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Nick!
We need to talk.
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Winston stays.
End of discussion.
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No, dude.
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I got your
Thanksgiving invitation.
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- Did you make this?
- Absolutely not.
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He's announcing Thanksgiving!
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With his little trumpet,
he's announcing the feast!
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It's so funny...
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We should name that
little guy Roger.
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When your testicles fell off,
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did you form lady parts,
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or is it kind of like
a Gonzo nose down there?
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It's really interesting.
Yeah.
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You see, the thing is,
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my testicles haven't fallen off...
Right.
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...it's just
the morning.
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And my testicles do
this really unique thing
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of burrowing...
when it's cold out.
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You're burning me.
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- I gotta be real with you.
- Please.
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I know how a guy can get, like,
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lost in a relationship.
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I've been there, dude.
You're snuggling,
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you're snuggling,
you're snuggling,
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and then, bam!
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Next thing you know,
you're wearing
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a jean skirt and a tube top
with no panties on,
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because you guys
said you were gonna
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dress up like each other
for Halloween.
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But she doesn't
dress up like you.
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But you still go to the party.
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I could not be
more sorry for you,
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but that's not my story.
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Stand up.
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Stand up?
Yeah.
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Okay.
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Are those Jessica's
pajama bottoms?
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It's, uh...
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football player pants for, uh,
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br-breast cancer awareness.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
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I like the way that
they hug my gronk.
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess. ♪
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Camping on Thanksgiving?
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It might be a crazy Nick idea,
but I kind of like it.
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I thought you hated
camping and nature.
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You said you were
afraid a fly was gonna
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fly in your head and
learn all your thoughts.
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I am a man,
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and men belong in wilderness.
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It really means a lot to me.
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The only thing I care about
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is that we're all together.
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And that we can all
sit down together
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and have a nice dinner.
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I 100% agree.
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I think everybody's
gonna love this idea.
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Me, too.
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- Camping? - Like we're animals?
- What the hell?
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Come on.
Hear him out.
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Let's face it.
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Our indoor Thanksgivings
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haven't been so great.
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Turkey!
Dead body!
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I think I'm into your mother.
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So this can't be worse.
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Thank you, Jessica,
I got it from here.
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All right.
This Thanksgiving,
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I want to honor the traditions
of our forefathers.
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The mighty Pilgrims
and Native Americans
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who came together
in order to survive.
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Sure, yeah.
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The first chapter in
a proud history of cooperation.
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It'll be the ultimate test
of manhood
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and our survival skills.
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- It will?
- How's this
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for a test of our manhood?
We stay at home,
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we drink beer,
we watch football.
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Manhood.
I like that idea.
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Winston, I'm talking
about real men.
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Me, too.
Men who fend for themselves.
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You're the laziest man I know.
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Okay, Jess, be honest with me.
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Has he ever been on top?
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Real men are on the bottom.
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No, they're not.
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- You're on the bottom...
- Guys, guys.
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It's Thanksgiving.
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We need to be together.
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Who's in?
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Come on, guys!
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- All right, I'm in.
- What?
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- Yeah, Schmidt!
- Yes!
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Look, my parents
were super divorced
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and they never took me camping,
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but I always thought
that I'd be incredible at it.
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Let's get ready.
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What the hell
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is on your head, Schmidt?
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It's an exact
replica of the hat.
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Viggo Mortensen wore
in Hidalgo.
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Knew you'd like it.
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Wow!
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Nice job, Miller!
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This spot's beautiful.
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I know.
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- Cece!
- Cece's here?
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I didn't know she
was gonna be here.
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Yay, I'm so happy you came!
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We're all together!
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- It makes me so excited.
- Of course!
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I mean, what could be better
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than camping in the woods
with my ex-boyfriend
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and his friend
I just made out with.
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With whom you just made out.
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- Don't.
- It's very important.
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You know I hate that.
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- Don't.
- Grammar's important.
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Seriously, don't.
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If it get awkward,
I'll come save you.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Yay!
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Hey, what's up, girl?
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Hey, Cece.
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Hey, I never, uh...
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had a chance to ask you.
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How did the, um...
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How'd your guys' date
go the other night?
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- Oh, with Cece?
- Yeah.
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Uh... it was...
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I loved it.
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I mean, it was good.
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It was cool.
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That's great.
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Super.
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- Super-duper.
- So where you thinking
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- about pitching, uh, pitching a tent?
- Thinking over there.
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- Oh, yonder?
- Yeah, sure. Yeah.
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- Yonder. - Listen, I've been
researching on the Internet
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for the past 12 hours
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everything there is
to know about the wood.
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Now I'm a...
I'm a master camper.
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So if you need any help
with anything,
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just come to me and ask, okay?
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Thanks, man.
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I don't know anything
about the wood.
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I know everything.
I'm lost.
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What is that, a tree?
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If these trees were skyscrapers,
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- you'd feel very comfortable.
- Yeah.
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I'd be right at home.
Unfortunately,
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- they're actual trees.
- Yeah.
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You're the best.
I love the hat!
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I'm sorry, is that a
solar cell phone charger?
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Yeah, I can't go more
than two days without it.
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Okay, hold on. Do you...
do you hate camping, too?
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Are you kidding me?
I absolutely hate camping.
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Then why are we here?
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Because I didn't get a say.
I never get a say.
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Whenever I want to do something,
they don't give a hoot.
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Guess who just got free passes
to a pottery seminar.
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- Get out of here.
- Winston!
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We could've made
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the craziest mugs, man.
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- Hey, Nick?
- Yeah.
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There's just beer in here. That should
last us for the first few hours,
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- actually.
- Where's the food?
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Where-where are all
the pies I made?
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Look, don't worry, Jess.
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'Cause the food is...
right here.
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I'm... sorry.
I don't understand that gesture.
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We're gonna be hunting
and foraging for our dinner,
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just like the Indians
and the Pilgrims.
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But you brought beer.
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You can't forage for beer.
And that's a necessity.
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So this is Thanksgiving meal?
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96 warm beers?
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We can do this.
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Guys, we've gotten soft!
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With our antibiotics
and our sports creams.
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Do you think George
Washington had a pet cat?
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Yeah. No. He didn't.
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He hunted them.
What?
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And he made milk and butter
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out of their spoils.
That's terrible.
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So you're saying George
Washington milked his cat?
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Nothing is sounding accurate right now.
Not at all.
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Where'd you read this?
I'm not saying
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it's gonna be easy.
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It's gonna be hard.
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But we will emerge
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out of this better friends
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and a tribe.
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I'm on board.
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Going old-school.
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Men! Killing! Hunting!
Men!
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Men! Men! Men! Men!
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Oh, my cowman's...
my cowman...
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my cowman's hat,
my cowman's hat.
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Guys, look,
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I'm as much a man
as anybody here,
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but this plan is
straight-up dookie.
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I need my sweets and
I need my parade.
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Yeah, you know what?
I'm out, too.
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Guys, guys, guys. Look.
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We're together.
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We're a family.
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It's Thanksgiving.
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And I'm sure Nick
has a plan. Right?
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- Oh, yeah. I've got a plan.
- Great.
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- You got a plan?
- The man's got a plan.
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These wilderness guides
right here detail what plants
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are safe for eating
and what traps we can build.
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Unfortunately,
I ran out of money,
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so I couldn't print out
the chapters
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on gutting and skinning, but...
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we'll worry about that
when we get there.
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Pilgrim rules.
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Men, hunters!
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Women, foragers.
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I'm not hunting.
The only Hunt I want
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is Bonnie or Helen.
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You know what I'm
talking about, Coach.
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What?
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Nick.
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This is perfect.
Primal man in nature.
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Stalking prey. Who's basically
the lady now, Coach?
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I've seen that tree six times
in the past 20 minutes.
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We're definitely moving
in a small circle.
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Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna clear a path this way.
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We will travel northbound,
I believe.
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That's not north;
that's south.
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That is south?
Then let's travel southbound.
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I'm gonna clear a path.
If something's in there
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and you get injured, I promise
you I will kill you fast.
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Scat! Scat.
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There's an animal nearby. Hey,
Schmidt, that's a raisin, man.
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That's not a raisin.
This is scat.
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Okay.
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That's poop for sure.
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I was right.
In your face, Nick.
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- In your face, Nick.
- How so?
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I don't know, he put a...
put a turd in his mouth.
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- And that's in my face?
- Yeah.
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I don't think we should
start eating
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poo yet, Schmidt.
Let's wait on that.
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You want to chase
that with some dirt?
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Does anyone have any gum?
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No.
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Not that I wanted any
in the first place.
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That's a mighty
big hole there, Nick.
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You trying to catch
a refrigerator?
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It's a bear hole.
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Bear falls in,
other stuff falls in.
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We take what the bear
doesn't want.
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Makes sense.
Classic human/bear team-up.
259
00:08:24,344 --> 00:08:25,811
I'm from Chicago.
It's the best I can do.
260
00:08:25,879 --> 00:08:27,213
Yeah, bears love to share.
261
00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,313
What are you planning
on doing with
262
00:08:28,381 --> 00:08:29,514
that bear when he falls
into the hole?
263
00:08:29,582 --> 00:08:30,916
Dude, I'm trying
the best that I can!
264
00:08:30,984 --> 00:08:32,317
We have no food.
265
00:08:32,385 --> 00:08:33,719
Let me explain something
to you, Nick.
266
00:08:33,786 --> 00:08:35,153
When you're building a trap,
267
00:08:35,221 --> 00:08:36,554
you want to customize it
to your prey.
268
00:08:36,655 --> 00:08:38,156
So, I don't know, if was trying
269
00:08:38,224 --> 00:08:39,858
to catch, say a squirrel,
270
00:08:39,892 --> 00:08:42,127
I'd want think like a squirrel.
271
00:08:42,194 --> 00:08:43,762
Allow me to demonstrate
with this trap that I built.
272
00:08:43,829 --> 00:08:45,396
How do you get into the mindset
of a squirrel?
273
00:08:47,399 --> 00:08:49,400
I'm a squirrel... right?
274
00:08:49,468 --> 00:08:50,634
You do that really well.
Look at this!
275
00:08:50,701 --> 00:08:51,802
Oh, there's some nuts here.
276
00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:52,836
Look at all these little nuts.
277
00:08:52,904 --> 00:08:54,704
You might not want to do that.
278
00:08:54,773 --> 00:08:56,673
If I needed your advice on how
to lead a spinning class,
279
00:08:56,741 --> 00:08:58,108
I'd ask you,
but this is my territory.
280
00:08:59,644 --> 00:09:01,278
- My scapula!
- Dude, are you all right?
281
00:09:01,345 --> 00:09:03,713
Aah! Aah, get it off! Aah!
282
00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:06,916
Get it!
283
00:09:06,984 --> 00:09:08,684
Get up.
Keep breathing, man.
284
00:09:08,752 --> 00:09:10,186
I don't mean to be laughing,
285
00:09:10,254 --> 00:09:11,888
but are you okay?
I'm gonna make you a sling.
286
00:09:11,955 --> 00:09:13,355
You're gonna make me a what? You
don't know how to do that. A sling.
287
00:09:13,423 --> 00:09:15,691
- Of course I do.
- What...?
288
00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:18,127
- What are you doing?
- I was an Eagle Scout.
289
00:09:18,195 --> 00:09:20,462
What are you talking about,
you were an Eagle Scout?
290
00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:22,063
- Look.
- That's actually really good.
291
00:09:22,131 --> 00:09:23,431
I'm sorry, dude.
292
00:09:23,499 --> 00:09:24,699
You wanted to be
the best at camping.
293
00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:26,401
You were so excited
about your hat.
294
00:09:26,468 --> 00:09:28,336
I didn't want to get
in the way of that.
295
00:09:28,404 --> 00:09:29,504
Plus with the whole Cece thing
or whatever.
296
00:09:29,571 --> 00:09:31,439
What are talking about?
297
00:09:33,075 --> 00:09:35,277
You're gonna let me
be the best camper.
298
00:09:35,344 --> 00:09:37,545
I am the best camper!
Yeah.
299
00:09:37,613 --> 00:09:39,746
I think this is chicory.
300
00:09:39,815 --> 00:09:41,215
It says you can eat the root.
301
00:09:41,283 --> 00:09:42,883
Or it's jasmine.
302
00:09:42,951 --> 00:09:44,952
Which will kill you.
303
00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:47,188
Hmm.
What do you guys think?
304
00:09:47,255 --> 00:09:48,655
- I'm sure it's fine.
- Yeah, just eat it.
305
00:09:48,723 --> 00:09:49,756
Hey, raspberries!
306
00:09:49,825 --> 00:09:52,526
There... Ow!
Ow.
307
00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,360
There are a lot
of brambles in here.
308
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,129
There's a country store
not far from here.
309
00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:57,917
Ow! Three and a half stars.
The reviews say,
310
00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,498
"It's functional and dusty."
311
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,067
- Ow!
- Sounds good to me.
312
00:10:01,135 --> 00:10:02,902
This is so fun.
Who wants to help?
313
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:03,903
This plan is
314
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:04,904
officially the worst.
315
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,505
We are starving.
316
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,709
Just admit, you don't want
to do this, either.
317
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,409
Okay, listen up.
Only stuff we can find
318
00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,312
in the forest, right?
319
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,781
Look at that fish.
320
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,350
It's perfect.
321
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:19,684
What?
Oh, I'm gonna grab it.
322
00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,954
I'm so hungry.
Now we get to eat, boys.
323
00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:23,755
Dude, that looks dead.
324
00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,023
Guys, stop being
negative right now.
325
00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,690
Laying on its side
means it's dead.
326
00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:28,592
I wouldn't get
in that water, man.
327
00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,394
You're gonna get beaver fever.
328
00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:32,663
Where are my
testicles now, Coach?
329
00:10:32,731 --> 00:10:34,398
When he catches that little
critter, I'm gonna show you
330
00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:35,399
how to scale it.
331
00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:36,367
Ow.
332
00:10:36,434 --> 00:10:37,368
That hurts?
333
00:10:37,435 --> 00:10:38,369
Yeah, it hurts!
334
00:10:38,436 --> 00:10:40,171
A boulder fell on my...
335
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:41,505
Is all this 'cause I teased you
336
00:10:41,573 --> 00:10:42,472
about the invite?
337
00:10:42,539 --> 00:10:43,806
Yes, it is! No regrets!
338
00:10:45,576 --> 00:10:47,077
Aw!
Aw, come on, Nick.
339
00:10:48,579 --> 00:10:50,413
Yes! Quit it.
340
00:10:50,481 --> 00:10:52,648
You guys might be right!
It might be dead!
341
00:10:52,716 --> 00:10:55,252
In fact, it was dead!
342
00:10:55,319 --> 00:10:57,220
Smells fresh...
343
00:10:57,288 --> 00:10:58,687
enough!
344
00:10:58,755 --> 00:11:00,422
Oh, come on, Winston, what?
345
00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:02,457
You just get your nails done?
Get the apple dirty!
346
00:11:02,525 --> 00:11:04,526
Grind some dirt in it,
grind some dirt in it.
347
00:11:04,594 --> 00:11:06,896
God, I'm so hungry!
Hey, hey!
348
00:11:06,963 --> 00:11:08,663
Hey.
Look what the men brought.
349
00:11:08,731 --> 00:11:10,766
Oh, hey! Hey, hey!
The plan worked.
350
00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:11,800
Hey, he looks like a fighter.
351
00:11:11,868 --> 00:11:14,402
He really was, kind of.
352
00:11:14,469 --> 00:11:15,403
- Oh, my God!
- Wow.
353
00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:17,305
I mean, well...
Whoa.
354
00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:19,207
Like a smorgasbord.
You guys did great.
355
00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,641
- Yeah, we did.
- Yep.
356
00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:22,010
Where'd you get the cashews?
357
00:11:22,077 --> 00:11:24,279
- Um, on a bush.
- Yeah.
358
00:11:24,346 --> 00:11:25,513
How about the beets?
359
00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,681
- Also a bush.
- That's right.
360
00:11:27,749 --> 00:11:28,716
Yeah.
361
00:11:28,784 --> 00:11:29,583
The avocado?
362
00:11:31,152 --> 00:11:33,954
- Also on a bush.
- That's right.
363
00:11:34,022 --> 00:11:35,755
Well, look at us.
Living off the land,
364
00:11:35,823 --> 00:11:37,190
fending for ourselves.
365
00:11:37,258 --> 00:11:39,393
We got fish and fruits,
366
00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:40,627
and this is probably gonna be
367
00:11:40,694 --> 00:11:41,661
the most delicious apple
368
00:11:41,729 --> 00:11:43,563
I've ever eaten in my life.
369
00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:49,568
"Product of Oregon"?
370
00:11:49,636 --> 00:11:51,870
We walked to Oregon?
371
00:11:51,939 --> 00:11:53,639
- What?
- What?
372
00:11:53,706 --> 00:11:55,774
That's why this cramp...
Yeah... This place...
373
00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:57,443
Come on, you think the three
of us are true dumb-asses?
374
00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:58,344
We're not. I kind of
knew from the beginning.
375
00:11:58,412 --> 00:11:59,845
I mean, there's no way.
376
00:11:59,913 --> 00:12:01,613
You just went to a store
and got all this?
377
00:12:01,681 --> 00:12:03,281
I think so.
378
00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:05,590
I think they definitely bought
everything from the store.
379
00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:08,786
The one thing I wanted was for
us all to sit down together
380
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:11,722
and have dinner, and you
can't do that without dinner.
381
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,425
We have dinner.
382
00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:15,053
That fish kind of looks
like hippo meat.
383
00:12:15,061 --> 00:12:15,994
Come on, man.
384
00:12:16,062 --> 00:12:17,062
Let's just sit down
385
00:12:17,129 --> 00:12:18,195
and eat some delicious almonds.
386
00:12:18,263 --> 00:12:19,629
- And enjoy ourselves.
- Yes.
387
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,565
And have a really nice
Thanksgiving together.
388
00:12:21,632 --> 00:12:23,500
- Come on, Nick, let's eat.
- Come on, man, let's eat.
389
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,928
I feel like how they must've
felt on the first Thanksgiving.
390
00:12:26,838 --> 00:12:28,138
Betrayed.
391
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,440
What?
392
00:12:29,507 --> 00:12:31,308
Happy Thanksgiving.
393
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,177
- Oh, come on. Nick, come on!
- Don't do this.
394
00:12:33,244 --> 00:12:35,111
FYI, the first Thanksgiving
was the good one.
395
00:12:35,179 --> 00:12:36,479
Come on, Nick!
396
00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,577
These avocados were expensive!
397
00:12:39,336 --> 00:12:40,736
Here we go.
398
00:12:40,804 --> 00:12:41,971
It smells so good.
399
00:12:42,039 --> 00:12:43,199
I can't wait till it's ready.
400
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,474
I'm gonna be so stuffed.
401
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:45,708
Ooh!
402
00:12:45,776 --> 00:12:46,942
The eyeball fell off.
403
00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:49,312
That's how you know it's good.
404
00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:52,214
They got to pop out
when it's ready, I think.
405
00:12:52,282 --> 00:12:53,849
Now that the cards
are finally on the table,
406
00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:56,085
I guess we can see who
the true camp master really is.
407
00:12:56,153 --> 00:12:58,187
The answer's me.
First one to make a flame wins.
408
00:12:58,254 --> 00:13:00,556
Let's do this.
409
00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:03,192
Now, check this out.
410
00:13:03,259 --> 00:13:04,694
This is how you make a flame.
411
00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:06,728
You go with two rocks.
One against the other.
412
00:13:06,796 --> 00:13:08,997
You create friction.
413
00:13:09,065 --> 00:13:10,598
- I'm done.
- What?
414
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:11,632
I'm done.
Well, that's
415
00:13:11,701 --> 00:13:13,267
barely a flame, it's going out.
416
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,536
Whoa! Well, goodness gracious!
What are you? A sorcerer?
417
00:13:16,438 --> 00:13:17,906
Damn it!
418
00:13:22,443 --> 00:13:24,712
Hey, mountain man.
419
00:13:24,779 --> 00:13:26,947
You want to come eat some
dirty vegetables with us?
420
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,481
I should've known those beets
weren't from nature.
421
00:13:28,549 --> 00:13:30,851
Nothing purple grows in nature.
422
00:13:30,919 --> 00:13:32,953
Look, we didn't
come through, okay?
423
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,855
You came through!
424
00:13:36,324 --> 00:13:38,191
Look, you caught a fish!
425
00:13:38,258 --> 00:13:39,458
That's really,
really impressive.
426
00:13:39,526 --> 00:13:40,459
How'd you do it?
427
00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:42,829
With my bare hands.
428
00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:44,597
- No way! You're so strong.
- Yeah.
429
00:13:44,664 --> 00:13:46,498
Yeah, it was... It fought...
430
00:13:47,601 --> 00:13:49,235
What are you doing?
431
00:13:49,302 --> 00:13:51,070
I'm not doing anything.
I think that's amazing.
432
00:13:51,138 --> 00:13:53,672
You provided for us.
433
00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:55,807
- You're a man.
- Don't patronize me, Jess.
434
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:59,111
I'm not. Ever since we
started dating, Jess,
435
00:13:59,178 --> 00:14:01,179
we've been doing
a bunch of girly stuff,
436
00:14:01,247 --> 00:14:03,648
and I like some of it
and you, but...
437
00:14:03,716 --> 00:14:05,416
my tolerance
to alcohol has, like,
438
00:14:05,484 --> 00:14:07,853
gotten really, scary low.
439
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,054
I drank three beers, and I got,
440
00:14:10,122 --> 00:14:11,722
like, all giggly and tired.
441
00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:13,323
And I didn't want a fourth.
442
00:14:13,391 --> 00:14:14,558
Last night, I had a dream
443
00:14:14,626 --> 00:14:16,526
that I was brushing a horse.
444
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:19,696
I just feel like
I'm losing myself a little.
445
00:14:19,765 --> 00:14:21,198
Just...
446
00:14:21,266 --> 00:14:23,000
let me eat
this disgusting fish and...
447
00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:25,369
- No, Nick, Nick.
- Yeah, just let me be over here.
448
00:14:25,436 --> 00:14:27,603
This is the most beautiful fish
I've ever seen.
449
00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:29,438
Don't touch... I wouldn't touch it.
It is! It is.
450
00:14:29,506 --> 00:14:31,775
Jess, don't...
Don't put your hands in...
451
00:14:31,842 --> 00:14:32,842
Oh, my Lo...
452
00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:36,212
Spit it out.
453
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:40,083
Mmm...!
454
00:14:40,151 --> 00:14:42,117
Mmm...!
455
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,952
Mmm...!
456
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,353
Fragrant.
457
00:14:45,421 --> 00:14:49,691
Mmm, I can really...
I can really taste the lake.
458
00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:51,426
Spit it out.
I feel like I'm there
459
00:14:51,494 --> 00:14:52,761
in the lake with the fish.
460
00:14:52,829 --> 00:14:54,096
Mmm!
461
00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:56,131
Bony.
462
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,365
That's gonna hurt going down.
463
00:14:58,433 --> 00:15:01,135
But I like it.
464
00:15:01,203 --> 00:15:05,039
Hurts so good! Hurts so good!
465
00:15:05,107 --> 00:15:06,473
Jess, that fish was dead
when I caught it.
466
00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:08,209
There was a sock near it.
467
00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:15,415
I'm gonna come with you.
No.
468
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,683
Jess, let me come with you.
469
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,951
Where are you going?
There's something over here.
470
00:15:18,019 --> 00:15:19,286
I'm gonna look at it.
Jess...
471
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:23,123
I'm seeing
some interesting things.
472
00:15:23,191 --> 00:15:25,625
I'm out of the office
till Friday.
473
00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:27,994
For immediate assistance,
474
00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:30,629
please call Deb at extension
A.C. Slater.
475
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,066
You guys see where she went?
476
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,100
- No.
- No. Jess?
477
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:35,668
- Jess?
- Jess?
478
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:36,768
Jess!
479
00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:37,937
- Jess?
- Jess?
480
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,471
Jess?
481
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,106
Jess!
482
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,442
I just want to see
more carpet samples
483
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,311
before I make a final decision.
484
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,545
Jess!
485
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:49,480
Jess?
486
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:52,616
Jess! Jess, where are you?
487
00:15:52,684 --> 00:15:54,319
Jess!
Jessica!
488
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:57,155
Oh, God, this is all my fault.
489
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,756
And you know what, Coach?
490
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,191
I did like the invitation.
491
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,392
I made it. And I liked
the little trumpet guy.
492
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,693
I thought he was cute.
493
00:16:03,761 --> 00:16:05,628
- He was cute as a damn button!
- What?
494
00:16:05,696 --> 00:16:07,197
So many st...
495
00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:08,531
Hey, guys, look.
There she is!
496
00:16:08,599 --> 00:16:10,667
There are dogs
that have dollar signs
497
00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:13,370
but don't even own banks.
498
00:16:13,437 --> 00:16:14,518
- Jess, we're over here!
- Jess!
499
00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:15,839
Wait, wait, wait.
500
00:16:15,907 --> 00:16:17,741
I've seen that tree before.
Jess, stop!
501
00:16:17,808 --> 00:16:19,441
The bear trap!
502
00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:22,078
- No!
- I'm coming!
503
00:16:22,145 --> 00:16:23,312
Jess!
504
00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:28,633
Headfirst? Why?
505
00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:32,226
Son of a...
506
00:16:32,294 --> 00:16:33,995
Oh, my God, Jess,
I am so sorry.
507
00:16:34,063 --> 00:16:35,429
I was an idiot.
508
00:16:35,497 --> 00:16:38,066
This Thanksgiving plan
was so stupid.
509
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:40,167
You shouldn't have eaten
that fish. I'm sorry.
510
00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:41,702
Don't let them
pay the bill, okay?
511
00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:42,769
You bring the check to me.
512
00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:45,639
No arguments, moon man.
513
00:16:45,707 --> 00:16:47,074
Oh, my God!
514
00:16:47,142 --> 00:16:48,709
Is anyone hurt?
515
00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:51,178
We're fine.
I may have cracked a few ribs,
516
00:16:51,246 --> 00:16:54,014
and, uh, Jess is delirious.
517
00:16:54,082 --> 00:16:55,615
I think she thinks
she's a rabbit.
518
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,642
Guys, we're gonna figure
something out, all right?
519
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,685
Just get us a rope
or a stick or something.
520
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,321
All right, man, so, any ideas?
What are you talk...?
521
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,828
You know what, Coach?
Don't humor me.
522
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,457
- What?
- You know what to do.
523
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,792
Look, I admit it. You're
a better camper than I am.
524
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,194
You're better at life
than I am.
525
00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:09,862
You're probably better
at dating Cece than I am.
526
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,063
I saw you guys the other night
527
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,399
inhaling each other
in front of the loft.
528
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,035
Schmidt, that's all we did.
That was it.
529
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,904
I asked her to come upstairs,
she said no, okay?
530
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,241
And now she won't return
any of my text messages.
531
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,609
She's been ignoring me
this whole trip.
532
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,111
I'm all, like, "Hey."
She's like, "Mm-hmm."
533
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,579
I'm like, "What?"
534
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,948
Why are you smiling, dude?
I'm not smiling.
535
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,450
I'm over here baring
my soul to you, dude,
536
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:33,551
and you're freaking
smiling in my face. Yeah.
537
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,019
This is the face I make
when I listen.
538
00:17:35,086 --> 00:17:36,687
All your teeth show when you listen?
I'm not.
539
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,523
You're smiling right now.
I opened up to you.
540
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,890
You're pissing me off. Stop smiling.
I'm not.
541
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,692
I will wreck you.
You're crazy, man.
542
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,926
You're nuts.
Stop it, listen to me.
543
00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:44,727
We are going to solve
this right now.
544
00:17:44,795 --> 00:17:46,062
All right, take your pants off.
545
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,197
Okay, I am no Eagle Scout,
546
00:17:47,265 --> 00:17:49,299
but I know how
to make a pants rope.
547
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:51,000
- Pants rope.
- You're a genius.
548
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:53,036
I know. Okay. Are you gonna
take off your pants?
549
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,238
Yeah, right after I take off my bra so
we can anchor the rope to the tree.
550
00:17:55,306 --> 00:17:57,174
- That's gonna happen for real?
- Just take them off now.
551
00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:59,642
Whoa, look at Winston's pants.
552
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:00,942
It's got kittens on it.
553
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,478
These aren't kittens.
554
00:18:02,546 --> 00:18:03,945
I cannot believe I'm
here voluntarily.
555
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:04,813
So stupid.
Take them off.
556
00:18:04,881 --> 00:18:06,415
They're coming off.
557
00:18:06,483 --> 00:18:09,818
Here, you guys,
grab hold of the rope.
558
00:18:09,886 --> 00:18:11,920
Okay, you go first, Jess.
559
00:18:11,988 --> 00:18:13,955
I'll be right behind you
to support you.
560
00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:16,724
- Ding, dong, ding, dong!
- What are you doing?
561
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,593
Okay, how about this? Get on
my back, I'll bring us both up.
562
00:18:18,661 --> 00:18:19,661
Back at you.
563
00:18:19,728 --> 00:18:21,262
Whoa.
564
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,330
You can do it!
565
00:18:22,398 --> 00:18:24,599
There, hold
this flashlight, buddy.
566
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,534
Grab hold.
567
00:18:26,602 --> 00:18:27,635
- Come on, Nick! Come on.
- Here we go!
568
00:18:27,703 --> 00:18:29,637
Oh, God, I'm gonna
get you out of here.
569
00:18:31,139 --> 00:18:33,407
Use your legs, Nick.
570
00:18:34,909 --> 00:18:36,210
Come on, Nick!
571
00:18:36,277 --> 00:18:37,711
Come on.
572
00:18:37,778 --> 00:18:39,979
- Ah, Winston, I hate your leggings.
- Come on.
573
00:18:40,047 --> 00:18:41,481
Almost there.
574
00:18:41,549 --> 00:18:42,649
- Let's go.
- You got it,
575
00:18:42,717 --> 00:18:43,850
you got it.
576
00:18:43,918 --> 00:18:44,884
You got it, you...
577
00:18:52,192 --> 00:18:53,626
You chubby son of a bitch.
578
00:18:53,694 --> 00:18:55,494
Yeah.
579
00:18:55,562 --> 00:18:56,762
You okay, Jess, you all right?
580
00:18:56,763 --> 00:18:58,397
Yeah!
581
00:18:58,465 --> 00:19:00,299
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
582
00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:01,667
Oh!
583
00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:07,972
Hey.
584
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,775
Thanks for saving me,
mountain man.
585
00:19:10,843 --> 00:19:13,245
So I've got good news
from the doctor:
586
00:19:13,312 --> 00:19:15,280
you don't have rabies.
587
00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:16,514
Oh.
588
00:19:16,582 --> 00:19:18,149
You have, uh, giardia
589
00:19:18,217 --> 00:19:20,851
and something called
Legionnaires' disease.
590
00:19:20,918 --> 00:19:23,887
I'm just glad they were
able to save your foot.
591
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,922
What?
592
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,524
No, nothing.
593
00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:29,126
Never mind.
594
00:19:31,763 --> 00:19:35,798
Hey, I'm sorry about
the whole camping thing.
595
00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:37,400
Oh, no, it's okay.
596
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:38,801
Ah, I was really stupid.
597
00:19:38,869 --> 00:19:40,370
I haven't been myself.
598
00:19:41,572 --> 00:19:43,572
You're the man I want.
599
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,442
All you wanted was for everyone
600
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:50,178
to be together
on Thanksgiving, Jess.
601
00:19:50,246 --> 00:19:53,014
Next year.
602
00:19:56,886 --> 00:19:58,219
Potato chips.
Chips?
603
00:19:58,287 --> 00:19:59,553
Maybe a treat.
604
00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:07,795
Listen, Coach, uh,
in the spirit of Thanksgiving,
605
00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:09,463
I thought maybe
that I could give you
606
00:20:09,531 --> 00:20:12,065
some advice about...
about Cece.
607
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:13,834
How desperate do
you think I am?
608
00:20:13,902 --> 00:20:14,967
I think you're probably
very desperate.
609
00:20:15,035 --> 00:20:16,002
I'm very desperate, I mean,
610
00:20:16,069 --> 00:20:17,537
she's giving me nothing.
611
00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:19,539
Told her she looked
pretty, she said thanks.
612
00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:20,973
Mm-hmm. What kind of
mind game is that?
613
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,209
Look, Coach, things have
always come easy to you.
614
00:20:23,277 --> 00:20:26,613
Cece is not going to be
one of those things.
615
00:20:26,681 --> 00:20:27,914
I once spent hours
616
00:20:27,981 --> 00:20:31,684
in a car with just
a cracked window for air.
617
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:33,018
She was going into a club
618
00:20:33,085 --> 00:20:35,387
and she just kind of
left me there.
619
00:20:35,455 --> 00:20:37,623
Why are you smiling about that?
620
00:20:37,691 --> 00:20:40,158
Hey, guys, I figured out
a way to save Thanksgiving.
621
00:20:40,226 --> 00:20:41,993
- I got a plan.
- Enough with the plans.
622
00:20:42,061 --> 00:20:43,462
- You suck at plans!
- Not another Nick Miller plan.
623
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:44,730
I love you, man, but you
are terrible at plans.
624
00:20:44,798 --> 00:20:46,364
Hey.
625
00:20:46,432 --> 00:20:49,867
It's still 11:48, so
happy Thanksgiving.
626
00:20:49,935 --> 00:20:51,736
What?
627
00:20:51,804 --> 00:20:54,305
Got us some Brazilian nuts,
a couple of string cheeses, and.
628
00:20:54,373 --> 00:20:55,506
Snack.
629
00:20:55,574 --> 00:20:56,741
Thank you.
630
00:20:56,809 --> 00:20:57,875
I got the parade on my phone.
631
00:20:57,943 --> 00:20:58,876
Yes.
632
00:20:58,944 --> 00:21:00,578
Made some decorations.
633
00:21:00,646 --> 00:21:01,846
I think this may be
a turkey sandwich,
634
00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:03,847
but I'm not sure,
635
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,716
and I know
this whole thing isn't...
636
00:21:05,783 --> 00:21:06,717
It's perfect.
637
00:21:06,784 --> 00:21:08,518
Look, guys, start without me
638
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:11,187
because it might be a few weeks
before I can eat again.
639
00:21:11,255 --> 00:21:13,156
You were throwing up a lot.
640
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:18,027
That was scary...
seriously.
641
00:21:18,095 --> 00:21:19,862
Okay, I'm starving actually. Let's eat.
Yeah, let's eat.
642
00:21:19,929 --> 00:21:21,163
Nick found all this food
in the woods.
643
00:21:22,499 --> 00:21:23,766
Can I have the ginger ale?
644
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,803
Yeah, Nick found that.
It's already open.
645
00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:30,833
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