1 00:00:00,488 --> 00:00:02,237 Felix, get your father. 2 00:00:04,089 --> 00:00:06,684 - How did it go at the doctor's? - What's your problem? 3 00:00:06,685 --> 00:00:09,692 Oscar can walk, but my family can't remember me. 4 00:00:09,693 --> 00:00:11,255 Jake, son. 5 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,657 It's not just that we've been forgotten. There are whole new lives. 6 00:00:14,658 --> 00:00:16,680 Like a different version of the same reality. 7 00:00:16,705 --> 00:00:18,611 - Mum! - (Gasps) I don't have a son. 8 00:00:18,612 --> 00:00:21,036 Are you that nut job who came to my house yesterday? 9 00:00:21,044 --> 00:00:23,161 What are you doing talking to my girlfriend? 10 00:00:23,186 --> 00:00:24,429 Run, stalker! 11 00:00:25,235 --> 00:00:27,008 FELIX: It was no storm. 12 00:00:27,009 --> 00:00:29,938 I think there might be forces at play which we don't understand. 13 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:32,033 SAM: She was that creepy woman from the forest. 14 00:00:32,058 --> 00:00:33,444 PHOEBE: Where'd you get that from? 15 00:00:33,469 --> 00:00:36,542 - Adults only. - The amulet picks you. 16 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:38,401 Hey, watch out! 17 00:00:41,222 --> 00:00:43,222 You just saved my life. 18 00:00:45,191 --> 00:00:48,200 ♪ (Theme music) 19 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:29,673 Season 1, Episode 5 20 00:01:29,852 --> 00:01:32,852 Subbed by Reef www.addic7ed.com 21 00:01:33,181 --> 00:01:35,644 (Birds chirping) 22 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:42,807 Cooee! (Echoes) 23 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,081 Ooh... 24 00:01:45,348 --> 00:01:46,859 (Laughs) 25 00:01:49,841 --> 00:01:53,663 FELIX: It is so cool up here, Oscar. You can see the whole of Bremin. 26 00:01:55,765 --> 00:01:57,623 Just a little bit further. 27 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:06,703 - Come on, Oskie, what are you scared of? - I'm not "scared". 28 00:02:10,242 --> 00:02:11,466 Aah! 29 00:02:13,811 --> 00:02:15,192 OSCAR: Felix...! 30 00:02:17,395 --> 00:02:18,851 - Aah...! - Oscar, no! 31 00:02:18,852 --> 00:02:20,670 (Screaming continues) 32 00:02:21,882 --> 00:02:23,425 FELIX'S MUM: My baby... 33 00:02:23,933 --> 00:02:25,758 (Sobbing) 34 00:02:25,783 --> 00:02:27,195 My baby... 35 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:31,464 (Sobbing) 36 00:02:31,465 --> 00:02:34,069 My poor baby boy... 37 00:02:38,163 --> 00:02:40,490 He's my baby... 38 00:02:48,662 --> 00:02:50,445 ANDY: This porridge is gross. 39 00:02:51,321 --> 00:02:54,961 - Oh, poor baby... - But it's not even cooked. 40 00:02:54,986 --> 00:02:57,863 Harden up, Andy, porridge is the breakfast of champions. 41 00:02:57,900 --> 00:03:00,133 Oh, a raw food movement, cool! 42 00:03:03,211 --> 00:03:05,211 (Stomach grumbles) 43 00:03:05,212 --> 00:03:07,330 - There's nothing left. - You snooze, you lose. 44 00:03:07,331 --> 00:03:10,249 - Thanks a lot, so-called friends. - You're welcome, freak. 45 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,274 Will you stop calling me "freak"? 46 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,054 ALL: No. 47 00:03:16,219 --> 00:03:18,052 I thought freakiness was his thing. 48 00:03:18,053 --> 00:03:19,116 (Door opens and shuts) 49 00:03:19,117 --> 00:03:21,993 - Do we have toilet paper? - Dude, we don't even have a toilet. 50 00:03:22,018 --> 00:03:25,661 Ugh. (Stomach grumbles) 51 00:03:27,915 --> 00:03:30,493 ♪ ♪ 52 00:03:35,866 --> 00:03:38,045 Hey, Oscar, just coming... 53 00:03:38,821 --> 00:03:40,264 ...To see you. 54 00:03:43,907 --> 00:03:47,053 You know... When you run away from us... 55 00:03:47,078 --> 00:03:49,078 Really hurts our feelings. 56 00:03:49,469 --> 00:03:51,217 - Doesn't it, Dyl'? - Yeah. 57 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,560 Would you look at that... 58 00:03:55,022 --> 00:03:57,479 The weirdo has a little toy. 59 00:03:57,784 --> 00:03:59,053 OSCAR: P-please don't... 60 00:03:59,078 --> 00:04:00,104 (Trent laughs) 61 00:04:00,129 --> 00:04:03,902 - Please don't break it. It's a Valtirian. - Come on, guys, just... leave him alone. 62 00:04:04,174 --> 00:04:05,698 You hear something, Dyl'? 63 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:07,385 - Nup. - Nup...? 64 00:04:11,027 --> 00:04:13,583 It's what you get for being such a freak in front of us. 65 00:04:13,608 --> 00:04:15,142 Don't call him a freak! 66 00:04:15,276 --> 00:04:16,960 (Trent grunts) 67 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:20,759 - Get off! - Run, Oscar, run! 68 00:04:24,635 --> 00:04:27,538 Well, I think we can all agree that was unexpected... 69 00:04:27,672 --> 00:04:29,672 Now, if you’ll just excuse me... 70 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,285 (Birds chirping) 71 00:04:33,326 --> 00:04:36,539 (Indistinct chatter) 72 00:04:39,087 --> 00:04:42,265 This is a terrible idea. We should be laying low. 73 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:44,363 No, no, no, no, we impress a few people, 74 00:04:44,364 --> 00:04:47,278 elevate our social status, and then it's "good bye scavenging". 75 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,476 People'll be lining up to invite us to dinner. 76 00:04:49,501 --> 00:04:52,379 You know, speaking of jobs, we could try making some cash. 77 00:04:52,404 --> 00:04:54,124 Way ahead of you, big man... 78 00:04:54,157 --> 00:04:57,503 Hello, Bremin. Prepare to fall in love with me. 79 00:04:57,528 --> 00:04:59,054 Again. 80 00:05:00,766 --> 00:05:02,289 Fascinating. 81 00:05:02,751 --> 00:05:05,519 It's like he's the president of his own fan club. 82 00:05:08,035 --> 00:05:09,980 ___ 83 00:05:11,229 --> 00:05:13,070 ___ 84 00:05:21,242 --> 00:05:22,665 Jake... 85 00:05:27,197 --> 00:05:29,392 First, I will lure them in. 86 00:05:29,526 --> 00:05:31,399 Fearlessly acting as bait. 87 00:05:31,424 --> 00:05:33,871 Then, when Trent and Dylan attack, 88 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:36,707 the Trianite mothership will close in from behind 89 00:05:36,732 --> 00:05:38,338 and squash their heads! 90 00:05:38,363 --> 00:05:39,575 - And... - Oscar! 91 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,835 Oscar... Just bringing back your thingy. 92 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:49,592 Before you appeared, I was number... four 93 00:05:49,593 --> 00:05:52,842 on Trent's and Dylan's bully list and now I'm like two. 94 00:05:52,867 --> 00:05:56,952 In front of Mike Parker. He brings a stuffed unicorn to school. 95 00:05:56,977 --> 00:05:58,599 A unicorn... 96 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:01,545 - But you needed help. - I needed to be left alone. 97 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,450 Yeah, that was working out well for you. 98 00:06:03,592 --> 00:06:05,416 Ah, just go away! 99 00:06:08,183 --> 00:06:10,073 And what if I don't? 100 00:06:11,059 --> 00:06:12,824 What if I stay here? 101 00:06:12,911 --> 00:06:15,974 Pitch at little Teepee and use his litter box as a toilet. 102 00:06:15,999 --> 00:06:18,598 What if everybody hears about the freak in the front yard, 103 00:06:18,623 --> 00:06:20,148 and I tell them we're BFFs. 104 00:06:20,173 --> 00:06:21,812 Only girls say "BFFs". 105 00:06:21,837 --> 00:06:25,376 Then you'll be known as the friend of the girlie front yard freak. 106 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:27,288 And that'll make you... 107 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,033 Number one on the list. 108 00:06:31,745 --> 00:06:34,029 I see you're well versed in the art of blackmail. 109 00:06:34,267 --> 00:06:35,493 Yeah... 110 00:06:35,518 --> 00:06:37,906 I also overheard you talking to yourself. 111 00:06:37,907 --> 00:06:41,187 - I wasn't talking to myself. - Then who were you talking to? 112 00:06:43,548 --> 00:06:46,128 OSCAR: His name... Is Centaurus the Deadly. 113 00:06:46,191 --> 00:06:48,504 Warrior outcast of the Sarax Tribe. 114 00:06:48,529 --> 00:06:52,162 "Warrior outcast"... Very Metal. 115 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:57,122 It's different to how I had it. I mean, would... have it. 116 00:06:57,123 --> 00:06:59,460 Why is it that you wanna hang out with me so much? 117 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,597 - It's weird. - I think we could be a good team. 118 00:07:03,278 --> 00:07:04,825 We're similar. 119 00:07:05,661 --> 00:07:07,482 OSCAR: I don't see any similarities. 120 00:07:07,508 --> 00:07:11,617 - You must really love that magazine. - No... I have to cut out the coupons. 121 00:07:11,642 --> 00:07:15,752 Twenty equals one of the Valtirian cruisers that was obliterated today. 122 00:07:15,777 --> 00:07:18,001 - Because of you. - You know, if I helped... 123 00:07:18,026 --> 00:07:19,911 We could get it done in half the time. 124 00:07:27,617 --> 00:07:29,813 (Birds chirping) 125 00:07:29,838 --> 00:07:31,838 (Dramatic music) 126 00:07:33,816 --> 00:07:35,816 (Bees buzzing) 127 00:07:38,186 --> 00:07:39,638 ELLEN: Oscar! 128 00:07:43,233 --> 00:07:45,426 Oscar? I know you're in there. 129 00:07:45,451 --> 00:07:47,746 Can't people tell that I'm working here...? 130 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:51,809 Oh, the beast has left the swamp. 131 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:55,598 Look, this is serious. My dog, Wikileaks, is missing. 132 00:07:55,623 --> 00:07:57,791 Look, I'd love to help, I'd really would, but... 133 00:07:57,816 --> 00:08:00,731 I... I'm too busy, you know? Not... caring. 134 00:08:04,146 --> 00:08:06,317 - You... - You remember me! 135 00:08:06,342 --> 00:08:08,524 You were with the guy from the bus. 136 00:08:09,181 --> 00:08:12,109 - He saved my life. - I can help you look for Wikileaks. 137 00:08:12,134 --> 00:08:14,134 He's more likely to run if he sees... 138 00:08:14,159 --> 00:08:17,849 You... What did you say your friend's name was, again? 139 00:08:17,874 --> 00:08:19,990 I didn't. It's Andy. 140 00:08:20,484 --> 00:08:22,057 Andy... 141 00:08:22,637 --> 00:08:25,644 Tell him... "Ellen says hi". 142 00:08:25,669 --> 00:08:28,355 - And I'm Felix. - Yeah... Sure. 143 00:08:28,356 --> 00:08:29,800 (Footsteps approaching) 144 00:08:29,825 --> 00:08:32,557 More friends, Oscar... Mr. Popular! 145 00:08:32,582 --> 00:08:37,618 Mum... please, go back in the house. And... she is not my friend. 146 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,329 - I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name. - I'm Felix. 147 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,354 You have a lovely home, Mrs. Ferne. 148 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:44,425 Thank you, Felix. (Sneezes) (Eerie whispering) 149 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,718 Sorry, must be hay fever. 150 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:47,989 (Sneezes) 151 00:08:48,014 --> 00:08:50,599 Oh! I think I need antihistamines. 152 00:08:50,991 --> 00:08:53,173 You know, you should come here more often, Felix. 153 00:08:53,276 --> 00:08:56,615 Wouldn't it be wonderful, Oscar? I'm just ducking to the chemist. 154 00:08:56,678 --> 00:08:58,537 Have fun, boys. (Sneezes) 155 00:08:58,562 --> 00:08:59,888 Ooh... 156 00:09:01,772 --> 00:09:05,732 Blackmail and toadying... You are formidable. 157 00:09:05,764 --> 00:09:07,764 (Car door shutting) 158 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,572 (Engine starts) 159 00:09:11,688 --> 00:09:14,667 (Phone ringing) 160 00:09:17,886 --> 00:09:19,483 Hi... 161 00:09:19,813 --> 00:09:21,697 How can I help you... 162 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,346 Uhm... my Dad and I are moving here...? 163 00:09:24,371 --> 00:09:29,677 Uhm, to Bremin, and he... sent me in to have a look at some houses to rent. 164 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:32,178 - Your dad sent you here...? - Yeah. 165 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:35,572 And did your dad send you round to my house, too? 166 00:09:35,628 --> 00:09:40,178 Oh, yeah, sorry, that was a... That was a dare. A friend of mine dared me. 167 00:09:40,203 --> 00:09:42,507 A friend of yours dared you to go to a complete stranger 168 00:09:42,508 --> 00:09:44,579 and call her... your mother. 169 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:45,782 Yep. 170 00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:49,560 - Well, you have strange friends. - Yeah, not by choice. 171 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:52,590 All right, so, what sort of property are we looking at? 172 00:09:52,661 --> 00:09:55,157 Uhm... A proper house, something big... 173 00:09:55,183 --> 00:09:57,243 - Mhm... - View to the river... 174 00:09:57,541 --> 00:09:59,373 With a big backyard... 175 00:10:04,085 --> 00:10:06,021 You like the Bremin bandicoots! 176 00:10:06,358 --> 00:10:09,931 - I love the bandicoots, yes. - I love the bandicoots, too... 177 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:12,660 I mean, I will, when I get here. 178 00:10:12,685 --> 00:10:15,156 Obviously, I don't yet, because I'm new, but... 179 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,632 - I'm sure I will. - It could be hard being new. 180 00:10:18,163 --> 00:10:20,607 Especially when you miss people from back home. 181 00:10:21,391 --> 00:10:22,594 Hmm. 182 00:10:22,619 --> 00:10:24,777 All right, now, I've a few ideas, here, look. 183 00:10:25,954 --> 00:10:27,165 Ooh... 184 00:10:27,346 --> 00:10:30,732 - Are you okay? - No, my head is killing me. 185 00:10:30,866 --> 00:10:32,866 - Ooh... - You never get headaches. 186 00:10:33,148 --> 00:10:35,728 No, I don't... Oh, okay. 187 00:10:35,729 --> 00:10:37,856 Do you want me to get you some painkillers...? 188 00:10:37,857 --> 00:10:39,434 No, it's all right, I'll be fine. 189 00:10:39,435 --> 00:10:41,948 You just stay here, I'll be back in a minute, all right? 190 00:10:42,629 --> 00:10:46,327 Thank you for the coupon assistance. Now... goodbye and have a... 191 00:10:46,328 --> 00:10:48,185 Long and productive life. 192 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:52,208 What... You gonna give me a gold star and send me on my way? 193 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:58,015 (Bees buzzing) (Eerie whispering) 194 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:04,475 Oscar... We have to go inside. Now. 195 00:11:04,476 --> 00:11:06,101 - Yes, we do. - Run! 196 00:11:09,234 --> 00:11:11,240 Things like this keep happening. 197 00:11:11,312 --> 00:11:14,704 Weird weather, creepy things that go bang in the night... 198 00:11:14,776 --> 00:11:16,846 Now, crazy bees! 199 00:11:24,745 --> 00:11:26,381 FELIX: Be gone! 200 00:11:26,991 --> 00:11:30,267 Behold, the repelling power of the crystals! 201 00:11:36,314 --> 00:11:38,496 You think I'm insane, don't you... 202 00:11:39,646 --> 00:11:43,452 There are 23 different alien species living among us right now. 203 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,712 Communicating via telepathy. 204 00:11:45,783 --> 00:11:48,575 Maybe you're one of them. The bees can tell. 205 00:11:48,889 --> 00:11:52,018 - We have to get help. - "We"...? You have to get help. 206 00:11:52,051 --> 00:11:55,551 - I'm gonna stay here, make a sandwich. - You want to be stuck here with them? 207 00:11:55,658 --> 00:11:57,103 What if they get in here? 208 00:11:57,128 --> 00:12:01,470 Can you imagine what it'd be like to be killed by ten thousand bee stings? 209 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,888 Excruciating. 210 00:12:04,865 --> 00:12:07,643 Lucky my Mum is mental about insects. 211 00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:13,374 Apparently, these are much better at protecting us from bees. 212 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,099 - You got any more? - Yeah... 213 00:12:17,928 --> 00:12:20,088 Okay. The enemy are out the front. 214 00:12:20,113 --> 00:12:22,624 So we need to take the secret escape route. 215 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,254 Through the neighbour’s yard. 216 00:12:24,279 --> 00:12:26,524 How do you know about the secret escape route? 217 00:12:27,994 --> 00:12:29,825 Whoa, telepathy...! 218 00:12:31,165 --> 00:12:34,222 ♪ ♪ 219 00:12:43,556 --> 00:12:46,692 All righty, give generously to a skater in need. 220 00:12:46,771 --> 00:12:49,305 SAM: I'll be here all day. Okay? 221 00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:52,478 (Laughs) Hey, don't forget. I do requests. 222 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,482 Anyone...? 223 00:12:55,725 --> 00:12:58,202 It was him. He broke into our house. 224 00:12:58,227 --> 00:13:01,262 - I thought it was a mate's place. - Ow, come on! 225 00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:04,406 There was a break and enter at Bremin High last weekend. 226 00:13:04,431 --> 00:13:06,360 - You know anything about that? - No. 227 00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:08,909 - You from around here? - SAM: No. 228 00:13:10,191 --> 00:13:12,877 - So what are you doing here? - Holiday. 229 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,303 - In Bremin... - Yes. 230 00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:18,654 No skating on the footpath. 231 00:13:18,889 --> 00:13:22,429 Let that be your first and final warning, okay? 232 00:13:28,205 --> 00:13:30,251 You skate like a gimp. 233 00:13:34,377 --> 00:13:35,725 Great. 234 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,750 (Bee buzzing) 235 00:13:39,142 --> 00:13:42,633 Quite an entrance... Who are you trying to scam today? 236 00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,186 - Useless. - I could have told you that. 237 00:13:45,187 --> 00:13:48,183 - I need the book. - The book you stole from my store room? 238 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:51,276 I borrowed it! For... half a minute. 239 00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:54,090 I-I think he's an alien. He's got telepathy. 240 00:13:54,115 --> 00:13:55,500 Really...? 241 00:13:55,619 --> 00:13:58,752 - What am I thinking? - You're thinking... 242 00:13:59,175 --> 00:14:02,716 I hate teenage boys and I wish they would stop coming into my shop. 243 00:14:04,615 --> 00:14:06,257 Close enough. 244 00:14:08,024 --> 00:14:10,634 ♪ ♪ 245 00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:17,467 (Indistinct chatter) 246 00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:22,862 Are you Andy? 247 00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:28,013 My mission was to deliver this. 248 00:14:29,757 --> 00:14:31,959 - What is that? - Lavender...? 249 00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:38,368 "U plus M to the power of e equals heart symbol"...? 250 00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:42,577 - What's "M to the power of e"? - It's "You plus me equals love". 251 00:14:42,602 --> 00:14:43,867 But not as in me. 252 00:14:43,892 --> 00:14:45,796 - Who's it from? - That's a secret. 253 00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:52,024 This is the second strangest thing that's ever happened to me. 254 00:14:52,554 --> 00:14:55,395 (Bees buzzing) 255 00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:58,615 You sure you didn't just... Disturb their hive? 256 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:02,220 No. They chased us into the house, and then, here. 257 00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:05,897 And before that, there was this strange, hellish storm. 258 00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:08,780 - Hmm. Elemental attacks. - What are they? 259 00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:11,030 Earth, Fire, Water and Air 260 00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:13,413 are the building blocks of everything that we know, 261 00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:17,706 and for some reason, they appear hell-bent on ruining your day. 262 00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:23,550 Most of the people that come into my shop are after scented candles and... 263 00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:26,642 Dolphin statues, but you're different, Felix. 264 00:15:26,894 --> 00:15:28,537 PHOEBE: Are you the real thing? 265 00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:31,006 Will you help me if I am? 266 00:15:32,703 --> 00:15:34,014 Then, yes. 267 00:15:39,296 --> 00:15:41,146 This is very special. 268 00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,982 PHOEBE: It can protect against elemental attacks. 269 00:15:46,304 --> 00:15:49,148 - What is that? - It's her Book of Shadows. 270 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,296 FELIX: It's where she keeps her spells. 271 00:15:51,321 --> 00:15:52,723 PHOEBE: Here it is. 272 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,276 This is the spell to activate the talisman. 273 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,424 - You do the next part. - Why me? 274 00:15:59,449 --> 00:16:01,387 I need to make sure you're for real. 275 00:16:04,223 --> 00:16:05,905 PHOEBE: Seal the circle. 276 00:16:08,711 --> 00:16:10,711 FELIX: Divinity of the Elements... 277 00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:13,009 I summon Thee. 278 00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:16,135 Earth... 279 00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:18,663 Water... 280 00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:21,266 Air... 281 00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:24,603 Fire. 282 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,650 Within this stone, I invoke Ye place 283 00:16:32,675 --> 00:16:35,547 your greatest strength, your kindest grace. 284 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,128 And while this stone remains at hand... 285 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,103 Thou shalt be safe throughout this land. 286 00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:52,425 Behold, the Elemental Talisman. 287 00:17:02,186 --> 00:17:03,671 (Buzzing) Aah! Aah! 288 00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:15,183 - Well, that was disappointing. - And painful! 289 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,726 You failed the test. I want my talisman back. 290 00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:19,974 But I was just doing what you told me to do. 291 00:17:19,999 --> 00:17:21,886 Maybe they're alien bees. 292 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,444 That's why they're immune to your magic. 293 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,666 - Maybe you're right. - I am...? 294 00:17:26,691 --> 00:17:28,885 If what's attacking us comes from another world, 295 00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:31,228 then we need to use Elements from another world! 296 00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:33,458 And where do we get Elements from another world? 297 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,704 I have an idea. 298 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,804 (Engine starts) 299 00:17:38,531 --> 00:17:41,043 (Oscar and Felix scream) 300 00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:48,504 (Phone ringing) 301 00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:10,974 JAKE: Why are you giving me this? 302 00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:13,115 I've never been admired before. 303 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,951 Except by my parents, but... That's compulsory. 304 00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:19,393 ANDY: Uh, I need some advice. What's the full state of obligation? 305 00:18:19,418 --> 00:18:21,839 You know, the more you talk, the less I understand...? 306 00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:28,354 PHIL: You still here... Sarah's a bit under the weather, mate. 307 00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:31,779 - It's okay. I can wait. - She's gone home for the day, mate. 308 00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:33,921 Come on, let's go get Sam. 309 00:18:34,999 --> 00:18:36,658 I'll be back tomorrow. 310 00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:41,787 (Phone rings) ♪ ♪ 311 00:18:41,812 --> 00:18:45,414 SAMMY: If you make that, you can keep the board you stole off me. 312 00:18:46,306 --> 00:18:47,953 It's my board, anyway. 313 00:18:47,978 --> 00:18:50,269 (The crowd cheers) 314 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,863 (Laughs) Suck it, haters! 315 00:19:01,888 --> 00:19:05,330 I am Bremin's Tony Hawk. The greatest of all time. 316 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,566 "First and last warning", remember? 317 00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:10,700 I'll be taking that board. 318 00:19:10,725 --> 00:19:14,434 You know what would make me happy? If I never saw your face again. 319 00:19:14,646 --> 00:19:16,583 Enjoy the rest of your holiday. 320 00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:29,829 - That cop... He's my Dad! - I had no idea. 321 00:19:29,854 --> 00:19:32,421 But he shouldn't be. A cop. 322 00:19:32,446 --> 00:19:34,446 - Not in the real world. - What is he, then? 323 00:19:34,603 --> 00:19:37,590 - He's the world's biggest loser. - As in "fat"? 324 00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:39,042 As in "loser". 325 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,725 You know the strangest thing about this experience? 326 00:19:41,726 --> 00:19:44,385 - How much you're loving it...? - We don't exist here. 327 00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:46,981 And our non-existence has changed this world. 328 00:19:47,006 --> 00:19:49,884 Take your family, Sam. You were never born. 329 00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:52,294 But a few months later, your parents had another son. 330 00:19:52,295 --> 00:19:53,723 And they gave him the same name. 331 00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:55,136 - Sammy. - Okay...? 'Pcch!' 332 00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:58,704 - That's the sound of my mind blowing. - And the two of you are so alike. 333 00:19:58,705 --> 00:20:00,671 Hey, I'm nothing like that twisted gimp. 334 00:20:00,672 --> 00:20:02,358 - Well, he is better looking. - What?! 335 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:05,108 And you, Jake, in the old world, your mother was single. 336 00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:06,675 And your father was a loser. 337 00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:08,526 - Your words. - And your point is...? 338 00:20:08,527 --> 00:20:11,822 But in this world... Your mother is married. With a great job. 339 00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:13,621 And your father is an officer of the law. 340 00:20:13,622 --> 00:20:16,691 Right, so by being born, I ruined both my parents' lives, yeah? 341 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,931 - I didn't mean it to sound like it did. - You mean, like the truth? 342 00:20:21,784 --> 00:20:24,865 Good one, Andy. "Open mouth, change feet." 343 00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:43,940 - This is where you live...? - Well, you live in a magic shop. 344 00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:45,759 Shall I come in? 345 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,781 I think it's gonna be hard enough to explain Oscar. 346 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,220 Don't bother talking about magic with them. 347 00:20:53,245 --> 00:20:56,995 - Why, aren't they aliens too? - Yeah, from the Planet Cretin. 348 00:20:57,308 --> 00:20:59,245 So... what's our plan? 349 00:21:00,191 --> 00:21:01,972 Find our Elements. 350 00:21:01,997 --> 00:21:03,997 (Bees buzzing) 351 00:21:04,577 --> 00:21:06,296 OSCAR: Let's start by running...? 352 00:21:07,512 --> 00:21:09,136 (Dramatic music) 353 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,480 - What's he doing here? - That doesn't matter right now. 354 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,287 So what does he know? Do we have to kill him? 355 00:21:16,312 --> 00:21:17,528 I know that you're aliens, 356 00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:20,276 and there's a swarm of killer alien bees right outside that door. 357 00:21:20,301 --> 00:21:21,526 Yeah, right... 358 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,746 - Aah! Aah! - Guys! 359 00:21:25,669 --> 00:21:28,139 Wait! CFCs are terrible for the environment. 360 00:21:28,468 --> 00:21:30,256 Oh, it's okay, these're organic. 361 00:21:30,929 --> 00:21:32,781 They're coming in through the gaps! 362 00:21:33,056 --> 00:21:34,607 OSCAR: So, what do we do next? 363 00:21:34,608 --> 00:21:37,841 Throughout history, human beings have been associated with the Elements. 364 00:21:38,562 --> 00:21:41,660 Jake, there's a hole over here. We need something to fill it, a shoe! 365 00:21:41,661 --> 00:21:44,370 - Use your own! - Too small! Throw me one of yours. 366 00:21:46,195 --> 00:21:49,209 (The boys keep screaming) 367 00:21:49,234 --> 00:21:52,701 FELIX: Jake - practical, stubborn, brutish - Earth. 368 00:21:52,726 --> 00:21:54,846 So, the other boys are the other Elements! 369 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:59,178 I hope. Andy - fluid thinker, kind of wet - Water. 370 00:21:59,203 --> 00:22:00,499 Perimeter breach! 371 00:22:02,147 --> 00:22:04,483 ALL: Aah! 372 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,212 Here, here... 373 00:22:10,306 --> 00:22:13,166 (Coughs) 374 00:22:14,861 --> 00:22:16,782 Snot. Gross... 375 00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:21,688 Okay. That leaves selfish, superficial, head in the clouds - Sam. Air. 376 00:22:21,868 --> 00:22:23,446 We just have to catch his breath. 377 00:22:24,471 --> 00:22:28,675 This is it! The championship quarter! Prepare for war! 378 00:22:28,676 --> 00:22:30,351 (Sam farts) 379 00:22:30,718 --> 00:22:32,022 Who let rip? 380 00:22:32,047 --> 00:22:34,645 I hope that's not the last thing I ever smell! 381 00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:36,670 (All shout) 382 00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:49,852 Divinity of the Elements... 383 00:22:50,134 --> 00:22:53,667 Earth, Water, Air, Fire. 384 00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:55,958 I invoke Thee. 385 00:23:17,182 --> 00:23:18,848 BOTH: Whoa... 386 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,815 Where's... Where's Felix? 387 00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:31,333 JAKE: Coming out to collect your Most Useless Chicken Award? 388 00:23:31,358 --> 00:23:35,537 - D minus for participation, freak. - You seemed to have it under control... 389 00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:37,457 You just... left. 390 00:23:38,279 --> 00:23:41,355 What are you talking about? Felix's magic spell saved us. 391 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:43,811 Oscar, he hid under the desk. 392 00:23:47,538 --> 00:23:50,507 See what I mean...? Cretins. 393 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,183 (Birds chirping) 394 00:23:54,207 --> 00:23:57,884 Presenting... The Elemental Talisman. 395 00:23:59,409 --> 00:24:01,050 Whoa... 396 00:24:02,739 --> 00:24:07,296 - It doesn't feel any different. - Trust me. This is real magic. 397 00:24:08,453 --> 00:24:10,882 You know... You should come over more often. 398 00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:15,179 - Really? - Yeah. I think we make a good team. 399 00:24:16,391 --> 00:24:17,956 So do I. 400 00:24:19,565 --> 00:24:22,154 (Dramatic music) 401 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:34,403 Subbed by Reef www.addic7ed.com