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Are you shitting me?!

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How can they do that?!

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And do you have to do that

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right goddamn now?!

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I actually don't
have to do it ever.

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And so I ask again,
why are you?!

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Mm-m.

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How can they seize
my penthouse?!

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Well A, they're the

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government, and B, ISIS owned

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that penthouse, so - Since when?

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Since this new thing
called always?

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It never struck you as odd

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that you lived there

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for ten years and never paid

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a dime in rent?!

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I just thought it was

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because I banged the landlord's

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wife when she dropped
off the key.

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But I realize now
that I was mistaken.

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Aw, what a scary new
feeling for you.

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Not as scary as having to live

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in Casa de Addams
Family with you two!

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Ugh, no, I'm just working here,

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not moving in.

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I was smart enough to put

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my apartment in Ron's name.

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We all could've hidden

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our assets if you'd warned us

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we were about to be
arrested for treason!

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Oh for the love, how
long are you going to

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throw that in my face? !

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Probably at least
through the weekend.

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Well, then you'll have

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to throw it from Miami.

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Wait, no, why, what's in --

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Miami.

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Besides ninety percent

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of all mosquitoes and
Cubans on earth?

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That sounds high.

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A buyer for twenty
kilos of our cocaine.

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Okay, now you sound high.

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And what did I say
about that horn? !

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Oh, you were serious?

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Did I not look serious? !

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Well maybe she couldn't tell,

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because you seemed
pretty serious just now,

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when you said you
set up a drug deal.

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How else are we
supposed to sell it?

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It's not like we can
have a yard sale.

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Yeah, Lana.

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Hello, people would steal it?

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I realize.

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We can't have a yard sale.

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Plus it's illegal?

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My point.

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Is how did you, Malory,
possibly, set up

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a major drug deal?

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Oh, don't worry about that...

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Kinda feel like I should.

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Just worry about not
screwing up this deal,

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because if it all goes well,

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my contact's people
may buy the rest.

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And the sooner we
sell this cocaine,

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the sooner we'll all
be set for life.

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And the sooner we

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can move out of this enormous,

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Gilded Age mansion.

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Which -- where the
hell is Woodhouse?

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In the pool.

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Hello?

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I've finished!

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Jesus Christ, how
long does it take him

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to move in?

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And so, the sooner
you go to Miami...

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Oh, I'm sorry, lemme
eat forty pounds of

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coke-filled rubbers,
and we're off.

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Don't be ridiculous
- Hello, pregnant?

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Dr. Krieger has devised a way

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to transport the
cocaine undetected.

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Oh, you were serious?

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Wh-? God! Dammit!

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Sometimes it's hard
to tell with you!

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And since Carol insists

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on keeping Ms. Gillette here

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as a voice coach... Do, re, mi,

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fa, so, la, teeeeee!

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No no no no no!

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Again!

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Do - And also since
he's crippled...

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And also since he's
crippled, Pam --

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will be going with you.

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Kinda like the third
Musketeer, huh? !

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Kinda.

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Hey Pam, relax, breathe

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you're doing fine...
But since that, um,

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special "plaster" in your cast

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can totally be absorbed
through the skin,

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you're probably gonna wanna try

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to minimize the sweating.

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Yeah, just think cool thoughts.

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Like eating mint chocolate
chip ice cream.

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In your refrigerated drawer.

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At the morgue.

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Do, re, mi, fa -- No! Again!

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My God, how I envy the deaf.

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I hope you're a better lawyer

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than she is a singer.

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I'd have to be.

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And I will be, I'm
pretty darn excited

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to be practicing law again.

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I mean, hopefully I won't have

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to defend anybody
in court, but --

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But there's always a
district attorney

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to blackmail, a
witness to coerce,

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a judge to bribe...
Bribe with what?

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The government seized the

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ISIS accounts, we're broke.

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Hopefully not for long.

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And when that drug money
starts pouring in,

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you'll be in charge
of laundering.

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I'll start looking
for a laundromat.

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Wh-?

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Money laundering, you ass!

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Oh, you mean as a front,

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because a laundromat

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is a cash-based business.

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Why don't I just leave that

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whole side of the
organization to you?

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Only if you promise

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to periodically micromanage it.

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And emasculate me.

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Cyril, I would have thought

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that goes without saying.

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Ugh!

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It smells like a skunk ape!

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Yeah, I'm hoping the mattresses

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are just mildewy, and not...

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Mildewy and dead-hookery.

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No, not the room.

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These.

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Casts smell bad when

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thing people know about!

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Yeah after six weeks,
not six hours!

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So listen, about this deal...
Hang on.

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Pam, chop chop, torso!

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Ugh, this smells like a kennel,

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but for dogs that are poor.

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Archer!

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What, smell it.

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Shut up, look your
mother's got the time

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in here, the place,
price per kilo...

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But there's nothing
about her contact,

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no picture, not even a name?

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What if this "person" is

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really a biker gang?

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Who gives a shit?

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Hang on.

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Legs!

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Lana, you and I, more me,

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were two of the best
secret agents in the

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world... We were rogues.

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Potato, puh-treason,

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whatever, but we've been

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up against terrorists,
assassins, the KGB,

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the IRA remember, North Korea,

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cyborgs, help me out...
Space pirates...

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Oh my God, I forgot

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about the space pirates!

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But the point is, we
are highly trained

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covert operatives with an

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extremely dangerous
set of skills --

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Pam, legs!

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-- and since the government

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has unjustly accused
us of treason,

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we are now forced to transfer

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those skills from espionage

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to criminal activity,

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kind of like the A-Team,
but we sell drugs.

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And you're okay with that.

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Are you not? !

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Lana, it's the A-Team
meets Scarface!

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That makes me...
Hannibal Montana?

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What the--? Pam? !

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Goddammit, tell me
you're not -- Pam !

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Stop eating it, dammit !

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Pam?

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Archer?

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He's okay!

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He's okay don't come in here

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don't come in here he's okay!

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Oh shit.

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What, I said don't come in here!

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No, Leon!

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No, I'm honestly
not judging you...

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Really, so this super-judgy

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feeling I'm feeling is just me

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feeling like you're super-judgy

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and that's me? !

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So, um, are you
hearing your words?

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Are you shitting me?

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I can't hear anything
over my har --

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tbeat, yerp, fired back up boop!

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It's just we're like,

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two days into this whole
drug cartel thing,

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and you're already
addicted to cocaine.

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Oh okay so I should
take life advice from

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an unwed mother? !

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With a dirty car? !

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Is he dead?

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No.

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He looks dead.

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He's not.

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I think he's dead.

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Pam?

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Mis amigas, por favor!

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Unghh... Is he a zombie?

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Pam!

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Sterling?

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Sterling can you hear me?

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Ramón? !

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Sí, mi amigo, soy yo!

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Wh-?

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You two know each other? !

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Sh-shut your h-hole,
am I d-dying?

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No, amigo, estas bien!

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But I'm s-so, c-co -- oh.

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Um... She insisted.

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So we could unfreeze
you in the future,

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once medical science had

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developed a cure for...
headsmash.

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And you... Acquiesced.

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She's all... coke-strong.

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So yes, I am your
mother's contact.

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After Fidel's hitmen
try to kill me --

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Ugh, Charles and
Rudi, those dicks.

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I wonder what ever happened

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Anyway! I go into
hiding, change my name,

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buy this business with some

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little money I borrow
from Mamá, and --

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Hey, how is your mother?

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Pff, como siempre.

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Y la tuya?

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Do, re --

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Jesus!

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Alright already!

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Thank you.

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Como siempre.

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So, she telephone me,

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ask if I know some maybe
people, I say yes,

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I know some maybe people,
and here we are.

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And, sorry, you're
getting out of this

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maybe what?

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Lana!

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He's helping a dear friend!

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Sí, claro.

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And also how you
say, a finder's fee?

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Five thousand a kilo.

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Oh.

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Because I want to
buy that place...

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Nice, eh?

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Is the best club in Miami.

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Uh, duh!

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Archer, what're you --

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Lana, we're gonna need
an office in Miami,

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and that office is gonna need

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to be a red leather banquette!

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Dios mío, that would
be increíble!

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You and me, together at last...

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Implying that you two
haven't ever, cough,

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been together, or...?

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00:09:44,142 --> 00:09:45,574
It was a mission, Lana!

273
00:09:45,576 --> 00:09:47,610
Ramón's Latino, so
he's comfortable

274
00:09:47,612 --> 00:09:48,778
expressing affection!

275
00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:50,212
It doesn't make him gay!

276
00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:50,880
Although I am.

277
00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:53,115
So go ahead, Lana, judge away!

278
00:09:53,117 --> 00:09:53,983
Right?

279
00:09:53,985 --> 00:09:54,984
I -- Pam shut up,

280
00:09:54,986 --> 00:09:56,052
and Archer you know better,

281
00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,453
I don't care about that.

282
00:09:57,455 --> 00:09:58,888
What I do care about are

283
00:09:58,890 --> 00:09:59,922
these buyers of yours, Ramón.

284
00:09:59,924 --> 00:10:01,223
Who are they?

285
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,625
Just some guys.

286
00:10:02,627 --> 00:10:04,160
We'll go see them, they're cool,

287
00:10:04,162 --> 00:10:05,161
dun't worry about it.

288
00:10:05,163 --> 00:10:06,495
Kinda feel like I should.

289
00:10:06,497 --> 00:10:07,730
Lana, Ramón vouches

290
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,598
for them, I vouch for him,

291
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,967
and you're embarrassing me!

292
00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:11,767
I am.

293
00:10:11,769 --> 00:10:15,304
Kachoooo!

294
00:10:15,306 --> 00:10:17,006
That's flour, by the way.

295
00:10:17,008 --> 00:10:18,741
I know.

296
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,277
Don't you think I know that? !

297
00:10:21,279 --> 00:10:24,347
I know it's bad, I'm
not ear-crippled!

298
00:10:24,349 --> 00:10:28,184
Well, then maybe
being a c -- Not a,

299
00:10:28,186 --> 00:10:29,418
the number one country music

300
00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,686
singer in all of America,

301
00:10:30,688 --> 00:10:31,754
and some of Canada!

302
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,991
what if maybe that
goal's not realistic?

303
00:10:34,993 --> 00:10:38,127
Or even unlaughable?

304
00:10:38,129 --> 00:10:40,496
Get out!

305
00:10:40,498 --> 00:10:41,297
Wait, seriously?

306
00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:43,766
Yes, they were very
clear, no guns.

307
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,501
But -- I gave mi palabra.

308
00:10:45,503 --> 00:10:47,336
Right, sorry, I -- Archer.

309
00:10:47,338 --> 00:10:50,206
Lana he gave his palabra!

310
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,007
If anything goes wrong

311
00:10:51,009 --> 00:10:53,042
I'm holding you responsible.

312
00:10:53,044 --> 00:10:59,482
Yeah, that'll teach me.

313
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,483
Tough day, huh?

314
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,618
The high point was
getting shot at.

315
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,154
It's so weird, I mean,
she's a billionaire,

316
00:11:05,156 --> 00:11:07,390
she could be anything,
a world traveler,

317
00:11:07,392 --> 00:11:09,125
an art collector...
A transatlantic

318
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,659
goddamn balloonist!

319
00:11:10,661 --> 00:11:12,194
So, why does she want

320
00:11:12,196 --> 00:11:14,130
to be a country singer so badly?

321
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,731
Besides being clinically insane.

322
00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:16,866
Yeah.

323
00:11:16,868 --> 00:11:20,703
Here's to the crazy ones.

324
00:11:20,705 --> 00:11:27,043
Um... Ugh, díos
mio, that stinks!

325
00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:29,578
It's not that bad!

326
00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:33,182
I mean it's not great, but...

327
00:11:33,184 --> 00:11:34,683
This is still some primo shit.

328
00:11:34,685 --> 00:11:37,686
Pam! Quit eating all
the goddamn cocaine!

329
00:11:37,688 --> 00:11:40,389
Yeah, save some for us, bitches!

330
00:11:40,391 --> 00:11:41,757
Charles and Rudi? !

331
00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:43,059
Wait, the hitmen? !

332
00:11:43,061 --> 00:11:44,660
Tranquilo, tranquilo!

333
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,561
It's okay!

334
00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:47,029
Yeah, we're like BFF's now.

335
00:11:47,031 --> 00:11:47,663
What? !

336
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,533
Well... here's your
fondue set, and...

337
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,034
was there only one blue fork?

338
00:11:52,036 --> 00:11:53,002
What the hell? !

339
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,937
And how is that tone necessary?

340
00:11:54,939 --> 00:11:55,938
Thank you.

341
00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:56,772
It's a fork.

342
00:11:56,774 --> 00:11:57,706
And there were two

343
00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:59,041
of each color and you know this

344
00:11:59,043 --> 00:12:00,342
as well as me because we stood

345
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,078
in my kitchen and counted.

346
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,413
Well then I apologize,
and I'll be happy

347
00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:07,516
to throw in another...
five dollars?

348
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,250
Eighty dollars.

349
00:12:08,252 --> 00:12:09,285
For a fork? !

350
00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:10,753
You can't buy only one

351
00:12:10,755 --> 00:12:12,221
you have to buy the whole set!

352
00:12:12,223 --> 00:12:13,622
Oh, that is such --

353
00:12:13,624 --> 00:12:15,458
okay okay, ya know what?

354
00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:16,292
Fine.

355
00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:17,126
We'll call it one million

356
00:12:17,128 --> 00:12:18,394
and eighty dollars!

357
00:12:18,396 --> 00:12:20,696
Well, there is a
small problem there.

358
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,631
What, we agreed on
fifty grand a kilo!

359
00:12:22,633 --> 00:12:24,800
I think we're probably
a little closer to

360
00:12:24,802 --> 00:12:26,802
nineteen and a half?

361
00:12:26,804 --> 00:12:28,871
Okay, couple Q's,
I'd love some A's.

362
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,207
One, what the hell
is that thing?

363
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,609
We made a body cast
out of the coke.

364
00:12:33,611 --> 00:12:35,611
But I tested it, it's very pure.

365
00:12:35,613 --> 00:12:38,447
Mmkay, two, how can
you eat a pound of

366
00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:39,448
cocaine and not be dead?

367
00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:42,651
I've actually never felt better!

368
00:12:42,653 --> 00:12:43,619
I hope that lasts.

369
00:12:43,621 --> 00:12:45,421
I'm sure it will,
okay here's the dilly

370
00:12:45,423 --> 00:12:46,288
and the sweets.

371
00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:47,556
We're gonna round that down

372
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,457
to nineteen kilos even,

373
00:12:48,459 --> 00:12:49,992
so I'll just take
back fifty grand...

374
00:12:49,994 --> 00:12:50,759
Way to go, Pam.

375
00:12:50,761 --> 00:12:52,294
And since the coke's
in the shape of

376
00:12:52,296 --> 00:12:54,063
a Poppin' Fresh costume,
and taintsweaty,

377
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,498
I'm taking off another fifty...

378
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,098
The hell you are!

379
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:56,832
Can I finish?

380
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,234
Can I finish?

381
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,002
Since Ramón gave his
word that you people

382
00:13:00,004 --> 00:13:02,104
wouldn't bring any guns...
We didn't,

383
00:13:02,106 --> 00:13:03,572
not even my underwear gun.

384
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,074
I gave mi palabra.

385
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,909
Well that's just terrific.

386
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,779
Because... we're gonna
go ahead and take

387
00:13:10,781 --> 00:13:12,648
the cocaine and the money.

388
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:13,949
Goddammit.

389
00:13:13,951 --> 00:13:15,451
And so, right about here

390
00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:18,287
is the part where I
hold you responsible.

391
00:13:18,289 --> 00:13:20,356
Oh my God the burden.

392
00:13:20,358 --> 00:13:22,825
you take the fondue
set Can I finish? !

393
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:23,792
And I'll take the fondue set.

394
00:13:23,794 --> 00:13:24,493
Because you were a total

395
00:13:24,495 --> 00:13:26,462
b-hole about the fork.

396
00:13:26,464 --> 00:13:29,598
It's not even real Le Creuset!

397
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,799
Ugh!

398
00:13:30,801 --> 00:13:31,700
Right?

399
00:13:31,702 --> 00:13:32,168
Of course it is real.

400
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:35,171
the outlet store
doesn't mean -- Ramón!

401
00:13:35,173 --> 00:13:35,971
What?

402
00:13:35,973 --> 00:13:38,974
Sterling, are you angry with me?

403
00:13:38,976 --> 00:13:44,413
Wait, you don't think
this is my fault? !

404
00:13:48,485 --> 00:13:49,852
Sterling, please!

405
00:13:49,854 --> 00:13:51,220
This is loco!

406
00:13:51,222 --> 00:13:53,522
No, Ramón, getting
my stolen money back

407
00:13:53,524 --> 00:13:56,692
isn't loco, it's --
Wait, what's the word

408
00:13:56,694 --> 00:13:57,726
for rational?

409
00:13:57,728 --> 00:13:58,727
Racional.

410
00:13:58,729 --> 00:13:59,562
Goddammit.

411
00:13:59,564 --> 00:14:02,398
What was loco was trusting you!

412
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,366
How can you say that? !

413
00:14:04,368 --> 00:14:06,168
To Ramón, Of all people!

414
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:08,404
Look, I don't know
what kind of "history"

415
00:14:08,406 --> 00:14:10,406
you two have together,
but -- History? !

416
00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:13,242
What're you trying
to -- that's crazy,

417
00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:14,710
we didn't even kiss!

418
00:14:14,712 --> 00:14:17,179
Zip!

419
00:14:17,181 --> 00:14:19,548
Do you even hear how
crazy you sound?

420
00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:20,349
Do you? !

421
00:14:20,351 --> 00:14:22,551
I dunno, yes, shut up.

422
00:14:22,553 --> 00:14:23,552
Ramón, I'm sorry but this whole

423
00:14:23,554 --> 00:14:25,421
thing is kinda your fault,

424
00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:26,388
so you're taking us to

425
00:14:26,390 --> 00:14:27,556
wherever Charles and Rudi

426
00:14:27,558 --> 00:14:28,891
are having a money fight

427
00:14:28,893 --> 00:14:32,027
with our million bucks.

428
00:14:32,029 --> 00:14:33,562
A million and eighty.

429
00:14:33,564 --> 00:14:35,598
Alright, uno rampageeo!

430
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,666
Okay, Lana, Votes we cut our

431
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,767
losses and go home.

432
00:14:38,769 --> 00:14:39,902
While reminding you,

433
00:14:39,904 --> 00:14:41,704
seemingly unnecessarily,

434
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,272
that she is pregnant.

435
00:14:43,274 --> 00:14:45,174
Oh my God, how long are
you gonna use that

436
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,408
for an excuse?

437
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:48,510
Probably at least
through childbirth.

438
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:53,349
Oh, you were serious?

439
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,252
Alright, I'm going home, but --

440
00:14:56,254 --> 00:14:57,419
What's her problem?

441
00:14:57,421 --> 00:14:59,188
Scotch.

442
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,923
And also maybe

443
00:15:00,925 --> 00:15:02,391
post-traumatic stress disorder,

444
00:15:02,393 --> 00:15:04,226
from listening to -- 40 miles

445
00:15:04,228 --> 00:15:08,063
of mountain road... Carol?

446
00:15:08,065 --> 00:15:09,064
Yep yep yep!

447
00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:11,233
But... how is that possible?

448
00:15:11,235 --> 00:15:12,768
I've got the whole
house wired up.

449
00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:15,604
Bedrooms, bathrooms, bathrooms,

450
00:15:15,606 --> 00:15:20,276
other bathrooms, the
swimming pool...

451
00:15:20,278 --> 00:15:21,777
I meant! Ass!

452
00:15:21,779 --> 00:15:22,611
Ow!

453
00:15:22,613 --> 00:15:25,414
How is she singing so... well?

454
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,949
Probably because she
doesn't know anyone's

455
00:15:26,951 --> 00:15:27,950
watching.

456
00:15:27,952 --> 00:15:29,451
You'd be amazed
what you people do

457
00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:31,553
when you think you're alone.

458
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:32,588
Cyril.

459
00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:34,657
Dammit Krieger, you -- ow!

460
00:15:34,659 --> 00:15:35,724
Turn it up!

461
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,327
40 miles of Gerogia clay...
Oh my God.

462
00:15:38,329 --> 00:15:40,829
This is exactly how I
pictured their house.

463
00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:43,732
Oh, wait until you see
inside, díos mio,

464
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,768
they just redid the kitchen.

465
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:46,468
Ahem.

466
00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:49,305
What, just because
you have no taste.

467
00:15:49,307 --> 00:15:50,973
Or patience, so if
you could hurry up

468
00:15:50,975 --> 00:15:51,940
and get our money --

469
00:15:51,942 --> 00:15:53,676
And cocaine and cocaine
get the cocai --

470
00:15:57,615 --> 00:15:59,481
Oh my God Lana, Lana,
you know what I could

471
00:15:59,483 --> 00:16:01,417
totally go for right now? !

472
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,418
Some cocaine?

473
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,118
Right? !

474
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,987
Popety, pop pop pop, pow.

475
00:16:04,989 --> 00:16:06,989
Did I tell you?

476
00:16:06,991 --> 00:16:09,258
Here, give me your gun.

477
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:13,262
Now push that button,
right there.

478
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,631
This is the best kitchen ever!

479
00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,499
Aww mercy, thank you...

480
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:18,467
Ya know, if we could go back in

481
00:16:18,469 --> 00:16:20,035
time there's a few
things we'd change...

482
00:16:20,037 --> 00:16:21,503
Goddammit... But overall

483
00:16:21,505 --> 00:16:22,171
we're pretty happy.

484
00:16:22,173 --> 00:16:23,138
Even though it's gonna be a

485
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,940
bitch to scrub your brains

486
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:25,808
out of the grout.

487
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,476
Charles, por favor!

488
00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:28,510
You have your cocaine,

489
00:16:28,512 --> 00:16:29,778
just give them their money!

490
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,481
Oh okay sure, we've
got it right here.

491
00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:33,849
Oh! Great, yes,

492
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,818
and we've got about a five hour

493
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,986
flight home, with Pam...

494
00:16:37,988 --> 00:16:41,156
Poppety pop pop, cocaine.

495
00:16:41,158 --> 00:16:43,525
So can you throw in
a pound of coke?

496
00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:44,727
Can I? !

497
00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:46,228
I only totally insist!

498
00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:48,497
Oh. So, you're being facetious.

499
00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:51,500
Extra-eemly, yes.

500
00:16:51,502 --> 00:16:53,535
A, the coke is gone... What? !

501
00:16:53,537 --> 00:16:54,203
What do you mean, gone? !

502
00:16:54,205 --> 00:16:56,205
Not gone gone,
you-know-who has it --

503
00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:57,473
Wh-? ! Ramón? !

504
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,474
Who is you-know-who? !

505
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,143
I, uh -- You still get your cut,

506
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,311
'cuz you-know who says good

507
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,545
job on you-know-what!

508
00:17:03,547 --> 00:17:04,480
What? !

509
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,248
Por qué no te callas? !

510
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:09,385
Ramón!

511
00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:15,858
Ramón!

512
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:21,063
Sterling... díos mio, I'm...
sorry.

513
00:17:21,065 --> 00:17:24,900
Sorry baby sorry
baby sorry baby...

514
00:17:24,902 --> 00:17:28,937
Lanaaa! get cocaaaaaaine!

515
00:17:28,939 --> 00:17:32,174
Oh, Sterling, I'm s-so c-cold...

516
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,675
What, like hearted?

517
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:34,676
Ramón, what the hell,

518
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,279
was this all a scam,
or -- No, I swear,

519
00:17:37,281 --> 00:17:40,048
is just muy complicado.

520
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:43,051
Sorry, I cannot
explain right now.

521
00:17:43,053 --> 00:17:43,886
Oh really? !

522
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:49,091
Why, because you're --
Dying, right, sorry.

523
00:17:49,093 --> 00:17:52,060
Take the money, God
knows you've earned it.

524
00:17:52,062 --> 00:17:57,633
All I ask, is one small favor...

525
00:17:57,635 --> 00:17:59,134
Before I die.

526
00:17:59,136 --> 00:18:02,438
Yes, Ramón, I'll do anything!

527
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,706
You name it kid,
savings bond, a puppy,

528
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,109
breastfeed you senseless...
just forgive me

529
00:18:07,111 --> 00:18:09,445
for what's about to happen.

530
00:18:15,718 --> 00:18:21,323
So, um, quick question...
Why the hell

531
00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:22,591
were you kissing him? !

532
00:18:22,593 --> 00:18:23,959
With what appeared
to be tongue...

533
00:18:23,961 --> 00:18:27,596
Because, I -- it was
muy complicado Lana!

534
00:18:27,598 --> 00:18:29,932
And the last wish
of a dying man!

535
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:30,966
Who you had a crush on.

536
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:34,269
I -- no, I -- go
smoke some menthols!

537
00:18:34,271 --> 00:18:36,271
Alright, Sterling, calm down.

538
00:18:36,273 --> 00:18:38,106
My God, it's not as if I care.

539
00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:39,641
As long -- As long as I brought

540
00:18:39,643 --> 00:18:40,476
back the money!

541
00:18:40,478 --> 00:18:41,610
Is that what you
were going to say? !

542
00:18:41,612 --> 00:18:42,644
Yes.

543
00:18:42,646 --> 00:18:43,612
And I don't have time for this,

544
00:18:43,614 --> 00:18:46,148
I have a country music
star to manage.

545
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:47,282
Says you!

546
00:18:47,284 --> 00:18:49,017
Says your contract, missy!

547
00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:49,952
Read it!

548
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,754
You read it!

549
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,290
Goddammit.

550
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:56,091
And, I'm sorry,

551
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,327
the money is where, exactly?

552
00:18:58,329 --> 00:19:00,796
Uh, in your masturbators,
you idiot.

553
00:19:00,798 --> 00:19:02,498
Oh, I'm the idiot?

554
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,665
I mean, historically...

555
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:04,500
Well I'm not the one

556
00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:05,801
who sold twenty kilos of coke

557
00:19:05,803 --> 00:19:07,703
for... Monopoly money!

558
00:19:07,705 --> 00:19:09,271
Huh? What?

559
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,372
It's counterfeit!

560
00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:12,107
Every last bill!

561
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,309
Son of a...!

562
00:19:14,311 --> 00:19:15,978
Sterling, you fool,

563
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,846
was this was all
just a huge set up!

564
00:19:17,848 --> 00:19:19,715
For what mother, a funeral? !

565
00:19:19,717 --> 00:19:21,383
They're all dead!

566
00:19:21,385 --> 00:19:24,653
Yeah, but... are they?

567
00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:27,489
We got out of there
in a hurry...

568
00:19:27,491 --> 00:19:28,857
Ramóoooon!

569
00:19:28,859 --> 00:19:31,527
Will you come on? !

570
00:19:31,529 --> 00:19:34,997
But the gunshots...
all the blood.

571
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,199
Blood packs and blanks.

572
00:19:37,201 --> 00:19:38,567
Even Ramón?

573
00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:40,702
Especially Ramón.

574
00:19:40,704 --> 00:19:43,205
I bet the whole
thing was his idea.

575
00:19:43,207 --> 00:19:44,206
Aha!

576
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:45,240
You're forgetting a key

577
00:19:45,242 --> 00:19:46,642
piece of the puzzle, Lana!

578
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,076
They'd already stolen our coke,

579
00:19:48,078 --> 00:19:49,811
and they had the money!

580
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:53,382
Why go to the trouble
of a fake shootout? !

581
00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:54,650
See what I'm saying?

582
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,885
But this way, we have
twenty kilos of pure,

583
00:19:56,887 --> 00:19:59,187
uncut, Colombian cocaine.

584
00:19:59,189 --> 00:19:59,988
Holy shit, yes!

585
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,890
Which we had already stolen,

586
00:20:01,892 --> 00:20:03,325
so we still would've had it!

587
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,160
Plus the counterfeit
million dollars,

588
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,395
which now we don't have!

589
00:20:06,397 --> 00:20:07,763
Ohhhhh... Like, fifty times

590
00:20:07,765 --> 00:20:09,364
I tried to explain this!

591
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:11,600
I see now, what you were saying.

592
00:20:11,602 --> 00:20:12,534
Ta-daaaaa!

593
00:20:12,536 --> 00:20:13,569
Jesus, it's like trying to

594
00:20:13,571 --> 00:20:16,672
explain particle physics to...
a particle.

595
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,508
Aha! But this way, my
way, Archer thinks

596
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,411
we are dead, so he will
never think to come

597
00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:25,847
looking for us again!

598
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,283
It was still a stupid,

599
00:20:28,285 --> 00:20:33,088
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid,