1 00:00:00,545 --> 00:00:02,235 Previously on Dirt... 2 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:04,131 I didn't invite you here for a story, either. 3 00:00:04,132 --> 00:00:06,514 - Really? - Really. I wanted to see you. 4 00:00:06,814 --> 00:00:08,833 That Ted Rothman, he likes you. 5 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:11,554 - Good to see you, Lucy. - Oh, it's good to see you, Ted. 6 00:00:11,555 --> 00:00:13,153 I gotta go. 7 00:00:13,154 --> 00:00:15,388 Wait. Are you sure? Come on. 8 00:00:15,773 --> 00:00:17,513 We can't do this, Holt. 9 00:00:17,514 --> 00:00:19,848 Don, your brother's been in a car accident. 10 00:00:19,848 --> 00:00:22,220 - How bad is it? - Hey, Jason. 11 00:00:22,514 --> 00:00:24,508 It must be bad if you're here. 12 00:00:24,509 --> 00:00:27,035 Congratulations, guys. You did great. 13 00:00:27,214 --> 00:00:30,122 Drink up, go home and have some terrific sex. 14 00:00:31,589 --> 00:00:35,581 Oh, what, you two haven't done it yet? Sorry. 15 00:00:35,638 --> 00:00:37,883 Sharlee Cates would be would be a great get now. 16 00:00:38,458 --> 00:00:40,693 Get it, Don! Get it, Don. 17 00:00:40,697 --> 00:00:42,912 What are you doing? Friggin' move! 18 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:44,773 I want you to meet someone. 19 00:00:45,048 --> 00:00:46,893 This is Don Konkey. 20 00:00:46,897 --> 00:00:48,430 Hi, Sharlee. 21 00:00:48,656 --> 00:00:50,853 Don's gonna be your personal photographer. 22 00:00:50,935 --> 00:00:52,930 He'll need unfettered access. 23 00:00:52,935 --> 00:00:54,871 Oh. That means lots. 24 00:00:58,847 --> 00:01:00,480 Are you kidding me? 25 00:01:00,658 --> 00:01:03,641 Paul Slatkin gets a 20-million-dollar deal. 26 00:01:04,448 --> 00:01:07,663 Do you remember that party he had on his boat in the marina? 27 00:01:09,105 --> 00:01:11,502 - Jews are not sailors. - No. 28 00:01:11,508 --> 00:01:13,843 Even I know that, and I'm only half a Jew. 29 00:01:15,406 --> 00:01:18,000 Poor guy. Didn't even see the mast coming. 30 00:01:18,008 --> 00:01:21,002 Oh, yeah. He was too busy staring at Jessica Biel's porthole. 31 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:30,233 Go ahead. Get it. 32 00:01:30,238 --> 00:01:32,220 - I don't need to get it. - Yeah, right. 33 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,571 What? 34 00:01:33,577 --> 00:01:35,112 I know you wanna get it. 35 00:01:35,117 --> 00:01:37,191 - I'm fine. - Just embrace it. It's okay. 36 00:01:37,195 --> 00:01:38,613 Come on. Let's see who it is. 37 00:01:38,626 --> 00:01:40,100 I don't care. 38 00:01:40,428 --> 00:01:42,243 Really? It's Don. 39 00:01:43,025 --> 00:01:44,400 Hey. What's up? 40 00:01:44,406 --> 00:01:45,803 Oh, hi, Lucy. 41 00:01:45,807 --> 00:01:48,103 Uh, Roy Toy's moving out on Sharlee. 42 00:01:48,105 --> 00:01:49,981 There's a bunch of guys here loading up a truck. 43 00:01:49,988 --> 00:01:52,220 Did she tell you that? Are you alone there? 44 00:01:52,227 --> 00:01:56,030 No. I think Roy Toy might've leaked it to... 45 00:01:56,376 --> 00:01:57,980 a few other guys. 46 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,750 Look, I gotta go. 47 00:02:04,055 --> 00:02:06,263 - Over here on the right! - Bananas. 48 00:02:09,307 --> 00:02:11,580 Dirt 2x05 : "What Is This Thing Called?" 49 00:02:11,588 --> 00:02:13,450 Transcript : www.Yyets.Net 50 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:15,310 Synchro : Flolo 51 00:02:15,318 --> 00:02:17,961 For www.Forom.com 52 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:24,401 She's never this late. 53 00:02:24,406 --> 00:02:26,671 - Do you think she got laid? - Yes, I did. 54 00:02:26,786 --> 00:02:29,193 Anybody else? Show of hands? 55 00:02:29,197 --> 00:02:30,091 I did. 56 00:02:30,096 --> 00:02:31,912 Alan, you're lying. 57 00:02:31,916 --> 00:02:34,111 Hey, Thai massages should count. 58 00:02:34,115 --> 00:02:37,880 - Anything new on the Roy Toy/Sharlee split? - Roy Toy and Sharlee split? 59 00:02:38,037 --> 00:02:41,113 I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that, because you make terrific brownies. 60 00:02:41,118 --> 00:02:43,770 Somebody find out why he would leak something so personal. 61 00:02:43,776 --> 00:02:45,193 - I'll take it. - No, I got it. 62 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:48,253 When he did that shitty rap album, I did a piece on him. 63 00:02:48,265 --> 00:02:49,770 Roy Toy's no boy toy. 64 00:02:49,777 --> 00:02:52,161 Does Dr. Seuss know you're plagiarizing him? 65 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:54,931 Look, Roy thinks that I love him, which means that he loves me. 66 00:02:54,937 --> 00:02:57,050 I've already left him a message on his cell phone. 67 00:02:57,058 --> 00:02:58,650 - He'll call back. - Good luck with that. 68 00:02:58,668 --> 00:02:59,901 Believe me, he'll call me back. 69 00:02:59,908 --> 00:03:02,990 If he doesn't, Farber's on it. In other news, we have 70 00:03:02,996 --> 00:03:05,391 Genevieve Fair and Zach Baer. 71 00:03:06,656 --> 00:03:08,320 Fantastic picture, 72 00:03:08,326 --> 00:03:10,762 but, uh, tragic, because it's not our cover. 73 00:03:10,776 --> 00:03:13,813 Who took this? A seagull? Camille? 74 00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:15,961 I know how to do my job. 75 00:03:15,966 --> 00:03:18,853 - Well, you're a ray of sunshine, aren't you? - Yeah, well, I do what I can. 76 00:03:18,855 --> 00:03:20,351 Those two together? No. No way. 77 00:03:20,355 --> 00:03:22,232 - I mean, that's gotta be Photoshopped. - It isn't. 78 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:24,140 I checked. Look, the pixels match. 79 00:03:24,145 --> 00:03:25,573 Either way, it's fantastic. 80 00:03:25,578 --> 00:03:27,623 They just got done doing that movie Shock together. 81 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,272 This is PR. It's gotta be PR. 82 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:31,472 No, the guy's a clown. Don't you remember? 83 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:33,181 We couldn't run any of those photos of him. 84 00:03:33,197 --> 00:03:34,630 Yeah. The one with no pants, 85 00:03:34,637 --> 00:03:36,390 and when he used an apple as a bong. 86 00:03:37,325 --> 00:03:39,253 God, it hurt not to use those. 87 00:03:39,257 --> 00:03:40,810 Genevieve is gorgeous. 88 00:03:40,815 --> 00:03:43,390 She's got a serious career. She makes boatloads of cash. 89 00:03:43,395 --> 00:03:44,952 She could have anybody she wants. 90 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,610 Why would she be with that tool? 91 00:03:46,615 --> 00:03:48,870 Excuse me. Just a point of clarification. 92 00:03:48,878 --> 00:03:51,280 - Yes, Professor. - Does everybody here believe 93 00:03:51,286 --> 00:03:52,920 that these two couldn't be together solely based 94 00:03:52,925 --> 00:03:54,712 - on their physical appearance? - Yes. 95 00:03:55,546 --> 00:03:57,870 That is completely superficial. 96 00:03:57,876 --> 00:03:59,530 Well, then, you're on the story. Prove all of us 97 00:03:59,535 --> 00:04:01,210 superficial people wrong. 98 00:04:01,548 --> 00:04:03,212 All right. What else? 99 00:04:03,217 --> 00:04:04,763 A valet at the Mondrian told me that Holt McLaren 100 00:04:04,776 --> 00:04:08,410 left there last night at 3:30 a.m. with Danica Ramos. 101 00:04:09,276 --> 00:04:10,941 And he's shooting a movie. 102 00:04:10,948 --> 00:04:13,752 You know, only a guy could do that and still look good for a 6:00 a.m. call. 103 00:04:13,768 --> 00:04:16,672 Well, let's see if it's serious with Senorita Ramos, 104 00:04:16,677 --> 00:04:18,963 or is he just enjoying a soft taco? 105 00:04:22,225 --> 00:04:24,083 You make lousy cappuccino. 106 00:04:24,085 --> 00:04:26,160 Uh, excuse me. 107 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:28,092 I worked at Starbucks all through college. 108 00:04:28,096 --> 00:04:31,553 Oh. I didn't realize that cosmetology school was now considered college. 109 00:04:31,998 --> 00:04:33,672 Oh, I'm sorry. 110 00:04:33,676 --> 00:04:35,283 Somebody a little bent out of shape 111 00:04:35,288 --> 00:04:36,913 because he didn't get to do to boy toy story? 112 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:38,313 Absolutely not. 113 00:04:38,547 --> 00:04:42,673 I am perfectly happy with the complex human mystery that is Zach and Genevieve, 114 00:04:42,675 --> 00:04:44,662 and I look forward to proving you wrong. 115 00:04:44,666 --> 00:04:47,022 You know what? My opinion is hardly superficial. 116 00:04:47,028 --> 00:04:50,091 Nine times out of 10, good-looking people screw good-looking people. 117 00:04:50,606 --> 00:04:53,190 But I can't wait to be proven right. 118 00:04:53,698 --> 00:04:55,500 Check the crew list of Shock. 119 00:04:55,856 --> 00:04:57,883 Women talk to makeup, men talk to hair, 120 00:04:57,887 --> 00:04:59,882 and everybody talks to craft service. 121 00:04:59,887 --> 00:05:02,641 Uh, thank you very much, but I have a better lead. 122 00:05:02,645 --> 00:05:06,033 I'm sorry. Is that idea too superficial for you? 123 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,423 I found Zach's ex-girlfriend. Goes a little deeper. 124 00:05:09,426 --> 00:05:11,202 Wow. You know what? I'm shocked 125 00:05:11,206 --> 00:05:13,040 that you would want to talk to anybody's ex-girlfriend, 126 00:05:13,045 --> 00:05:14,851 but that explains your pissy mood. 127 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:17,712 In the last week, I have crashed on two crappy foldout couches 128 00:05:17,715 --> 00:05:20,000 and shared one with a 15-year-old Pomeranian named Larry, 129 00:05:20,005 --> 00:05:22,533 who wants to mate with my ankle. 130 00:05:24,015 --> 00:05:25,902 You know what? Call Lili Steiner. 131 00:05:25,906 --> 00:05:27,622 She's a realtor and a source, 132 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:30,142 but she hasn't gotten me anything in a while, so... 133 00:05:30,148 --> 00:05:31,732 she owes me. 134 00:05:33,236 --> 00:05:36,442 - That's very nice of you. - Now you owe me, too. 135 00:05:39,957 --> 00:05:41,331 McPherson. 136 00:05:42,267 --> 00:05:43,381 Hi, Roy. 137 00:05:43,756 --> 00:05:44,982 Yes. 138 00:05:45,967 --> 00:05:48,203 Yes, I would like to see you. 139 00:05:50,127 --> 00:05:52,571 The photographer's name is Graham Duncan. 140 00:05:52,577 --> 00:05:54,711 These are amazing. And he' royalty. 141 00:05:54,715 --> 00:05:56,570 His mother is, like, the duchess of something. 142 00:05:56,584 --> 00:05:57,968 Doesn't that make him a lord? 143 00:05:57,969 --> 00:06:00,435 All I know is that he used to work for the London Times. 144 00:06:00,434 --> 00:06:02,532 - Hey, lover. - Hey, Camille. 145 00:06:02,739 --> 00:06:03,981 Hey. 146 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,703 Oh, hey, Lucy. 147 00:06:06,895 --> 00:06:08,371 Who took these? 148 00:06:08,376 --> 00:06:10,942 Um, his name is Graham Duncan. He's a Brit. 149 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:12,790 Oh, yeah, yeah. I heard of him. 150 00:06:12,828 --> 00:06:14,503 You gonna use them? 151 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,162 I don't know. We'll see. 152 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:18,560 So what do you know about the Roy Toy split? 153 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:20,793 She didn't know nothin'. 154 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,160 What do you mean? 155 00:06:22,168 --> 00:06:24,723 You didn't notice anything off between the two of them? 156 00:06:24,727 --> 00:06:27,710 If she doesn't know, h-h-how can I know? 157 00:06:27,936 --> 00:06:31,043 Because you are brilliant and instinctive. 158 00:06:31,277 --> 00:06:32,971 Not so much anymore. 159 00:06:32,988 --> 00:06:35,440 Come on. Don't give me that bullshit about the drugs again. 160 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:38,722 Don, I put you there so you could find out what's really going on. 161 00:06:40,837 --> 00:06:43,493 I'm not a reporter, Lucy, you know? 162 00:06:43,495 --> 00:06:46,143 Don, you record other people's conversations all the time. 163 00:06:46,147 --> 00:06:48,920 All I'm asking you to do is record your own conversation with Sharlee. 164 00:06:48,926 --> 00:06:51,852 - It doesn't feel right. - Well, make it feel right! 165 00:06:52,735 --> 00:06:53,462 That's not very nice. 166 00:06:55,568 --> 00:06:57,823 - Hey, Lucy, Ted Roth... - Not now. 167 00:06:58,746 --> 00:07:01,222 So... How come you're not talking to him? 168 00:07:01,226 --> 00:07:03,231 Please don't change the subject. 169 00:07:03,266 --> 00:07:06,251 Everyone and their mother wants to get to Sharlee. 170 00:07:06,995 --> 00:07:09,760 You already have her. She likes you, Don. 171 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:11,780 So just get her to talk. 172 00:07:11,785 --> 00:07:14,551 This is... It's... It's just so good. 173 00:07:15,117 --> 00:07:16,870 Don't take away my fun. 174 00:07:18,675 --> 00:07:19,810 Okay. 175 00:07:23,857 --> 00:07:26,343 Look, I didn't wanna leave, but I had to. 176 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:29,330 I love Sharlee, but she's crazy, dude. 177 00:07:29,336 --> 00:07:31,091 I can't leave Romy with her. 178 00:07:31,096 --> 00:07:33,200 Yeah, well, she is kind of young to be a mother. 179 00:07:33,205 --> 00:07:36,062 It's no excuse. She takes her to clubs at 3:00 a.m. 180 00:07:36,065 --> 00:07:38,503 What kind of a mother does shit like that? 181 00:07:38,506 --> 00:07:41,402 I don't know. The kind of mother she had. 182 00:07:41,407 --> 00:07:43,861 But when you grow up with that, you either repeat 183 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:46,771 that crap or you prove to yourself you can do better. 184 00:07:47,546 --> 00:07:49,503 I really thought she could. 185 00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:53,261 She wanted so much to have a kid. 186 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:59,302 Oh! I'm so sorry. 187 00:08:00,887 --> 00:08:03,130 What am I supposed to do now? 188 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:06,250 Well, are you gonna try for full custody? 189 00:08:06,255 --> 00:08:08,120 I have to. 190 00:08:08,126 --> 00:08:10,353 She smokes way too much weed. 191 00:08:10,368 --> 00:08:13,800 She thinks she's here to infuse the world with her magic. 192 00:08:15,775 --> 00:08:20,023 - Well, she kind of has. - Kind of. 193 00:08:20,597 --> 00:08:22,711 She's too out there now. 194 00:08:23,116 --> 00:08:24,752 It's brutal, man, 195 00:08:25,035 --> 00:08:28,280 seeing somebody you love over the edge and not being able to help them. 196 00:08:29,855 --> 00:08:33,142 You know, people are gonna think that this is about money. 197 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:36,620 Are you kidding? Look at the prenup. 198 00:08:36,628 --> 00:08:39,613 I'd make a hell of a lot more money if I stayed with her. 199 00:08:39,627 --> 00:08:43,152 But it isn't about me. It's about Romy. 200 00:08:43,165 --> 00:08:44,951 Oh, God! Which reminds me. 201 00:08:44,956 --> 00:08:47,823 I have to pick up my other kids from their mother's. 202 00:08:47,826 --> 00:08:50,592 - Here's the latest cut from my new CD. - Thanks. 203 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,270 Enjoy. 204 00:08:53,586 --> 00:08:55,901 "Whassup, Toy." 205 00:08:56,826 --> 00:08:58,740 Nice. 206 00:08:59,075 --> 00:09:01,021 I'm not crazy. 207 00:09:01,837 --> 00:09:04,290 I'm not. You know that, right? 208 00:09:04,296 --> 00:09:06,602 I know crazy, and you're not it. 209 00:09:07,266 --> 00:09:11,223 Hey! Get your ass off that wall! 210 00:09:11,547 --> 00:09:14,530 You know you're just giving them what they want when you do that. 211 00:09:14,547 --> 00:09:16,922 I don't care. They're just 212 00:09:16,925 --> 00:09:19,483 pissed that you're in here, and they're not. 213 00:09:19,815 --> 00:09:21,381 Yeah. 214 00:09:21,666 --> 00:09:24,480 Why is Roy talking shit about me? 215 00:09:24,487 --> 00:09:28,780 He was the one who talked me into taking Romy into that club. 216 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:31,130 He did that, not me. 217 00:09:31,926 --> 00:09:35,240 I admit it. I smoke pot. 218 00:09:35,526 --> 00:09:37,361 He grows it. 219 00:09:38,376 --> 00:09:40,350 Do you want some? 220 00:09:40,697 --> 00:09:43,032 No, thank you. It makes me stupid. 221 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,891 He's having an affair. 222 00:09:48,736 --> 00:09:50,412 I know he is. 223 00:09:52,918 --> 00:09:56,473 He comes home in the middle of the day smelling like soap. 224 00:09:56,826 --> 00:09:59,050 He's taking a shower somewhere. 225 00:10:00,715 --> 00:10:04,262 And that's what he used to do before he would go home to Debbie Ann. 226 00:10:08,618 --> 00:10:11,500 What did I do to make him hate me so much? 227 00:10:11,505 --> 00:10:14,891 He's left two marriages. You know, it's a pattern. 228 00:10:14,895 --> 00:10:16,512 It's not you. 229 00:10:17,596 --> 00:10:19,672 Donkey, will you help me? 230 00:10:19,677 --> 00:10:21,313 You're my friend. 231 00:10:21,568 --> 00:10:24,193 Will you find out who he left me for? 232 00:10:26,588 --> 00:10:29,313 You wanna know how I found out he was leaving? 233 00:10:30,778 --> 00:10:33,580 I'm coming out of the pet store, and... 234 00:10:33,588 --> 00:10:36,482 a bunch of papparassholes blocked me, shouting, 235 00:10:36,487 --> 00:10:38,650 "Sharlee, Sharlee, Sharlee, 236 00:10:38,655 --> 00:10:41,392 how does it feel to be a single mom?" 237 00:10:46,857 --> 00:10:49,430 I don't want to find out that way. 238 00:10:52,387 --> 00:10:54,692 Yeah, I... Okay, I... 239 00:10:55,777 --> 00:10:57,962 I will. I'll help you. 240 00:10:59,055 --> 00:11:02,163 Just promise that you'll tell me before it gets printed. 241 00:11:02,515 --> 00:11:04,100 I will. 242 00:11:10,696 --> 00:11:12,402 Promise. 243 00:11:15,536 --> 00:11:16,871 Promise. 244 00:11:26,705 --> 00:11:29,803 - Hello, Jason. - Hey, Don. You working? 245 00:11:29,887 --> 00:11:32,842 Yeah, I'm outside Roy Toy Manning's ex-wife's house, 246 00:11:32,845 --> 00:11:36,452 - waiting for him to pop out. - Like a cuckoo clock? 247 00:11:36,577 --> 00:11:39,961 Yeah, kind of. How you feelin'? 248 00:11:40,097 --> 00:11:42,550 Well, they're releasing me. 249 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:47,081 I got the scaffolding off my face, but it still hurts like hell. 250 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,653 I just drank a hamburger. 251 00:11:50,565 --> 00:11:54,162 - April taking you home? - No, she's in Philadelphia. 252 00:11:54,165 --> 00:11:57,253 Her dad fell off a ladder. Now he's in the hospital. 253 00:11:57,255 --> 00:11:59,081 A stellar week for her. 254 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,043 Well, come down here and stay with me. 255 00:12:01,047 --> 00:12:04,262 I got room. I'll take care of you. 256 00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:06,020 Oh, yeah? 257 00:12:06,027 --> 00:12:08,472 Just take care of yourself, okay? 258 00:12:08,476 --> 00:12:10,862 Are you still getting your shots? 259 00:12:10,877 --> 00:12:12,323 Yeah. 260 00:12:14,798 --> 00:12:17,852 - Oh, his neck's too thick. - What? 261 00:12:17,856 --> 00:12:20,722 - Just get on a plane, okay? - I love you, Don. 262 00:12:20,787 --> 00:12:22,972 Yeah, I love you, too. You, too. 263 00:12:36,027 --> 00:12:39,450 ♪ So fresh Come through lookin' like the dawn ♪ 264 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,681 ♪ Fresh ♪ ♪ Playboy.com ♪ 265 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,033 ♪ Fresh ♪ Gonna fit it to the cuff of these jeans ♪ 266 00:12:44,036 --> 00:12:45,952 ♪ Ain't nobody really touching his team ♪ 267 00:12:45,955 --> 00:12:47,663 ♪ 'Cause he's so fresh ♪ 268 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,290 ♪ Look at all the girls lookin' at me ♪ ♪ Fresh ♪ 269 00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:00,030 Willa, it's Roy Toy. 270 00:13:00,037 --> 00:13:02,283 Yeah, I know. I don't trust myself for believing him. 271 00:13:02,296 --> 00:13:03,992 I'm checking out his divorce lawyer. 272 00:13:03,996 --> 00:13:06,172 He's using the same one from his first divorce, so... 273 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,700 Well, let me know. 274 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:10,123 Uh, hey, Lucy, you're on with Naomi. 275 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,853 Just got a call from the manager of Swingers. 276 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,973 Holt just got there, and he's in a booth making out with that model, 277 00:13:13,978 --> 00:13:15,893 - Ingrid Laska. - She's, like, three and a half 278 00:13:15,897 --> 00:13:18,430 - feet taller than him. - Oh, she's definitely worth the climb. 279 00:13:18,436 --> 00:13:20,173 Got it, Naomi. Kenny? 280 00:13:20,248 --> 00:13:21,852 Uh, yeah. Ted Rothman called again. 281 00:13:21,855 --> 00:13:23,823 All right. Not now. Get me Don. 282 00:13:23,825 --> 00:13:25,190 All right. Okay. 283 00:13:32,138 --> 00:13:34,440 - Don, Lucy. Lucy, Don. - Hi, Lucy. 284 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:37,863 - Hey, where are you? - At the park. 285 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:40,630 He's here with his kids. There's no sign of any girlfriend yet. 286 00:13:40,637 --> 00:13:43,473 Okay, I want you to leave Roy and go to Swingers coffee shop. 287 00:13:43,476 --> 00:13:45,581 Get on Holt McLaren and Ingrid Laska. 288 00:13:45,588 --> 00:13:47,292 He'll be the one in the booster seat. 289 00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:49,220 I thought you wanted me on Sharlee. 290 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:52,403 Well, I did, and now I want you on Holt McLaren. 291 00:13:54,086 --> 00:13:55,640 Don't do it, Lucy. 292 00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:57,611 It's too soon... after Julia. 293 00:13:57,616 --> 00:14:00,813 Don, this is a legitimate follow-up to last week's story. 294 00:14:00,815 --> 00:14:04,422 Excuse me. Do you have a child here at the park? 295 00:14:04,938 --> 00:14:06,421 Oh, I gotta go. 296 00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:08,013 - Do it. - Yeah. 297 00:14:08,906 --> 00:14:11,482 - Which one? - I'm... I'm going. I'm going. 298 00:14:11,487 --> 00:14:14,420 You better be! And don't come back, cabrón! 299 00:14:14,697 --> 00:14:16,071 Oh, God! 300 00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:18,901 Do you love torturing people? 301 00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:20,740 Sometimes, sweetie. 302 00:14:20,747 --> 00:14:22,953 - Looks like it's been a while. - Oh, God. 303 00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:26,063 You've never wanted the John Waters before. 304 00:14:26,726 --> 00:14:29,722 I heard you were having dinner the other night at Matsuhisa 305 00:14:29,725 --> 00:14:31,401 with Ted Rothman. 306 00:14:31,406 --> 00:14:34,541 - That's why I pay you the big bucks. - That's a ghost from the past. 307 00:14:34,546 --> 00:14:36,561 Well, the timing was right. 308 00:14:36,566 --> 00:14:39,632 Well, I guess he's had it with all the 20-year-old starlets. 309 00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:40,992 Lift your leg. 310 00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:46,060 - A deep breath. Here we go. - Oh, God! 311 00:14:47,578 --> 00:14:49,082 You're good. 312 00:14:49,136 --> 00:14:51,280 What do you got for me? 313 00:14:51,287 --> 00:14:54,690 Well, I did Zach Baer's sister yesterday. 314 00:14:54,696 --> 00:14:56,193 The artist. 315 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,560 Anyway, she told me that Zach and Genevieve 316 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,202 were actually doing it during their love scenes. 317 00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:03,310 - That's good. - Really? 318 00:15:03,616 --> 00:15:05,142 How good? 319 00:15:05,146 --> 00:15:08,220 Personal space. Sorry. Twenty-five hundred, 320 00:15:08,225 --> 00:15:11,852 and if it checks out, and we're the only ones, another 7,500. 321 00:15:11,858 --> 00:15:13,930 Plus 150 for the John Waters. 322 00:15:13,937 --> 00:15:15,502 - All right. No problem. - Careful, sweetie. 323 00:15:15,507 --> 00:15:17,932 You've only got the John, not the Waters. 324 00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:22,680 Yeah, my friend says you're selling a '72 Firebird Trans Am. 325 00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:24,383 Yeah, sweet. 326 00:15:24,388 --> 00:15:26,253 So, how's 5:30? 327 00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:28,472 Okay, perfect. 328 00:15:28,476 --> 00:15:30,043 Yeah. I'll see you then. 329 00:15:30,047 --> 00:15:32,463 Yes! Cameraman from Shock. 330 00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:34,061 Halfway home. 331 00:15:34,595 --> 00:15:36,611 You know, it's too bad that you didn't check the crew list 332 00:15:36,697 --> 00:15:38,993 in the first place. You'd be home by now. 333 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,951 You're really starting to sound like my ex-girlfriend. 334 00:15:41,956 --> 00:15:44,773 And I'm starting to understand why she's an ex. 335 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,843 By the way, why are you the one moving out when she's the one who dumped you? 336 00:15:47,845 --> 00:15:50,613 - Why is that of interest to you? - How did you guys meet? 337 00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:53,610 Uh, she approached me in line at Trader Joe's. 338 00:15:54,045 --> 00:15:56,272 Have you ever made a first move? 339 00:15:56,287 --> 00:15:57,672 Ever? 340 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,703 Okay, then. 341 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,842 So Sharlee has been paying Debbie Ann $15,000 a month 342 00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:08,193 to take care of his kids from his first marriage. 343 00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:11,270 - She feels guilty about breaking them up. - That's a whole lot of guilt. 344 00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:13,873 Let's find out how Debbie Ann feels about this breakup. 345 00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:16,792 Hey, Lucy. There's a gentleman in your office. 346 00:16:16,825 --> 00:16:20,171 Kenny, stop letting people in my office! 347 00:16:21,597 --> 00:16:23,730 Somebody revive Kenny. 348 00:16:23,736 --> 00:16:25,442 I'll get back to you. 349 00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:28,453 Uh, you don't have to look any further, 350 00:16:28,456 --> 00:16:31,333 because I will deliver I will deliver, darling, that's why. 351 00:16:31,337 --> 00:16:34,161 You know me. All right. No, I'll see you on Wednesday. 352 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:36,400 Thank you. Bye. I'm so sorry. 353 00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:38,972 Sorry. Graham Duncan. Pleasure to meet you. 354 00:16:38,978 --> 00:16:41,691 Lucy Spiller. Wish I could say the same. 355 00:16:41,787 --> 00:16:45,202 Yeah. I tend to make myself at home wherever I am. Sorry. 356 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,820 Obviously. It's a good policy. 357 00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:51,013 Except for in my office. How'd you get in the building? 358 00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:53,201 Oh, I talked my way in. Don't be alarmed. 359 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,352 Your security is excellent. 360 00:16:56,507 --> 00:16:58,480 I heard you're a big fan of my work. 361 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,460 Well, despite your entitlement issue, 362 00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:06,031 I think your Icon cover with Zach and Genevieve is extraordinary. 363 00:17:06,545 --> 00:17:08,610 I got that shot while parasailing. 364 00:17:08,968 --> 00:17:12,891 - That wasn't just luck? - God, no. Luck is for amateurs. 365 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,951 Yeah, I followed them around for 11 days. 366 00:17:14,966 --> 00:17:18,090 I'm quite obsessed with getting the ultimate shot, you know. 367 00:17:18,097 --> 00:17:19,353 Clearly. 368 00:17:20,678 --> 00:17:23,363 About Don Konkey. He's pretty good. 369 00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:26,940 - Does he work primarily with you? - We have an agreement. 370 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,321 Oh, sweet. 371 00:17:28,555 --> 00:17:30,630 No, no. I admire that kind of loyalty, 372 00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:33,122 but, personally, I prefer an open relationship. 373 00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:35,220 I find it much more pleasurable. 374 00:17:36,595 --> 00:17:38,601 Whatever satisfies you. 375 00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:44,363 Okay, well, uh, 376 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,131 I think you and I are gonna work together very, very well. 377 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:56,811 Uh, Debbie Ann. 378 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:01,490 Um, I'm... Sorry. I'm Willa McPherson with Dirt Now. 379 00:18:01,495 --> 00:18:05,413 Oh, Christ on a crutch. Could I just talk to you just for one second? 380 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,293 If you help me unload the car. 381 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,380 I have a million and one things to do today. 382 00:18:09,386 --> 00:18:11,363 - I totally understand. - If you understood, 384 00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:18,882 We had to come to you. 385 00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:21,241 Why do you think he would do something like this to Sharlee? 386 00:18:21,385 --> 00:18:23,833 Give me a break. He didn't do anything to her. 387 00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:27,071 He's a very good father, and he's always taken very good care of his kids. 388 00:18:27,077 --> 00:18:28,922 You're not helping. 389 00:18:29,406 --> 00:18:32,922 Wasn't it Sharlee that made sure you were taken care of? 390 00:18:33,407 --> 00:18:35,382 Yeah. So? 391 00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:37,630 She felt bad because she busted up our family. 392 00:18:37,635 --> 00:18:40,591 She should feel bad. She seduced my husband. 393 00:18:40,757 --> 00:18:43,940 You can put sequins on trash, but the trash still stinks. 394 00:18:44,446 --> 00:18:47,052 So, you don't think that Roy 395 00:18:47,055 --> 00:18:49,803 had any part in their breakup at all? 396 00:18:49,808 --> 00:18:51,882 No, I don't. 397 00:18:51,886 --> 00:18:55,943 It's just that these things usually aren't that one-sided, you know? 398 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,262 Well, this one is, Wendy. 399 00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:03,132 Look, I don't know what happened between the two of them, and, frankly, I don't care. 400 00:19:03,135 --> 00:19:06,142 Sharlee is getting exactly what she deserves. 401 00:19:07,528 --> 00:19:11,512 - What goes around comes around. - Uh, can I just ask one more... 402 00:19:11,515 --> 00:19:14,043 No. Leave me alone. Watch the hatch. 403 00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:25,301 She blames Sharlee? 404 00:19:25,306 --> 00:19:28,880 Roy leaves Debbie Ann, then leaves Sharlee, and he's the victim? 405 00:19:28,888 --> 00:19:30,591 Oh, such bullshit! 406 00:19:30,596 --> 00:19:33,622 It's always the other woman, never the wandering prick. 407 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,641 He's just better at working the media. 408 00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:39,390 Well, he's working way too hard to try to convince everyone he's not having an affair. 409 00:19:39,396 --> 00:19:42,300 - So find out who he's having one with. - Well, ladies, gentlemen, 410 00:19:42,308 --> 00:19:46,130 I just had a private screening this afternoon with a beautiful love scene 411 00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:50,570 where Zach Baer and Genevieve Fair were engaged in flagrante delicto. 412 00:19:50,636 --> 00:19:52,451 A foreign film? 413 00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:54,622 Screwing. 414 00:19:54,748 --> 00:19:57,200 Kauffman, it's hearsay unless you have a copy. 415 00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:59,870 - From the guy who shot it. - Seriously? 416 00:19:59,877 --> 00:20:01,503 Good work. 417 00:20:01,508 --> 00:20:04,201 - Help yourself to one of Naomi's brownies. - Thanks. 418 00:20:04,207 --> 00:20:06,382 All right. Call their publicists and see if they wanna make a statement 419 00:20:06,386 --> 00:20:08,610 before this little tidbit goes to press. 420 00:20:09,787 --> 00:20:11,420 It was unbelievable. 421 00:20:11,425 --> 00:20:14,900 The director calls "cut," and they don't stop for quite some time, right? 422 00:20:14,908 --> 00:20:17,221 - Nobody's that good an actor. - You're welcome. 423 00:20:17,227 --> 00:20:19,520 Oh. You know what? I gotta go meet Lili Steiner. 424 00:20:19,528 --> 00:20:22,481 - She's gonna show me that guesthouse. - You're welcome again. 425 00:20:28,415 --> 00:20:30,193 Is that you, Donnie? 426 00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,373 You've been on me all day, huh? 427 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,203 - Thanks for noticing. - Give me a second, okay? 428 00:20:39,846 --> 00:20:42,023 You're really dedicated, huh? 429 00:20:42,026 --> 00:20:43,961 Pretty much. 430 00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:46,271 What, slow week? 431 00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:48,362 There's gotta be better stories than me around, huh? 432 00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:50,360 Whatever you do is enough. 433 00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:52,000 For who? 434 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:54,910 Fans. 435 00:20:56,645 --> 00:20:58,940 I'm just trying to live my life, man. 436 00:20:59,346 --> 00:21:01,841 I'm just trying to take pictures of it. 437 00:21:04,006 --> 00:21:06,742 Okay. Fair enough. 438 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:14,613 If she wants to keep tabs on me, she should do it herself. 439 00:21:15,658 --> 00:21:18,120 Okay. You should tell her yourself. 440 00:21:22,556 --> 00:21:24,413 Good to see you. 441 00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:28,572 Can I get a picture of you and your friend? 442 00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:31,110 - She's a little camera shy. - She is? 443 00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:32,300 Yeah. 444 00:21:33,338 --> 00:21:35,292 Thanks, anyway. 445 00:21:40,905 --> 00:21:42,571 I'm done. 446 00:21:43,246 --> 00:21:44,820 You're not done. 447 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:48,303 I know what you're doing. It's your business. It's not mine. 448 00:21:48,596 --> 00:21:50,902 I'm not taking his picture anymore. 449 00:22:02,345 --> 00:22:04,780 Hi, Graham. This is Lucy Spiller. 450 00:22:04,786 --> 00:22:07,851 I need you to get on Holt McLaren. Send me everything you get. 451 00:22:07,856 --> 00:22:09,410 Thank you. 452 00:22:09,546 --> 00:22:11,843 Well, Lili Steiner came through in a big way. 453 00:22:11,845 --> 00:22:14,292 - She got you a place? - She was driving me up Stone Canyon 454 00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:18,900 to show me this guesthouse, when she points at this hideous faux château, 455 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,080 and she tells me that Roy Toy's ex, Debbie Ann, 456 00:22:21,086 --> 00:22:24,243 is seriously considering it for 4.2 million dollars. 457 00:22:24,246 --> 00:22:26,650 She must be window-shopping. She doesn't have that kind of money. 458 00:22:26,656 --> 00:22:29,232 No, she had a letter prequalifying her from the bank. 459 00:22:29,236 --> 00:22:32,482 Look, Roy Toy hasn't seen any other woman but his ex. 460 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:36,601 She's looking at houses she can't afford. She's blasting Sharlee and defending him. 461 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,561 He's having an affair with Debbie Ann. 462 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,592 Why would he have an affair with the same woman 463 00:22:40,597 --> 00:22:44,060 - he left for Sharlee in the first place? - Why do men do any of the things they do? 464 00:22:44,065 --> 00:22:45,562 Do you think it's inconceivable 465 00:22:45,566 --> 00:22:48,032 that he might actually be in love with her? 466 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,280 Farber, you're living in a Reese Witherspoon movie. 467 00:22:50,295 --> 00:22:52,101 You know what? I prefer a Jane Austen novel. 468 00:22:52,116 --> 00:22:55,621 Kids, prove he's having an affair. That is a great cover. 469 00:22:55,985 --> 00:22:58,251 And take Don with you. He's available. 470 00:22:58,565 --> 00:23:00,631 I can't believe Lili Steiner. 471 00:23:00,636 --> 00:23:02,310 It's so unfair. 472 00:23:10,397 --> 00:23:12,591 See, I don't think I can get it, 473 00:23:12,597 --> 00:23:15,192 'cause he's a total phone freak, 474 00:23:15,198 --> 00:23:16,830 and he never puts it down. 475 00:23:16,835 --> 00:23:18,910 Only need it for a couple of minutes. 476 00:23:18,917 --> 00:23:23,212 Now, do you want chocolate or strawberry milk? 477 00:23:23,218 --> 00:23:24,723 Strawberry. 478 00:23:24,727 --> 00:23:26,060 Okay. 479 00:23:26,065 --> 00:23:28,210 Anything digital can be tracked. 480 00:23:28,216 --> 00:23:30,421 Willa, a-at work, 481 00:23:30,425 --> 00:23:33,572 said you can hack into the card and then pull it up on the computer. 482 00:23:33,575 --> 00:23:36,620 The government does it all the time, and they know all kind of stuff. 483 00:23:36,636 --> 00:23:40,212 You know, I thought they knew stuff until 9/11. 484 00:23:40,315 --> 00:23:42,171 They don't know shit about what's going on. 485 00:23:42,228 --> 00:23:44,832 Boy, I know. I was being watched. 486 00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,313 You were? 487 00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,121 No. 488 00:23:49,517 --> 00:23:50,933 I don't know. 489 00:23:51,546 --> 00:23:54,761 I'm schizophrenic. I'm taking shots and... and getting better. 490 00:23:55,366 --> 00:23:57,220 Yeah. 491 00:23:57,925 --> 00:23:59,600 You know, 492 00:24:00,116 --> 00:24:03,560 I know what it's like to be watched all the time. 493 00:24:03,757 --> 00:24:05,502 It's pretty scary. 494 00:24:06,048 --> 00:24:08,043 Whether it's real or not. 495 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,361 Yeah. 496 00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:14,291 Do you think that Roy is gonna find out what you're doing? 497 00:24:16,715 --> 00:24:18,421 I don't have to do it. 498 00:24:23,356 --> 00:24:25,171 I wanna know. 499 00:24:27,745 --> 00:24:29,113 Okay. 500 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,130 Have them send an arrangement to my mother tomorrow. 501 00:24:37,137 --> 00:24:39,741 It's her birthday. Make sure there's lots of lilies. 502 00:24:39,755 --> 00:24:41,261 She's allergic. 503 00:24:44,926 --> 00:24:47,040 Hi. I'm Genevieve. 504 00:24:47,046 --> 00:24:49,511 I know who you are. Hi. 505 00:24:49,518 --> 00:24:52,131 Lucy Spiller. I just am shocked to see you here. 506 00:24:52,218 --> 00:24:55,590 We don't get visitors of your kind, just the occasional process server. 507 00:24:55,597 --> 00:24:58,911 Yeah. We just wanted to set the record straight about us. 508 00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:01,693 - What about you? - We had sex during our shoot. 509 00:25:01,696 --> 00:25:04,670 We couldn't help it. We're out of our minds for each other. 510 00:25:04,676 --> 00:25:06,363 Right? 511 00:25:09,868 --> 00:25:11,952 Um, how would you... Okay. 512 00:25:11,955 --> 00:25:13,823 How would you like to do an interview right now? 513 00:25:13,828 --> 00:25:17,852 - All you had to do is ask. - Great. My office is right in there. 514 00:25:17,855 --> 00:25:20,033 - Let's go. - Is that a plastic shirt? 515 00:25:20,037 --> 00:25:21,913 Yeah. And neoprene. 516 00:25:36,446 --> 00:25:38,653 Here. Here it is. Please hurry. 517 00:25:38,657 --> 00:25:40,863 He's just reading Romy Pat the Bunny. 518 00:25:41,145 --> 00:25:43,683 It's so weird. He's just playing with her 519 00:25:43,687 --> 00:25:46,060 and acting like everything's fine. 520 00:25:47,326 --> 00:25:48,871 I feel sick. 521 00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:53,531 Here. This is in case you get hungry. 522 00:25:53,535 --> 00:25:55,871 Oh, wonderful. Thank you. 523 00:26:00,745 --> 00:26:02,111 Bye. 524 00:26:06,476 --> 00:26:09,012 It's nice to remember why I got into the business. 525 00:26:09,136 --> 00:26:13,053 Yeah. I wanted to prove that good television wasn't an oxymoron. 526 00:26:13,277 --> 00:26:15,651 - Wanna know what I did today? - What? 527 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:19,460 I had corporate marketing fusion integration meetings with the parent company. 528 00:26:19,466 --> 00:26:21,412 No wonder you call so much. 529 00:26:21,425 --> 00:26:23,961 Yeah, by the way, thanks for taking my calls. 530 00:26:23,966 --> 00:26:26,090 Oh, I'm sorry. I was swamped. 531 00:26:26,095 --> 00:26:28,670 Don't even try and pull that off with me. 532 00:26:28,675 --> 00:26:30,731 You wanna take a call, you take a call. 533 00:26:30,747 --> 00:26:33,111 Look, you don't need to run away, all right? 534 00:26:33,117 --> 00:26:34,980 There's no pressure here at all. 535 00:26:34,987 --> 00:26:37,892 I just, you know... I like being with you. 536 00:26:39,638 --> 00:26:42,513 You, my friend, are a great salesman. 537 00:26:46,976 --> 00:26:49,530 You left your phone on the counter. 538 00:26:50,747 --> 00:26:52,570 Oh, my God. I'm a genius. 539 00:26:52,876 --> 00:26:56,272 Bye, baby. Daddy loves you. 540 00:27:01,046 --> 00:27:03,571 - Bye. - Whatever, yo. 541 00:27:17,396 --> 00:27:20,101 Hey, do you wanna go to the Hollywood Gold Awards with me? 542 00:27:20,936 --> 00:27:23,632 It'd actually be kind of fun if I went with you. 543 00:27:27,225 --> 00:27:28,442 Hello. 544 00:27:31,156 --> 00:27:32,622 Sure. 545 00:27:33,468 --> 00:27:35,533 Don't sound so excited. 546 00:27:35,868 --> 00:27:37,243 What? 547 00:27:51,425 --> 00:27:55,303 Brayden, if you don't get on the potty, you're gonna peeps the bed! 548 00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:57,421 One more thing about that goddamn potty, 549 00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,072 and I'm gonna shoot myself. 550 00:28:00,356 --> 00:28:01,872 Brayden! 551 00:28:01,878 --> 00:28:04,551 Roy, can you just go get him and put him on the potty, please? 552 00:28:05,158 --> 00:28:08,340 - I'm serious. Give me a gun. - He doesn't have to go. 553 00:28:08,347 --> 00:28:11,171 Well, put a Pull-Up on him if he doesn't have to go to the bathroom. 554 00:28:17,805 --> 00:28:21,250 I know he's a cheater, but he seems like a good dad. 555 00:28:21,365 --> 00:28:23,491 I mean, most guys cheat anyway, right? 556 00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:25,031 I don't know. 557 00:28:25,126 --> 00:28:27,670 Maybe you just choose guys who cheat. 558 00:28:27,677 --> 00:28:29,073 No, I don't. 559 00:28:31,727 --> 00:28:33,213 Maybe I do. 560 00:28:44,947 --> 00:28:47,393 Holy shit. They're having an affair. 561 00:28:48,187 --> 00:28:49,881 Not nice. 562 00:28:49,976 --> 00:28:52,401 Unbelievable. I don't understand. 563 00:28:52,576 --> 00:28:54,533 You don't have to understand. 564 00:28:56,108 --> 00:28:58,353 Is that a tattoo on her ass? 565 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,562 "Roy's Toy." 566 00:29:01,568 --> 00:29:03,671 Well, that seals it. We got it. 567 00:29:03,676 --> 00:29:05,952 No, no, no. Let's keep watching. 568 00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:10,512 That... Don, that's gross. Do it on your own time. 569 00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:12,072 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 570 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:14,832 Seriously, rent a video or something. 571 00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,940 - Let's go! - It's my job. 572 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,571 No wonder I like bad boys. 573 00:29:25,587 --> 00:29:29,933 Why can't we live together now? You already moved out. 574 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:32,672 Babe, if we live together now, it's gonna look funky. 575 00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:37,521 Then you should've stayed married to her for another year, 576 00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:40,183 'cause we could've gotten another million out of her. 577 00:29:40,498 --> 00:29:41,941 Oh, my God! 578 00:29:41,957 --> 00:29:44,831 His whole marriage to Sharlee was a complete scam. 579 00:29:44,928 --> 00:29:47,581 What an asshole! This is fantastic! 580 00:29:47,906 --> 00:29:50,621 The truth always comes out in the afterglow. 581 00:29:53,176 --> 00:29:55,791 You know, you're kind of s-spooky. 582 00:29:55,797 --> 00:29:57,300 In a good way. 583 00:29:58,495 --> 00:30:00,262 And so are you. 584 00:30:03,588 --> 00:30:06,901 You couldn't make this Roy Toy stuff up. Nobody would believe it. 585 00:30:06,908 --> 00:30:09,723 Never underestimate the truly... greedy. 586 00:30:10,446 --> 00:30:12,450 Who is that? 587 00:30:12,455 --> 00:30:15,051 Bond. James Bond. 588 00:30:15,058 --> 00:30:16,913 - Hi, Graham. - Hey. 589 00:30:16,918 --> 00:30:19,131 Did a great job on the Holt McLaren photos. 590 00:30:19,147 --> 00:30:20,990 You've really captured the moment. 591 00:30:21,005 --> 00:30:23,390 Thank you. I think it's brilliant. 592 00:30:23,396 --> 00:30:25,951 I mean, they really liked each other, so it made it easier for me. 593 00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:27,302 Great. 594 00:30:27,307 --> 00:30:29,031 Uh, sorry. Excuse me. 595 00:30:29,905 --> 00:30:31,112 Elaine. 596 00:30:32,446 --> 00:30:35,572 Darling, how are you? 597 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,823 Yeah, probably about 10 minutes. 598 00:30:37,905 --> 00:30:39,861 All right. I'll see you there. 599 00:30:39,956 --> 00:30:43,180 Elaine Bass? You have another assignment with Icon? 600 00:30:43,185 --> 00:30:45,831 No, no. Just a quick coffee. 601 00:30:45,835 --> 00:30:48,023 Right. All right. Well, I'll call you later. 602 00:30:48,026 --> 00:30:50,541 I look forward to that. Cheers. 603 00:30:54,865 --> 00:30:56,790 I don't wanna tell you. 604 00:30:58,445 --> 00:31:00,061 You have to. 605 00:31:01,367 --> 00:31:03,263 It's not good. 606 00:31:03,845 --> 00:31:05,403 It's not good. 607 00:31:06,976 --> 00:31:09,273 Play with my hair, Don. 608 00:31:16,826 --> 00:31:18,953 It's Debbie Ann. 609 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:21,012 They never really broke up. 610 00:31:21,015 --> 00:31:23,142 They planned it to get your money. 611 00:31:26,515 --> 00:31:28,182 What do you mean? 612 00:31:35,207 --> 00:31:37,243 They, uh... They... 613 00:31:37,248 --> 00:31:39,112 he married you, but... 614 00:31:39,116 --> 00:31:41,230 he never really left her. 615 00:31:43,556 --> 00:31:45,762 But we had Romy. 616 00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:53,112 Oh, he... 617 00:31:54,878 --> 00:31:56,802 he loved me. 618 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,601 We were... 619 00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:02,602 We were in love. 620 00:32:04,887 --> 00:32:06,401 You... You were. 621 00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:10,182 I'm sorry. 622 00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:14,191 I saw them. 623 00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:19,140 These are pictures. 624 00:32:19,156 --> 00:32:20,820 They're yours. 625 00:32:20,836 --> 00:32:23,503 Give them to your lawyer or whatever. 626 00:32:24,767 --> 00:32:26,893 You're a good friend. 627 00:32:26,928 --> 00:32:29,390 You're a really good friend. 628 00:32:32,305 --> 00:32:34,093 Thank you. 629 00:32:34,098 --> 00:32:37,052 - Are you okay? - Thank you so much. 630 00:32:40,537 --> 00:32:42,302 Thank you, Don. 631 00:32:42,857 --> 00:32:45,193 Sharlee, I'm worried about you. 632 00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:47,111 Thank you, Don. 633 00:32:49,996 --> 00:32:51,712 Thank you. 634 00:32:55,696 --> 00:32:57,923 Here. You keep some, Don. 635 00:32:57,927 --> 00:33:01,033 Sell it on the Internet if you need some money. 636 00:33:13,067 --> 00:33:15,351 What did I do? 637 00:33:18,927 --> 00:33:21,192 I'm fixing it. 638 00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:25,451 I don't want it! Help me! 639 00:33:26,736 --> 00:33:29,471 Help me get it out! 640 00:33:51,187 --> 00:33:52,781 Hey, Don! 641 00:33:56,357 --> 00:33:57,920 It's me! 642 00:33:58,415 --> 00:34:00,050 Coming! 643 00:34:07,488 --> 00:34:10,191 - Jason, you came! - Yep. 644 00:34:10,905 --> 00:34:12,840 Well, let me... let me help. 645 00:34:12,845 --> 00:34:14,982 - Let me get that. - Thanks. 646 00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,133 Look at you. 647 00:34:31,878 --> 00:34:34,083 - I need you, Donnie. - I'm here. 648 00:34:34,996 --> 00:34:35,462 I'm here. 649 00:34:40,167 --> 00:34:42,041 I like your place. 650 00:34:42,396 --> 00:34:44,812 I'm gonna get, uh, some blinds. 651 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:48,172 The kind they deliver and fix and you know, in three days. 652 00:34:50,237 --> 00:34:53,253 Sorry about the smell. I dropped some chemicals. 653 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,652 Oh, it's okay. I'm taking a shitload of them. 654 00:34:55,657 --> 00:34:57,403 Yeah? Yeah, me, too. 655 00:34:57,405 --> 00:35:00,291 - Oh, you look good. - You lost weight. 656 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:02,123 There's some, um... 657 00:35:02,127 --> 00:35:05,233 some cheese and some salami in the refrigerator. 658 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:10,771 Hey, where you going? 659 00:35:11,088 --> 00:35:14,581 I gotta deliver some photographs to Lucy. 660 00:35:14,587 --> 00:35:17,493 I just got here. I'm sorry. You know, 661 00:35:17,496 --> 00:35:21,522 the bathroom's just right around the bend right here, and here's the couch. 662 00:35:21,737 --> 00:35:25,531 And, uh, this... this is Tristan II. 663 00:35:25,796 --> 00:35:27,523 He'll keep you company. 664 00:35:30,618 --> 00:35:33,293 All right. Well, we'll catch up when you get back. 665 00:35:33,296 --> 00:35:35,991 - When I get back, we'll catch up. - It'll be good. 666 00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:40,190 It's great. I can't believe it. 667 00:35:47,835 --> 00:35:49,743 Congratulations... 668 00:35:49,745 --> 00:35:51,470 on breaking the Roy story. 669 00:35:51,728 --> 00:35:53,750 So glad I could help. 670 00:35:53,876 --> 00:35:55,702 And I'm so glad that I could steer you 671 00:35:55,707 --> 00:35:58,163 in the right direction with Zach and Genevieve. 672 00:35:58,166 --> 00:35:59,891 How about that? 673 00:36:00,546 --> 00:36:02,660 They really do love each other. 674 00:36:05,537 --> 00:36:07,902 You're an unadulterated romantic. 675 00:36:07,907 --> 00:36:10,512 "Unadulterated"? That's a lot of syllables. 676 00:36:10,528 --> 00:36:12,322 Don't hurt yourself. 677 00:36:12,326 --> 00:36:15,371 Listen, because of me, you found a great place to live. 678 00:36:15,378 --> 00:36:18,343 You should be kissing my ass. 679 00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:21,331 Can I start with your lips? 680 00:36:22,656 --> 00:36:25,343 Farber, was that a first move? 681 00:36:25,348 --> 00:36:27,052 Yeah, it was. 682 00:36:47,257 --> 00:36:49,981 No, not in there. Skeletons. 683 00:36:57,706 --> 00:37:00,370 - Hey, where you been? - Here. 684 00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,931 Oh, sweet Lord. 685 00:37:11,607 --> 00:37:13,770 Don, these are phenomenal. 686 00:37:14,655 --> 00:37:16,542 - No one else has these? - No. 687 00:37:16,547 --> 00:37:18,593 There was just me and her. 688 00:37:20,718 --> 00:37:22,611 You are a god. 689 00:37:23,076 --> 00:37:26,063 This cover is gonna kill. 690 00:37:26,068 --> 00:37:28,002 I hate it. 691 00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:33,012 Lucy, why can't we help her? 692 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:37,363 Because we're not her doctor, her family or her friends. 693 00:37:37,426 --> 00:37:41,360 I can only be her friend when you want me to be? That's not right. 694 00:37:41,365 --> 00:37:45,453 Don, celebrities sign up to be a part of this circus. 695 00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:48,323 When a clown puts on a big red rubber nose, 696 00:37:48,326 --> 00:37:51,242 he's expecting people to point and laugh. 697 00:37:51,258 --> 00:37:54,322 God knows what they'd do if we stopped watching. 698 00:37:55,078 --> 00:37:56,562 It's not right, though. 699 00:37:56,746 --> 00:37:59,260 Oh, it's not right? Don, you're getting healthier, 700 00:37:59,267 --> 00:38:02,290 so now you're developing a conscience? That's perfect. 701 00:38:06,085 --> 00:38:09,380 Oh, you can't control me, and you don't like that, do you? 702 00:38:10,326 --> 00:38:13,612 Loving people is not about controlling them! 703 00:38:13,747 --> 00:38:16,451 Okay? That's not what it's about! 704 00:38:50,965 --> 00:38:52,871 What are you doing? 705 00:38:53,947 --> 00:38:55,853 I'm glad you're here. 706 00:38:55,856 --> 00:38:58,120 I probably shouldn't be. 707 00:39:15,066 --> 00:39:16,741 What is this thing? 708 00:39:17,246 --> 00:39:19,553 I don't know. I just wanna be with you. 709 00:39:20,576 --> 00:39:22,133 Me, too. 710 00:39:27,736 --> 00:39:30,182 You know, maybe we should just start over. 711 00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:34,333 You know, 'cause I wanna get it right this time. 712 00:39:35,525 --> 00:39:37,343 We got some of it right. 713 00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:45,293 Lucy Spiller, would you like to go on a date with me? 714 00:39:45,295 --> 00:39:46,860 Yes, I would. 715 00:39:48,207 --> 00:39:50,041 How about the, um... 716 00:39:51,576 --> 00:39:53,812 the Hollywood Gold Awards? 717 00:39:53,997 --> 00:39:55,523 We can't do that. 718 00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:57,931 Besides, I'm already going with someone. 719 00:40:01,055 --> 00:40:03,731 So we're still seeing other people, huh? 720 00:40:04,317 --> 00:40:06,531 But I'll be thinking about you. 721 00:40:07,428 --> 00:40:09,790 Can this count as our first date? 722 00:40:10,087 --> 00:40:11,341 No. 723 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,712 I think we just started over. 724 00:40:13,716 --> 00:40:16,162 So I wouldn't invite you in or anything? 725 00:40:16,168 --> 00:40:17,200 No. 726 00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:20,241 That would be too soon. It might scare me off. 727 00:40:20,255 --> 00:40:22,161 I wouldn't wanna do that. 728 00:40:22,176 --> 00:40:23,283 No. 729 00:40:26,865 --> 00:40:29,313 I'd love to kiss you good night, though. 730 00:40:34,235 --> 00:40:35,942 Me, too. 731 00:41:24,577 --> 00:41:27,333 For www.Forom.com