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<i>Kirstie is recorded in front
of a live studio audience.</i>

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We got to cut down
this Christmas bonus list.

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I don't know half these people.
Who is Juan?

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The swarthy maintenance guy...
With the extra large toolbox...?

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Oh, Juan...!

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Yeah, I'm gonna
deliver this one myself.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, what
are you doing with that tree?

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You know I don't like life
in the house.

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It may not be perfect, but
my adopted parents and I

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used to always pick out the Christmas
tree we knew nobody else would want.

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- Aw, that's so Charlie Brown.
- Thanks.

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I hate Charlie Brown.

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So where do you guys keep
all the Christmas decorations?

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We don't really do Christmas
around here, Arlo.

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- Seriously...?
- Well, Maddie works over the Holidays,

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so after the Christmas Eve show,
me and Frank take our bonus checks.

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I go to Atlantic City, and he does
whatever the hell he does.

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I'm going
helicopter skiing.

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You know, they drop you down
on top of a glacier. It's like...

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- You must be an expert.
- Never been.

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See, our holiday plans
are all set.

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He's risking his life,
she's risking her retirement,

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and I'll be unwrapping Juan's gift
in the boiler room.

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Christmas couldn't get
merrier than that, could it?

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Well, you guys all at least
exchange gifts, right?

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- Of course.
- Checks? That's so impersonal.

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What, were you gonna
give me a check too?

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No...

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Maddie, maybe you should reconsider
doing Christmas this year.

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Arlo keeps talking about all these
wonderful holiday memories...

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With his mother....

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Well, holiday memories with
my mother are <i>not</i> wonderful.

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She used to get drunk and throw
our Christmas potato at us.

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I'm sorry, it sounded like
you said "Christmas potato"?

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Yeah, you know, that tradition
where the matriarch of the family

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wakes you up Christmas morning
with a hot baked spud to the head?

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It was in my book, people.

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Maddie, look at him.

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He's like one of those kids whose lives
you can change for only 16¢ a month.

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Arlo...

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Listen up.

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You and I are gonna have a real Christmas
just like you had with your other family.

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- Awesome!
- What did you guys do?

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Well, you know,
the normal stuff.

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We'd hang lights.
We'd put up a nativity scene.

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- We'd make a gingerbread house...
- We'll do all that.

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But let's keep it small.

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- Maddie, what did you do?
- Do you love it?

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The theme is "A Victorian
Winter Wonderland."

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Uh, where did you put
my tree?

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Doesn't it smell wonderful?

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Feel the warmth.

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Season 1, Episode 4
"Little Bummer Boy"

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Synced by Reef
www.addic7ed.com

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You know, I'm really getting into this
whole "Spirit of Christmas" crap.

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We've got lights,
a gingerbread house.

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Have you met
the Three Wise Men?

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Uh, is that a real baby
in there?

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Enjoy him now, kid.
He can only work four hours a day.

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- Let me guess, Santa's choppering in?
- No, Frank's making snow on the balcony.

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He's cutting it
with baking soda out of habit.

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- Maddie, can we talk?
- Yeah.

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Hey, kid, Happy Holidays.

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Look, I'm not trying to go
all Christmas Nazi on you.

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Oh, I'm glad, because that
would be a terrible theme.

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Maddie, that out there...

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Is awesome, undeniably.

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- It's just a little over the top.
- Thank you.

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This... this is like
Christmas at Macy's.

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I mean, you have
professional actors out there.

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"Professional?"

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You should have seen
Balthasar in <i>The Wiz.</i>

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Thumbs down.

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Listen, the holiday is about
spending time with your family.

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I don't care
if we just string some popcorn.

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- That's what me and my mom used to do.
- Oh, okay.

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Well, if that's what your mom used
to do, then that's what we're gonna do.

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We're gonna have
a dead mom Christmas.

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Also not a great theme.

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Merry Christmas Eve, everyone.
Yeah, open 'em at the same time.

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- Pickles?
- No, not just pickles.

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I've been working
on my brining technique.

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Yeah, this is
the two-hour pickle.

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You know the worst part of pickles,
when the taste runs out?

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Well, not with a Frank Baxter
two-hour pickle.

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That's 120 minutes of garlic, dill,
and a rare African spice called...

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Well, I won't be regifting this one.
That's for sure.

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Okay, it's my turn!
It's my turn!

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Don't let the check shape fool you.
They're not checks.

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They're gift certificates!

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So it's like a check you can use
in fewer places and can't cash.

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Yes, and the great part is that
every dollar you spend, I get miles!

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Enjoy.

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Okay, my turn.

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Now first, for the woman
who welcomed me here with open arms.

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Thelma...

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Oh, my God.

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That is so thoughtful!
Arlo, I love it!

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A wooden turtle is not a better gift
than a gift certificate...

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To selected stores
and kiosks.

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Thelma collects turtles.

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- She does not.
- Yes, I do.

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Well, then stop it.
You're a grown woman.

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Okay, Maddie, are you ready?
'Cause that's your gift from me.

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And I don't want to toot my own horn,
but be ready to be bowled over.

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What?

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I hope it isn't
a Santa stripper.

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Although I have
been pretty naughty.

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Merry Christmas!

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- Mother!
- I read your book.

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Here's your Christmas potato.

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- I'm Arlo, your grandson.
- So you're the little boomerang.

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- Come to grandma.
- Don't, it's a trick.

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You seem like real folk.

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I misjudged you.

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You did sleep with someone
who couldn't further your career.

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For your information, I slept with
tons of guys for no reason at all!

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That's true.
She's not just bragging.

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Well, come on. Aren't you
gonna hug your mother?

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- Mother.
- Daughter.

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Is there a window open?

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Arlo, you really
shouldn't have done this.

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Come on, the woman
only lives three hours away.

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It's crazy you never see each other,
especially on Christmas.

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You saw her throw a potato at me.
We don't get along.

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Yeah, I picked up on that,
but she's here.

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Let's just have
a little fun.

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There's nothing a little decking the halls
and hanging the stockings won't cure.

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Oh, there will be
decking and hanging.

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Don't blame the kid.
He called and begged me to come.

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I thought you were
on the drugs again.

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I wish.

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Mrs. Kluszewski, I'm Thelma Katz.
We met many years ago.

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Yeah, I know.
You're the crazy turtle lady.

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And this is Frank Baxter,
Maddie's driver.

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Frank, Shirley Kluszewski.

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Well, I see
where Maddie gets her beauty.

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And her psychotic gaze.

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Well, now that I'm here, why don't you
give me that 20 grand we talked about?

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- We never talked about any 20 grand.
- Oh, we just did.

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- Can I get you a drink?
- Do you have any peppermint schnapps?

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- No.
- Didn't think so.

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Well, I'm sure you guys
have a lot of catching up to do,

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and I got a Blackjack table
waiting for me in Atlantic City.

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And I've got
a glacier to fall down.

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Was your face
always that flat?

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Looks like someone
hit you with a frying pan.

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Frank, Thelma, may I speak to you
in the kitchen a moment?

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Wow, you and Maddie are
really rough on each other.

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Actually, this is the best
we've ever gotten along.

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Must be your influence,
chunky.

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Ha, I have a nickname.

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Feels just like gym class.

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Good news!

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Look who decided
to stay home for Christmas.

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Incoming. Baby Bird and Crazy Bird
are heading to the nest.

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Mother, you knew
it was intermission.

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You didn't need to stand up and yell,
"Oh, you mean there's more?"

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My first instinct
was to pull the fire alarm.

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So what did you think of your
daughter's play, Mrs. Kluszewski?

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The part I was awake for
was okay.

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See?
She liked it.

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She wasn't in that part.

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It's okay, 12 more hours,
and she'll be gone,

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like that rash you got
when you had to fly coach.

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So maybe we ought
to call it a night.

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What? No, no.
What are you talking about?

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We haven't made pfeffernusse,
or put on our Christmas pajamas.

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That is not your child.

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Arlo and his adopted mother
had a lot of Christmas traditions.

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How sweet. I always envied parents
who had lovable children.

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That's it. I need to speak
with my mother alone.

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If the three of you
could please excuse us, we...

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- What the hell is this about?
- What...?

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This "Grandmother
of the year" act.

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You cannot erase what
a crappy mother you were to me

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by being nice to Arlo
for one day.

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"Crappy mother"...?

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I'm not gonna stand here without
a drink and listen to this!

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You know what? You never took
any interest in anything I did.

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The only thing
I could count on you for

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was to never show up
at one of my school plays.

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I don't remember that.

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- You don't remember your third husband.
- I do too.

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He used to shave his ass
and wear my shoes.

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God...

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<i>Now</i> it's Christmas!

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So your entire family
used to wear these things?

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Yeah, there's a really
funny story behind it.

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Yeah, I'll take
your word for it.

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Hey!

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I wanna bake cookies too.

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Since when do you
bake cookies?

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Eat 'em...
Like hyenas on a zebra.

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But bake 'em...?

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- Thelma and Frank, come and have fun!
- No, I'm tired!

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- And I look stupid!
- We all look stupid! Get in here!

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Well, I'm beginning to think
it was a mistake going commando.

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Come on. Let's make
<i>puffernoosers</i>.

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<i>Pu... noosergutters</i>.

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Let's make <i>pot</i>...
What are they called again?

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<i>Pfeffernusse.</i>

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That's not a real word.

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Okay, first,
we're gonna need two eggs.

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I know what it is!
It's a <i>nuganflogger.</i>

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Look at you.
You're embarrassing yourself.

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No,
you're embarrassing myself!

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You want 'em separated?

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- No, just in a bowl.
- I meant them.

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That's disgusting.

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No wonder
you're still single.

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Hey, you did that
on purpose.

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Listen, I have been
raising this kid

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for 13 long days.

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You can't just swoop in here
and steal my thunder!

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Oh, awesome.
Look, I found the nutmeg!

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- My mom always had fresh-grated nut...
- And, you, enough with the mom!

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I'm so sick of hearing
about your freaking mother!

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I get it, I get it. She was a saint.
I'm an idiot. She's better than me.

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- What are you talking about?
- All of this. All... all of this.

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I did all of this for you,
and it still isn't good enough!

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You know what?
Every time I turn around,

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all I hear is, "Oh, my mother
knit our stockings."

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"My mother can make a freaking
owl out of pine cones!"

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I could be drunk
in bed right now.

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- You are drunk.
- I could be in bed!

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You know what?

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I never thought I'd say this, but
I'm glad you gave me up for adoption.

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- At least I wasn't raised to be like you.
- Finish her!

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You two are made for each other.
Merry Christmas.

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Did your mother
make up that expression too?

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- What are you grinning about?
- I never clocked out.

233
00:15:16,803 --> 00:15:19,286
I'm getting
double overtime for this.

234
00:15:24,385 --> 00:15:26,029
It's open.

235
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,613
- Just wanted to say good-bye.
- You're leaving?

236
00:15:29,614 --> 00:15:31,839
Well, the fun part
of the night's over.

237
00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:37,846
Well, thanks for coming.
Sorry the whole holiday was a bust.

238
00:15:37,847 --> 00:15:39,860
Uh, Arlo...

239
00:15:41,346 --> 00:15:45,500
Obviously,
your mother and I...

240
00:15:45,501 --> 00:15:49,108
Aren't exactly
what you might call...

241
00:15:50,463 --> 00:15:52,657
People who like each other.

242
00:15:54,842 --> 00:15:58,584
- But you should know this about her.
- Can't wait.

243
00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:04,301
Well, when she was about seven...
Eight months pregnant,

244
00:16:04,468 --> 00:16:07,462
she came to me and asked...

245
00:16:07,523 --> 00:16:11,401
Really begged me
to help raise you.

246
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,553
- Why?
- Well, she wanted a career.

247
00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:17,305
Oh, she wanted you too.

248
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:22,266
I was always against the acting thing.
I thought it was a step below a carny.

249
00:16:23,463 --> 00:16:28,462
But it was out of spite,
more than anything,

250
00:16:28,463 --> 00:16:30,991
that I refused
to help her.

251
00:16:31,602 --> 00:16:35,601
I told her, if she was going to have this
baby, she was gonna do it all on her own,

252
00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,302
and, um...

253
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:41,018
It scared the hell
out of her.

254
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,874
I was the reason

255
00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:49,476
she gave you up for...

256
00:16:49,654 --> 00:16:51,065
Adoption.

257
00:16:55,094 --> 00:16:57,093
You told him what?

258
00:16:57,094 --> 00:17:01,628
Oh, some B.S. story that I was
the reason why you gave him up.

259
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,474
I figured it'd just
take the heat off you.

260
00:17:05,286 --> 00:17:07,999
- I don't know what to say.
- I do.

261
00:17:08,587 --> 00:17:12,374
Pay to the order
of Shirley Kluszewski, 20 grand.

262
00:17:15,254 --> 00:17:18,210
Gotta hand it to you.
You earned it this time.

263
00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,764
Merry Christmas, mother.

264
00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:27,307
We gonna have a Norman Rockwell moment,
or you gonna hand me that check?

265
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:32,322
He's a good kid.

266
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:35,999
Gullible, but good.
You lucked out.

267
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,478
I did.

268
00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:42,129
So would you like to come
and see him again...

269
00:17:42,591 --> 00:17:44,068
At Easter?

270
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,930
Did his family wear
weird Easter pajamas?

271
00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:49,882
What do you think?

272
00:17:51,493 --> 00:17:53,283
See you then.

273
00:17:55,922 --> 00:17:57,799
It'll cost you, though.

274
00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:09,050
It's beautiful,
isn't it?

275
00:18:11,094 --> 00:18:13,623
I'm sorry
about inviting your mother.

276
00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:16,946
Meeting her
explains everything.

277
00:18:18,379 --> 00:18:21,225
Listen, I'm sorry I went off
on you about your mother.

278
00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:24,368
I can only imagine how much
you must be missing her.

279
00:18:25,086 --> 00:18:27,471
Yeah, I am.

280
00:18:31,148 --> 00:18:33,291
Grandma Shirley, she...

281
00:18:33,735 --> 00:18:36,734
She told me that
she's the reason you gave me up.

282
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:40,466
I don't get it. Why didn't you
just tell me the truth?

283
00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:43,754
The truth is
I did give you up.

284
00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,327
The details
don't change that.

285
00:18:47,754 --> 00:18:49,254
You know, it's funny.

286
00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:52,688
I was born into a family
that I didn't fit into,

287
00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:56,741
and you were adopted into
a family that fit you to a "T."

288
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,759
This one fits too.

289
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:03,319
Or at least
it's starting to.

290
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,559
Are you guys
cold out here?

291
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:10,709
- No.
- How about now?

292
00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:15,708
- Oh!
- Bring it on, bitches!

293
00:19:20,984 --> 00:19:23,781
Wait, wait! Hold up.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

294
00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:26,293
It's really snowing!

295
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,522
Oh, Merry Christmas,
everyone!

296
00:19:31,523 --> 00:19:34,280
- Merry Christmas!
- Yes, Merry Christmas.

297
00:19:39,451 --> 00:19:42,041
No, no, no.

298
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:45,042
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