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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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You coming to bed, hon?
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Just finishing up my nightlies.
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Oh, honey.
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I wish you wouldn't shove a
retainer full of cake
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in your mouth every night.
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But then I wouldn't taste
sweet chocolate in my dreams.
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Plus, I don't want to
change my routine
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before a big day like tomorrow.
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What's happening tomorrow?
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Ah, that's top secret.
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But I can give you a hint.
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I'm "poisoning...
a Russian... assassin."
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Fine, don't tell me.
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Well, good night.
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Stan, you forgot.
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It's Perfect Husband Time.
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Oh, right,
the 20 seconds per month
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I allot to your concerns.
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Go!!!
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Okay, uh-uh-um...
I-I-I saw
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another stray dog today, Stan.
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I was wondering
if we could adopt--
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Pass.
Okay, uh-uh-um...
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My parents asked if they could
see their children this year.
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Pass. Ten seconds down.
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I-I rented The Notebook.
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Can we please, please, please
Three, two, one.
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watch it tomorrow night?
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Oh... unfortunately
we've run out of time.
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But, you won't be
leaving empty-handed.
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All of our contestants
go home with a parting gift.
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Beep beep.
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Hey, brother, spare a quarter?
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"Spare" money, never
understood that.
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Now, if you want
to earn some money,
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I have noticed that my
shoelace is untied.
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So I'll offer you a nickel
to tie it for me.
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Here's a quarter.
Thanks.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
I said a nickel.
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I got change coming.
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I don't have any.
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No change?!
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This is how you
run a business?!
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Excuse me, where did you
get your shoelace tied?
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I do it myself, ma'am.
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- Sugar?
- I don't drink sugar.
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Damn it!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Congratulations, Smith.
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Wait, what's going on?
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That was your 100th kill.
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Get out of town.
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We all wanted
to be here for it.
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Well, thank you, sir.
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But I think
I only have 99 kills.
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We're counting
that agent who died
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when you refused to
give him some bone marrow.
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Even though you were
a perfect match.
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Happy 100th, Stan.
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It's not my birthday, dumb-ass.
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No! I meant a hundred--
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And a hundred.
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I look 40, tops.
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You look a hundred.
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Do-do-doesn't
Dick look a hundred?
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You do look old, Dick.
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No retainer full of
cake tonight, sweetie?
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Time to leave that
boyish tradition behind.
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I've killed a hundred people.
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I'm a man now.
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A hundred people?
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Plus I had 11 pieces
of cake at my party,
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and I threw up all over
the elevator buttons.
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Good morning, sweetie.
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What...?
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What are you smiling for?
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Why am I covered in cake?
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, hoy, you were so cute.
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You were sleepwalking.
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And I walked downstairs
and got some cake?
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That's not all you did.
What?!
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You sat me down and insisted
we watch The Notebook.
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I did not watch The Notebook.
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Boy, did you cry
when Noah bought
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the abandoned house
on the lake.
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Only because it fulfilled
Allie's lifelong dream.
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Oh, my God, I watched
The Notebook!
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What the hell is this?!
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That's Rashes.
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Our shelter dog.
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You adopted him last night.
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Why's he named Rashes?
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Ah! Oh, gross! Ah!
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Something terrible
happened to me!
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I have to see Dr. Penguin!
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Which one do you think, Stan?
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I'm leaning towards lilac.
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Roger, I don't want
to talk to Madam Buttercup!
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Oh, that's a good name.
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Okay, okay. Go lie on the couch.
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Dr. Penguin, it's terrible.
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Last night, I was sleepwalking
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and I did all these
horribly nice things.
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Nice things, eh?
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Seems like someone's
conscience is coming out.
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Of the closet?
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I don't have a conscience.
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Let alone a gay conscience.
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No conscience?
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Yeah. That's how
I'm so great at my job.
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Hmm. Often when you sleepwalk,
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the part of you
that you keep hidden
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finds its way to the surface.
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Did you rub poo on your shirt?
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What? God, no,
it's cake.
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Poo cake?
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I'm putting poo cake
in your file.
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Wait, no. Is that
my permanent record?
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This is just a straw.
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Anyway, I usually do
eat cake before bed,
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but last night I didn't.
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And then you sleepwalked
to the kitchen and ate some.
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It's simple,
you're a man of habit.
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Just go back to
eating cake before bed
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and everything
will go back to normal.
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Okay, that makes sense.
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There ya go.
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Well, we've got
40 minutes left.
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You want to hold my feet
while I try to do a sit-up?
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Ah... forget it.
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Have you seen Rashes?
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Oh, I gave him to a family.
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Well, I-I guess you
could call them a family.
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There was a man,
he was like the father.
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There was no mom and no kids,
but a couple other men.
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So, like four dads.
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And they all worked
at a Korean restaurant.
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Mmm. What a sleep.
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Thank you, cake. Oh!
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Good, you're awake.
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Well, wait.
How did I get here?
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You came in the middle
of the night to answer our ad...
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and our prayers.
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Wait, ad for what?
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To be director of the orphanage!
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The orphans can't wait
to meet you.
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But I-I was sleepwalking.
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I thought maybe you were.
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But you're also
the only applicant
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who didn't play with himself
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while he examined
the children's files.
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Well, I-I don't know
if I deserve this
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just for taking a job.
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Well... you did pay off
the loan on our bus.
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I what?!
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Huh, now, did I give you
any of my contact information?
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Like, like how to find me
if I were to suddenly disappear?
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Not yet.
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If you'd like to
come to my office--
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What is going on?!
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Why do you keep doing
nice things in your sleep?
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Because you're a nice man.
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That's why you adopted me...
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Daddy.
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Oh, no, what have I done?!
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Oh, thank God. It turned green.
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Are you sure
you need more coffee?
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You haven't slept in two days.
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I can't sleep.
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Who knows what
sleepwalking me will do.
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Probably something really nice.
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Hey, I'm nice, too.
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But in metered doses.
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The sleepwalking
version of me is too nice.
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He's like Michael Keaton nice.
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Michael Keaton?
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He didn't have to
pose for that picture.
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Honey, you're all frazzled.
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You need some sleep.
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All right,
five-minute power nap.
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I'm setting an alarm,
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but don't let me sleep
a minute longer.
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Got it.
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"Dear Stan, I'll need
more than five minutes
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"to do all the good deeds
I have planned.
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So I drugged your coffee.
Night, night."
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What the hell?!
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Sleeping pills?!
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Was I sleepwalking?!
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And did you let me
put these pills
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in my own coffee?!
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And then let me drink it?!
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Yeah. It was exciting.
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What else do I have going on?
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What do you call
one of these places?
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Where we are now?
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A home?
No kiddin'!
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After you went back to sleep,
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you opened a soup kitchen
in our living room.
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We fed 50 people today, Dad.
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Damn it.
Don't be so hard on yourself, Dad.
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Next time,
we'll feed a hundred.
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Is anyone peeing here?
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Yes.
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Smith, we've received word that
a Belgian terrorist is in town,
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and I want you to kill him.
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Smith, are you falling asleep?
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Ah, sorry sir,
just a little tired.
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Oh, not to worry.
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I've got some cocaine
right here.
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But... i-isn't that illegal?
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Ah... okay. You think
cocaine is a problem.
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But I've done it for 32 years.
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See, I'm part of a group of
responsible cocaine users.
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We adhere to strict rules
to ensure things don't
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get out of control.
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Rules, sir?
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It's not used to feel good.
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Not for base pleasure,
certainly.
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It's a medicine
to improve our lives,
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like penicillin or opium.
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Uh, I-I think I'll just
get some shuteye.
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Of course, of course.
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Perhaps opium
is more your speed.
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See, I'm also part of a group
of responsible opium users.
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Actually, I'm just gonna
go do my mission.
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More for me, then.
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Would you mind locking my door
on the way out?
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Yes, sir.
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I can play the bass solo
to "My Generation."
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Bum-didabum-dibum- dibum-bum-bum...
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Bum-didabum-dibum-
dibum-bum-bum...
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Where are you off to,
shiny briefcase?
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To kill another terrorist.
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Oh. There's something
you might want to see first.
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So, your sleepwalking self
came to me earlier.
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Oh, hi, awake Stan.
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I didn't see you there.
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I was just reading my favorite
best seller, The Bible.
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We shot this in
a home you built
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for Habitat for Humanity.
Shh.
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I thought it was about time
we had a little chat.
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You see, I'm your conscience.
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You killed a hundred people
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and I'm not letting you kill
anyone ever again.
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Plus, I'm gonna keep doing
everything I can
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to make up for what you've done.
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That's great.
You're really digging deep
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and I'm proud of you.
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Now, there's just
the issue of your payment.
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I'm sorry, I'm tapped out.
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I keep giving away money.
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00:11:00,103 --> 00:11:03,139
Well... I accept
several forms of payment.
261
00:11:03,173 --> 00:11:05,208
Whoa-ho! Don't need
to see that!
262
00:11:05,242 --> 00:11:06,943
From here on out,
it's just bookkeeping.
263
00:11:06,977 --> 00:11:09,478
This goody-goody
thinks he runs my life.
264
00:11:09,513 --> 00:11:10,613
He can't stop me!
265
00:11:15,352 --> 00:11:16,686
So... just like that?
266
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,920
Mmm, higher.
267
00:11:17,955 --> 00:11:19,255
You turned the
camera off, right?
268
00:11:19,289 --> 00:11:20,523
Don't talk! Don't talk.
269
00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:34,203
If I'm gonna pull
this off, I got to be sharp.
270
00:11:34,238 --> 00:11:36,305
So, just a little shuteye.
271
00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:38,341
But I'll be damned
if I'm gonna let sleepwalking me
272
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,475
screw up my mission.
273
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,980
I left an envelope
at the front desk.
274
00:11:44,014 --> 00:11:46,182
Have a bellboy bring it to me
in 25 minutes.
275
00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,835
Just as I planned...
276
00:12:11,675 --> 00:12:14,043
Couldn't get the bed
through the door, huh?
277
00:12:14,077 --> 00:12:16,312
Sorry, buttmunch. I win.
278
00:12:28,091 --> 00:12:30,026
What the hell?
279
00:12:35,632 --> 00:12:36,899
Gummy bears?!
280
00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:38,367
He replaced my bullets
281
00:12:38,402 --> 00:12:40,536
with gummy bears
from the minibar.
282
00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:42,271
That's gonna cost me
seven dollars!
283
00:12:42,306 --> 00:12:43,839
Oh, he left money.
284
00:12:43,874 --> 00:12:45,207
Well, I can't be mad about--
285
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,409
Wait, that's my money!
286
00:12:48,946 --> 00:12:51,047
All right, this Belgian
is not going to
287
00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:52,515
slip through our fingers again.
288
00:12:52,549 --> 00:12:56,285
We have intel that he's planning
an attack on the downtown IHOP.
289
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,121
And this is a
very important IHOP to me.
290
00:12:59,156 --> 00:13:01,390
It's where I saw the kid
from The Blind Side.
291
00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:03,926
Sir, sir! I know you're
assigning a wet team
292
00:13:03,961 --> 00:13:05,161
to take out
the Belgian terrorist.
293
00:13:05,195 --> 00:13:06,929
But I want to be
the one to do it.
294
00:13:06,964 --> 00:13:07,930
Forget it, Smith.
295
00:13:07,965 --> 00:13:09,865
You had your chance
and you blew it.
296
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:12,201
And you bought some
really expensive candy.
297
00:13:12,235 --> 00:13:13,235
But you don't understand!
298
00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:14,804
I have to do this!
299
00:13:14,838 --> 00:13:17,807
I have to prove to someone that
he can't stop me from killing.
300
00:13:17,841 --> 00:13:20,543
Who?
Well, it's... it's me.
301
00:13:20,577 --> 00:13:22,945
It's hard to explain,
but there's a part of me
302
00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:24,780
that doesn't want me
to kill anymore.
303
00:13:24,815 --> 00:13:26,382
Is it the same part of you
304
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,584
that forgot to pull up
his fly this morning?
305
00:13:28,618 --> 00:13:29,752
Uhp, sorry.
306
00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:31,687
Leave it, Smith.
307
00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:37,059
Yes... that's very nice.
308
00:13:37,094 --> 00:13:38,928
But this is very concerning.
309
00:13:38,962 --> 00:13:40,863
If you can't
bring yourself to kill,
310
00:13:40,897 --> 00:13:43,632
then there's no longer
a place for you at the CIA.
311
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,633
I'm afraid you're fired.
312
00:13:44,668 --> 00:13:45,501
Fired?!
313
00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:46,936
Yes. And from now on,
314
00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:48,537
if you see me on the street,
315
00:13:48,572 --> 00:13:51,574
understand that I'll have
to pretend I don't know you.
316
00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:53,609
It'll look something like this.
317
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,527
I'm really up a creek,
Dr. Penguin.
318
00:14:02,647 --> 00:14:04,701
Wait, hold that thought.
319
00:14:05,995 --> 00:14:07,295
Ah, I can never get this.
320
00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:09,164
Is it too cool in here?
I'm fine.
321
00:14:09,198 --> 00:14:11,733
But are you... are you close
to not being fine, maybe?
322
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:12,767
Like, on the cool side?
323
00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:13,802
I'll turn it up.
324
00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:15,603
I got to get a
digital one of these.
325
00:14:15,638 --> 00:14:17,405
I got to get in
the 21st century.
326
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,440
I got to join up.
327
00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:23,645
I know I'm going to be
too warm in a minute.
328
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:24,813
So, did you kill
that terrorist?
329
00:14:24,847 --> 00:14:28,049
No. Sleepwalking Stan
got in the way.
330
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,485
And now that I can't kill,
Bullock fired me.
331
00:14:31,654 --> 00:14:34,155
Looks like my
goody two-shoes side won.
332
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:36,024
Not necessarily.
333
00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:37,025
What do you mean?
334
00:14:37,059 --> 00:14:38,226
Well, your conscience says
335
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:40,161
he's not going to
let you kill again.
336
00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:42,197
So, all you have to do
is kill someone
337
00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:44,432
and he'll realize you're
the one calling the shots
338
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,301
and he'll have to
leave you alone forever.
339
00:14:46,335 --> 00:14:48,036
But I can't kill
that terrorist.
340
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,337
I'm not in the CIA anymore.
341
00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:50,605
Forget the terrorist.
342
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:53,241
You just have to find
any bad guy and kill him.
343
00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:54,709
Then you'll be back
to your old self
344
00:14:54,743 --> 00:14:55,844
and you can get your job back.
345
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:57,979
I suppose, but who can I kill?
346
00:14:58,013 --> 00:15:00,348
Well, just off
the top of my head,
347
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:01,850
Jeff Watley.
Who's that?
348
00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:02,851
Real bad guy.
349
00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:03,985
Worst of the worst.
350
00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:05,019
Just awful.
351
00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:06,120
Come on, I'll
explain on the way.
352
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,356
This Watley's a real sicko.
353
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:11,226
Got nabbed for sex trafficking
in Lower Manhattan
354
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:12,260
right after 9/11.
355
00:15:12,294 --> 00:15:13,895
He was running a
kiddie porn ring,
356
00:15:13,929 --> 00:15:16,030
but before the Feds
could drop the net on him,
357
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:18,032
he moved the whole
operation to Nova Scotia,
358
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,767
where it's nice and legal.
359
00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:21,269
So, he's got it coming.
360
00:15:21,303 --> 00:15:22,704
Oh, it doesn't stop there.
361
00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:25,607
Guy starts moving drugs
between Nogales and Tucson.
362
00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:27,542
This case actually
goes to trial,
363
00:15:27,576 --> 00:15:29,677
but Benton was
on the bench, so...
364
00:15:29,712 --> 00:15:30,833
need I say more?
365
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,347
Only if you want me
to understand.
366
00:15:35,618 --> 00:15:37,318
Okay. With this guy,
you're going to want
367
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,454
to shoot him in the face
and ask questions later.
368
00:15:39,488 --> 00:15:40,989
Very bad person.
369
00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:43,324
All right, we're here.
370
00:15:44,393 --> 00:15:45,627
Take whatever you want!
371
00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:46,828
Please don't hurt me!
372
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,364
It's payback time,
you son of a bitch!
373
00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:50,665
What?!
374
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,200
Hey... I remember you.
375
00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:54,235
You're that guy
who freaked out when I got
376
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,271
the last pretzel at Wetzel's,
like, two weeks ago.
377
00:15:56,305 --> 00:15:57,639
What are you
waiting for?! Kill him!
378
00:15:57,673 --> 00:15:59,440
Pretzel?
379
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,476
What about all that horrible
stuff you said he did?
380
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:02,543
I was lying.
381
00:16:02,578 --> 00:16:03,811
But it doesn't change the fact
382
00:16:03,846 --> 00:16:05,079
that once you kill this guy
383
00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:06,748
you'll be free
of your conscience.
384
00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:08,216
And I'll have my vengeance.
385
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,351
No, Roger, it doesn't
work like that.
386
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,087
I only kill to protect my
country and people I love.
387
00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:15,456
I only kill because I have to.
388
00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:16,824
Wait a minute.
389
00:16:16,859 --> 00:16:19,327
What if sleepwalking me
had to kill?
390
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,530
What are you talking about?
391
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,033
Well, the terrorist is
planning to blow up an IHOP.
392
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,670
So, I just need to put everyone
sleepwalking Stan loves
393
00:16:28,704 --> 00:16:32,073
into that IHOP, fall asleep,
and make sleepwalking Stan
394
00:16:32,107 --> 00:16:33,942
kill the terrorist himself.
395
00:16:33,976 --> 00:16:35,043
If he refuses,
396
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,844
he'll have to see
everyone he loves
397
00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:38,513
get blown to pieces.
398
00:16:38,547 --> 00:16:40,214
Seems like a perfect plan to me.
399
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,950
But then again, I've only had
three hours of sleep
400
00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:43,284
in the last week and a half.
401
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,321
I even offered you the pretzel!
402
00:16:46,355 --> 00:16:48,056
Yeah, after you
drowned it in mustard!
403
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,324
This isn't over, Watley!
404
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,999
Come on, guys, it's time to eat.
405
00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:48,649
There you are, Stan.
406
00:17:48,684 --> 00:17:51,085
Why did you want us
to meet you at an IHOP?
407
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,587
Oh, good, you came.
408
00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:54,389
There's no way he'll
let you guys die.
409
00:17:54,423 --> 00:17:55,723
Um... what?
410
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:57,525
Just sit tight,
you're going to love this.
411
00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:01,763
This IHOP has desecrated
412
00:18:01,797 --> 00:18:02,964
the Belgian waffle
413
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,699
for the last time!
414
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:07,835
What you call the
"Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity"
415
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:10,805
I call spitting in the face
of my countrymen!
416
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,507
But that's served with pancakes.
417
00:18:12,541 --> 00:18:14,275
Shut up, pig dog!
418
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,613
Oh, no!
419
00:18:18,647 --> 00:18:19,947
Save us, Stan!
420
00:18:19,982 --> 00:18:21,282
You got it, babe.
421
00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:22,283
Good night.
422
00:18:25,654 --> 00:18:28,022
Ah, oh, what's going on?
423
00:18:32,628 --> 00:18:35,296
Oh, I'm at IHOP
with everyone I love!
424
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,831
What a perfect Sunday.
425
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,667
Dad, that crazy French guy
is going to kill us all!
426
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:40,968
Y-You got to stop him!
427
00:18:44,139 --> 00:18:46,207
But that's not me.
428
00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:47,341
I can't kill anyone.
429
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,509
You have to, Dad!
430
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,044
You have to save us!
431
00:18:50,079 --> 00:18:51,579
But I... I can't.
432
00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:53,548
It's... it's wrong.
433
00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:56,250
Not when you're protecting
your loved ones.
434
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:57,852
For Belgium!
435
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:17,405
Oh, good, I didn't
have to kill him.
436
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,141
Mister, no!
What are you doing?!
437
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,679
Please, don't make me do it!
438
00:19:27,015 --> 00:19:28,983
Come on, now. I'm-I'm
giving you a chance here.
439
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,920
This is terrible.
440
00:19:32,955 --> 00:19:35,022
You're hurting us both,
almost equally.
441
00:19:35,057 --> 00:19:36,357
Nobody's winning here.
442
00:19:36,391 --> 00:19:37,558
This is awful.
443
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,193
Oh, man, he's still reaching!
444
00:19:39,228 --> 00:19:40,428
Aw, gee whiz.
445
00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:43,831
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God!
446
00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:46,601
Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
447
00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:49,003
It's over.
448
00:19:50,572 --> 00:19:52,406
I won't have what he's having.
449
00:19:57,479 --> 00:19:59,847
Yes, sir. Thank you.
450
00:19:59,882 --> 00:20:01,015
Well, that was Bullock.
451
00:20:01,049 --> 00:20:03,484
He was calling me
to offer my job back and...
452
00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:05,119
two pounds of mushrooms.
453
00:20:05,154 --> 00:20:06,721
That's great, honey!
454
00:20:06,755 --> 00:20:08,589
And I hope
you said yes to both.
455
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,590
Sleep well.
456
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,025
Oh, I will.
457
00:20:11,059 --> 00:20:14,395
I don't think my conscience is
going to bother me anymore.
458
00:20:14,429 --> 00:20:16,164
Good night.
459
00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:30,178
What are you doing here?
460
00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:31,612
I thought I got rid of you.
461
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,613
Oh, no.
462
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,048
You got me to kill a man.
463
00:20:34,082 --> 00:20:35,516
And now I understand
464
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:38,119
that the world's not as
black-and-white as I thought.
465
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,654
It's gray.
466
00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:42,523
That's why it takes two of us
to ride through this world.
467
00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,358
So... we're partners?
468
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:45,826
Till the bitter end.
469
00:20:45,861 --> 00:20:47,094
All right, then, friend.
470
00:20:47,129 --> 00:20:48,729
Put 'er there!
471
00:20:50,252 --> 00:20:52,186
Hyah!
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
472
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:53,954
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God!
473
00:20:53,989 --> 00:21:03,714
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