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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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I can't believe we're eating here.
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This place is so demeaning.
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Well, when you can afford to pay,
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you can pick the restaurant.
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But should that day ever
come... and it won't...
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we'll still be coming here
for the same reason.
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Great pastrami!
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You're a pig.
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At least I'm not broke.
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At least I'm not a loser.
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I'm not a loser!
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Knock it off, you two!
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Hi, welcome to Boobers
where we got a Double D
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from the health department.
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Zoe?
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I-I haven't seen you
since high school.
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Oh, my God!
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Hayley!
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Sorry, I try not to make eye contact
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with my customers.
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They never make eye contact with me.
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They should be ashamed of themselves!
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You are not just some objects.
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Wow, it's been forever.
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So, where you living now?
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At home.
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Actually, I did move out for a bit.
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To your boyfriend's van.
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You know, me and Kristen
and Danuta still hang out.
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We're all going to the Skylark tonight.
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You should come.
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Yeah, that sounds fun.
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Great.
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I'll be back in a minute
to take your order.
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Hold on, lady.
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I'm actually here on official business.
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F.B.I.
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I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to verify those alleged breasts.
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I'm not falling for this again.
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Well, machine says
your I.D. checks out.
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Why do you guys keep hassling me?
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Zoe, don't!
This is fake.
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My brother made it.
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Boo!
Boo!
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Let me ask you.
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How do your parents feel
about you working here?
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Hey, how's everyone doing?
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You enjoying my little girl's boobs?
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Thanks for inviting me out, guys.
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It's so fun hanging out again.
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Well, it's a little early to say that,
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I.D.'s.
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They're carding?
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You don't have
a fake I.D.?
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You got to go to Kevin Ramage.
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He'll make you one for 200 bucks.
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Plus you got to make out with him.
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What?
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I-I can't afford $200.
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Oh, bummer.
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I guess we'll catch you later then.
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You were right, she was too optimistic.
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I know a club that doesn't card.
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The club of Jesus Christ
of Latter-Day Saints.
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Hey, how's the tail in there tonight?
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Fine as hell, dawg.
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Hey, buddy.
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It's called Fortress of Solitude,
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not Fortress of Come On In.
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Oh, right.
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Star Trek Wars.
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I can't even...
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First of all...
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You're-you're not...
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What do you want?
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I just wanted to say how impressed I was
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with your Federal Boobie Inspector card.
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And I was wondering if you could maybe do
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a fake driver's license for me?
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Yeah?
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Oh, I-I thought
I was a loser.
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You know who the real losers are, Steve?
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The ones who stay angry
after being called losers.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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What a loser.
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Oh, you got a fake I.D.?
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I didn't think you could afford one.
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That's funny.
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And, you know who would love that joke?
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My butler, but he wouldn't laugh,
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because he's a great butler.
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Wait, you're scanning
I.D.'s now?
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We're cracking down ever since
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that toddler died of alcohol poisoning.
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They teach you a lot of
things in bouncer school,
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but they don't teach you
how to live with a mistake.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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Yep.
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Go on in.
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Hayley, wow.
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Did Ramage make you that?
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No, I got my own guy.
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Yo, can your guy make me a certification
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to be a heart surgeon?
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'Cause my mama's got a bad heart,
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and I just know I could
do something about it
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if I could just get in there.
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Hey, buddy.
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Not now.
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You-you'll have
to excuse me.
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We've had a lot of trouble
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with kids breaking in
and building blanket forts.
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Steve, my friends here would like
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to buy some
fake I.D.'s from you.
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Buy fake I.D.'s?
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Hayley, can I talk to you
in private for a minute?
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Hayley, what you're suggesting
could get us in deep trouble.
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You're selling fake I.D.'s
to teenagers.
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At most, you'd get a slap on the wrist.
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Aah!
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But I use my wrists all the time.
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Steve, you won't get in trouble.
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I mean, with your talent
and my distribution network,
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do you know how much money we could make?
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I don't know.
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Maybe this'll convince you.
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All right, he'll
do your I.D.'s.
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But first he's got to do his day job.
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He's a licensed Federal Boobie Inspector.
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Ladies.
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I'm taking on a lot of risk here.
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You mind asking them to jump up and down?
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♪ We're in the basement
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♪ Learning to print
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♪ All of it's hot
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♪ 10, 20, 30 million ready to be spent ♪
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♪ We're stackin' 'em against the wall ♪
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♪ Those gangster presidents
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♪ Livin' simple and trying to get by ♪
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♪ But, honey, prices have shot
through the sky ♪
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♪ So I fixed up the basement
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♪ With what
I was a-workin' with ♪
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♪ Stocked it full of jelly jars ♪
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♪ And heavy equipment
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♪ We're in the basement...
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Thank you.
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We'll call your fake name when it's ready.
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Next!
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Roger?
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The name is Kevin Ramage.
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Roger?
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I'm only doing this one more time.
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The name is Kevin Ramage.
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Word on the street is you're
horning in on my business.
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Yeah, well, word on the street
is your product sucks.
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Yeah, well, word on the street
is I don't have a comeback
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for that, but what I do have
are these brawny sidemen.
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Show them the rough stuff, boys!
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If you don't get out of my territory,
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this is gonna be you.
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Get lost, Ramage.
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Yeah, there's a new counterfeiter in town.
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And his name is Steve.
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No, Hayley, I've given
a lot of thought to this.
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From now on,
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my name is Guttenberg.
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Oh, like the inventor
of the printing press?
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Steve Guttenberg invented
the printing press?
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Okay, guys, I believe
we've made our point.
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And if you two don't
back off my territory,
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then this is what's waiting for you.
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That's right, so you better
think long and har...
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Whatever.
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Okay, next I.D. is ready.
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Mike Rotch?
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I'm looking for Mike Rotch.
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Smith, I was tearing it up at
the Rope and Pony last night,
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and I accidentally picked
up a 17-year-old girl
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all because of this!
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Were it not for the girl's
father bursting in
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at the last moment, I'd be
a sex offender right now.
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Wow, I've never seen a fake I.D.
as sophisticated as this.
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If these got into the wrong hands,
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they could be a huge threat
to national security.
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That's what I was trying
to tell her father
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before he fell on all those
bullets coming out of my gun.
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Anyway, your new priority
is to find the man
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who's making these and
shut him down for good.
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You can count on me, sir.
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Do we have any leads?
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Only one.
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He goes by the name Guttenberg.
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Steve Guttenberg.
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But we have no record of a man
by that name ever existing.
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Wow, last night was our best take ever.
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Way to go, little bro.
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Right back at you, big sis.
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I knew it!
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I knew I could find
the kitchen blindfolded.
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Boy, do I know this house.
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Uh, hey-hey, Dad.
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What's new?
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I've just been handed
a very important case.
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Some master forger named Guttenberg
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is making fake I.D.'s.
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The best I've ever seen.
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That's right.
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He should be as nervous
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as you two look right now.
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All I have to do is bait the trap.
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And he may be a master forger,
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but I am a master bai... whoa!
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Whoa, that was close.
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Almost master-baited
myself there.
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Did you hear that?
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We got to quit!
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Calm down.
He doesn't know it's us.
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Besides, we're making too much money
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for you to chicken out now.
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And don't you like working
with your big sis?
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Well... yeah.
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And I can't do it without you.
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You're the genius who makes it all happen.
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You really mean that?
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I do.
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And don't worry about Dad.
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I've been keeping things
from him my whole life.
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A-ha!
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Is playing the county fair.
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Although now that I think about it,
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I only know that one song.
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And parking.
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And fair food gives me the runs.
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You know what, I talked myself out of it.
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I'll leave you to your whispers.
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Stan, are you coming to bed?
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Oh, quite the opposite, Francine.
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Not only am I not going to bed as Stan,
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I'm leaving the house as someone else.
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Feel free to ask
a follow-up question.
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No, that's okay.
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You see, Francine,
if I'm gonna catch a man
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who sells fake I.D.'s to teens,
I need to go undercover tonight
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in full 21 Jump Street mode.
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Excuse me, fellow youth.
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Can I ask you where one might...?
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Let me ask you a question first.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Me?
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This young thing?
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Sure.
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You're trembling.
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It's just that...
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I'm afraid this might be one big dream,
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and I don't want to wake up.
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So how did it go?
267
00:11:19,147 --> 00:11:22,249
Did you get that intel
you were looking for?
268
00:11:22,283 --> 00:11:23,717
Damn it!
269
00:11:26,254 --> 00:11:27,688
And so, after four dates
270
00:11:27,722 --> 00:11:30,023
and a trip to the Cape with his family,
271
00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:32,125
I finally got the information
I was looking for.
272
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,927
His parents made us sleep
in separate rooms,
273
00:11:33,962 --> 00:11:36,163
but, uh, you know.
274
00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:39,066
Anyway, Guttenberg parks
his van at Fifth and Wellington
275
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,500
every Thursday night.
276
00:11:40,535 --> 00:11:43,270
And tonight will be his last.
277
00:11:45,707 --> 00:11:47,040
Hayley, who are you calling?
278
00:11:47,075 --> 00:11:48,508
Ma, I need the room.
279
00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:50,644
Why don't you go down to the mall kiosk
280
00:11:50,678 --> 00:11:52,279
and get yourself a nice phone case?
281
00:11:52,313 --> 00:11:54,147
Ooh, you're so good to me.
282
00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:58,318
Come on, Steve, pick up.
283
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,527
Uhp, out of toner again.
284
00:12:07,562 --> 00:12:10,797
Uh! I told Hayley we should have
gotten a bubble jet printer.
285
00:12:10,832 --> 00:12:13,467
But she's, like,
"No, they cost too much."
286
00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:16,136
And I'm like, "Yeah, but
the price per page is lower."
287
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,138
And she's, like,
"Hey, do what you want."
288
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:21,008
And I'm, like,
"No, I don't want to upset you.
289
00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:22,209
Not that important."
290
00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:26,013
Yup, that's how
that conversation went down.
291
00:12:28,934 --> 00:12:32,619
You've Gutten away
for the last time, Guttenberg.
292
00:12:32,653 --> 00:12:34,195
Berg your pardon?
293
00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:36,187
Cat Gutte your tongue?
294
00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:37,622
You're arrested!
295
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,991
You're just too Gutte to be true,
296
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:42,560
I won't take my cuffs off of you.
297
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:45,263
Any of those will be fine.
298
00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:47,965
What the hell?
299
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,101
Steve! What are you
doing here?
300
00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:51,702
I was just walking home for dinner
301
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,304
when somebody jumped me,
302
00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:56,307
threw a bag over my head
and shoved me in Jeff's van!
303
00:12:56,341 --> 00:12:58,576
Oh, yeah, this is Jeff's van.
304
00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:00,478
Wait a minute.
What did your kidnapper say?
305
00:13:00,512 --> 00:13:02,313
He said his name was Guttenberg,
306
00:13:02,347 --> 00:13:04,415
and that you're Gutten colder,
307
00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:08,252
and it might be a Gutt I.D.-ah
for you to give up.
308
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,988
Using my own child, and worst of all,
309
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,925
my son-in-law's van
to make me look like a fool!
310
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,693
He's toying with me.
311
00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:18,596
Yeah, it's like he's
one step ahead of you.
312
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,390
That hadn't occurred to me,
but you're right!
313
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,300
He's probably watching me right now!
314
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,168
Oh, almost definitely.
315
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,603
You like to watch, Guttenberg?!
316
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:26,971
You want a show?!
317
00:13:27,005 --> 00:13:28,639
Well, how do you like this?!
318
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,541
Who looks like a fool now?
319
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,947
Thank God I picked up that
second time you called.
320
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,216
I had plenty of time to
put the bag over my head
321
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,884
and tie up my hands.
322
00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:41,385
But how did you hide the equipment?
323
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,954
Simple magician's patter.
324
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,488
It was all misdirection.
325
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,797
Wow. You came so close
to getting caught.
326
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,065
Were you scared?
327
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,566
No, it was a rush!
328
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,002
And now Dad has no idea what's going on.
329
00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:01,339
It's Dad!
He figured it out!
330
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,208
Roger.
331
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,243
Kevin Ramage.
332
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:06,244
What do you want?
333
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,345
You're making chump change
334
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,980
selling fake I.D.'s
to teenagers.
335
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,915
The big money's in passports,
336
00:14:10,949 --> 00:14:13,117
green cards, counterfeit currency.
337
00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:14,919
Come work for me.
We'll make a bundle.
338
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,754
Are you nuts?!
That's too dangerous.
339
00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:18,149
I'm not talking to you, sweetheart.
340
00:14:18,156 --> 00:14:19,490
I'm talking to the talent.
341
00:14:19,524 --> 00:14:20,758
What do you say, Steve?
342
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,426
I say you got a lot of nerve
343
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,428
trying to come between me and my sister!
344
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:27,064
Whoa, are you okay?
345
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:29,066
I'm fine. I just missed
the step backing out.
346
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,835
I didn't realize how.
347
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:32,937
Gosh, be careful, okay?
348
00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:34,171
Thanks, I will.
349
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,274
All right, good.
And stay out!
350
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,245
So, who's Guttenberg?
Are you any closer?
351
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,580
Yes, he's a teenager.
352
00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:44,614
Probably working with a sibling,
but not a brother.
353
00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:46,284
He's from a two-parent home.
354
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,319
Father is driven, but stunningly dim.
355
00:14:48,353 --> 00:14:50,821
Mother is all over the map, but hot.
356
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:53,391
And there's something sexually
ambiguous living in his attic.
357
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,593
Yeah, those are
the cold facts of his life.
358
00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:57,628
Tell me about the man.
359
00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:00,097
Put it on the board.
I'm a visual thinker.
360
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,299
Okay.
361
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,433
He's smart...
362
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:04,035
he's tricky...
363
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,570
he's energetic.
364
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,639
He's very energetic.
365
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,775
See? Nothing.
366
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,611
Who are you?!
367
00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:24,355
I'm gonna take a break
and check on the girls.
368
00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:26,457
Lucky and Buttermilk have been fighting.
369
00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:28,659
Those sound like horse names,
but they're people.
370
00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:33,464
Oh, hey, what are you guys doing here?
371
00:15:33,498 --> 00:15:35,299
Out-Outside
of a strip club?
372
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,601
Oh, we just come here ironically.
373
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,870
Plus I work here.
374
00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:41,839
What are you doing here?
375
00:15:41,873 --> 00:15:44,408
Remember when my little brother
made those fake I.D.'s?
376
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,477
Well, now we're in business together.
377
00:15:46,511 --> 00:15:48,946
Wait? Ew.
378
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,816
You're business partners with
your pervy little brother?
379
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,318
Yeah, that's pretty lame.
380
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,987
What? Oh, no.
381
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:58,990
No, I meant my brother works for me.
382
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,058
He likes to think we're partners,
383
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,928
but I'm the genius
that makes it all happen.
384
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,297
I just wanted to give that loser a break
385
00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:07,598
from building blanket forts.
386
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,076
Oh, uh, is Ramage here?
387
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:22,680
Kevin! One of your little
friends is at the door.
388
00:16:22,714 --> 00:16:24,715
Can I go out with you and Kevin tonight?
389
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,752
Brandon! Leave
my friends alone!
390
00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:29,820
My family sucks.
391
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,389
What do you want, Guttenberg?
392
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:32,590
I want in.
393
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,392
I don't care how dangerous it is.
394
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:35,926
I need a partner who respects me.
395
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,395
I'm glad you came around.
396
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:40,331
Let me go get my jacket,
and we'll get started.
397
00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:43,300
So, you're a big boy, aren't ya?
398
00:16:45,937 --> 00:16:48,339
Don't look so surprised.
You know it's me.
399
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:55,710
Steve, you ready to go to work?
400
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:57,105
The Taiwanese are coming in
401
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,640
for the Little League World Series,
402
00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:00,776
and they are looking
to buy some cigarettes.
403
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,978
Oh, but Hayley, you're the genius
404
00:17:03,012 --> 00:17:04,379
who makes it all happen.
405
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,215
I'm just the loser
who makes blanket forts.
406
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,618
Oh... you heard that.
407
00:17:09,652 --> 00:17:11,019
You're out, Hayley.
408
00:17:11,054 --> 00:17:12,254
What's this for?
409
00:17:12,288 --> 00:17:13,455
The van.
410
00:17:13,489 --> 00:17:15,223
It belongs to me and my new partner now.
411
00:17:15,258 --> 00:17:17,559
47 seconds.
412
00:17:17,593 --> 00:17:19,528
That is a personal best.
413
00:17:19,562 --> 00:17:21,496
Well, not counting Adam Levine's Jacuzzi.
414
00:17:21,531 --> 00:17:24,933
But that time there was incentive!
415
00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,034
Kevin Ramage?!
416
00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:27,536
Steve, don't do this.
417
00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:29,171
Working with this creep is too dangerous.
418
00:17:29,205 --> 00:17:30,939
I'll take my chances.
419
00:17:30,973 --> 00:17:33,041
Come on, Steve, we got
a lot of work to do.
420
00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:34,543
Plus I'm-I'm
pruning up here.
421
00:17:34,577 --> 00:17:37,245
My whole body is starting
to look like Meg Ryan's neck.
422
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,548
Yeah, to hell with her for getting old.
423
00:17:45,488 --> 00:17:48,657
Hayley, you spent
a lot of money on this limo
424
00:17:48,691 --> 00:17:50,158
and you're
not even saying "Whoo."
425
00:17:50,193 --> 00:17:52,461
I just got a lot on my mind.
426
00:17:52,495 --> 00:17:55,731
Oh, that sounds awful.
427
00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:02,604
Hey, driver, pull over!
428
00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:06,742
Wait for me. I just gotta
check on something.
429
00:18:06,776 --> 00:18:08,777
We can't. We have
to stop at Kristen's house
430
00:18:08,811 --> 00:18:10,912
because she accidentally wore underwear.
431
00:18:10,947 --> 00:18:13,014
Hey, I'm all for making a guy work for it,
432
00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:14,916
but not that hard.
433
00:18:18,154 --> 00:18:19,688
Come on, Steve.
Chop-chop!
434
00:18:19,722 --> 00:18:21,757
We gotta get these
fake passports finished.
435
00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:23,725
These Armenians are scary people, man.
436
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,594
That Turkish genocide
just pissed them off.
437
00:18:25,628 --> 00:18:27,763
That's all it did!
It just pissed them off!
438
00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:28,897
Damn it! We're late.
439
00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:30,699
We gotta get down to the docks.
440
00:18:32,435 --> 00:18:34,636
Oh, my God!
Steve's in way over his head!
441
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:36,805
Hello?
442
00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:38,073
Dad, Steve's in trouble!
443
00:18:38,107 --> 00:18:39,841
Oh, no, it's Guttenberg, isn't it?!
444
00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:40,976
He's got him again!
445
00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:43,612
Sure, why not?
Just get to the docks now!
446
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:50,051
Dimitri, you old so-and-so!
447
00:18:50,086 --> 00:18:51,853
Nice tracksuit, buddy.
448
00:18:51,888 --> 00:18:54,589
This is Guttenberg.
Best forger in the business.
449
00:18:54,624 --> 00:18:57,993
Hi. So I-I have
your passports.
450
00:18:58,027 --> 00:18:59,995
Now what do you have for us?
451
00:19:00,029 --> 00:19:01,830
These.
452
00:19:03,032 --> 00:19:04,299
Uh-oh.
453
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,700
The double cross.
454
00:19:05,735 --> 00:19:07,769
Classic.
455
00:19:07,804 --> 00:19:09,104
Attention, you in the warehouse!
456
00:19:09,138 --> 00:19:10,672
We have you surrounded!
457
00:19:12,408 --> 00:19:14,910
This is the CIA!
458
00:19:14,944 --> 00:19:16,645
Guttenberg, we know you're in there!
459
00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:18,213
Come out with your hands up!
460
00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:20,315
You want Guttenberg alive?
461
00:19:20,349 --> 00:19:21,883
You let us go!
462
00:19:21,918 --> 00:19:24,085
Wait. Steve is Guttenberg?
463
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,187
No!
464
00:19:25,221 --> 00:19:27,189
Steve's not Guttenberg!
465
00:19:27,223 --> 00:19:28,623
I am.
466
00:19:28,658 --> 00:19:29,691
You're Guttenberg?
467
00:19:29,725 --> 00:19:31,359
Yes, Dad.
468
00:19:31,394 --> 00:19:33,528
And this is all my fault.
469
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,864
I used Steve to make
money, and-and...
470
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:40,268
Kevin Ramage!
471
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,875
Steve, thank God you're okay.
472
00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:48,844
Well, Smith, you solved the case.
473
00:19:48,878 --> 00:19:50,745
You found Guttenberg.
Good work.
474
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:52,280
Take her away.
475
00:19:52,315 --> 00:19:56,485
But, sir, Guttenberg or not,
I can't arrest my own daughter.
476
00:19:56,519 --> 00:19:58,553
Can you do it?
477
00:20:00,223 --> 00:20:02,090
Smith, your lawyer's here to see you.
478
00:20:02,124 --> 00:20:03,258
Lawyer?
479
00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:04,726
He says he's your lawyer.
480
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,895
His official lawyer card checks out.
481
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:10,699
Hi, Steve.
482
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:13,468
Hayley, why'd you take the rap for me?
483
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,737
I... I felt bad.
484
00:20:15,771 --> 00:20:18,840
Your life was in danger,
and it was all because of me.
485
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,476
You had a skill,
and I-I took advantage of it.
486
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,011
But we were partners,
487
00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:25,280
and then you told those girls
I was a loser.
488
00:20:25,314 --> 00:20:26,781
I know. I'm sorry.
489
00:20:26,816 --> 00:20:28,717
They-they put me on the spot,
490
00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:30,919
and I was, I was just trying to look cool.
491
00:20:30,953 --> 00:20:34,422
I guess I deserve to be in here
for the next ten years.
492
00:20:34,457 --> 00:20:36,925
See you when I'm 29.
493
00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:38,760
Oh, you mean...
494
00:20:38,794 --> 00:20:40,462
yesterday?
495
00:20:42,198 --> 00:20:43,532
Guard!
496
00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:44,599
Thanks, little brother.
497
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:45,867
Any time, sis.
498
00:20:45,902 --> 00:20:48,570
Now if you'll excuse me,
I've got work to do.
499
00:20:51,007 --> 00:20:52,741
Open up cellblock H!
500
00:20:52,775 --> 00:20:56,278
Surprise inspection, ladies!
Let's whip 'em out!
501
00:20:56,312 --> 00:20:58,446
What a loser.