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- Are you ready?
- Yes!
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No, babe.
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Are you ready?
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Yes?
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I got fired from running
the Sweetums Foundation.
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Thanks to me.
Sorry, again.
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Hey, blessing in disguise.
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I took a job
at this accounting firm,
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they've tried to hire me three
times, I finally gave in.
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But I've had a week
off in between jobs,
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and I've been cooking up
something pretty big.
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The last time he was in between
jobs, he got deep into claymation,
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so this should be
different, hopefully.
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Presenting
"The Cones of Dunshire,"
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a brand-new gaming experience.
8 to 12 players.
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Two wizards, a Maverick,
the arbiter, two warriors,
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a corporal, and a ledgerman.
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Now, the ledgerman just keeps
score, and he wears this hat.
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Oh, boy.
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Now, the object is
to accumulate cones.
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Four cones wins, but in order to get a
cone, you have to build a civilization.
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The other amazing thing
is the challenge play.
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Actually, let me tell you
more about the trivia cards,
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'cause you're gonna need to
know about roadblocks first.
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Nah, never mind. The thing
about the challenge play
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is that it's basically
the game...
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in reverse.
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Then you roll three dice to see
how many dice you roll with.
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Oh, 16. Perfect,
lots of choices.
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Okay, each turn goes:
Roll, buy, action.
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I mean, obviously, this would be
much taller in the real game.
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But the corporal can veto.
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This should be green too.
How did this happen?
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Are the cones a metaphor?
Well, yes and no.
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- What is this called again?
- "The Cones of Dunshire."
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Oh, my God, the Maverick should be able
to trade lumber for agriculture credits.
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How have I not
thought of this before?
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This is nothing, right?
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When do you go back
to work again?
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Tomorrow. It's fine. I'll just
throw this in the garbage.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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As soon as Knope is gone, these
are going up all over Chambers.
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Jamm for three!
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Ha ha! What, are you trying to
build a house with those bricks?
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Ooh!
The girl is attacking me.
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Any new business
before we adjourn?
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Yes, I have one--
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the Pawnee Commons.
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Oh, boy.
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The money for the Pawnee Commons, aka
the greatest future park in the world,
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aka my personal dream project...
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Aka...
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Is currently in a
discretionary fund.
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I'd like to move it to a lockbox, to
ensure that it is used for that project.
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The thing is, Leslie, this
kind of decision is--
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it's not really up
to you anymore.
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Because the voters, to use a
technical political term,
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gave you the stanky boot.
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But we'll keep your
money safe, baby girl.
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What, you think I'm gonna use it to put
a new limestone shower in my office?
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Yeah, now I do.
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I propose that we table this discussion
until, let's say, the second Knope is gone.
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Later, bunheads. Glass!
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Video Ron demand.
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What you carrying, my dude?
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The time has come
to sell my cabin.
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But I haven't had much
luck finding a buyer.
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"For sale. Small house.
Location: Forest."
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It's a little wordy,
don't you think?
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"Current owner will not clean up
shotgun shells or animal carcasses."
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- The hell is wrong with you, Swanson?
- Fine, I'll clean up the shotgun shells,
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but the carcasses remain
to fertilize my berry patch.
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If you really want to unload
that little horror cabin,
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you gonna need a professional
to stage it properly.
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Lucky for you, I recently
got my real estate license.
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Spladow!
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- Check it.
- "Regal Meagle Realty."
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"Find your castle."
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Fine, I suppose
I could use some help.
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Yo, Donna, let me get a little skin in
the game, maybe split that commission?
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All right. Show me what you got.
I'll split that commish.
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♪ Split that commish ♪
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The question I always
ask myself is,
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what kind of mogul should I be?
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Fashion mogul,
energy drink mogul.
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I even thought about downhill skiing.
A mogul mogul.
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But a real estate mogul?
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Hmm. That's a hot
mogul right now.
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Ben Wyatt, reporting for duty.
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How you doing, Barney?
Good to see you again.
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I just can't believe
it's finally happening.
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Dad! He's here!
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He really came!
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Hello, Ben. I'm Frank.
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I took the job when you
passed it up last time.
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Heard a lot about you.
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Well, all good things, I hope.
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A little too good.
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Let's see if you
live up to the hype.
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I'm not joking.
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Oh.
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Frank seems cool.
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Well, tell everybody
in Michigan I said hi,
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and tell your mom that I love the
banana cake she posted on Pinterest.
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Oh, the father of
your child is here.
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I have to go.
I'll talk to you soon.
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- I love you.
- Was that Ann?
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I hope you were speaking
to her in a calming voice
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'cause babies can hear
everything.
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Baby, if you can still hear me,
I love you.
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- The phone is hung up.
- Oh.
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You got my message about
Jamm being a dinkhead?
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Yes, but as city manager,
I can't play sides.
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And I think all of our heads can
be a little dinky at times.
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Fine, but his is the dinkiest.
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And I would know because
I'm keeping score.
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Ever since I started
city council,
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I have gone head-to-head
with Jamm 112 times.
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He has won 56 times,
I have won 56 times.
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I will not lose
our last battle.
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Will you help me?
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No.
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Oh. The way you stood up like that, I
thought it was gonna go a different way.
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No, I can't help directly,
but I am on your side.
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And I will assist you
in any way that I can.
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Maybe I can mediate, like
Dr. Phil, only qualified.
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So what's the story, Ron? Diane
making you sell this place?
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Not at all.
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Recently, I purchased a new cabin
big enough for the whole family.
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I just can't justify
owning four cabins.
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Two cabins.
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The new cabin I bought
has a great tire swing
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for the girls, access to a lake
for all the kids to play in.
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Plus, it doesn't have
these razor-sharp
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perimeter defense planks
sticking out of the ground.
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I usually get a 5% commission,
but I'll do it for 3%.
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- Friends and family discount.
- Make it 5%.
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I don't want you getting any
ideas about us being friends.
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- Respect.
- Donna, baby.
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For the fireplace, I'm
thinking fake antlers.
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But what kind of scarves do we
want to hang off the fake antlers?
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- Oh, duh. Crocheted.
- Most def.
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That'll look legit next to those
antique "Visit France" posters.
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Mm.
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Ron, you want to stay outside
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and do nothing while they make
your cabin look like garbage?
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I'd like that very much.
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We can watch the
shadows get longer.
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Okay.
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Wow, you guys sure take the start-up
paperwork seriously around here.
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Sorry to start you out like
this, and on a Friday no less.
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But it's our toughest case.
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Three competing family
trusts, a contested will--
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it's a real puzzler!
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So let's see what
you got, genius.
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If I'm murdered tonight, start the
investigation with those two guys.
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The hell you nerds doing here?
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We're not done talking about the lockbox.
This isn't over.
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And I am here to mediate.
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You can't just show up
at my door like this.
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Look, I know we have had our differences,
but this is very important to me.
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And I'm not leaving
until we hash this out.
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I respect the moxie, Knope.
You can come in for a minute.
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Shoes off. This is a
house of respect.
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Well, I don't need to do that.
My feet are very clean.
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No shoes, you lose.
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"No shoes, you lose"?
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That means we should
have shoes then, right?
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No shoes...
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Hmm.
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Yeah, so this is
my weekend dojo.
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Sorry, the place
is a bit of a mess.
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My wife's in Oklahoma
for eight months.
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Maybe forever. We'll see
if she forgives me.
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- Who's that, Michelle Wie?
- It's not sexual.
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I'm just a really big
fan of her game.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Because in that picture,
she's wearing a bikini.
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Yeah, thanks.
Photoshopped it myself.
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Fantastic.
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Well, this is about the
time I hit the hay, so...
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Why don't we all hit the hay?
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We'll stay here,
get a good night's sleep,
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and we can start negotiations
tomorrow.
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We stopped at the outlet
mall on the way here.
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Got ourselves a sleeping bag,
a giant tin of caramel corn,
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and an irregular
skirt from DKNY.
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The hem is crooked,
but it was 8 bucks.
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The point is, I am not leaving
until I get that lockbox.
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Oh, playing hardball, huh?
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Hey, no sweat off my sack.
You can take the couch,
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if you can get my exercise
equipment out of the way.
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I think I can handle it.
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How sweet is this table,
by the way, huh?
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I got it
from an actual benihana.
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Cost me 4 grand.
Worth every penny.
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Hai! Can I interest anyone in an
authentic a-Japanese a-break-a-fast?
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Scrambled eggs eaten
with chopsticks? Okay.
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Hai!
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You know,
maybe we should negotiate
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- while we're eating.
- No, what's the rush?
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Plenty of time for that later.
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You know what might put you in the
mood to talk is a couple of brewskis
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and a calendar featuring some of
your favorite female wrestlers.
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Oh, yeah. Knope, you know
the way to a man's heart.
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Yeah, okay.
Let's talk.
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You got it.
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These people won't leave.
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One guy even looked
in the bathroom.
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Yeah, that means
they like the place.
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If you just leave them alone, I
think we might get some offers.
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This evergreen scented candle should
help put people in the mood to buy.
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You could just open the door and let
the actual smell of the pines in.
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Trees are sticky, and
they got bugs in them.
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This place is so random.
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I don't know. It's kind of,
like, in the middle of nowhere.
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I know. That's, like,
the hilarious part.
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It's like a joke how long
it takes to get here.
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It's like a meta-cabin.
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- Oh yeah.
- That's what I thought, yeah.
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I heard that Dave Eggers
wrote a short story
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about this tape cassette that he
found under that tree over there.
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- Oh, my God.
- What are you doing?
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I'm trying to get these annoying dumdums
to pay more money for your cabin.
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Carry on.
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Oh, my God, I heard that Neko Case
and Ben Gibbard made out here once.
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What?
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Saturday at the firm with Ben.
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Okay, we dissolve the
loan-out and file bankruptcy.
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That way only our clients
have claim to the assets.
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Great idea...
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that we had a month ago.
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The problem is, the trust still
has claim to the property.
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Then we dissolve the trust.
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Clients "A," "B," and "F,"
they would have to agree,
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but if they went for it,
we could arbitrate.
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He's right. We never
thought of that.
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Oh, oh!
Ben, Ben.
239
00:10:38,629 --> 00:10:43,573
Say it again but this time I'm gonna turn
the light on, like you just had an idea.
240
00:10:43,603 --> 00:10:46,025
Sure, sure. Yeah, I'm with you.
Um, okay.
241
00:10:47,652 --> 00:10:50,760
What if we dissolve the trust?
242
00:10:50,802 --> 00:10:53,324
Yes! You just cracked the case.
243
00:10:53,358 --> 00:10:54,575
I'm just doing my job.
244
00:10:56,313 --> 00:10:57,436
Okay, here's an idea.
245
00:10:57,454 --> 00:11:01,072
- Maybe we name part of the
park the "Jamm Zone"? - Hmm.
246
00:11:01,106 --> 00:11:03,010
Yeah, Jamm could dig on that.
247
00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:05,944
How about if in the Jamm zone,
there's no married chicks allowed?
248
00:11:05,977 --> 00:11:07,502
Caution, Jeremy.
249
00:11:07,526 --> 00:11:10,375
I think there are people that will
find the "No Married Chicks" zone
250
00:11:10,413 --> 00:11:12,757
both morally repugnant
and hard to enforce.
251
00:11:12,782 --> 00:11:13,539
All right.
252
00:11:13,566 --> 00:11:20,364
Listen, let us celebrate this progress
by sharing these authentic edamame,
253
00:11:20,408 --> 00:11:22,452
or Tokyo beans.
254
00:11:22,555 --> 00:11:25,174
Now I want you to be very
careful about eating these.
255
00:11:25,198 --> 00:11:27,280
You eat the shells, and
you throw the seeds out.
256
00:11:27,297 --> 00:11:30,186
Wow. You have really immersed
yourself in Asian culture.
257
00:11:30,348 --> 00:11:32,961
Now I think maybe we should
revisit the holding bond idea.
258
00:11:32,978 --> 00:11:34,997
Ugh, Lezzie. Come on,
I'm getting bored.
259
00:11:35,045 --> 00:11:37,531
I mean, we've been at this for hours.
Can we please take a break?
260
00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:40,294
Perhaps he has a point. And
we've made some progress.
261
00:11:40,315 --> 00:11:42,420
Maybe we go home and take
the rest of it up on Monday.
262
00:11:42,438 --> 00:11:45,559
No, I cannot wait until Monday. I need to
close this deal now. So I have an idea.
263
00:11:45,584 --> 00:11:49,733
Let's have a change of venue and
keep negotiating while we have fun.
264
00:11:49,963 --> 00:11:55,168
If I remember correctly, you enjoy
the ancient art of karaoke, yes?
265
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:58,196
I do. And kudos on
that pronunciation.
266
00:11:58,226 --> 00:12:00,314
I remembered your favorite duet.
267
00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,981
Maybe it's time to take
this party to Rydell High.
268
00:12:03,017 --> 00:12:04,367
Whoa!
269
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:08,123
- I cannot wait to hear your Travolta.
- Oh, no, no, no. I'm Sandra Dee.
270
00:12:08,159 --> 00:12:09,859
That's more of my register.
271
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,474
You're Zuko.
272
00:12:13,161 --> 00:12:16,888
♪ He got friendly,
holdin' my hand ♪
273
00:12:16,913 --> 00:12:20,768
♪ She got friendly
down in the sand ♪
274
00:12:20,787 --> 00:12:24,418
♪ He was sweet,
just turned 18 ♪
275
00:12:24,459 --> 00:12:27,532
♪ Well, she was good,
you know what I mean? ♪
276
00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:28,501
♪ Uh
277
00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:31,262
♪ Summer heat
boy and girl meet ♪
278
00:12:31,314 --> 00:12:35,008
♪ But ah, oh, those
summer nights ♪
279
00:12:35,095 --> 00:12:36,952
I would like to buy
five DVDs of this.
280
00:12:36,961 --> 00:12:40,067
No, 20. No, 60! No, that's insane.
20.
281
00:12:40,114 --> 00:12:41,924
♪ Dubee doo dubee doo
282
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,544
♪ dubee dubee dubee dow ♪
283
00:12:45,527 --> 00:12:48,141
Good news. We have
multiple bidders.
284
00:12:48,191 --> 00:12:49,854
That guy's getting
his financials together.
285
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,628
Plans on tearing the whole place
down, just wants it for the land.
286
00:12:52,685 --> 00:12:55,071
Why would he want to tear
down a perfectly good cabin?
287
00:12:55,098 --> 00:12:58,497
I think he's a developer, wants
to put in a luxury glamp-ground.
288
00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:00,669
Glamping is "glamour camping."
289
00:13:00,678 --> 00:13:02,529
Heated tents,
catered meals, wi-fi--
290
00:13:02,561 --> 00:13:04,189
You're describing a hotel.
291
00:13:04,579 --> 00:13:06,241
And I think we still have
traction with those two.
292
00:13:06,259 --> 00:13:08,147
Oh, hey, man.
I love the mustache.
293
00:13:08,195 --> 00:13:10,765
So funny. You ever think about
twisting it up at the ends, huh?
294
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,099
Use a little beeswax?
295
00:13:12,142 --> 00:13:14,048
The open house is now closed.
296
00:13:14,076 --> 00:13:16,245
We are not accepting
bids at this time.
297
00:13:16,288 --> 00:13:19,617
The sun sets in 95 minutes.
Good day.
298
00:13:23,008 --> 00:13:24,918
That's part of the charm
of this whole place--
299
00:13:24,939 --> 00:13:26,995
the cantankerous old
coot who owns it.
300
00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:28,477
It's authentic!
301
00:13:28,664 --> 00:13:31,070
I gotta say, that was
pretty fun up there.
302
00:13:31,106 --> 00:13:33,387
We have fun when we
collaborate, right?
303
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:36,034
Working together?
Lockbox, right?
304
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:40,525
You know, in some weird, perverted, sexual
way, I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.
305
00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:42,744
- Oh.
- You are my Nemesis.
306
00:13:42,771 --> 00:13:44,288
You're the Superman
to my Lex Luthor.
307
00:13:44,309 --> 00:13:46,034
You want to be Lex Luthor?
308
00:13:46,061 --> 00:13:49,143
Uh, yeah. Lex Luthor is rich.
309
00:13:49,194 --> 00:13:51,300
Well, okay. I can't
argue with that.
310
00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:55,031
So I did Zuko for you. Now
you give me the lockbox.
311
00:13:55,056 --> 00:13:57,747
Leslie put a beautiful cross
into the box, Jeremy.
312
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,442
Time for you to head it in.
313
00:13:59,481 --> 00:14:02,006
All right, Knope. What can I say?
You wore me down.
314
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:06,914
I will give you my word, and I will put
it in writing, so I can't back out.
315
00:14:07,036 --> 00:14:09,704
We won't touch the
money for one year.
316
00:14:09,809 --> 00:14:12,898
And if the economy holds up,
you can start construction then.
317
00:14:14,794 --> 00:14:16,711
Leslie, you have your lockbox.
318
00:14:16,729 --> 00:14:18,504
And you scored
a triple dragon on your song.
319
00:14:18,531 --> 00:14:21,879
No, I cannot wait a year. I
want to get started now.
320
00:14:21,892 --> 00:14:24,617
- I want construction started on Monday.
- You have his word.
321
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:26,594
And this is riddled
with spelling errors,
322
00:14:26,606 --> 00:14:28,642
- but it is binding.
- It's not good enough!
323
00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:31,491
Jamm, I sang your stupid song,
324
00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:33,770
I ate your stupid
fake Asian food,
325
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,738
and by the way, you should know, you don't
make sushi rolls out of tuna salad--
326
00:14:36,769 --> 00:14:37,582
Maybe you don't.
327
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,281
I did practically everything you wanted,
and you won't just give this to me today?
328
00:14:41,312 --> 00:14:42,475
Screw you!
329
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:46,004
- You're giving a card to me?
- You left me no choice.
330
00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:48,918
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Please, could you excuse us?
331
00:14:49,651 --> 00:14:51,595
Leslie, you should be happy!
332
00:14:51,664 --> 00:14:54,256
You beat Jamm
in the final battle.
333
00:14:54,522 --> 00:14:57,574
Unless there's something
more going on here.
334
00:14:57,617 --> 00:14:59,037
Ann.
This is about Ann.
335
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,632
Ann Perkins?
I love Ann Perkins.
336
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:03,951
Pawnee Commons is why
I met Ann five years ago.
337
00:15:03,976 --> 00:15:05,707
And I know you guys are
talking about moving.
338
00:15:05,725 --> 00:15:09,119
But I guess I thought if maybe Ann
came back from Michigan tomorrow,
339
00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:13,424
and I was able to look into her
smoky, ethnically ambiguous eyes
340
00:15:13,449 --> 00:15:16,826
and tell her that we were breaking
ground on a new park, she might--
341
00:15:18,109 --> 00:15:20,705
- she might want to stay.
- Leslie, I'm sorry.
342
00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:23,283
Ann didn't just go to Ann
Arbor to visit family.
343
00:15:23,305 --> 00:15:25,318
She went to sign the
lease on our new home.
344
00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:27,595
Ann Arbor sounds disgusting.
345
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,511
She already has family there.
346
00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:32,108
And I have a new job lined up
at the University of Michigan.
347
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,347
Go blue!
348
00:15:34,095 --> 00:15:35,339
It's a good town.
349
00:15:35,363 --> 00:15:36,997
And it's a great place
to raise a family.
350
00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:39,736
What is great about it?
There's no JJ's Diner there.
351
00:15:39,761 --> 00:15:41,749
There's no "Welcome
to Pawnee" sign.
352
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,685
I mean, the stupid state is split up
into two pieces! It's ridiculous.
353
00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:47,778
Unexpected play here, Superman.
354
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:50,060
Not exactly sure what you're going
for, but I dig your Gambit.
355
00:15:50,086 --> 00:15:52,127
There is no Gambit here, Jamm.
356
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,569
And who sides with Lex
Luthor, by the way?
357
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:58,794
You probably watch Million Dollar
Baby and root for the stool.
358
00:15:58,816 --> 00:15:59,956
I haven't seen it.
359
00:15:59,998 --> 00:16:01,929
Not a big Morgan Freeman guy.
360
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,923
I find his voice very grating.
361
00:16:03,953 --> 00:16:07,187
I am leaving now. I am not moving.
I'm just going home.
362
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,606
Are you guys coming
back to my place?
363
00:16:08,632 --> 00:16:10,700
What's--what's--
or are you guys going back to--
364
00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:12,748
we wrapping up the weekend?
365
00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:16,265
No?
366
00:16:16,516 --> 00:16:19,651
♪ Need a cup to perk me up
367
00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:21,833
♪ coffee in the morning
368
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,956
- Surprise!
- Oh, my God!
369
00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:26,667
I hope you don't mind.
370
00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:30,736
We decided to throw you a pizza party
to say congrats for cracking the case.
371
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:32,983
Oh, my God, you guys.
372
00:16:33,198 --> 00:16:35,056
See what we got here.
373
00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:38,030
Wait a second. That's not pizza.
Those are calzones!
374
00:16:39,254 --> 00:16:41,692
- I love calzones!
- We know!
375
00:16:41,723 --> 00:16:44,754
I think it's safe to say
I made the right choice.
376
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,383
- What's up, guys?
- Hey!
377
00:16:59,255 --> 00:17:01,188
BFF slideshow?
378
00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:05,994
You know that even after we leave Pawnee,
Ann will always be your best friend.
379
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,544
And it's not that long a trip.
380
00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:11,454
Well, it would be even faster if
the governor would return my calls
381
00:17:11,475 --> 00:17:14,218
about my Pawnee-to-Ann
Arbor bullet train idea.
382
00:17:14,246 --> 00:17:16,173
You know, I went to
Jamm's with you because
383
00:17:16,213 --> 00:17:19,809
I also want to leave
the right kind of legacy,
384
00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:21,516
and that includes
Pawnee commons.
385
00:17:21,531 --> 00:17:23,375
Well, I think I burned
that bridge with Jamm.
386
00:17:23,387 --> 00:17:25,150
We're not gonna get
that lockbox.
387
00:17:25,196 --> 00:17:27,665
And I am not singing
Beauty School Dropout.
388
00:17:27,684 --> 00:17:29,912
It's sexist,
and I don't do slow jams.
389
00:17:29,945 --> 00:17:31,362
I have an idea.
390
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,703
And
391
00:17:33,728 --> 00:17:37,491
I'd like you to consider it a
good-bye gift from me to you.
392
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:41,688
No, thank you.
I will let him know.
393
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:43,758
That was that couple you
liked at the open house.
394
00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:45,141
I despised them.
395
00:17:45,153 --> 00:17:49,619
Well, they just came back with a new
offer and jacked that shizz up.
396
00:17:49,656 --> 00:17:51,695
Way over asking price.
397
00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:54,460
Ron, who cares who they are?
That's a massive bid.
398
00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:55,530
I'ma be a mogul.
399
00:17:55,555 --> 00:17:58,605
I bought that cabin
18 years ago for $2,200.
400
00:17:58,623 --> 00:17:59,991
I do not care about the money.
401
00:18:00,014 --> 00:18:01,695
I can't even understand what
you're saying right now.
402
00:18:01,728 --> 00:18:04,434
That cabin served an
important purpose for me,
403
00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:07,714
as a quiet refuge from the
nonsense of modern life.
404
00:18:07,745 --> 00:18:10,990
I'd like the next owners to
understand and share that purpose.
405
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:14,202
Find me someone like that,
and I'll happily sell.
406
00:18:14,687 --> 00:18:15,856
I'll buy it.
407
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,744
You can't afford that house.
408
00:18:18,019 --> 00:18:20,497
- Can you afford that house?
- What would you use it for?
409
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:24,257
I'd go up there and
take Andy and Champion
410
00:18:24,288 --> 00:18:27,088
and just get away from everyone
else and look at spiders.
411
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:31,080
And it's where I'd bury the bodies of
that annoying couple after I murder them.
412
00:18:31,114 --> 00:18:32,610
Here's my offer.
413
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:35,446
I will give you
everything in my purse.
414
00:18:35,622 --> 00:18:39,981
$8, a bunch of
loose cough drops,
415
00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:42,531
and Larry's asthma inhaler.
416
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:44,066
Thank God.
I've been looking for that.
417
00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:46,072
Larry, this is part of a
real estate transaction now.
418
00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:47,580
You have no legal claim to it.
419
00:18:47,616 --> 00:18:49,891
Sorry, I had no idea.
420
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,638
This is the best offer
I've heard yet.
421
00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:55,116
Uh, you tripping right now.
422
00:18:55,303 --> 00:18:56,234
Sold.
423
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,833
- Don't even trip.
- Your commission.
424
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,159
Thanks a lot.
425
00:19:02,603 --> 00:19:04,391
Your share, mogul.
426
00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:08,064
I'm about to play golf with a guy
who was almost on The Apprentice,
427
00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,639
so this better be good.
428
00:19:10,059 --> 00:19:13,909
You give Leslie her lockbox, and
you get me in your hip pocket.
429
00:19:13,949 --> 00:19:16,199
Starting in my next term
as city manager,
430
00:19:16,229 --> 00:19:20,499
I will give you one huge I.O.U.,
431
00:19:20,524 --> 00:19:21,990
no questions asked.
432
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,718
Hmm.
433
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,902
Jamm likes the sound of that.
434
00:19:27,094 --> 00:19:29,963
Let's make it five I.O.U.s,
and you got a deal.
435
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,888
You drive a hard bargain,
436
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:36,986
but you leave me no choice.
Fine. Five huge IOUs.
437
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,464
Deal, guys.
438
00:19:38,495 --> 00:19:41,212
- You must really want that park.
- I do. Yes.
439
00:19:41,358 --> 00:19:43,408
And to tell you the truth,
440
00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:45,590
I'm doing it all
for my best friend.
441
00:19:45,804 --> 00:19:47,748
That's all I wanted to hear.
442
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:50,424
Leslie, you're my
best friend too.
443
00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:56,439
Well, vote passed. 3-2.
444
00:19:56,478 --> 00:19:57,803
Jamm is gonna be so pissed
445
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,892
when he finds out that you're leaving
and your I.O.U.s are worthless.
446
00:20:00,919 --> 00:20:02,309
Are you sure you're okay
with what you did?
447
00:20:02,337 --> 00:20:05,588
Well, it's not the most ethical
thing that I've ever done,
448
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,489
but on the flip side,
Jamm is a big, mean dope.
449
00:20:07,532 --> 00:20:08,804
- Mm-hmm.
- And I hope that this eases
450
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,617
some of the pain of us
moving away a little bit.
451
00:20:10,664 --> 00:20:13,114
Oh, I'm currently in deep
denial that that's happening.
452
00:20:13,136 --> 00:20:15,243
Speaking of which, how's
the new gig coming?
453
00:20:15,263 --> 00:20:19,501
Well, I got a raise, and my fridge is
full of calzones, so not complaining.
454
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:22,395
The reason I ask is this town is
gonna need a new city manager.
455
00:20:22,442 --> 00:20:26,948
And I've talked to some people, and you
have the votes if you want the job.
456
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:28,168
Wh--
457
00:20:28,343 --> 00:20:29,979
Seriously?
458
00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:34,443
- Is this for realskis?
- This is 100% certified for realskis.
459
00:20:34,653 --> 00:20:36,670
- What do you say?
- I mean, I--wow.
460
00:20:36,705 --> 00:20:38,812
I would be insane to say no.
461
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,601
Oh, no.
462
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:43,917
Wyatt, you're late.
463
00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:48,180
I'm just kidding, you can
do whatever you want.
464
00:20:49,294 --> 00:20:52,705
Actually, Barney, I'm afraid
I have some bad news.
465
00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:57,439
Today's my last day. I got an
opportunity I couldn't say no to,
466
00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:00,181
and I have to quit.
Again.
467
00:21:00,414 --> 00:21:02,434
No need to explain.
468
00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:05,505
I knew it was too
good to be true.
469
00:21:05,870 --> 00:21:08,733
Oh, I do have a little
going-away gift.
470
00:21:08,782 --> 00:21:10,582
Left it in the break room.
471
00:21:11,268 --> 00:21:13,719
If anyone could appreciate
it, it's you guys.
472
00:21:14,209 --> 00:21:18,340
"You can play with one warrior,
but it's just not nearly as good.
473
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,548
Enjoy.
Ben Wyatt."
474
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:21,430
Let's play.
475
00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:23,293
- I call ledgerman!
- No.
476
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