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(upbeat march plays)
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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, USA!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, my God, for my birthday!
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What a surprise!
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You guys!
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I almost had a heart attack!
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Okay, I got my birthday
all planned out.
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I want us all to drink
a bunch of Four Lokos,
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then swim across the lake
after midnight.
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I really don't think
it's that far across.
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It looks real close.
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Roger, didn't you
just have a birthday
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a couple of months ago?
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Yeah, that's right.
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You made us ride ATVs
on Ted Nugent's ranch
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without his permission.
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Fine, you caught me.
It's not my birthday.
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But that's the only day
of the year
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I can get you nervous Nellies
to do anything adventurous.
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So, who's in
for the Loko lake swim?
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Look, Roger, we're all
for trying new things,
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but that sounds too dangerous.
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Yeah, if new things
are so great,
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where have they been
all this time?
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Well, well, well,
what have we here?
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Discount coupons
to the American Safety Museum?!
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(singsongy):
Using these!
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Oh, look, they're doing an
exhibit on Augustus Seatbelt,
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the inventor of the airbag.
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Hello?!
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We're not going
to any stupid safety museum.
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(sighs) Why doesn't anyone
ever listen to me?
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You guys will not believe
what's in this towel.
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A baby! A baby
you gave birth to
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and you didn't even know
you were pregnant!
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It just popped out on the lawn.
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You thought you were just
taking a "D" on the lawn,
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but surprise,
it wasn't a deuce,
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it was a baby
and it's in that towel!
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Show me that baby!
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No, it's a raccoon.
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What did you do
with your baby?!
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Look at this adorable guy!
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I'm gonna call him Cuddles...
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after the cat he was eating
when I found him.
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Oh, my God, you won't do
my dangerous birthday plan,
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but you're gonna let her keep
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a wild animal in the house?
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She got a pet.
I think it's nice.
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Uch, forget this.
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I'm gonna go do something
on the edge like skydiving,
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or trying on underwear
at Marshall's.
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Oh, hey, Roger, there you are.
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I wanted to ask your advice.
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Finally! Someone who wants
to hear what I have to say.
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So I have a crush on this girl,
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but she only goes for jocks.
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Well, she sounds
too smart for you, Steve.
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I suggest
you find somebody else,
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'cause you'll never be a jock.
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That's it!
I'll become a jock!
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You'll be as good a jock
as you are a listener.
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They should've listened to me.
That was an epic swim.
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I think my favorite part
was when
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that guy drowned trying
to save me.
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Now, if only there was a way
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I could remember this day
forever.
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Oh, my God, a red-light camera!
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(tires screech)
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(horns beeping)
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Now if this light would
just turn red,
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we'd have one hell
of a picture.
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MAN:
Hey, come on!
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What are you waiting for?
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Blow it out your ass!
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(horns beeping)
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(screeching tires, banging,
crashing)
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(screeching tires,
banging, crashing)
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(Roger groaning)
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Roger, thank God you're awake!
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You've been in a coma.
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Oh, my God, how long was I out?
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This long?
Or this long?
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The first one.
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Roger, I just want to tell you
how happy we are
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that we didn't go along
with your stupid plan.
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Yes, if you weren't so easy
to dismiss,
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we could be in here with you.
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Mom, Dad, thank you
for not listening to Roger.
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Well, this has been
a grand reunion.
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Roger, you're awake,
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which means you're
probably alive.
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Let's check your vitals.
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(gasping)
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Bye-bye.
Bye-bye!
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A body...
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a lawsuit...
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Doctor, I just had a vision.
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You're being fired by a baby.
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Well, that's impossible,
unless it was Dr. Baby,
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the baby who's in charge
of this hospital.
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But I assure you,
your vision wasn't real.
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It was nothing but
a postcomatic delusion.
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You just need
a little more rest.
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I think your family should
probably leave.
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I'm sorry, what?
I thought you guys should go.
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Yeah, so did we.
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I swear, what I saw
seemed so real.
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I think you're
gonna lose your job.
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(chuckles) There's
nothing to worry about.
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I'm a dedicated professional
with a spotless record...
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You see, when I'm engaged
with a patient,
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it's as if the whole world
disappears around me.
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Oh, no, the bad sound.
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He's dead!
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This was clearly
your fault, Doctor!
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Damn it!
It's gonna take more
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than a game of peekaboo
with Dr. Baby
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to get out of this one.
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(sobbing)
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Oh, my God, I was right!
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This was my vision!
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Ma'am? Ma'am, I was right.
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(gasps)
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I see you on a beach...
with a guy!
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I wouldn't dread
hanging out with him.
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Your new boyfriend
has dreadlocks.
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How dare you?!
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I'll never love
anyone but my husband.
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I'm here to gather
the dead man, mon.
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Whoa, you look sexy
when you cry.
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Really? No one's ever noticed
that about me before.
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How about I buy you
a Red Stripe?
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And that's when I was sure
that I could see the future.
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Roger, the last time you thought
you could see the future,
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you said that Rodney would have
the best party.
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But his parents came home early
and ruined the whole thing.
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(doorbell rings)
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It's here!
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One Rowflex and five
containers of protein powder.
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Thanks to all this,
I'm about to become a jock!
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(gasping)
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You're never gonna use
any of that stuff!
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Of course I'm gonna use it!
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And I'm starting with
a protein shake right now.
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(grunting)
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Mom?
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All right, give it to me.
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(gasping)
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I see a desperate man
with a clip-on tie...
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a set of keys...
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Francine, you're getting
a new car!
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That's ridiculous, Roger.
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I just got a new car
and I love it.
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It's the same car
that Matt Damon drove
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in We Bought a Zoo.
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I like to drive around and
pretend I have zoo problems.
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"Oh, my God, what am I
gonna do about my zoo?"
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Right?
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It's time!
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Everybody ready to go
to the American Safety Museum?
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Interesting. It says here
autoerotic asphyxiation
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is the number one
cause of awkward funerals.
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Ooh, they have a picture?
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Oh, my God, you can't go!
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Horrible things will happen!
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Roger, what could happen?
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It's the Safety Museum.
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Yeah, it's not like
it's the Natural History Museum,
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full of dangerous ideas
and attitudes.
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Ignore him, Stan.
We can take my car.
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You have to believe me!
You're making a huge mistake!
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Were you talking to me?
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'Cause I was only gonna try
it this once.
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I have a paper due
in the morning.
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You have been randomly
selected for racial profiling.
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Hoo-hoo-hoo,
this is so real!
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Stan, this museum
has some great exhibits.
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Yeah, let's go check out
the "Kobe Bryant Encounter."
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Do you want to come
up to my hotel room?
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Sure!
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(siren wails)
I think we should move on.
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No, I know I can get this!
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Do you want to come
up to my hotel room?
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As long as you have a T-shirt
I can sleep in.
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Forget it. This is impossible.
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Is this an exhibit,
or is this just a wet floor?
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I don't know.
I just started.
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The last tour guide
got fired yesterday.
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She was not happy.
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Hey, there she is. Hi, Helen!
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Safety off!
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We gotta get out of here!
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It's just a really good replica
of an emergency exit!
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It's so accurate!
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This isn't real either!
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None of it's real!
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There are no actual safety
precautions in this museum!
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What do we do?!
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I'll tell you what to do...
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if you're ready to listen.
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Roger! What are you
doing here?!
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Don't worry, I know everything
that's gonna happen.
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Hayley, take the traffic cones
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and make them
into a "U" over there!
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Francine, grab that wheelchair!
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Stan, get
that fire extinguisher!
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Steve, put
that bulletproof vest on!
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Wait a minute,
shouldn't we all get vests?
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I wrote this 14 minutes ago,
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because in my vision,
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you asked me that
exact stupid question.
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Now do what I say!
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(people screaming)
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Oh, no,
they're gonna trample us!
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ROGER:
Just stay behind the cones!
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Oh, my God, it hurts!
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Why didn't you just have me
stand somewhere else?!
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Less fun.
Everybody climb on!
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(Francine screams)
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(Steve gasps)
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Oh, my God, Roger, you saved...
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Hold on.
Wait for it.
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(car alarm wails)
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My car!
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And I'm pretty sure that
warrants a trip to Cold Stone.
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Roger, you were right
about everything!
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We should have listened to you.
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Oh, I'll accept your apology.
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And the lanyard you made me
at Camp Shoulda Woulda Coulda.
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I can't believe that Roger can
see the future.
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Now hold on.
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I don't know if it proves that.
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You know that note I gave you?
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Turn it over.
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This is my cell phone number.
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Excuse me, Miss.
Are you all right?
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Light him up, girl.
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He's not gonna call.
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He thinks you could
lose ten pounds.
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But that's not why
he doesn't call.
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He dies in that fire.
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So you didn't need to tell me
about the ten pounds.
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Somebody needed to tell you.
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I can't believe Roger
can predict the future.
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Yeah, but, like,
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compared to people
from the past,
256
00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:04,707
like, to them,
257
00:11:04,741 --> 00:11:06,841
like, we are the
future to them.
258
00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:08,109
(exhales)
259
00:11:08,143 --> 00:11:10,111
I'm definitely feeling it now.
260
00:11:10,145 --> 00:11:11,112
(door opens)
261
00:11:11,146 --> 00:11:12,714
That was amazing, Roger!
262
00:11:12,748 --> 00:11:14,382
See what happens
when you listen to me?
263
00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:15,717
He picked every horse!
264
00:11:15,751 --> 00:11:17,351
Roger's unbelievable!
265
00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,506
- He... - Knew that you'd want to eat
chili dogs for lunch.
266
00:11:19,522 --> 00:11:21,022
And then he...
Knew in the third race
267
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,490
it'd take three bullets to put
down Daddy's Lucky Girl.
268
00:11:23,525 --> 00:11:25,458
And now I'm...
Getting tired of me interrupting you?
269
00:11:25,493 --> 00:11:26,793
(gasps) How did you...
Know?
270
00:11:26,828 --> 00:11:28,829
You just gave me goose bumps!
271
00:11:28,863 --> 00:11:30,030
I love it!
272
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,698
Speaking of love, Roger,
273
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,333
there's another girl
in my class
274
00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:34,835
I think I have
a pretty good shot with.
275
00:11:34,869 --> 00:11:36,436
Oh?
Well, allow me.
276
00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:37,504
Come here, you...
277
00:11:37,539 --> 00:11:39,539
(moaning)
278
00:11:44,444 --> 00:11:45,444
(laughs)
279
00:11:49,082 --> 00:11:51,651
(laughs)
280
00:11:51,685 --> 00:11:52,752
Roger, what's so funny?
281
00:11:52,786 --> 00:11:53,753
Nothing.
282
00:11:53,787 --> 00:11:55,020
I say go for it.
283
00:11:57,557 --> 00:12:00,391
(laughing)
284
00:12:00,426 --> 00:12:02,594
Hey, uh, I was gonna go
take a dip in the pool.
285
00:12:02,628 --> 00:12:04,529
How-how's that
work out for me?
286
00:12:04,564 --> 00:12:06,464
Stan, I'm not wasting
my gift on that.
287
00:12:06,498 --> 00:12:07,465
Come on, Roger.
288
00:12:07,499 --> 00:12:09,133
Touch it.
289
00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:10,568
You drop a load in the pool.
290
00:12:10,602 --> 00:12:11,569
Wait, no.
291
00:12:11,603 --> 00:12:13,203
It's a Baby Ruth.
Wait, no.
292
00:12:13,237 --> 00:12:14,838
That's a scene
from Caddyshack...
293
00:12:14,873 --> 00:12:16,440
which I'm trying to watch.
294
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,841
Do I end up
watching it with you?
295
00:12:17,876 --> 00:12:19,843
Yes, and you annoy me
the whole time
296
00:12:19,878 --> 00:12:20,844
with your questions.
297
00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,646
Oh.
298
00:12:22,681 --> 00:12:24,915
What kind of questions?
299
00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,616
(sighs)
300
00:12:29,152 --> 00:12:30,987
Roger, am I gonna
like this salad?
301
00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:32,421
Should I be taking
smaller bites?
302
00:12:32,456 --> 00:12:34,223
Roger, am I about to say
something funny?
303
00:12:34,257 --> 00:12:35,625
I want to say something funny.
304
00:12:35,659 --> 00:12:37,293
Is that enough?
305
00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:39,395
Is... is... is-is that...
306
00:12:39,429 --> 00:12:40,730
Is that too much?
307
00:12:40,764 --> 00:12:41,864
How... how 'bout...
how 'bout now?
308
00:12:41,899 --> 00:12:43,599
Steve, dump that and get
yourself another salad.
309
00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:44,866
Why?
310
00:12:44,901 --> 00:12:46,367
Does something happen
to me if I eat this salad?
311
00:12:46,402 --> 00:12:48,003
No, I'm just using
common sense.
312
00:12:48,037 --> 00:12:50,472
Well, can't you just have
a vision so I can be sure?
313
00:12:50,506 --> 00:12:51,873
So it doesn't matter
what I think?
314
00:12:51,908 --> 00:12:53,308
No, we don't care
what you think,
315
00:12:53,342 --> 00:12:55,343
we care what you see.
316
00:12:56,512 --> 00:12:57,779
Well, fine.
317
00:12:57,814 --> 00:12:59,146
If that's all you're after...
318
00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:01,148
Wait, where are you going?
319
00:13:01,182 --> 00:13:02,316
Should we go with you?
320
00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:04,551
Should I have even
left the kitchen?
321
00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:06,220
Look, no more questions.
322
00:13:06,254 --> 00:13:07,588
I need to take
a thinkin' drive.
323
00:13:07,623 --> 00:13:08,823
Wait, wait, you can't leave!
324
00:13:08,857 --> 00:13:09,957
I have homework tonight!
325
00:13:09,992 --> 00:13:11,291
Is it gonna be
on the test tomorrow
326
00:13:11,326 --> 00:13:12,292
or can I blow it off?
327
00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:13,861
Should I take a bath tonight
328
00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:15,895
or will I fall
asleep and drown?
329
00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:16,997
Do I have to go
to the bathroom?
330
00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:18,271
Look, you guys are on your own.
331
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,265
I'm outta here.
332
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,867
At least let us come with you!
333
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,002
No, you should...
334
00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:23,302
you should... you should
probably stay here.
335
00:13:23,337 --> 00:13:25,438
Why? Are we all gonna die
if we come with you?
336
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,840
Yes.
337
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,174
That.
338
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,509
You're all gonna die
339
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:31,576
if you leave the house.
340
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,411
Slam that door if
I get really rich soon!
341
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,283
Oh, so close!
342
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,387
Well, I wanted them
to listen to me.
343
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,589
Didn't work out so well,
though, did it?
344
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,658
No, sir.
345
00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,259
There might be a lesson
to learn from this
346
00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:50,028
if I were the kind of guy
who could learn lessons.
347
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,529
But lessons are not for me.
348
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,064
Lessons are for school boys.
349
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,365
School boys are for me!
350
00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:55,366
Red light!
351
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,434
(crashing)
352
00:14:03,141 --> 00:14:05,275
Ah, what a restful coma.
353
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:06,798
How long have I been out?
354
00:14:06,918 --> 00:14:07,878
Three weeks.
355
00:14:07,912 --> 00:14:09,880
We would have been able
to revive you sooner,
356
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:12,081
but Dr. Stack was
the coma expert
357
00:14:12,115 --> 00:14:14,150
and he got fired
and sued into poverty
358
00:14:14,185 --> 00:14:16,686
by a grieving widow and
her Rastafarian fiancé.
359
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,853
Huh.
360
00:14:17,888 --> 00:14:19,855
So... can I get
an orange juice,
361
00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:22,258
or is there a long-ass
story about that, too?
362
00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:23,493
Lunch'll be here in 20 minutes.
363
00:14:23,527 --> 00:14:24,627
You can wait till then.
364
00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:25,961
Hmm.
Nice attitude.
365
00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:28,096
Let's see how you die!
366
00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:29,264
Wait!
367
00:14:29,299 --> 00:14:30,420
I'm not getting any visions.
368
00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:32,534
My powers are gone!
369
00:14:32,569 --> 00:14:34,903
But I haven't lost mine.
370
00:14:34,937 --> 00:14:37,573
ANNOUNCER:
Mind Quad!
371
00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:40,209
Sounds like you're
thirsty, friend.
372
00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:50,184
(tires squeal)
373
00:14:51,587 --> 00:14:53,621
I'm not gonna drink from
the same glass as him.
374
00:14:53,655 --> 00:14:54,888
He's gross.
375
00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:03,400
So you had powers
and now you lost them?
376
00:15:03,434 --> 00:15:04,601
It's like me.
377
00:15:04,635 --> 00:15:06,270
In my country, I'm doctor.
378
00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:07,637
Really?
What kind of doctor?
379
00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:09,572
Dah, you caught me.
380
00:15:09,607 --> 00:15:10,908
I'm lying.
381
00:15:13,343 --> 00:15:14,677
What the...
382
00:15:14,711 --> 00:15:16,312
(gasps)
383
00:15:16,346 --> 00:15:18,080
Roger, thank God you're back!
384
00:15:18,115 --> 00:15:19,415
Everybody, Roger's back!
385
00:15:19,449 --> 00:15:21,750
Oh, Roger, what a relief!
386
00:15:21,785 --> 00:15:23,820
We don't have
to be scared anymore.
387
00:15:23,854 --> 00:15:26,722
Yeah, maybe we can
leave the house now.
388
00:15:26,756 --> 00:15:27,889
Wait a minute.
389
00:15:27,924 --> 00:15:29,564
You haven't left
the house in three weeks?
390
00:15:29,591 --> 00:15:31,592
You told us we'd
all die if we did.
391
00:15:31,627 --> 00:15:33,561
And all of your
fortunes have come true!
392
00:15:33,595 --> 00:15:35,563
Huh.
I guess I did say that.
393
00:15:35,597 --> 00:15:36,898
But how have you survived?
394
00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:38,133
It hasn't been easy.
395
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,868
The toilet paper ran
out before the food,
396
00:15:39,902 --> 00:15:41,102
so that was gross.
397
00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:42,904
But when we started
eating the couch,
398
00:15:42,939 --> 00:15:44,179
we stopped needing
toilet paper.
399
00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:46,240
The stuffing wipes
itself on the way out.
400
00:15:46,274 --> 00:15:47,875
Okay, this is bad.
401
00:15:47,909 --> 00:15:49,409
Wait, wait, where's Klaus?
402
00:15:49,444 --> 00:15:50,577
KLAUS:
I'm right here.
403
00:15:50,611 --> 00:15:52,546
Oh, my God, Klaus,
404
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,014
you're living in
your own filth.
405
00:15:54,049 --> 00:15:55,282
KLAUS:
I try not to talk
406
00:15:55,317 --> 00:15:56,717
so it doesn't get in my mouth.
407
00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:58,552
(coughs)
408
00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:00,386
Ugh, it got in my mouth.
409
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,021
Brissam beeginch?
410
00:16:02,056 --> 00:16:03,056
R-Rettehsat?
411
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:04,590
Okay, what is that?
412
00:16:04,624 --> 00:16:07,927
Oh, in your absence
Steve's forgotten English.
413
00:16:07,962 --> 00:16:09,095
Eng...
414
00:16:09,129 --> 00:16:10,696
Engrish.
415
00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:12,999
How did my absence
in any way affect
416
00:16:13,033 --> 00:16:15,034
Steve's handle on
the English language?
417
00:16:15,069 --> 00:16:16,568
I haven't even
been gone a month.
418
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,536
Steve...
419
00:16:18,571 --> 00:16:20,405
Mo-onth.
420
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:21,406
All right, all right.
421
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,807
Before I left, I told you guys
422
00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:24,542
not to leave the house
and you embraced it.
423
00:16:24,577 --> 00:16:25,911
Now I'm telling you you'll die
424
00:16:25,945 --> 00:16:27,479
if you don't get
out of this house.
425
00:16:27,513 --> 00:16:28,747
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
426
00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:29,948
Don't you want to
have a vision,
427
00:16:29,983 --> 00:16:31,049
make sure it's safe?
428
00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:32,416
Oh, uh, yeah, sure.
429
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,885
(moaning)
430
00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:35,987
Yes, my vision says
you will be super safe.
431
00:16:36,021 --> 00:16:37,421
Get out there!
432
00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:50,233
Soba slasha on...
433
00:16:50,268 --> 00:16:51,234
Steve's right.
434
00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:52,769
It's just the sprinklers.
435
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,237
(chirping)
436
00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:57,173
Whoops.
437
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,476
Flaps flaps ze zap zap!
438
00:17:00,511 --> 00:17:02,645
It's not safe!
It's not safe!
439
00:17:02,679 --> 00:17:03,646
We almost got killed.
440
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,114
(screams)
441
00:17:05,148 --> 00:17:06,115
Steve's right.
442
00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:07,849
You lied to us.
443
00:17:07,884 --> 00:17:09,385
Uch, you got me.
444
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,619
I lost my powers.
445
00:17:10,653 --> 00:17:12,254
Now we can go back
to our normal lives.
446
00:17:12,289 --> 00:17:13,255
Isn't that great?
447
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,556
No, it's not great!
448
00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,625
Without your powers,
we have no idea
449
00:17:16,659 --> 00:17:18,693
what dangers are lurking
outside this house!
450
00:17:18,728 --> 00:17:21,095
Yeah, but there is nothing
you can do about it.
451
00:17:22,697 --> 00:17:24,332
How useless was that Costco
452
00:17:24,366 --> 00:17:26,500
five-pack of hammers now,
Francine?
453
00:17:26,535 --> 00:17:28,669
KLAUS:
Look, I'm helping!
454
00:17:28,703 --> 00:17:30,171
You guys, listen...
455
00:17:30,205 --> 00:17:32,206
(thud, growling)
456
00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:34,508
Oh, my God, what was that?
457
00:17:34,543 --> 00:17:35,509
I don't know!
458
00:17:35,544 --> 00:17:36,509
Let's hide in the basement!
459
00:17:36,544 --> 00:17:38,111
Steve, your English is back.
460
00:17:38,146 --> 00:17:40,147
Oh, I was just doing that
to make you guys laugh.
461
00:17:41,615 --> 00:17:42,615
(thud)
462
00:17:46,321 --> 00:17:47,620
My protein powder!
463
00:17:47,655 --> 00:17:48,755
There are tracks in it.
464
00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:50,824
We got tracks!
465
00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,360
(Steve gasps)
466
00:17:54,394 --> 00:17:55,561
Somebody used my Rowflex!
467
00:17:55,595 --> 00:17:57,863
And it's set to
the highest strength level.
468
00:17:57,897 --> 00:17:58,864
Cuddles!
469
00:17:58,898 --> 00:18:00,099
I forgot about him.
470
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:01,100
He must've escaped.
471
00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:02,368
Wait a minute.
472
00:18:02,402 --> 00:18:04,403
You don't think he
got into my protein powder
473
00:18:04,438 --> 00:18:05,804
and then started and stuck with
474
00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:07,506
a hard-core workout regimen,
do you?
475
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:11,209
Oh, God, how big do you think
he could have gotten?
476
00:18:11,243 --> 00:18:13,211
Hmm, I'd say about
eight feet tall.
477
00:18:13,245 --> 00:18:14,479
Oh, how do you know?
478
00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:16,081
Did you have a vision of it?
479
00:18:16,115 --> 00:18:18,083
He's standing right there.
480
00:18:18,117 --> 00:18:19,584
(snarls)
481
00:18:19,618 --> 00:18:20,618
ROGER:
Run!
482
00:18:22,721 --> 00:18:24,721
(Cuddles snarling)
483
00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:27,657
You know what?
484
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:28,892
I think we can make this work.
485
00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:30,794
We'll just all live here
the rest of our lives.
486
00:18:30,828 --> 00:18:31,962
I call the tub!
487
00:18:31,997 --> 00:18:33,597
You guys are ready to live
488
00:18:33,631 --> 00:18:35,599
the rest of your lives
in this bathroom?
489
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:38,335
Sounds like someone's
jealous of my tub.
490
00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:39,936
Don't you guys get it?
491
00:18:39,971 --> 00:18:42,038
Even if we could
stay alive in here,
492
00:18:42,072 --> 00:18:44,007
what kind of life would that be?
493
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:46,009
Life is risky,
494
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,444
but you have to get out there
and take chances anyway.
495
00:18:48,479 --> 00:18:49,712
Why should we listen to you?
496
00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:51,680
Well, maybe he's right.
497
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,249
I mean, we can't
go through life
498
00:18:53,283 --> 00:18:54,884
without taking any risks.
499
00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:56,385
Yeah, it's like
when Eddie Murphy
500
00:18:56,419 --> 00:18:57,785
picked up that prostitute.
501
00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,021
But that was a man.
502
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,189
And he had a marvelous time.
503
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:04,393
I'm just asking you
to listen to me this once.
504
00:19:06,129 --> 00:19:07,262
Okay.
505
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:09,498
But how are we gonna
fight a giant raccoon?
506
00:19:09,532 --> 00:19:10,665
We don't have to fight it.
507
00:19:10,699 --> 00:19:12,699
All we have to do is
get out of the house.
508
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,535
Quick, get the boards
off the door.
509
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:17,071
We could really use
those hammers now,
510
00:19:17,105 --> 00:19:18,072
to pull these nails out.
511
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:19,073
Anybody see one?
512
00:19:19,107 --> 00:19:20,107
(snarling) (all gasp)
513
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,311
Quick, everybody link arms.
514
00:19:24,346 --> 00:19:25,946
He'll think we're
a bigger animal.
515
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:27,114
Hmm?
516
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:32,519
(growls)
517
00:19:32,553 --> 00:19:34,820
(screams)
518
00:19:34,855 --> 00:19:36,389
Wait, Steve, that's good.
Ow, ow!
519
00:19:36,424 --> 00:19:37,390
Ah!
Keep doing that!
520
00:19:37,425 --> 00:19:38,391
Keep doing what?!
521
00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:39,926
He thinks you're food.
522
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,894
That'll distract him long enough
for us to get the boards off.
523
00:19:41,929 --> 00:19:43,329
Ow, ow!
524
00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:45,164
What if he bites off my arm?
525
00:19:45,198 --> 00:19:46,365
That's the risk!
526
00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:47,966
That's the risk
we're all taking!
527
00:19:49,936 --> 00:19:51,937
Yah!
528
00:19:55,942 --> 00:19:58,110
(growling)
529
00:19:58,144 --> 00:20:00,278
(moaning)
530
00:20:04,049 --> 00:20:05,316
(whimpers)
531
00:20:10,189 --> 00:20:12,957
He had a weirdly good body.
532
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:17,695
I guess we owe you
a "thanks," Roger.
533
00:20:17,729 --> 00:20:20,130
It seems like knowing
what the future holds
534
00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:22,365
can really keep you from
living in the present.
535
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,668
Yeah, maybe sometimes
536
00:20:24,703 --> 00:20:26,971
it's not a bad idea
to listen to Roger.
537
00:20:27,005 --> 00:20:28,138
Damn right!
538
00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:29,840
Now, let's cover
ourselves in honey
539
00:20:29,874 --> 00:20:32,076
and run through Old Man
McGuilicutty's bear farm.
540
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,510
This is not one of those times.
541
00:20:34,544 --> 00:20:36,813
Hey, can you drop me
off at the hospital?
542
00:20:37,815 --> 00:20:39,281
(fake moans)
543
00:20:39,316 --> 00:20:41,317
No, sorry, I don't
see that happening.
544
00:20:41,351 --> 00:20:42,619
(laughing):
I'm kidding.
545
00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,654
Come on, let's go, kid.
546
00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:47,848
Hey, hey, why you
smacking your tushie?
547
00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:50,438
Why you smacking your tushie?
Why you doing that?
548
00:20:50,558 --> 00:20:51,991
(chuckling):
Stop, stop! Stop it!
549
00:20:52,329 --> 00:20:59,524
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