1 00:00:00,242 --> 00:00:01,991 Felix, get your father. 2 00:00:03,843 --> 00:00:06,438 - How did it go at the doctor's? - What's your problem? 3 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:09,446 Oscar can walk, but my family can't remember me. 4 00:00:09,447 --> 00:00:11,009 Jake, son. 5 00:00:11,034 --> 00:00:14,411 It's not just that we've been forgotten. There are whole new lives. 6 00:00:14,412 --> 00:00:16,434 Like a different version of the same reality. 7 00:00:16,459 --> 00:00:18,365 - Mum! - (Gasps) I don't have a son. 8 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,790 Are you that nut job who came to my house yesterday? 9 00:00:20,798 --> 00:00:22,915 What are you doing talking to my girlfriend? 10 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,183 Run, stalker! 11 00:00:24,989 --> 00:00:26,762 FELIX: It was no storm. 12 00:00:26,763 --> 00:00:29,692 I think there might be forces at play which we don't understand. 13 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,787 SAM: She was that creepy woman from the forest. 14 00:00:31,812 --> 00:00:33,198 PHOEBE: Where'd you get that from? 15 00:00:33,223 --> 00:00:36,296 - Adults only. - The amulet picks you. 16 00:00:36,321 --> 00:00:38,155 Hey, watch out! 17 00:00:40,976 --> 00:00:42,976 You just saved my life. 18 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:47,954 ♪ (Theme music) 19 00:01:25,964 --> 00:01:29,427 Season 1, Episode 5 20 00:01:29,606 --> 00:01:32,606 Subbed by Reef www.addic7ed.com 21 00:01:32,935 --> 00:01:35,398 (Birds chirping) 22 00:01:38,602 --> 00:01:42,561 Cooee! (Echoes) 23 00:01:43,391 --> 00:01:44,835 Ooh... 24 00:01:45,102 --> 00:01:46,613 (Laughs) 25 00:01:49,595 --> 00:01:53,417 FELIX: It is so cool up here, Oscar. You can see the whole of Bremin. 26 00:01:55,519 --> 00:01:57,377 Just a little bit further. 27 00:02:02,214 --> 00:02:06,457 - Come on, Oskie, what are you scared of? - I'm not "scared". 28 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,220 Aah! 29 00:02:13,565 --> 00:02:14,946 OSCAR: Felix...! 30 00:02:17,149 --> 00:02:18,605 - Aah...! - Oscar, no! 31 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,424 (Screaming continues) 32 00:02:21,636 --> 00:02:23,179 FELIX'S MUM: My baby... 33 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:25,512 (Sobbing) 34 00:02:25,537 --> 00:02:26,949 My baby... 35 00:02:29,044 --> 00:02:31,218 (Sobbing) 36 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:33,823 My poor baby boy... 37 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:40,244 He's my baby... 38 00:02:48,416 --> 00:02:50,199 ANDY: This porridge is gross. 39 00:02:51,075 --> 00:02:54,715 - Oh, poor baby... - But it's not even cooked. 40 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:57,617 Harden up, Andy, porridge is the breakfast of champions. 41 00:02:57,654 --> 00:02:59,887 Oh, a raw food movement, cool! 42 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,965 (Stomach grumbles) 43 00:03:04,966 --> 00:03:07,084 - There's nothing left. - You snooze, you lose. 44 00:03:07,085 --> 00:03:10,003 - Thanks a lot, so-called friends. - You're welcome, freak. 45 00:03:10,028 --> 00:03:12,028 Will you stop calling me "freak"? 46 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:13,808 ALL: No. 47 00:03:15,973 --> 00:03:17,806 I thought freakiness was his thing. 48 00:03:17,807 --> 00:03:18,870 (Door opens and shuts) 49 00:03:18,871 --> 00:03:21,747 - Do we have toilet paper? - Dude, we don't even have a toilet. 50 00:03:21,772 --> 00:03:25,415 Ugh. (Stomach grumbles) 51 00:03:27,669 --> 00:03:30,247 ♪ ♪ 52 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:37,799 Hey, Oscar, just coming... 53 00:03:38,575 --> 00:03:40,018 ...To see you. 54 00:03:43,661 --> 00:03:46,807 You know... When you run away from us... 55 00:03:46,832 --> 00:03:48,832 Really hurts our feelings. 56 00:03:49,223 --> 00:03:50,971 - Doesn't it, Dyl'? - Yeah. 57 00:03:52,487 --> 00:03:54,314 Would you look at that... 58 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,233 The weirdo has a little toy. 59 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:58,807 OSCAR: P-please don't... 60 00:03:58,832 --> 00:03:59,858 (Trent laughs) 61 00:03:59,883 --> 00:04:03,656 - Please don't break it. It's a Valtirian. - Come on, guys, just... leave him alone. 62 00:04:03,928 --> 00:04:05,452 You hear something, Dyl'? 63 00:04:05,477 --> 00:04:07,139 - Nup. - Nup...? 64 00:04:10,781 --> 00:04:13,337 It's what you get for being such a freak in front of us. 65 00:04:13,362 --> 00:04:14,896 Don't call him a freak! 66 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:16,714 (Trent grunts) 67 00:04:17,596 --> 00:04:20,513 - Get off! - Run, Oscar, run! 68 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,292 Well, I think we can all agree that was unexpected... 69 00:04:27,426 --> 00:04:29,426 Now, if you’ll just excuse me... 70 00:04:31,425 --> 00:04:33,039 (Birds chirping) 71 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,293 (Indistinct chatter) 72 00:04:38,841 --> 00:04:42,019 This is a terrible idea. We should be laying low. 73 00:04:42,044 --> 00:04:44,117 No, no, no, no, we impress a few people, 74 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:47,032 elevate our social status, and then it's "good bye scavenging". 75 00:04:47,033 --> 00:04:49,230 People'll be lining up to invite us to dinner. 76 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:52,133 You know, speaking of jobs, we could try making some cash. 77 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:53,878 Way ahead of you, big man... 78 00:04:53,911 --> 00:04:57,257 Hello, Bremin. Prepare to fall in love with me. 79 00:04:57,282 --> 00:04:58,808 Again. 80 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,043 Fascinating. 81 00:05:02,505 --> 00:05:05,273 It's like he's the president of his own fan club. 82 00:05:07,789 --> 00:05:09,734 ___ 83 00:05:10,983 --> 00:05:12,824 ___ 84 00:05:20,996 --> 00:05:22,419 Jake... 85 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:29,146 First, I will lure them in. 86 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,153 Fearlessly acting as bait. 87 00:05:31,178 --> 00:05:33,625 Then, when Trent and Dylan attack, 88 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:36,461 the Trianite mothership will close in from behind 89 00:05:36,486 --> 00:05:38,092 and squash their heads! 90 00:05:38,117 --> 00:05:39,329 - And... - Oscar! 91 00:05:39,354 --> 00:05:42,589 Oscar... Just bringing back your thingy. 92 00:05:46,074 --> 00:05:49,346 Before you appeared, I was number... four 93 00:05:49,347 --> 00:05:52,596 on Trent's and Dylan's bully list and now I'm like two. 94 00:05:52,621 --> 00:05:56,706 In front of Mike Parker. He brings a stuffed unicorn to school. 95 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,353 A unicorn... 96 00:05:58,378 --> 00:06:01,299 - But you needed help. - I needed to be left alone. 97 00:06:01,324 --> 00:06:03,204 Yeah, that was working out well for you. 98 00:06:03,346 --> 00:06:05,170 Ah, just go away! 99 00:06:07,937 --> 00:06:09,827 And what if I don't? 100 00:06:10,813 --> 00:06:12,578 What if I stay here? 101 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:15,728 Pitch at little Teepee and use his litter box as a toilet. 102 00:06:15,753 --> 00:06:18,352 What if everybody hears about the freak in the front yard, 103 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:19,902 and I tell them we're BFFs. 104 00:06:19,927 --> 00:06:21,566 Only girls say "BFFs". 105 00:06:21,591 --> 00:06:25,130 Then you'll be known as the friend of the girlie front yard freak. 106 00:06:25,334 --> 00:06:27,042 And that'll make you... 107 00:06:27,683 --> 00:06:29,787 Number one on the list. 108 00:06:31,499 --> 00:06:33,783 I see you're well versed in the art of blackmail. 109 00:06:34,021 --> 00:06:35,247 Yeah... 110 00:06:35,272 --> 00:06:37,660 I also overheard you talking to yourself. 111 00:06:37,661 --> 00:06:40,941 - I wasn't talking to myself. - Then who were you talking to? 112 00:06:43,302 --> 00:06:45,882 OSCAR: His name... Is Centaurus the Deadly. 113 00:06:45,945 --> 00:06:48,258 Warrior outcast of the Sarax Tribe. 114 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:51,916 "Warrior outcast"... Very Metal. 115 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,876 It's different to how I had it. I mean, would... have it. 116 00:06:56,877 --> 00:06:59,214 Why is it that you wanna hang out with me so much? 117 00:06:59,215 --> 00:07:02,351 - It's weird. - I think we could be a good team. 118 00:07:03,032 --> 00:07:04,579 We're similar. 119 00:07:05,415 --> 00:07:07,236 OSCAR: I don't see any similarities. 120 00:07:07,262 --> 00:07:11,371 - You must really love that magazine. - No... I have to cut out the coupons. 121 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:15,506 Twenty equals one of the Valtirian cruisers that was obliterated today. 122 00:07:15,531 --> 00:07:17,755 - Because of you. - You know, if I helped... 123 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:19,665 We could get it done in half the time. 124 00:07:27,371 --> 00:07:29,567 (Birds chirping) 125 00:07:29,592 --> 00:07:31,592 (Dramatic music) 126 00:07:33,570 --> 00:07:35,570 (Bees buzzing) 127 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:39,392 ELLEN: Oscar! 128 00:07:42,987 --> 00:07:45,180 Oscar? I know you're in there. 129 00:07:45,205 --> 00:07:47,500 Can't people tell that I'm working here...? 130 00:07:49,421 --> 00:07:51,563 Oh, the beast has left the swamp. 131 00:07:51,564 --> 00:07:55,352 Look, this is serious. My dog, Wikileaks, is missing. 132 00:07:55,377 --> 00:07:57,545 Look, I'd love to help, I'd really would, but... 133 00:07:57,570 --> 00:08:00,485 I... I'm too busy, you know? Not... caring. 134 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,071 - You... - You remember me! 135 00:08:06,096 --> 00:08:08,278 You were with the guy from the bus. 136 00:08:08,935 --> 00:08:11,863 - He saved my life. - I can help you look for Wikileaks. 137 00:08:11,888 --> 00:08:13,888 He's more likely to run if he sees... 138 00:08:13,913 --> 00:08:17,603 You... What did you say your friend's name was, again? 139 00:08:17,628 --> 00:08:19,744 I didn't. It's Andy. 140 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:21,811 Andy... 141 00:08:22,391 --> 00:08:25,398 Tell him... "Ellen says hi". 142 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:28,109 - And I'm Felix. - Yeah... Sure. 143 00:08:28,110 --> 00:08:29,554 (Footsteps approaching) 144 00:08:29,579 --> 00:08:32,311 More friends, Oscar... Mr. Popular! 145 00:08:32,336 --> 00:08:37,372 Mum... please, go back in the house. And... she is not my friend. 146 00:08:37,654 --> 00:08:40,083 - I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name. - I'm Felix. 147 00:08:40,108 --> 00:08:42,108 You have a lovely home, Mrs. Ferne. 148 00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:44,179 Thank you, Felix. (Sneezes) (Eerie whispering) 149 00:08:44,837 --> 00:08:46,472 Sorry, must be hay fever. 150 00:08:46,497 --> 00:08:47,743 (Sneezes) 151 00:08:47,768 --> 00:08:50,353 Oh! I think I need antihistamines. 152 00:08:50,745 --> 00:08:52,927 You know, you should come here more often, Felix. 153 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:56,369 Wouldn't it be wonderful, Oscar? I'm just ducking to the chemist. 154 00:08:56,432 --> 00:08:58,291 Have fun, boys. (Sneezes) 155 00:08:58,316 --> 00:08:59,642 Ooh... 156 00:09:01,526 --> 00:09:05,486 Blackmail and toadying... You are formidable. 157 00:09:05,518 --> 00:09:07,518 (Car door shutting) 158 00:09:07,535 --> 00:09:09,326 (Engine starts) 159 00:09:11,442 --> 00:09:14,421 (Phone ringing) 160 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,237 Hi... 161 00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:21,451 How can I help you... 162 00:09:21,554 --> 00:09:24,100 Uhm... my Dad and I are moving here...? 163 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:29,431 Uhm, to Bremin, and he... sent me in to have a look at some houses to rent. 164 00:09:29,456 --> 00:09:31,932 - Your dad sent you here...? - Yeah. 165 00:09:32,129 --> 00:09:35,326 And did your dad send you round to my house, too? 166 00:09:35,382 --> 00:09:39,932 Oh, yeah, sorry, that was a... That was a dare. A friend of mine dared me. 167 00:09:39,957 --> 00:09:42,261 A friend of yours dared you to go to a complete stranger 168 00:09:42,262 --> 00:09:44,333 and call her... your mother. 169 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,536 Yep. 170 00:09:45,795 --> 00:09:49,314 - Well, you have strange friends. - Yeah, not by choice. 171 00:09:49,424 --> 00:09:52,344 All right, so, what sort of property are we looking at? 172 00:09:52,415 --> 00:09:54,911 Uhm... A proper house, something big... 173 00:09:54,937 --> 00:09:56,997 - Mhm... - View to the river... 174 00:09:57,295 --> 00:09:59,127 With a big backyard... 175 00:10:03,839 --> 00:10:05,775 You like the Bremin bandicoots! 176 00:10:06,112 --> 00:10:09,685 - I love the bandicoots, yes. - I love the bandicoots, too... 177 00:10:09,865 --> 00:10:12,414 I mean, I will, when I get here. 178 00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:14,910 Obviously, I don't yet, because I'm new, but... 179 00:10:14,935 --> 00:10:17,386 - I'm sure I will. - It could be hard being new. 180 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,361 Especially when you miss people from back home. 181 00:10:21,145 --> 00:10:22,348 Hmm. 182 00:10:22,373 --> 00:10:24,531 All right, now, I've a few ideas, here, look. 183 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:26,919 Ooh... 184 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:30,486 - Are you okay? - No, my head is killing me. 185 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,620 - Ooh... - You never get headaches. 186 00:10:32,902 --> 00:10:35,482 No, I don't... Oh, okay. 187 00:10:35,483 --> 00:10:37,610 Do you want me to get you some painkillers...? 188 00:10:37,611 --> 00:10:39,188 No, it's all right, I'll be fine. 189 00:10:39,189 --> 00:10:41,702 You just stay here, I'll be back in a minute, all right? 190 00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:46,081 Thank you for the coupon assistance. Now... goodbye and have a... 191 00:10:46,082 --> 00:10:47,939 Long and productive life. 192 00:10:48,174 --> 00:10:51,962 What... You gonna give me a gold star and send me on my way? 193 00:10:52,134 --> 00:10:57,769 (Bees buzzing) (Eerie whispering) 194 00:11:01,424 --> 00:11:04,229 Oscar... We have to go inside. Now. 195 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,855 - Yes, we do. - Run! 196 00:11:08,988 --> 00:11:10,994 Things like this keep happening. 197 00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:14,458 Weird weather, creepy things that go bang in the night... 198 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:16,600 Now, crazy bees! 199 00:11:24,499 --> 00:11:26,135 FELIX: Be gone! 200 00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:30,021 Behold, the repelling power of the crystals! 201 00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:38,250 You think I'm insane, don't you... 202 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:43,206 There are 23 different alien species living among us right now. 203 00:11:43,582 --> 00:11:45,466 Communicating via telepathy. 204 00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:48,329 Maybe you're one of them. The bees can tell. 205 00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:51,772 - We have to get help. - "We"...? You have to get help. 206 00:11:51,805 --> 00:11:55,305 - I'm gonna stay here, make a sandwich. - You want to be stuck here with them? 207 00:11:55,412 --> 00:11:56,857 What if they get in here? 208 00:11:56,882 --> 00:12:01,224 Can you imagine what it'd be like to be killed by ten thousand bee stings? 209 00:12:01,874 --> 00:12:03,642 Excruciating. 210 00:12:04,619 --> 00:12:07,397 Lucky my Mum is mental about insects. 211 00:12:10,382 --> 00:12:13,128 Apparently, these are much better at protecting us from bees. 212 00:12:13,153 --> 00:12:14,853 - You got any more? - Yeah... 213 00:12:17,682 --> 00:12:19,842 Okay. The enemy are out the front. 214 00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:22,378 So we need to take the secret escape route. 215 00:12:22,574 --> 00:12:24,008 Through the neighbour’s yard. 216 00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:26,278 How do you know about the secret escape route? 217 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,579 Whoa, telepathy...! 218 00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:33,976 ♪ ♪ 219 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:46,446 All righty, give generously to a skater in need. 220 00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:49,059 SAM: I'll be here all day. Okay? 221 00:12:49,295 --> 00:12:52,232 (Laughs) Hey, don't forget. I do requests. 222 00:12:52,694 --> 00:12:54,236 Anyone...? 223 00:12:55,479 --> 00:12:57,956 It was him. He broke into our house. 224 00:12:57,981 --> 00:13:01,016 - I thought it was a mate's place. - Ow, come on! 225 00:13:01,621 --> 00:13:04,160 There was a break and enter at Bremin High last weekend. 226 00:13:04,185 --> 00:13:06,114 - You know anything about that? - No. 227 00:13:06,177 --> 00:13:08,663 - You from around here? - SAM: No. 228 00:13:09,945 --> 00:13:12,631 - So what are you doing here? - Holiday. 229 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,057 - In Bremin... - Yes. 230 00:13:16,597 --> 00:13:18,408 No skating on the footpath. 231 00:13:18,643 --> 00:13:22,183 Let that be your first and final warning, okay? 232 00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:30,005 You skate like a gimp. 233 00:13:34,131 --> 00:13:35,479 Great. 234 00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:37,504 (Bee buzzing) 235 00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:42,387 Quite an entrance... Who are you trying to scam today? 236 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:44,940 - Useless. - I could have told you that. 237 00:13:44,941 --> 00:13:47,937 - I need the book. - The book you stole from my store room? 238 00:13:47,962 --> 00:13:51,030 I borrowed it! For... half a minute. 239 00:13:51,055 --> 00:13:53,844 I-I think he's an alien. He's got telepathy. 240 00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:55,254 Really...? 241 00:13:55,373 --> 00:13:58,506 - What am I thinking? - You're thinking... 242 00:13:58,929 --> 00:14:02,470 I hate teenage boys and I wish they would stop coming into my shop. 243 00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:06,011 Close enough. 244 00:14:07,778 --> 00:14:10,388 ♪ ♪ 245 00:14:15,341 --> 00:14:17,221 (Indistinct chatter) 246 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,616 Are you Andy? 247 00:14:25,922 --> 00:14:27,767 My mission was to deliver this. 248 00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:31,713 - What is that? - Lavender...? 249 00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:38,122 "U plus M to the power of e equals heart symbol"...? 250 00:14:38,592 --> 00:14:42,331 - What's "M to the power of e"? - It's "You plus me equals love". 251 00:14:42,356 --> 00:14:43,621 But not as in me. 252 00:14:43,646 --> 00:14:45,550 - Who's it from? - That's a secret. 253 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,778 This is the second strangest thing that's ever happened to me. 254 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,149 (Bees buzzing) 255 00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:58,369 You sure you didn't just... Disturb their hive? 256 00:14:58,394 --> 00:15:01,974 No. They chased us into the house, and then, here. 257 00:15:01,999 --> 00:15:05,651 And before that, there was this strange, hellish storm. 258 00:15:05,676 --> 00:15:08,534 - Hmm. Elemental attacks. - What are they? 259 00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:10,784 Earth, Fire, Water and Air 260 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,167 are the building blocks of everything that we know, 261 00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:17,460 and for some reason, they appear hell-bent on ruining your day. 262 00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:23,304 Most of the people that come into my shop are after scented candles and... 263 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,396 Dolphin statues, but you're different, Felix. 264 00:15:26,648 --> 00:15:28,291 PHOEBE: Are you the real thing? 265 00:15:28,817 --> 00:15:30,760 Will you help me if I am? 266 00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:33,768 Then, yes. 267 00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,900 This is very special. 268 00:15:41,221 --> 00:15:43,736 PHOEBE: It can protect against elemental attacks. 269 00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:48,902 - What is that? - It's her Book of Shadows. 270 00:15:49,254 --> 00:15:51,050 FELIX: It's where she keeps her spells. 271 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,477 PHOEBE: Here it is. 272 00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:57,030 This is the spell to activate the talisman. 273 00:15:57,077 --> 00:15:59,178 - You do the next part. - Why me? 274 00:15:59,203 --> 00:16:01,141 I need to make sure you're for real. 275 00:16:03,977 --> 00:16:05,659 PHOEBE: Seal the circle. 276 00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:10,465 FELIX: Divinity of the Elements... 277 00:16:11,207 --> 00:16:12,763 I summon Thee. 278 00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:15,889 Earth... 279 00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:18,417 Water... 280 00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:21,020 Air... 281 00:16:23,005 --> 00:16:24,357 Fire. 282 00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:32,404 Within this stone, I invoke Ye place 283 00:16:32,429 --> 00:16:35,301 your greatest strength, your kindest grace. 284 00:16:35,449 --> 00:16:37,882 And while this stone remains at hand... 285 00:16:38,384 --> 00:16:40,857 Thou shalt be safe throughout this land. 286 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:52,179 Behold, the Elemental Talisman. 287 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,425 (Buzzing) Aah! Aah! 288 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:14,937 - Well, that was disappointing. - And painful! 289 00:17:14,962 --> 00:17:17,480 You failed the test. I want my talisman back. 290 00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:19,728 But I was just doing what you told me to do. 291 00:17:19,753 --> 00:17:21,640 Maybe they're alien bees. 292 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,198 That's why they're immune to your magic. 293 00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:26,420 - Maybe you're right. - I am...? 294 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,639 If what's attacking us comes from another world, 295 00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:30,982 then we need to use Elements from another world! 296 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,212 And where do we get Elements from another world? 297 00:17:34,198 --> 00:17:35,458 I have an idea. 298 00:17:35,474 --> 00:17:37,558 (Engine starts) 299 00:17:38,285 --> 00:17:40,797 (Oscar and Felix scream) 300 00:17:46,485 --> 00:17:48,258 (Phone ringing) 301 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,728 JAKE: Why are you giving me this? 302 00:18:10,753 --> 00:18:12,869 I've never been admired before. 303 00:18:12,894 --> 00:18:15,705 Except by my parents, but... That's compulsory. 304 00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:19,147 ANDY: Uh, I need some advice. What's the full state of obligation? 305 00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,593 You know, the more you talk, the less I understand...? 306 00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:28,108 PHIL: You still here... Sarah's a bit under the weather, mate. 307 00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:31,533 - It's okay. I can wait. - She's gone home for the day, mate. 308 00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:33,675 Come on, let's go get Sam. 309 00:18:34,753 --> 00:18:36,412 I'll be back tomorrow. 310 00:18:39,687 --> 00:18:41,541 (Phone rings) ♪ ♪ 311 00:18:41,566 --> 00:18:45,168 SAMMY: If you make that, you can keep the board you stole off me. 312 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,707 It's my board, anyway. 313 00:18:47,732 --> 00:18:50,023 (The crowd cheers) 314 00:18:59,893 --> 00:19:01,617 (Laughs) Suck it, haters! 315 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:05,084 I am Bremin's Tony Hawk. The greatest of all time. 316 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,320 "First and last warning", remember? 317 00:19:08,626 --> 00:19:10,454 I'll be taking that board. 318 00:19:10,479 --> 00:19:14,188 You know what would make me happy? If I never saw your face again. 319 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,337 Enjoy the rest of your holiday. 320 00:19:25,556 --> 00:19:29,583 - That cop... He's my Dad! - I had no idea. 321 00:19:29,608 --> 00:19:32,175 But he shouldn't be. A cop. 322 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,200 - Not in the real world. - What is he, then? 323 00:19:34,357 --> 00:19:37,344 - He's the world's biggest loser. - As in "fat"? 324 00:19:37,369 --> 00:19:38,796 As in "loser". 325 00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:41,479 You know the strangest thing about this experience? 326 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,139 - How much you're loving it...? - We don't exist here. 327 00:19:44,164 --> 00:19:46,735 And our non-existence has changed this world. 328 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,638 Take your family, Sam. You were never born. 329 00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:52,048 But a few months later, your parents had another son. 330 00:19:52,049 --> 00:19:53,477 And they gave him the same name. 331 00:19:53,478 --> 00:19:54,890 - Sammy. - Okay...? 'Pcch!' 332 00:19:55,185 --> 00:19:58,458 - That's the sound of my mind blowing. - And the two of you are so alike. 333 00:19:58,459 --> 00:20:00,425 Hey, I'm nothing like that twisted gimp. 334 00:20:00,426 --> 00:20:02,112 - Well, he is better looking. - What?! 335 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,862 And you, Jake, in the old world, your mother was single. 336 00:20:04,863 --> 00:20:06,429 And your father was a loser. 337 00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:08,280 - Your words. - And your point is...? 338 00:20:08,281 --> 00:20:11,576 But in this world... Your mother is married. With a great job. 339 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,375 And your father is an officer of the law. 340 00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:16,445 Right, so by being born, I ruined both my parents' lives, yeah? 341 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:19,685 - I didn't mean it to sound like it did. - You mean, like the truth? 342 00:20:21,538 --> 00:20:24,619 Good one, Andy. "Open mouth, change feet." 343 00:20:40,087 --> 00:20:43,694 - This is where you live...? - Well, you live in a magic shop. 344 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,513 Shall I come in? 345 00:20:45,514 --> 00:20:48,535 I think it's gonna be hard enough to explain Oscar. 346 00:20:50,974 --> 00:20:52,974 Don't bother talking about magic with them. 347 00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:56,749 - Why, aren't they aliens too? - Yeah, from the Planet Cretin. 348 00:20:57,062 --> 00:20:58,999 So... what's our plan? 349 00:20:59,945 --> 00:21:01,726 Find our Elements. 350 00:21:01,751 --> 00:21:03,751 (Bees buzzing) 351 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,050 OSCAR: Let's start by running...? 352 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,890 (Dramatic music) 353 00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:14,234 - What's he doing here? - That doesn't matter right now. 354 00:21:14,235 --> 00:21:16,041 So what does he know? Do we have to kill him? 355 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,282 I know that you're aliens, 356 00:21:17,283 --> 00:21:20,030 and there's a swarm of killer alien bees right outside that door. 357 00:21:20,055 --> 00:21:21,280 Yeah, right... 358 00:21:22,274 --> 00:21:24,500 - Aah! Aah! - Guys! 359 00:21:25,423 --> 00:21:27,893 Wait! CFCs are terrible for the environment. 360 00:21:28,222 --> 00:21:30,010 Oh, it's okay, these're organic. 361 00:21:30,683 --> 00:21:32,535 They're coming in through the gaps! 362 00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:34,361 OSCAR: So, what do we do next? 363 00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:37,595 Throughout history, human beings have been associated with the Elements. 364 00:21:38,316 --> 00:21:41,414 Jake, there's a hole over here. We need something to fill it, a shoe! 365 00:21:41,415 --> 00:21:44,124 - Use your own! - Too small! Throw me one of yours. 366 00:21:45,949 --> 00:21:48,963 (The boys keep screaming) 367 00:21:48,988 --> 00:21:52,455 FELIX: Jake - practical, stubborn, brutish - Earth. 368 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,600 So, the other boys are the other Elements! 369 00:21:54,601 --> 00:21:58,932 I hope. Andy - fluid thinker, kind of wet - Water. 370 00:21:58,957 --> 00:22:00,253 Perimeter breach! 371 00:22:01,901 --> 00:22:04,237 ALL: Aah! 372 00:22:08,539 --> 00:22:09,966 Here, here... 373 00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:12,920 (Coughs) 374 00:22:14,615 --> 00:22:16,536 Snot. Gross... 375 00:22:16,561 --> 00:22:21,442 Okay. That leaves selfish, superficial, head in the clouds - Sam. Air. 376 00:22:21,622 --> 00:22:23,200 We just have to catch his breath. 377 00:22:24,225 --> 00:22:28,429 This is it! The championship quarter! Prepare for war! 378 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,105 (Sam farts) 379 00:22:30,472 --> 00:22:31,776 Who let rip? 380 00:22:31,801 --> 00:22:34,399 I hope that's not the last thing I ever smell! 381 00:22:34,424 --> 00:22:36,424 (All shout) 382 00:22:47,404 --> 00:22:49,606 Divinity of the Elements... 383 00:22:49,888 --> 00:22:53,421 Earth, Water, Air, Fire. 384 00:22:53,844 --> 00:22:55,712 I invoke Thee. 385 00:23:16,936 --> 00:23:18,602 BOTH: Whoa... 386 00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:21,569 Where's... Where's Felix? 387 00:23:28,387 --> 00:23:31,087 JAKE: Coming out to collect your Most Useless Chicken Award? 388 00:23:31,112 --> 00:23:35,291 - D minus for participation, freak. - You seemed to have it under control... 389 00:23:35,385 --> 00:23:37,211 You just... left. 390 00:23:38,033 --> 00:23:41,109 What are you talking about? Felix's magic spell saved us. 391 00:23:41,134 --> 00:23:43,565 Oscar, he hid under the desk. 392 00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:50,261 See what I mean...? Cretins. 393 00:23:50,684 --> 00:23:52,937 (Birds chirping) 394 00:23:53,961 --> 00:23:57,638 Presenting... The Elemental Talisman. 395 00:23:59,163 --> 00:24:00,804 Whoa... 396 00:24:02,493 --> 00:24:07,050 - It doesn't feel any different. - Trust me. This is real magic. 397 00:24:08,207 --> 00:24:10,636 You know... You should come over more often. 398 00:24:10,887 --> 00:24:14,933 - Really? - Yeah. I think we make a good team. 399 00:24:16,145 --> 00:24:17,710 So do I. 400 00:24:19,319 --> 00:24:21,908 (Dramatic music) 401 00:24:33,292 --> 00:24:36,503 - Who's up for a home cooked meal? - Small problem, we don't have food. 402 00:24:36,504 --> 00:24:38,902 - Your money should get us some basics. - What money? 403 00:24:38,903 --> 00:24:40,234 JAKE: Selfish fool... 404 00:24:40,235 --> 00:24:42,961 And to think that in the old world, you two were good friends. 405 00:24:42,962 --> 00:24:46,166 Yeah, well, in the old world I had access to a fridge full of food. 406 00:24:46,292 --> 00:24:49,050 - Hmm, mysterious. - Yes, I am. 407 00:24:49,075 --> 00:24:50,912 Hey! Police! 408 00:24:51,303 --> 00:24:52,729 - What's your name? - Jake. 409 00:24:52,730 --> 00:24:54,252 - Jake who? - Just Jake. 410 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:57,480 You tell me who your parents are and we'll drop these shoplifting charges. 411 00:24:57,498 --> 00:24:59,944 Jake's been arrested and it won't take them long to find the rest of us. 412 00:24:59,969 --> 00:25:02,469 - It's got footage of us trashing the gym. - Gotcha. 413 00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:05,147 You need an adult to help you get into the police station. 414 00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:07,330 We still have to get past the crows. 415 00:25:07,355 --> 00:25:09,067 Janet Hawkin. Child Protection Services. 416 00:25:09,068 --> 00:25:11,068 - Tell me the truth. - You want the truth...? 417 00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:12,580 Run...! 418 00:25:12,581 --> 00:25:14,581 What will happen if we can't get to Jake in time? 419 00:25:14,582 --> 00:25:17,361 - He'll be fostered out, probably. - We can't let that happen. 420 00:25:17,448 --> 00:25:20,448 Subbed by Reef www.addic7ed.com