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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
web dl sync snarry
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You coming to bed, hon?
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Just finishing up my nightlies.
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Oh, honey.
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I wish you wouldn't shove a
retainer full of cake
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in your mouth every night.
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But then I wouldn't taste
sweet chocolate in my dreams.
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Plus, I don't want to change my routine
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before a big day like tomorrow.
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What's happening tomorrow?
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That's top secret.
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But I can give you a hint.
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I'm "poisoning...
a Russian... assassin."
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Fine, don't tell me.
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Well, good night.
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Stan, you forgot.
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It's Perfect Husband Time.
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Oh, right, the 20 seconds per month
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I allot to your concerns.
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Go!
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Okay, -um...
I-I-I saw
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another stray dog today, Stan.
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I was wondering if we could adopt...
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Pass.
Okay, -um...
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My parents asked if they could
see their children this year.
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Pass. Ten seconds down.
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I-I rented The Notebook.
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Can we please, please, please
Three, two, one.
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watch it tomorrow night?
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Oh... unfortunately
we've run out of time.
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But, you won't be
leaving empty-handed.
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All of our contestants
go home with a parting gift.
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Beep beep.
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Hey, brother, spare a quarter?
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"Spare" money, never understood that.
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Now, if you want to earn some money,
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I have noticed that my shoelace is untied.
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So I'll offer you a nickel
to tie it for me.
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Here's a quarter.
Thanks.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I said a nickel.
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I got change coming.
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I don't have any.
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No change?!
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This is how you run a business?!
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Excuse me, where did you
get your shoelace tied?
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I do it myself, ma'am.
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- Sugar?
- I don't drink sugar.
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Damn it!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Congratulations, Smith.
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Wait, what's going on?
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That was your 100th kill.
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Get out of town.
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We all wanted to be here for it.
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Well, thank you, sir.
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But I think I only have 99 kills.
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We're counting that agent who died
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when you refused to
give him some bone marrow.
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Even though you were a perfect match.
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Happy 100th, Stan.
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It's not my birthday, dumb-ass.
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No! I meant a hundred...
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And a hundred.
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I look 40, tops.
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You look a hundred.
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Do-do-doesn't
Dick look a hundred?
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You do look old, Dick.
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No retainer full of cake tonight, sweetie?
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Time to leave that
boyish tradition behind.
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I've killed a hundred people.
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I'm a man now.
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A hundred people?
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Plus I had 11 pieces of cake at my party,
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and I threw up all over
the elevator buttons.
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Good morning, sweetie.
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What...?
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What are you smiling for?
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Why am I covered in cake?
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, hoy, you were so cute.
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You were sleepwalking.
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And I walked downstairs and got some cake?
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That's not all you did.
What?!
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You sat me down and insisted
we watch The Notebook.
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I did not watch The Notebook.
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Boy, did you cry when Noah bought
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the abandoned house on the lake.
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Only because it fulfilled
Allie's lifelong dream.
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Oh, my God, I watched The Notebook!
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What the hell is this?!
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That's Rashes.
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Our shelter dog.
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You adopted him last night.
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Why's he named Rashes?
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Oh, gross!
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Something terrible happened to me!
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I have to see Dr. Penguin!
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Which one do you think, Stan?
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I'm leaning towards lilac.
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Roger, I don't want
to talk to Madam Buttercup!
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Oh, that's a good name.
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Okay, okay. Go lie on the couch.
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Dr. Penguin, it's terrible.
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Last night, I was sleepwalking
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and I did all these horribly nice things.
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Nice things?
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Seems like someone's
conscience is coming out.
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Of the closet?
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I don't have a conscience.
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Let alone a gay conscience.
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No conscience?
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Yeah. That's how
I'm so great at my job.
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Often when you sleepwalk,
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the part of you that you keep hidden
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finds its way to the surface.
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Did you rub poo on your shirt?
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What? God, no,
it's cake.
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Poo cake?
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I'm putting poo cake in your file.
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Wait, no. Is that
my permanent record?
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This is just a straw.
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Anyway, I usually do eat cake before bed,
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but last night I didn't.
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And then you sleepwalked
to the kitchen and ate some.
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It's simple, you're a man of habit.
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Just go back to eating cake before bed
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and everything will go back to normal.
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Okay, that makes sense.
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There ya go.
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Well, we've got 40 minutes left.
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You want to hold my feet
while I try to do a sit-up?
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Forget it.
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Have you seen Rashes?
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Oh, I gave him to a family.
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Well, I-I guess you
could call them a family.
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There was a man, he was like the father.
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There was no mom and no kids,
but a couple other men.
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So, like four dads.
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And they all worked
at a Korean restaurant.
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What a sleep.
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Thank you, cake. Oh!
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Good, you're awake.
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Well, wait.
How did I get here?
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You came in the middle
of the night to answer our ad...
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and our prayers.
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Wait, ad for what?
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To be director of the orphanage!
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The orphans can't wait to meet you.
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But I-I was sleepwalking.
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I thought maybe you were.
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But you're also the only applicant
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who didn't play with himself
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while he examined the children's files.
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Well, I-I don't know
if I deserve this
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just for taking a job.
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Well... you did pay off
the loan on our bus.
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I what?!
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Now, did I give you
any of my contact information?
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Like, like how to find me
if I were to suddenly disappear?
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Not yet.
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If you'd like to come to my office...
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What is going on?!
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Why do you keep doing
nice things in your sleep?
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Because you're a nice man.
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That's why you adopted me...
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Daddy.
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Oh, no, what have I done?!
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Oh, thank God. It turned green.
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Are you sure you need more coffee?
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You haven't slept in two days.
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I can't sleep.
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Who knows what sleepwalking me will do.
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Probably something really nice.
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Hey, I'm nice, too.
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But in metered doses.
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The sleepwalking
version of me is too nice.
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He's like Michael Keaton nice.
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Michael Keaton?
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He didn't have to pose for that picture.
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Honey, you're all frazzled.
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You need some sleep.
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All right,
five-minute power nap.
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I'm setting an alarm,
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but don't let me sleep a minute longer.
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Got it.
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"Dear Stan, I'll need
more than five minutes
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"to do all the good deeds I have planned.
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So I drugged your coffee.
Night, night."
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What the hell?!
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Sleeping pills?!
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Was I sleepwalking?!
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And did you let me put these pills
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in my own coffee?!
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And then let me drink it?!
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Yeah. It was exciting.
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What else do I have going on?
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What do you call one of these places?
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Where we are now?
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A home?
No kiddin'!
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After you went back to sleep,
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you opened a soup kitchen
in our living room.
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We fed 50 people today, Dad.
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Damn it.
Don't be so hard on yourself, Dad.
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Next time, we'll feed a hundred.
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Is anyone peeing here?
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Yes.
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Smith, we've received word that
a Belgian terrorist is in town,
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and I want you to kill him.
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Smith, are you falling asleep?
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Sorry sir, just a little tired.
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Oh, not to worry.
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I've got some cocaine right here.
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But... i-isn't that illegal?
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Okay. You think
cocaine is a problem.
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But I've done it for 32 years.
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See, I'm part of a group of
responsible cocaine users.
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We adhere to strict rules
to ensure things don't
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get out of control.
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Rules, sir?
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It's not used to feel good.
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Not for base pleasure, certainly.
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It's a medicine to improve our lives,
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like penicillin or opium.
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I-I think I'll just
get some shuteye.
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Of course, of course.
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Perhaps opium is more your speed.
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See, I'm also part of a group
of responsible opium users.
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Actually, I'm just gonna go do my mission.
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More for me, then.
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Would you mind locking my door
on the way out?
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Yes, sir.
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I can play the bass solo
to "My Generation."
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Bum-didabum-dibum-dibum-bum-bum...
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Bum-didabum-dibum-
dibum-bum-bum...
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Where are you off to, shiny briefcase?
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To kill another terrorist.
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Oh. There's something
you might want to see first.
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So, your sleepwalking self
came to me earlier.
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Oh, hi, awake Stan.
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I didn't see you there.
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I was just reading my favorite
best seller, The Bible.
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We shot this in a home you built
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for Habitat for Humanity.
Shh.
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I thought it was about time
we had a little chat.
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You see, I'm your conscience.
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You killed a hundred people
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and I'm not letting you kill
anyone ever again.
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Plus, I'm gonna keep doing
everything I can
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to make up for what you've done.
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That's great.
You're really digging deep
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and I'm proud of you.
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Now, there's just
the issue of your payment.
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I'm sorry, I'm tapped out.
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I keep giving away money.
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Well... I accept
several forms of payment.
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Whoa-ho! Don't need
to see that!
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From here on out, it's just bookkeeping.
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This goody-goody
thinks he runs my life.
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He can't stop me!
265
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,386
So... just like that?
266
00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:20,620
Higher.
267
00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:21,955
You turned the
camera off, right?
268
00:11:21,989 --> 00:11:23,223
Don't talk! Don't talk.
269
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:36,903
If I'm gonna pull
this off, I got to be sharp.
270
00:11:36,938 --> 00:11:39,005
So, just a little shuteye.
271
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,041
But I'll be damned
if I'm gonna let sleepwalking me
272
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,175
screw up my mission.
273
00:11:44,879 --> 00:11:46,680
I left an envelope at the front desk.
274
00:11:46,714 --> 00:11:48,882
Have a bellboy bring it to me
in 25 minutes.
275
00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:08,535
Just as I planned...
276
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,743
Couldn't get the bed
through the door?
277
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,012
Sorry, buttmunch. I win.
278
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,726
What the hell?
279
00:12:38,332 --> 00:12:39,599
Gummy bears?!
280
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,067
He replaced my bullets
281
00:12:41,102 --> 00:12:43,236
with gummy bears from the minibar.
282
00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:44,971
That's gonna cost me seven dollars!
283
00:12:45,006 --> 00:12:46,539
Oh, he left money.
284
00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:47,907
Well, I can't be mad about...
285
00:12:47,942 --> 00:12:49,109
Wait, that's my money!
286
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,747
All right, this Belgian is not going to
287
00:12:53,781 --> 00:12:55,215
slip through our fingers again.
288
00:12:55,249 --> 00:12:58,985
We have intel that he's planning
an attack on the downtown IHOP.
289
00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:01,821
And this is a very important IHOP to me.
290
00:13:01,856 --> 00:13:04,090
It's where I saw the kid
from The Blind Side.
291
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:06,626
Sir, sir! I know you're
assigning a wet team
292
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:07,861
to take out the Belgian terrorist.
293
00:13:07,895 --> 00:13:09,629
But I want to be the one to do it.
294
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,630
Forget it, Smith.
295
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,565
You had your chance and you blew it.
296
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,901
And you bought some
really expensive candy.
297
00:13:14,935 --> 00:13:15,935
But you don't understand!
298
00:13:15,936 --> 00:13:17,504
I have to do this!
299
00:13:17,538 --> 00:13:20,507
I have to prove to someone that
he can't stop me from killing.
300
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:23,243
Who?
Well, it's... it's me.
301
00:13:23,277 --> 00:13:25,645
It's hard to explain,
but there's a part of me
302
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,480
that doesn't want me to kill anymore.
303
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,082
Is it the same part of you
304
00:13:29,116 --> 00:13:31,284
that forgot to pull up
his fly this morning?
305
00:13:31,318 --> 00:13:32,452
Uhp, sorry.
306
00:13:32,486 --> 00:13:34,387
Leave it, Smith.
307
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:39,759
Yes... that's very nice.
308
00:13:39,794 --> 00:13:41,628
But this is very concerning.
309
00:13:41,662 --> 00:13:43,563
If you can't bring yourself to kill,
310
00:13:43,597 --> 00:13:46,332
then there's no longer
a place for you at the CIA.
311
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,333
I'm afraid you're fired.
312
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,201
Fired?!
313
00:13:48,235 --> 00:13:49,636
Yes. And from now on,
314
00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,237
if you see me on the street,
315
00:13:51,272 --> 00:13:54,274
understand that I'll have
to pretend I don't know you.
316
00:13:54,308 --> 00:13:56,309
It'll look something like this.
317
00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:06,927
I'm really up a creek,
Dr. Penguin.
318
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,101
Wait, hold that thought.
319
00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:11,695
I can never get this.
320
00:14:11,729 --> 00:14:13,564
Is it too cool in here?
I'm fine.
321
00:14:13,598 --> 00:14:16,133
But are you... are you close
to not being fine, maybe?
322
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,167
Like, on the cool side?
323
00:14:17,202 --> 00:14:18,202
I'll turn it up.
324
00:14:18,236 --> 00:14:20,003
I got to get a digital one of these.
325
00:14:20,038 --> 00:14:21,805
I got to get in the 21st century.
326
00:14:21,839 --> 00:14:23,840
I got to join up.
327
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,045
I know I'm going to be
too warm in a minute.
328
00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:29,213
So, did you kill that terrorist?
329
00:14:29,247 --> 00:14:32,449
No. Sleepwalking Stan
got in the way.
330
00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:34,885
And now that I can't kill,
Bullock fired me.
331
00:14:36,054 --> 00:14:38,555
Looks like my
goody two-shoes side won.
332
00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:40,424
Not necessarily.
333
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,425
What do you mean?
334
00:14:41,459 --> 00:14:42,626
Well, your conscience says
335
00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:44,561
he's not going to let you kill again.
336
00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:46,597
So, all you have to do is kill someone
337
00:14:46,631 --> 00:14:48,832
and he'll realize you're
the one calling the shots
338
00:14:48,866 --> 00:14:50,701
and he'll have to leave you alone forever.
339
00:14:50,735 --> 00:14:52,436
But I can't kill that terrorist.
340
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:53,737
I'm not in the CIA anymore.
341
00:14:53,771 --> 00:14:55,005
Forget the terrorist.
342
00:14:55,039 --> 00:14:57,641
You just have to find
any bad guy and kill him.
343
00:14:57,675 --> 00:14:59,115
Then you'll be back to your old self
344
00:14:59,143 --> 00:15:00,244
and you can get your job back.
345
00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:02,379
I suppose, but who can I kill?
346
00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:04,748
Well, just off the top of my head,
347
00:15:04,782 --> 00:15:06,250
Jeff Watley.
Who's that?
348
00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:07,251
Real bad guy.
349
00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:08,385
Worst of the worst.
350
00:15:08,419 --> 00:15:09,419
Just awful.
351
00:15:09,454 --> 00:15:10,520
Come on, I'll explain on the way.
352
00:15:10,555 --> 00:15:12,756
This Watley's a real sicko.
353
00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:15,626
Got nabbed for sex trafficking
in Lower Manhattan
354
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:16,660
right after 9/11.
355
00:15:16,694 --> 00:15:18,295
He was running a kiddie porn ring,
356
00:15:18,329 --> 00:15:20,430
but before the Feds
could drop the net on him,
357
00:15:20,465 --> 00:15:22,432
he moved the whole
operation to Nova Scotia,
358
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,167
where it's nice and legal.
359
00:15:24,202 --> 00:15:25,669
So, he's got it coming.
360
00:15:25,703 --> 00:15:27,104
Oh, it doesn't stop there.
361
00:15:27,138 --> 00:15:30,007
Guy starts moving drugs
between Nogales and Tucson.
362
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:31,942
This case actually goes to trial,
363
00:15:31,976 --> 00:15:34,077
but Benton was on the bench, so...
364
00:15:34,112 --> 00:15:35,233
need I say more?
365
00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:36,747
Only if you want me to understand.
366
00:15:40,018 --> 00:15:41,718
Okay. With this guy,
you're going to want
367
00:15:41,753 --> 00:15:43,854
to shoot him in the face
and ask questions later.
368
00:15:43,888 --> 00:15:45,389
Very bad person.
369
00:15:46,491 --> 00:15:47,724
All right, we're here.
370
00:15:48,793 --> 00:15:50,027
Take whatever you want!
371
00:15:50,061 --> 00:15:51,228
Please don't hurt me!
372
00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:53,764
It's payback time, you son of a bitch!
373
00:15:53,798 --> 00:15:55,065
What?!
374
00:15:55,099 --> 00:15:56,600
Hey... I remember you.
375
00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:58,635
You're that guy who freaked out when I got
376
00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,671
the last pretzel at Wetzel's,
like, two weeks ago.
377
00:16:00,705 --> 00:16:02,039
What are you
waiting for?! Kill him!
378
00:16:02,073 --> 00:16:03,840
Pretzel?
379
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,876
What about all that horrible
stuff you said he did?
380
00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:06,943
I was lying.
381
00:16:06,978 --> 00:16:08,211
But it doesn't change the fact
382
00:16:08,246 --> 00:16:09,479
that once you kill this guy
383
00:16:09,514 --> 00:16:11,148
you'll be free of your conscience.
384
00:16:11,182 --> 00:16:12,616
And I'll have my vengeance.
385
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:14,751
No, Roger, it doesn't work like that.
386
00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:17,487
I only kill to protect my
country and people I love.
387
00:16:17,522 --> 00:16:19,856
I only kill because I have to.
388
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,224
Wait a minute.
389
00:16:21,259 --> 00:16:23,727
What if sleepwalking me had to kill?
390
00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:26,930
What are you talking about?
391
00:16:26,964 --> 00:16:29,433
Well, the terrorist is
planning to blow up an IHOP.
392
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:33,070
So, I just need to put everyone
sleepwalking Stan loves
393
00:16:33,104 --> 00:16:36,473
into that IHOP, fall asleep,
and make sleepwalking Stan
394
00:16:36,507 --> 00:16:38,342
kill the terrorist himself.
395
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:39,443
If he refuses,
396
00:16:39,477 --> 00:16:41,244
he'll have to see everyone he loves
397
00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:42,913
get blown to pieces.
398
00:16:42,947 --> 00:16:44,614
Seems like a perfect plan to me.
399
00:16:44,649 --> 00:16:46,350
But then again, I've only had
three hours of sleep
400
00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:47,684
in the last week and a half.
401
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,721
I even offered you the pretzel!
402
00:16:50,755 --> 00:16:52,456
Yeah, after you drowned it in mustard!
403
00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:53,724
This isn't over, Watley!
404
00:17:33,865 --> 00:17:35,399
Come on, guys, it's time to eat.
405
00:17:51,149 --> 00:17:53,049
There you are, Stan.
406
00:17:53,084 --> 00:17:55,485
Why did you want us
to meet you at an IHOP?
407
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,987
Oh, good, you came.
408
00:17:57,021 --> 00:17:58,789
There's no way he'll let you guys die.
409
00:17:58,823 --> 00:18:00,123
Um... what?
410
00:18:00,158 --> 00:18:01,925
Just sit tight, you're going to love this.
411
00:18:04,028 --> 00:18:06,163
This IHOP has desecrated
412
00:18:06,197 --> 00:18:07,364
the Belgian waffle
413
00:18:07,398 --> 00:18:09,099
for the last time!
414
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:12,235
What you call the
"Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity"
415
00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:15,205
I call spitting in the face
of my countrymen!
416
00:18:15,239 --> 00:18:16,907
But that's served with pancakes.
417
00:18:16,941 --> 00:18:18,675
Shut up, pig dog!
418
00:18:21,579 --> 00:18:23,013
Oh, no!
419
00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:24,347
Save us, Stan!
420
00:18:24,382 --> 00:18:25,682
You got it, babe.
421
00:18:25,716 --> 00:18:26,683
Good night.
422
00:18:30,054 --> 00:18:32,422
Oh, what's going on?
423
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,696
Oh, I'm at IHOP with everyone I love!
424
00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:41,231
What a perfect Sunday.
425
00:18:41,265 --> 00:18:44,067
Dad, that crazy French guy
is going to kill us all!
426
00:18:44,101 --> 00:18:45,368
Y-You got to stop him!
427
00:18:48,539 --> 00:18:50,607
But that's not me.
428
00:18:50,641 --> 00:18:51,741
I can't kill anyone.
429
00:18:51,776 --> 00:18:52,909
You have to, Dad!
430
00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:54,444
You have to save us!
431
00:18:54,479 --> 00:18:55,979
But I... I can't.
432
00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:57,948
It's... it's wrong.
433
00:18:57,982 --> 00:19:00,650
Not when you're protecting
your loved ones.
434
00:19:00,685 --> 00:19:02,252
For Belgium!
435
00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,805
Oh, good, I didn't have to kill him.
436
00:19:22,974 --> 00:19:24,541
Mister, no!
What are you doing?!
437
00:19:26,978 --> 00:19:29,079
Please, don't make me do it!
438
00:19:31,415 --> 00:19:33,383
Come on, now. I'm-I'm
giving you a chance here.
439
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,320
This is terrible.
440
00:19:37,355 --> 00:19:39,422
You're hurting us both, almost equally.
441
00:19:39,457 --> 00:19:40,757
Nobody's winning here.
442
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:41,958
This is awful.
443
00:19:41,993 --> 00:19:43,593
Oh, man, he's still reaching!
444
00:19:43,628 --> 00:19:44,828
Aw, gee whiz.
445
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,231
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God!
446
00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:51,001
Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
447
00:19:51,035 --> 00:19:53,403
It's over.
448
00:19:54,972 --> 00:19:56,806
I won't have what he's having.
449
00:20:01,879 --> 00:20:04,247
Yes, sir. Thank you.
450
00:20:04,282 --> 00:20:05,415
Well, that was Bullock.
451
00:20:05,449 --> 00:20:07,884
He was calling me
to offer my job back and...
452
00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:09,519
two pounds of mushrooms.
453
00:20:09,554 --> 00:20:11,121
That's great, honey!
454
00:20:11,155 --> 00:20:12,989
And I hope you said yes to both.
455
00:20:13,024 --> 00:20:13,990
Sleep well.
456
00:20:14,025 --> 00:20:15,425
Oh, I will.
457
00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:18,795
I don't think my conscience is
going to bother me anymore.
458
00:20:18,829 --> 00:20:20,564
Good night.
459
00:20:33,311 --> 00:20:34,578
What are you doing here?
460
00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:36,012
I thought I got rid of you.
461
00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:37,013
Oh, no.
462
00:20:37,048 --> 00:20:38,448
You got me to kill a man.
463
00:20:38,482 --> 00:20:39,916
And now I understand
464
00:20:39,951 --> 00:20:42,519
that the world's not as
black-and-white as I thought.
465
00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:44,054
It's gray.
466
00:20:44,088 --> 00:20:46,923
That's why it takes two of us
to ride through this world.
467
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,758
So... we're partners?
468
00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:50,226
Till the bitter end.
469
00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:51,494
All right, then, friend.
470
00:20:51,529 --> 00:20:53,129
Put 'er there!
471
00:20:54,652 --> 00:20:56,586
Hyah!
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
472
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,354
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God!
473
00:20:58,389 --> 00:21:08,114
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