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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory:
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This is just a minor setback.
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No, it's not, okay?
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I've been out here
for, like, ten years.
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I have nothing to show for it.
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Well, you have me.
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I do have you.
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Leonard Hofstadter,
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will you marry me?
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Did you seriously
just say, "Um..."?
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It's an outrage.
I know.
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The university-- they think
they can do whatever they want.
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We just have to sit
there and take it.
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You need to let it go, Sheldon.
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You work tirelessly for someone,
and this is what you get.
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Oh, my God!
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They're just making you
use your vacation days!
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But I don't want
a vacation.
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Okay, listen,
I don't mean to diminish
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what you're going through,
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but I'm a little
distracted right now.
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Oh, this again? So,
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Penny proposed,
you didn't say yes,
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and now you think you may have
lost her love forever.
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How does this compare
to me being forced
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to relax for a few days?
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It doesn't!
Thank you!
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I'm gonna go
talk to Penny.
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I'm going to go inside,
put on my coziest pajamas,
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curl up with a good book
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and wait for this nightmare
to be over.
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Penny.
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Sorry.
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Hi.
Hey.
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Look, I'm sorry
I didn't text you back.
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I just needed
some time to think.
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Okay.
Here. Come in.
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Look, if you want
to break up, just say it.
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Leonard...
No, no, no, no. I take it back.
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Don't say it. Just-just hate me,
but stay with me.
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It worked for my parents.
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Listen, I don't want
to break up with you.
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Oh. O-Okay.
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Good, good.
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So, it's cool if I cry a little?
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Yeah, I probably wouldn't.
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Yeah.
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Look, you did the
right thing last night.
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I was a mess.
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I was just frustrated because
my career is going nowhere.
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Look, I get it,
and I want you to know
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that I support whatever
you want to do.
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Great, because
I've been thinking,
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if I really want this
acting thing to work,
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I need to focus all
my energy on it.
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And to do that,
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I should quit waitressing
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at The Cheesecake Factory.
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Wow!
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That-That's a big step.
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I know.
So, you know,
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before making any rash...
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I already quit.
And I support you!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x13 ♪
The Occupation Recalibration
Original Air Date on January 9, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Come on, take me
to work with you.
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No. You're on vacation.
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Please. What if there's a big
breakthrough in science today
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and I'm not
there to see it?
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Do you really think
there's gonna be a breakthrough
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without you there to do it?
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No. I was just tricking you.
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Bye.
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Leonard, wait!
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Take me with you.
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No!
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Please.
No!
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Too bad. I'm coming with you.
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Oh, Sheldon, stay!
But...
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I said stay!
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I'm going to work.
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Do not follow me.
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Hey, Stuart.
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Hey.
Sorry. Did I startle you?
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Yes, but at this point,
pretty much any customer does.
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What can I do for you?
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Well, I need a little help.
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I accidentally destroyed
one of Howard's
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comic books this morning,
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and was hoping
I could replace it.
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Wow. What happened?
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Batman got his ass kicked
by my curling iron.
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Well, don't let
The Riddler know that.
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It's a comic book joke.
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Or maybe it's not.
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Do you have this one?
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Uh, well, it's-it's
pretty rare.
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Can you give me a few
days to track it down?
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Ooh, I was kind of
hoping to get it
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before Howie comes home from work.
Oh. What's the hurry?
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Well, he's always saying
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I should be more careful
with my curling iron,
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and it seems like
a dangerous precedent
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to let him think
he can be right.
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Well, I'll do what I can,
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but I can't make
any promises.
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You know, I do work
at a pharmaceutical company.
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If you can make this
happen today,
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I can hook you up with anxiety
medication, antidepressants.
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Really?
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Do you have
any of these?
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Hello, Mr. Rat Brain.
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Not so bitey
without the rest of the rat
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to back us up now, are we?
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Anybody home?
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Hey, what brings
you guys here?
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Well, we were
just on our way
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to lunch and wanted to see
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if you'd like to join.
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Why?
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Because Sheldon's
not here this week,
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and you don't think
I have any other options?
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I'm just kidding.
I'll get my purse.
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Hi, Amy. I... Oh.
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I'm sorry. I didn't know
you had any company.
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That's okay.
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Uh, Bert,
this is Howard and Rajesh.
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Guys, this is Bert.
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Hey. Good to see you.
Hey.
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Anyway, I wanted to show you
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this tourmalinated quartz
that we got in the lab.
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This is so pretty.
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Bert works for the
geology department.
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Yeah. You know what,
uh, geologists
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and Bon Jovi have in common?
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You're both
into rock?
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Yeah.
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Well, see ya.
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Oh, you forgot your quartz.
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Oh, it's okay.
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I want you to have it.
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Bye.
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He's nice.
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Yeah, he's nice
because he likes you.
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What?! No, he doesn't.
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He brought you
a pretty rock.
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So? He does that every day...
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Oh.
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You know, if you'd
rather skip lunch
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and hang out with your boyfriend
Bert, it's totally okay.
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He's not my boyfriend.
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Are you sure? He's tall,
pale and awkward.
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That sounds like your type.
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Should someone as lonely as you
really be making fun of me?
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Yeah, grow up, Howard. God.
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What do I do? I don't want
to hurt his feelings.
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Maybe the problem is
he thinks you're available.
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Does he know
you're dating Sheldon?
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I guess it hasn't come up.
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There you go.
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And does Sheldon know
you're dating Sheldon?
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I'm sorry. Who are you dating?
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Yeah, knock it off, Howard!
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Oh. Hey, Sheldon.
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Hello.
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You okay?
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I'm on vacation.
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What do you think?
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Why are you sitting
in the stairwell?
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Leonard told me to stay.
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Oh. Well, good boy.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, I have a ton
of errands to run.
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I need to make copies
of my headshot,
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send them off to agents
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and sign up
for a new acting class and...
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Well, have fun.
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Okay.
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You want to come with me?
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Really?
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Come on, boy. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.
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Get in the car. Come on.
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All right, thanks a lot.
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They have one at
Capital Comics.
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Oh, that's great.
No, it's not.
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I hate that place.
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Guy who owns it is a jerk.
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He's always making me
feel bad about myself.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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What's the address?
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You know, why don't
I just take you there?
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That way, I can make sure
he doesn't rip you off.
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Oh, thanks, but I don't
want you to close up.
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I mean, won't you lose business?
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Sorry. That was mean.
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Penny really quit
The Cheesecake Factory?
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Yeah.
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So, what is she doing today?
I don't know.
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She already thinks
I don't support this,
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so if I call, it might look like
I'm checking up on her.
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Well, do you support this?
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Of course I do.
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She's a great actress.
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I'm proud she's
taking this risk.
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That's nice.
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You bought that? Great!
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I got to call her before
I forget how I said it.
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Hey.
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Hi. What's up?
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Oh, how's it going?
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You taking Hollywood by storm?
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Actually,
I'm at The Cheesecake Factory.
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You got your job back.
That is great news.
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I didn't want
to say anything,
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but you are making
the right choice.
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To plunge yourself into debt
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right now would be
literally insane.
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Yeah.
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I'm just returning my uniform.
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And I support you.
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Before we begin
your guided meditation,
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close your eyes
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and picture yourself
in a peaceful environment.
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Okay.
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I'm inside
the CERN super collider.
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Now, take a deep,
relaxing breath
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in through your nose.
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And let it out.
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Wow. Didn't see that coming.
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In.
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Let me guess.
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And out.
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What was I gonna do?
Two "ins" in a row?
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Where's my lemonade?
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I didn't get it.
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A fitting swan song
to your career as a waitress
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to forget my order
one last time.
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Do you think quitting
my job was a mistake?
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Do you see me drinking lemonade?
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No. I'm serious.
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Why do you ask?
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Because Leonard
just pissed me off.
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Am I being an idiot or not?
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No, I don't think you are.
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Really?
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The best way to achieve a goal
is to devote 100%
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of your time and energy to it.
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When I decided I was going
to be a physicist,
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I didn't take
some other job
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in case it didn't work out.
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Which wasn't easy because
there was a lot of pressure
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from Ms. Pierson for me
to be chalk monitor that year.
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Thank you.
I needed to hear that.
262
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Why can't Leonard understand it?
263
00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:21,261
Because he's not
like us, Penny.
264
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:23,547
We're dreamers.
265
00:11:25,483 --> 00:11:27,267
Yeah, I need to start
cracking the window
266
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,219
when I leave you in the car.
267
00:11:35,493 --> 00:11:37,511
Hey.
268
00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:38,829
Hello, Bert.
269
00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,781
So, anyway,
there's this big, uh,
270
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,699
rock and mineral show next week
271
00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:44,401
in Santa Monica and...
Listen,
272
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:47,804
um, Bert, before you say
anything else, I...
273
00:11:47,806 --> 00:11:49,823
I have a boyfriend.
274
00:11:49,825 --> 00:11:52,209
Oh. This is awkward.
275
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,678
You thought I was gonna ask you
to go with me
276
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,929
to the mineral show.
277
00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:57,447
Weren't you?
278
00:11:58,283 --> 00:12:01,552
Yeah.
279
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,271
That's very nice
of you, but...
280
00:12:04,273 --> 00:12:06,573
I do have a boyfriend.
281
00:12:06,575 --> 00:12:07,808
That's what you all say.
282
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,693
You just don't want
to go out with me
283
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,278
because I have
an off-putting personality.
284
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,113
No, that's not true.
285
00:12:13,115 --> 00:12:15,449
My boyfriend has
an off-putting personality, too.
286
00:12:15,451 --> 00:12:17,784
Like, way worse than you.
287
00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:20,537
Don't worry.
288
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:21,771
I'm used to it.
289
00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:24,992
I mean, I'm big and weird
and funny-looking
290
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,878
and no one ever wants
to do anything with me.
291
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,113
Don't say that.
292
00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:32,466
It's okay.
293
00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:34,234
I know I'm a monster.
294
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:35,785
No, Bert, come on.
295
00:12:35,787 --> 00:12:38,789
I'd love to go
to the mineral show with you.
296
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,290
Sweet.
297
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:42,259
It's a date.
298
00:12:44,562 --> 00:12:45,929
No, it's not.
299
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,431
Too late!
300
00:12:55,456 --> 00:12:57,658
Wow.
301
00:12:58,826 --> 00:13:01,495
Yeah. Haven't seen
this many people in my store
302
00:13:01,497 --> 00:13:05,515
since that Korean church bus
crashed through my front window.
303
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:07,868
Hey! Stuart!
304
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:08,936
Jesse.
305
00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:10,671
Haven't seen
you in forever.
306
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,172
Look how gray you've gotten.
307
00:13:12,174 --> 00:13:14,641
My hair's exactly
the same color as always.
308
00:13:14,643 --> 00:13:17,110
No, I was talking
about your skin.
309
00:13:17,112 --> 00:13:20,581
Look, uh, my friend here needs
a comic book...
310
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,716
Ooh! And she went
into your store by mistake.
311
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,302
Good thing there was no one
there to see you.
312
00:13:26,271 --> 00:13:28,272
What do you need?
313
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,523
Oh, yeah, yeah. I got this.
314
00:13:29,525 --> 00:13:30,691
Right over here.
315
00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:35,629
Even you, Sweatpants?
316
00:13:35,631 --> 00:13:37,948
Free popcorn.
317
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,917
Can I offer you
a coffee?
318
00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:42,286
Espresso? Latte?
319
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,320
No, thanks.
320
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,522
How about you, Stu?
Mocha? Scone?
321
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:48,125
Directions
to the nearest soup kitchen?
322
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,459
Hey.
323
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:50,494
I'm just kidding.
324
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,829
He knows
where the soup kitchen is.
325
00:13:54,632 --> 00:13:56,667
It's on Merton Avenue.
326
00:13:58,303 --> 00:14:00,721
I don't think I like the way
you're treating my friend.
327
00:14:00,723 --> 00:14:01,888
Sorry.
328
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:03,624
You want the book or not?
329
00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:04,641
Not from you.
330
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,760
Let's go, Stuart.
331
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,548
You know something, Jesse?
332
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,850
You may have
a successful business
333
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,686
a-and the kind
of pink complexion
334
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,038
that comes
with good nutrition...
335
00:14:19,007 --> 00:14:21,158
...but I have something
more important.
336
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,392
What's that?
337
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,578
Friendship.
338
00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:30,751
Which I would trade
in a heartbeat for all of this.
339
00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:35,956
The mineral and rock show?
340
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:39,926
That would be awful
even without Bert.
341
00:14:39,928 --> 00:14:41,878
So what am I supposed to do now?
342
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,081
Prepare your uterus
for his gigantic offspring?
343
00:14:47,535 --> 00:14:49,052
This isn't funny.
344
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,754
I'm gonna have
to tell him the truth:
345
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,472
that even if I didn't have
a boyfriend,
346
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,774
I wouldn't be interested in him.
347
00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:55,925
I've heard those words
so many times.
348
00:14:55,927 --> 00:14:58,445
From Linda Nosenchuck,
Tammy Rosenworcel...
349
00:14:58,447 --> 00:14:59,980
Padma Kapur, Neha Chowdury...
350
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,032
...Marci Grossman,
Lisa Mazzarino...
351
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,650
...Megan Pincus...
...Tammy Cho...
352
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,185
Oh, who was that girl
from our Starbucks?
353
00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:07,571
Arlene Russel!
Yes! Arlene!
354
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:13,210
She wrote "no way"
on both our cappuccinos.
355
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,628
Poor Bert.
356
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:16,830
That guy's got a rough
afternoon ahead of him.
357
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,915
Well, how would
you want a girl
358
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,767
to tell you she
wasn't interested?
359
00:15:20,769 --> 00:15:23,637
I guess, uh, I'd like her
to sit me down,
360
00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:25,639
look me in the eye and say,
361
00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:28,759
"I was wrong. I love you."
362
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,743
And then maybe
363
00:15:29,745 --> 00:15:32,396
she could touch me
in a special way.
364
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:36,466
That's how you
reject a guy.
365
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:37,901
Okay, I don't have time
for this.
366
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,437
I'm just gonna go find him
and be brutally honest.
367
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,788
No, don't.
He'll be so upset.
368
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,640
He'll probably climb up
the Empire State Building
369
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,109
and start swatting
at planes.
370
00:15:50,381 --> 00:15:52,215
You want us to
talk to him?
371
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,233
Really?
372
00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:54,568
You would do that?
373
00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,086
Sure. We've both been
in his shoes.
374
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,739
We'll let him down
with compassion and respect.
375
00:15:58,741 --> 00:16:00,524
Thank you.
376
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,509
Let's go.
377
00:16:03,661 --> 00:16:05,662
So we tell him
she's a lesbian, right?
378
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,615
Of course we tell
him she's a lesbian.
379
00:16:15,656 --> 00:16:18,058
And hold three...
380
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,560
two... one.
381
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,095
Very good.
382
00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:26,316
Now let's try
Warrior II.
383
00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:29,302
And hold.
384
00:16:32,089 --> 00:16:35,191
I've read that there are great
yogis who have such mastery
385
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:40,080
over their bodies they can draw
water in through their genitals.
386
00:16:47,722 --> 00:16:51,925
Yeah, well, I don't think we're
gonna get to do that today.
387
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,227
Too bad.
388
00:16:54,229 --> 00:16:56,563
It seems like a good way
to drink a milk shake
389
00:16:56,565 --> 00:16:59,316
without getting
brain freeze.
390
00:17:00,935 --> 00:17:02,686
Oh, hey.
391
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,237
And now we go
to Reverse Warrior.
392
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,578
How did she get you to do yoga?
393
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:16,232
Well, to be honest,
I thought she said "Yoda."
394
00:17:18,419 --> 00:17:22,706
I'm helping him relax because,
unlike you, he supports me.
395
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,175
Oh, how many times
do I have to say it?
396
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,543
I support you.
397
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,077
Sheldon, take a break.
398
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,380
Namaste.
399
00:17:32,366 --> 00:17:35,051
Okay, if you support me,
what was with that phone call?
400
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:37,470
Fine. I'm not sure
you should have quit.
401
00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:39,389
But if you care so much
what I think,
402
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,308
why didn't you ask me
before you did it?
403
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,726
Oh, so now I need
your permission?
404
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,678
Would you have asked me
before you quit your job?
405
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,564
Yes. I thought we were
in the kind of relationship
406
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,899
where we make
decisions together.
407
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,034
If I'm wrong,
then maybe we need to talk
408
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:53,153
about the kind of relationship
we're actually in.
409
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,254
Yeah, well, maybe we do.
410
00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:56,907
I'm willing to if you guys are.
411
00:17:57,742 --> 00:17:59,426
Can we please
have some privacy?
412
00:17:59,428 --> 00:18:00,710
Y... No.
413
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,829
I'm as much a part
of this relationship as you two,
414
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,448
and I think it's high time we
put all our cards on the table.
415
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:07,801
Yeah. For example,
where is this going?
416
00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:10,020
Are you two ever
getting married?
417
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,255
And, if so,
where will we all live?
418
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,307
Have you thought about that?
419
00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:16,376
No.
Penny?
420
00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:17,644
Okay, wait. What
are we doing?
421
00:18:17,646 --> 00:18:19,128
For some reason,
422
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:22,148
we're planning a future where we
both live with Sheldon forever.
423
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,150
Good.
Now we're getting somewhere.
424
00:18:24,152 --> 00:18:26,453
Look, I know you think
425
00:18:26,455 --> 00:18:28,238
I'm being reckless,
and you might be right,
426
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,906
but I need to take this shot.
427
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:30,857
Yeah, no kidding.
428
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,525
Despite what it says
on her résumé,
429
00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:34,143
she is no longer 22.
430
00:18:37,431 --> 00:18:40,467
I swear, I am on your side.
431
00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:42,151
You keep saying
you’re on my side,
432
00:18:42,153 --> 00:18:43,620
but you don't act like it.
433
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,921
He does that to me, too.
434
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,673
Why do we put up with it?
435
00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:50,844
Listen, I could never do
what you're doing, okay?
436
00:18:50,846 --> 00:18:52,412
I would be terrified.
437
00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:54,214
Well, it's scary for me, too.
438
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,332
I'm fine with it.
439
00:18:57,985 --> 00:19:00,136
My point is, just because
I couldn't do it
440
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,471
doesn't mean you shouldn't.
441
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,057
And I'm proud of you.
442
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,028
Okay. Thank you.
443
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:10,997
Well, to celebrate
this reconciliation,
444
00:19:10,999 --> 00:19:12,699
let's all share a milk shake.
445
00:19:12,701 --> 00:19:15,568
Uh, Penny, you'll need a straw.
446
00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:22,025
You're back.
447
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,293
Yes, I am!
448
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:25,378
There's a few more things
I want to say to you.
449
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,630
Stuart's store is just fine,
450
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,248
and he's a much nicer person
than you are,
451
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,716
and if you still have
that comic,
452
00:19:29,718 --> 00:19:32,335
I'd like to buy it right now!
453
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,553
No problem.
454
00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:36,189
Oh, you want a latte
while you wait?
455
00:19:36,191 --> 00:19:38,008
No, I don't want a latte!
456
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,944
I want a cappuccino
and a blueberry scone!
457
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,079
I only have chocolate chip.
458
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:46,349
Well, that sounds even better!
459
00:19:54,806 --> 00:19:57,975
Thanks for coming to the mineral
and rock show with me.
460
00:20:00,963 --> 00:20:04,198
We're sorry Amy
didn't want to go.
461
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:08,086
Really, really sorry.
462
00:20:08,088 --> 00:20:09,320
Eh.
463
00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:11,339
Who needs her when
I have you guys?
464
00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:13,074
Rock show!
465
00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:15,043
Rock show!
Rock show!
466
00:20:15,045 --> 00:20:17,428
Rock show! Rock show!
467
00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:20,865
Rock show!
Rock show...!
468
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:25,867
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