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-This is just a minor setback.
-No, it's not, okay?

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I've been out here for,
like, ten years.

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-I have nothing to show for it.
-Well, you have me.

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I do have you.

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Mmm.

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Leonard Hofstadter,

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will you marry me?

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Um...

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Did you seriously just say...umm?

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-It's an outrage.
-I know.

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The university, they think
they can do whatever they want.

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We just have to sit
there and take it.

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You need to let it go, Sheldon.

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You work tirelessly for someone
and this is what you get.

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Oh, my God! They're just making
you use your vacation days!

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But I don't want a vacation.

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Okay, listen, I don't mean to
diminish what you're going through,

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but I'm a little
distracted right now.

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Oh, this again?

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So, Penny proposed,
you didn't say yes,

21
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and now you think you may
have lost her love forever.

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How does this compare to me being
forced to relax for a few days?

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-It doesn't!
-Thank you!

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I'm gonna go talk to Penny.

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I'm going to go inside,
put on my coziest pajamas,

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curl up with a good book and wait
for this nightmare to be over.

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Penny.

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Sorry.

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-Hi.
-Hey.

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Look, I'm sorry I
didn't text you back.

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I just needed
some time to think.

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-Okay.
-Here. Come in.

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Look, if you want
to break up, just say it.

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-Leonard--
-No, no, no. I take it back.

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Don't say it.
Just hate me, but stay with me.

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It worked for my parents.

37
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Listen, I don't want
to break up with you.

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Oh. Okay.

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Good, good.

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So it's cool if I cry a little?

41
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-Yeah, I probably wouldn't.
-Yeah.

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Look, you did the right thing
last night. I was a mess.

43
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I was just frustrated because
my career is going nowhere.

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Look, I get it,
and I want you to know

45
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that I support
whatever you want to do.

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Great, because
I've been thinking,

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if I really want this
acting thing to work,

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I need to focus all my energy on it.
And to do that,

49
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I should quit waitressing
at The Cheesecake Factory.

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Wow.

51
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-That's a big step.
-I know.

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So, you know, before
making any rash--

53
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-I already quit.
-And I support you.

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I (THEME SONG) I

55
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Come on, take me
to work with you.

56
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No. You're on vacation.

57
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Please? What if there's a big
breakthrough in science today

58
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and I'm not there to see it?

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Do you really think
there's gonna be a breakthrough

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-without you there to do it?
-No. I was just tricking you.

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Bye.

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Leonard, wait!

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-Take me with you.
-No!

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-Please.
-No!

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-Too bad. I'm coming with you.
-Sheldon, stay!

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-But--
-I said stay!

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I'm going to work.

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Do not follow me.

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Helm Stuart

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-Hey.
-Sorry. Did I startle you?

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Yes, but at this point, pretty
much any customer does.

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-What can I do for you?
-Well, I need a little help.

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I accidentally destroyed one of
Howard's comic books this morning,

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-and was hoping I could replace it.
-Wow. What happened?

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Batman got his ass kicked
by my curling iron.

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Don't let The Riddler know that.

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It's a comic book joke.

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Or maybe it's not.

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-Do you have this one?
-Well, it's pretty rare.

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Can you give me a few
days to track it down?

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I was kind of hoping to get it
before Howie comes home from work.

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-What's the hurry?
-Well, he's always saying

83
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I should be more careful
with my curling iron,

84
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and it seems like
a dangerous precedent

85
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to let him think he can be right.

86
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Well, I'll do what I can,
but I can't make any promises.

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You know, I do work
at a pharmaceutical company.

88
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If you can make this happen today,

89
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I can hook you up with anxiety
medication, antidepressants.

90
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Really.

91
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Do you have any of these?

92
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Hello, Mr. Rat Brain.

93
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Not so bitey without the rest of the
rat to back us up now, are we?

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-Anybody home?

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Hey, what brings you guys here?

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Well, we were just on our way
to lunch and wanted to see

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-if you'd like to join.
-Why?

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Because Sheldon's
not here this week,

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and you don't think I
have any other options?

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I'm just kidding.
I'll get my purse.

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Hi, Amy. I... Oh.

102
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I'm sorry. I didn't know
you had any company.

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That's okay.
Bert, this is Howard and Rajesh.

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Guys, this is Bert.

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-Hey. Good to see you.
-Hey.

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Anyway, I wanted to show you

107
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this tourmalinated quartz
that we got in the lab.

108
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This is so pretty.

109
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Bert works for the
geology department.

110
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Yeah. You know what geologists
and Bon Jovi have in common?

111
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You're both into rock?

112
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Yeah.

113
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-Well, see ya.
-You forgot your quartz.

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Oh, it's okay.
I want you to have it.

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Bye.

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He's nice.

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Yeah, he's nice
because he likes you.

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What?

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-No, he doesn't.
-He brought you a pretty rock.

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So? He does that every day--
Oh.

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You know, if you'd
rather skip lunch

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and hang out with your boyfriend,
Bert, it's totally okay.

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He's not my boyfriend.

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Are you sure?
He's tall, pale and awkward.

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That sounds like your type.

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Should someone as lonely as you
really be making fun of me?

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Yeah, grow up, Howard. God.

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What do I do?
I don't want to hurt his feelings.

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Maybe the problem is
he thinks you're available.

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Does he know
you're dating Sheldon?

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I guess it hasn't come up.

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There you go.

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And does Sheldon know
you're dating Sheldon?

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I'm sorry. Who are you dating?

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Yeah, knock it off, Howard!

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-Oh, hey, Sheldon.
-Hello.

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You okay?

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I'm on vacation.
What do you think?

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Why are you sitting
in the stairwell?

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Leonard told me to stay.

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Oh.

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Well, good boy.

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-Where are you going?
-I have a ton of errands to run.

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I need to make copies of my
headshot, send them off to agents

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and sign up for a new
acting class.

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-Well, have fun.
-Okay.

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-You want to come with me?
-Really?

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Come on, boy. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.

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Get in the car. Come on.

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All right, thanks a lot.

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They have one at Capital Comics.

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-That's great.
-No, its not. I hate that place.

153
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Guy who owns it is a jerk.

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He's always making me
feel bad about myself.

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That's terrible.

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What's the address?

157
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You know, why don't I
just take you there?

158
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That way, I can make sure
he doesn't rip you off.

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Thanks, but I don't
want you to close up.

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I mean, won't you lose business?

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Sorry. That was mean.

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Penny really quit
The Cheesecake Factory?

163
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-Yeah.
-So what is she doing today?

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I don't know. She already
thinks I don't support this,

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so if I call, it might look like
I'm checking up on her.

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-Well, do you support this?
-of course I do.

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She's a great actress.
I'm proud she's taking this risk.

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-That's nice.
-You bought that? Great!

169
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,188
I got to call her before
I forget how I said it.

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00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,013
Hey.

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00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,955
-Hi. What's up?
-How's it going?

172
00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:10,423
You taking Hollywood by storm?

173
00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:11,926
Actually,
I'm at The Cheesecake Factory.

174
00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,429
You got your job back.
That is great news.

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00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:17,534
I didn't want to say anything,
but you are making the right choice.

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To plunge yourself into debt right
now would be literally insane.

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00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:23,198
Yeah. I'm just
returning my uniform.

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And I support you.

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Before we begin your
guided meditation,

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close your eyes and picture
yourself in a peaceful environment.

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Okay.

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00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:47,991
I'm inside the CERN super collider.

183
00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:52,662
Now, take a deep, relaxing
breath in through your nose.

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And let it out.

185
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Wow. Didn't see that coming.

186
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,172
In.

187
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,340
Let me guess.

188
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,178
And out.

189
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,645
What was I gonna do?
Two "ins" in a row?

190
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,186
-Where's my lemonade?
-I didn't get it.

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00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,355
A fitting swan song
to your career as a waitress

192
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:24,195
to forget my order one last time.

193
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,866
Do you think quitting
my job was a mistake?

194
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,869
Do you see me drinking lemonade?

195
00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,380
No. I'm serious.

196
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,716
Why do you ask?

197
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,445
Because Leonard just pissed me off.

198
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,055
Am I being an idiot or not?

199
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,521
No, I don't think you are.

200
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,057
Really?

201
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:52,530
The best way to achieve
a goal is to devote 100 percent

202
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,665
of your time and energy to it.

203
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,333
When I decided I was
going to be a physicist,

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00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,732
I didn't take some other job
in case it didn't work out.

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Which wasn't easy because
there was a lot of pressure

206
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,974
from Ms. Pierson for me
to be chalk monitor that year.

207
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,076
Thank you.
I needed to hear that.

208
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,078
Why can't Leonard understand it?

209
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,842
Because he's not like us, Penny.

210
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,655
We're dreamers.

211
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,584
Yeah, I need to start cracking the
window when I leave you in the car.

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00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:30,933
Hey.

213
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,433
Hello, Bert.

214
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:35,402
So, anyway, there's this big
rock and mineral show

215
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,337
next week in Santa Monica and--

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00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:41,104
Listen... Bert, before you
say anything else, I...

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00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,404
I have a boyfriend.

218
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,447
Oh. This is awkward.

219
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,553
You thought I was gonna ask you
to go with me to the mineral show.

220
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,881
Weren't you?

221
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:53,615
Yeah.

222
00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:59,962
That's very nice of you,
but I do have a boyfriend.

223
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,564
That's what you all say.

224
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,722
You just don't want
to go out with me

225
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,891
because I have
an off-putting personality.

226
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,628
No, that's not true.

227
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,795
My boyfriend has
an off-putting personality, too.

228
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,203
Way worse than you.

229
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,472
Don't worry. I'm used to it.

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00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,582
I mean, I'm big and weird
and funny-looking

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00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,446
and no one ever wants
to do anything with me.

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00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,816
Don't say that.

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00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,225
It's okay.
I know I'm a monster.

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00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,656
No, Bert, come on.

235
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,324
I'd love to go to the
mineral show with you.

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00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,159
Sweet. It's a date.

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00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,836
-No, it's not.
Too late!

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00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,975
I (ALTERNATIVE MUSIC PLAYS) I

239
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,076
Wow.

240
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,084
Yeah. Haven't seen this
many people in my store

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00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:58,688
since that Korean church bus
crashed through my front window.

242
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,419
-Hey! Stuart!
-Jesse.

243
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,688
Haven't seen you in forever.
Look how gray you've gotten.

244
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:08,196
My hair's exactly
the same color as always.

245
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,459
No, I was talking about your skin.

246
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,963
Look... my friend here
needs a comic book--

247
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,367
Ooh! And she went into
your store by mistake.

248
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,136
Good thing there was no
one there to see you.

249
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,175
What do you need?

250
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,815
Oh, yeah, yeah. I got this.
Right over here.

251
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,048
Even you, Sweatpants?

252
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,983
Free popcorn.

253
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,318
Can I offer you a coffee?

254
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,824
-Espresso? Latte?
-No, thanks.

255
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,792
How about you, Stu?
Mocha? Scone?

256
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,227
Directions to the
nearest soup kitchen?

257
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,900
-Hey.
-I'm just kidding.

258
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,230
He knows where the soup kitchen is.

259
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,298
It's on Merton Avenue.

260
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:54,174
I don't think I like the way
you're treating my friend.

261
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,813
Sorry.

262
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,175
-You want the book or nut?
-Not from you.

263
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,407
Let's go, Stuart.

264
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,580
You know something, Jesse?

265
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,588
You may have a
successful business

266
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:11,092
and the kind of pink complexion
that comes with good nutrition...

267
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,587
But I have something
more important.

268
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:18,031
-What's that?
-Friendship.

269
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:24,070
Which I would trade in a
heartbeat for all of this.

270
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,435
The mineral and rock show?

271
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,344
That would be awful even
without Bert.

272
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,441
So what am I supposed to do now?

273
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,885
Prepare your uterus
for his gigantic offspring?

274
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,787
This isn't funny.

275
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,257
I'm gonna have to

276
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,794
that even if I didn't
have a boyfriend,

277
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,454
I wouldn't be interested in him.

278
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,622
I've heard those
words so many times.

279
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,928
From Linda Nosenchuck,
Tammy Rosenworcel...

280
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,468
Padma Kapur, Neha Chowdury...

281
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,469
Marci Grossman,
Lisa Mazzarino...

282
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,130
-Megan Pincus...
-Tammy Cho...

283
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,639
Who was that girl
from our Starbucks?

284
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,039
-Arlene Russell!
-Yes! Arlene!

285
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,209
She wrote "no way"
on both our cappuccinos.

286
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,150
Poor Bert.

287
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,480
That guy's got a rough
afternoon ahead of him.

288
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:14,284
Well, how would you want a girl
to tell you she wasn't interested?

289
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:19,453
I guess, uh, I'd like her to sit me
down, look me in the eye and say,

290
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,122
"I was wrong. I love you."

291
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,565
And then maybe she could
touch me in a special way.

292
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,330
That's how you reject a guy.

293
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,234
Okay, I don't have time for this.

294
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,843
I'm just gonna go find him
and be brutally honest.

295
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,343
-No, don't.
-He'll be so upset.

296
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,310
Hell probably climb
up the Empire State Building

297
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,507
and start swatting at planes.

298
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:45,787
You want us to talk to him?

299
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,982
Really? You would do that?

300
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,854
Sure. We've both been in his shoes.

301
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:52,360
We'll let him down with
compassion and respect.

302
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,493
-Thank you.
-Let's go.

303
00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,025
So we tell him
she's a lesbian, right?

304
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,194
Of course we tell him
she's a lesbian.

305
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,946
And hold three...

306
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,516
Two... one.

307
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,675
Very good.

308
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,454
Now let's try Warrior II.

309
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,451
And hold.

310
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,063
I've read that there are great
yogis who have such mastery

311
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:33,170
over their bodies they can draw
water in through their genitals.

312
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,577
Yeah, well, I don't think we're
gonna get to do that today.

313
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,707
Too bad.

314
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,717
It seems like a good way
to drink a milk shake

315
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,913
without getting brain freeze.

316
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,925
Oh, hey.

317
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,755
And now we go to Reverse Warrior.

318
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,259
How did she get you to do yoga?

319
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,203
Well, to be honest,
I thought she said "Yoda."

320
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:16,379
I'm helping him relax because,
unlike you, he supports me.

321
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,945
Oh, How many times
do I have to say it?

322
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,449
-I support you.
-Sheldon, take a break.

323
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,682
Namaste.

324
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,716
Okay, if you support me,
what was with that phone call?

325
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,521
Fine. I'm not sure
you should have quit.

326
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,129
But if you care so
much what I think,

327
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,765
why didn't you ask me
before you did it?

328
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,264
Oh, so now I need
your permission?

329
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,299
Would you have asked me
before you quit your job?

330
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,960
Yes. I thought we were
in the kind of relationship

331
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,800
where we make decisions together.

332
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,373
If I'm wrong,
then maybe we need to talk

333
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,134
about the kind of relationship
we're actually in.

334
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,642
Yeah, well, maybe we do.

335
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,643
I'm willing to if you guys are.

336
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,807
Can we please
have some privacy?

337
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,315
No.

338
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,316
I'm as much a part of this
relationship as you two,

339
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:59,115
and I think it's high time we
put all our cards on the table.

340
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,417
Yeah. For example,
where is this going?

341
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,424
Are you two ever getting married?

342
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:07,121
And, if so, where will we all live?
Have you thought about that?

343
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,997
-No.
-Penny?

344
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,499
OK, wait. What are we doing?

345
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,330
For some reason,
we're planning a future

346
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,632
where we both live
with Sheldon forever.

347
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,775
Good. Now we're getting somewhere.

348
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,742
Look, I know you think I'm being
reckless, and you might be right,

349
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,312
but I need to take this shot.

350
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:27,508
No kidding. Despite what it says
on her resume, she is no longer 22.

351
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,954
I swear, I am on your side.

352
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,992
You keep saying you're on my
side, but you don't act like it.

353
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,527
He does that to me, too.
Why do we put up with it?

354
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:44,930
Listen, I could never do
what you're doing, okay?

355
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,628
-I would be terrified.
-Well, it's scary for me, too.

356
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,636
I'm fine with it.

357
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:55,037
My point is, just because I couldn't
do it doesn't mean you shouldn't.

358
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,647
And I'm proud of you.

359
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,211
Okay. Thank you.

360
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,552
Well, to celebrate
this reconciliation,

361
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,280
let's all share a milk shake.

362
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,982
Penny, you'll need a straw.

363
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,890
-You're back.
-Yes, I am!

364
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,535
There's a few more things
I want to say to you.

365
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,695
Stuart's store is just fine, and he's
a much nicer person than you are,

366
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,467
and it you still have that comic,
I'd like to buy it right now!

367
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,037
No problem.

368
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,577
Oh, you want a latte
while you wait?

369
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,578
No, I don't want a latte!

370
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,513
I want a cappuccino
and a blueberry scene!

371
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:39,018
-I only have chocolate chip.
-Well, that sounds even better!

372
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:48,198
Thanks for coming to the
mineral and rock show with me.

373
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,761
We're sorry Amy didn't want to go.

374
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,737
Really, really sorry.

375
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,742
Nah, who needs her
when I have you guys?

376
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,439
Rock show!
Rock show! Rock show!

377
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,748
Rock show! Rock show!

378
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:12,583
Rock show!
Rock show!

379
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,123
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