1 00:00:06,758 --> 00:00:07,925 Oh, boy. 2 00:00:07,959 --> 00:00:09,894 Monday morning chit-chat at the water cooler. 3 00:00:09,928 --> 00:00:13,063 The only reason to have done stuff over the weekend. 4 00:00:13,098 --> 00:00:15,266 The only part of the movie I didn't get is: 5 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:18,135 now Radioactive Man gets his powers from his suit? 6 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:19,770 The suit is slowly killing him, 7 00:00:19,804 --> 00:00:21,939 but if he doesn't wear it, he'll die. 8 00:00:21,973 --> 00:00:23,641 Oh... 9 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,876 Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive Man sequel? 10 00:00:25,911 --> 00:00:27,745 Uh, it's not a sequel, it's a reboot. 11 00:00:27,779 --> 00:00:29,747 Actually, this one undoes the stuff 12 00:00:29,781 --> 00:00:31,916 from the last one, so it's a de-boot. 13 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:33,984 Stop talking! I haven't seen it yet! 14 00:00:34,019 --> 00:00:36,954 Radioactive Man Re-Rises came out three days ago. 15 00:00:36,988 --> 00:00:38,389 It is fair game. 16 00:00:38,423 --> 00:00:39,690 Yeah, if you haven't seen it, 17 00:00:39,724 --> 00:00:40,991 then you gotta leave the water cooler. 18 00:00:41,026 --> 00:00:43,294 But what if I want some cooled water? 19 00:00:43,328 --> 00:00:45,329 You should have thought of that 20 00:00:45,363 --> 00:00:47,231 when you were not seeing the movie. 21 00:00:47,265 --> 00:00:49,033 Fine. I'll drink alone. 22 00:00:50,268 --> 00:00:54,268 ♪ The Simpsons 25x09 ♪ Steal This Episode Original Air Date on January 5, 2014 23 00:00:54,269 --> 00:00:56,169 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 24 00:00:56,174 --> 00:00:59,143 It was so awesome when Radioactive Man 25 00:00:59,177 --> 00:01:01,078 had to erase his own memory. 26 00:01:01,112 --> 00:01:03,047 Yeah, so he wouldn't be tortured by his past 27 00:01:03,081 --> 00:01:04,748 when he was born in the future. 28 00:01:04,783 --> 00:01:07,051 Oh, they're talking about the movie! 29 00:01:07,085 --> 00:01:08,819 Hurry up, you idiot! 30 00:01:08,853 --> 00:01:10,487 No, no, don't stop! 31 00:01:10,522 --> 00:01:11,989 I'm sorry I got mad. 32 00:01:12,023 --> 00:01:13,991 I'll do that thing you like. 33 00:01:16,394 --> 00:01:18,696 I got Radioactive Man's new villain... 34 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,064 the Collider. 35 00:01:20,098 --> 00:01:22,533 I turn out to be a good guy. 36 00:01:23,935 --> 00:01:27,404 I die, but come back to life after the credits. 37 00:01:27,439 --> 00:01:28,772 Oh! 38 00:01:30,375 --> 00:01:31,742 Sometimes we feel 39 00:01:31,776 --> 00:01:34,345 there's nowhere left to turn, 40 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:36,046 much like Radioactive Man, 41 00:01:36,081 --> 00:01:38,716 when he had to kill his own antimatter twin 42 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,118 with a blast of time particles from the Chrono-cube... - ♪ Amazing grace 43 00:01:41,152 --> 00:01:43,687 ♪ How loud I sing ...and in doing so, mortally wounding... 44 00:01:43,722 --> 00:01:45,335 ♪ To drown the spoilers out! 45 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,523 ...his girlfriend, who was pregnant with his own... 46 00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:48,826 ♪ Shut up, shut up, shut... ♪ 47 00:01:49,861 --> 00:01:52,096 And stay out! 48 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:53,530 Okay. 49 00:01:53,565 --> 00:01:54,732 I gotta go see 50 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,000 the Radioactive Man movie 51 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:57,735 before it gets totally ruined for me. 52 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,036 Ooh, date night! 53 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:01,572 I'll go change my bra. 54 00:02:01,606 --> 00:02:03,674 I want to see Radioactive Man Re-Rises. 55 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:05,609 If Bart's going, I'm going! 56 00:02:05,644 --> 00:02:07,845 If Grampa's going, I'm going! 57 00:02:07,879 --> 00:02:10,547 If you all go, then I have to pay for a babysitter. 58 00:02:10,582 --> 00:02:11,982 We'll call that nice girl 59 00:02:12,017 --> 00:02:14,485 who's getting her Masters in Child Development. 60 00:02:14,519 --> 00:02:15,719 Emily-Beth? 61 00:02:15,754 --> 00:02:16,920 We can't afford Emily-Beth! 62 00:02:16,955 --> 00:02:18,856 She brings her own puppets! 63 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:22,726 Bye-bye, Maggie! 64 00:02:22,761 --> 00:02:24,528 Bye-bye, money. 65 00:02:25,964 --> 00:02:27,731 Two adults, two kids, 66 00:02:27,766 --> 00:02:30,601 and one senior with the mind of a baby so he should be free. 67 00:02:30,635 --> 00:02:33,537 For the 3-D show, that'll be $72. 68 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,706 What?! Or, for ten dollars more, 69 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:39,443 you can see it in IMAX Hobbit Frame Rate 70 00:02:39,477 --> 00:02:40,711 Virtual Reality Vision. 71 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:50,521 All right, movie, you better be worth it. 72 00:03:05,503 --> 00:03:08,005 The motorcycle dudes are chicks! 73 00:03:08,039 --> 00:03:09,840 I wonder what else is chicks? 74 00:03:20,719 --> 00:03:21,885 Don't ask. 75 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,120 Do smell. 76 00:03:23,154 --> 00:03:25,089 Also available in "Arctic Slut," 77 00:03:25,123 --> 00:03:26,557 "Morning After Melon" and "Elon Musk." 78 00:03:26,591 --> 00:03:28,158 Hey... they tricked us! 79 00:03:28,193 --> 00:03:29,760 That's a commercial! 80 00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:32,029 If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, 81 00:03:32,063 --> 00:03:33,731 I'd sign up for Hulu Plus! 82 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:34,932 Shh! 83 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:36,133 You're shushing me? 84 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:37,835 This guy's on his cell phone, 85 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,803 she's texting, he's sexting, 86 00:03:39,838 --> 00:03:42,806 and that guy brought a baby to a 9:00 movie! 87 00:03:42,841 --> 00:03:44,608 That's negative, man. 88 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:46,543 What happened to the movies? 89 00:03:46,578 --> 00:03:49,246 First they got worse than TV, and now this! 90 00:03:53,852 --> 00:03:55,919 And stay out! 91 00:03:57,288 --> 00:03:58,856 Chins up, Homer. 92 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,991 You don't need a theater to watch the movie. 93 00:04:01,025 --> 00:04:03,427 You just have to illegally download it. 94 00:04:03,461 --> 00:04:04,962 Illegally download it? 95 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:06,163 Is that legal? 96 00:04:06,197 --> 00:04:07,898 Who knows? But it sure is easy. 97 00:04:07,932 --> 00:04:09,099 I'll walk you through it. 98 00:04:09,134 --> 00:04:10,367 All you have to do is... 99 00:04:10,402 --> 00:04:12,102 The FOX network forbids 100 00:04:12,137 --> 00:04:13,137 the broadcast of step-by-step instructions 101 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:14,438 for illegally downloading 102 00:04:14,472 --> 00:04:16,140 copyrighted intellectual property. 103 00:04:16,174 --> 00:04:17,814 In the meantime, please enjoy this footage 104 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:19,243 from NASCAR's 2011 Martinsville Cup. 105 00:04:24,182 --> 00:04:25,816 Wow, that was easy. 106 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:27,818 All I had to do was click on... 107 00:04:30,889 --> 00:04:33,390 And play! 108 00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:38,262 Bless you, boy. 109 00:04:38,296 --> 00:04:40,831 That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer 110 00:04:40,865 --> 00:04:43,100 that I can talk about with you in the room. 111 00:04:43,134 --> 00:04:44,701 How did you know how to do that? 112 00:04:44,736 --> 00:04:46,103 I'm under 30. 113 00:04:46,137 --> 00:04:48,739 Guys, guys, I saw the Radioactive Man movie! 114 00:04:48,773 --> 00:04:50,693 Here's my ten favorite scenes from worst to best. 115 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,776 Number ten: when what's-his-name did that stuff with those dudes. 116 00:04:52,811 --> 00:04:54,178 Number nine... 117 00:04:54,212 --> 00:04:55,946 Uh, Homer, that movie's been talked out. 118 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:57,848 We're discussing the new James Bond flick. 119 00:04:57,882 --> 00:05:00,050 I like that James Bond is ugly now. 120 00:05:00,084 --> 00:05:01,919 I like that he doesn't have any gadgets. 121 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,654 I like that he's not good at shooting, 122 00:05:03,688 --> 00:05:05,856 doesn't say funny quips, or do any James Bond stuff. 123 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,591 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 124 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:09,092 Homer, go to the theater and see the movie. 125 00:05:09,127 --> 00:05:10,294 Theaters? 126 00:05:10,328 --> 00:05:12,162 All I need to see this movie 127 00:05:12,197 --> 00:05:14,965 is a laptop and a Web site based in a country 128 00:05:14,999 --> 00:05:17,601 that's really just an offshore oil platform. 129 00:05:17,635 --> 00:05:19,636 Care to join me? 130 00:05:22,774 --> 00:05:24,842 That was so much better than the cinema. 131 00:05:24,876 --> 00:05:26,643 It mixes the wonder of movie-going 132 00:05:26,678 --> 00:05:28,178 with the rush of stealing. 133 00:05:28,213 --> 00:05:31,081 All we want is brand-new, big budget entertainment 134 00:05:31,115 --> 00:05:32,683 in our homes for nothin'. 135 00:05:32,717 --> 00:05:34,318 Why doesn't Hollywood get that? 136 00:05:34,352 --> 00:05:36,887 Gentlemen, I am inspired 137 00:05:36,921 --> 00:05:39,089 to create a theater for the people... 138 00:05:39,123 --> 00:05:41,325 an experience free of all the nuisances 139 00:05:41,359 --> 00:05:44,194 and gouging of modern-day moviegoing! 140 00:05:44,229 --> 00:05:46,964 Yeah, no more jerks talking on their cell phones! 141 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:49,399 No more jerks telling me not to talk on my cell phone! 142 00:05:49,434 --> 00:05:51,168 And best of all... 143 00:05:51,202 --> 00:05:52,836 we'll never have to sit through 144 00:05:52,871 --> 00:05:54,938 another annoying commercial again! 145 00:06:01,263 --> 00:06:04,566 Welcome to "Cinema Pirate-diso." 146 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,868 Tonight's movie is Life is Funny, 147 00:06:06,902 --> 00:06:08,603 directed by Judd Apatow. 148 00:06:08,638 --> 00:06:11,006 It's based on his life, starring his family 149 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,841 and ad-libbed by his friends. 150 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:15,944 So for the next three and a half hours, enjoy! 151 00:06:19,115 --> 00:06:22,283 Did you just pass gas while we were making love? 152 00:06:22,318 --> 00:06:25,220 You're the one who hired the Korean taco truck 153 00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:27,389 for our private school fund-raiser. 154 00:06:28,624 --> 00:06:30,492 I live it, he writes it. 155 00:06:36,032 --> 00:06:37,365 Well, what did you think? 156 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,768 We may be going to Hell for seeing "side bosom," 157 00:06:39,802 --> 00:06:42,137 but this backyard is a little slice of Heaven, 158 00:06:42,171 --> 00:06:43,471 all thanks to Homer Simpson! 159 00:06:45,207 --> 00:06:46,775 This is fun! 160 00:06:46,809 --> 00:06:48,476 And it was so nice of the movie company 161 00:06:48,511 --> 00:06:50,278 to let you show their film. 162 00:06:50,312 --> 00:06:52,380 Let me? Uh, sweetheart, 163 00:06:52,415 --> 00:06:55,216 I downloaded it off the Internet... 164 00:06:55,251 --> 00:06:56,951 illegally. 165 00:06:56,986 --> 00:06:59,087 An illegal download? 166 00:06:59,121 --> 00:07:02,223 But Hollywood says stealing from Hollywood is wrong. 167 00:07:02,258 --> 00:07:04,726 Why should a regular guy like me 168 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,361 have to spend 15 bucks a ticket 169 00:07:06,395 --> 00:07:08,730 so studios can pay huge salaries 170 00:07:08,764 --> 00:07:11,866 to the Air Buds and Ray Liottas of the world? 171 00:07:11,901 --> 00:07:14,069 Oh! 172 00:07:14,103 --> 00:07:16,504 When I watched that pirated movie, 173 00:07:16,539 --> 00:07:18,740 I was stealing with my eyes. 174 00:07:18,774 --> 00:07:21,176 So I'm repaying the good people in Hollywood 175 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:23,478 for the ticket I should have bought. 176 00:07:23,512 --> 00:07:25,580 Now this money will end up in the hands 177 00:07:25,614 --> 00:07:27,215 of the talented people 178 00:07:27,249 --> 00:07:30,351 who make magic happen on the silver screen. 179 00:07:35,925 --> 00:07:39,294 Ah... 180 00:07:42,565 --> 00:07:44,199 Karen, get me the FBI! 181 00:07:44,233 --> 00:07:45,433 Karen! 182 00:07:58,114 --> 00:08:00,882 You people joined this squad for one reason: 183 00:08:00,916 --> 00:08:02,650 to fight movie pirates. 184 00:08:02,685 --> 00:08:04,385 I wanted to catch serial killers. 185 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:06,387 "I wanted to catch serial killers." 186 00:08:06,422 --> 00:08:08,223 From now on, you will lay down your lives 187 00:08:08,257 --> 00:08:10,558 to protect America's chick flicks, buddy comedies 188 00:08:10,593 --> 00:08:13,661 and steady stream of animated misfires. 189 00:08:13,696 --> 00:08:16,564 Sir, you have to see this. 190 00:08:16,599 --> 00:08:17,966 "Took it off the Web... 191 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,167 "watched for free... 192 00:08:19,201 --> 00:08:21,169 never pay for a movie again"? 193 00:08:21,203 --> 00:08:23,438 Men, set your guns on "kill." 194 00:08:23,472 --> 00:08:26,141 We're going after Homer Simpson. 195 00:08:26,175 --> 00:08:27,475 I now present, 196 00:08:27,510 --> 00:08:29,644 direct from the computer of an angry editor 197 00:08:29,678 --> 00:08:31,412 at a special effects house, 198 00:08:31,447 --> 00:08:34,415 Cosmic Wars Episode Seven. 199 00:08:46,262 --> 00:08:49,197 My childhood has been un-ruined! 200 00:09:01,243 --> 00:09:02,544 Listen up, seat meat! 201 00:09:02,578 --> 00:09:04,112 You are all in violation of 202 00:09:04,146 --> 00:09:06,548 Title 17 of the U.S. Copyright Code. 203 00:09:07,650 --> 00:09:09,450 Easy there, hotshot. 204 00:09:09,485 --> 00:09:11,653 All the people are doing is watching a movie. 205 00:09:11,687 --> 00:09:13,955 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 206 00:09:13,989 --> 00:09:15,356 I'm not wearing an undershirt 207 00:09:15,391 --> 00:09:17,959 and my badge is poking into my skin. 208 00:09:17,993 --> 00:09:19,327 What's going on here? 209 00:09:19,361 --> 00:09:21,296 Is there a fondler in the neighborhood? 210 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:22,564 I'm here to arrest 211 00:09:22,598 --> 00:09:24,399 and hopefully stage the prison suicide 212 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,367 of the mastermind of this operation-- 213 00:09:26,402 --> 00:09:27,702 Homer Simpson! 214 00:09:27,736 --> 00:09:29,571 Ooh, mastermind. 215 00:09:29,605 --> 00:09:32,140 We got our man, thanks to a tip 216 00:09:32,174 --> 00:09:34,576 from a heroic American snitch. 217 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:37,378 One of you turned me in? 218 00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:40,114 Who was it? 219 00:09:40,149 --> 00:09:41,316 You! 220 00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:44,352 Superintendent Chalmers, 221 00:09:44,386 --> 00:09:46,054 you never forgave me for that time 222 00:09:46,088 --> 00:09:48,389 we wore the same Hawaiian shirt to that luau! 223 00:09:50,059 --> 00:09:51,593 They're gonna take Dad! 224 00:09:51,627 --> 00:09:53,461 We gotta do something! I'm on it. 225 00:09:59,168 --> 00:10:02,203 Copyrighted material! 226 00:10:02,238 --> 00:10:04,138 Don't look at it! 227 00:10:04,173 --> 00:10:06,007 Someone sell me a ticket! 228 00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:07,342 Ear plugs in! Blinders on! 229 00:10:07,376 --> 00:10:09,677 We trained for this! 230 00:10:25,294 --> 00:10:26,661 From now on, 231 00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:28,529 the only place you'll be watching movies 232 00:10:28,564 --> 00:10:30,365 without having to buy a ticket is jail. 233 00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:34,002 Oh... oh... 234 00:10:34,036 --> 00:10:36,204 Baby, promise me 235 00:10:36,238 --> 00:10:37,672 you'll find out who turned me in. 236 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:41,643 It's probably someone I would never suspect. 237 00:10:41,677 --> 00:10:43,511 Never suspect. 238 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:47,649 Your moans of sympathy are all I have. 239 00:10:47,683 --> 00:10:49,617 Oh... 240 00:10:49,652 --> 00:10:51,619 Whoever did this to me will be haunted 241 00:10:51,654 --> 00:10:54,188 by unbearable guilt forever! 242 00:10:55,324 --> 00:10:56,591 Forever! 243 00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:06,283 What are you guys in for? 244 00:11:06,284 --> 00:11:07,351 Bank robbery. 245 00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:08,970 Drug trafficking. 246 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:10,038 What about you? 247 00:11:10,072 --> 00:11:11,239 Movie piracy. 248 00:11:11,273 --> 00:11:12,273 What?! 249 00:11:12,307 --> 00:11:13,541 People in show business 250 00:11:13,575 --> 00:11:15,743 work hard to make those movies. 251 00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:19,881 My media stocks under-performed because of people like you. 252 00:11:19,915 --> 00:11:22,083 My brother lost his job as a grip 253 00:11:22,117 --> 00:11:24,419 on a movie set because of piracy. 254 00:11:24,453 --> 00:11:26,687 He had to sell his Jet Ski. 255 00:11:26,722 --> 00:11:29,590 A grip without a Jet Ski ain't no grip at all! 256 00:11:33,629 --> 00:11:35,897 You're about to find out 257 00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:39,100 what we do to copyright infringers. 258 00:11:51,013 --> 00:11:52,080 Uh... huh? 259 00:11:52,114 --> 00:11:53,781 Huh...? 260 00:12:08,163 --> 00:12:09,263 Whoo-hoo! 261 00:12:20,209 --> 00:12:21,976 It's almost like having Dad here. 262 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:24,645 Only with less growling when I go near his food. 263 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,115 I just want to know who dropped the dime on Dad. 264 00:12:27,149 --> 00:12:28,616 Lousy rat. 265 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:30,985 Maybe the person that turned your father in 266 00:12:31,019 --> 00:12:33,488 thought they were doing the right thing. 267 00:12:33,522 --> 00:12:35,156 Homer just pirated a movie. 268 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:37,191 But it's not the worst thing Dad ever did. 269 00:12:37,226 --> 00:12:39,927 It's not even the worst kind of pirate Dad's ever been. 270 00:12:39,962 --> 00:12:41,262 Lisa, tell your brother 271 00:12:41,296 --> 00:12:42,997 that stealing is wrong, no matter what. 272 00:12:43,031 --> 00:12:44,332 I don't know. 273 00:12:44,366 --> 00:12:46,634 It wasn't like Dad was stealing for himself. 274 00:12:46,668 --> 00:12:49,337 He created this wonderful experience for the whole town. 275 00:12:49,371 --> 00:12:52,707 I just can't imagine anyone turning him in. 276 00:12:57,379 --> 00:12:58,940 Dad, Dad, you're back, you're back! Hey! 277 00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:00,848 Dad, you're back! Dad! 278 00:13:00,883 --> 00:13:03,117 Homer, what are you doing out of prison? 279 00:13:03,152 --> 00:13:05,586 You have to go back and give yourself up. 280 00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:07,588 I can't go back to jail! 281 00:13:07,623 --> 00:13:10,491 There's no shampoo, just soap! 282 00:13:10,526 --> 00:13:12,793 Wait, I know one place in Springfield 283 00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:16,531 that doesn't care about Internet piracy laws. 284 00:13:19,735 --> 00:13:21,068 Thanks for taking us in. 285 00:13:21,103 --> 00:13:23,838 Our family always appreciates asylum. 286 00:13:23,872 --> 00:13:27,275 This consulate is like being on Swedish soil. 287 00:13:27,309 --> 00:13:30,511 You're as safe here as you would be in the Skatteskrapan. 288 00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,581 Your country doesn't think illegally 289 00:13:33,615 --> 00:13:35,816 downloading movies is wrong? 290 00:13:35,851 --> 00:13:37,185 The people of Sweden believe 291 00:13:37,219 --> 00:13:38,886 all movies should be shared freely. 292 00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:41,155 How is that not stealing? 293 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:44,258 Bah, your Hollywood studios are the real thieves, 294 00:13:44,293 --> 00:13:47,195 claiming all their hit movies have lost money. 295 00:13:47,229 --> 00:13:49,897 I spit on their bookkeeping. 296 00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:52,767 Yeah, and why don't they make a sequel to Taken 297 00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:54,769 where The Hangover guys get taken 298 00:13:54,803 --> 00:13:56,370 and the only ones that could rescue them 299 00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:57,939 is Fast and Furious. 300 00:13:57,973 --> 00:14:00,841 Aw, man, I would love to pirate that. 301 00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:03,678 As would the proud people of Sweden. 302 00:14:09,685 --> 00:14:11,085 They've found us! 303 00:14:11,119 --> 00:14:13,387 There's only one surefire way to get fugitives 304 00:14:13,422 --> 00:14:15,056 out of a foreign building-- 305 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,124 blasting death metal. 306 00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:20,428 ♪ Respecting the law, respecting the law ♪ 307 00:14:20,462 --> 00:14:23,598 ♪ Copyright law, copyright law ♪ 308 00:14:23,632 --> 00:14:25,166 ♪ Copyright law, copyright law... ♪ 309 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,035 You like this? 310 00:14:28,070 --> 00:14:30,304 Oh-oh, Swedes love death metal. 311 00:14:30,339 --> 00:14:33,474 It reminds us of death. 312 00:14:33,508 --> 00:14:37,111 Damn those Peace Prize-giving fish-smokers. 313 00:14:39,014 --> 00:14:42,750 I'm so tired of being trapped in this embassy. 314 00:14:42,784 --> 00:14:44,118 Consulate. 315 00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:45,786 Consulates are regional offices, 316 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:48,122 which serve the embassy in the capitol. 317 00:14:49,825 --> 00:14:51,158 Thank you so much for sticking with me 318 00:14:51,193 --> 00:14:52,460 through all this. 319 00:14:52,494 --> 00:14:54,762 You're the greatest wife in the world. 320 00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:58,399 It was me! 321 00:14:58,433 --> 00:15:00,735 I was the one who told the FBI. 322 00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:03,271 You? 323 00:15:03,305 --> 00:15:04,705 How could you? 324 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,641 You're my own flesh and blood. 325 00:15:06,675 --> 00:15:09,410 I was just trying to do the right thing. 326 00:15:09,444 --> 00:15:11,312 Who would've thought the authorities 327 00:15:11,346 --> 00:15:13,547 would use a confession against me? 328 00:15:13,582 --> 00:15:16,917 Have you forgotten what you promised at our wedding? 329 00:15:16,952 --> 00:15:18,419 To love and cherish? 330 00:15:18,453 --> 00:15:19,920 To aid and abet? 331 00:15:19,955 --> 00:15:22,757 I never wanted to say funny vows. 332 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,659 Well, you did! And they got laughs. 333 00:15:24,693 --> 00:15:26,427 Solid laughs! 334 00:15:26,461 --> 00:15:28,095 I didn't mean for this to happen, 335 00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:30,164 but you were stealing. 336 00:15:30,198 --> 00:15:33,067 All I ever had was you looking out for me. 337 00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:35,536 I got nothing now. 338 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,902 All rise in the matter 339 00:16:07,936 --> 00:16:09,503 of The People vs. Homer Simpson. 340 00:16:09,538 --> 00:16:13,107 The people call Hollywood ultra-producer, Judd Apatow. 341 00:16:13,141 --> 00:16:15,810 Homer Simpson is an enemy of art. 342 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,045 Art created by writers, directors, 343 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,649 and the guy who uses a computer to erase or enhance nipples. 344 00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:24,185 And not just the people who dream for a living, 345 00:16:24,219 --> 00:16:26,187 but the people who depend on us. 346 00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:27,888 The spin class instructors, 347 00:16:27,923 --> 00:16:30,458 the personal rabbis, Seth Rogen. 348 00:16:34,463 --> 00:16:36,397 It's true, I need him. 349 00:16:36,431 --> 00:16:39,033 I saw a bootleg DVD of The 40 Year Old Virgin 350 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,634 for sale at a car wash. 351 00:16:40,669 --> 00:16:43,738 They left off my director's commentary! 352 00:16:43,772 --> 00:16:45,806 It didn't even have a blooper reel! 353 00:16:48,677 --> 00:16:50,344 Homer Simpson, you have been found guilty 354 00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:52,279 of illegal reproduction and distribution 355 00:16:52,314 --> 00:16:54,048 of copyrighted material. 356 00:16:54,082 --> 00:16:56,384 Before sentencing, do you have anything to say for yourself? 357 00:16:56,418 --> 00:16:57,167 No. 358 00:16:57,192 --> 00:16:59,877 Homer, tell them your side of the story. 359 00:17:00,489 --> 00:17:03,391 I know I hurt you, but please trust me now. 360 00:17:03,425 --> 00:17:05,726 It'll work. 361 00:17:05,761 --> 00:17:08,062 You know what, Judge Apatow? 362 00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:10,498 I do have something to say. 363 00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:13,033 These movie people may say I'm a pirate, 364 00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,568 but I'm just a man. 365 00:17:14,603 --> 00:17:17,104 A man who loved Hollywood too much. 366 00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:19,974 So I made my own rules and fought the big guys 367 00:17:20,008 --> 00:17:22,543 who tried to destroy my way of life. 368 00:17:22,577 --> 00:17:24,011 He doesn't sound like a villain. 369 00:17:24,045 --> 00:17:25,613 He sounds like a classic underdog. 370 00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:27,548 He's the unlikeliest of heroes! 371 00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:29,550 But where's the love story? 372 00:17:29,584 --> 00:17:31,352 At first my wife didn't believe in me. 373 00:17:31,386 --> 00:17:34,755 Maybe we forgot why we fell in love in the first place. 374 00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:37,425 But when times seemed darkest, one minute ago, 375 00:17:37,459 --> 00:17:40,895 she was there and gave me the strength and courage 376 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:44,532 to fight for what I believe in. 377 00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:47,334 He's a downloading David versus a greedy Goliath. 378 00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:50,337 An Erin Brockovich but with more cleavage! 379 00:17:50,372 --> 00:17:52,573 Two, three... Good Lord, he's hitting 380 00:17:52,607 --> 00:17:54,875 all four quadrants! 381 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:58,045 One family, against all odds, took on the system... 382 00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:00,014 and lost. 383 00:18:01,616 --> 00:18:03,984 Mr. Simpson, I'd like to buy the rights to make a movie 384 00:18:04,019 --> 00:18:05,319 based on your true story. 385 00:18:05,353 --> 00:18:07,188 I'm attached as executive producer! 386 00:18:07,222 --> 00:18:08,389 Attached! Attached! 387 00:18:08,423 --> 00:18:11,559 One movie? We envision a trilogy. 388 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,534 Will Smith's family wants to play your family. 389 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:14,962 I'd be Jaden. 390 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,999 On behalf of Hollywood, 391 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:22,269 we are dropping all charges. 392 00:18:22,304 --> 00:18:23,971 These people hate my dad. 393 00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:26,640 How can they want to make a movie about him? 394 00:18:26,675 --> 00:18:28,642 Hollywood may be run by big corporations 395 00:18:28,677 --> 00:18:31,178 trying to squash people, but they make movies 396 00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:33,447 about people standing up to big corporations 397 00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:35,749 trying to squash them and winning. 398 00:18:35,784 --> 00:18:38,752 I'll sign with whoever can convince Channing Tatum 399 00:18:38,787 --> 00:18:41,388 to gain the most weight to play me. 400 00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:50,431 Surprise! - Surprise! Surprise! 401 00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:51,932 What the hell is all this? 402 00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,300 We're so excited about your movie 403 00:18:53,335 --> 00:18:55,135 that we're having a special screening. 404 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,605 But the movie isn't in theaters till next week. 405 00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:59,607 Yeah, we ripped a version off Bootleg Bay 406 00:18:59,641 --> 00:19:01,208 just like you taught us. 407 00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:02,543 It's still got timecode on it, 408 00:19:02,577 --> 00:19:04,945 but, otherwise, it's a clean copy. 409 00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:08,749 You're pirating my movie? 410 00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:11,352 The hell you are! Piracy is stealing! 411 00:19:11,386 --> 00:19:14,889 You're taking money out of my family's mouths! 412 00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:19,026 But the movie is... i-it's about you pirating movies. 413 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:20,895 Oh, that's Hollywood fantasy. 414 00:19:20,929 --> 00:19:24,965 We live in the real world, where I have something called... 415 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,635 prof-it par-tic-i-pa-tion. 416 00:19:27,669 --> 00:19:29,870 That's negative, man. 417 00:19:29,905 --> 00:19:31,505 Oh, Homie... 418 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:36,043 Now all of you go see my movie in the theater the day it opens! 419 00:19:36,077 --> 00:19:37,912 No bargain matinees! 420 00:19:37,946 --> 00:19:40,114 And tell your friends it was great! 421 00:19:40,148 --> 00:19:43,183 Buy the stuff they advertise in the commercials before it! 422 00:19:43,218 --> 00:19:46,053 Homer in the movie wears Ask Body Spray 423 00:19:46,087 --> 00:19:47,988 and so should you! 424 00:19:48,023 --> 00:19:50,424 Don't ask! Do smell! 425 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,052 Homie, do you really think you should be... 426 00:19:52,077 --> 00:19:53,260 Up-bup-bup-bup-bup! 427 00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:56,897 What have we learned about not blindly supporting our husband? 428 00:19:56,932 --> 00:19:59,266 Ask Body Spray! 429 00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:06,303 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 430 00:20:14,595 --> 00:20:16,329 But then when times seemed darkest, 431 00:20:16,363 --> 00:20:19,032 she was there; she gave me the strength and courage 432 00:20:19,066 --> 00:20:21,000 to fight for what I believe in. 433 00:20:21,035 --> 00:20:23,002 On behalf of Hollywood, 434 00:20:23,037 --> 00:20:26,673 we're dropping all charges! 435 00:20:31,845 --> 00:20:34,080 So what do you think, Lise? Who are the good guys here, 436 00:20:34,114 --> 00:20:36,950 the media companies or the Internet freedom guys? 437 00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:39,285 Well, both groups claim their intentions are noble, 438 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,955 but at the end of the day, they're both trying to steal 439 00:20:41,989 --> 00:20:43,823 as much money as they can. 440 00:20:43,857 --> 00:20:46,092 So... everyone's a pirate? 441 00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:47,860 And the worst one of all is... 442 00:21:32,613 --> 00:21:34,614 Shh!