1 00:00:01,882 --> 00:00:05,766 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,886 --> 00:00:07,854 Ahh, Christmas... 3 00:00:07,888 --> 00:00:11,658 That time of year when children are at their absolute worst. 4 00:00:11,692 --> 00:00:14,227 You see, kids have figured out that they'll get 5 00:00:14,261 --> 00:00:17,130 whatever they want whether they're bad or good. 6 00:00:17,164 --> 00:00:20,300 So they all became spoiled turds. 7 00:00:24,471 --> 00:00:26,306 Hey, I want that. 8 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:27,807 It's too expensive. 9 00:00:27,841 --> 00:00:29,742 But it's Christmas. 10 00:00:29,777 --> 00:00:31,911 I get whatever I want! 11 00:00:31,946 --> 00:00:33,947 If you're a good boy. 12 00:00:33,981 --> 00:00:35,181 Steven Anita! 13 00:00:35,215 --> 00:00:36,950 No, I'm a bad boy. 14 00:00:36,984 --> 00:00:38,351 I get what I want. 15 00:00:41,355 --> 00:00:43,456 What's gotten into this boy? He's insane. 16 00:00:43,490 --> 00:00:46,726 He's a mystery to me. 17 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,362 ♪ I'm the one they call a mystery ♪ 18 00:00:49,396 --> 00:00:51,030 "They"? 19 00:00:51,065 --> 00:00:55,301 ♪ I'm the one they call insane 20 00:00:55,336 --> 00:00:58,938 ♪ Ain't no other way I'm meant to be ♪ 21 00:00:58,973 --> 00:01:01,107 ♪ I want this and gimme that ♪ 22 00:01:01,141 --> 00:01:03,576 ♪ Are we to blame? Oh, no ♪ 23 00:01:03,610 --> 00:01:05,845 ♪ If I told you once, I told you twice ♪ 24 00:01:05,879 --> 00:01:08,047 ♪ I'd never be a saint 25 00:01:08,082 --> 00:01:09,048 ♪ Daddy, no 26 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:10,149 ♪ Mommy, no 27 00:01:10,184 --> 00:01:12,919 ♪ Ain't no saint 28 00:01:12,953 --> 00:01:13,886 ♪ Bad 29 00:01:13,921 --> 00:01:17,557 ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad boy 30 00:01:17,591 --> 00:01:20,093 ♪ We want it, we want it ♪ 31 00:01:20,127 --> 00:01:22,061 ♪ And you're paying for it 32 00:01:22,096 --> 00:01:24,564 ♪ I'm no good 33 00:01:24,598 --> 00:01:27,033 ♪ So bring me toys 34 00:01:27,067 --> 00:01:29,168 ♪ I want it, I want it ♪ 35 00:01:29,203 --> 00:01:30,870 ♪ Don't appreciate it ♪ 36 00:01:30,904 --> 00:01:34,073 ♪ I know what's coming and I see the way ♪ 37 00:01:34,108 --> 00:01:35,541 ♪ He gets whatever he wants ♪ 38 00:01:35,576 --> 00:01:37,643 ♪ Ain't no other way to go! 39 00:01:37,678 --> 00:01:40,079 ♪ Don't you ever tell him no ♪ 40 00:01:40,114 --> 00:01:43,082 ♪ And when I want it, you buy it for me ♪ 41 00:01:43,117 --> 00:01:45,451 ♪ We've got you in our aim ♪ 42 00:01:45,486 --> 00:01:47,920 ♪ So pony up the dough ♪ 43 00:01:47,955 --> 00:01:50,023 Steve, you're the worst. 44 00:01:50,057 --> 00:01:51,858 ♪ You want the worst? 45 00:01:51,892 --> 00:01:54,093 ♪ Well, you gonna see the worst ♪ 46 00:01:54,128 --> 00:01:56,329 ♪ 'Cause I'm the best, the best at bein' the worst! ♪ 47 00:01:56,363 --> 00:01:57,563 Stop! 48 00:01:57,598 --> 00:02:00,033 I have heard enough of this song and dance. 49 00:02:00,067 --> 00:02:02,769 You're just lucky I don't beat you like my dad did to me. 50 00:02:02,803 --> 00:02:06,439 In fact, let's pay a visit to my dad 51 00:02:06,473 --> 00:02:09,409 so you can see what happens to naughty boys when they grow up. 52 00:02:11,445 --> 00:02:13,646 Dad, tell him how much jail sucks. 53 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,515 Tell him about the beatings, the rapes, 54 00:02:15,549 --> 00:02:18,317 the overly washed Egyptian cotton bath towels. 55 00:02:18,352 --> 00:02:20,286 Tell him so he'll stop being bad. 56 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,522 Steve, just be happy you're bad now 57 00:02:22,556 --> 00:02:24,357 and not when I was boy. 58 00:02:24,391 --> 00:02:26,392 Back then, Krampus would have come for you. 59 00:02:26,427 --> 00:02:27,627 Krampus? 60 00:02:27,661 --> 00:02:29,395 Yes, Krampus. 61 00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:32,465 The demon of Christmas. 62 00:02:32,499 --> 00:02:34,100 When I was a boy in Southern Bavaria, 63 00:02:34,134 --> 00:02:36,569 in lower Berchtesgaden, 64 00:02:36,603 --> 00:02:39,338 Santa would ride with Krampus. 65 00:02:39,373 --> 00:02:41,340 Santa would give gifts to the good kids 66 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:44,143 and Krampus would punish the naughty ones. 67 00:02:44,178 --> 00:02:47,180 Scare you with his rusty chains. 68 00:02:47,214 --> 00:02:49,182 Slap your bottom with his birch branches. 69 00:02:49,216 --> 00:02:51,084 And if you were really bad, 70 00:02:51,118 --> 00:02:53,319 he'd throw you in his almost child-sized sack 71 00:02:53,353 --> 00:02:55,321 and shake you good! 72 00:02:55,355 --> 00:02:57,256 Oh, that's Krampus for you. 73 00:02:57,291 --> 00:02:59,358 Yeah, sounds like a load of bull jizzle. 74 00:02:59,393 --> 00:03:00,793 I've never heard of Krampus. 75 00:03:00,828 --> 00:03:03,830 That's because your gramps trapped the demon, he did. 76 00:03:03,864 --> 00:03:05,431 On Christmas Eve, 77 00:03:05,466 --> 00:03:08,034 I snuck out of bed to get more of Mother's strudel 78 00:03:08,068 --> 00:03:10,670 even though she told me I couldn't have any more. 79 00:03:10,704 --> 00:03:11,971 I didn't care. 80 00:03:12,005 --> 00:03:13,072 I wanted more. 81 00:03:13,107 --> 00:03:14,373 When I got there, 82 00:03:14,408 --> 00:03:16,943 I saw that Krampus had beat me to it. 83 00:03:16,977 --> 00:03:20,113 He was neck-deep in Mutter's strudel. 84 00:03:20,147 --> 00:03:22,515 So I trapped him in that copper pot. 85 00:03:22,549 --> 00:03:24,584 Copper-potted him good. 86 00:03:24,618 --> 00:03:26,652 And that's why you and all the other baddies 87 00:03:26,687 --> 00:03:30,123 never get a visit from Krampus on Christmas Eve. 88 00:03:30,157 --> 00:03:31,290 That's nonsense. 89 00:03:31,325 --> 00:03:32,625 See for yourself. 90 00:03:32,659 --> 00:03:35,061 That copper pot is with my stuff in your basement. 91 00:03:35,095 --> 00:03:36,762 Okay, okay, I'm bored. 92 00:03:36,797 --> 00:03:38,798 Let's go. 93 00:03:38,832 --> 00:03:40,299 Krampus is real. 94 00:03:40,334 --> 00:03:41,734 Real I say! 95 00:03:41,768 --> 00:03:43,102 The copper pot's in your basement. 96 00:03:43,137 --> 00:03:44,203 It's right there 97 00:03:44,238 --> 00:03:46,439 with my old Rossignol skis! 98 00:03:46,473 --> 00:03:49,041 They're super-long and super-fast! 99 00:03:50,077 --> 00:03:52,078 Check your basement, Stan! 100 00:03:55,182 --> 00:03:56,716 So, Hayley, have you decided 101 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,151 what to get the family for Christmas? 102 00:03:58,185 --> 00:04:00,720 No, not yet. 103 00:04:00,754 --> 00:04:03,189 ♪ It must be the perfect thing 104 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:05,258 ♪ For a family so loving 105 00:04:05,292 --> 00:04:07,326 ♪ A gift that's from above 106 00:04:07,361 --> 00:04:09,929 ♪ A gift that's full of love 107 00:04:09,963 --> 00:04:12,231 ♪ It's the perfect thing, can't you see? ♪ 108 00:04:12,266 --> 00:04:14,467 ♪ A tub of popcorns three 109 00:04:14,501 --> 00:04:16,736 ♪ Caramel for Mom, salted for Dad, ♪ 110 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:19,772 ♪ And a hearty cheese for Steve ♪ 111 00:04:24,511 --> 00:04:26,479 ♪ Roger, oh, Roger 112 00:04:26,513 --> 00:04:28,614 ♪ I hate to be a bother 113 00:04:28,649 --> 00:04:31,384 ♪ But I need some money for a gift ♪ 114 00:04:31,418 --> 00:04:34,620 ♪ This gift, you see, is a tub of popcorns three ♪ 115 00:04:34,655 --> 00:04:36,422 Wha-Wha-Wha... just stop, stop. 116 00:04:36,456 --> 00:04:38,191 J-J-Just tell me what you want. 117 00:04:38,225 --> 00:04:39,592 Wh-What's going on? 118 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:42,562 I need a job so I can get the family a Christmas gift. 119 00:04:42,596 --> 00:04:44,197 The bar gets busy during the holidays. 120 00:04:44,231 --> 00:04:45,665 Maybe you could use an extra hand. 121 00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:47,066 You're too late, sister. 122 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:50,536 I already hired college kids from the water polo team. 123 00:04:50,571 --> 00:04:54,640 I've got almost too many hands for jobs. 124 00:04:54,675 --> 00:04:56,209 Here's the classifieds. 125 00:04:58,145 --> 00:05:00,613 Ooh, the airport's hiring. 126 00:05:00,647 --> 00:05:02,381 What's with this Speedo, Jeremy? 127 00:05:02,416 --> 00:05:04,250 It's too baggy. 128 00:05:04,284 --> 00:05:07,086 Is it a tandem Speedo for two men? 129 00:05:08,222 --> 00:05:09,855 Eh, even this is too loose. 130 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:11,757 Mark, hop in here! 131 00:05:14,294 --> 00:05:16,395 Did they get this on sale? 132 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:17,964 Was this the floor model? 133 00:05:17,998 --> 00:05:19,799 Well, if it wasn't, it is now! 134 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:20,800 Smash! 135 00:05:20,834 --> 00:05:22,235 Steven! 136 00:05:22,269 --> 00:05:23,903 By the power of Grayskull, 137 00:05:23,937 --> 00:05:25,771 what do you think you're doing? 138 00:05:25,806 --> 00:05:27,807 I am hiding these until Christmas. 139 00:05:29,142 --> 00:05:31,143 Boy driving me insane. 140 00:05:31,178 --> 00:05:33,112 Got me talking like Bernie Mac. 141 00:05:44,591 --> 00:05:45,591 Krampus? 142 00:05:45,626 --> 00:05:46,592 Jack? 143 00:05:46,627 --> 00:05:48,628 No, Jack's my dad. 144 00:05:48,662 --> 00:05:51,063 Let... me... out. 145 00:05:51,098 --> 00:05:52,832 I can't. You're a demon. 146 00:05:52,866 --> 00:05:54,233 I-It would be... 147 00:05:54,268 --> 00:05:55,501 unwise. 148 00:05:55,535 --> 00:05:57,737 Release... me. 149 00:05:57,771 --> 00:05:59,038 Hey, bitch! 150 00:05:59,072 --> 00:06:00,806 Where's my Mickey Mouse towel?! 151 00:06:00,841 --> 00:06:02,041 I'm sorry! 152 00:06:02,075 --> 00:06:03,542 I'll try harder! 153 00:06:03,577 --> 00:06:05,611 Okay. If I let you out, 154 00:06:05,646 --> 00:06:08,147 will you promise to scare my son and make him a good boy? 155 00:06:08,181 --> 00:06:09,248 Yeah! 156 00:06:09,283 --> 00:06:11,284 That's, like, exactly what I do, man. 157 00:06:17,324 --> 00:06:18,391 Ow! 158 00:06:21,862 --> 00:06:23,229 No! 159 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:24,363 Bring me Jack 160 00:06:24,398 --> 00:06:26,732 if you ever want to see your son again! 161 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:28,167 Wait! 162 00:06:33,544 --> 00:06:34,996 You did what?! 163 00:06:35,116 --> 00:06:36,383 I released Krampus. 164 00:06:36,418 --> 00:06:38,686 I just wanted him to scare Steve straight. 165 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,755 Sexual orientation is not a choice! 166 00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:43,324 What? 167 00:06:43,358 --> 00:06:44,992 Look, Krampus took Steve, 168 00:06:45,026 --> 00:06:46,627 and he says he'll only give him back 169 00:06:46,661 --> 00:06:47,861 if you take his place. 170 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:49,229 What do you say, Dad? 171 00:06:49,231 --> 00:06:51,599 If I use my CIA connections to get you out of re, 172 00:06:51,633 --> 00:06:53,300 will you switch with Steve? 173 00:07:00,508 --> 00:07:02,076 I'm in. 174 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:05,546 Krampus probably took him to his castle in Bavaria. 175 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:06,714 I know where it is. 176 00:07:06,748 --> 00:07:08,182 Give me the keys. I'll drive. 177 00:07:09,551 --> 00:07:11,685 See you, sucker! 178 00:07:17,058 --> 00:07:18,025 Yep. 179 00:07:18,059 --> 00:07:20,594 Yeah. 180 00:07:20,629 --> 00:07:22,696 Uh-huh. 181 00:07:22,731 --> 00:07:24,365 Yep. 182 00:07:26,935 --> 00:07:27,968 Get off me! 183 00:07:28,003 --> 00:07:29,169 Let me go! 184 00:07:29,171 --> 00:07:30,971 What are you doing? 185 00:07:31,006 --> 00:07:32,039 Krampus is back. 186 00:07:32,073 --> 00:07:33,273 He's been gone for, like, 187 00:07:33,308 --> 00:07:35,476 50 years or something, you guys. 188 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:37,344 You can't do this! 189 00:07:37,379 --> 00:07:39,246 I'm an American child! 190 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,414 I'm a treasure! 191 00:07:40,448 --> 00:07:42,449 Well, you in Bavaria now. 192 00:07:45,487 --> 00:07:47,621 You need to be punished. 193 00:07:47,656 --> 00:07:50,491 If you lay so much as one finger on me, I will per... 194 00:07:50,525 --> 00:07:51,992 Who you talking to? 195 00:07:52,027 --> 00:07:53,260 I'm Krampus, bitch! 196 00:07:53,294 --> 00:07:55,129 I do whatever I please. 197 00:07:55,163 --> 00:07:57,398 This is my expertise. 198 00:07:57,432 --> 00:07:59,633 ♪ Round the world, it's all the same ♪ 199 00:07:59,668 --> 00:08:02,136 ♪ Children freeze when they hear my name ♪ 200 00:08:02,170 --> 00:08:04,171 ♪ Krampus, please don't beat me so ♪ 201 00:08:04,205 --> 00:08:06,740 ♪ But do I listen? Sadly, no 202 00:08:06,775 --> 00:08:08,876 ♪ 80% of kids 203 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:12,079 ♪ End up turnin' into dirtbags 204 00:08:12,113 --> 00:08:15,315 ♪ I just laugh 205 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:17,718 ♪ But, Steve, oh, Steve, you are the worst ♪ 206 00:08:17,752 --> 00:08:19,920 ♪ Slap that butt with the branch of birch ♪ 207 00:08:19,954 --> 00:08:22,423 ♪ Shake them chains till your ears go numb ♪ 208 00:08:22,457 --> 00:08:24,692 ♪ See now just what you've become ♪ 209 00:08:24,726 --> 00:08:27,027 ♪ Show you that life is pain 210 00:08:27,062 --> 00:08:30,264 ♪ Not some silly stupid game 211 00:08:30,298 --> 00:08:32,032 ♪ We do it my way 212 00:08:33,835 --> 00:08:37,171 ♪ And because you haven't learned your lesson ♪ 213 00:08:37,205 --> 00:08:39,273 ♪ You get the rod 214 00:08:39,307 --> 00:08:41,208 ♪ You get the rod! 215 00:08:41,242 --> 00:08:43,343 I swear to God, do not touch me! 216 00:08:43,378 --> 00:08:46,413 You see, Steve, you don't know anything about pain. 217 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:47,648 Yes, I do! 218 00:08:47,682 --> 00:08:49,750 Pain is having a girl named Sheila 219 00:08:49,784 --> 00:08:52,553 walk out on you in the middle of downtown Baltimore 220 00:08:52,587 --> 00:08:54,021 for some guy named Dennis, 221 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:57,791 who worked as a mechanic and made twice as much money as you. 222 00:08:57,826 --> 00:08:59,293 Wha...? These are things 223 00:08:59,327 --> 00:09:01,128 you know nothing about, boy, 224 00:09:01,162 --> 00:09:03,297 but I'm here to show you. 225 00:09:03,331 --> 00:09:05,332 ♪ Agh! Agh! 226 00:09:05,366 --> 00:09:07,801 ♪ I'm gonna punish you 227 00:09:07,836 --> 00:09:11,839 ♪ You ain't experienced all that I've been through ♪ 228 00:09:11,873 --> 00:09:14,742 ♪ Sheila said the kid was mine 229 00:09:14,776 --> 00:09:18,312 ♪ But it looked just like Dennis ♪ 230 00:09:18,346 --> 00:09:20,080 ♪ That damn Dennis 231 00:09:21,449 --> 00:09:24,752 ♪ And because you haven't learned your lesson ♪ 232 00:09:24,786 --> 00:09:26,987 ♪ You get the rod 233 00:09:27,021 --> 00:09:29,022 ♪ You get the rod! 234 00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:36,363 You'll stay here until I see Jack. 235 00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:44,571 Looks like you got some stuff going on. 236 00:09:44,606 --> 00:09:46,507 Want to tell me what you did? 237 00:09:46,541 --> 00:09:48,375 Want to tell me who you did? 238 00:09:48,409 --> 00:09:49,777 Was it a boy? 239 00:09:49,811 --> 00:09:51,245 Krampus kidnapped Steve. 240 00:09:51,279 --> 00:09:53,514 And the only one who knows where to find him is Jack. 241 00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:54,615 And Jack took off. 242 00:09:54,649 --> 00:09:55,616 Krampus? 243 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:57,417 Santa's evil sidekick? 244 00:09:57,452 --> 00:09:58,852 Santa must know where he is. 245 00:09:58,887 --> 00:10:01,221 Santa won't help me. Santa hates me. 246 00:10:01,256 --> 00:10:04,458 I'm coming for you, Smiths! 247 00:10:04,492 --> 00:10:05,692 Hyah! 248 00:10:07,061 --> 00:10:09,096 Look, even if I wanted to ask for Santa's help, 249 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,131 how am I supposed to get to the North Pole? 250 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,766 Oh, boys! 251 00:10:17,505 --> 00:10:19,139 Hyah! 252 00:10:19,174 --> 00:10:21,175 Damn... 253 00:10:23,344 --> 00:10:25,913 Santa's village is behind this wall. 254 00:10:27,115 --> 00:10:29,650 Give me a boost. 255 00:10:31,786 --> 00:10:33,821 Take my hand! 256 00:10:38,993 --> 00:10:41,495 Stan! 257 00:10:47,635 --> 00:10:49,670 Harder. 258 00:10:49,704 --> 00:10:52,072 Way harder. 259 00:10:58,112 --> 00:11:01,348 How dare you come to my house. 260 00:11:03,484 --> 00:11:05,252 Krampus. 261 00:11:05,286 --> 00:11:06,753 What about him? 262 00:11:06,788 --> 00:11:08,789 He's been gone over 50 years. 263 00:11:08,823 --> 00:11:10,257 No, Krampus is alive. 264 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,125 And he has my son. 265 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,927 Who cares about your son? 266 00:11:13,962 --> 00:11:16,029 I can't go back to sharing Christmas 267 00:11:16,064 --> 00:11:18,165 with that soul-singing goat. 268 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,434 Always nibbling on my list. 269 00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:21,835 Please, I need your help. 270 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,503 I need to find Steve. 271 00:11:23,538 --> 00:11:25,038 Okay. 272 00:11:25,073 --> 00:11:27,341 I'll help you get your boy 273 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:31,411 if you help me kill Krampus. 274 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,714 Deal. 275 00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:35,082 Come on, Roger. 276 00:11:35,116 --> 00:11:36,817 Just a little longer. 277 00:11:36,851 --> 00:11:39,286 I'm almost there. 278 00:11:42,123 --> 00:11:44,658 Aw. Tissue for your tears? 279 00:11:45,927 --> 00:11:48,128 You don't have to be scared. 280 00:11:48,162 --> 00:11:52,299 Here, refresh yourself with a cool drink of water. 281 00:11:53,334 --> 00:11:56,069 See, everyone here is nice. 282 00:11:56,104 --> 00:11:57,804 You guys seem okay. 283 00:11:57,839 --> 00:12:00,073 But that Krampus is a real jerk. 284 00:12:00,108 --> 00:12:01,775 Oh, that's not true! That's not the way. 285 00:12:03,177 --> 00:12:05,913 Krampus cares about you more than anyone. 286 00:12:05,947 --> 00:12:08,849 He cares enough to punish you when you're bad. 287 00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:11,885 That's cause he's a monster who enjoys terrorizing kids. 288 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,021 No, no, no, no, no, you got it all wrong. 289 00:12:14,055 --> 00:12:16,290 Come on. We'll show you. 290 00:12:23,932 --> 00:12:27,601 ♪ With a smack to the forehead 291 00:12:27,635 --> 00:12:31,338 ♪ And a poke in the eye 292 00:12:31,372 --> 00:12:35,776 ♪ I beaten a lot of children in my lifetime ♪ 293 00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:37,411 ♪ Oh, yeah 294 00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:41,548 ♪ But the truth in the matter is ♪ 295 00:12:41,582 --> 00:12:45,519 ♪ I've been hurtin' inside, wish I could rewind ♪ 296 00:12:45,553 --> 00:12:47,854 ♪ Yeah! 297 00:12:47,889 --> 00:12:49,556 ♪ Oh 298 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:50,791 ♪ Ooh 299 00:12:52,193 --> 00:12:55,362 ♪ When I'm breakin' their fingers ♪ 300 00:12:55,396 --> 00:12:59,199 ♪ Lord, it's breakin' my heart 301 00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:04,972 ♪ And every Christmas Eve, my soul is always torn apart ♪ 302 00:13:05,006 --> 00:13:06,873 ♪ Hey, wait a second, dude 303 00:13:06,908 --> 00:13:08,742 ♪ I feel as bad as you 304 00:13:08,776 --> 00:13:11,578 ♪ I don't wanna live like this no more ♪ 305 00:13:11,612 --> 00:13:14,014 ♪ I just wish I could start over new ♪ 306 00:13:14,048 --> 00:13:17,351 ♪ Damn, I feel just like you do ♪ 307 00:13:17,385 --> 00:13:21,088 ♪ Oh, I know that we've been bad ♪ 308 00:13:21,122 --> 00:13:25,525 ♪ But we don't wanna be sad no more ♪ 309 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,995 ♪ Such a drag 310 00:13:28,029 --> 00:13:30,964 ♪ 'Cause I miss Mom and Dad 311 00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:34,067 ♪ And I miss my baby Sheila 312 00:13:34,102 --> 00:13:35,969 ♪ Sheila, why'd you leave? 313 00:13:36,004 --> 00:13:38,105 ♪ You left me on my own 314 00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:39,606 ♪ All out in the cold 315 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,408 ♪ A dollar to my name 316 00:13:41,442 --> 00:13:43,844 ♪ In dirty-ass Baltimore 317 00:13:43,878 --> 00:13:48,081 ♪ And next time I see you I'm gonna kill you ♪ 318 00:13:48,116 --> 00:13:51,051 ♪ Oh, Sheila, I'm sorry, baby 319 00:13:51,085 --> 00:13:53,620 ♪ I love you. 320 00:13:55,123 --> 00:13:57,090 When you punished me, it hurt you 321 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,792 more than it hurt me, didn't it? 322 00:13:58,826 --> 00:14:02,129 But I endure it because I care. 323 00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:04,931 So, why do you want my grand-poppy-pop so bad? 324 00:14:04,966 --> 00:14:06,867 He seems like a total lost cause. 325 00:14:06,901 --> 00:14:10,771 Which is exactly why I need to apologize to him. 326 00:14:10,805 --> 00:14:12,005 Apologize? 327 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,374 It's my fault he turned out bad. 328 00:14:14,409 --> 00:14:16,476 I should have been beating his ass 329 00:14:16,511 --> 00:14:19,679 instead of munching down on your great-grandma's strudel. 330 00:14:19,714 --> 00:14:21,281 I failed him. 331 00:14:21,315 --> 00:14:22,416 Shh. 332 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:23,917 No, no, no, no, no, don't. 333 00:14:23,951 --> 00:14:25,685 Shush now, frowny horns. 334 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,754 Look, everyone makes mistakes. 335 00:14:27,789 --> 00:14:30,323 The important thing is you're back. 336 00:14:30,358 --> 00:14:34,061 And you're exactly what the world needs right now. 337 00:14:34,095 --> 00:14:35,729 Ho ho ho! 338 00:14:35,763 --> 00:14:39,299 Off we go to kill Krampus! 339 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,534 Wow, full moon tonight. 340 00:14:40,568 --> 00:14:42,169 Actually, once you get above the clouds, 341 00:14:42,203 --> 00:14:44,037 - it's always a full moon. - Is that true? 342 00:14:44,072 --> 00:14:45,338 Is any of this? 343 00:14:48,432 --> 00:14:50,127 Once we kill Krampus, 344 00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:53,222 you'll be on my permanent good list, Stan. 345 00:14:53,257 --> 00:14:55,291 You and Jesus. 346 00:14:55,325 --> 00:14:56,726 But he's Jewish. 347 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,227 He is?! 348 00:15:04,535 --> 00:15:06,202 Oh, what a surprise. 349 00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:08,304 My flight to Jamaica's delayed. 350 00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:11,307 And you people wonder why the world is all taking boats. 351 00:15:11,341 --> 00:15:12,975 You can discuss any of your concerns 352 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,844 with our customer service rep, sir. 353 00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:19,382 Oh, you are a special kind of bitch, Mary Anne. 354 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,217 Where the irie plane, mon? You trying to tell me 355 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:22,919 this flight is late, skank? Rude boy! 356 00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:25,188 Hayley? You work here? 357 00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:27,924 I need the money to buy the perfect gift for my family. 358 00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:29,158 But why? 359 00:15:29,193 --> 00:15:30,960 Because... 360 00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,528 ♪ Family, say it 361 00:15:32,563 --> 00:15:34,163 ♪ One, two, three ♪ One, two, three ♪ 362 00:15:34,198 --> 00:15:36,099 ♪ Family is the way for me 363 00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,834 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Way for me ♪ 364 00:15:37,868 --> 00:15:40,303 ♪ Do it for the family ♪ Family ♪ 365 00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:41,904 ♪ We gonna make them happy 366 00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:43,406 ♪ Oh, Lord ♪ So happy ♪ 367 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,341 ♪ Family, it go one, two, three ♪ 368 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,143 ♪ Bada ding ding ding ding, whoa ♪ 369 00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:48,244 But I don't get it. 370 00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:49,679 Why do anything for your family? 371 00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:51,447 ♪ Because family make you high ♪ 372 00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:52,949 ♪ Here the reason why 373 00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:54,817 ♪ They bada boom ba bing da ding ♪ 374 00:15:54,852 --> 00:15:56,052 ♪ Ba bum whoa 375 00:15:56,086 --> 00:15:58,454 ♪ Family, it go one, two, three ♪ 376 00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:00,389 ♪ Bada ding ding ding ding whoa ♪ 377 00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:02,058 Wait. I think I'm starting to get it. 378 00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:04,460 ♪ You do it for your family because they go ♪ 379 00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:07,163 ♪ Bada bada bing dong dun dun dun da dum bah ♪ 380 00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:09,098 ♪ And you do it for the family ♪ 381 00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:11,701 ♪ Because they bing baba boo bing do do ♪ 382 00:16:11,735 --> 00:16:13,402 ♪ Family, it get you high 383 00:16:13,437 --> 00:16:17,173 ♪ Now you know the reason why. 384 00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:19,375 Change this flight to Bavaria. 385 00:16:19,409 --> 00:16:22,311 I'm going to go save my grandson. 386 00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:26,415 Krampus, I can't believe I was acting like such a jerk. 387 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:27,884 A real Stephen Hawking. 388 00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:29,152 Thank you. 389 00:16:29,186 --> 00:16:30,853 No. Thank you. 390 00:16:30,888 --> 00:16:33,256 For reminding me how good it feels 391 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:36,159 to turn naughty kids into nice ones. 392 00:16:36,193 --> 00:16:39,829 I hope you don't mind blueberry crepes for breakfast. 393 00:16:39,863 --> 00:16:42,331 With homemade chocolate. 394 00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:11,060 Trashy! 395 00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:50,099 No! Stop! 396 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,367 What are you doing? 397 00:17:56,673 --> 00:17:58,040 He was good! 398 00:17:59,076 --> 00:18:00,876 He was good. 399 00:18:00,911 --> 00:18:02,712 Steven. 400 00:18:02,746 --> 00:18:06,082 Looks like I'm big man on Krampus. 401 00:18:07,351 --> 00:18:08,718 Oh, gross! 402 00:18:08,752 --> 00:18:10,753 It got in your mouth! 403 00:18:10,787 --> 00:18:12,455 What are you doing? We had a deal. 404 00:18:12,489 --> 00:18:14,423 Yeah, well, I'm Santa, 405 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,093 and maybe now even a dumbass like you 406 00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:19,929 can figure out that I'm the bad guy. 407 00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:21,864 That's what I was trying to tell you. 408 00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:23,199 Krampus was good. 409 00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,767 He cared about kids. 410 00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:26,435 Santa just spoils them. 411 00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:29,905 And I make a hell of a lot of money doing it. 412 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:32,842 Most of my portfolio is in toy stocks. 413 00:18:34,711 --> 00:18:37,280 That's why you give toys to everyone, 414 00:18:37,314 --> 00:18:38,848 whether they're naughty or nice. 415 00:18:38,882 --> 00:18:40,950 The naughty kids buy the most toys. 416 00:18:40,984 --> 00:18:42,051 Wait. What? 417 00:18:42,085 --> 00:18:43,185 Kids don't buy toys. 418 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,287 You give toys away. 419 00:18:44,321 --> 00:18:45,621 How does that make money? 420 00:18:45,656 --> 00:18:47,423 Do not overthink this. 421 00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:50,126 Just know that I am in bed with Big Toys 422 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,794 so I'm making money. 423 00:18:51,828 --> 00:18:54,697 See you in hell, Stan. 424 00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:00,069 Rossignol! 425 00:19:09,046 --> 00:19:10,579 Oh, God. 426 00:19:10,614 --> 00:19:12,481 I'm dying. 427 00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:14,717 Every man for himself! 428 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,422 You came to help me. 429 00:19:19,456 --> 00:19:22,692 I finally realized the importance of family. 430 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:26,796 And I wanted to tell you I'm proud of you, son. 431 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,698 You're a good guy. 432 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:29,799 Because of you. 433 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,367 Because you were so hard on me. 434 00:19:31,401 --> 00:19:32,668 Maybe. 435 00:19:32,703 --> 00:19:34,904 Maybe for people to turn out good, 436 00:19:34,938 --> 00:19:37,139 they need a beating every now and then. 437 00:19:37,174 --> 00:19:39,375 That's why the world needs Krampus. 438 00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:40,676 Yes. 439 00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:44,313 And that's why the world sucks so hard now. 440 00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:48,217 Because I took Krampus away. 441 00:19:48,251 --> 00:19:51,587 My... bad. 442 00:20:17,347 --> 00:20:19,682 You're... Krampus. 443 00:20:19,716 --> 00:20:21,183 So I am. 444 00:20:21,218 --> 00:20:24,687 I suppose this is how I'm to repay my debt to the world 445 00:20:24,721 --> 00:20:27,390 for taking Krampus away all these years. 446 00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:29,592 So, will you remain Krampus forever? 447 00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:30,926 Like, all the time? 448 00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:32,261 Who knows? 449 00:20:32,295 --> 00:20:34,029 In the meantime, it's Christmas Eve, 450 00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:37,299 and I've got a lot of bottoms to blister. 451 00:20:41,071 --> 00:20:43,139 You better be good, boys and girls, 452 00:20:43,173 --> 00:20:45,741 or I'll beat you until blood's coming from your ears 453 00:20:45,776 --> 00:20:47,543 and your eyes and your mouth. 454 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:49,378 Merry Christmas! 455 00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:51,113 And from your ass. 456 00:20:51,148 --> 00:21:01,935 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com