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- Oh ho, yeah.
- Awesome.

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- Don't touch those.
- Oh!

3
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They're apology waffles for Ben.

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Well, I'm mad at you too.

5
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For what?

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For not giving me any waffles.

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Good morning.

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Oh, there they are,

9
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miracle one and miracle two.

10
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It was a miracle I got you out of me.

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Mom, there aren't
enough waffles in Manhattan

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to make up for the fact

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that you brought Emma's mom

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back into our lives last night.

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Oh, you're right.
You're right.

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What about toast?

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Huh?

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Riley's gonna be here any minute.

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How am I supposed
to start a new romance

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when my old one's
crashing on the couch?

21
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Well, some of that
may have been avoided

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if you hadn't actually said,

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"hey, want to
crash on our couch?"

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What am I supposed to do?

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I mean, Angela did give me Emma.

26
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And if I didn't have Emma,
what would I have?

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A much less complicated love life.

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She said she just wants to
spend some time and reconnect.

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I can't say no to that.

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Why not?

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I mean, what do we
even know about this girl

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other that she's kind of trampy
and pretty fertile?

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We can't leave Emma alone with her.

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I'm not.

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You're gonna keep an eye on Angela

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while I keep an eye
on my relationship with Riley.

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Hey, should we really be
calling this little thing

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you got going on with Riley
a relationship?

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I mean, it was just a kiss, right?

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You don't know the power of my kiss.

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Knock knock.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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There you go.

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See?

46
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So, how did it go
with Angela after I left?

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Fine, yeah, all good.

48
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Look, Ben, if you need some time

49
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to sort all of this out,
I totally understand.

50
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There's nothing to sort out.

51
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Angela is not gonna be a problem.

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You won't even notice she's around.

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Morning!

54
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Aww, there's my little family.

55
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Hey, Ben, you mind
if I get dressed in your room?

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Hi, ri.

57
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So, so far I'm noticing.

58
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<i>It's amazing how the unexpected</i>

59
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<i>can take your life
and change direction.</i>

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So, ah?
What do you think?

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I kind of feel like a superhero.

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It's a bird.

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It's a plane.

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It's questionable-fashion man.

65
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Well, I have to do something.

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It's either wear these
until I get them removed

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or find two new girlfriends
named Amy and Riley.

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Ugh, yeah.

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The sooner they're both gone,
the better.

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Maybe it'll help wash off
some of that stench

71
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of breakup you've got clinging to you.

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That's just my shampoo.

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No.

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It's a combination
of heartbreak and roadkill.

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No woman will come near it,

76
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which means I should
probably move myself

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to another table.

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You don't know what
you're talking about.

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I'm fine.

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How could you be?

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Dude, the love of your life

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just hooked up with your brother

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for the past three months
just dumped your ass.

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Man, maybe I'm not fine.

85
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Exactly.

86
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But I am going to rebuild you

87
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using my patented
five-step Tucker process.

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T-u-c-k-e-r.

89
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That's six steps.

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I couldn't think of
anything for "k."

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Okay, "t," terminate all memories.

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Okay, e-mails,
sappy photos, texts.

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I know what "k" is for.
It's keep out of my business.

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I can handle this on my own.

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Hey, isn't Ben supposed
to be working today?

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Oh, he took the afternoon off

97
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so he could take
a few other things off...

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Of Riley.

99
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Okay, what do those
letters stand for again?

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That's what I thought.

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I'm not moving too fast, am I?

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Ben, we've spent the last 20 years

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getting to know each other.

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It's not too fast.

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I like the way you think.

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In fact, um...

107
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Maybe we should move
things into your room

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and we can move too fast there.

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I really like the way you think.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Is it too fast?

112
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Is this a mistake?

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I always say just go
with your first instinct.

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I just...

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I don't want things
to get weird between us.

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Well, there's one way to solve that.

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Make sure there's nothing between us.

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Ben...

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What if the thought of us
is better than the real us?

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I mean, what if we go out
and it gets awkward?

121
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And so we can't hang out anymore

122
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and I can't go by the bar.

123
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And suddenly, I can't see Danny,

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you know, because he's taking sides.

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So to get over it,
I have to move to Denver.

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But I hate the cold,
so I end up in Miami.

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And suddenly, I have this closet

128
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full of winter coats
that I can't wear.

129
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And what am I going to do
with all of those coats?

130
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Honestly, you lost me at Denver.

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I just really want it to be special.

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So why don't I plan us
the perfect first date?

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And we'll just see where it goes.

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And we can take it as slow
as you want to take it.

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You just let me know
when you're ready.

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Okay.

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"Okay" as in you're ready?

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No? I didn't think so.

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Boop.

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Are you ready to have
your life transformed?

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Are you ready to be tuckered?

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- Tucker me.
- Yeah.

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There.

144
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"T" is now complete.

145
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I have just terminated
all of Amy's contact info...

146
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As well any one else's name
who starts with "a."

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Tucker!

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Wow, that was fast.

149
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So either you didn't do it...

150
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Or you didn't do it right.

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We decided to take it slow
to make sure it's special.

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Okay, so I hear the words,

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but I have no idea what you're saying.

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I'm saying this is different.

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This is Riley.

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I don't want to do
anything to screw it up.

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And I'm already teetering
on the brink.

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Oh great, here comes the brink now.

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Hi, ladies.
Hi, Emma.

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How was your big day out with mama?

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Well, it was a little rough.

162
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You know how Emma is around strangers.

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Hey, why don't you buy me lunch

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and I'll tell you all
the secrets of parenting.

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Hard work, patience, and proximity.

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I thought Ben was spending
the afternoon with Riley.

167
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They're such a cute couple.

168
00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,092
Well, they're hardly a couple.

169
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I don't think it's even been 24 hours.

170
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Really?
Good to know.

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Yeah, but then again,

172
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that's almost twice as long

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as you and Ben went out.

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Look, I know it was just one night,

175
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but does Ben ever talk about me?

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I've actually thought about him a lot.

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Oh, oh no.
We all talk about you.

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"Where's Emma's mom?
I wonder where she lives."

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Okay, look, lady.

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I know I've made some mistakes.

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Okay, yeah.

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Um...

183
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But you have to understand.

184
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I didn't have all the love
and support that Ben has.

185
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I didn't have an
incredible, selfless mother

186
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who would do anything for me.

187
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Well, who does really?

188
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Other than Ben... And Jesus.

189
00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,247
Seriously, guys,
am I just kidding myself

190
00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,682
that Riley and I could ever work?

191
00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,383
Well, I don't want to be all negative,

192
00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,651
but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

193
00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:10,222
Dude, you know what
your problem is, right?

194
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You've just got to get past naked.

195
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Yo, man, baby on board.

196
00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:15,861
- What?
- I forgot, my bad.

197
00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,363
- Get past naked?
- Yeah,

198
00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:19,498
once you've seen each other naked,

199
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it won't be that big of a deal

200
00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:25,303
and everything will be cool... Or not.

201
00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,806
That is truly the worst idea
I've ever heard.

202
00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,508
I like it.

203
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And that proves it.

204
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I'm sorry, get past what?

205
00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,482
Naked!

206
00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,352
And this is your idea
of the perfect first date?

207
00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,654
Well, sort of.

208
00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,823
But even if we go on the perfect date,

209
00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,659
which we will, we'll
still have the same issue.

210
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So I'm just putting it out there

211
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that maybe we should
just put it out there.

212
00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,834
Ben, that is truly not...

213
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Nearly as crazy as it sounds.

214
00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,505
Actually, that kind of makes sense.

215
00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:02,707
It does? Really?

216
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,642
I thought for sure you'd never...

217
00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,410
stop talking, Ben.

218
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,580
Okay, so, so, should we just like...

219
00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:13,385
No, I can't just do it
in front of you.

220
00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:14,853
Okay, maybe I need to explain again

221
00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,588
how this is supposed to work.

222
00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:19,791
Just let me get undressed
in your room.

223
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,960
Okay, we'll count to ten.

224
00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,663
Oh my God, I can't believe
I'm doing this.

225
00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:28,500
Right, one... oh, so
we're doing it now?

226
00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:29,734
<i>Two.</i>

227
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,936
Okay.

228
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,637
<i>Three.</i>

229
00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,372
<i>Four.</i>

230
00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:39,277
<i>- Five.
- And that's why I know a lot of cops.</i>

231
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:42,581
Where's Riley? I thought you
two were going out tonight.

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00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,749
- Yeah, me and Riley are both...
- Ten!

233
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,258
So annoying.

234
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,660
Even when she runs, nothing jiggles.

235
00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:01,666
<i>Seriously?</i>

236
00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:03,335
Get past naked?

237
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:06,404
The only thing more romantic

238
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,706
would be the backseat of a car

239
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,641
and a cop's flashlight in your face.

240
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,311
God, those things are bright.

241
00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:19,651
Well, I'll have you know
it was working

242
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,319
until you showed up with you know who.

243
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:25,657
Ben, this is Riley
we're talking about.

244
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:28,426
She's not some random girl
you meet in a bar

245
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,495
that becomes the mother of your child.

246
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,597
I know I have to do something special.

247
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,966
It needs to be the kind
of thing that we remember

248
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,635
for the rest of our lives.

249
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,336
Well, if that's the criteria,

250
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,539
I'd forget anything having
to do with margaritas.

251
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,642
What was his name?

252
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:46,645
You know, a restaurant
just seems so blah

253
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,613
and a day in the park is so cliche.

254
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,582
Pablo, yes.

255
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:54,419
Ugh, that would have
kept me up all night...

256
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,821
Just like Pablo.

257
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,757
- Mom!
- Sorry, sorry.

258
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,725
You know, I better go get Emma ready

259
00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,060
before that strumpet blows back in.

260
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,696
One prodigal mother diapered up

261
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,499
hey, mom just went in
to get her ready.

262
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:10,635
Ah, probably teaching her
how to spit up on me on command.

263
00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,039
But I'm not letting up
until I win her over.

264
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,374
How close am I to winning you over?

265
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,575
I can honestly say that I'm happy

266
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:18,943
that Emma's gonna get to know her mom.

267
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:20,578
Thanks.

268
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,514
I just wish there was some way
we could start over.

269
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:25,617
You know, that's a good idea,
starting over.

270
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,556
That's actually a really good idea.

271
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,893
You are a very smart girl.

272
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,661
Thank you.
I'll see you later.

273
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:43,768
Okay, she is all ready to go.

274
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,812
Happy hour...
or as I like to call it,

275
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,780
the dating buffet.

276
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:58,516
And tonight,
it is all-you-can-meet.

277
00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:00,685
All right, where were we?

278
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,588
"T," done.
Wow.

279
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,024
Nice job on terminating
those tattoos, by the way.

280
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:09,127
Yeah, it's a good thing
I had a two-for-one coupon.

281
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:13,498
All right,
now on to the letter "u."

282
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,533
New underwear, got 'em, wearing 'em,

283
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,534
- feeling good.
- Whoo.

284
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,603
- All right.
- "C," cocktails.

285
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,574
- Aah. What's next?
- Whoo.

286
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:26,111
Also known as
picking up a hot stranger.

287
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,846
It's my favorite step.

288
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,080
Oh.

289
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,483
I got this.

290
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,686
Hey, I'm Danny.

291
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,955
I'm trying to meet a girl
to help me get over my ex.

292
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,723
I used to have her name
tattooed on my wrist.

293
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,629
Oh my God, do you smell smoke?

294
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:48,166
I do... 'Cause you just
crashed and burned.

295
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,704
Oh, hey, Riley, nice to see you.

296
00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:55,473
Nice to see me?
Really?

297
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,642
So did Ben tell everyone I was naked?

298
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,879
Not everyone,
just me and the waitresses.

299
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:05,216
But he did leave you this.

300
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,185
Thanks.

301
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,791
Hey, riles, what's up?

302
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,459
I'm just hanging out
here at happy hour

303
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,127
fighting off the babes.
It's crazy.

304
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,630
Oh, that's nice, Danny.

305
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,632
Oh, my God.

306
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,699
Just when I think your brother

307
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,067
is the biggest idiot on the planet,

308
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:26,137
he turns around and
does something so sweet.

309
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,672
He's planned a scavenger hunt

310
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,041
of all the places
that mean something to us.

311
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,677
And the first place is where
he ditched me on the subway.

312
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,179
How cute is that?

313
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,080
Adorables.

314
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:38,216
I'll see you later.

315
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,655
Ben, hello?

316
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,658
Last clue says to meet you here.

317
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,060
Anyone?

318
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,905
Hey, it's me.

319
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,774
What we need to do is start over.

320
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:05,643
So if you're interested,
meet me in room 430

321
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,046
at the b street hotel.
I'll be waiting.

322
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,563
Oh, and wipe your feet
on the doormat...

323
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,198
Or as you like to call it,

324
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,601
- the baby dump.
- Okay, seriously, Mrs. Wheeler.

325
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:31,002
I carried Emma around for nine months

326
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,971
and shoved her out
with zero painkillers.

327
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,573
I'm pretty sure I can go solo
for a couple of hours.

328
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,575
All right.
All right, fine.

329
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,644
Yeah, I will just put Emma down

330
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,913
and then I will be on my way.

331
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,250
And by "on my way,"
I mean right across the alley

332
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,752
where I can see everything.

333
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,336
Hey, it's me.

334
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:09,641
So if you're interested,
meet me in room 430

335
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:12,210
at the b street hotel.
I'll be waiting.

336
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,764
This is going to be perfect.

337
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,634
<i>I felt this connection.</i>

338
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,637
- Believe in soul mates...
- Hey, Tucker, I did it.

339
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,740
I just met two flight
attendants over at the bar.

340
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,609
And then I was like,
"hey, maybe Tucker wants one."

341
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,644
O.M.G.,
I do want one.

342
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,282
Sorry it didn't work out.

343
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,784
They're staying at the hotel upstairs

344
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,018
and just invited us to their room

345
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,687
for a little after-party.

346
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,989
Hotel room, you know what that means.

347
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,725
Tiny fridge, tiny soaps,

348
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:04,696
yeah, they want us to meet them
up there in 10 minutes

349
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,698
in room 421.

350
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,033
Or was it 412?

351
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,069
- Wait, I wrote it on this napkin.
- Oh, good.

352
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,877
Wait a second!

353
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,716
Come in.

354
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:25,950
Ben?

355
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,688
Angela, what are you doing here?

356
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,957
Well, it's pretty clear
what you think I'm doing here.

357
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,860
God, and I thought you were
fast the first time.

358
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,795
What are you... what are
you doing? The shoes stay on.

359
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,863
You've got this all wrong.

360
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,064
But you said you wanted to start over.

361
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,299
That wasn't for you.
That was for ri...

362
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,768
God, what is going on here?

363
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,203
Riley, it's not as bad as it looks.

364
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,738
I'm talking about the situation

365
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,639
and not anything else
you might be looking at.

366
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,677
- I can't even.
- Riley, no, wait.

367
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,715
Please, it's all just
a big misunderstanding.

368
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,650
Obviously, I was in there
waiting for you.

369
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,419
- Naked?
- Well, in the spirit

370
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,955
of you showing me yours,
I thought I'd show you mine.

371
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,057
What is Angela doing here?

372
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,026
- I don't know what she's doing here?
- Oh, oh!

373
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,827
Look, there's a giant "r"

374
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,729
written in rose petals on the bed.

375
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,164
Angela doesn't even have an "r" in it.

376
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,699
<i>Three simple numbers.</i>

377
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,201
How could you not remember?
What is wrong with you?

378
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,704
Whoa, Ben!
Dude, get a room.

379
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,072
Yeah, I'm trying.

380
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:24,175
Okay, normally, I'd be
way more curious about this,

381
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,810
but you two haven't seen

382
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,913
a couple of hot stews
running around, have you?

383
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,015
No, I can't say that I have,
but you know what?

384
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:35,253
Excuse me, guys, we're kind of
in the middle of something here.

385
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,822
I don't know. It looks like
it might be at the end to me.

386
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,724
Oh, good, there you are.

387
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,094
Oh, honey, just because
you put it under a dome,

388
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:46,264
doesn't make it special.

389
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:49,734
Mom, what are you doing here?

390
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,403
I was worried that Angela
might have seen that message

391
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,771
you left for Riley on the laptop

392
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,339
and think it was for her.

393
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,841
I wanted to make sure
nothing went wrong

394
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,443
with you and Riley's special night.

395
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:01,512
Oh, no, no.
It's been magical.

396
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,548
Riley, just let me go grab my robe

397
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,949
and we can talk about this, okay?

398
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,484
No, don't close the door!

399
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,952
Oops.

400
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,455
Dude, seriously,

401
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,490
this is not a good look on you

402
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,425
coming or going.

403
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:28,473
Really? No one can even
lend me their shirt?

404
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:32,777
Remind me to never order
room service from this place.

405
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,759
Did you really make
a giant "r" out of rose petals?

406
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,461
Most certainly did.

407
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,230
So does that mean you forgive me?

408
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:55,032
Most certainly does.

409
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,034
Well, the good news
is we got past naked.

410
00:18:57,036 --> 00:19:02,173
Now we just have to try
and do it at the same time.

411
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:05,610
Maybe this was a bad idea.

412
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,478
How can you say that?

413
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,779
I don't know, it just...

414
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,314
it shouldn't be so hard.

415
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,350
Riley, we're meant to be together.

416
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,520
I know it and I think you do too.

417
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,321
It'll work itself out.
I promise.

418
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,123
What about Angela?

419
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,026
Angela has nothing to do with this.

420
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,228
She is just Emma's mom and that's it.

421
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,197
She's a non-factor.

422
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,932
I can't not let her see Emma.

423
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,534
I know, but obviously

424
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,569
she thinks something is going on.

425
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,905
I mean, she wants to start over...

426
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:36,307
otherwise she never would
have gone to that hotel room.

427
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,376
Hey, she's not dead.

428
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,812
It sounded funnier in my head.

429
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,080
I don't know.

430
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,351
Look, there's no rush.

431
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,487
Whenever or wherever or however

432
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,355
we finally do something special,

433
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,958
it's gonna be special
because it's you and me.

434
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,933
That was pretty special.

435
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:04,535
Oh, it's gonna get a lot
more special than that.

436
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,872
Just let me say goodnight to Emma.

437
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:08,973
All right.

438
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,477
Am I too late?

439
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,379
Shh, yeah, I think she's out.

440
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,481
Ben, I am so sorry.

441
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,083
Oh, it's okay.

442
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,451
We'll talk about it in the morning.

443
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,620
Okay.

444
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,494
<i>God, she's so beautiful.</i>

445
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,496
I can't believe we actually made her.

446
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,603
It amazes me every day.

447
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,250
To the Tucker system.

448
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:56,454
Turns out "k" stands for
"key" to Ben's hotel room.

449
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,222
Right.

450
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,191
What do you think is taking so long in there?

451
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,059
Who knows?

452
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,594
Girl stuff.

453
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,632
O.M.G.,
that bathtub is huge!

454
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,068
Hey, do you think Ben would mind

455
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,638
if we charged a few movies
to his credit card?

456
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,439
Why not?

457
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,241
It is his special night.