1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:04,544 Thelma: Kirstie is recorded in front of a live studio audience. 2 00:00:05,916 --> 00:00:08,490 We got to cut down this Christmas bonus list. 3 00:00:08,491 --> 00:00:12,493 I don't know half these people. Who is Juan? 4 00:00:12,688 --> 00:00:16,551 The swarthy maintenance guy... With the extra large toolbox...? 5 00:00:17,032 --> 00:00:19,428 Oh, Juan...! 6 00:00:19,493 --> 00:00:22,434 Yeah, I'm gonna deliver this one myself. 7 00:00:22,876 --> 00:00:24,208 [Grunts] 8 00:00:24,209 --> 00:00:26,208 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing with that tree? 9 00:00:26,209 --> 00:00:28,723 You know I don't like life in the house. 10 00:00:29,172 --> 00:00:31,884 It may not be perfect, but my adopted parents and I 11 00:00:31,885 --> 00:00:34,876 used to always pick out the Christmas tree we knew nobody else would want. 12 00:00:34,877 --> 00:00:38,279 - Aw, that's so Charlie Brown. - Thanks. 13 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,279 I hate Charlie Brown. 14 00:00:41,211 --> 00:00:45,038 So where do you guys keep all the Christmas decorations? 15 00:00:45,039 --> 00:00:47,716 We don't really do Christmas around here, Arlo. 16 00:00:47,717 --> 00:00:50,480 - Seriously...? - Well, Maddie works over the Holidays, 17 00:00:50,481 --> 00:00:54,309 so after the Christmas Eve show, me and Frank take our bonus checks. 18 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:58,875 I go to Atlantic City, and he does whatever the hell he does. 19 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:01,075 I'm going helicopter skiing. 20 00:01:01,076 --> 00:01:04,783 You know, they drop you down on top of a glacier. It's like... 21 00:01:06,617 --> 00:01:08,561 [Grunting] 22 00:01:09,034 --> 00:01:10,323 Whoa. 23 00:01:10,324 --> 00:01:12,507 - You must be an expert. - Never been. 24 00:01:14,196 --> 00:01:16,385 See, our holiday plans are all set. 25 00:01:16,386 --> 00:01:18,818 He's risking his life, she's risking her retirement, 26 00:01:18,819 --> 00:01:21,792 and I'll be unwrapping Juan's gift in the boiler room. 27 00:01:21,977 --> 00:01:24,494 Christmas couldn't get merrier than that, could it? 28 00:01:24,495 --> 00:01:27,167 Well, you guys all at least exchange gifts, right? 29 00:01:27,168 --> 00:01:30,875 - Of course. - Checks? That's so impersonal. 30 00:01:30,876 --> 00:01:32,696 What, were you gonna give me a check too? 31 00:01:32,697 --> 00:01:34,110 [Laughs] No... 32 00:01:39,453 --> 00:01:43,452 Maddie, maybe you should reconsider doing Christmas this year. 33 00:01:43,578 --> 00:01:47,369 Arlo keeps talking about all these wonderful holiday memories... 34 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:48,429 With his mother.... 35 00:01:48,430 --> 00:01:51,863 Well, holiday memories with my mother are not wonderful. 36 00:01:52,181 --> 00:01:55,677 She used to get drunk and throw our Christmas potato at us. 37 00:01:56,118 --> 00:02:00,034 I'm sorry, it sounded like you said "Christmas potato"? 38 00:02:01,196 --> 00:02:04,372 Yeah, you know, that tradition where the matriarch of the family 39 00:02:04,373 --> 00:02:08,370 wakes you up Christmas morning with a hot baked spud to the head? 40 00:02:09,876 --> 00:02:12,264 It was in my book, people. 41 00:02:13,805 --> 00:02:16,805 [Playing piano] Maddie, look at him. 42 00:02:17,657 --> 00:02:23,618 He's like one of those kids whose lives you can change for only 16¢ a month. 43 00:02:27,821 --> 00:02:29,359 Arlo... 44 00:02:30,766 --> 00:02:32,081 Listen up. 45 00:02:32,141 --> 00:02:36,875 You and I are gonna have a real Christmas just like you had with your other family. 46 00:02:36,876 --> 00:02:39,004 - Awesome! - What did you guys do? 47 00:02:39,005 --> 00:02:40,365 Well, you know, the normal stuff. 48 00:02:40,366 --> 00:02:43,089 We'd hang lights. We'd put up a nativity scene. 49 00:02:43,090 --> 00:02:45,743 - We'd make a gingerbread house... - We'll do all that. 50 00:02:45,744 --> 00:02:47,412 But let's keep it small. 51 00:02:47,469 --> 00:02:50,468 [Christmas music] 52 00:02:50,876 --> 00:02:58,875 ♪ 53 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:02,876 - Maddie, what did you do? - Do you love it? 54 00:03:02,877 --> 00:03:07,202 The theme is "A Victorian Winter Wonderland." 55 00:03:07,344 --> 00:03:10,194 Uh, where did you put my tree? 56 00:03:10,195 --> 00:03:12,585 Doesn't it smell wonderful? 57 00:03:13,915 --> 00:03:15,674 Feel the warmth. 58 00:03:19,570 --> 00:03:22,569 [Upbeat jazz music] 59 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,810 ♪ 60 00:03:24,811 --> 00:03:27,449 Season 1, Episode 4 "Little Bummer Boy" 61 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:30,450 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com 62 00:03:30,451 --> 00:03:33,834 You know, I'm really getting into this whole "Spirit of Christmas" crap. 63 00:03:34,908 --> 00:03:37,907 We've got lights, a gingerbread house. 64 00:03:37,908 --> 00:03:40,149 Have you met the Three Wise Men? 65 00:03:40,908 --> 00:03:43,908 Uh, is that a real baby in there? 66 00:03:45,345 --> 00:03:49,504 Enjoy him now, kid. He can only work four hours a day. 67 00:03:49,908 --> 00:03:51,907 [Buzzing] 68 00:03:51,908 --> 00:03:57,212 - Let me guess, Santa's choppering in? - No, Frank's making snow on the balcony. 69 00:03:57,213 --> 00:03:59,978 He's cutting it with baking soda out of habit. 70 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,021 [Screams] 71 00:04:08,908 --> 00:04:10,253 [Unplugs machine] 72 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:13,530 - Maddie, can we talk? - Yeah. 73 00:04:13,571 --> 00:04:16,519 [Shivering] Hey, kid, Happy Holidays. 74 00:04:20,962 --> 00:04:22,162 Oh. 75 00:04:22,508 --> 00:04:26,195 Look, I'm not trying to go all Christmas Nazi on you. 76 00:04:26,196 --> 00:04:29,125 Oh, I'm glad, because that would be a terrible theme. 77 00:04:30,534 --> 00:04:32,739 Maddie, that out there... 78 00:04:33,012 --> 00:04:35,444 Is awesome, undeniably. 79 00:04:35,445 --> 00:04:38,882 - It's just a little over the top. - Thank you. 80 00:04:41,095 --> 00:04:43,891 This... this is like Christmas at Macy's. 81 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,994 I mean, you have professional actors out there. 82 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:47,670 "Professional?" 83 00:04:47,671 --> 00:04:50,099 You should have seen Balthasar in The Wiz. 84 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,868 Thumbs down. 85 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:56,007 Listen, the holiday is about spending time with your family. 86 00:04:56,008 --> 00:04:59,007 I don't care if we just string some popcorn. 87 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:02,891 - That's what me and my mom used to do. - Oh, okay. 88 00:05:02,892 --> 00:05:06,178 Well, if that's what your mom used to do, then that's what we're gonna do. 89 00:05:06,179 --> 00:05:09,394 We're gonna have a dead mom Christmas. 90 00:05:10,774 --> 00:05:12,774 Also not a great theme. 91 00:05:15,995 --> 00:05:19,716 Merry Christmas Eve, everyone. Yeah, open 'em at the same time. 92 00:05:26,892 --> 00:05:29,600 - Pickles? - No, not just pickles. 93 00:05:29,601 --> 00:05:31,748 I've been working on my brining technique. 94 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:34,339 Yeah, this is the two-hour pickle. 95 00:05:36,222 --> 00:05:38,798 You know the worst part of pickles, when the taste runs out? 96 00:05:38,799 --> 00:05:41,292 Well, not with a Frank Baxter two-hour pickle. 97 00:05:41,293 --> 00:05:45,744 That's 120 minutes of garlic, dill, and a rare African spice called... 98 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:48,046 [Clicking tongue] 99 00:05:51,154 --> 00:05:54,711 Well, I won't be regifting this one. That's for sure. 100 00:05:55,341 --> 00:05:57,697 Okay, it's my turn! It's my turn! 101 00:05:57,892 --> 00:06:01,071 Don't let the check shape fool you. They're not checks. 102 00:06:01,524 --> 00:06:02,992 They're gift certificates! 103 00:06:04,315 --> 00:06:09,214 So it's like a check you can use in fewer places and can't cash. 104 00:06:09,304 --> 00:06:13,778 Yes, and the great part is that every dollar you spend, I get miles! 105 00:06:16,264 --> 00:06:17,802 Enjoy. 106 00:06:18,038 --> 00:06:19,523 Okay, my turn. 107 00:06:19,524 --> 00:06:23,597 Now first, for the woman who welcomed me here with open arms. 108 00:06:23,773 --> 00:06:25,947 Thelma... [Gasps] 109 00:06:27,523 --> 00:06:29,522 Oh, my God. 110 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:33,297 That is so thoughtful! Arlo, I love it! 111 00:06:33,298 --> 00:06:34,543 Mm. 112 00:06:34,966 --> 00:06:37,917 A wooden turtle is not a better gift than a gift certificate... 113 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,006 To selected stores and kiosks. 114 00:06:41,629 --> 00:06:42,996 Thelma collects turtles. 115 00:06:42,997 --> 00:06:44,405 - She does not. - Yes, I do. 116 00:06:44,406 --> 00:06:46,404 Well, then stop it. You're a grown woman. 117 00:06:46,523 --> 00:06:48,522 [Doorbell rings] 118 00:06:48,523 --> 00:06:51,793 Okay, Maddie, are you ready? 'Cause that's your gift from me. 119 00:06:51,794 --> 00:06:55,228 And I don't want to toot my own horn, but be ready to be bowled over. 120 00:06:55,229 --> 00:06:56,522 What? 121 00:06:56,742 --> 00:07:00,195 I hope it isn't a Santa stripper. 122 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:04,910 Although I have been pretty naughty. 123 00:07:06,265 --> 00:07:07,954 Merry Christmas! 124 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:14,523 - Mother! - I read your book. 125 00:07:14,671 --> 00:07:16,928 Here's your Christmas potato. 126 00:07:24,613 --> 00:07:28,824 - I'm Arlo, your grandson. - So you're the little boomerang. 127 00:07:29,772 --> 00:07:32,400 - Come to grandma. - Don't, it's a trick. 128 00:07:34,171 --> 00:07:36,942 You seem like real folk. 129 00:07:37,171 --> 00:07:39,170 I misjudged you. 130 00:07:39,323 --> 00:07:42,862 You did sleep with someone who couldn't further your career. 131 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:48,077 For your information, I slept with tons of guys for no reason at all! 132 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:51,603 That's true. She's not just bragging. 133 00:07:53,425 --> 00:07:56,668 Well, come on. Aren't you gonna hug your mother? 134 00:07:59,091 --> 00:08:01,037 - Mother. - Daughter. 135 00:08:03,171 --> 00:08:04,676 Ooh. [Shivers] 136 00:08:04,677 --> 00:08:06,939 Is there a window open? 137 00:08:08,805 --> 00:08:10,469 Arlo, you really shouldn't have done this. 138 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:13,170 Come on, the woman only lives three hours away. 139 00:08:13,171 --> 00:08:15,912 It's crazy you never see each other, especially on Christmas. 140 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:19,459 You saw her throw a potato at me. We don't get along. 141 00:08:19,569 --> 00:08:23,170 Yeah, I picked up on that, but she's here. 142 00:08:23,171 --> 00:08:24,727 Let's just have a little fun. 143 00:08:24,728 --> 00:08:28,079 There's nothing a little decking the halls and hanging the stockings won't cure. 144 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,546 Oh, there will be decking and hanging. 145 00:08:32,171 --> 00:08:35,366 Don't blame the kid. He called and begged me to come. 146 00:08:35,367 --> 00:08:37,829 I thought you were on the drugs again. 147 00:08:37,830 --> 00:08:39,030 [Laughs] 148 00:08:39,359 --> 00:08:40,646 I wish. 149 00:08:43,171 --> 00:08:47,171 Mrs. Kluszewski, I'm Thelma Katz. We met many years ago. 150 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:49,608 Yeah, I know. You're the crazy turtle lady. 151 00:08:51,045 --> 00:08:54,170 And this is Frank Baxter, Maddie's driver. 152 00:08:54,171 --> 00:08:56,170 Frank, Shirley Kluszewski. 153 00:08:56,381 --> 00:08:58,720 Well, I see where Maddie gets her beauty. 154 00:08:59,725 --> 00:09:01,783 And her psychotic gaze. 155 00:09:04,022 --> 00:09:08,571 Well, now that I'm here, why don't you give me that 20 grand we talked about? 156 00:09:08,850 --> 00:09:12,222 - We never talked about any 20 grand. - Oh, we just did. 157 00:09:15,826 --> 00:09:19,840 - Can I get you a drink? - Do you have any peppermint schnapps? 158 00:09:19,841 --> 00:09:22,090 - No. - Didn't think so. 159 00:09:26,726 --> 00:09:31,170 Well, I'm sure you guys have a lot of catching up to do, 160 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:34,826 and I got a Blackjack table waiting for me in Atlantic City. 161 00:09:34,827 --> 00:09:37,277 And I've got a glacier to fall down. 162 00:09:42,745 --> 00:09:45,426 Was your face always that flat? 163 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:49,282 Looks like someone hit you with a frying pan. 164 00:09:50,182 --> 00:09:54,583 Frank, Thelma, may I speak to you in the kitchen a moment? 165 00:09:57,802 --> 00:10:01,551 Wow, you and Maddie are really rough on each other. 166 00:10:01,552 --> 00:10:04,496 Actually, this is the best we've ever gotten along. 167 00:10:05,419 --> 00:10:08,063 Must be your influence, chunky. 168 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,115 Ha, I have a nickname. 169 00:10:11,116 --> 00:10:12,801 Feels just like gym class. 170 00:10:13,008 --> 00:10:19,024 [Overlapping arguing] 171 00:10:19,676 --> 00:10:21,600 Good news! 172 00:10:22,802 --> 00:10:25,810 Look who decided to stay home for Christmas. 173 00:10:42,574 --> 00:10:46,080 Incoming. Baby Bird and Crazy Bird are heading to the nest. 174 00:10:47,676 --> 00:10:49,801 Mother, you knew it was intermission. 175 00:10:49,802 --> 00:10:53,317 You didn't need to stand up and yell, "Oh, you mean there's more?" 176 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,587 My first instinct was to pull the fire alarm. 177 00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:01,802 So what did you think of your daughter's play, Mrs. Kluszewski? 178 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:05,401 The part I was awake for was okay. 179 00:11:06,212 --> 00:11:07,934 See? She liked it. 180 00:11:08,286 --> 00:11:10,620 She wasn't in that part. 181 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:15,308 It's okay, 12 more hours, and she'll be gone, 182 00:11:15,309 --> 00:11:18,193 like that rash you got when you had to fly coach. 183 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,417 So maybe we ought to call it a night. 184 00:11:22,418 --> 00:11:24,478 What? No, no. What are you talking about? 185 00:11:24,479 --> 00:11:27,801 We haven't made pfeffernusse, or put on our Christmas pajamas. 186 00:11:27,903 --> 00:11:30,298 That is not your child. 187 00:11:31,871 --> 00:11:36,633 Arlo and his adopted mother had a lot of Christmas traditions. 188 00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:40,559 How sweet. I always envied parents who had lovable children. 189 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:43,957 That's it. I need to speak with my mother alone. 190 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:46,532 If the three of you could please excuse us, we... 191 00:11:50,802 --> 00:11:53,802 - What the hell is this about? - What...? 192 00:11:53,803 --> 00:11:56,080 This "Grandmother of the year" act. 193 00:11:56,346 --> 00:11:58,946 You cannot erase what a crappy mother you were to me 194 00:11:58,947 --> 00:12:01,259 by being nice to Arlo for one day. 195 00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:02,683 "Crappy mother"...? 196 00:12:02,802 --> 00:12:05,958 I'm not gonna stand here without a drink and listen to this! 197 00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:12,683 You know what? You never took any interest in anything I did. 198 00:12:12,684 --> 00:12:14,801 The only thing I could count on you for 199 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,564 was to never show up at one of my school plays. 200 00:12:17,565 --> 00:12:19,110 I don't remember that. 201 00:12:19,111 --> 00:12:22,420 - You don't remember your third husband. - I do too. 202 00:12:22,521 --> 00:12:25,521 He used to shave his ass and wear my shoes. 203 00:12:27,082 --> 00:12:28,563 God... 204 00:12:28,923 --> 00:12:30,981 Now it's Christmas! 205 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,678 So your entire family used to wear these things? 206 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:42,029 Yeah, there's a really funny story behind it. 207 00:12:42,030 --> 00:12:44,225 Yeah, I'll take your word for it. 208 00:12:46,744 --> 00:12:48,061 Hey! 209 00:12:48,756 --> 00:12:50,678 I wanna bake cookies too. 210 00:12:51,381 --> 00:12:53,678 Since when do you bake cookies? 211 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:56,985 Eat 'em... Like hyenas on a zebra. 212 00:12:57,928 --> 00:12:59,373 But bake 'em...? 213 00:12:59,893 --> 00:13:04,099 - Thelma and Frank, come and have fun! - Thelma: No, I'm tired! 214 00:13:04,108 --> 00:13:07,846 - Frank: And I look stupid! - We all look stupid! Get in here! 215 00:13:13,802 --> 00:13:17,137 Well, I'm beginning to think it was a mistake going commando. 216 00:13:17,645 --> 00:13:20,414 Come on. Let's make puffernoosers. 217 00:13:20,802 --> 00:13:22,801 Pu... noosergutters. 218 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,971 Let's make pot... What are they called again? 219 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,178 Pfeffernusse. 220 00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:28,608 [Laughs] That's not a real word. 221 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,449 Okay, first, we're gonna need two eggs. 222 00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:33,701 I know what it is! It's a nuganflogger. 223 00:13:34,794 --> 00:13:37,675 Look at you. You're embarrassing yourself. 224 00:13:37,676 --> 00:13:40,447 No, you're embarrassing myself! 225 00:13:41,478 --> 00:13:42,706 You want 'em separated? 226 00:13:42,707 --> 00:13:44,769 - No, just in a bowl. - I meant them. 227 00:13:46,355 --> 00:13:48,029 That's disgusting. 228 00:13:48,263 --> 00:13:50,818 No wonder you're still single. 229 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,457 Hey, you did that on purpose. 230 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,281 Listen, I have been raising this kid 231 00:14:01,282 --> 00:14:04,371 for 13 long days. 232 00:14:05,216 --> 00:14:09,094 You can't just swoop in here and steal my thunder! 233 00:14:09,095 --> 00:14:10,947 Oh, awesome. Look, I found the nutmeg! 234 00:14:10,948 --> 00:14:14,804 - My mom always had fresh-grated nut... - And, you, enough with the mom! 235 00:14:14,866 --> 00:14:17,865 I'm so sick of hearing about your freaking mother! 236 00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:22,292 I get it, I get it. She was a saint. I'm an idiot. She's better than me. 237 00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:25,952 - What are you talking about? - All of this. All... all of this. 238 00:14:25,953 --> 00:14:31,809 I did all of this for you, and it still isn't good enough! 239 00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:33,707 You know what? Every time I turn around, 240 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:38,164 all I hear is, "Oh, my mother knit our stockings." 241 00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:42,360 "My mother can make a freaking owl out of pine cones!" 242 00:14:43,514 --> 00:14:46,239 I could be drunk in bed right now. 243 00:14:46,796 --> 00:14:50,095 - You are drunk. - I could be in bed! 244 00:14:52,115 --> 00:14:53,357 You know what? 245 00:14:53,358 --> 00:14:56,747 I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad you gave me up for adoption. 246 00:14:56,858 --> 00:14:59,917 - At least I wasn't raised to be like you. - Finish her! 247 00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:02,122 [Laughs] 248 00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:07,312 You two are made for each other. Merry Christmas. 249 00:15:07,313 --> 00:15:10,313 Did your mother make up that expression too? 250 00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:17,171 - What are you grinning about? - I never clocked out. 251 00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:19,655 I'm getting double overtime for this. 252 00:15:22,581 --> 00:15:24,753 [Knocking on door] 253 00:15:24,754 --> 00:15:26,398 It's open. 254 00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:29,982 - Just wanted to say good-bye. - You're leaving? 255 00:15:29,983 --> 00:15:32,208 Well, the fun part of the night's over. 256 00:15:34,048 --> 00:15:38,215 Well, thanks for coming. Sorry the whole holiday was a bust. 257 00:15:38,216 --> 00:15:40,229 Uh, Arlo... 258 00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:45,869 Obviously, your mother and I... 259 00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:49,477 Aren't exactly what you might call... 260 00:15:50,832 --> 00:15:53,026 People who like each other. 261 00:15:55,211 --> 00:15:58,953 - But you should know this about her. - Can't wait. 262 00:15:59,955 --> 00:16:04,670 Well, when she was about seven... Eight months pregnant, 263 00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:07,831 she came to me and asked... 264 00:16:07,892 --> 00:16:11,770 Really begged me to help raise you. 265 00:16:11,964 --> 00:16:14,922 - Why? - Well, she wanted a career. 266 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,674 Oh, she wanted you too. 267 00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:22,635 I was always against the acting thing. I thought it was a step below a carny. 268 00:16:23,832 --> 00:16:28,831 But it was out of spite, more than anything, 269 00:16:28,832 --> 00:16:31,360 that I refused to help her. 270 00:16:31,971 --> 00:16:35,970 I told her, if she was going to have this baby, she was gonna do it all on her own, 271 00:16:36,236 --> 00:16:37,671 and, um... 272 00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:41,387 It scared the hell out of her. 273 00:16:44,957 --> 00:16:47,243 I was the reason 274 00:16:48,099 --> 00:16:49,845 she gave you up for... 275 00:16:50,023 --> 00:16:51,434 Adoption. 276 00:16:55,463 --> 00:16:57,462 You told him what? 277 00:16:57,463 --> 00:17:01,997 Oh, some B.S. story that I was the reason why you gave him up. 278 00:17:01,998 --> 00:17:04,843 I figured I'd just take the heat off you. 279 00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:08,368 - I don't know what to say. - I do. 280 00:17:08,956 --> 00:17:12,743 Pay to the order of Shirley Kluszewski, 20 grand. 281 00:17:13,726 --> 00:17:14,955 Whoa. 282 00:17:15,623 --> 00:17:18,579 Gotta hand it to you. You earned it this time. 283 00:17:20,285 --> 00:17:22,133 Merry Christmas, mother. 284 00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:27,676 We gonna have a Norman Rockwell moment, or you gonna hand me that check? 285 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,691 He's a good kid. 286 00:17:33,298 --> 00:17:36,368 Gullible, but good. You lucked out. 287 00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:37,847 I did. 288 00:17:40,048 --> 00:17:42,498 So would you like to come and see him again... 289 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,437 At Easter? 290 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:48,299 Did his family wear weird Easter pajamas? 291 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,251 What do you think? 292 00:17:50,252 --> 00:17:51,452 [Elevator bell dings] 293 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,652 See you then. 294 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:58,168 It'll cost you, though. 295 00:18:07,642 --> 00:18:09,419 It's beautiful, isn't it? 296 00:18:11,463 --> 00:18:13,992 I'm sorry about inviting your mother. 297 00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:17,315 Meeting her explains everything. 298 00:18:18,748 --> 00:18:21,594 Listen, I'm sorry I went off on you about your mother. 299 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,737 I can only imagine how much you must be missing her. 300 00:18:25,455 --> 00:18:27,840 Yeah, I am. 301 00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:31,068 Uh... 302 00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:33,660 Grandma Shirley, she... 303 00:18:34,104 --> 00:18:37,103 She told me that she's the reason you gave me up. 304 00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:40,835 I don't get it. Why didn't you just tell me the truth? 305 00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:44,123 The truth is I did give you up. 306 00:18:44,888 --> 00:18:46,696 The details don't change that. 307 00:18:48,123 --> 00:18:49,623 You know, it's funny. 308 00:18:49,844 --> 00:18:53,057 I was born into a family that I didn't fit into, 309 00:18:53,058 --> 00:18:57,110 and you were adopted into a family that fit you to a "T." 310 00:18:58,273 --> 00:19:00,128 This one fits too. 311 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:03,688 Or at least it's starting to. 312 00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:08,928 Are you guys cold out here? 313 00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:11,078 - No. - How about now? 314 00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:14,077 - Oh! - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 315 00:19:14,078 --> 00:19:16,077 - Oh! - Bring it on, bitches! 316 00:19:16,078 --> 00:19:20,078 [All shouting] 317 00:19:21,353 --> 00:19:24,150 Wait, wait! Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 318 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,662 It's really snowing! 319 00:19:26,663 --> 00:19:29,149 [All laugh] 320 00:19:29,304 --> 00:19:31,891 Oh, Merry Christmas, everyone! 321 00:19:31,892 --> 00:19:34,649 - Merry Christmas! - Yes, Merry Christmas. 322 00:19:35,765 --> 00:19:37,470 [Screams] Oh! 323 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:42,410 No, no, no. 324 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:48,460 [Indistinct chatter, laughter] 325 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,921 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com 326 00:19:52,409 --> 00:19:54,619 [Upbeat jazz music] 327 00:19:55,409 --> 00:20:03,409 ♪