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- Are you ready?
- Yes!
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No, babe. Are you ready?
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Yes?
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I got fired from running
the Sweetums Foundation.
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Thanks to me.
Sorry, again.
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Hey, blessing in disguise.
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I took a job
at this accounting firm,
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they've tried to hire me
three times, I finally gave in.
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But I've had a week off
in between jobs,
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and I've been cooking up
something pretty big.
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The last time
he was in between jobs,
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he got deep into claymation,
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so this should be different,
hopefully.
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Presenting
"The Cones of Dunshire,"
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a brand-new gaming experience.
8 to 12 players.
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Two wizards, a Maverick,
the arbiter, two warriors,
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a corporal, and a ledgerman.
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Now, the ledgerman
just keeps score,
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and he wears this hat.
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Oh, boy.
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Now, the object
is to accumulate cones.
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Four cones wins,
but in order to get a cone,
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you have to build
a civilization.
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The other amazing thing
is the challenge play.
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Actually, let me tell you
more about the trivia cards,
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'cause you're gonna need to know
about roadblocks first.
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Nah, never mind. The thing
about the challenge play
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is that it's basically
the game...in reverse.
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Then you roll three dice to see
how many dice you roll with.
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Oh, 16.
Perfect, lots of choices.
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Okay, each turn goes:
Roll, buy, action.
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I mean, obviously, this would be
much taller in the real game.
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But the corporal can veto.
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This should be green too.
How did this happen?
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Are the cones a metaphor?
Well, yes and no.
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- What is this called again?
- "The Cones of Dunshire."
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Oh, my God, the Maverick should
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be able to trade lumber
for agriculture credits.
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How have I not
thought of this before?
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This is nothing, right?
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When do you go
back to work again?
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Tomorrow. It's fine.
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I'll just throw this
in the garbage.
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[Triumphant music]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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As soon as Knope is gone,
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these are going up
all over Chambers.
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Jamm for three!
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Ha ha! What,
are you trying to build a house
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with those bricks?
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Ooh!
The girl is attacking me.
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Any new business
before we adjourn?
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Yes, I have one--
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the Pawnee Commons.
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[All groan]
Oh, boy.
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The money
for the Pawnee Commons,
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aka the greatest future park
in the world,
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aka my personal dream project...
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Aka...
[Blows raspberry]
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Is currently
in a discretionary fund.
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I'd like to move it
to a lockbox,
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to ensure that it is used
for that project.
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The thing is, Leslie,
this kind of decision is--
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it's not really up
to you anymore.
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Because the voters, to use
a technical political term,
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gave you the stanky boot.
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But we'll keep your money safe,
baby girl.
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What, you think
I'm gonna use it
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to put a new limestone shower
in my office?
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Yeah, now I do.
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I propose that
we table this discussion
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until, let's say,
the second Knope is gone.
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Later, bunheads.
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Glass!
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Video Ron demand.
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What you carrying, my dude?
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The time has come
to sell my cabin.
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But I haven't had much luck
finding a buyer.
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"For sale. Small house.
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Location: Forest."
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It's a little wordy,
don't you think?
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"Current owner will not
clean up
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shotgun shells
or animal carcasses."
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The hell is wrong with you,
Swanson?
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Fine, I'll clean up
the shotgun shells,
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but the carcasses remain
to fertilize my berry patch.
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If you really want to unload
that little horror cabin,
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you gonna need a professional
to stage it properly.
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Lucky for you, I recently
got my real estate license.
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Spladow!
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Check it.
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"Regal Meagle Realty."
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- [Mouths]
- "Find your castle."
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Fine, I suppose
I could use some help.
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Yo, Donna,
let me get a little skin
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in the game,
maybe split that commission?
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All right.
Show me what you got.
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I'll split that commish.
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Both: ♪ Split that commish
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The question I always
ask myself is,
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what kind of mogul should I be?
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Fashion mogul,
energy drink mogul.
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I even thought
about downhill skiing.
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A mogul mogul.
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But a real estate mogul?
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Hmm.
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That's a hot mogul right now.
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Ben Wyatt, reporting for duty.
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How you doing, Barney?
Good to see you again.
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I just can't believe
it's finally happening.
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[Laughs]
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Dad! He's here!
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He really came!
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Hello, Ben. I'm Frank.
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I took the job
when you passed it up last time.
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Heard a lot about you.
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Well, all good things, I hope.
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A little too good.
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Let's see if you live up
to the hype.
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[Chuckles]
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I'm not joking.
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Oh.
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Frank seems cool.
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Well, tell everybody
in Michigan I said hi,
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and tell your mom that
I love the banana cake
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she posted on Pinterest.
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Oh, the father of your child
is here.
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I have to go.
I'll talk to you soon.
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- I love you.
- Was that Ann?
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I hope you were speaking
to her in a calming voice
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'cause babies can hear
everything.
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Baby, if you can still hear me,
I love you.
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- The phone is hung up.
- Oh.
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You got my message
about Jamm being a dinkhead?
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Yes, but as city manager,
I can't play sides.
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And I think
all of our heads can be
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a little dinky at times.
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Fine, but his is the dinkiest.
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And I would know
because I'm keeping score.
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Ever since
I started city council,
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I have gone head-to-head
with Jamm 112 times.
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He has won 56 times,
I have won 56 times.
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I will not lose
our last battle.
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Will you help me?
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No.
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Oh.
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The way you stood up like that,
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I thought it was gonna go
a different way.
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No, I can't help directly,
but I am on your side.
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And I will assist you
in any way that I can.
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Maybe I can mediate,
like Dr. Phil,
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only qualified.
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So what's the story, Ron?
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Diane making you sell
this place?
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Not at all.
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Recently, I purchased
a new cabin
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big enough
for the whole family.
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I just can't justify
owning four cabins.
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Two cabins.
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The new cabin I bought
has a great tire swing
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for the girls, access to a lake
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for all the kids to play in.
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Plus, it doesn't have
these razor-sharp
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perimeter defense planks
sticking out of the ground.
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I usually get a 5% commission,
but I'll do it for 3%.
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Friends and family discount.
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Make it 5%.
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I don't want you getting any
ideas about us being friends.
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- Respect.
- Donna, baby.
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For the fireplace,
I'm thinking fake antlers.
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But what kind of scarves
do we want to hang
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off the fake antlers?
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- Oh, duh. Crocheted.
- Most def.
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That'll look legit next to those
antique "Visit France" posters.
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Mm.
[Ron growls]
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Ron, you want to stay outside
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and do nothing while they make
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your cabin look like garbage?
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I'd like that very much.
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We can watch the shadows
get longer.
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Okay.
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Wow, you guys sure take
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the start-up paperwork
seriously around here.
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Sorry to start you out
like this,
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and on a Friday no less.
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But it's our toughest case.
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Three competing family trusts,
a contested will--
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it's a real puzzler!
[Chuckles]
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So let's see
what you got, genius.
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If I'm murdered tonight,
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start the investigation
with those two guys.
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[Knock on door]
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The hell you nerds doing here?
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We're not done talking
about the lockbox.
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This isn't over.
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And I am here to mediate.
[Blows whistle]
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You can't just show up
at my door like this.
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Look, I know we have had
our differences,
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but this is very important
to me.
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And I'm not leaving
until we hash this out.
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I respect the moxie, Knope.
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You can come in for a minute.
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Shoes off.
This is a house of respect.
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Well, I don't need to do that.
My feet are very clean.
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No shoes, you lose.
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"No shoes, you lose"?
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That means we should have shoes
then, right?
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No shoes...
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Hmm.
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Yeah, so this is
my weekend dojo.
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Sorry, the place
is a bit of a mess.
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My wife's in Oklahoma
for eight months.
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Maybe forever.
We'll see if she forgives me.
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- Who's that, Michelle Wie?
- It's not sexual.
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I'm just a really big fan
of her game.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Because in that picture,
she's wearing a bikini.
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Yeah, thanks.
Photoshopped it myself.
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Fantastic.
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Well, this is about the time
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I hit the hay, so...
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Why don't we all hit the hay?
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We'll stay here,
get a good night's sleep,
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and we can start negotiations
tomorrow.
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We stopped at the outlet mall
on the way here.
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Got ourselves a sleeping bag,
a giant tin of caramel corn,
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and an irregular skirt
from DKNY.
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The hem is crooked,
but it was 8 bucks.
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The point is, I am not leaving
until I get that lockbox.
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Oh, playing hardball, huh?
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Hey, no sweat off my sack.
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You can take the couch,
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if you can get
my exercise equipment
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out of the way.
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I think I can handle it.
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How sweet is this table,
by the way, huh?
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I got it
from an actual benihana.
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Cost me 4 grand.
Worth every penny.
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Hai!
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Can I interest anyone
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in an authentic
a-Japanese a-break-a-fast?
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Scrambled eggs eaten
with chopsticks? Okay.
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Hai!
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You know,
maybe we should negotiate
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- while we're eating.
- No, what's the rush?
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Plenty of time for that later.
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You know what might put you
in the mood to talk is
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a couple of brewskis
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and a calendar featuring
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some of your favorite
female wrestlers.
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[Whistles]
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Oh, yeah.
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Knope, you know the way
to a man's heart.
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Yeah, okay.
Let's talk.
255
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You got it.
256
00:09:04,136 --> 00:09:05,787
These people won't leave.
257
00:09:05,821 --> 00:09:07,855
One guy even looked
in the bathroom.
258
00:09:07,873 --> 00:09:09,457
Yeah, that means
they like the place.
259
00:09:09,491 --> 00:09:11,009
If you just leave them alone,
260
00:09:11,043 --> 00:09:12,927
I think we might get
some offers.
261
00:09:12,945 --> 00:09:14,195
This evergreen scented candle
should help put people
262
00:09:14,229 --> 00:09:15,614
in the mood to buy.
263
00:09:15,665 --> 00:09:17,048
You could just open the door
264
00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,067
and let the actual smell
of the pines in.
265
00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:22,120
Trees are sticky,
and they got bugs in them.
266
00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:27,609
This place is so random.
267
00:09:27,643 --> 00:09:30,111
I don't know. It's kind of,
like, in the middle of nowhere.
268
00:09:30,129 --> 00:09:32,297
I know. That's,
like, the hilarious part.
269
00:09:32,331 --> 00:09:34,747
It's like a joke
how long it takes to get here.
270
00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,121
It's like a meta-cabin.
271
00:09:36,241 --> 00:09:38,425
- Oh yeah.
- That's what I thought, yeah.
272
00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,802
I heard that Dave Eggers
wrote a short story
273
00:09:40,922 --> 00:09:42,524
about this tape cassette
that he found
274
00:09:42,558 --> 00:09:43,591
under that tree over there.
275
00:09:43,609 --> 00:09:45,527
- Oh, my God.
- What are you doing?
276
00:09:45,561 --> 00:09:46,894
I'm trying to get
these annoying dumdums
277
00:09:46,912 --> 00:09:48,280
to pay more money
for your cabin.
278
00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:50,015
Carry on.
279
00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:51,716
Oh, my God, I heard that
280
00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:53,801
Neko Case and Ben Gibbard
made out here once.
281
00:09:53,819 --> 00:09:56,288
What?
282
00:09:56,339 --> 00:09:58,757
Saturday at the firm with Ben.
283
00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:00,892
Okay, we dissolve
the loan-out
284
00:10:00,926 --> 00:10:02,243
and file bankruptcy.
285
00:10:02,278 --> 00:10:04,613
That way only our clients
have claim to the assets.
286
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:07,048
[Mockingly] Great idea...
287
00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:09,034
that we had a month ago.
288
00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:11,336
The problem is,
the trust still has claim
289
00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:13,388
to the property.
290
00:10:13,422 --> 00:10:16,358
Then we dissolve the trust.
291
00:10:16,392 --> 00:10:19,961
Clients "A," "B," and "F,"
they would have to agree,
292
00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,047
but if they went for it,
we could arbitrate.
293
00:10:22,098 --> 00:10:23,481
He's right.
294
00:10:23,516 --> 00:10:26,368
We never thought of that.
295
00:10:26,402 --> 00:10:28,503
Oh, oh!
Ben, Ben.
296
00:10:28,537 --> 00:10:31,839
Say it again but this time
I'm gonna turn the light on,
297
00:10:31,857 --> 00:10:33,274
like you just had an idea.
298
00:10:33,308 --> 00:10:34,642
Sure, sure.
Yeah, I'm with you.
299
00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:37,262
Um, okay.
300
00:10:37,296 --> 00:10:40,448
What if we dissolve the trust?
301
00:10:40,483 --> 00:10:42,901
Yes!
You just cracked the case.
302
00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:44,169
I'm just doing my job.
303
00:10:44,203 --> 00:10:45,820
[Chuckles]
304
00:10:45,838 --> 00:10:47,138
Okay, here's an idea.
305
00:10:47,173 --> 00:10:48,956
Maybe we name part of the park
306
00:10:48,974 --> 00:10:50,909
- the "Jamm Zone"?
- Hmm.
307
00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:52,410
Yeah, Jamm could dig on that.
308
00:10:52,445 --> 00:10:54,162
How about if in the Jamm zone,
309
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,547
there's no married chicks
allowed?
310
00:10:55,598 --> 00:10:56,964
Caution, Jeremy.
311
00:10:56,982 --> 00:10:58,183
I think there are people
that will find
312
00:10:58,234 --> 00:10:59,834
the "No Married Chicks" zone
313
00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:01,569
both morally repugnant
and hard to enforce.
314
00:11:01,587 --> 00:11:02,587
All right.
315
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,056
Listen, let us celebrate
this progress
316
00:11:05,091 --> 00:11:09,627
by sharing
these authentic edamame,
317
00:11:09,662 --> 00:11:11,779
or Tokyo beans.
318
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,114
Now I want you
to be very careful
319
00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:14,349
about eating these.
320
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,735
You eat the shells,
and you throw the seeds out.
321
00:11:16,769 --> 00:11:18,987
Wow. You have really immersed
yourself in Asian culture.
322
00:11:19,021 --> 00:11:20,805
Now I think maybe
we should revisit
323
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,090
the holding bond idea.
324
00:11:22,108 --> 00:11:23,669
Ugh, Lezzie.
Come on, I'm getting bored.
325
00:11:23,693 --> 00:11:25,243
I mean, we've been
at this for hours.
326
00:11:25,294 --> 00:11:26,711
Can we please take a break?
327
00:11:26,746 --> 00:11:27,746
Perhaps he has a point.
328
00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:29,347
And we've made some progress.
329
00:11:29,382 --> 00:11:31,332
Maybe we go home and take
the rest of it up on Monday.
330
00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:32,317
No, I cannot wait until Monday.
331
00:11:32,368 --> 00:11:33,401
I need to close this deal now.
332
00:11:33,435 --> 00:11:34,486
So I have an idea.
333
00:11:34,537 --> 00:11:36,270
Let's have a change of venue
334
00:11:36,288 --> 00:11:38,406
and keep negotiating
while we have fun.
335
00:11:38,424 --> 00:11:40,191
If I remember correctly,
you enjoy
336
00:11:40,226 --> 00:11:44,028
the ancient art of karaoke,
yes?
337
00:11:44,063 --> 00:11:46,781
I do.
And kudos on that pronunciation.
338
00:11:46,799 --> 00:11:49,050
I remembered
your favorite duet.
339
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,686
Maybe it's time to take
this party to Rydell High.
340
00:11:51,721 --> 00:11:53,071
Whoa!
341
00:11:53,105 --> 00:11:54,856
I cannot wait to hear
your Travolta.
342
00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:56,875
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm Sandra Dee.
343
00:11:56,926 --> 00:11:58,626
That's more of my register.
344
00:11:58,644 --> 00:12:01,146
You're Zuko.
345
00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:05,083
♪ He got friendly,
holdin' my hand ♪
346
00:12:05,134 --> 00:12:08,787
♪ She got friendly
down in the sand ♪
347
00:12:08,821 --> 00:12:12,306
♪ He was sweet,
just turned 18 ♪
348
00:12:12,324 --> 00:12:15,543
♪ Well, she was good,
you know what I mean? ♪
349
00:12:15,577 --> 00:12:16,744
Both: ♪ Uh
350
00:12:16,762 --> 00:12:19,514
♪ summer heat
boy and girl meet ♪
351
00:12:19,548 --> 00:12:23,034
♪ but ah, oh,
those summer nights ♪
352
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:25,086
I would like to buy five DVDs
of this.
353
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,337
No, 20.
354
00:12:26,372 --> 00:12:27,772
No, 60!
No, that's insane.
355
00:12:27,807 --> 00:12:29,140
20.
356
00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:30,241
Both:
♪ Dubee doo dubee doo
357
00:12:30,276 --> 00:12:32,860
♪ dubee dubee dubee dow ♪
358
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,512
Good news.
359
00:12:34,547 --> 00:12:36,181
We have multiple bidders.
360
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:37,916
That guy's getting
his financials together.
361
00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:39,067
Plans on tearing
the whole place down,
362
00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:40,652
just wants it for the land.
363
00:12:40,703 --> 00:12:43,104
Why would he want to tear down
a perfectly good cabin?
364
00:12:43,122 --> 00:12:44,122
I think he's a developer,
365
00:12:44,123 --> 00:12:46,707
wants to put in
a luxury glamp-ground.
366
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,443
Glamping is "glamour camping."
367
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,695
Heated tents,
catered meals, wi-fi--
368
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,963
You're describing a hotel.
369
00:12:51,997 --> 00:12:53,915
And I think we still have
traction with those two.
370
00:12:53,949 --> 00:12:55,583
Oh, hey, man.
I love the mustache.
371
00:12:55,601 --> 00:12:56,885
So funny.
372
00:12:56,919 --> 00:12:58,386
You ever think about twisting
it up at the ends, huh?
373
00:12:58,404 --> 00:12:59,404
Use a little beeswax?
374
00:12:59,438 --> 00:13:01,656
The open house is now closed.
375
00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:03,725
We are not accepting bids
at this time.
376
00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:05,927
The sun sets in 95 minutes.
377
00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:08,980
Good day.
378
00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:10,398
[Laughs]
379
00:13:10,432 --> 00:13:12,450
That's part of the charm
of this whole place--
380
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,369
the cantankerous old coot
who owns it.
381
00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:15,870
It's authentic!
382
00:13:15,888 --> 00:13:18,223
I gotta say,
that was pretty fun up there.
383
00:13:18,274 --> 00:13:20,825
We have fun
when we collaborate, right?
384
00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:23,745
Working together?
Lockbox, right?
385
00:13:23,779 --> 00:13:26,747
You know, in some weird,
perverted, sexual way,
386
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:27,782
I'm gonna miss you
when you're gone.
387
00:13:27,817 --> 00:13:29,818
- Oh.
- You are my Nemesis.
388
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,369
You're the Superman
to my Lex Luthor.
389
00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:33,338
You want to be Lex Luthor?
390
00:13:33,372 --> 00:13:36,007
Uh, yeah.
Lex Luthor is rich.
391
00:13:36,058 --> 00:13:38,309
Well, okay.
I can't argue with that.
392
00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:40,812
So I did Zuko for you.
393
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,463
Now you give me the lockbox.
394
00:13:42,498 --> 00:13:44,899
Leslie put a beautiful cross
into the box, Jeremy.
395
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,217
Time for you to head it in.
396
00:13:46,252 --> 00:13:47,669
All right, Knope.
What can I say?
397
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,137
You wore me down.
398
00:13:49,171 --> 00:13:52,190
I will give you my word,
and I will put it in writing,
399
00:13:52,224 --> 00:13:53,942
so I can't back out.
400
00:13:53,976 --> 00:13:56,644
We won't touch the money
for one year.
401
00:13:56,662 --> 00:13:59,697
And if the economy holds up,
you can start construction then.
402
00:13:59,748 --> 00:14:01,749
[Blows whistle]
403
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:03,868
Leslie, you have your lockbox.
404
00:14:03,919 --> 00:14:05,653
And you scored
a triple dragon on your song.
405
00:14:05,671 --> 00:14:07,872
No, I cannot wait a year.
406
00:14:07,923 --> 00:14:09,123
I want to get started now.
407
00:14:09,157 --> 00:14:10,375
I want construction started
on Monday.
408
00:14:10,426 --> 00:14:11,543
You have his word.
409
00:14:11,594 --> 00:14:13,628
And this is riddled
with spelling errors,
410
00:14:13,662 --> 00:14:15,630
- but it is binding.
- It's not good enough!
411
00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:18,433
Jamm, I sang your stupid song,
412
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:20,852
I ate your stupid
fake Asian food,
413
00:14:20,886 --> 00:14:22,169
and by the way,
you should know,
414
00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:23,504
you don't make sushi rolls
out of tuna salad--
415
00:14:23,522 --> 00:14:24,806
Maybe you don't.
416
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,558
I did practically
everything you wanted,
417
00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:28,210
and you won't just give this
to me today?
418
00:14:28,227 --> 00:14:29,777
Screw you!
419
00:14:29,812 --> 00:14:31,145
[Blows whistle]
420
00:14:31,179 --> 00:14:33,299
- You're giving a card to me?
- You left me no choice.
421
00:14:33,315 --> 00:14:35,650
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Please, could you excuse us?
422
00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,823
Leslie, you should be happy!
423
00:14:39,063 --> 00:14:41,030
You beat Jamm
in the final battle.
424
00:14:41,765 --> 00:14:44,817
Unless there's something more
going on here.
425
00:14:44,835 --> 00:14:46,118
Ann.
This is about Ann.
426
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,754
Ann Perkins?
I love Ann Perkins.
427
00:14:47,788 --> 00:14:51,157
Pawnee Commons is why
I met Ann five years ago.
428
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,709
And I know you guys are
talking about moving.
429
00:14:52,743 --> 00:14:55,428
But I guess I thought
if maybe Ann came back
430
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,030
from Michigan tomorrow,
and I was able to look
431
00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,066
into her smoky,
ethnically ambiguous eyes
432
00:15:00,084 --> 00:15:01,835
and tell her that we were
breaking ground
433
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:04,470
on a new park,
she might--
434
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:07,273
- she might want to stay.
- Leslie, I'm sorry.
435
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:10,059
Ann didn't just go
to Ann arbor to visit family.
436
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,945
She went to sign the lease
on our new home.
437
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,230
Ann arbor sounds disgusting.
438
00:15:14,265 --> 00:15:16,115
She already has family there.
439
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:18,510
And I have a new job lined up
at the University of Michigan.
440
00:15:18,519 --> 00:15:20,904
Go blue!
441
00:15:20,955 --> 00:15:22,121
It's a good town.
442
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,623
And it's a great place
to raise a family.
443
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:25,958
What is great about it?
There's no JJ's Diner there.
444
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:28,060
There's no
"Welcome to Pawnee" sign.
445
00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:29,629
I mean, the stupid state
446
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,047
is split up into two pieces!
447
00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:32,048
It's ridiculous.
448
00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:33,666
Unexpected play here, Superman.
449
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,385
Not exactly sure
what you're going for,
450
00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:36,435
but I dig your Gambit.
451
00:15:36,453 --> 00:15:38,504
There is no Gambit here, Jamm.
452
00:15:38,539 --> 00:15:41,841
And who sides
with Lex Luthor, by the way?
453
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,776
You probably watch
Million Dollar Baby
454
00:15:43,794 --> 00:15:44,777
and root for the stool.
455
00:15:44,795 --> 00:15:45,762
I haven't seen it.
456
00:15:45,796 --> 00:15:47,680
Not a big Morgan Freeman guy.
457
00:15:47,715 --> 00:15:50,099
I find his voice very grating.
458
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,001
I am leaving now.
I am not moving.
459
00:15:52,036 --> 00:15:53,202
I'm just going home.
460
00:15:53,237 --> 00:15:54,470
Are you guys coming back
to my place?
461
00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:56,573
What's--what's--
or are you guys going back to--
462
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:59,125
we wrapping up the weekend?
463
00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:01,895
No?
464
00:16:01,929 --> 00:16:05,064
♪ Need a cup to perk me up
465
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,200
♪ coffee in the morning
466
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,335
All: Surprise!
- Oh, my God!
467
00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:11,354
[Laughter]
468
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,405
I hope you don't mind.
469
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,140
We decided to throw you
a pizza party
470
00:16:14,158 --> 00:16:16,509
to say congrats
for cracking the case.
471
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,878
Oh, my God, you guys.
472
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,063
See what we got here.
473
00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:22,065
Wait a second.
That's not pizza.
474
00:16:22,099 --> 00:16:23,249
Those are calzones!
475
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,283
[Laughter]
476
00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:26,853
- I love calzones!
- We know!
477
00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:30,707
I think it's safe to say
I made the right choice.
478
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:31,857
What's up, guys?
479
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:35,428
All: Hey!
480
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,364
[Kind and Generous
by Natalie Merchant]
481
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:44,237
♪
482
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:47,757
BFF slideshow?
483
00:16:47,791 --> 00:16:49,425
You know that
even after we leave Pawnee,
484
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,927
Ann will always be
your best friend.
485
00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:51,928
[Stops music]
486
00:16:51,979 --> 00:16:53,579
And it's not that long a trip.
487
00:16:53,614 --> 00:16:54,774
Well, it would be even faster
488
00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:56,332
if the governor would return
my calls
489
00:16:56,367 --> 00:16:59,251
about my Pawnee-to-Ann arbor
bullet train idea.
490
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,029
You know, I went
to Jamm's with you because
491
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:04,457
I also want to leave
the right kind of legacy,
492
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,592
and that includes
Pawnee commons.
493
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,094
Well, I think
I burned that bridge with Jamm.
494
00:17:08,112 --> 00:17:09,529
We're not gonna get
that lockbox.
495
00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:12,081
And I am not singing
Beauty School Dropout.
496
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,734
It's sexist,
and I don't do slow jams.
497
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,185
I have an idea.
498
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,271
And I'd like you to consider it
499
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,424
a good-bye gift
from me to you.
500
00:17:23,227 --> 00:17:26,496
No, thank you.
I will let him know.
501
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:28,164
That was that couple you liked
at the open house.
502
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,465
I despised them.
503
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,684
Well, they just came back
with a new offer
504
00:17:31,719 --> 00:17:34,237
and jacked that shizz up.
505
00:17:34,288 --> 00:17:35,955
Way over asking price.
506
00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:38,408
Ron, who cares who they are?
That's a massive bid.
507
00:17:38,442 --> 00:17:39,809
I'ma be a mogul.
508
00:17:39,843 --> 00:17:42,628
I bought that cabin
18 years ago for $2,200.
509
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,113
I do not care about the money.
510
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,082
I can't even understand
what you're saying right now.
511
00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:48,468
That cabin served
an important purpose for me,
512
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,654
as a quiet refuge from
the nonsense of modern life.
513
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:53,305
I'd like the next owners
to understand
514
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,940
and share that purpose.
515
00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:58,127
Find me someone like that,
and I'll happily sell.
516
00:17:58,162 --> 00:17:59,429
I'll buy it.
517
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,680
You can't afford that house.
518
00:18:01,699 --> 00:18:02,899
Can you afford that house?
519
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:04,534
What would you use it for?
520
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:08,121
I'd go up there
and take Andy and Champion
521
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,872
and just get away
from everyone else
522
00:18:09,907 --> 00:18:10,940
and look at spiders.
523
00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:12,658
And it's where I'd bury
the bodies
524
00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:14,444
of that annoying couple
after I murder them.
525
00:18:14,495 --> 00:18:15,861
Here's my offer.
526
00:18:15,879 --> 00:18:19,599
I will give you everything
in my purse.
527
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:23,436
$8, a bunch
of loose cough drops,
528
00:18:23,454 --> 00:18:25,922
and Larry's asthma inhaler.
529
00:18:25,956 --> 00:18:27,590
Thank God.
I've been looking for that.
530
00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:29,675
Larry, this is part of
a real estate transaction now.
531
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,144
You have no legal claim to it.
532
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,813
Sorry, I had no idea.
533
00:18:33,831 --> 00:18:36,265
This is the best offer
I've heard yet.
534
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,267
Uh, you tripping right now.
535
00:18:38,302 --> 00:18:39,385
Sold.
536
00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:40,703
Don't even trip.
537
00:18:40,738 --> 00:18:42,021
Your commission.
538
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:45,925
Thanks a lot.
539
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,960
Your share, mogul.
540
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,512
I'm about to play golf
with a guy
541
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,314
who was almost
on The Apprentice,
542
00:18:51,348 --> 00:18:52,548
so this better be good.
543
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,901
You give Leslie her lockbox,
544
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:57,536
and you get me
in your hip pocket.
545
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,088
Starting in my next term
as city manager,
546
00:18:59,123 --> 00:19:03,559
I will give you
one huge I.O.U.,
547
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,545
no questions asked.
548
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,546
Hmm.
549
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,966
Jamm likes the sound of that.
550
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,102
Let's make it five I.O.U.s,
and you got a deal.
551
00:19:13,137 --> 00:19:17,190
You drive a hard bargain,
but you leave me no choice.
552
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,076
Fine.
Five huge IOUs.
553
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,227
Deal, guys.
554
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:22,912
You must really want that park.
555
00:19:22,946 --> 00:19:24,030
I do. Yes.
556
00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:26,249
And to tell you the truth,
557
00:19:26,283 --> 00:19:28,284
I'm doing it all
for my best friend.
558
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,436
That's all I wanted to hear.
559
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,235
Leslie,
you're my best friend too.
560
00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:39,181
Well, vote passed. 3-2.
561
00:19:39,421 --> 00:19:41,705
Jamm is gonna be so pissed
when he finds out
562
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:42,531
that you're leaving
563
00:19:42,651 --> 00:19:43,891
and your I.O.U.s are worthless.
564
00:19:43,906 --> 00:19:45,039
Are you sure you're okay
with what you did?
565
00:19:45,073 --> 00:19:47,041
Well, it's not
the most ethical thing
566
00:19:47,075 --> 00:19:48,343
that I've ever done,
567
00:19:48,377 --> 00:19:50,244
but on the flip side,
Jamm is a big, mean dope.
568
00:19:50,262 --> 00:19:51,579
- Mm-hmm.
- And I hope that this eases
569
00:19:51,614 --> 00:19:53,398
some of the pain of us
moving away a little bit.
570
00:19:53,432 --> 00:19:54,532
Oh, I'm currently
in deep denial
571
00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:55,850
that that's happening.
572
00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:58,136
Speaking of which,
how's the new gig coming?
573
00:19:58,187 --> 00:19:59,187
Well, I got a raise,
574
00:19:59,221 --> 00:20:00,855
and my fridge is full
of calzones,
575
00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:02,256
so not complaining.
576
00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:03,641
The reason I ask is
this town is gonna need
577
00:20:03,692 --> 00:20:05,092
a new city manager.
578
00:20:05,111 --> 00:20:06,478
And I've talked to some people,
579
00:20:06,529 --> 00:20:09,697
and you have the votes
if you want the job.
580
00:20:09,732 --> 00:20:11,816
Wh--
[Stammers]
581
00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:12,901
Seriously?
582
00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:13,935
Is this for realskis?
583
00:20:13,953 --> 00:20:16,905
This is 100% certified
for realskis.
584
00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:19,457
- What do you say?
- I mean, I--wow.
585
00:20:19,492 --> 00:20:21,409
I would be insane to say no.
586
00:20:21,443 --> 00:20:22,944
Oh, no.
587
00:20:24,914 --> 00:20:26,548
Wyatt, you're late.
588
00:20:26,582 --> 00:20:27,966
[Laughs]
589
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,919
I'm just kidding,
you can do whatever you want.
590
00:20:30,953 --> 00:20:33,087
Actually, Barney,
591
00:20:33,121 --> 00:20:36,124
I'm afraid
I have some bad news.
592
00:20:36,158 --> 00:20:38,042
Today's my last day.
593
00:20:38,077 --> 00:20:40,295
I got an opportunity
I couldn't say no to,
594
00:20:40,329 --> 00:20:42,464
and I have to quit.
Again.
595
00:20:42,498 --> 00:20:45,550
No need to explain.
596
00:20:45,584 --> 00:20:48,169
I knew it was too good
to be true.
597
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:51,556
Oh, I do have
a little going-away gift.
598
00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:53,925
Left it in the break room.
599
00:20:53,976 --> 00:20:56,427
If anyone could appreciate it,
it's you guys.
600
00:20:56,479 --> 00:20:58,980
"You can play with one warrior,
601
00:20:59,014 --> 00:21:00,715
"but it's just
not nearly as good.
602
00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:03,268
Enjoy.
Ben Wyatt."
603
00:21:03,319 --> 00:21:04,269
Let's play.
604
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,053
Both: I call ledgerman!
- No.
605
00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:12,619
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