1 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,673 All right, madam, 2 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,708 you've sent back the peas, carrots, 3 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,277 and even the chef's special, peas and carrots. 4 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:14,713 That's right. 5 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,382 Now I hate to say this to my customers, 6 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:18,083 but you're kind of being a baby. 7 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:21,186 Hey, will you two keep it down? 8 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:24,356 Danny Wheeler is officially on sale at the NHL store. 9 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,958 Dude, this is the tenth time you've called. 10 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:26,959 Have you no dignity? 11 00:00:26,961 --> 00:00:28,360 I'm dignified. 12 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,229 Bonjour, monsieur. 13 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,399 I'm am zee French tourist. 14 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:35,434 Do you have zee Danny veeler Jersey 15 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:36,435 in stockee? 16 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,238 Sure, I'll hold. 17 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,741 Okay. Does this suit say 18 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,410 strong, successful TV producer? 19 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,111 Yeah, it does. 20 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:47,946 So why are you wearing it? 21 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:51,083 Because I am only one great idea away 22 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:54,219 from being bumped up to producer on "the Mary hart show." 23 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,688 Look, yesterday, I was walking down the hall. 24 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,757 Mary came out of her dressing room, 25 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,993 stopped, looked straight at me. 26 00:01:00,995 --> 00:01:02,294 - What'd she say? - Nothing. 27 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:03,796 She just kept walking to set. 28 00:01:03,798 --> 00:01:07,366 But the point is she stopped. 29 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,868 Dude, I'm a Mary-stopper. 30 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,705 Yes, I'm still here. 31 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,307 Really? 32 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:16,375 That's awesome! 33 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:18,377 I mean, zhat's awesome! 34 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,179 My Jersey's sold out! 35 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:21,480 Coming through! 36 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,183 Pay no attention to the ass in your doorway. 37 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:27,152 Mom! Mom, I have fans, real fans. 38 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:28,353 Yeah, well, could you turn them on? 39 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,788 I'm sweating through my good bra. 40 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,924 No, no, no. My Jersey is sold out. 41 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:34,093 Ah, I got to tell Riley. 42 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:36,929 What's up with the old bag? 43 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:43,268 I am of course referring to the duffel. 44 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,205 Tucker, you look adorable. 45 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,874 Your school pictures are gonna turn out great. 46 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,949 Riley's not answering. 47 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:58,851 Damn it, Ben. I knew it. 48 00:01:58,853 --> 00:02:00,853 I knew you were gonna mess things up with her. 49 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:02,955 I'm just like that psychic on the corner, 50 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:05,891 except I wear pants and I'm not married to the fire hydrant. 51 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:07,926 I'm gonna go check on her. 52 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:09,228 Hey, what about me? 53 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:10,496 'Cause nobody's asking if I'm okay 54 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,998 because I'm not. I'm the one who got dumped. 55 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,134 Oh, sweetie, we are all so concerned. 56 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,435 But is he gone? Okay. 57 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,370 All right, okay. 58 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,405 You guys have got to help me 59 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:21,540 unload these things. 60 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:28,380 You bought all of Danny's jerseys? 61 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:31,850 Where you when I was selling homemade taquitos? 62 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,521 All right, Danny's contract is coming up. 63 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,089 And nothing says "cut me from the team" 64 00:02:37,091 --> 00:02:38,524 like a bunch of unsold t-shirts. 65 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:41,326 Mom, Danny's an adult. Just tell him the truth. 66 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,362 We're wheelers. We can handle it. 67 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:45,130 Really, Ben? 68 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,832 You want the truth? 69 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,201 Okay. 70 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:52,471 You never sold one tube of wrapping paper. 71 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,540 Your lemonade stand sucked. 72 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:57,109 And when you finally graduated from junior high, 73 00:02:57,111 --> 00:02:58,911 it wasn't because you were good at math. 74 00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:00,979 It was because I was good at flirting. 75 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,188 I lie to you boys to protect you. 76 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:12,057 It's called being a parent. Okay, get used to it. 77 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:18,463 It's amazing how the unexpected 78 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:21,433 can take your life and change direction. 79 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:28,440 Danny, for the last time, I'm fine. 80 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,342 Why wouldn't you think I'm fine? I'm fine! 81 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,444 Riley, I've known you my entire life. 82 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,479 And whenever you get upset, you stress-eat. 83 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,515 Well, obviously, you don't know me at all 84 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,617 because this is stress-baking. 85 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,018 You know? 86 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:42,020 And there's a big difference 87 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,488 'Cause in the past, 88 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,424 I mean, I would have eaten all of these, 89 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:49,494 but now I just take a bite... Of each one. 90 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:55,601 It has been 36 hours and not one call. 91 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,436 I mean, why hasn't he called, Danny? Why? 92 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,972 Maybe it's because you told him not to. 93 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:02,975 Um, I'm a woman. I didn't mean it. 94 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:05,344 I mean, you don't get over 95 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,246 a lifetime of love in 36 hours. 96 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,051 And if he did love me, he'd be here right now. 97 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,487 I mean, he'd fight for me, right? 98 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,922 I would've. 99 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,558 I mean, he should've. 100 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,493 You know what I need to do? 101 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,562 I need to move on. 102 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,163 You know what? That's it. 103 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:27,199 I am moving on. I am done with Ben Wheeler. 104 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:28,433 - Really? - Really. 105 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,235 Oh my God, this one looks like him. 106 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,375 One sock. 107 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:37,676 And number two. 108 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,011 - No! No. - Why? 109 00:04:39,013 --> 00:04:40,345 No, I am not wearing this to work. 110 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:41,513 And I am not booking Danny on the show. 111 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:42,648 He's not famous enough. 112 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,516 Hey, I have seen "the Mary hart show." 113 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,418 You don't always have celebrities. 114 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:49,488 Okay, what about that monkey you had on yesterday? 115 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:50,589 He can drive a car! 116 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,057 Yeah, well, so can Danny! 117 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,259 - A stick shift?! - Well, he can learn! 118 00:04:57,363 --> 00:04:58,664 And that's why I put you in day care. 119 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:01,033 Oh, Ben, I keep forgetting to tell you. 120 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:02,167 I got a lead on an apartment. 121 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,502 So it looks like I'll finally be 122 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,437 - getting off your couch. - Hey, that's great. 123 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,439 Hey, let me call Riley and tell her the great news. 124 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,608 Oh wait, she's not talking to me. 125 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,343 Ben, I'm so sorry 126 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,578 if I had anything to do with you and Riley breaking up. 127 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,447 You know, some people would say 128 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,115 you had everything to do with it. 129 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,583 And I happen to be one of those people. 130 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,952 Well, I still think it would make our daughter happy 131 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,487 if we at least gave it a shot. 132 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,990 Angela, we're not playing house here. 133 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,692 You don't even know where you're gonna be in the next month. 134 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:29,127 But that's just it. I'm ready to stay. 135 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,729 In fact, I was offered a big part in L.A. 136 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:33,265 And I already told my agent I'm not interested. 137 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:37,469 But I think we have the makings of a pretty nice little family. 138 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,538 Oh, I see plenty. 139 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,340 No, seriously, go put some clothes on. 140 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,610 And they're super absorbent. 141 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,746 Huh? Voila! Huh? 142 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,314 - Here, take it. - Hey. 143 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:50,349 I did it. 144 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:51,483 I actually did it. 145 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,318 Well, so did I last Tuesday, 146 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,753 but I'm not running around bragging about it. 147 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,756 No. No, no, no. 148 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,358 I talked to Mary hart 149 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,493 and I convinced her to book Danny on the show. 150 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,795 Tucker! Thank you! 151 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:13,438 Um, yeah. 152 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,574 - That's never happening again. - No. 153 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,343 Oh my God, you should have seen me. 154 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:22,481 A guest canceled, so I asked if I can book Danny. 155 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,749 She said, "whatever, don't talk to me." 156 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,183 And then that was it. Done. 157 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,685 Yes. 158 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:29,187 Oh wow. 159 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,722 It's like a Danny Wheeler fan club in here. 160 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,258 Hey, everyone, it's me. 161 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:39,464 Okay, sweetie, you don't want to cause a riot. 162 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:40,499 Okay, guess what? 163 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,134 I've got even more good news. 164 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:44,035 Tucker got you an interview tomorrow 165 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:45,370 with Mary hart. 166 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:46,605 Really? 167 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:47,706 First my Jersey sells out 168 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,541 and now I get to interview Mary hart? 169 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:53,311 Mary, who do you like in the playoffs? 170 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:57,516 - Okay. - Yeah. 171 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:00,185 Um... Okay, maybe I'll just write out 172 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:01,887 the questions and the answers 173 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,522 that you'll be giving to Mary. 174 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,891 Oh, yeah. That works too. 175 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,559 I'll help right after you buy me lunch. 176 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,294 Wait, why am I buying you lunch? 177 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,796 Are you kidding me? After that kiss, 178 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:13,632 you should buy me dinner and a purse. 179 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,300 Danny, there you are. 180 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:16,568 Hey, so how's Riley doing? 181 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,537 Is she happy, sad, conflicted, 182 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:21,206 sticking pins in a small doll that looks like me? 183 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,575 'Cause my neck has been killing me all morning. 184 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,744 Actually, I think she's ready to move on. 185 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:29,080 Move on? As in "Ben" voyage? 186 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,550 "Ben" there done that? 187 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,685 Well, it's not like 188 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,153 you're over there fighting for her. 189 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,455 Well, I would've if I thought 190 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:38,857 something like that would work. 191 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,593 Oh my God, that could work. 192 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,496 Oh, I've got to go. Hey, cover for me. 193 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,599 Oh! Hey, mom! 194 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,167 Did you know they're making towels 195 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,269 that look like my Jersey? 196 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:53,839 Ben, hi. 197 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,106 Um, what are you doing here? 198 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,274 We need to talk. Look, Riley, 199 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:57,442 I've been a fool. 200 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:58,643 The most important thing... 201 00:07:58,645 --> 00:07:59,644 why is there a half-naked man 202 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,613 coming out of your bathroom? 203 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:02,614 Oh, hey, Ben. 204 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,486 You remember Fitch. 205 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,290 Seriously? 206 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,692 Riley and Fitch?! 207 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,160 I can't believe it. Can you believe it? 208 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,395 'Cause I know I can't believe it. 209 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,763 What are you doing? 210 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:20,632 Working on questions for Danny's interview. 211 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:24,202 If you could have dinner with Gandhi or Jesus Christ, 212 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,204 what would you order? 213 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,474 Tucker, I'm having a crisis here. 214 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,310 I just thought I meant something to her. 215 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,912 But obviously she still has feelings for Fitch. 216 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,414 Riley does not have feelings for Fitch. 217 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:37,916 Oh, you weren't there. Trust me. 218 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,252 They were having feelings. 219 00:08:40,254 --> 00:08:42,153 Ben, look, 220 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:45,257 I believe the scientific term is called rebound. 221 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:46,925 It's what you do when you want to get over someone. 222 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:50,562 And it seems like that's exactly what Riley's trying to do. 223 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:51,630 She's moving on. 224 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,164 That's what Danny said. 225 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,299 Well, then maybe you should do that too. 226 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,268 You know, if you could spend one day 227 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,436 with Abraham Lincoln, 228 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:01,406 would it be a Tuesday or a Thursday? 229 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:05,010 - Thursday. - Mm-hmm. 230 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:08,246 Now remember, honey. 231 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,181 You have nothing to be nervous about. 232 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,750 Other than the fact that this interview 233 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,419 could make or break both of our careers. 234 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,221 Okay, are you ready? I'm Mary. 235 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,724 And we're live in four, three... 236 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,961 � shwada shwada shwa � 237 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,262 � Mary � 238 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:28,767 welcome, Danny. First question... 239 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,671 - She does that. - Yes, I know. 240 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:35,373 What's going on in your love life? Are you single? 241 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,276 - Tucker, you know I'm single. - Oh my God, I am not Tucker. 242 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,778 I am Mary. Did you not see the hair flip? 243 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,346 Come on. Come on. 244 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,948 I don't want to talk about my love life. 245 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,349 Can't we just talk about hockey? 246 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,518 Conk, click. No. 247 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,920 Danny, nobody gives a crap about hockey. 248 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,756 They want to hear about romance, affairs of the heart. 249 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,958 Well, I haven't had any of those 250 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,492 since Amy and I broke up. 251 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,561 Ooh, Amy. 252 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:59,631 Oh, wow, so tell me about Amy. 253 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:00,865 Why'd you break up? 254 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,435 Well, um... 255 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,837 I really don't want to talk about it. 256 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,807 Why? Was it difficult, painful, heart-wrenching? 257 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,911 It's just, um... 258 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:16,247 See, whenever I end up talking about Amy, 259 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:20,719 I end up... I end up... 260 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,393 Oh my God, Danny. Are you crying? 261 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,562 No! No. 262 00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:31,997 My face is just leaking. 263 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:32,998 Don't look at me! 264 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:38,603 Danny, I had no idea you were so upset about her. 265 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,005 - I'm not! - Okay. 266 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,973 It's just whenever I think about Amy, 267 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,608 I think about why we broke up. 268 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,876 And then I end up thinking about... 269 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:47,045 - knock, knock. - Riley. 270 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,581 Hey, I just, um... 271 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,316 I got something in my eye. 272 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,484 It's an eyelash. 273 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,719 Oh, look, I got it. Make a wish. 274 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,590 Um, is Ben around? 275 00:10:58,592 --> 00:11:00,959 What do I look like? His mother? 276 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:08,299 Okay, so what we've learned so far 277 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:11,870 is, um, no Amy, no hockey, 278 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,506 and no chance of me getting that promotion. 279 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,310 Ben, it's me. 280 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,078 Can we talk? 281 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,048 Please? 282 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,050 Seriously? 283 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:27,585 How is anybody supposed to get over anybody 284 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,754 if, every two seconds, anybody is always trying 285 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,756 to get back together with somebody? 286 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,060 Anybody? 287 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,062 You must be just wrecked 288 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,830 that Riley just slept with Fitch. 289 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,365 What?! 290 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,100 When did that happen?! 291 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:45,336 Oh, honey. 292 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,072 Okay. 293 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,940 All right. Listen to me, Danny. 294 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,076 I am talking to you as your mother, 295 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,344 your manager, and someone who loves you. 296 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,046 We have got a lot riding on this, 297 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,348 so you need to pull it together, leaky! 298 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,119 Okay, fine. You won't come out. 299 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:05,190 Um... I'll just talk and you listen. 300 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:08,893 Look, nothing happened with me and Fitch. 301 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,395 I swear. 302 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,931 So he just came over to change his clothes? 303 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,666 How stupid do you think I am? 304 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:15,967 Don't answer that. 305 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:19,404 Look, yes, I was mad and hurt. 306 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,673 And I thought that somehow it might help me move on, 307 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:23,108 but I realized that I was doing it 308 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,577 for all the wrong reasons and... 309 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,545 We just ended up talking. 310 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,414 Really? 311 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,782 Yes. 312 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,817 Ben, come on. You know me. 313 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:35,820 I would never do something like that to you. 314 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:39,390 Oh, hey, Riley. 315 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,802 Okay. Mary will be out 316 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,570 in two minutes. Do you need anything? 317 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,938 Tea, lozenge, back pillow? 318 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,540 Is this really your job? 319 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,043 Okay, Danny, we are all set. 320 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,079 I talked to jon the camera guy 321 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,981 and he knows to only shoot you from the left. 322 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,682 And Judy, she's the makeup girl, 323 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,117 she's on the lookout for flop sweat. 324 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,554 And Marco the cue-card guy has a thing for tall blondes. 325 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,524 Oh, and he made you these. 326 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:13,825 Wow, Danny, 327 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,527 I can't believe you're gonna be on TV. 328 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,695 Wait, I'm not gonna be on TV, am I? 329 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,798 'Cause I called in sick to work, so... 330 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,801 Ben, you are not even supposed to be here. 331 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,736 I purposefully gave you the wrong time. 332 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,872 I invited him. 333 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,440 This is my first big interview. 334 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,975 I want my brother and my best friend to be here. 335 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,544 I'm sorry. Your best what? 336 00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:33,711 Riley's not coming here, is she? 337 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,712 Hey, everyone, I hope we're not late. 338 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:35,713 Oh, hey, Ben. 339 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,714 Where's your girlfriend? 340 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,516 Angela's not my girlfriend. 341 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,951 Oh no, what happened? 342 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,954 Did you already cheat on her with the hair lady? 343 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:46,558 You were right. This is so not awkward. 344 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,127 Hey, guys, do we really need to do this right now? 345 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,795 Yeah, Danny is right. 346 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,664 Okay, he needs to stay focused. 347 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,132 And we need to make sure that he knows 348 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,733 all of these answers. 349 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,902 Okay. Ooh, hey. 350 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,637 Comfy. 351 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,073 No, no, no, no. That is Mary's chair. 352 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,075 It was molded to fit her butt perfectly. 353 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,810 - Oh wow. - Maybe I should tell her 354 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,212 about the time I made a jell-o mold of my butt. 355 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,080 No, Danny. 356 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,716 If it's not on the cards, you're not saying it. 357 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:12,884 I'm not saying your stupid answers. 358 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:13,985 They don't sound anything like me. 359 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,221 Exactly. That's the whole point. 360 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,923 Hey, hey, guys, do I need to remind everybody 361 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,959 that my Jersey sold out in two days? 362 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,696 That Mary needs me more than I need her. 363 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,832 But what if she didn't? 364 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,870 She's coming. 365 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,972 You people, over there! You, up. 366 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,640 Stop it. 367 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,041 What? I'm not even doing anything. 368 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,042 Oh my God. 369 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,744 Oh, hey, Mary. 370 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,946 Hey, Mary, Bonnie Wheeler. 371 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,715 - I'm your biggest fan. - That's nice. 372 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,950 But who's the tall glass of wow. 373 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,753 Danny Wheeler, professional hockey player 374 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:49,921 filled with fascinating stories 375 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:53,024 well, as long as you keep them to yourself, 376 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,960 we should be just fine. 377 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,062 - Just listen to what I... - Ben, why are we even talking? 378 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,198 You have no excuse for your behavior. 379 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,934 Would you be willing to accept 380 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,103 you told me to get together with her 381 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,604 in the first place? 382 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,306 I did not say that. 383 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,174 I said see if you have something. 384 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,676 Something is not sex. 385 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,177 Well, how was I supposed to know that? 386 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,048 Yo, yo, back me up here, man. 387 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,684 It is a little ambiguous. 388 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,022 Mary hello, everybody, and welcome 389 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,791 to another edition of "the Mary hart show." 390 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,559 I'm Mary hart. 391 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,596 My first guest is the ridiculously handsome 392 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,998 New York ranger Danny Wheeler. 393 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,166 So, Danny, 394 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,602 can you tell us something about yourself 395 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,736 no one else knows? 396 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,975 Well, Mary, 397 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:47,178 one thing that no one else seems to know about me 398 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,847 is that I can actually answer questions on my own. 399 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,283 Okay. 400 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:56,120 Not necessarily something you need to tell people. 401 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,188 Riley, please. 402 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,690 There has to be something I can say 403 00:15:58,692 --> 00:15:59,724 to make you let this go. 404 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:00,892 Let it go? 405 00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,327 No, I cannot just let it go. 406 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,795 I think I should go. 407 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,129 No, no, no. No, no. 408 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,965 You are staying right here 409 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,066 because the minute this is over, 410 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,367 we're going back to my place. 411 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,370 And this time, we really are gonna do it. 412 00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:18,209 So just so we're clear, 413 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,678 there are 30 teams, six divisions, 414 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,614 two conferences, but only one Stanley cup. 415 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,717 Well, I'm usually known 416 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:28,086 for making people cry, but I think 417 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,022 the only tears we're gonna see today will be mine. 418 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,225 No, no, no, no. We can't. 419 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,027 We have to do something. 420 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,929 If your career ended tomorrow 421 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:41,032 or perhaps even right after this interview... 422 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,202 What would you do? 423 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,104 Oh God, okay, just do it. 424 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,206 He'll thank us for this later. 425 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,241 Or I'll just tell him it was your idea. 426 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,946 Does that say "Amy"? 427 00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,147 What? Whoa. What about Amy? 428 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,783 I thought we weren't gonna talk about her. 429 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,986 It's okay, Danny. It's just us. 430 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,223 Please, Riley, can't we just talk about this? 431 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,759 Ben, there is truly nothing to talk about. 432 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:08,893 Nothing?! 433 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,728 No, there is everything to talk about. 434 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,430 How about the fact that this whole thing started 435 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,065 when you got upset when I answered 436 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,967 a hypothetical question about a girl 437 00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:17,435 I care nothing about. 438 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,771 Or that when you walked out, 439 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,139 it felt like my heart had been physically 440 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,940 ripped out of my chest. 441 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:27,045 Or the fact that any rational human being who saw what I saw 442 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,713 would think that you and Fitch had hooked up. 443 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,282 Yes, hooking up with Angela 444 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,684 was probably the dumbest thing I have ever done. 445 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,453 But it wasn't to hurt you, Riley. 446 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,989 It was to try to stop me from hurting. 447 00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:39,757 And you know what? 448 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,959 It didn't work. 449 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,898 Uh, I don't know if this is the best time to mention it, 450 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,100 but the big guy's kind of bawling his eyes out. 451 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,004 Go on. 452 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:58,176 See, that's the thing about being in love, Mary. 453 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,512 It's great until it's not. 454 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,883 And then that person who was your best friend is gone. 455 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:09,120 I don't want to lose any more friends. 456 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,927 And we'll be right back. 457 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,795 Are you okay, honey? 458 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,197 'Cause we're gonna need to have you cry again 459 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,299 when we come back from commercial. 460 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:32,043 Ben, I'm sorry. 461 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,479 I haven't made this easy on you. 462 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,914 I guess we both made some mistakes. 463 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,083 Some worse than others. 464 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,954 I mean, Danny's right. 465 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,790 I can't lose you. 466 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,024 That's good. 467 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,993 Then we're in agreement. 468 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,095 So we're gonna be okay? 469 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,096 We can go back to being us? 470 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:55,766 Um, I don't think I can do us. 471 00:18:55,768 --> 00:19:00,905 I mean, maybe one day, but not right now. 472 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,974 Okay. 473 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,476 Well, then I'll look forward to that day. 474 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:12,116 So where does that leave us? 475 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,054 Are we still a go on the whole sex thing? 476 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,091 Well, I'm in town till Thursday 477 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,459 if you change your mind. 478 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,931 - Baa. - Baa? 479 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,566 Yeah, and then when you really got choked up 480 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:32,470 the tears were streaming and the snot was flowing. 481 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,105 Ratings gold! 482 00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:36,507 He cries! He scores! 483 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,577 Um, did you notice 484 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,078 there's about 20 women downstairs 485 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,980 clutching your photo and chanting your name? 486 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,283 Yes, that's because I've been labeled 487 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,551 a sensitive jock. 488 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,386 And later, I plan on going downstairs 489 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,922 and getting sensitive with each and every one of them. 490 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:52,857 Hey, while you're down there, 491 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,825 try to unload a few of these, okay? 492 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,161 Ask for $100, but I'll take $20. 493 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:01,566 So any luck working things out with Riley? 494 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,969 More like working on working things out with Riley. 495 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,238 Ben, look, I know it's none of my business, 496 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,473 but you are never gonna get anywhere 497 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:11,108 if you don't get rid of Angela. 498 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:14,011 I don't think that's gonna be a problem anymore. 499 00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,051 "Dear, Ben. 500 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,086 I took that part in L.A. 501 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,021 You were right. 502 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,957 I'm not ready to play house. 503 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,926 Tell Emma I love her. 504 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,328 Angela." 505 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:35,066 And she's gone again. 506 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,135 Apparently the only girl I'm destined 507 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,104 to ever have a relationship with 508 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,006 is this one right here. 509 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:44,976 Oh my God. 510 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,378 That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 511 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,481 Sweetie... 512 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,019 � Mary puts the heart in hart � 513 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,487 � ma... ma... ma... Mary � 514 00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,056 what else you got? 515 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:02,126 Big guns, big guns. 516 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,995 � she's your mama, your sister, � 517 00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:05,529 � and your very best friend � 518 00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,265 � her name is Mary hart � 519 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,267 � and the fun never ends � 520 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,168 � oh, Mary � 521 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,306 - Where'd she go? - Where'd she go? 522 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,974 - Mary? - Mary? 523 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,009 - Mary! - Mary!