﻿1
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Felix, get your father.

2
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- How did it go at the doctor's?
- What's your problem?

3
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Oscar can walk, but my family
can't remember me.

4
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Jake, son.

5
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<i>It's not just that we've been forgotten.
There are whole new lives.</i>

6
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Like a different version
of the same reality.

7
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- Mum!
- I don't have a son.

8
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Are you that nut job
who came to my house yesterday?

9
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What are you doing
talking to my girlfriend?

10
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<i>Run, stalker!</i>

11
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<i>It was no storm.</i>

12
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<i>I think there might be forces at play
which we don't understand.</i>

13
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<i>She was that creepy woman
from the forest.</i>

14
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<i>Where'd you get that from?</i>

15
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- Adults only.
- The amulet picks you.

16
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Hey, watch out!

17
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You just saved my life.

18
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Season 1, Episode 5

19
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Subbed by Reef
www.addic7ed.com

20
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It is so cool up here, Oscar.
You can see the whole of Bremin.

21
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Just a little bit further.

22
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- Come on, Oskie, what are you scared of?
- I'm not "scared".

23
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<i>Felix...!</i>

24
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- Aah...!
- Oscar, no!

25
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<i>My baby...</i>

26
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My baby...

27
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My poor baby boy...

28
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He's my baby...

29
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<i>This porridge is gross.</i>

30
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- Oh, poor baby...
- But it's not even cooked.

31
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Harden up, Andy, porridge
is the breakfast of champions.

32
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Oh, a raw food movement, cool!

33
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- There's nothing left.
- You snooze, you lose.

34
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- Thanks a lot, so-called friends.
- You're welcome, freak.

35
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Will you stop calling me "freak"?

36
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No.

37
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I thought freakiness was his thing.

38
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- Do we have toilet paper?
- Dude, we don't even have a toilet.

39
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Hey, Oscar, just coming...

40
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...To see you.

41
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You know...
When you run away from <i>us</i>...

42
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Really hurts our feelings.

43
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- Doesn't it, Dyl'?
- Yeah.

44
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Would you look at that...

45
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The weirdo has a little toy.

46
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P-please don't...

47
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- Please don't break it. It's a Valtirian.
- Come on, guys, just... leave him alone.

48
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You hear something, Dyl'?

49
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- Nup.
- Nup...?

50
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It's what you get for being
such a freak in front of us.

51
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Don't call him a freak!

52
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- Get off!
- Run, Oscar, run!

53
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Well, I think we can all agree
that was unexpected...

54
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Now, if you’ll just excuse me...

55
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This is a terrible idea.
We should be laying low.

56
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No, no, no, no,
we impress a few people,

57
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elevate our social status,
and then it's "good bye scavenging".

58
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People'll be lining up
to invite us to dinner.

59
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You know, speaking of jobs,
we could try making some cash.

60
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Way ahead of you, big man...

61
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Hello, Bremin.
Prepare to fall in love with me.

62
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Again.

63
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Fascinating.

64
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It's like he's the president
of his own fan club.

65
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___

66
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___

67
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Jake...

68
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First, I will lure them in.

69
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Fearlessly acting as bait.

70
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Then, when Trent and Dylan attack,

71
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the Trianite mothership
will close in from behind

72
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and squash their heads!

73
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- And...
- Oscar!

74
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Oscar... Just bringing
back your thingy.

75
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Before you appeared,
I was number... four

76
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on Trent's and Dylan's bully list
and now I'm like two.

77
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In front of Mike Parker.
He brings a stuffed unicorn to school.

78
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A unicorn...

79
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- But you needed help.
- I needed to be left alone.

80
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Yeah, that was working out well
for you.

81
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Ah, just go away!

82
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And what if I don't?

83
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What if I stay here?

84
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Pitch at little Teepee
and use his litter box as a toilet.

85
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What if everybody hears
about the freak in the front yard,

86
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and I tell them
we're BFFs.

87
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Only girls say "BFFs".

88
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Then you'll be known as the friend
of the girlie front yard freak.

89
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And that'll make you...

90
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Number one on the list.

91
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I see you're well versed
in the art of blackmail.

92
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Yeah...

93
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I also overheard you
talking to yourself.

94
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- I wasn't talking to myself.
- Then who were you talking to?

95
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<i>His name...
Is Centaurus the Deadly.</i>

96
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<i>Warrior outcast
of the Sarax Tribe.</i>

97
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"Warrior outcast"...
Very Metal.

98
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It's different to how I had it.
I mean, <i>would... have it</i>.

99
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Why is it that you wanna
hang out with me so much?

100
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- It's weird.
- I think we could be a good team.

101
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We're similar.

102
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<i>I don't see
any similarities.</i>

103
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- You must really love that magazine.
- No... I have to cut out the coupons.

104
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Twenty equals <i>one</i> of the Valtirian
cruisers that was obliterated today.

105
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- Because of <i>you</i>.
- You know, if I helped...

106
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We could get it done
in half the time.

107
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<i>Oscar!</i>

108
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Oscar? I know
you're in there.

109
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Can't people tell
that <i>I'm working</i> here...?

110
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Oh, the beast
has left the swamp.

111
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Look, this is serious.
My dog, Wikileaks, is missing.

112
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Look, I'd love to help,
I'd really would, but...

113
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I... I'm too busy, you know?
Not... caring.

114
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- You...
- You remember me!

115
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You were with the guy
from the bus.

116
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- He saved my life.
- I can help you look for Wikileaks.

117
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He's more likely to run
if he sees...

118
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You... What did you say
your friend's name was, again?

119
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I didn't.
It's Andy.

120
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Andy...

121
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Tell him...
"Ellen says hi".

122
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- And I'm Felix.
- Yeah... Sure.

123
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More friends, Oscar...
Mr. Popular!

124
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Mum... please, go back in the house.
And... <i>she</i> is not my friend.

125
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- I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.
- I'm Felix.

126
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You have a lovely home, Mrs. Ferne.

127
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Thank you, Felix.

128
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Sorry, must be hay fever.

129
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Oh! I think I need
antihistamines.

130
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You know, you should
come here more often, Felix.

131
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Wouldn't it be wonderful, Oscar?
I'm just ducking to the chemist.

132
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Have fun, boys.

133
00:09:01,772 --> 00:09:05,732
Blackmail and toadying...
You are formidable.

134
00:09:17,886 --> 00:09:19,483
Hi...

135
00:09:19,813 --> 00:09:21,697
How can I help you...

136
00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,346
Uhm... my Dad and I
are moving here...?

137
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Uhm, to Bremin, and he... sent me in
to have a look at some houses to rent.

138
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- Your dad sent you here...?
- Yeah.

139
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And did your dad send you
round to my house, too?

140
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Oh, yeah, sorry, that was a... That was
a dare. A friend of mine dared me.

141
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A friend of yours dared you
to go to a complete stranger

142
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and call her...
your mother.

143
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Yep.

144
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- Well, you have strange friends.
- Yeah, not by choice.

145
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All right, so, what sort of property
are we looking at?

146
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Uhm... A proper house,
something big...

147
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- Mhm...
- View to the river...

148
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With a big backyard...

149
00:10:04,085 --> 00:10:06,021
You like the Bremin bandicoots!

150
00:10:06,358 --> 00:10:09,931
- I love the bandicoots, yes.
- I love the bandicoots, too...

151
00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:12,660
I mean, I will,
when I get here.

152
00:10:12,685 --> 00:10:15,156
Obviously, I don't yet,
because I'm new, but...

153
00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,632
- I'm sure I will.
- It could be hard being new.

154
00:10:18,163 --> 00:10:20,607
Especially when you miss
people from back home.

155
00:10:22,619 --> 00:10:24,777
All right, now, I've a few ideas,
here, look.

156
00:10:27,346 --> 00:10:30,732
- Are you okay?
- No, my head is killing me.

157
00:10:30,866 --> 00:10:32,866
- Ooh...
- You never get headaches.

158
00:10:33,148 --> 00:10:35,728
No, I don't...
Oh, okay.

159
00:10:35,729 --> 00:10:37,856
Do you want me to get you
some painkillers...?

160
00:10:37,857 --> 00:10:39,434
No, it's all right, I'll be fine.

161
00:10:39,435 --> 00:10:41,948
You just stay here, I'll be back
in a minute, all right?

162
00:10:42,629 --> 00:10:46,327
Thank you for the coupon assistance.
Now... goodbye and have a...

163
00:10:46,328 --> 00:10:48,185
Long and productive life.

164
00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:52,208
What... You gonna give me
a gold star and send me on my way?

165
00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:04,475
Oscar... We have to go inside.
Now.

166
00:11:04,476 --> 00:11:06,101
- Yes, we do.
- Run!

167
00:11:09,234 --> 00:11:11,240
Things like this keep happening.

168
00:11:11,312 --> 00:11:14,704
Weird weather, creepy things
that go bang in the night...

169
00:11:14,776 --> 00:11:16,846
Now, crazy bees!

170
00:11:24,745 --> 00:11:26,381
<i>Be gone!</i>

171
00:11:26,991 --> 00:11:30,267
Behold, the repelling power
of the crystals!

172
00:11:36,314 --> 00:11:38,496
You think I'm insane,
don't you...

173
00:11:39,646 --> 00:11:43,452
There are 23 different alien species
living among us right now.

174
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,712
Communicating via telepathy.

175
00:11:45,783 --> 00:11:48,575
Maybe you're one of them.
The bees can tell.

176
00:11:48,889 --> 00:11:52,018
- We have to get help.
- "We"...? You have to get help.

177
00:11:52,051 --> 00:11:55,551
- I'm gonna stay here, make a sandwich.
- You want to be stuck here with them?

178
00:11:55,658 --> 00:11:57,103
What if they get in here?

179
00:11:57,128 --> 00:12:01,470
Can you imagine what it'd be like to be
killed by ten thousand bee stings?

180
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,888
Excruciating.

181
00:12:04,865 --> 00:12:07,643
Lucky my Mum is mental
about insects.

182
00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:13,374
Apparently, these are much better
at protecting us from bees.

183
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,099
- You got any more?
- Yeah...

184
00:12:17,928 --> 00:12:20,088
Okay. The enemy
are out the front.

185
00:12:20,113 --> 00:12:22,624
So we need to take
the secret escape route.

186
00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,254
Through the neighbour’s yard.

187
00:12:24,279 --> 00:12:26,524
How do you know about
the secret escape route?

188
00:12:27,994 --> 00:12:29,825
Whoa, telepathy...!

189
00:12:43,556 --> 00:12:46,692
All righty, give generously
to a skater in need.

190
00:12:46,771 --> 00:12:49,305
<i>I'll be here all day.
Okay?</i>

191
00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:52,478
Hey, don't forget.
I do requests.

192
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,482
Anyone...?

193
00:12:55,725 --> 00:12:58,202
It was him.
He broke into our house.

194
00:12:58,227 --> 00:13:01,262
- I thought it was a mate's place.
- Ow, come on!

195
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:04,406
There was a break and enter
at Bremin High last weekend.

196
00:13:04,431 --> 00:13:06,360
- You know anything about that?
- No.

197
00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:08,909
- You from around here?
- No.

198
00:13:10,191 --> 00:13:12,877
- So what are you doing here?
- Holiday.

199
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,303
- In Bremin...
- Yes.

200
00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:18,654
No skating on the footpath.

201
00:13:18,889 --> 00:13:22,429
Let that be your first
and final warning, okay?

202
00:13:28,205 --> 00:13:30,251
You skate like a gimp.

203
00:13:34,377 --> 00:13:35,725
Great.

204
00:13:39,142 --> 00:13:42,633
Quite an entrance...
Who are you trying to scam today?

205
00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,186
- Useless.
- I could have told you that.

206
00:13:45,187 --> 00:13:48,183
- I need the book.
- The book you stole from my store room?

207
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:51,276
I borrowed it!
For... half a minute.

208
00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:54,090
I-I think he's an alien.
He's got telepathy.

209
00:13:54,115 --> 00:13:55,500
Really...?

210
00:13:55,619 --> 00:13:58,752
- What am I thinking?
- You're thinking...

211
00:13:59,175 --> 00:14:02,716
I hate teenage boys and I wish
they would stop coming into my shop.

212
00:14:04,615 --> 00:14:06,257
Close enough.

213
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:22,862
Are you Andy?

214
00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:28,013
My mission was to deliver this.

215
00:14:29,757 --> 00:14:31,959
- What is that?
- Lavender...?

216
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:38,368
"U plus M to the power of <i>e</i>
equals heart symbol"...?

217
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:42,577
- What's "M to the power of <i>e</i>"?
- It's "You plus me equals love".

218
00:14:42,602 --> 00:14:43,867
But not as in <i>me</i>.

219
00:14:43,892 --> 00:14:45,796
- Who's it from?
- That's a secret.

220
00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:52,024
This is the second strangest thing
that's ever happened to me.

221
00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:58,615
You sure you didn't just...
Disturb their hive?

222
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:02,220
No. They chased us into the house,
and then, here.

223
00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:05,897
And before that, there was
this strange, hellish storm.

224
00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:08,780
- Hmm. Elemental attacks.
- What are they?

225
00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:11,030
Earth, Fire,
Water and Air

226
00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:13,413
are the building blocks of
everything that we know,

227
00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:17,706
and for some reason, they appear
hell-bent on ruining your day.

228
00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:23,550
Most of the people that come into
my shop are after scented candles and...

229
00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:26,642
Dolphin statues,
but you're different, Felix.

230
00:15:26,894 --> 00:15:28,537
Are you the real thing?

231
00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:31,006
Will you help me
if I am?

232
00:15:32,703 --> 00:15:34,014
Then, yes.

233
00:15:39,296 --> 00:15:41,146
This is very special.

234
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,982
It can protect against
elemental attacks.

235
00:15:46,304 --> 00:15:49,148
- What is that?
- It's her Book of Shadows.

236
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,296
It's where she keeps
her spells.

237
00:15:51,321 --> 00:15:52,723
Here it is.

238
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,276
This is the spell
to activate the talisman.

239
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,424
- You do the next part.
- Why me?

240
00:15:59,449 --> 00:16:01,387
I need to make sure
you're for real.

241
00:16:04,223 --> 00:16:05,905
Seal the circle.

242
00:16:08,711 --> 00:16:10,711
Divinity of the Elements...

243
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:13,009
I summon Thee.

244
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:16,135
Earth...

245
00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:18,663
Water...

246
00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:21,266
Air...

247
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:24,603
Fire.

248
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,650
Within this stone,
I invoke Ye place

249
00:16:32,675 --> 00:16:35,547
your greatest strength,
your kindest grace.

250
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,128
<i>And while this stone
remains at hand...</i>

251
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,103
<i>Thou shalt be safe
throughout this land.</i>

252
00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:52,425
Behold,
the Elemental Talisman.

253
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:15,183
- Well, that was disappointing.
- And painful!

254
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,726
You failed the test.
I want my talisman back.

255
00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:19,974
But I was just doing
what you told me to do.

256
00:17:19,999 --> 00:17:21,886
Maybe they're alien bees.

257
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,444
That's why they're immune
to your magic.

258
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,666
- Maybe you're right.
- I am...?

259
00:17:26,691 --> 00:17:28,885
If what's attacking us
comes from another world,

260
00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:31,228
then we need to use Elements
<i>from another world!</i>

261
00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:33,458
And where do we get
Elements from another world?

262
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,704
I have an idea.

263
00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:10,974
<i>Why are you giving me this?</i>

264
00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:13,115
I've never been admired before.

265
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,951
Except by my parents, but...
That's compulsory.

266
00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:19,393
Uh, I need some advice.
What's the full state of obligation?

267
00:18:19,418 --> 00:18:21,839
You know, the more you talk,
the less I understand...?

268
00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:28,354
You still here...
Sarah's a bit under the weather, mate.

269
00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:31,779
- It's okay. I can wait.
- She's gone home for the day, mate.

270
00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:33,921
Come on, let's go get Sam.

271
00:18:34,999 --> 00:18:36,658
I'll be back tomorrow.

272
00:18:41,812 --> 00:18:45,414
If you make that, you can
keep the board you stole off me.

273
00:18:46,306 --> 00:18:47,953
It's <i>my</i> board, anyway.

274
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,863
Suck it, haters!

275
00:19:01,888 --> 00:19:05,330
I am Bremin's Tony Hawk.
The greatest of all time.

276
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,566
"First and last warning",
remember?

277
00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:10,700
I'll be taking that board.

278
00:19:10,725 --> 00:19:14,434
You know what would make me happy?
If I never saw your face again.

279
00:19:14,646 --> 00:19:16,583
Enjoy the rest of your holiday.

280
00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:29,829
- That cop... He's my Dad!
- I had no idea.

281
00:19:29,854 --> 00:19:32,421
But he shouldn't be.
A cop.

282
00:19:32,446 --> 00:19:34,446
- Not in the real world.
- What is he, then?

283
00:19:34,603 --> 00:19:37,590
- He's the world's biggest loser.
- As in "fat"?

284
00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:39,042
As in "loser".

285
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,725
You know the strangest thing
about this experience?

286
00:19:41,726 --> 00:19:44,385
- How much you're loving it...?
- We don't exist here.

287
00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:46,981
And our non-existence
has changed this world.

288
00:19:47,006 --> 00:19:49,884
Take your family, Sam.
You were never born.

289
00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:52,294
But a few months later,
your parents had another son.

290
00:19:52,295 --> 00:19:53,723
And they gave him
the same name.

291
00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:55,136
- Sammy.
- Okay...? 'Pcch!'

292
00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:58,704
- That's the sound of my mind blowing.
- And the two of you are so alike.

293
00:19:58,705 --> 00:20:00,671
Hey, I'm nothing
like that twisted gimp.

294
00:20:00,672 --> 00:20:02,358
- Well, he is better looking.
- What?!

295
00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:05,108
And you, Jake, in the old world,
your mother was single.

296
00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:06,675
And your father
was a loser.

297
00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:08,526
- Your words.
- And your point is...?

298
00:20:08,527 --> 00:20:11,822
But in this world... Your mother
is married. With a great job.

299
00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:13,621
And your father
is an officer of the law.

300
00:20:13,622 --> 00:20:16,691
Right, so by being born, I ruined
both my parents' lives, yeah?

301
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,931
- I didn't mean it to sound like it did.
- You mean, like the truth?

302
00:20:21,784 --> 00:20:24,865
Good one, Andy.
"Open mouth, change feet."

303
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:43,940
- This is where you live...?
- Well, you live in a magic shop.

304
00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:45,759
Shall I come in?

305
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,781
I think it's gonna be hard
enough to explain Oscar.

306
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,220
Don't bother talking
about magic with them.

307
00:20:53,245 --> 00:20:56,995
- Why, aren't they aliens too?
- Yeah, from the Planet Cretin.

308
00:20:57,308 --> 00:20:59,245
So... what's our plan?

309
00:21:00,191 --> 00:21:01,972
Find our Elements.

310
00:21:04,577 --> 00:21:06,296
Let's start by running...?

311
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,480
- What's he doing here?
- That doesn't matter right now.

312
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,287
So what does he know?
Do we have to kill him?

313
00:21:16,312 --> 00:21:17,528
I know that you're aliens,

314
00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:20,276
and there's a swarm of killer alien
bees right outside that door.

315
00:21:20,301 --> 00:21:21,526
Yeah, right...

316
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,746
- Aah! Aah!
- Guys!

317
00:21:25,669 --> 00:21:28,139
Wait! CFCs are terrible
for the environment.

318
00:21:28,468 --> 00:21:30,256
Oh, it's okay,
these're organic.

319
00:21:30,929 --> 00:21:32,781
They're coming in
through the gaps!

320
00:21:33,056 --> 00:21:34,607
So, what do we do next?

321
00:21:34,608 --> 00:21:37,841
Throughout history, human beings
have been associated with the Elements.

322
00:21:38,562 --> 00:21:41,660
Jake, there's a hole over here.
We need something to fill it, a shoe!

323
00:21:41,661 --> 00:21:44,370
- Use your own!
- Too small! Throw me one of yours.

324
00:21:49,234 --> 00:21:52,701
Jake - practical, stubborn,
brutish - Earth.

325
00:21:52,726 --> 00:21:54,846
So, the other boys
are the other Elements!

326
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:59,178
I hope. Andy - fluid thinker,
kind of wet - Water.

327
00:21:59,203 --> 00:22:00,499
Perimeter breach!

328
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,212
Here, here...

329
00:22:14,861 --> 00:22:16,782
Snot. Gross...

330
00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:21,688
Okay. That leaves selfish, superficial,
head in the clouds - Sam. Air.

331
00:22:21,868 --> 00:22:23,446
We just have to catch
his breath.

332
00:22:24,471 --> 00:22:28,675
This is it! The championship quarter!
Prepare for war!

333
00:22:30,718 --> 00:22:32,022
Who let rip?

334
00:22:32,047 --> 00:22:34,645
I hope that's not the last thing
I ever smell!

335
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:49,852
Divinity of the Elements...

336
00:22:50,134 --> 00:22:53,667
Earth, Water, Air, Fire.

337
00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:55,958
I invoke Thee.

338
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,815
Where's...
Where's Felix?

339
00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:31,333
Coming out to collect your
Most Useless Chicken Award?

340
00:23:31,358 --> 00:23:35,537
- <i>D minus</i> for participation, freak.
- You seemed to have it under control...

341
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:37,457
You just... left.

342
00:23:38,279 --> 00:23:41,355
What are you talking about?
Felix's magic spell saved us.

343
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:43,811
Oscar, he hid
under the desk.

344
00:23:47,538 --> 00:23:50,507
See what I mean...?
Cretins.

345
00:23:54,207 --> 00:23:57,884
Presenting...
The Elemental Talisman.

346
00:24:02,739 --> 00:24:07,296
- It doesn't feel any different.
- Trust me. This is <i>real</i> magic.

347
00:24:08,453 --> 00:24:10,882
You know...
You should come over more often.

348
00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:15,179
- Really?
- Yeah. I think we make a good team.

349
00:24:16,391 --> 00:24:17,956
So do I.

350
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:34,403
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