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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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This is some party!
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Hideki's doing it right.
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He's doing it exactly right.
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This is one of the craziest
parties I've ever been to.
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And as you know,
I'm friend..I'm friendly.
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I'm friendsly with Shaun White.
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Oh, my God.
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Is that... Donna
Nicole Marie Banelli?
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Hey, Banelli, you got a lot
of nerve showing up here!
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So what? So what?
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It's a free world.
So what?
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Excuse me, Stan.
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That's the bitch who gave all
my ideas to Michael Crichton.
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Hideki!
Happy birthday, man!
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You're doing it just right!
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This party,
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that double-breasted jacket
you're wearing with corduroys,
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the '70s pornography
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you're projecting on the wall outside.
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These two things here.
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These are the last two
Etruscan urns in existence.
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Geez, Hide, how do you do it?
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You can have anything you want
if you just trust your gut.
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I don't always understand
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why my gut is telling me to do something,
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but I always do it, because
it has never steered me wrong.
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Oh, my God, you destroyed one of the urns!
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Making this one the last one in existence.
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It's priceless now!
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Ha, that's right.
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Thank you, gut.
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So, what happened?
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Wasn't her.
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And now, the final Lego
to complete our official entry
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into the tri-county
Lego competition!
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The four stages of Ron Howard.
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Opie, Richie Cunningham
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and Ron Howard, the director with...
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and without hat.
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Not bad.
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I love it, and I still don't
know who Ron Howard is.
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What, are you an idiot?
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He's only one of the most popular
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mainstream directors of our time.
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Ron Howard's okay,
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but I prefer indie films.
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Wait a minute.
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Do you smell that?
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Corned beef, tongue, whitefish salad.
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Oh, no.
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A deli platter.
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That can only mean one thing.
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Mom, who died?
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Schmuely.
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Uncle Ira?
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What are you doing here?
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How shall I put this?
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You're a child,
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and you're gonna remember this
for the rest of your life,
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so I want to make sure I say this right.
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Your dad is dead!
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He's dead!
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Man, that Hideki does it right.
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What a perfect party.
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Well, not entirely perfect.
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The cake?
You noticed, too?
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Don't you hate it when you're at a party
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and you have to wait, like,
forever for a piece of cake?
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Yeah, but they have
to cut the cake somehow.
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But what if they didn't?
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You mean, what if they got enough cakes
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to give each and every
person their own entire cake?
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No, that's not what
I'm talking about at all.
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I mean, what if there was some
way to cut all the pieces...
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At the same time?
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Like some sort of...
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Gridded wire blade system
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that could quickly and conveniently...
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Dice the cake into
appropriately-sized pieces
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with one simple cut?
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Yes! It could even be
dishwasher-safe,
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and the wire blades could...
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Roll into the handles
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so it would fit in a kitchen drawer for...
Easy...
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- No...
- Nonsense... - Storage?
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We could call it "Piece of Cake"
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because it makes
cutting a piece of cake...
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A piece of cake!
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What was that?
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I think that
was... my gut.
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Oh, my God, this is just like Hideki!
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If we listen to it, we'll get rich!
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Do you really think it could work?
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I think someone does.
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They need to be together.
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What's that?
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Need an investor?
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Oh, my God, we're really doing this!
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I know, it's really gonna happen!
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And the best part is we'll be...
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equal partners.
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With only a verbal contract
based on trust.
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What more is necessary among friends?
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Snot?
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Wh-What are you doing here?
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Why aren't you at your dad's funeral?
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I'm not going.
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You're not going
to your own dad's funeral?
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It's all the way in Stockton.
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And my mom isn't going.
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And besides, I didn't even know him.
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At best, we were... "friendsly."
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Now, come on, we're gonna be
late for the Lego competition.
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Whoa, whoa.
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You're not going to the Lego competition.
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Snot, if you don't go
to your dad's funeral,
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you're gonna regret it
for the rest of your life.
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Like when I cut off my rat tail.
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Steve, this is not a big deal to me.
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I really don't care.
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Because you're in denial.
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How do I make this clear to you?
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Opie!
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What the hell, Steve?
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New plan.
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Barry, how much gas you got?
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A half tank, but it's a big tank.
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Why?
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Because we're going to California.
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We're taking Snot to his dad's funeral.
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I said I don't want to go.
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Snot, come on.
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You know what you would do right now
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if this were one of your indie movies.
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You'd drop everything you were doing,
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hop in this car
and take a cross-country trip
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to your estranged father's funeral.
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And you know where your best friends
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in the whole world are gonna be?
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Right there beside you
every step of the way.
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I care about you way too much
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to let you miss something this big.
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Fine, but I'm telling you,
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I'm gonna get to that funeral
and still not feel anything
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about my dad dying.
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I promise you, buddy,
by the time we get there,
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you're gonna be an emotional wreck.
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♪ I want you to move
to California for yourself ♪
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We went out in search
of a way to say good-bye
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to an absent father,
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but we found a lot more than that.
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We found each other.
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Not to mention ourselves.
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And like the open road...
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we are infinite.
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Will you shut up?
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You've been narrating for four hours.
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I can't believe your dad is dead.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Fine.
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My dad was never there
for me when he was alive,
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so it doesn't feel
like anything's changed.
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I mean, he was in and out
of my life until I was eight,
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and then he disappeared completely.
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I used to get all excited
when he was around
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'cause he'd give me Cheetos for breakfast.
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It wasn't until I got older
that I came to understand
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that he did that because
he didn't care about me at a.
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He didn't even care enough
to get me real Cheetos.
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It was some off-brand knockoff
called "Cheese O's."
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I had no idea that while I was swimming
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in name-brand snack foods,
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everything was so weird for you.
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I'm gonna need a minute, guys.
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Look, there's a lonely hitchhiker.
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Let's pick him up and you can analyze him.
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Thanks for the ride.
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I was standing out there
for quite a while.
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It's cool, man.
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We're on a pretty heavy trip ourselves.
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His dad died.
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So, yeah, there's that.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that.
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Thanks, but I didn't really...
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Yeah.
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It's been pretty rough on all of us.
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Barry, pull over.
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We need to wander around the woods.
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You've been running
from your feelings, Snot.
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But that ends here.
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The only thing more natural than nature
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is feelings.
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Okay, I'm out.
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I don't think I can
relate to this journey.
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The truth is I have a
serious meth addiction
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and I need to get to an
underpass before nightfall.
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Good luck and Godspeed.
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That could be your dad right now.
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Ca-caw!
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What the hell is that thing?
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It represents your dad.
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I was thinking you could scream
at it or burn it or something.
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I'm not gonna do that.
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Snot, you need to process this!
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This is a big deal!
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Yeah, it's my big deal!
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And I am not gonna pretend to have
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some big theatrical reaction to this
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just to make you happy!
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But you should have some reaction.
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You have to feel something!
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He was your dad.
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And now he's gone.
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We're all gonna die, Steven!
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I'm gonna die!
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You're gonna die!
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Everyone dies!
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Do you really think any of this
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is going to last forever?
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'Cause it's not!
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Your dad's death is tearing us apart!
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We are all alone in the universe.
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We are not alone!
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We're in this together!
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We are born alone and we die alone.
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Why am I here?
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I don't know why I'm here.
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Wait a minute.
Where's Toshi?
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Toshi?
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Tosh!
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Toshi!
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Toshi, where are you?
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Toshi, please come back!
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Toshi!
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It's so hot in this corn.
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I found him!
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What are you talking about?
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Please go.
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The secret to the "Piece of Cake" system
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is the real aluminum wire,
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which is spun to perfection in China.
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Where they know how to spin wire.
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This wire is safe to touch.
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You will not cut yourself on this wire.
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This wire retracts into
the handles for easy storage.
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I could just go on and on about this wire,
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but the real proof is in the puddin',
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or the cake, as I should have said,
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because we are about
to slice up some cake!
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I don't know about you,
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but I am glad I came to work today.
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Now, just watch this.
Look at this.
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Watch and see how amazing this is.
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Look! Look! Look! Look!
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Look at this!
Look at this! Look!
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Now, I've heard stories
of people running this system
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under hot water
and using it on ice-cream cake!
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We don't have time to
dillydally, so we're just
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going to get a room, shower up,
267
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and then get right back on the road.
268
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Um, hi.
269
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Can I help you with your cello?
270
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No. It's my suitcase.
271
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I just don't think all suitcases
272
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,876
should be rectangles, you know?
273
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,277
I think sometimes suitcases
274
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,446
can be cello cases with clothes in them.
275
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,282
What are you doing here?
276
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,584
I'm traveling cross-country
taking Polaroid pictures
277
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,853
of people walking other people's dogs.
278
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,255
It's pretty hard to tell,
279
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,689
but I didn't become an artist
280
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,358
because it was easy.
281
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,726
You're amazing.
282
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,362
I'm actually a total dork.
283
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,264
I got to get something to eat.
284
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,099
I'm starving.
285
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:12,478
Where were you?!
Where were you?!
286
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,079
Where were you?!
287
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,265
Move.
288
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,969
You can move that way
or you can move that way,
289
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,004
but you got to move.
290
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,344
You're right.
291
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,713
I've been frozen inside.
292
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Stuck.
293
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,149
Now I understand
294
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,117
what Steve was trying to do for me.
295
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,319
I got to get to this funeral.
296
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,321
I've got to move.
297
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,689
Yes, move.
298
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,158
I must clean.
299
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,727
Frat boys poop all over room.
300
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,929
And in the lobby!
301
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,633
They only do this 'cause I Tri Delt.
302
00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:15,191
Yeah, so his dad is dead
303
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,793
and we're heading to the funeral.
304
00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:18,261
It's rough, because his dad
305
00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:20,196
was never really there for him, so...
306
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,432
you know,
it's-it's rough.
307
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:24,534
He's also pretty poor.
308
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,135
Well, with a friend like you,
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00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:28,538
he's got more than most.
310
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,376
I'm gonna leave this picture
311
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,877
at a gas station.
312
00:16:39,683 --> 00:16:40,917
Steve, I get it now.
313
00:16:40,951 --> 00:16:43,086
I get why I have to go
to my dad's funeral.
314
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,587
And I owe it all to you.
315
00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:45,688
That-that's great, buddy.
316
00:16:45,723 --> 00:16:47,390
And I want to talk all about it
317
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,524
the minute you get back.
318
00:16:48,559 --> 00:16:50,560
Just you and me in the buddy closet.
319
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,930
You're not going with me
to my dad's funeral?
320
00:16:53,964 --> 00:16:56,499
I would love to,
but-but this girl,
321
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:59,268
this-this incredibly
hard-to-define girl...
322
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,005
I think she's the one.
323
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,540
And that I would meet her now,
324
00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:06,376
while you're going through your thing...
325
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:08,010
what wonderfully transformative time
326
00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:09,212
for both of us!
327
00:17:09,246 --> 00:17:10,279
But...
328
00:17:10,314 --> 00:17:11,781
Life.
329
00:17:11,815 --> 00:17:13,383
Am I right?
330
00:17:18,389 --> 00:17:20,456
I can't believe Steve bailed
331
00:17:20,491 --> 00:17:22,258
after everything we've been through.
332
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,694
Thanks for being here for me, Barry.
333
00:17:24,728 --> 00:17:26,396
Hey, I just feel good
334
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,431
taking you to your dad's funeral.
335
00:17:47,851 --> 00:17:50,987
I just realized I don't know your name.
336
00:17:51,021 --> 00:17:52,221
I could tell you my name,
337
00:17:52,256 --> 00:17:53,556
but would my name tell you
338
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:55,992
that I'm incapable
of seeing the color orange?
339
00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:58,828
I just have to trust people
who give me these.
340
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:02,131
Or that I think mustaches
are T-shirts for lips?
341
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,801
Or that I wear ice skates to weddings?
342
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,569
It's hard to dance.
343
00:18:06,603 --> 00:18:09,071
But that's just the type of person I am.
344
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:12,842
I'm Steve.
345
00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:14,544
I'm the kind of guy
who drives cross-country
346
00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:16,612
to take his friend
to his old man's funeral,
347
00:18:16,647 --> 00:18:18,448
then gives it all up when he finds
348
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:21,217
his manic, pixie dream girl along the way.
349
00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:22,552
Wait a minute.
350
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:24,153
You blew off your grieving friend
351
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:27,023
to hang out in a hot tub
with a complete stranger?
352
00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:28,024
No.
353
00:18:28,058 --> 00:18:29,625
No, you don't understand.
354
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,761
I helped him get in touch
with his sadness.
355
00:18:31,795 --> 00:18:34,730
I'm the only reason
he even went to the funeral.
356
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,799
Oh, I just figured you out.
357
00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:38,835
You're an emotional tourist.
358
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:42,672
A what?
359
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:43,940
You're the kind of person
360
00:18:43,974 --> 00:18:45,741
who feeds off other's experiences
361
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:48,277
to fill the void inside of you.
362
00:18:48,312 --> 00:18:49,512
An emotional tourist.
363
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,813
And I'm sorry,
364
00:18:50,848 --> 00:18:52,748
but that's not the trip I packed for.
365
00:19:15,038 --> 00:19:17,473
We're all searching.
366
00:19:17,508 --> 00:19:19,008
For something.
367
00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:21,043
Something that makes us feel alive.
368
00:19:26,049 --> 00:19:28,050
Something to connect us.
369
00:19:36,627 --> 00:19:38,628
To give our lives meaning.
370
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,167
But sometimes when you're
searching for something,
371
00:19:45,202 --> 00:19:47,703
the worst thing that can happen is...
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00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:49,672
you find it.
373
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,110
Well, we made it.
374
00:20:04,721 --> 00:20:07,189
So, now what?
375
00:20:07,224 --> 00:20:09,425
Just drive.
376
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,228
A rail road gypsy took
away my vas deferens,
377
00:20:12,262 --> 00:20:14,230
but you are bumming me out.
378
00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:33,916
I should have gotten out of the truck
379
00:20:33,951 --> 00:20:35,585
and given Snot a hug...
380
00:20:35,619 --> 00:20:37,219
but I couldn't face him.
381
00:20:37,254 --> 00:20:39,755
I chose a girl over my best friend.
382
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:42,658
And it'll haunt me the rest of my life.
383
00:20:44,695 --> 00:20:47,897
I've seen a lot of
strange things in my long life,
384
00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:49,398
in between the blinks,
385
00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:51,763
but that was definitely the weirdest kid
386
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:53,901
I ever drove away from a funeral.
387
00:20:54,508 --> 00:20:56,440
And I'm usually up for anything.
388
00:20:56,772 --> 00:21:04,772
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