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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, USA!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, my God, for my birthday!
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What a surprise!
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You guys!
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I almost had a heart attack!
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Okay, I got my birthday all planned out.
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I want us all to drink
a bunch of Four Lokos,
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then swim across the lake after midnight.
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I really don't think it's that far across.
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It looks real close.
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Roger, didn't you just have a birthday
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a couple of months ago?
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Yeah, that's right.
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You made us ride ATVs
on Ted Nugent's ranch
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without his permission.
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Fine, you caught me.
It's not my birthday.
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But that's the only day of the year
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I can get you nervous Nellies
to do anything adventurous.
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So, who's in for the Loko lake swim?
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Look, Roger, we're all
for trying new things,
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but that sounds too dangerous.
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Yeah, if new things are so great,
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where have they been all this time?
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Well, well, well, what have we here?
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Discount coupons
to the American Safety Museum?!
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Using these!
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Oh, look, they're doing an
exhibit on Augustus Seatbelt,
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the inventor of the airbag.
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Hello?!
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We're not going
to any stupid safety museum.
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Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?
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You guys will not believe
what's in this towel.
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A baby! A baby
you gave birth to
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and you didn't even know
you were pregnant!
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It just popped out on the lawn.
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You thought you were just
taking a "D" on the lawn,
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but surprise, it wasn't a deuce,
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it was a baby and it's in that towel!
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Show me that baby!
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No, it's a raccoon.
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What did you do with your baby?!
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Look at this adorable guy!
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I'm gonna call him Cuddles...
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after the cat he was eating
when I found him.
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Oh, my God, you won't do
my dangerous birthday plan,
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but you're gonna let her keep
a wild animal in the house?
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She got a pet.
I think it's nice.
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Uch, forget this.
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I'm gonna go do something
on the edge like skydiving,
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or trying on underwear at Marshall's.
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Oh, hey, Roger, there you are.
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I wanted to ask your advice.
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Finally! Someone who wants
to hear what I have to say.
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So I have a crush on this girl,
but she only goes for jocks.
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Well, she sounds too smart for you, Steve.
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I suggest you find somebody else,
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'cause you'll never be a jock.
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That's it!
I'll become a jock!
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You'll be as good a jock
as you are a listener.
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They should've listened to me.
That was an epic swim.
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I think my favorite part was when
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that guy drowned trying to save me.
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Now, if only there was a way
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I could remember this day forever.
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Oh, my God, a red-light camera!
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Now if this light would just turn red,
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we'd have one hell of a picture.
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Hey, come on!
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What are you waiting for?
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Blow it out your ass!
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Roger, thank God you're awake!
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You've been in a coma.
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Oh, my God, how long was I out?
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This long?
Or this long?
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The first one.
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Roger, I just want to tell you
how happy we are
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that we didn't go along
with your stupid plan.
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Yes, if you weren't so easy to dismiss,
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we could be in here with you.
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Mom, Dad, thank you
for not listening to Roger.
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Well, this has been a grand reunion.
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Roger, you're awake, which
means you're probably alive.
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Let's check your vitals.
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Bye-bye.
Bye-bye!
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A body...
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a lawsuit...
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Doctor, I just had a vision.
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You're being fired by a baby.
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Well, that's impossible,
unless it was Dr. Baby,
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the baby who's in charge of this hospital.
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But I assure you, your vision wasn't real.
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It was nothing but a postcomatic delusion.
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You just need a little more rest.
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I think your family should probably leave.
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I'm sorry, what?
I thought you guys should go.
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Yeah, so did we.
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I swear, what I saw seemed so real.
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I think you're gonna lose your job.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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I'm a dedicated professional
with a spotless record...
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You see, when I'm engaged with a patient,
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it's as if the whole world
disappears around me.
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Oh, no, the bad sound.
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He's dead!
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This was clearly your fault, Doctor!
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Damn it!
It's gonna take more
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than a game of peekaboo
with Dr. Baby
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to get out of this one.
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Oh, my God, I was right!
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This was my vision!
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Ma'am? Ma'am, I was right.
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I see you on a beach...
with a guy!
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I wouldn't dread hanging out with him.
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Your new boyfriend has dreadlocks.
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How dare you?!
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I'll never love anyone but my husband.
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I'm here to gather the dead man, mon.
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Whoa, you look sexy when you cry.
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Really? No one's ever noticed
that about me before.
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How about I buy you a Red Stripe?
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And that's when I was sure
that I could see the future.
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Roger, the last time you thought
you could see the future,
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you said that Rodney would have
the best party.
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But his parents came home early
and ruined the whole thing.
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It's here!
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One Rowflex and five
containers of protein powder.
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Thanks to all this,
I'm about to become a jock!
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You're never gonna use any of that stuff!
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Of course I'm gonna use it!
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And I'm starting with
a protein shake right now.
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Mom?
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All right, give it to me.
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I see a desperate man
with a clip-on tie...
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a set of keys...
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Francine, you're getting a new car!
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That's ridiculous, Roger.
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I just got a new car and I love it.
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It's the same car that Matt Damon drove
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in We Bought a Zoo.
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I like to drive around and
pretend I have zoo problems.
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"Oh, my God, what am I
gonna do about my zoo?"
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Right?
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It's time!
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Everybody ready to go
to the American Safety Museum?
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Interesting. It says here
autoerotic asphyxiation
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is the number one
cause of awkward funerals.
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Ooh, they have a picture?
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Oh, my God, you can't go!
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Horrible things will happen!
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Roger, what could happen?
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It's the Safety Museum.
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Yeah, it's not like
it's the Natural History Museum,
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full of dangerous ideas and attitudes.
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Ignore him, Stan.
We can take my car.
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You have to believe me!
You're making a huge mistake!
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Were you talking to me?
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'Cause I was only gonna try it this once.
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I have a paper due in the morning.
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You have been randomly
selected for racial profiling.
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Hoo-hoo-hoo,
this is so real!
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Stan, this museum has some great exhibits.
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Yeah, let's go check out
the "Kobe Bryant Encounter."
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Do you want to come up to my hotel room?
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Sure!
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I think we should move on.
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No, I know I can get this!
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Do you want to come up to my hotel room?
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As long as you have a T-shirt
I can sleep in.
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Forget it. This is impossible.
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Is this an exhibit,
or is this just a wet floor?
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I don't know.
I just started.
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The last tour guide got fired yesterday.
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She was not happy.
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Hey, there she is. Hi, Helen!
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Safety off!
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We gotta get out of here!
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It's just a really good replica
of an emergency exit!
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It's so accurate!
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This isn't real either!
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None of it's real!
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There are no actual safety
precautions in this museum!
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What do we do?!
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I'll tell you what to do...
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if you're ready to listen.
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Roger! What are you
doing here?!
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Don't worry, I know everything
that's gonna happen.
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Hayley, take the traffic cones
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and make them into a "U" over there!
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Francine, grab that wheelchair!
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Stan, get that fire extinguisher!
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Steve, put that bulletproof vest on!
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Wait a minute, shouldn't we all get vests?
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I wrote this 14 minutes
ago, because in my vision,
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you asked me that exact stupid question.
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Now do what I say!
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Oh, no, they're gonna trample us!
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Just stay behind the cones!
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Oh, my God, it hurts!
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Why didn't you just have me
stand somewhere else?!
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Less fun.
Everybody climb on!
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Oh, my God, Roger, you saved...
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Hold on.
Wait for it.
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My car!
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And I'm pretty sure that
warrants a trip to Cold Stone.
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Roger, you were right about everything!
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We should have listened to you.
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Oh, I'll accept your apology.
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And the lanyard you made me
at Camp Shoulda Woulda Coulda.
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I can't believe that Roger can
see the future.
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Now hold on.
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I don't know if it proves that.
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You know that note I gave you?
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Turn it over.
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This is my cell phone number.
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Excuse me, Miss.
Are you all right?
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Light him up, girl.
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He's not gonna call.
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He thinks you could lose ten pounds.
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But that's not why he doesn't call.
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He dies in that fire.
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So you didn't need to tell me
about the ten pounds.
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Somebody needed to tell you.
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I can't believe Roger
can predict the future.
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Yeah, but, like, compared
to people from the past,
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like, to them, like, we
are the future to them.
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I'm definitely feeling it now.
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That was amazing, Roger!
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See what happens when you listen to me?
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He picked every horse!
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Roger's unbelievable!
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He... - Knew that you'd want to eat
chili dogs for lunch.
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And then he...
Knew in the third race
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it'd take three bullets to put
down Daddy's Lucky Girl.
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And now I'm...
Getting tired of me interrupting you?
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How did you...
Know?
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You just gave me goose bumps!
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I love it!
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Speaking of love, Roger, there's
another girl in my class
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I think I have a pretty good shot with.
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Oh?
Well, allow me.
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Come here, you...
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Roger, what's so funny?
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Nothing.
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I say go for it.
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Hey, I was gonna go
take a dip in the pool.
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How-how's that
work out for me?
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Stan, I'm not wasting my gift on that.
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Come on, Roger.
257
00:12:09,999 --> 00:12:11,633
Touch it.
258
00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:13,068
You drop a load in the pool.
259
00:12:13,102 --> 00:12:14,069
Wait, no.
260
00:12:14,103 --> 00:12:15,703
It's a Baby Ruth.
Wait, no.
261
00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:17,338
That's a scene from Caddyshack...
262
00:12:17,373 --> 00:12:18,940
which I'm trying to watch.
263
00:12:18,974 --> 00:12:20,341
Do I end up watching it with you?
264
00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:23,344
Yes, and you annoy me the whole
time with your questions.
265
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:25,146
Oh.
266
00:12:25,181 --> 00:12:27,415
What kind of questions?
267
00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:33,487
Roger, am I gonna like this salad?
268
00:12:33,521 --> 00:12:34,921
Should I be taking smaller bites?
269
00:12:34,956 --> 00:12:36,723
Roger, am I about to say something funny?
270
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,125
I want to say something funny.
271
00:12:38,159 --> 00:12:39,793
Is that enough?
272
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,895
Is... is... is-is that...
273
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,230
Is that too much?
274
00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:44,364
How... how 'bout...
how 'bout now?
275
00:12:44,399 --> 00:12:46,099
Steve, dump that and get
yourself another salad.
276
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,366
Why?
277
00:12:47,401 --> 00:12:48,867
Does something happen
to me if I eat this salad?
278
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,503
No, I'm just using common sense.
279
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,972
Well, can't you just have
a vision so I can be sure?
280
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,373
So it doesn't matter what I think?
281
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:57,843
No, we don't care what you
think, we care what you see.
282
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,279
Well, fine.
283
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:01,646
If that's all you're after...
284
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,648
Wait, where are you going?
285
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:04,816
Should we go with you?
286
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:07,051
Should I have even left the kitchen?
287
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,720
Look, no more questions.
288
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,088
I need to take a thinkin' drive.
289
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,323
Wait, wait, you can't leave!
290
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,457
I have homework tonight!
291
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,792
Is it gonna be on the test
tomorrow or can I blow it off?
292
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,361
Should I take a bath tonight
293
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:18,395
or will I fall asleep and drown?
294
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:19,497
Do I have to go to the bathroom?
295
00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:20,771
Look, you guys are on your own.
296
00:13:20,798 --> 00:13:21,765
I'm outta here.
297
00:13:21,799 --> 00:13:23,367
At least let us come with you!
298
00:13:23,401 --> 00:13:24,502
No, you should...
299
00:13:24,536 --> 00:13:25,802
you should... you should
probably stay here.
300
00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:27,938
Why? Are we all gonna die
if we come with you?
301
00:13:27,972 --> 00:13:29,340
Yes.
302
00:13:29,374 --> 00:13:30,674
That.
303
00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:34,076
You're all gonna die if
you leave the house.
304
00:13:34,111 --> 00:13:35,911
Slam that door if I get really rich soon!
305
00:13:38,215 --> 00:13:40,783
Oh, so close!
306
00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:44,887
Well, I wanted them to listen to me.
307
00:13:44,921 --> 00:13:47,089
Didn't work out so well, though, did it?
308
00:13:47,124 --> 00:13:49,158
No, sir.
309
00:13:49,192 --> 00:13:50,759
There might be a lesson to learn from this
310
00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:52,528
if I were the kind of guy
who could learn lessons.
311
00:13:52,562 --> 00:13:54,029
But lessons are not for me.
312
00:13:54,063 --> 00:13:55,564
Lessons are for school boys.
313
00:13:55,598 --> 00:13:56,865
School boys are for me!
314
00:13:56,899 --> 00:13:57,866
Red light!
315
00:14:05,641 --> 00:14:07,775
What a restful coma.
316
00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:09,298
How long have I been out?
317
00:14:09,418 --> 00:14:10,378
Three weeks.
318
00:14:10,412 --> 00:14:12,380
We would have been able
to revive you sooner,
319
00:14:12,414 --> 00:14:14,581
but Dr. Stack was
the coma expert
320
00:14:14,615 --> 00:14:16,650
and he got fired and sued into poverty
321
00:14:16,685 --> 00:14:19,186
by a grieving widow and
her Rastafarian fiancé.
322
00:14:20,388 --> 00:14:22,355
So... can I get
an orange juice,
323
00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,758
or is there a long-ass
story about that, too?
324
00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:25,993
Lunch'll be here in 20 minutes.
325
00:14:26,027 --> 00:14:27,127
You can wait till then.
326
00:14:27,162 --> 00:14:28,461
Nice attitude.
327
00:14:28,496 --> 00:14:30,596
Let's see how you die!
328
00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:31,764
Wait!
329
00:14:31,799 --> 00:14:32,920
I'm not getting any visions.
330
00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:35,034
My powers are gone!
331
00:14:35,069 --> 00:14:37,403
But I haven't lost mine.
332
00:14:37,437 --> 00:14:40,073
Mind Quad!
333
00:14:40,107 --> 00:14:42,709
Sounds like you're thirsty, friend.
334
00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:56,121
I'm not gonna drink from
the same glass as him.
335
00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:57,388
He's gross.
336
00:15:02,498 --> 00:15:05,200
So you had powers and now you lost them?
337
00:15:05,234 --> 00:15:06,401
It's like me.
338
00:15:06,435 --> 00:15:08,070
In my country, I'm doctor.
339
00:15:08,104 --> 00:15:09,437
Really?
What kind of doctor?
340
00:15:09,472 --> 00:15:11,372
Dah, you caught me.
341
00:15:11,407 --> 00:15:12,708
I'm lying.
342
00:15:15,143 --> 00:15:16,477
What the...
343
00:15:18,146 --> 00:15:19,880
Roger, thank God you're back!
344
00:15:19,915 --> 00:15:21,215
Everybody, Roger's back!
345
00:15:21,249 --> 00:15:23,550
Oh, Roger, what a relief!
346
00:15:23,585 --> 00:15:25,620
We don't have to be scared anymore.
347
00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:28,522
Yeah, maybe we can leave the house now.
348
00:15:28,556 --> 00:15:29,689
Wait a minute.
349
00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:31,364
You haven't left the house in three weeks?
350
00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:33,392
You told us we'd all die if we did.
351
00:15:33,427 --> 00:15:35,361
And all of your fortunes have come true!
352
00:15:35,395 --> 00:15:37,363
I guess I did say that.
353
00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:38,698
But how have you survived?
354
00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:39,933
It hasn't been easy.
355
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:42,902
The toilet paper ran out before
the food, so that was gross.
356
00:15:42,937 --> 00:15:44,704
But when we started eating the couch,
357
00:15:44,739 --> 00:15:45,979
we stopped needing toilet paper.
358
00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,040
The stuffing wipes itself on the way out.
359
00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:49,675
Okay, this is bad.
360
00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:51,209
Wait, wait, where's Klaus?
361
00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:52,377
I'm right here.
362
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:55,814
Oh, my God, Klaus, you're
living in your own filth.
363
00:15:55,849 --> 00:15:58,517
I try not to talk so it
doesn't get in my mouth.
364
00:16:00,386 --> 00:16:02,186
It got in my mouth.
365
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:03,821
Brissam beeginch?
366
00:16:03,856 --> 00:16:04,856
R-Rettehsat?
367
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:06,390
Okay, what is that?
368
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,727
Oh, in your absence
Steve's forgotten English.
369
00:16:09,762 --> 00:16:10,895
Eng...
370
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,496
Engrish.
371
00:16:12,531 --> 00:16:14,799
How did my absence in any way affect
372
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,834
Steve's handle on the English language?
373
00:16:16,869 --> 00:16:18,368
I haven't even been gone a month.
374
00:16:18,402 --> 00:16:20,336
Steve...
375
00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:22,205
Mo-onth.
376
00:16:22,239 --> 00:16:23,206
All right, all right.
377
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,607
Before I left, I told you guys
378
00:16:24,642 --> 00:16:26,342
not to leave the house
and you embraced it.
379
00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:27,711
Now I'm telling you you'll die
380
00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:29,279
if you don't get out of this house.
381
00:16:29,313 --> 00:16:30,547
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
382
00:16:30,581 --> 00:16:32,849
Don't you want to have a
vision, make sure it's safe?
383
00:16:32,884 --> 00:16:34,216
Oh, yeah, sure.
384
00:16:35,719 --> 00:16:37,787
Yes, my vision says
you will be super safe.
385
00:16:37,821 --> 00:16:39,221
Get out there!
386
00:16:50,066 --> 00:16:52,033
Soba slasha on...
387
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:53,034
Steve's right.
388
00:16:53,069 --> 00:16:54,569
It's just the sprinklers.
389
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:58,973
Whoops.
390
00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:02,276
Flaps flaps ze zap zap!
391
00:17:02,311 --> 00:17:04,445
It's not safe!
It's not safe!
392
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:05,446
We almost got killed.
393
00:17:06,948 --> 00:17:07,915
Steve's right.
394
00:17:07,949 --> 00:17:09,649
You lied to us.
395
00:17:09,684 --> 00:17:11,185
Uch, you got me.
396
00:17:11,219 --> 00:17:12,419
I lost my powers.
397
00:17:12,453 --> 00:17:14,054
Now we can go back to our normal lives.
398
00:17:14,089 --> 00:17:15,055
Isn't that great?
399
00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:16,356
No, it's not great!
400
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,425
Without your powers, we have no idea
401
00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,493
what dangers are lurking
outside this house!
402
00:17:20,528 --> 00:17:22,895
Yeah, but there is nothing
you can do about it.
403
00:17:24,497 --> 00:17:26,132
How useless was that Costco
404
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,300
five-pack of hammers now,
Francine?
405
00:17:28,335 --> 00:17:30,469
Look, I'm helping!
406
00:17:30,503 --> 00:17:31,971
You guys, listen...
407
00:17:35,075 --> 00:17:36,308
Oh, my God, what was that?
408
00:17:36,343 --> 00:17:37,309
I don't know!
409
00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:38,309
Let's hide in the basement!
410
00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:39,911
Steve, your English is back.
411
00:17:39,946 --> 00:17:41,947
Oh, I was just doing that
to make you guys laugh.
412
00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:49,420
My protein powder!
413
00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:50,555
There are tracks in it.
414
00:17:50,589 --> 00:17:52,624
We got tracks!
415
00:17:56,194 --> 00:17:57,361
Somebody used my Rowflex!
416
00:17:57,395 --> 00:17:59,663
And it's set to
the highest strength level.
417
00:17:59,697 --> 00:18:00,664
Cuddles!
418
00:18:00,698 --> 00:18:01,899
I forgot about him.
419
00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:02,900
He must've escaped.
420
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,168
Wait a minute.
421
00:18:04,202 --> 00:18:06,203
You don't think he
got into my protein powder
422
00:18:06,238 --> 00:18:07,604
and then started and stuck with
423
00:18:07,639 --> 00:18:09,306
a hard-core workout regimen,
do you?
424
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:13,009
Oh, God, how big do you think
he could have gotten?
425
00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:15,011
I'd say about eight feet tall.
426
00:18:15,045 --> 00:18:16,279
Oh, how do you know?
427
00:18:16,313 --> 00:18:17,881
Did you have a vision of it?
428
00:18:17,915 --> 00:18:19,883
He's standing right there.
429
00:18:21,418 --> 00:18:22,418
Run!
430
00:18:28,224 --> 00:18:29,457
You know what?
431
00:18:29,492 --> 00:18:30,692
I think we can make this work.
432
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,594
We'll just all live here
the rest of our lives.
433
00:18:32,628 --> 00:18:33,762
I call the tub!
434
00:18:33,797 --> 00:18:35,397
You guys are ready to live
435
00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:37,399
the rest of your lives in this bathroom?
436
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:40,135
Sounds like someone's jealous of my tub.
437
00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:41,736
Don't you guys get it?
438
00:18:41,771 --> 00:18:43,838
Even if we could stay alive in here,
439
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,807
what kind of life would that be?
440
00:18:45,841 --> 00:18:47,809
Life is risky,
441
00:18:47,843 --> 00:18:50,244
but you have to get out there
and take chances anyway.
442
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:51,512
Why should we listen to you?
443
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,480
Well, maybe he's right.
444
00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:56,684
I mean, we can't go through
life without taking any risks.
445
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,585
Yeah, it's like when Eddie Murphy
picked up that prostitute.
446
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:00,821
But that was a man.
447
00:19:00,855 --> 00:19:02,989
And he had a marvelous time.
448
00:19:03,024 --> 00:19:06,193
I'm just asking you
to listen to me this once.
449
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,062
Okay.
450
00:19:09,096 --> 00:19:11,298
But how are we gonna
fight a giant raccoon?
451
00:19:11,332 --> 00:19:12,465
We don't have to fight it.
452
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,499
All we have to do is get out of the house.
453
00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:16,335
Quick, get the boards off the door.
454
00:19:17,603 --> 00:19:18,871
We could really use those hammers now,
455
00:19:18,905 --> 00:19:19,872
to pull these nails out.
456
00:19:19,906 --> 00:19:20,873
Anybody see one?
457
00:19:24,211 --> 00:19:26,111
Quick, everybody link arms.
458
00:19:26,146 --> 00:19:27,746
He'll think we're a bigger animal.
459
00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:38,189
Wait, Steve, that's good.
460
00:19:38,224 --> 00:19:39,190
Keep doing that!
461
00:19:39,225 --> 00:19:40,191
Keep doing what?!
462
00:19:40,226 --> 00:19:41,726
He thinks you're food.
463
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,200
That'll distract him long enough
for us to get the boards off.
464
00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:46,964
What if he bites off my arm?
465
00:19:46,998 --> 00:19:48,165
That's the risk!
466
00:19:48,199 --> 00:19:49,766
That's the risk we're all taking!
467
00:19:51,736 --> 00:19:53,737
Yah!
468
00:20:11,989 --> 00:20:14,757
He had a weirdly good body.
469
00:20:17,361 --> 00:20:19,495
I guess we owe you a "thanks," Roger.
470
00:20:19,529 --> 00:20:21,930
It seems like knowing
what the future holds
471
00:20:21,964 --> 00:20:24,165
can really keep you from
living in the present.
472
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,468
Yeah, maybe sometimes
473
00:20:26,503 --> 00:20:28,771
it's not a bad idea to listen to Roger.
474
00:20:28,805 --> 00:20:29,938
Damn right!
475
00:20:29,972 --> 00:20:31,640
Now, let's cover ourselves in honey
476
00:20:31,674 --> 00:20:33,876
and run through Old Man
McGuilicutty's bear farm.
477
00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:36,310
This is not one of those times.
478
00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:38,613
Hey, can you drop me off at the hospital?
479
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,117
No, sorry, I don't see that happening.
480
00:20:43,151 --> 00:20:44,419
I'm kidding.
481
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:46,454
Come on, let's go, kid.
482
00:20:47,859 --> 00:20:49,648
Hey, hey, why you smacking your tushie?
483
00:20:49,768 --> 00:20:52,238
Why you smacking your tushie?
Why you doing that?
484
00:20:52,358 --> 00:20:53,791
Stop, stop! Stop it!
485
00:20:54,129 --> 00:21:01,324
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