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<i>Previously, on</i> Dirt...

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Don, your brother's been
in a car accident.

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I don't remember any of it.

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Jason, you came.

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Hi, Sharlee.

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Don's gonna be
your personal photographer.

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I really liked "Love Me Monday".

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Thank you.

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Get your ass

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off that wall!

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Just promise that you'll tell me
before it gets printed.

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Do you think that Roy's gonna
find out about what you're doing?

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<i>We could've gotten
another million out of her.</i>

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His whole marriage
to Sharlee was a complete scam.

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- It's not good.
- Play with my hair, Don.

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It's Debbie Ann.
They never really broke up.

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They planned it to get your money.

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Sharlee, I'm worried about you.

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You should be kissing my ass.

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Can I start with your lips?

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And you're here to convince me

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to buy your magazine.

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What's in it for Brent Barrow?

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May I?

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- I'm Lucy.
- Good to put a face to the name.

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Brent Barrow says the website
can produce more revenue.

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He wants editorial control.

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Brent Barrow shouldn't be
in control of the air-conditioning.

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Do you want to go to
the Hollywood Gold Awards with me?

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Sure.

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What is this thing?

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I don't know.
I just want to be with you.

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Me too.

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Lucy Spiller, would you like
to go on a date with me?

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Yes, I would.

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How'bout the...

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the Hollywood Gold Awards?

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We can't do that.

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Besides, I'm already going
with someone.

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Reporters have to be inside
before that.

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Come on, this is Awards Night 101.

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Thank God.

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Figure it out,
or you'll be spending the night

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with a centerpiece
sticking out of your ass.

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Hi.

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Where'd you learn
to fold one of these?

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J., don't touch that.
It's for my pinhole camera thing.

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You gonna get out today?

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- Why? Is there an eclipse or something?
- Come on.

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Doctor said you gotta get out and about.
You've been on the couch for two weeks.

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- You gotta do something.
- I am doing something.

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I'm hanging out
with my big brother.

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So?

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- You gonna bang her?
- Who?

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Who? Sharlee Cates, man.

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I told you that's just business.

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Dude, you're with her every day.

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Don't act like you haven't
thought about it, please.

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It's my job.

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- Yeah?
- Don.

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You're not like the other paps.
You're such a nice guy.

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I told you that in confidence.

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Don, please, can I see it?

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Whip it out for me, Don, please?

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Just a sneaky peeky, huh?

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Dude, my neck!

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- J., you okay?
- Kiss me, Donnie!

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You asshole!

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Man.

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Don't wait up.

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Good afternoon, Brent.

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Please. You and your friend, join us.

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Champagne is already poured.

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Get in the car.

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Hi. Welcome.

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Hi.

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Look at my little prom king.

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I love flowers.

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They're so corny.

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Tonight is gonna be
the greatest night of my life,

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because I am gonna present Mia

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with her Lifetime Achievement Award.

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And you know what?

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She asked for me.
It was completely her idea.

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I just... I love her so much.

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Here.

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Open your mouth.

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- Spearmint.
- THC.

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No, I'm good.

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Transcript: swsub.com

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Synchro:
_/Yellow Sub_

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Synchro:
::ITASA::

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Season 2 Episode 6
<i>And The Winner Is...</i>

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Love that.
Holt will be here any minute.

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I can give you a little time with him,
but then he has to do E.T.

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and thePeople photo booth.

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Will Jasmine Ford be with him?

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Are they officially together?

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Are you looking
to have a new one chewed?

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What? No. Hang on. Sorry, sweetie.

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Holt and Jasmine are
very excited to be working together.

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They have the utmost respect
and affection for each other.

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That work? There's your quote.

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Thanks.

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After the event,
do we just go back to the office?

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No. The party's just the beginning.

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Final transmissions are at 5:00.

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Lucy'll have us up making
copy changes until about 4:59.

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Danielle said

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that the close schedule changed,
so all text is locked by 4:00.

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Basically meaning...

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I know what it means.
I've done this before.

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Holt's here. It's now or never.

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Now listen, you can ask him
anything you want about the movie.

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No questions about Julia Mallory.

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Gorgeous. Hi.

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Willa from <i>DirtNow</i>. Don't say anything
stupid. I'll be right over there.

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Be charming. Don't worry.

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- Hi.
- How are you?

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- Congratulations on your nomination.
- Thank you.

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Just glad it only took
ten years' worth of work

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to get nominated for Best Newcomer.

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You believe that?

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That wasn't believable enough?
Should I try that again?

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Good luck.
My money would be on you.

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Holt will next be seen
starring opposite

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Jasmine Ford
in the drama <i>Fear Tactic</i>.

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And here comes a tender moment.

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Jasmine gives her former husband,

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baseball star Trey Paulson, a hug.

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They are truly two of
Hollywood's friendliest exes.

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Obviously they're not
screening for steroids.

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Don't be hating, baby.

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I've got nothing but love for you.

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Besides, do you really
want to call me

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on my shit with all
of your indiscretions?

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I've been sober 13 months.

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Seems like just yesterday you
were sober 13 months for the first time.

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My beauty.

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Goodbye. Come with me.

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Everybody needs you down here.

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Cute.

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<i>Now arriving,
America's princess of pop,</i>

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<i>Miss Sharlee Cates.</i>

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Sharlee, over here!

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Come on, give me a shot,

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Jesus Christ, it's Konkey!

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Okay. Own it, don't hide,

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give it to them
and get it over with.

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Do you smell cherries?

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Hey, Sharlee,

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when'd you start sleeping
with the enemy?

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Donnie and I are just friends.

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<i>And here she is,</i>

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<i>God's gift to pop, and that's
a direct quote from her, folks.</i>

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<i>Mia.</i>

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<i>Mia is receiving the Lifetime
Achievement Award tonight,</i>

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<i>and it will be given to her
by none other than Sharlee Cates.</i>

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I love this girl.

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Isn't she beautiful?

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Mia, over here!

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Come on, give me a shot!

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Oh my Gosh.

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- Hey.
- Hello, gorgeous.

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- Hi, Jasmine.
- How are you?

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Good. Did you get that
plasma screen I sent you?

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Thank you, Ted,
but it's gonna take more than that

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to get me to commit
to your mini-series.

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I thought our offer was
quite generous, to say the least.

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Bump it up from generous
to obscene and we'll talk.

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Besides, I can't take on anything
until I'm done with my boy here.

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When do you guys start that project?

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We go on location next week.

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- Lucky you.
- No.

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We're just good friends.

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Though I always fall in love
a little bit with my costar.

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What about you Holt? Do you always fall
just a little bit in love?

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No. I tend a girl
for the emotionally unavailable types.

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Now I know the party can start.

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- How are you?
- Good.

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Jasmine. Do you know Claire?

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Of course.
We worked together years ago.

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And this is Lucy Spiller

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and...

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- Tim...
- Ted.

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Ted Coleman.

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Lucy Spiller. I should be mad
at you for all the awful things

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you wrote about me this year.

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Or stop doing awful things.

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Heard great things
about The Plantation.

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Wonderful script.
Can't wait to get started.

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How'bout a toast?

193
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You need a drink.

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May good fortune reign
over all of our projects.

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Cheers.

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Can I get you to raise your arms,
please, sir?

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Sir, you're gonna
have to leave this here.

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Nice try, Konkey.

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Raise your arms, please.

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Do you want the underwire
from my bra?

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'Cause you could
probably sell it on eBay

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and take your girlfriend
to Jamaica for a month.

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You certainly know your shit,
Donnie.

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All right, I have one request
for those who win tonight.

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If you haven't been in a synagogue
or a church in the last two years,

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you can't thank God.

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Hello.

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You seem to get along
pretty well with McLaren.

209
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Why shouldn't I?

210
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His girlfriend did try to kill you

211
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and then wound up dead herself.

212
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I don't know. That'd make
most people feel a little awkward.

213
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Well, luckily, I'm a people person.

214
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Yes, you are.

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<i>... last year's Best Actress winner,
Jasmine Ford,</i>

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<i>and the star of </i>Native Speaker<i>,
Malachi Brody.</i>

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A clown, a pianist,
a little league coach.

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Jasmine.

219
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What is she doing?

220
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- That's your line.
- It's quite all right.

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A clown, a pianist,
a little league coach.

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Jasmine?

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Let's see.

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These are some of the roles

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played by the outstanding nominees
for Best Dramatic

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Male Actor.

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Now, that's awkward.

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<i>She's been sober for year,
I don't get it.</i>

229
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Maybe it's food poisoning.

230
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I've had food poisoning,
and I don't remember giggling.

231
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Okay, half the civilized world
has caught this on live TV.

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The other half will catch it
on YouTube in about two hours.

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- What happened?
- Career fallout,

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family reactions, rehab plans...

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What we didn't see,
was she drinking, when?

236
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You know, could've been pills.
Vicodin works fast.

237
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Even faster if you chase it with Atavan.

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That's what we bookworms did in college,

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in lieu of women.

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All right. What did her rep say?

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I was covering the smoking area.
I wasn't in the press room.

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You were in the smoking area

243
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because you wanted a smoke.
I was where I was supposed to be.

244
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Who said anything about you?
I was covering the smoking area

245
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It made Bee sick
and she wanted to switch.

246
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You've either slept together
or you've slept together.

247
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Either way, go do your goddamn jobs. Go.

248
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- What's wrong with you?
- How was that accusatory...

249
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That's beautiful. That's great.

250
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Okay, good. Yep. Yep, yep, yep.

251
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Why are you all smiles?

252
00:12:19,165 --> 00:12:20,534
You ever been to Bora Bora?

253
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- No, but it's on my list.
- Oh, yeah?

254
00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:27,708
Clear next week.

255
00:12:32,603 --> 00:12:35,170
Brent, I need to talk with you.

256
00:12:35,611 --> 00:12:37,032
And I with you.

257
00:12:39,076 --> 00:12:41,388
Go look at something shiny, will you?

258
00:12:41,926 --> 00:12:45,014
Remember the rights
to all theDirtNow brand extensions,

259
00:12:45,134 --> 00:12:47,562
books, TV specials, foreign editions?

260
00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:51,107
Of course. Gibson refused
to include them in the sale.

261
00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:55,653
What if I were to tell you that Gibson
has agreed to sell these to you

262
00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:57,279
for one dollar?

263
00:12:58,127 --> 00:12:59,746
That got you there, huh?

264
00:13:00,318 --> 00:13:03,285
It turns out his lawyers misinterpreted
some clause in the contract.

265
00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:07,181
If he hangs on to these rights, he's on
the hook for millions in tax liability.

266
00:13:07,301 --> 00:13:08,916
But you... you,

267
00:13:09,077 --> 00:13:12,912
on the other hand,
have no exposure to worry about.

268
00:13:13,205 --> 00:13:15,604
You are a multi-national.

269
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,059
Congratulations.

270
00:13:18,179 --> 00:13:21,345
Your holdings just increased
by a hundred million dollars.

271
00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:23,037
Wonderful.

272
00:13:26,089 --> 00:13:26,802
Now,

273
00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:29,687
- may I tell you what I wanted to say?
- Yeah.

274
00:13:31,950 --> 00:13:33,190
Switch women with me.

275
00:13:36,303 --> 00:13:37,528
I want your date.

276
00:13:39,382 --> 00:13:41,115
- Wait a minute.
- You can have mine.

277
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:46,120
- Adam, I can't just trade her off, man.
- Brent.

278
00:13:46,855 --> 00:13:49,526
A challenge is a beautiful thing,

279
00:13:49,646 --> 00:13:52,126
to lock horns, to bury a shoulder

280
00:13:52,287 --> 00:13:54,003
into the heart of an obstacle.

281
00:13:54,163 --> 00:13:56,552
Meet this challenge and stand victorious

282
00:13:56,672 --> 00:13:58,966
in a downpour of red roses.

283
00:13:59,514 --> 00:14:01,302
Fail, and wilt,

284
00:14:02,511 --> 00:14:05,008
diminished in both stature and worth.

285
00:14:13,073 --> 00:14:15,998
An artist of extraordinary
vision and creativity,

286
00:14:16,744 --> 00:14:19,611
she has had a profound impact not only

287
00:14:19,773 --> 00:14:21,810
on the American music industry,

288
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:24,683
but on the world's pop
cultural scene as well.

289
00:14:24,803 --> 00:14:25,912
Get anything?

290
00:14:26,554 --> 00:14:28,078
I got some stuff.

291
00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:30,059
Ladies and gentlemen,

292
00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:33,625
it gives me great pleasure to present
this Lifetime Achievement Award

293
00:14:33,787 --> 00:14:35,876
to my personal hero, Mia.

294
00:14:46,431 --> 00:14:47,169
Hi.

295
00:15:04,054 --> 00:15:06,650
It's tired, but the tongues
were a nice twist.

296
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,740
If I know Mia,
she's gonna stonewall the press.

297
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,340
But you have an inside pass,

298
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,832
so I want you to use it, Don.
Don't let me down.

299
00:15:18,429 --> 00:15:20,097
Don. Hey.

300
00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:22,789
Have you been drinking?

301
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,641
- No.
- Seriously.

302
00:15:27,235 --> 00:15:28,253
Allergies.

303
00:15:29,025 --> 00:15:31,675
It must be somebody's perfume
or something.

304
00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:40,542
She's at St. Margaret's,
she's suffering from exhaustion.

305
00:15:40,662 --> 00:15:41,662
That's it.

306
00:15:42,063 --> 00:15:45,072
Exhaustion?
Isn't that Hollywood for shit-faced?

307
00:15:45,317 --> 00:15:46,362
She was clean.

308
00:15:46,482 --> 00:15:49,744
Nothing but Diet Cokes
and bottled water for the past year.

309
00:15:49,864 --> 00:15:51,790
You expect me to go back to Lucy

310
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:55,582
and tell her that Jasmine Ford
blew chunks on national television

311
00:15:55,702 --> 00:15:57,084
because she need a nap?

312
00:15:57,349 --> 00:16:00,113
I've lied for my clients before.
That's my job.

313
00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:03,339
But I'm telling you, I am not lying.
She was clean.

314
00:16:04,044 --> 00:16:06,753
I think somebody slipped something
in her soda.

315
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,411
How's Jasmine?

316
00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:18,946
- They took her to the hospital.
- Really?

317
00:16:19,929 --> 00:16:21,455
Was she on something?

318
00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:24,078
Is this for the record?

319
00:16:24,346 --> 00:16:26,155
Would it make a difference?

320
00:16:26,546 --> 00:16:29,742
Nope. Just like knowing
who I'm talking to, you know?

321
00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:32,452
- You're talking to me.
- That's what I'm afraid of.

322
00:16:33,856 --> 00:16:37,733
No, I didn't see her drink anything
that wasn't carbonated all night, so...

323
00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:40,419
Did she seem upset about anything?

324
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:44,173
Well, she ran into her dick
of an ex-husband on the red carpet.

325
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,740
She seemed to get over it, so...

326
00:16:48,462 --> 00:16:50,511
Between me and you,
she's got bigger problems.

327
00:16:50,714 --> 00:16:53,084
- What?
- They want her off the movie.

328
00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:56,817
According to Cheryl, with her history,

329
00:16:56,937 --> 00:16:59,188
the studio didn't want
to bond her to begin with, so...

330
00:16:59,402 --> 00:17:01,788
- Who would replace her?
- I don't know.

331
00:17:02,401 --> 00:17:05,236
But if she looks half as good
as you in that dress,

332
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,819
then I will be one happy leading man.

333
00:17:10,831 --> 00:17:13,783
You're just saying that because
I'm emotionally unavailable.

334
00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:14,750
Maybe.

335
00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:17,282
What?

336
00:17:18,591 --> 00:17:20,101
- Tim? Timmy?
- Ted.

337
00:17:20,221 --> 00:17:22,122
- Ted?
- Timmy.

338
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:29,259
- He's not the right one.
- And you know that how?

339
00:17:29,604 --> 00:17:31,777
I can hear it in your breathing.

340
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,764
- Is that so?
- Yeah.

341
00:17:34,506 --> 00:17:37,027
It's all jagged and uneven.

342
00:17:37,428 --> 00:17:39,671
A little like it is now, you know?

343
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,769
You know, her rep said that
she's clean. I think I believe her.

344
00:17:46,889 --> 00:17:49,140
Yeah. Unless she's one
of those rare celebrities

345
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:51,999
- who's into self-destruction.
- OK, there's self-destruction,

346
00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:54,576
and then there's dropping
a nuclear warhead on your career.

347
00:17:54,696 --> 00:17:57,217
I'm not buying it. Willa,
your boyfriend the baseball player?

348
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,988
Seemed like he might get
a kick out of seeing her crash and burn.

349
00:18:00,108 --> 00:18:02,443
- Maybe he doped her.
- Her ex-husband?

350
00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:06,097
Isn't that the equivalent of the butler
did it? What's his motive?

351
00:18:06,217 --> 00:18:07,974
He's her ex-husband.

352
00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:10,957
Sold, I guess.

353
00:18:11,077 --> 00:18:13,766
You know what?
Pass me those packets of sweetener.

354
00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:14,883
What for?

355
00:18:15,607 --> 00:18:18,539
Just because I'm not a jock
doesn't mean I don't follow sports.

356
00:18:18,659 --> 00:18:20,853
Our man Trey has been known
to howl at the moon.

357
00:18:24,335 --> 00:18:26,462
I can totally see you in music videos.

358
00:18:26,582 --> 00:18:28,945
Oh, yeah. Like Kanye Eastside and stuff.

359
00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:32,415
You know, we actually have
a really good relationship with VH1.

360
00:18:32,535 --> 00:18:33,568
- Yep.
- Really?

361
00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:36,162
- I'm sure they would be interested.
- They'd go crazy, man.

362
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,348
Step on in.

363
00:18:40,973 --> 00:18:42,271
Yippee skippee.

364
00:18:43,651 --> 00:18:46,335
- Just, uh, do this.
- Did we lock the door?

365
00:18:46,497 --> 00:18:48,714
- Oh, my...
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

366
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,334
- Oh, shit.
- Don't worry. I got my own party.

367
00:18:53,269 --> 00:18:55,887
- Great. That's great.
- That's great.

368
00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:57,890
- I love that stuff.
- Great.

369
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:02,149
You don't think that what happened
to Trey's ex tonight is gonna hurt him?

370
00:19:02,269 --> 00:19:05,361
No, no. I mean, you don't have much
contact with her nowadays, do you?

371
00:19:05,481 --> 00:19:07,528
No, thank you.
I've had my fill of crazy.

372
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,525
Yeah. Man, that was
some insane shit tonight, huh?

373
00:19:10,645 --> 00:19:12,821
Yeah. But you know
who's really getting screwed here?

374
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,024
Me. Okay?

375
00:19:14,144 --> 00:19:16,617
My prenup says half of everything
that she makes, I get.

376
00:19:17,271 --> 00:19:19,149
No one's gonna hire her now.

377
00:19:19,446 --> 00:19:22,030
I swear that bitch did that
just to spite me.

378
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,581
- Oh, go ahead.
- Hey, party time.

379
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,160
- See, Paulson's too greedy.
- He wants the money.

380
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,760
- Right. And he does not like her.
- Hates her.

381
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,555
- He wouldn't jeopardize...
- the money.

382
00:19:39,717 --> 00:19:42,216
- So she's gonna lose the movie.
- The Holt McLaren movie?

383
00:19:42,336 --> 00:19:43,663
Who'd want to see that?

384
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,728
- Dumping her?
- The studio maybe.

385
00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:47,076
Jesus.

386
00:19:47,596 --> 00:19:48,856
Shut up.

387
00:19:52,954 --> 00:19:53,752
Mia?

388
00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:57,745
Ah, there she is. My heir apparent.

389
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:01,062
I... I just... I wanted
to thank you so much,

390
00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:04,709
because you have been my idol
since I can remember,

391
00:20:05,357 --> 00:20:07,161
and now out there, I'm just...

392
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,585
I'm so honored.

393
00:20:08,944 --> 00:20:09,753
Thanks.

394
00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:11,939
Thanks for stopping by.

395
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,860
Maybe we could
do the press room together

396
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,760
and that way I could be
completely honest

397
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,596
about my reaction
and it would just be about

398
00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:21,891
the music and...

399
00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:25,005
Don't take this the wrong way, Sharlee,

400
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,937
but we're... we're done here.

401
00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:29,648
Oh. I just thought...

402
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,650
Yeah, well, that's the problem.

403
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:37,795
I'm sorry, I don't... I'm
I'm not sure I understand.

404
00:20:38,096 --> 00:20:40,130
Ah, sure you do. Think about it.

405
00:20:40,653 --> 00:20:44,368
Our kiss was no different than
you flashing your getting out of a limo

406
00:20:44,488 --> 00:20:46,415
or cutting your hair for the paparazzi.

407
00:20:47,828 --> 00:20:50,478
We're in the business
of being provocative

408
00:20:50,785 --> 00:20:52,043
That's our job.

409
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:54,409
Staying relevant in a world

410
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:57,426
with an attention spin of a magpie

411
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:01,118
The way I look at it,
I just added another 5 minutes

412
00:21:01,238 --> 00:21:03,283
to what little is left of your 15.

413
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:09,084
Don't get me wrong, Sharlee.

414
00:21:09,681 --> 00:21:13,297
I do admire you in your dead animal.

415
00:21:14,387 --> 00:21:17,112
We're all creations
to a degree, but you,

416
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:21,064
you've built an empire
on nothing but smoke

417
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:22,910
and nary enough talent

418
00:21:23,538 --> 00:21:25,571
or gray matter to float a spoon.

419
00:21:30,004 --> 00:21:31,336
You're welcome.

420
00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:36,585
You know, all this bitterness?

421
00:21:37,311 --> 00:21:38,508
Makes you look old.

422
00:21:43,279 --> 00:21:44,886
Hey, can I bum a smoke?

423
00:21:47,127 --> 00:21:47,881
Sure.

424
00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:50,758
Haven't had a cigarette
in almost three years.

425
00:21:50,878 --> 00:21:53,482
Not a day goes by where
I don't think about lighting one up.

426
00:21:55,675 --> 00:21:56,944
Can I get a light?

427
00:22:03,377 --> 00:22:04,675
Gave up gambling,

428
00:22:05,226 --> 00:22:06,533
I gave up smoking.

429
00:22:07,881 --> 00:22:09,121
Booze and pussy.

430
00:22:10,378 --> 00:22:11,918
That's all I got left.

431
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:15,310
I'm sure as hell not giving up
either one of those.

432
00:22:15,536 --> 00:22:16,554
I hear you.

433
00:22:17,755 --> 00:22:20,759
Especially with the piece of ass
I'm banging right now.

434
00:22:21,128 --> 00:22:23,502
I mean, I've had my fair share,
you know?

435
00:22:23,622 --> 00:22:25,824
How could you not, living in this town?

436
00:22:26,622 --> 00:22:28,725
But I gotta be honest with you, man.

437
00:22:29,309 --> 00:22:31,367
Lucy Spiller, she's one horny girl.

438
00:22:34,839 --> 00:22:37,186
I know she looks
all hard on the outside,

439
00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:41,321
but I get her bent over my sofa,
I smack her ass a little bit,

440
00:22:41,608 --> 00:22:43,331
she starts howling at...

441
00:22:47,905 --> 00:22:51,038
How'd that work out for you, Timmy?
Got something else to say, buddy?

442
00:22:58,636 --> 00:23:00,573
What are you thinking?

443
00:23:02,643 --> 00:23:04,193
I'm sorry, all right?

444
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,265
I shouldn't have, but he
had it coming to him.

445
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,340
Because of what? What did he say?

446
00:23:08,576 --> 00:23:11,175
That I was a slut? That I put out?

447
00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,017
What are you, 16?

448
00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:15,741
What world are you living in?

449
00:23:16,215 --> 00:23:17,365
He played you.

450
00:23:18,055 --> 00:23:19,483
All right. So what? So he played me.

451
00:23:19,644 --> 00:23:20,527
Who cares?

452
00:23:21,134 --> 00:23:22,403
This is a big mistake.

453
00:23:22,565 --> 00:23:24,280
It's a big mistake,
and you're making it.

454
00:23:31,044 --> 00:23:33,322
Your friend Adam is quite a character.

455
00:23:33,719 --> 00:23:35,738
Oho. You like him?

456
00:23:37,553 --> 00:23:40,482
He's rich, handsome, arrogant.

457
00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:43,428
And he looks at me like
I'm covered in Béarnaise sauce.

458
00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:44,998
What's not to like?

459
00:23:45,547 --> 00:23:46,547
Well,

460
00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:48,719
he told me that

461
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,266
he finds you very attractive.

462
00:23:51,785 --> 00:23:53,934
Is that my cue to jump up
and down and clap?

463
00:23:54,095 --> 00:23:56,645
Oh, what is it with beautiful
women and bile?

464
00:23:57,210 --> 00:24:00,241
What is it about rich
men and entitlement?

465
00:24:00,361 --> 00:24:02,242
I'm just saying...

466
00:24:03,236 --> 00:24:04,653
might be interesting.

467
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,614
So let me get this straight.

468
00:24:06,734 --> 00:24:09,034
You're pimping me off to your boss.

469
00:24:09,362 --> 00:24:11,081
Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen.

470
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,578
I love you like...

471
00:24:12,835 --> 00:24:15,930
like an 18-year-old scotch,

472
00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:17,680
but let's not rewrite history here.

473
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,994
Before tonight, I hadn't
seen you in three months.

474
00:24:20,114 --> 00:24:22,311
All right. True. So I see how one could

475
00:24:22,431 --> 00:24:24,993
construe that to mean they
have the right to trade me

476
00:24:25,113 --> 00:24:27,594
- like an old baseball card.
- I'm not trading you, sweetheart.

477
00:24:28,389 --> 00:24:29,939
I'm not. I'm... I'm...

478
00:24:30,623 --> 00:24:32,073
I'm alerting you...

479
00:24:32,992 --> 00:24:34,980
to an opportunity.

480
00:24:41,936 --> 00:24:43,806
One million dollars for one night.

481
00:24:43,926 --> 00:24:45,861
- Oh, God.
- Just like the movie.

482
00:24:46,748 --> 00:24:48,442
Two if his girlfriend sticks around.

483
00:24:48,562 --> 00:24:50,712
The guy can have anybody he wants.

484
00:24:50,998 --> 00:24:53,048
He doesn't have to pay for sex.

485
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,217
Sweetheart,

486
00:24:55,893 --> 00:24:57,373
everybody pays for sex.

487
00:24:59,389 --> 00:25:01,750
Speak of the devil.

488
00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:07,029
You have very beautiful toes.

489
00:25:10,413 --> 00:25:11,920
Don't you think I tried the agents?

490
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,515
Nobody is going to say anything
until they cast a replacement.

491
00:25:14,635 --> 00:25:17,307
- Quiet. Sorry, Greg, what was that?
- Don't tell...

492
00:25:17,427 --> 00:25:18,453
Yeah.

493
00:25:19,279 --> 00:25:20,344
Got it.

494
00:25:20,464 --> 00:25:21,714
No. Thanks, man.

495
00:25:22,086 --> 00:25:23,942
Okay. Um, he heard the execs say

496
00:25:24,266 --> 00:25:26,669
that the whole thing
is a blessing in disguise.

497
00:25:26,789 --> 00:25:29,139
Okay? Studio had buyer's remorse
on her deal from the get-go.

498
00:25:29,259 --> 00:25:31,262
They even floated the idea to her agents

499
00:25:31,382 --> 00:25:33,034
of putting her on a different movie.

500
00:25:33,959 --> 00:25:35,209
How fortuitous.

501
00:25:36,094 --> 00:25:38,027
You don't think it was
the studio that doped her

502
00:25:38,147 --> 00:25:39,999
so that they could cancel her contract?

503
00:25:40,421 --> 00:25:42,032
Why not? This is Hollywood.

504
00:25:42,152 --> 00:25:44,588
Do you have those business
affairs sources at the studio?

505
00:25:44,906 --> 00:25:47,356
Who do you think I'm calling, Einstein?

506
00:26:00,849 --> 00:26:02,099
Open your mouth.

507
00:26:03,023 --> 00:26:04,440
- I talked to Jen.
- Who?

508
00:26:04,725 --> 00:26:06,075
- My date.
- Oh.

509
00:26:07,553 --> 00:26:10,306
They usually take 30 minutes to kick in.

510
00:26:10,426 --> 00:26:11,476
Special blend.

511
00:26:11,596 --> 00:26:15,218
A little E, a little speed,
a little DXM.

512
00:26:15,338 --> 00:26:17,684
She wants a million dollars
for the night.

513
00:26:17,804 --> 00:26:20,040
Two if Nicolina's on the dance card.

514
00:26:20,491 --> 00:26:21,879
Brent, Brent,

515
00:26:23,287 --> 00:26:24,099
Brent.

516
00:26:24,219 --> 00:26:26,154
An ambiguously worded clause my lawyers

517
00:26:26,274 --> 00:26:28,159
would have found eventually
is one thing,

518
00:26:28,279 --> 00:26:31,092
but this is a real test of your value.

519
00:26:31,795 --> 00:26:34,684
My offer to Jen is my
company, nothing else.

520
00:26:35,569 --> 00:26:36,681
Work with that.

521
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:49,860
- I'm sorry.
- For what?

522
00:26:51,342 --> 00:26:53,197
Come on, you're too
smart to play stupid.

523
00:26:53,507 --> 00:26:55,994
Really?
I think I played stupid really well.

524
00:27:00,951 --> 00:27:02,169
Do you love him?

525
00:27:05,352 --> 00:27:06,252
I don't know.

526
00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:13,551
What?

527
00:27:14,681 --> 00:27:16,345
I thought we weren't gonna play stupid.

528
00:27:20,970 --> 00:27:22,004
Bye.

529
00:27:30,712 --> 00:27:32,362
I really love what I do.

530
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,025
I'm ashamed at

531
00:27:38,231 --> 00:27:40,119
how much I love what I do, but...

532
00:27:42,707 --> 00:27:44,857
if I couldn't do anything in life,

533
00:27:47,241 --> 00:27:48,491
the music is...

534
00:27:52,233 --> 00:27:54,183
I think you sing beautifully.

535
00:27:58,655 --> 00:27:59,656
Really?

536
00:28:00,448 --> 00:28:03,498
Tattered? Your third CD?
It's all I listen to now.

537
00:28:03,915 --> 00:28:06,565
I'm 41 years old,
and it's all I listen to.

538
00:28:08,296 --> 00:28:09,807
I love the incongruity.

539
00:28:11,494 --> 00:28:12,562
What is that?

540
00:28:12,682 --> 00:28:15,370
You know,
the absurdity of something when...

541
00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:17,657
you know, like, when
things don't go together.

542
00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:22,061
Like us?

543
00:28:23,513 --> 00:28:24,515
Yeah.

544
00:28:30,678 --> 00:28:32,228
Will you kiss me, Don?

545
00:28:35,459 --> 00:28:37,109
Like normal people kiss?

546
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,863
It's an early slide to the events.

547
00:29:02,983 --> 00:29:06,733
Art Department's already got them.
They just need your approval.

548
00:29:13,353 --> 00:29:16,090
Oh. We thought you could
use that for the Ed. Letter.

549
00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:20,969
Claire Leland's movie, The Plantation.

550
00:29:21,439 --> 00:29:23,889
Call your source and see
if they have a start date.

551
00:29:26,108 --> 00:29:27,393
I presented your offer.

552
00:29:27,869 --> 00:29:28,875
And?

553
00:29:32,534 --> 00:29:34,784
I wish they'd let you smoke in here.

554
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,242
What?

555
00:29:39,752 --> 00:29:41,573
- That's it?
- Apparently.

556
00:29:49,574 --> 00:29:50,749
You like my Jaguar?

557
00:29:51,986 --> 00:29:53,127
It's all right.

558
00:29:54,477 --> 00:29:56,027
Just had it detailed.

559
00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:58,425
Well, you should get your money back,

560
00:29:58,545 --> 00:30:01,995
'cause you can still smell
the desperation when you get in.

561
00:30:09,276 --> 00:30:10,726
What you do tonight

562
00:30:11,242 --> 00:30:12,392
to one person

563
00:30:15,233 --> 00:30:16,383
I've had to do

564
00:30:16,977 --> 00:30:18,251
countless times

565
00:30:18,371 --> 00:30:19,372
over

566
00:30:20,474 --> 00:30:21,281
years.

567
00:30:22,848 --> 00:30:25,598
I can't tell if you're
bragging or lamenting.

568
00:30:32,171 --> 00:30:33,321
Do me a favor.

569
00:30:34,053 --> 00:30:35,928
If the world should go
up in flames tomorrow

570
00:30:36,048 --> 00:30:38,098
and it's just you and me left...

571
00:30:40,114 --> 00:30:41,864
pretend you didn't see me.

572
00:30:50,488 --> 00:30:51,638
[Lucy] Claire.

573
00:30:53,636 --> 00:30:54,938
Congratulations.

574
00:30:55,058 --> 00:30:56,919
- For what?
- Your new job.

575
00:30:57,550 --> 00:31:00,500
You're taking Jasmine
Ford's part in Fear Tactic.

576
00:31:01,023 --> 00:31:02,447
I doubt it. I think I'd have heard.

577
00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:05,741
Well, you heard about The Plantation.
I mean, it's shutting down.

578
00:31:06,709 --> 00:31:08,559
- I had no idea.
- Really?

579
00:31:09,488 --> 00:31:11,032
What... What was it?

580
00:31:11,654 --> 00:31:14,816
Was it ketamine that you
put in Jasmine's Diet Coke?

581
00:31:15,171 --> 00:31:16,794
Or PCP? Rohypnol?

582
00:31:18,071 --> 00:31:20,088
Did you do it by yourself,
or did you get help?

583
00:31:20,294 --> 00:31:22,866
You're starting to sound
like your magazine.

584
00:31:22,986 --> 00:31:24,293
Why don't you save it for your memoirs,

585
00:31:24,413 --> 00:31:26,104
because you'll never
be allowed to print it.

586
00:31:26,224 --> 00:31:27,596
I'm sure I'll find a way.

587
00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:30,759
Good luck.

588
00:31:48,388 --> 00:31:50,285
I've decided to keep both women.

589
00:31:51,265 --> 00:31:54,079
But in exchange, you get

590
00:31:54,638 --> 00:31:56,872
the website and the options,

591
00:31:56,992 --> 00:32:00,902
and since you did discover the
properties before my lawyers,

592
00:32:01,207 --> 00:32:03,157
let's add a finder's fee, say,

593
00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:06,172
two and a half percent
on the hundred mil?

594
00:32:14,830 --> 00:32:18,580
A little something for all your
efforts tonight. One of my assistants

595
00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:20,173
just dropped it off.

596
00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:22,176
It's outside.

597
00:32:44,944 --> 00:32:47,598
All right!

598
00:33:16,991 --> 00:33:19,716
One! Two! One two three four!

599
00:33:35,363 --> 00:33:36,613
What'd you get?

600
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:40,169
Oh, I gotta go home and look...
look at some stuff.

601
00:33:41,179 --> 00:33:42,829
All right, Don, stop it.

602
00:33:43,286 --> 00:33:45,236
What about the tape recorder?

603
00:33:46,169 --> 00:33:47,429
Don, I need this.

604
00:33:48,022 --> 00:33:49,772
I have nothing on Jasmine.

605
00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:52,699
I don't have anything else.
Sharlee and Mia, that is it.

606
00:33:52,902 --> 00:33:55,786
I'm sorry, Lucy. You know,
there's nothing there.

607
00:33:56,349 --> 00:33:59,164
Sharlee went and said
hi to Mia, and that was it.

608
00:34:00,098 --> 00:34:01,376
I couldn't get a story.

609
00:34:01,678 --> 00:34:02,838
Okay, which was it?

610
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,004
There was nothing there
or you couldn't get it?

611
00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:06,696
Nothing there.

612
00:34:07,553 --> 00:34:09,681
Okay. I don't believe you.

613
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:12,508
Give me the recorder.

614
00:34:13,435 --> 00:34:14,815
Don, give it to me.

615
00:34:14,935 --> 00:34:17,196
She is not a person, she is a product.

616
00:34:18,055 --> 00:34:20,811
If you can't remember that,
maybe you should take some time off.

617
00:34:35,545 --> 00:34:36,875
I should've called.

618
00:34:36,995 --> 00:34:40,186
- Forget it.
- No, it's... E-mails are so impersonal.

619
00:34:40,306 --> 00:34:42,582
- You know, I just... I just thought...
- I never got an e-mail.

620
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,499
I sent it from my personal account.

621
00:34:46,946 --> 00:34:49,188
I don't open e-mails
from unknown senders.

622
00:34:49,308 --> 00:34:50,736
Well, I figured that

623
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,376
after we slept together,
the least I could do

624
00:34:52,496 --> 00:34:54,946
is give you my personal e-mail address.

625
00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:58,391
That is so sweet.

626
00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:00,605
Well, I try.

627
00:35:10,466 --> 00:35:11,943
- What did it say?
- What?

628
00:35:12,063 --> 00:35:14,964
- The e-mail. What did it say?
- It said that I think you're actually

629
00:35:15,084 --> 00:35:17,045
- a very good reporter.
- Hmm.

630
00:35:26,432 --> 00:35:28,582
Lucy, Lucy, do you like this one?

631
00:35:32,889 --> 00:35:35,039
Okay, all right, I need a minute!

632
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,800
Um, she needs a minute.

633
00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:19,846
Oh, Don.

634
00:37:04,162 --> 00:37:05,512
I want to see you.

635
00:37:11,338 --> 00:37:13,542
What? You know the drill.

636
00:37:14,038 --> 00:37:15,288
Close the book.

637
00:39:06,323 --> 00:39:10,309
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