what of Liz? 387 00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:32,686 Who had a rendezvous with Andrew at a hotel bar and begged me to tell no one? 388 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,693 Which I haven't. 389 00:19:35,694 --> 00:19:37,974 Until now. 390 00:19:38,597 --> 00:19:41,132 Because I can keep a secret. 391 00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:43,413 Until now. 392 00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:45,002 Or maybe it was me. 393 00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:47,038 - Sorry, Jerry, it's not. - Oh. 394 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:52,939 So I went to see Andrew, who refused to tell me, but, as we hugged good-bye, 395 00:19:53,378 --> 00:19:56,380 I noticed a unique scent wafting from his hair. 396 00:19:56,381 --> 00:19:59,984 A scent I'd smelled before on Max. 397 00:20:05,356 --> 00:20:08,458 Can't talk. I'm in a meeting. 398 00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:11,094 It turns out Max and Andrew share the same hair stylist, 399 00:20:11,095 --> 00:20:14,298 enrico, who uses the same hair tonic on both of them. 400 00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:16,700 And Enrico is happy to sell Andrew the secrets 401 00:20:16,701 --> 00:20:21,004 Max divulges while he's being blown dry. 402 00:20:21,005 --> 00:20:25,641 I can use those words in this context, Rachel. 403 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:26,975 Enrico. 404 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,644 That turquoise-covered Judas. 405 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,413 So Max is the mole. 406 00:20:30,414 --> 00:20:31,714 Yes. Game over. 407 00:20:31,715 --> 00:20:33,482 Checkmate. Touche. 408 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,884 Ta-da. Pretty smart. Ha. 409 00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:40,022 Actually pretty smart would have been to pull me aside and discreetly suggest 410 00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:43,759 that I don't discuss business during my hair cuts. 411 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,196 Well, I had a couple of diet Mr. Peeper's and went for it. 412 00:20:47,197 --> 00:20:48,396 Well done, Sean. 413 00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:51,533 You deserved to get this job over me because you're good at it. 414 00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:55,037 And I also would like to apologize for everything I said previously. 415 00:20:55,038 --> 00:20:56,605 You need to leave early? 416 00:20:56,606 --> 00:20:59,006 - Yeah, I got a thing. - Fine. 417 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,542 Thanks for saving my ass. 418 00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:02,744 Promise you'll never keep secrets from me again? 419 00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:03,945 - I promise. - Good. 420 00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:07,882 Then why is there a Butler in your office? 421 00:21:07,883 --> 00:21:09,351 Oh, God, Roddy, go home. 422 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,385 You're free. 423 00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:11,886 Wait. First, fix my chair. 424 00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:14,527 Very good, Sir. 425 00:21:14,923 --> 00:21:16,979 Love that guy. 426 00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:18,327 I might have made a mistake.