Are you Sven Palati?
How's the meat business going eh?
It's going very good thankyou
Ah good!
Explain one thing to me
if things are going so well
Why are you fucking with me?
Explain this
Alright, alright, alright
I believe him
Just one more thing
Where does this farmer live?
Soft subs by pfs
If you want to keep it dumb, I'm Twiggy
put the machine back in and get the hell out of my property
oooh!
the passion of this guy!
the outrage
for the stolen electricity
Any outrage left?
from the scumbag farmer that rips off hardworking restaurant guys like us?
Who are you?
I, my friend
am the last guy in Lillehammer you wanna fuck with
Ok, so here's to haze it gentle
your going to tell us how much you conned
and you explain how you are going to pay it back
I don't know what you're talking about
This guy's quite a hothead yeah?
I think he needs a little cooling off what do you think?
Still stinks
hit him again
A heart breaking story
Now Mister how about you pay me back my 300 Grand?
My colleagues have compiled your overbillings
Any ideas?
And if he hadn't invented global warming you would be scared in August, who gives a fuck?
You'd better start inventing something for me
Or I'll hold you to come back out.
I have an idea
You want to pay me in reindeer?
Who am I friggin santa claus now?
Is it me
or is this guy starting to make sense?
Welcome to New York brother
New York!
So what is going on with your boss?
What do you mean?
They're starting to talk
About what?
C'mon Tommy
Words all over, people know
Yeah, well
Sometimes people know
they don't know
they always suspected
this philipino houseboy
He's still my boss
and that's it -Tommy!
Shut the fuck up Staples
Can I help you?
We're looking for Aldo de Luci
The best I can do is er a Tom Collins
Relax compadre
my friend Dino over here is the driver for one of his crew members and
I believe I have er some valuable information for him
I'm not your compadre
Please, get the fuck out
You sure you don't want to hear me out?
It's about a fella named Tagliano
I'm sure
Ok,
Thankyou, goodbye, thankyou
Hey, Robbie
Two reindeers dressed up for Halloween just came in the bar yapping about our friend
What you think happened?
We'll play detective later
Right now
we got to get rid of this fucking thing
We'll use your car, ok Roar
What?
Alright
Take care of this
We'll be your new best friends
Ok - let's go
Oddjob
I saw that performance
What's going on Jan?
The job huh?
Up at the asylum centre?
the one you forgot to mention got closed down?
Jan, look at me
We opened the freezer
It was an accident
We were argueing and she just tripped
You have to believe me
Doesn't matter what I believe
Questions are going to be asked
I can't go to prison, please I can't.
Relax
The boys took care of the body
Give you time to get out of the country
But you got to go far away
some place where they're not going to look
Far away?
Sounds frightening
Did wonders for me
You up for this?
Yeah, sure
Nobody's saying April Fools
I had an emotional reaction
Let me get this straight
You've been eating these things your whole life
Now you're emotionally connected
I know, it's just they're
really beautiful animals
You know and
animals have feelings too.
alright, alright, alright
listen
We all grew up ,with rudolph, donner and blitzen
but this is business
this ain't the night before christmas
sometimes
you got to do bad shit
to do good shit
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is what?
Tiril, the one you wanted to kill?
Get the fuck outa here
Stop staring
Stop fucking staring at her
You two, get a room
You'll have to forgive him, his wife's just dumped him
just like another one
you having a good time?
Oh yes, thankyou
everybody deserves a second chance
what was it about me?
Well let's start with that dress
and er
I hadn't noticed those eyes before
without those goggles
and er
It's a good thing you didn't try that smile on me earlier because
I would've done anything you said
Yeah, it's a good thing I didn't
Kid's doing good
So
I guess I was wrong about you as well
What are you really doing here?
What do you think I'm doing?
Sure
It's from my own herd
Your what?
Yeah, I'm a reindeer farmer
Didn't I tell you?
What, they all have red suits and white beards or what?
I have a flock up in er
uppinheiman or something like that
you are not kidding?
Like the American Indians huh?
yes I'm just like the American Indians
He used to make these Reindeer races and er
I used to help him out
that was amazing times
wait a minute
They race Reindeer up here?
Yep
Just like a horse race only much more wild, and much more fun
Oh wait a minute
now you're talking!
Yes
How come they don't do that kind of thing down here?
Let's go kill some fucking cute animals
Take it easy, Reitger, take it easy
Rudolph might see another christmas, we're not going to kill the reindeer
Fuck the insurance
It's nothing compared with what I've got in mind
Are you ready?
two words
Reindeer race
Oh yeah
they do it up in Lapland
But we're going to do it right
Betting windows
Some booze, food
The whole shmeer
Cool
It's a bullshit idea
Bullshit huh?
Where you going?
listen here you lowlife fucking, motherfucking scumbag, farmer fuck
you cheated me
sign the herd over to me right now, or they'll be collecting the insurance on you
cabish?
Ok
I'm so glad
It's so creative
You know what
We're going to need some local support though
Yeah
Call that Olafson guy
Olafson?
I know you don't like him
but this is business
Ok, I'll keep my personal emotions out of this
My boy
We got the animals
We got the jockeys to ride 'em
And, we have the will to make it happen
That my friends
Will make Lillehammer the Reindeer Race capital of the world
Like the idea huh?
Jonny, mama, thankyou
With the right financial backing
We can do great things here
You're going to get so much financial backing
you can send your reindeer to the fucking moon
I loved last night
How's my favourite Lap
I'm not here for the kids
No, I want to tell you about the er conversation we had the other night
The reindeer thing
I followed up on it and er
I'll tell you all about at dinner alright?
We have rules, we can't see parents in that kind of way
What kind of stupid rule is that?
Come on, have some fun
I'm sorry, it's not going to work
You did the right thing calling
No violence ok?
Car's there new
Relax
I'm just going to talk to them
What the fuck happened?
The fuckers pulled their guns, if you can believe that?
What guns?
Get to the fucking car
Don't turn around, get to the fucking car
You missed a spot over there
Further down
Fuck me
Sorry to disturb you boss
I am disturbed alright
They're cleaning up after yesterday
Of course
It's important to keep the house clean
This is important too
remember Frank Tagliano?
Yeah, yeah, Robbie took care of that already
Well, the thing is
Two guys turned up at the bar running their mouths about Frank
and Robbie takes care of them too
so if the evidence has been taken care of what the fuck are you doing here?
It's just
they had this with them
and one of those photos was taken after Robbie went over there
Oh my dear sweet Robbie
You let me down
here, give that to Mr. Goldman ok
Put it in his tin
Look Uncle Robbie
I know, I know
People were talking
But there's no real evidence
that Richie's out for you
What are we talking about here?
He's the boss for christs sakes.
He's got no respect for the way we do things Uncle Sal
He's got no respect for you
He's whacking guys without your permission and he's getting sloppy
He shot the pantomime guy down the street, the guy that paints himself up for the kids and stands on the corner like a statue
A fucking civilian on the street
Aldo's guys shot Mr. Goldman?
He's in a fucking wheelchair now
the little kids love that guy
He's the best
They shot him in the leg
He stood there in pose the whole fucking time
Uncle Sal
Something's gotta be done
Fucking barbaric
Alright
You can make a move
Do what you gotta do
I'll straighten out the commission
Thankyou Uncle Sal
Robbie, remember
This guy's paranoid
Get somebody from outside
I got the perfect solution
Well we wouldn't want that to happen!
Hello guys
Course I'm here
Did you make that yourself?
Yeah, you know, couple of moms helped out
Look, I'm just a little surprised you so involved with the kindergarden
It's important you know
By the way, you know the problem I was having with the suggestion you made
yes
I've been thinking about it and er this Steiner pre school thing, maybe it's a good idea.
Yeah
But you've always been such a skeptic about this kind of philosophy
What changed your mind?
I know, but er
you know, I've been thinking abut it and the whole Steiner package is starting to make sense to me
then we'll send in the papers tomorrow
Good, good, good
Thankyou
Ok for dinner?
It's not going to happen
Good to hear
What?
Moving the kids to the Steiner pre-school this week
Well er
So my old buddy from the war tells me you need something
yes
But first
I want to say how much I admire and love your country
That makes one of us!
That's funny!
So
Hassan has er told you about my little problem?
Briefly
You see
I want
a new start
You know it's
I want to seek political asylum in Iraq
Political asylum in Iraq?
I need
a new beginning
It's ethical torture how Norway has treated me
Maybe
I approached this the wrong way
What is this, are you trying to bribe a civil servant?
Oh no no, no, no!
Maybe it's just
Cultural differences
No worries my friend
You will fit right in
Are you going to Baghdad as well?
I saw you by the check-in counter
Maybe we could sit together on the plane
I'm coming, I'm coming
Robbie!
Yes
What the fuck?
forget about it right?
No way, I'm not going back, it's suicide
Frank, I talked to Uncle Sal he gave me the green light
You are not listening my friend
No fucking way am I going back
Of course Frank
You know Aldo is going to come at us with all he's got
Yeah?
Let him come
right, I dealt with him once
I'll deal with him again
Where's that leave me?
I covered for you Goddammit
Come on, Frankie please
What do you think?
I appreciate what you did my friend
I really do
But this time I cannot help you