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- Oh ho, yeah.
- Awesome.

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- Don't touch those.
- Oh!

3
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They're apology waffles for Ben.

4
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Well, I'm mad at you too.

5
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For what?

6
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For not giving me any waffles.

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Good morning.

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Oh, there they are,

9
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miracle one and miracle two.

10
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Well, what about me?

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It was a miracle I got you out of me.

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Mom, there aren't enough
waffles in Manhattan

13
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to make up for the fact

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that you brought Emma's mom

15
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back into our lives last night.

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Oh, you're right. You're right.

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What about toast?

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Huh?

19
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Riley's gonna be here any minute.

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How am I supposed to start a new romance

21
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when my old one's crashing on the couch?

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Well, some of that may have been avoided

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if you hadn't actually said,

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"hey, want to crash on our couch?"

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What am I supposed to do?

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I mean, Angela did give me Emma.

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And if I didn't have
Emma, what would I have?

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A much less complicated love life.

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She said she just wants to
spend some time and reconnect.

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I can't say no to that.

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Why not?

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I mean, what do we even
know about this girl

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other that she's kind of
trampy and pretty fertile?

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We can't leave Emma alone with her.

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I'm not.

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You're gonna keep an eye on Angela

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while I keep an eye on my
relationship with Riley.

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Hey, should we really be
calling this little thing

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you got going on with Riley a relationship?

40
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I mean, it was just a kiss, right?

41
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You don't know the power of my kiss.

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Knock knock.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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There you go.

46
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See?

47
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So, how did it go with Angela after I left?

48
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Fine, yeah, all good.

49
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Look, Ben, if you need some time

50
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to sort all of this out,
I totally understand.

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There's nothing to sort out.

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Angela is not gonna be a problem.

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You won't even notice she's around.

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Morning!

55
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Aww, there's my little family.

56
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Hey, Ben, you mind if I
get dressed in your room?

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Hi, ri.

58
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So, so far I'm noticing.

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Synced and corrected by Nantinha
www.addic7ed.com

60
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so, ah? What do you think?

61
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I kind of feel like a superhero.

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It's a bird.

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It's a plane.

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It's questionable-fashion man.

65
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Well, I have to do something.

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It's either wear these
until I get them removed

67
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or find two new girlfriends
named Amy and Riley.

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Ugh, yeah.

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The sooner they're both gone, the better.

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Maybe it'll help wash
off some of that stench

71
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of breakup you've got clinging to you.

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That's just my shampoo.

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No.

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It's a combination of
heartbreak and roadkill.

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No woman will come near it,

76
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which means I should probably move myself

77
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to another table.

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You don't know what you're talking about.

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I'm fine.

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How could you be?

81
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Dude, the love of your life

82
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just hooked up with your brother

83
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and the girl you've been dating

84
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for the past three months
just dumped your ass.

85
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Man, maybe I'm not fine.

86
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Exactly.

87
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But I am going to rebuild you

88
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using my patented
five-step Tucker process.

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T-U-C-K-E-R.

90
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That's six steps.

91
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I couldn't think of anything for "T."

92
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Okay, "T," terminate all memories.

93
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Okay, e-mails, sappy photos, texts.

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I know what "K" is for. It's
"keep out of my business".

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I can handle this on my own.

96
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Hey, isn't Ben supposed
to be working today?

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Oh, he took the afternoon off

98
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so he could take a few other things off...

99
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Of Riley.

100
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Okay, what do those
letters stand for again?

101
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That's what I thought.

102
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I'm not moving too fast, am I?

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Ben, we've spent the last 20 years

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getting to know each other.

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It's not too fast.

106
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I like the way you think.

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In fact, um...

108
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Maybe we should move things into your room

109
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and we can move too fast there.

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I really like the way you think.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Is it too fast?

113
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Is this a mistake?

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I always say just go
with your first instinct.

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I just...

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I don't want things to
get weird between us.

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Well, there's one way to solve that.

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Make sure there's nothing between us.

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Ben...

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What if the thought of us
is better than the real us?

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I mean, what if we go
out and it gets awkward?

122
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And so we can't hang out anymore

123
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and I can't go by the bar.

124
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And suddenly, I can't see Danny,

125
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you know, because he's taking sides.

126
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So to get over it, I
have to move to Denver.

127
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But I hate the cold, so I end up in Miami.

128
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And suddenly, I have this closet

129
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full of winter coats that I can't wear.

130
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And what am I going to do
with all of those coats?

131
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Honestly, you lost me at Denver.

132
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I just really want it to be special.

133
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Look, I do too.

134
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So why don't I plan us
the perfect first date?

135
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And we'll just see where it goes.

136
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And we can take it as slow
as you want to take it.

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You just let me know when you're ready.

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Okay.

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"Okay" as in you're ready?

140
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No? I didn't think so.

141
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Boop.

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Are you ready to have
your life transformed?

143
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Are you ready to be tuckered?

144
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- Tucker me.
- Yeah.

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There.

146
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"T" is now complete.

147
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I have just terminated all
of Amy's contact info...

148
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As well any one else's
name who starts with "a."

149
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Tucker!

150
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Wow, that was fast.

151
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So either you didn't do it...

152
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Or you didn't do it right.

153
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We decided to take it slow
to make sure it's special.

154
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Okay, so I hear the words,

155
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but I have no idea what you're saying.

156
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I'm saying this is different.

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This is Riley.

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I don't want to do anything to screw it up.

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And I'm already teetering on the brink.

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Oh great, here comes the brink now.

161
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Hi, ladies. Hi, Emma.

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How was your big day out with mama?

163
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Well, it was a little rough.

164
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You know how Emma is around strangers.

165
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Hey, why don't you buy me lunch

166
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and I'll tell you all
the secrets of parenting.

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Hard work, patience, and proximity.

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I thought Ben was spending
the afternoon with Riley.

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They're such a cute couple.

170
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Well, they're hardly a couple.

171
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I don't think it's even been 24 hours.

172
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Really? Good to know.

173
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Yeah, but then again,

174
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that's almost twice as long

175
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as you and Ben went out.

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Look, I know it was just one night,

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but does Ben ever talk about me?

178
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I've actually thought about him a lot.

179
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Oh, oh no. We all talk about you.

180
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"Where's Emma's mom? I
wonder where she lives."

181
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Okay, look, lady.

182
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I know I've made some mistakes.

183
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Okay, yeah.

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Um...

185
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But you have to understand.

186
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I didn't have all the love
and support that Ben has.

187
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I didn't have an
incredible, selfless mother

188
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who would do anything for me.

189
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Well, who does really?

190
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Other than Ben...

191
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And Jesus.

192
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Seriously, guys, am I just kidding myself

193
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that Riley and I could ever work?

194
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Well, I don't want to be all negative,

195
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but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

196
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Dude, you know what your problem is, right?

197
00:08:04,821 --> 00:08:07,514
You've just got to get past naked.

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Yo, man, baby on board.

199
00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:10,883
- What?
- I forgot, my bad.

200
00:08:10,884 --> 00:08:12,379
- Get past naked?
- Yeah,

201
00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:14,101
once you've seen each other naked,

202
00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:15,431
it won't be that big of a deal

203
00:08:15,432 --> 00:08:17,014
and everything will be cool...

204
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Or not.

205
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That is truly the worst
idea I've ever heard.

206
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I like it.

207
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And that proves it.

208
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I'm sorry, get past what?

209
00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:31,860
Naked!

210
00:08:32,684 --> 00:08:34,540
And this is your idea of
the perfect first date?

211
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Well, sort of.

212
00:08:37,973 --> 00:08:39,434
But even if we go on the perfect date,

213
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which we will, we'll
still have the same issue.

214
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So I'm just putting it out there

215
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that maybe we should just put it out there.

216
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Ben, that is truly not...

217
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Nearly as crazy as it sounds.

218
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Actually, that kind of makes sense.

219
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It does? Really?

220
00:08:57,158 --> 00:08:58,337
I thought for sure you'd never...

221
00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,790
stop talking, Ben.

222
00:09:01,406 --> 00:09:03,087
Okay, so, so, should we just like...

223
00:09:04,629 --> 00:09:07,919
No, I can't just do it in front of you.

224
00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,405
Okay, maybe I need to explain again

225
00:09:09,406 --> 00:09:10,687
how this is supposed to work.

226
00:09:10,688 --> 00:09:14,030
Just let me get undressed in your room.

227
00:09:14,749 --> 00:09:16,897
Okay, we'll count to ten.

228
00:09:16,898 --> 00:09:18,929
Oh my God, I can't believe I'm doing this.

229
00:09:19,546 --> 00:09:21,022
Right, one...

230
00:09:21,023 --> 00:09:22,077
oh, so we're doing it now?

231
00:09:23,111 --> 00:09:24,167
- Two.
- Okay.

232
00:09:25,254 --> 00:09:26,486
Three.

233
00:09:27,853 --> 00:09:28,989
Four.

234
00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:30,753
Come on, stupid high-tops!

235
00:09:30,754 --> 00:09:33,098
- Five.
- And that's why I know a lot of cops.

236
00:09:33,956 --> 00:09:35,245
You can't be here right now.

237
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Where's Riley? I thought you
two were going out tonight.

238
00:09:36,881 --> 00:09:38,831
- Yeah, me and Riley are both...
- Ten!

239
00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,028
So annoying.

240
00:09:48,029 --> 00:09:50,375
Even when she runs, nothing jiggles.

241
00:09:53,899 --> 00:09:55,286
Seriously?

242
00:09:55,287 --> 00:09:57,274
Get past naked?

243
00:09:58,305 --> 00:09:59,800
The only thing more romantic

244
00:09:59,801 --> 00:10:01,222
would be the backseat of a car

245
00:10:01,223 --> 00:10:02,947
and a cop's flashlight in your face.

246
00:10:04,799 --> 00:10:06,445
God, those things are bright.

247
00:10:10,475 --> 00:10:13,147
Well, I'll have you know it was working

248
00:10:13,148 --> 00:10:14,996
until you showed up with you know who.

249
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:19,076
Ben, this is Riley we're talking about.

250
00:10:19,479 --> 00:10:22,011
She's not some random
girl you meet in a bar

251
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,550
that becomes the mother of your child.

252
00:10:24,829 --> 00:10:26,326
I know I have to do something special.

253
00:10:26,327 --> 00:10:27,212
Yeah.

254
00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:28,582
It needs to be the kind
of thing that we remember

255
00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,112
for the rest of our lives.

256
00:10:30,113 --> 00:10:31,103
Well, if that's the criteria,

257
00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:33,703
I'd forget anything having
to do with margaritas.

258
00:10:35,055 --> 00:10:36,837
What was his name?

259
00:10:38,754 --> 00:10:40,402
You know, a restaurant just seems so blah

260
00:10:40,403 --> 00:10:42,302
and a day in the park is so cliche.

261
00:10:42,303 --> 00:10:43,948
Pablo, yes.

262
00:10:45,217 --> 00:10:47,046
Ugh, that would have
kept me up all night...

263
00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:49,666
Just like Pablo.

264
00:10:50,604 --> 00:10:52,096
- Mom!
- Sorry, sorry.

265
00:10:52,712 --> 00:10:54,239
You know, I better go get Emma ready

266
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,270
before that strumpet blows back in.

267
00:10:56,271 --> 00:10:58,071
One prodigal mother diapered up

268
00:10:58,072 --> 00:10:59,495
and reporting for baby duty.

269
00:10:59,496 --> 00:11:01,167
Hey, mom just went in to get her ready.

270
00:11:01,168 --> 00:11:03,857
Ah, probably teaching her how
to spit up on me on command.

271
00:11:05,150 --> 00:11:07,719
But I'm not letting up
until I win her over.

272
00:11:08,171 --> 00:11:10,020
How close am I to winning you over?

273
00:11:10,021 --> 00:11:11,168
I can honestly say that I'm happy

274
00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:12,722
that Emma's gonna get to know her mom.

275
00:11:12,723 --> 00:11:13,798
Thanks.

276
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,961
I just wish there was some
way we could start over.

277
00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:19,248
You know, that's a good
idea, starting over.

278
00:11:22,074 --> 00:11:24,820
That's actually a really good idea.

279
00:11:25,657 --> 00:11:28,367
You are a very smart girl.

280
00:11:28,368 --> 00:11:30,121
Thank you. I'll see you later.

281
00:11:34,478 --> 00:11:37,125
Okay, she is all ready to go.

282
00:11:44,976 --> 00:11:47,472
Happy hour... or as I like to call it,

283
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,048
the dating buffet.

284
00:11:49,646 --> 00:11:52,072
And tonight, it is
all-you-can-meet.

285
00:11:53,152 --> 00:11:54,472
All right, where were we?

286
00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:56,100
"T," done. Wow.

287
00:11:57,196 --> 00:11:59,875
Nice job on terminating
those tattoos, by the way.

288
00:11:59,876 --> 00:12:02,017
Yeah, it's a good thing I
had a two-for-one coupon.

289
00:12:05,062 --> 00:12:06,922
All right, now on to the letter "U".

290
00:12:06,923 --> 00:12:09,137
New underwear, got 'em, wearing 'em,

291
00:12:09,138 --> 00:12:10,628
- feeling good.
- Whoo.

292
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,821
- All right.
- "C," cocktails.

293
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,209
- Aah. What's next?
- Whoo.

294
00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:17,710
"E," engage.

295
00:12:17,711 --> 00:12:20,188
Also known as picking up a hot stranger.

296
00:12:20,189 --> 00:12:21,566
It's my favorite step.

297
00:12:21,979 --> 00:12:23,369
Oh.

298
00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:24,641
I got this.

299
00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:28,339
Hey, I'm Danny.

300
00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:30,641
I'm trying to meet a girl
to help me get over my ex.

301
00:12:30,642 --> 00:12:32,055
I used to have her name
tattooed on my wrist.

302
00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:38,214
Oh my God, do you smell smoke?

303
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:39,321
I do...

304
00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:41,245
'Cause you just crashed and burned.

305
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,705
Oh, hey, Riley, nice to see you.

306
00:12:46,362 --> 00:12:48,947
Nice to see me? Really?

307
00:12:48,948 --> 00:12:51,456
So did Ben tell everyone I was naked?

308
00:12:51,457 --> 00:12:53,660
Not everyone, just me and the waitresses.

309
00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:58,330
But he did leave you this.

310
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:00,994
Thanks.

311
00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:06,356
Hey, Riles, what's up?

312
00:13:06,357 --> 00:13:07,709
I'm just hanging out here at happy hour

313
00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:10,098
fighting off the babes. It's crazy.

314
00:13:10,911 --> 00:13:12,278
Oh, that's nice, Danny.

315
00:13:13,691 --> 00:13:14,510
Oh, my God.

316
00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:15,523
Just when I think your brother

317
00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:17,186
is the biggest idiot on the planet,

318
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,407
he turns around and
does something so sweet.

319
00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:21,081
He's planned a scavenger hunt

320
00:13:21,082 --> 00:13:23,696
of all the places that
mean something to us.

321
00:13:23,697 --> 00:13:26,541
And the first place is where
he ditched me on the subway.

322
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:27,998
How cute is that?

323
00:13:27,999 --> 00:13:29,623
Adorables.

324
00:13:31,032 --> 00:13:32,166
I'll see you later.

325
00:13:34,696 --> 00:13:37,417
Ben, hello?

326
00:13:37,418 --> 00:13:39,202
Last clue says to meet you here.

327
00:13:40,922 --> 00:13:42,340
Anyone?

328
00:13:52,217 --> 00:13:54,578
Hey, it's me.

329
00:13:54,579 --> 00:13:56,391
What we need to do is start over.

330
00:13:56,392 --> 00:13:58,911
So if you're interested,
meet me in room 430

331
00:13:58,912 --> 00:14:01,523
at the b street hotel. I'll be waiting.

332
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,940
Oh, and wipe your feet on the doormat...

333
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,612
Or as you like to call it,

334
00:14:20,613 --> 00:14:23,064
- the baby dump.
- Okay, seriously, Mrs. Wheeler.

335
00:14:23,065 --> 00:14:24,524
I carried Emma around for nine months

336
00:14:24,525 --> 00:14:26,372
and shoved her out with zero painkillers.

337
00:14:26,373 --> 00:14:29,045
I'm pretty sure I can go
solo for a couple of hours.

338
00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:31,179
All right. All right, fine.

339
00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:33,144
Yeah, I will just put Emma down

340
00:14:33,145 --> 00:14:35,377
and then I will be on my way.

341
00:14:35,378 --> 00:14:38,236
And by "on my way," I
mean right across the alley

342
00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:40,323
where I can see everything.

343
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,660
Hey, it's me.

344
00:14:58,661 --> 00:15:00,443
What we need to do is start over.

345
00:15:00,444 --> 00:15:02,920
So if you're interested,
meet me in room 430

346
00:15:02,921 --> 00:15:05,419
at the b street hotel. I'll be waiting.

347
00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:25,101
This is going to be perfect.

348
00:15:28,092 --> 00:15:29,552
I felt this connection.

349
00:15:29,992 --> 00:15:32,527
- I don't really believe in soul mates...
- Hey, Tucker, I did it.

350
00:15:32,528 --> 00:15:33,601
I'm back.

351
00:15:33,602 --> 00:15:35,329
I just met two flight
attendants over at the bar.

352
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,538
And then I was like, "hey,
maybe Tucker wants one."

353
00:15:37,539 --> 00:15:39,145
O.M.G., I do want one.

354
00:15:40,699 --> 00:15:42,484
Sorry it didn't work out.

355
00:15:43,907 --> 00:15:45,249
They're staying at the hotel upstairs

356
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,609
and just invited us to their room

357
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:48,404
for a little after-party.

358
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,658
Hotel room, you know what that means.

359
00:15:50,973 --> 00:15:53,145
Tiny fridge, tiny soaps,

360
00:15:53,146 --> 00:15:54,594
big mistakes!

361
00:15:55,549 --> 00:15:57,193
Yeah, they want us to meet
them up there in 10 minutes

362
00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:58,955
in room 421.

363
00:16:00,257 --> 00:16:01,965
Or was it 412?

364
00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:03,961
- Wait, I wrote it on this napkin.
- Oh, good.

365
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,540
Wait a second!

366
00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:17,286
Come in.

367
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,189
Ben?

368
00:16:21,923 --> 00:16:23,222
Angela, what are you doing here?

369
00:16:23,223 --> 00:16:25,076
Well, it's pretty clear what
you think I'm doing here.

370
00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:28,058
God, and I thought you
were fast the first time.

371
00:16:28,473 --> 00:16:30,633
What are you... what are
you doing? The shoes stay on.

372
00:16:30,634 --> 00:16:31,864
You've got this all wrong.

373
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:32,952
But you said you wanted to start over.

374
00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:34,068
That wasn't for you. That was for ri...

375
00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:36,549
God, what is going on here?

376
00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:37,985
Riley, it's not as bad as it looks.

377
00:16:37,986 --> 00:16:39,188
I'm talking about the situation

378
00:16:39,189 --> 00:16:40,984
and not anything else
you might be looking at.

379
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,158
- I can't even.
- Riley, no, wait.

380
00:16:46,821 --> 00:16:48,514
Riley, Riley, Riley.

381
00:16:48,515 --> 00:16:50,285
Please, it's all just
a big misunderstanding.

382
00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:52,280
Obviously, I was in there waiting for you.

383
00:16:52,281 --> 00:16:53,894
- Naked?
- Well, in the spirit

384
00:16:53,895 --> 00:16:56,144
of you showing me yours, I
thought I'd show you mine.

385
00:16:57,262 --> 00:16:58,665
What is Angela doing here?

386
00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:00,655
- I don't know what she's doing here?
- Oh, oh!

387
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,380
Look, there's a giant "R"

388
00:17:02,381 --> 00:17:03,929
written in rose petals on the bed.

389
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,113
Angela doesn't even have an "R" in it.

390
00:17:06,114 --> 00:17:07,549
Three simple numbers.

391
00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:09,685
How could you not remember?
What is wrong with you?

392
00:17:10,242 --> 00:17:12,256
Whoa, Ben! Dude, get a room.

393
00:17:12,257 --> 00:17:13,563
Yeah, I'm trying.

394
00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:16,505
Okay, normally, I'd be way
more curious about this,

395
00:17:17,018 --> 00:17:18,266
but you two haven't seen

396
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:21,104
a couple of hot stews
running around, have you?

397
00:17:21,855 --> 00:17:24,144
No, I can't say that I
have, but you know what?

398
00:17:24,145 --> 00:17:25,536
You might want to check Ben's room.

399
00:17:25,537 --> 00:17:27,477
Excuse me, guys, we're kind of
in the middle of something here.

400
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:30,870
I don't know. It looks like
it might be at the end to me.

401
00:17:30,871 --> 00:17:32,582
Oh, good, there you are.

402
00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:35,543
Oh, honey, just because
you put it under a dome,

403
00:17:35,544 --> 00:17:36,799
doesn't make it special.

404
00:17:39,764 --> 00:17:42,025
Mom, what are you doing here?

405
00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,849
I was worried that Angela
might have seen that message

406
00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:46,203
you left for Riley on the laptop

407
00:17:46,204 --> 00:17:47,967
and think it was for her.

408
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:49,439
I wanted to make sure nothing went wrong

409
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,395
with you and Riley's special night.

410
00:17:51,396 --> 00:17:53,704
Oh, no, no. It's been magical.

411
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,130
Riley, just let me go grab my robe

412
00:17:56,131 --> 00:17:57,549
and we can talk about this, okay?

413
00:17:57,851 --> 00:17:58,894
No, don't close the door!

414
00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:00,346
Oops.

415
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,264
Dude, seriously,

416
00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:05,027
this is not a good look on you

417
00:18:05,028 --> 00:18:07,259
coming or going.

418
00:18:17,698 --> 00:18:20,384
Really? No one can even
lend me their shirt?

419
00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:24,970
Remind me to never order
room service from this place.

420
00:18:38,604 --> 00:18:41,360
Did you really make a giant
"R" out of rose petals?

421
00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:42,922
Most certainly did.

422
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,777
So does that mean you forgive me?

423
00:18:45,235 --> 00:18:46,806
Most certainly does.

424
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,782
Well, the good news is we got past naked.

425
00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:52,991
Now we just have to try
and do it at the same time.

426
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,083
Maybe this was a bad idea.

427
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:00,055
How can you say that?

428
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,678
I don't know, it just...

429
00:19:01,679 --> 00:19:03,284
it shouldn't be so hard.

430
00:19:03,285 --> 00:19:04,852
Riley, we're meant to be together.

431
00:19:05,158 --> 00:19:07,168
I know it and I think you do too.

432
00:19:07,962 --> 00:19:10,222
It'll work itself out. I promise.

433
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:11,765
What about Angela?

434
00:19:11,766 --> 00:19:14,468
Angela has nothing to do with this.

435
00:19:14,469 --> 00:19:16,686
She is just Emma's mom and that's it.

436
00:19:16,687 --> 00:19:18,068
She's a non-factor.

437
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,403
I can't not let her see Emma.

438
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,051
I know, but obviously

439
00:19:22,052 --> 00:19:23,858
she thinks something is going on.

440
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,410
I mean, she wants to start over...

441
00:19:26,411 --> 00:19:29,108
otherwise she never would
have gone to that hotel room.

442
00:19:29,109 --> 00:19:30,536
Hey, she's not dead.

443
00:19:33,059 --> 00:19:35,067
It sounded funnier in
my head. I don't know.

444
00:19:37,282 --> 00:19:39,849
Look, there's no rush.

445
00:19:40,302 --> 00:19:42,228
Whenever or wherever or however

446
00:19:42,229 --> 00:19:44,185
we finally do something special,

447
00:19:44,186 --> 00:19:46,203
it's gonna be special
because it's you and me.

448
00:19:52,987 --> 00:19:54,821
That was pretty special.

449
00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:56,979
Oh, it's gonna get a lot
more special than that.

450
00:19:59,289 --> 00:20:00,732
Just let me say goodnight to Emma.

451
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,067
All right.

452
00:20:04,659 --> 00:20:06,013
Am I too late?

453
00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:07,977
Shh, yeah, I think she's out.

454
00:20:08,764 --> 00:20:10,338
Ben, I am so sorry.

455
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,497
Oh, it's okay.

456
00:20:11,859 --> 00:20:13,064
We'll talk about it in the morning.

457
00:20:13,907 --> 00:20:15,014
Okay.

458
00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:22,239
God, she's so beautiful.

459
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,936
I can't believe we actually made her.

460
00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,988
It amazes me every day.

461
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:43,830
To the Tucker system.

462
00:20:43,831 --> 00:20:45,349
To the Tucker system.

463
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:48,176
Turns out "K" stands for
"key" to Ben's hotel room.

464
00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:49,543
Right.

465
00:20:49,544 --> 00:20:52,289
What do you think is
taking so long in there?

466
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:53,856
Who knows?

467
00:20:53,857 --> 00:20:55,186
Girl stuff.

468
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,545
O.M.G., that bathtub is huge!

469
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:02,684
Hey, do you think Ben would mind

470
00:21:02,685 --> 00:21:05,654
if we charged a few
movies to his credit card?

471
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,088
Why not?

472
00:21:07,089 --> 00:21:09,250
It is his special night.

473
00:21:10,743 --> 00:21:12,242
Shove over, boys.

474
00:21:12,243 --> 00:21:15,600
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