﻿1
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Felix, get your father.

2
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- How did it go at the doctor's?
- What's your problem?

3
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Oscar can walk, but my family
can't remember me.

4
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Jake, son.

5
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<i>It's not just that we've been forgotten.
There are whole new lives.</i>

6
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Like a different version
of the same reality.

7
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- Mum!
- I don't have a son.

8
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Are you that nut job
who came to my house yesterday?

9
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What are you doing
talking to my girlfriend?

10
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<i>Run, stalker!</i>

11
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<i>It was no storm.</i>

12
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<i>I think there might be forces at play
which we don't understand.</i>

13
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<i>She was that creepy woman
from the forest.</i>

14
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<i>Where'd you get that from?</i>

15
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- Adults only.
- The amulet picks you.

16
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Hey, watch out!

17
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You just saved my life.

18
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Season 1, Episode 5

19
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Subbed by Reef
www.addic7ed.com

20
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It is so cool up here, Oscar.
You can see the whole of Bremin.

21
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Just a little bit further.

22
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- Come on, Oskie, what are you scared of?
- I'm not "scared".

23
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<i>Felix...!</i>

24
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- Aah...!
- Oscar, no!

25
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<i>My baby...</i>

26
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My baby...

27
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My poor baby boy...

28
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He's my baby...

29
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<i>This porridge is gross.</i>

30
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- Oh, poor baby...
- But it's not even cooked.

31
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Harden up, Andy, porridge
is the breakfast of champions.

32
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Oh, a raw food movement, cool!

33
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- There's nothing left.
- You snooze, you lose.

34
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- Thanks a lot, so-called friends.
- You're welcome, freak.

35
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Will you stop calling me "freak"?

36
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No.

37
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I thought freakiness was his thing.

38
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- Do we have toilet paper?
- Dude, we don't even have a toilet.

39
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Hey, Oscar, just coming...

40
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...To see you.

41
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You know...
When you run away from <i>us</i>...

42
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Really hurts our feelings.

43
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- Doesn't it, Dyl'?
- Yeah.

44
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Would you look at that...

45
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The weirdo has a little toy.

46
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P-please don't...

47
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- Please don't break it. It's a Valtirian.
- Come on, guys, just... leave him alone.

48
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You hear something, Dyl'?

49
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- Nup.
- Nup...?

50
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It's what you get for being
such a freak in front of us.

51
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Don't call him a freak!

52
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- Get off!
- Run, Oscar, run!

53
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Well, I think we can all agree
that was unexpected...

54
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Now, if you’ll just excuse me...

55
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This is a terrible idea.
We should be laying low.

56
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No, no, no, no,
we impress a few people,

57
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elevate our social status,
and then it's "good bye scavenging".

58
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People'll be lining up
to invite us to dinner.

59
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You know, speaking of jobs,
we could try making some cash.

60
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Way ahead of you, big man...

61
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Hello, Bremin.
Prepare to fall in love with me.

62
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Again.

63
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Fascinating.

64
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It's like he's the president
of his own fan club.

65
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___

66
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___

67
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Jake...

68
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First, I will lure them in.

69
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Fearlessly acting as bait.

70
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Then, when Trent and Dylan attack,

71
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the Trianite mothership
will close in from behind

72
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and squash their heads!

73
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- And...
- Oscar!

74
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Oscar... Just bringing
back your thingy.

75
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Before you appeared,
I was number... four

76
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on Trent's and Dylan's bully list
and now I'm like two.

77
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In front of Mike Parker.
He brings a stuffed unicorn to school.

78
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A unicorn...

79
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- But you needed help.
- I needed to be left alone.

80
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Yeah, that was working out well
for you.

81
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Ah, just go away!

82
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And what if I don't?

83
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What if I stay here?

84
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Pitch at little Teepee
and use his litter box as a toilet.

85
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What if everybody hears
about the freak in the front yard,

86
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and I tell them
we're BFFs.

87
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Only girls say "BFFs".

88
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Then you'll be known as the friend
of the girlie front yard freak.

89
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And that'll make you...

90
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Number one on the list.

91
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I see you're well versed
in the art of blackmail.

92
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Yeah...

93
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I also overheard you
talking to yourself.

94
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- I wasn't talking to myself.
- Then who were you talking to?

95
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<i>His name...
Is Centaurus the Deadly.</i>

96
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<i>Warrior outcast
of the Sarax Tribe.</i>

97
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"Warrior outcast"...
Very Metal.

98
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It's different to how I had it.
I mean, <i>would... have it</i>.

99
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Why is it that you wanna
hang out with me so much?

100
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- It's weird.
- I think we could be a good team.

101
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We're similar.

102
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<i>I don't see
any similarities.</i>

103
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- You must really love that magazine.
- No... I have to cut out the coupons.

104
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Twenty equals <i>one</i> of the Valtirian
cruisers that was obliterated today.

105
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- Because of <i>you</i>.
- You know, if I helped...

106
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We could get it done
in half the time.

107
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<i>Oscar!</i>

108
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Oscar? I know
you're in there.

109
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Can't people tell
that <i>I'm working</i> here...?

110
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Oh, the beast
has left the swamp.

111
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Look, this is serious.
My dog, Wikileaks, is missing.

112
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Look, I'd love to help,
I'd really would, but...

113
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I... I'm too busy, you know?
Not... caring.

114
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- You...
- You remember me!

115
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You were with the guy
from the bus.

116
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- He saved my life.
- I can help you look for Wikileaks.

117
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He's more likely to run
if he sees...

118
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You... What did you say
your friend's name was, again?

119
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I didn't.
It's Andy.

120
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Andy...

121
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Tell him...
"Ellen says hi".

122
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- And I'm Felix.
- Yeah... Sure.

123
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More friends, Oscar...
Mr. Popular!

124
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Mum... please, go back in the house.
And... <i>she</i> is not my friend.

125
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- I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.
- I'm Felix.

126
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You have a lovely home, Mrs. Ferne.

127
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Thank you, Felix.

128
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Sorry, must be hay fever.

129
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Oh! I think I need
antihistamines.

130
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You know, you should
come here more often, Felix.

131
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Wouldn't it be wonderful, Oscar?
I'm just ducking to the chemist.

132
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Have fun, boys.

133
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Blackmail and toadying...
You are formidable.

134
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Hi...

135
00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:21,451
How can I help you...

136
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Uhm... my Dad and I
are moving here...?

137
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Uhm, to Bremin, and he... sent me in
to have a look at some houses to rent.

138
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- Your dad sent you here...?
- Yeah.

139
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And did your dad send you
round to my house, too?

140
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Oh, yeah, sorry, that was a... That was
a dare. A friend of mine dared me.

141
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A friend of yours dared you
to go to a complete stranger

142
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and call her...
your mother.

143
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Yep.

144
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- Well, you have strange friends.
- Yeah, not by choice.

145
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All right, so, what sort of property
are we looking at?

146
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Uhm... A proper house,
something big...

147
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- Mhm...
- View to the river...

148
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With a big backyard...

149
00:10:03,839 --> 00:10:05,775
You like the Bremin bandicoots.

150
00:10:06,112 --> 00:10:09,685
- I love the bandicoots, yes.
- I love the bandicoots, too...

151
00:10:09,865 --> 00:10:12,414
I mean, I will,
when I get here.

152
00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:14,910
Obviously, I don't yet,
because I'm new, but...

153
00:10:14,935 --> 00:10:17,386
- I'm sure I will.
- It could be hard being new.

154
00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,361
Especially when you miss
people from back home.

155
00:10:22,373 --> 00:10:24,531
All right, now, I've a few ideas,
here, look.

156
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:30,486
- Are you okay?
- No, my head is killing me.

157
00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,620
- Ooh...
- You never get headaches.

158
00:10:32,902 --> 00:10:35,482
No, I don't...
Oh, okay.

159
00:10:35,483 --> 00:10:37,610
Do you want me to get you
some painkillers...?

160
00:10:37,611 --> 00:10:39,188
No, it's all right, I'll be fine.

161
00:10:39,189 --> 00:10:41,702
You just stay here, I'll be back
in a minute, all right?

162
00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:46,081
Thank you for the coupon assistance.
Now... goodbye and have a...

163
00:10:46,082 --> 00:10:47,939
Long and productive life.

164
00:10:48,174 --> 00:10:51,962
What... You gonna give me
a gold star and send me on my way?

165
00:11:01,424 --> 00:11:04,229
Oscar... We have to go inside.
Now.

166
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,855
- Yes, we do.
- Run!

167
00:11:08,988 --> 00:11:10,994
Things like this keep happening.

168
00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:14,458
Weird weather, creepy things
that go bang in the night...

169
00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:16,600
Now, crazy bees!

170
00:11:24,499 --> 00:11:26,135
<i>Be gone!</i>

171
00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:30,021
Behold, the repelling power
of the crystals!

172
00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:38,250
You think I'm insane,
don't you...

173
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:43,206
There are 23 different alien species
living among us right now.

174
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Communicating via telepathy.

175
00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:48,329
Maybe you're one of them.
The bees can tell.

176
00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:51,772
- We have to get help.
- "We"...? You have to get help.

177
00:11:51,805 --> 00:11:55,305
- I'm gonna stay here, make a sandwich.
- You want to be stuck here with them?

178
00:11:55,412 --> 00:11:56,857
What if they get in here?

179
00:11:56,882 --> 00:12:01,224
Can you imagine what it'd be like to be
killed by ten thousand bee stings?

180
00:12:01,874 --> 00:12:03,642
Excruciating.

181
00:12:04,619 --> 00:12:07,397
Lucky my Mum is mental
about insects.

182
00:12:10,382 --> 00:12:13,128
Apparently, these are much better
at protecting us from bees.

183
00:12:13,153 --> 00:12:14,853
- You got any more?
- Yeah...

184
00:12:17,682 --> 00:12:19,842
Okay. The enemy
are out the front.

185
00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:22,378
So we need to take
the secret escape route.

186
00:12:22,574 --> 00:12:24,008
Through the neighbour’s yard.

187
00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:26,278
How do you know about
the secret escape route?

188
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,579
Whoa, telepathy...!

189
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:46,446
All righty, give generously
to a skater in need.

190
00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:49,059
<i>I'll be here all day.
Okay?</i>

191
00:12:49,295 --> 00:12:52,232
Hey, don't forget.
I do requests.

192
00:12:52,694 --> 00:12:54,236
Anyone...?

193
00:12:55,479 --> 00:12:57,956
It was him.
He broke into our house.

194
00:12:57,981 --> 00:13:01,016
- I thought it was a mate's place.
- Ow, come on!

195
00:13:01,621 --> 00:13:04,160
There was a break and enter
at Bremin High last weekend.

196
00:13:04,185 --> 00:13:06,114
- You know anything about that?
- No.

197
00:13:06,177 --> 00:13:08,663
- You from around here?
- No.

198
00:13:09,945 --> 00:13:12,631
- So what are you doing here?
- Holiday.

199
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,057
- In Bremin...
- Yes.

200
00:13:16,597 --> 00:13:18,408
No skating on the footpath.

201
00:13:18,643 --> 00:13:22,183
Let that be your first
and final warning, okay?

202
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:30,005
You skate like a gimp.

203
00:13:34,131 --> 00:13:35,479
Great.

204
00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:42,387
Quite an entrance...
Who are you trying to scam today?

205
00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:44,940
- Useless.
- I could have told you that.

206
00:13:44,941 --> 00:13:47,937
- I need the book.
- The book you stole from my store room?

207
00:13:47,962 --> 00:13:51,030
I borrowed it!
For... half a minute.

208
00:13:51,055 --> 00:13:53,844
I-I think he's an alien.
He's got telepathy.

209
00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:55,254
Really...?

210
00:13:55,373 --> 00:13:58,506
- What am I thinking?
- You're thinking...

211
00:13:58,929 --> 00:14:02,470
I hate teenage boys and I wish
they would stop coming into my shop.

212
00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:06,011
Close enough.

213
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,616
Are you Andy?

214
00:14:25,922 --> 00:14:27,767
My mission was to deliver this.

215
00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:31,713
- What is that?
- Lavender...?

216
00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:38,122
"U plus M to the power of <i>e</i>
equals heart symbol"...?

217
00:14:38,592 --> 00:14:42,331
- What's "M to the power of <i>e</i>"?
- It's "You plus me equals love".

218
00:14:42,356 --> 00:14:43,621
But not as in <i>me</i>.

219
00:14:43,646 --> 00:14:45,550
- Who's it from?
- That's a secret.

220
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,778
This is the second strangest thing
that's ever happened to me.

221
00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:58,369
You sure you didn't just...
Disturb their hive?

222
00:14:58,394 --> 00:15:01,974
No. They chased us into the house,
and then, here.

223
00:15:01,999 --> 00:15:05,651
And before that, there was
this strange, hellish storm.

224
00:15:05,676 --> 00:15:08,534
- Hmm. Elemental attacks.
- What are they?

225
00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:10,784
Earth, Fire,
Water and Air

226
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,167
are the building blocks of
everything that we know,

227
00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:17,460
and for some reason, they appear
hell-bent on ruining your day.

228
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:23,304
Most of the people that come into
my shop are after scented candles and...

229
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,396
Dolphin statues,
but you're different, Felix.

230
00:15:26,648 --> 00:15:28,291
Are you the real thing?

231
00:15:28,817 --> 00:15:30,760
Will you help me
if I am?

232
00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:33,768
Then, yes.

233
00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,900
This is very special.

234
00:15:41,221 --> 00:15:43,736
It can protect against
elemental attacks.

235
00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:48,902
- What is that?
- It's her Book of Shadows.

236
00:15:49,254 --> 00:15:51,050
It's where she keeps
her spells.

237
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,477
Here it is.

238
00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:57,030
This is the spell
to activate the talisman.

239
00:15:57,077 --> 00:15:59,178
- You do the next part.
- Why me?

240
00:15:59,203 --> 00:16:01,141
I need to make sure
you're for real.

241
00:16:03,977 --> 00:16:05,659
Seal the circle.

242
00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:10,465
Divinity of the Elements...

243
00:16:11,207 --> 00:16:12,763
I summon Thee.

244
00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:15,889
Earth...

245
00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:18,417
Water...

246
00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:21,020
Air...

247
00:16:23,005 --> 00:16:24,357
Fire.

248
00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:32,404
Within this stone,
I invoke Ye place

249
00:16:32,429 --> 00:16:35,301
your greatest strength,
your kindest grace.

250
00:16:35,449 --> 00:16:37,882
<i>And while this stone
remains at hand...</i>

251
00:16:38,384 --> 00:16:40,857
<i>Thou shalt be safe
throughout this land.</i>

252
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:52,179
Behold,
the Elemental Talisman.

253
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:14,937
- Well, that was disappointing.
- And painful!

254
00:17:14,962 --> 00:17:17,480
You failed the test.
I want my talisman back.

255
00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:19,728
But I was just doing
what you told me to do.

256
00:17:19,753 --> 00:17:21,640
Maybe they're alien bees.

257
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,198
That's why they're immune
to your magic.

258
00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:26,420
- Maybe you're right.
- I am...?

259
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,639
If what's attacking us
comes from another world,

260
00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:30,982
then we need to use Elements
<i>from another world!</i>

261
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,212
And where do we get
Elements from another world?

262
00:17:34,198 --> 00:17:35,458
I have an idea.

263
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,728
<i>Why are you giving me this?</i>

264
00:18:10,753 --> 00:18:12,869
I've never been admired before.

265
00:18:12,894 --> 00:18:15,705
Except by my parents, but...
That's compulsory.

266
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:19,147
Uh, I need some advice.
What's the full state of obligation?

267
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,593
You know, the more you talk,
the less I understand...?

268
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,108
You still here...
Sarah's a bit under the weather, mate.

269
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:31,533
- It's okay. I can wait.
- She's gone home for the day, mate.

270
00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:33,675
Come on, let's go get Sam.

271
00:18:34,753 --> 00:18:36,412
I'll be back tomorrow.

272
00:18:41,566 --> 00:18:45,168
If you make that, you can
keep the board you stole off me.

273
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,707
It's <i>my</i> board, anyway.

274
00:18:59,893 --> 00:19:01,617
Suck it, haters!

275
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:05,084
I am Bremin's Tony Hawk.
The greatest of all time.

276
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,320
"First and last warning",
remember?

277
00:19:08,626 --> 00:19:10,454
I'll be taking that board.

278
00:19:10,479 --> 00:19:14,188
You know what would make me happy?
If I never saw your face again.

279
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,337
Enjoy the rest of your holiday.

280
00:19:25,556 --> 00:19:29,583
- That cop... He's my Dad!
- I had no idea.

281
00:19:29,608 --> 00:19:32,175
But he shouldn't be.
A cop.

282
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,200
- Not in the real world.
- What is he, then?

283
00:19:34,357 --> 00:19:37,344
- He's the world's biggest loser.
- As in "fat"?

284
00:19:37,369 --> 00:19:38,796
As in "loser".

285
00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:41,479
You know the strangest thing
about this experience?

286
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,139
- How much you're loving it...?
- We don't exist here.

287
00:19:44,164 --> 00:19:46,735
And our non-existence
has changed this world.

288
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,638
Take your family, Sam.
You were never born.

289
00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:52,048
But a few months later,
your parents had another son.

290
00:19:52,049 --> 00:19:53,477
And they gave him
the same name.

291
00:19:53,478 --> 00:19:54,890
- Sammy.
- Okay...? 'Pcch!'

292
00:19:55,276 --> 00:19:58,458
- It's the sound of my mind blowing.
- And the two of you are so alike.

293
00:19:58,459 --> 00:20:00,425
Hey, I'm nothing
like that twisted gimp.

294
00:20:00,426 --> 00:20:02,112
- Well, he is better looking.
- What?!

295
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,862
And you, Jake, in the old world,
your mother was single.

296
00:20:04,863 --> 00:20:06,429
And your father
was a loser.

297
00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:08,280
- Your words.
- And your point is...?

298
00:20:08,281 --> 00:20:11,576
But in this world... Your mother
is married. With a great job.

299
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,375
And your father
is an officer of the law.

300
00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:16,445
Right, so by being born, I ruined
both my parents' lives, yeah?

301
00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:19,685
- I didn't mean it to sound like it did.
- You mean, like the truth?

302
00:20:21,538 --> 00:20:24,619
Good one, Andy.
"Open mouth, change feet."

303
00:20:40,087 --> 00:20:43,694
- This is where you live...?
- Well, you live in a magic shop.

304
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,513
Shall I come in?

305
00:20:45,514 --> 00:20:48,535
I think it's gonna be hard
enough to explain Oscar.

306
00:20:50,974 --> 00:20:52,974
Don't bother talking
about magic with them.

307
00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:56,749
- Why, aren't they aliens too?
- Yeah, from the Planet Cretin.

308
00:20:57,062 --> 00:20:58,999
So... what's our plan?

309
00:20:59,945 --> 00:21:01,726
Find our Elements.

310
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,050
Let's start by running...?

311
00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:14,234
- What's he doing here?
- That doesn't matter right now.

312
00:21:14,235 --> 00:21:16,041
So what does he know?
Do we have to kill him?

313
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,282
I know that you're aliens,

314
00:21:17,283 --> 00:21:20,030
and there's a swarm of killer alien
bees right outside that door.

315
00:21:20,055 --> 00:21:21,280
Yeah, right...

316
00:21:22,274 --> 00:21:24,500
- Aah! Aah!
- Guys!

317
00:21:25,423 --> 00:21:27,893
Wait! CFCs are terrible
for the environment.

318
00:21:28,222 --> 00:21:30,010
Oh, it's okay,
these're organic.

319
00:21:30,683 --> 00:21:32,535
They're coming in
through the gaps!

320
00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:34,361
So, what do we do next?

321
00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:37,595
Throughout history, human beings
have been associated with the Elements.

322
00:21:38,316 --> 00:21:41,414
Jake, there's a hole over here.
We need something to fill it, a shoe!

323
00:21:41,415 --> 00:21:44,124
- Use your own!
- Too small! Throw me one of yours.

324
00:21:48,988 --> 00:21:52,455
Jake - practical, stubborn,
brutish - Earth.

325
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,600
So, the other boys
are the other Elements!

326
00:21:54,601 --> 00:21:58,932
I hope. Andy - fluid thinker,
kind of wet - Water.

327
00:21:58,957 --> 00:22:00,253
Perimeter breach!

328
00:22:08,539 --> 00:22:09,966
Here, here...

329
00:22:14,615 --> 00:22:16,536
Snot. Gross...

330
00:22:16,561 --> 00:22:21,442
Okay. That leaves selfish, superficial,
head in the clouds - Sam. Air.

331
00:22:21,622 --> 00:22:23,200
We just have to catch
his breath.

332
00:22:24,225 --> 00:22:28,429
This is it! The championship quarter!
Prepare for war!

333
00:22:30,472 --> 00:22:31,776
Who let rip?

334
00:22:31,801 --> 00:22:34,399
I hope that's not the last thing
I ever smell!

335
00:22:47,404 --> 00:22:49,606
Divinity of the Elements...

336
00:22:49,888 --> 00:22:53,421
Earth, Water, Air, Fire.

337
00:22:53,844 --> 00:22:55,712
I invoke Thee.

338
00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:21,569
Where's...
Where's Felix?

339
00:23:28,387 --> 00:23:31,087
Coming out to collect your
Most Useless Chicken Award?

340
00:23:31,112 --> 00:23:35,291
- <i>D minus</i> for participation, freak.
- You seemed to have it under control...

341
00:23:35,385 --> 00:23:37,211
You just... left.

342
00:23:38,033 --> 00:23:41,109
What are you talking about?
Felix's magic spell saved us.

343
00:23:41,134 --> 00:23:43,565
Oscar, he hid
under the desk.

344
00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:50,261
See what I mean...?
Cretins.

345
00:23:53,961 --> 00:23:57,638
Presenting...
The Elemental Talisman.

346
00:24:02,493 --> 00:24:07,050
- It doesn't feel any different.
- Trust me. This is <i>real</i> magic.

347
00:24:08,207 --> 00:24:10,636
You know...
You should come over more often.

348
00:24:10,887 --> 00:24:14,933
- Really?
- Yeah. I think we make a good team.

349
00:24:16,145 --> 00:24:17,710
So do I.

350
00:24:33,292 --> 00:24:36,503
- Who's up for a home cooked meal?
- Small problem, we don't have food.

351
00:24:36,504 --> 00:24:38,902
- Your money should get us some basics.
- What money?

352
00:24:38,903 --> 00:24:40,234
Selfish fool...

353
00:24:40,235 --> 00:24:42,961
And to think that in the old world,
you two were good friends.

354
00:24:42,962 --> 00:24:46,166
Yeah, well, in the old world
I had access to a fridge full of food.

355
00:24:46,292 --> 00:24:49,050
- Hmm, mysterious.
- Yes, I am.

356
00:24:49,075 --> 00:24:50,912
Hey! Police!

357
00:24:51,303 --> 00:24:52,729
- What's your name?
- Jake.

358
00:24:52,730 --> 00:24:54,252
- Jake who?
- Just Jake.

359
00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:57,480
You tell me who your parents are and
we'll drop these shoplifting charges.

360
00:24:57,498 --> 00:24:59,944
Jake's been arrested and it won't
take them long to find the rest of us.

361
00:24:59,969 --> 00:25:02,469
- It's got footage of us trashing the gym.
- Gotcha.

362
00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:05,147
You need an adult to help you
get into the police station.

363
00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:07,330
We still have to get
past the crows.

364
00:25:07,355 --> 00:25:09,067
Janet Hawkin.
Child Protection Services.

365
00:25:09,068 --> 00:25:11,068
- Tell me the truth.
- You want the truth...?

366
00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:12,580
Run...!

367
00:25:12,581 --> 00:25:14,581
What will happen
if we can't get to Jake in time?

368
00:25:14,582 --> 00:25:17,361
- He'll be fostered out, probably.
- We can't let that happen.

369
00:25:17,448 --> 00:25:20,448
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