1 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:10,388 T-minus 60 seconds! 2 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,353 It all comes down to this! 3 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,658 I've got butterflies. 4 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,522 Don't get soft on me, Hofstadter. 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,685 I will slap those glasses right off your face. 6 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:22,656 What's going on? 7 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,769 Hey. We're about to buy tickets for Comic-Con. 8 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,271 T-minus 45 seconds! 9 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:30,840 They sell out incredibly fast, but as long as one of us gets in.... 10 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:33,410 Good Lord, this is not the time for flirting! Keep it in your pants! 11 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,611 It's a whole lot of weird before coffee. 12 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,215 T-minus 30 seconds! 13 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,752 Oh, I have to go to the bathroom so bad. 14 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,890 Every year! I told you, wear a diaper! 15 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,547 And I told you I get diaper rash! 16 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:47,885 15 seconds! 17 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,392 Oh, this is it! 18 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:54,789 This is it. 19 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,793 Five, four, three, 20 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:59,266 two, one. 21 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:00,871 It's live. Go! Go! Go! 22 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,069 Anyone in? 23 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,613 -No! -Not yet! 24 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,748 Do not stop refreshing your screens! 25 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,580 -Refresh. -Refresh. 26 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,949 Refresh. Refresh.... 27 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,627 Yeah, this is not gonna be enough coffee. 28 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:53,986 Refresh... Refresh... 29 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:59,454 -Refresh. -Refresh. 30 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,866 Refresh. It's been ten minutes! We're running out of time. 31 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,866 To be cool? Yeah. 32 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,670 I did it! I did it! I'm in the queue! 33 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,342 And they say firefighters are the real heroes. 34 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,276 What number in line are you? 35 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:16,641 -Fifteen... -Great! 36 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,646 -...thousand, 211. -Damn! 37 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,684 They only have Thursday and Sunday passes left. 38 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:25,050 -Really? -Thursday's gone. Just Sunday left. 39 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:27,055 Sunday's the worst! 40 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:30,058 Everybody's leaving, most of the good panels are over, 41 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:33,721 and the only T-shirts they have left are small and XXXXL. 42 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:39,567 -Sunday's gone. -Not Sunday! I love Sunday! 43 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,669 So that's it? Everything's sold cut? 44 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:46,904 Yeah. 45 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,207 I can't believe we're not going. 46 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:52,581 It's okay. 47 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,819 There-there's always WonderCon in Anaheim. 48 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,347 That's just as good. 49 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,192 Excuse me. 50 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:11,162 Guys, this is really sad. 51 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,398 And in a different way than it was 20 minutes ago. 52 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:20,573 I can't believe we wasted all that time on our Hulk costumes. 53 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,714 What? You were all going as the Hulk? 54 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,109 Not the same Hulk. 55 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,415 Ferrigno, Bana, Norton and Ruffalo. 56 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:32,282 We would have been the angry green belles of the masquerade ball. 57 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:35,115 -Yeah. -Yeah. 58 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,892 And we're back to the first kind of sad. 59 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:46,471 Gentlemen, I have the solution to our Comic-Con problem. 60 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:48,128 We don't need them. 61 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:50,400 I'm starting my own convention. 62 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:55,144 Sheldon, just buy scalped tickets with us. 63 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:58,806 I told you. Buying scalped tickets is against the rules. 64 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:02,283 If you get caught, you get banned from Comic-Con for life. 65 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:03,819 Life, Leonard. 66 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,116 You're gonna feel pretty silly when we're 80 years old, 67 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,553 and you have to drive me down there 68 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:09,455 and then wait in the car for three days. 69 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,428 Do what you want. We're getting scalped tickets. 70 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,999 I already found a guy online who's willing to sell. 71 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,227 How do you know this isn't a sting operation 72 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,393 set up by the Comic-Con police? 73 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:24,901 The same way I know that the people in the TV set can't see me. 74 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,503 Sheldon, just come with us. 75 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,772 You're not gonna make your own convention. 76 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:33,008 You know, there was a time when Comic-Con didn't exist at all 77 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:36,780 until one lone dreamer with a unique vision made it happen. 78 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,822 And you mark my words, I'm gonna rip that guy off. 79 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:46,797 Yes, I'm starting my own comic book convention, 80 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,866 and I thought that your client, Robert Downey Jr., 81 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:53,971 would be perfect to appear on our first panel. 82 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,637 Well, now, why are you saying "no"? You haven't even asked him yet. 83 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,206 You know, excuse me, but I sat through Iron Man 2. 84 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:03,712 I believe he owes me two hours of his time. 85 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:07,342 They hung up on me. 86 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,888 Did you tell them that you're holding your convention at 87 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:17,186 a Marie Callender's, and that every panelist gets a free slice of pie? 88 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,025 I didn't even get to that part. 89 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,998 Look, even your friend Wil Wheaton thinks this is a waste of time. 90 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,502 Not true. Wil thinks this is a great idea. 91 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,403 He was just concerned that he wasn't a big enough celebrity 92 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,669 to headline such an amazing event. 93 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,575 Also, that's the same day that he shampoos his beard. 94 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:40,581 Sheldon, I just don't think this is going to come together for you. 95 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,083 You don't know that. 96 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,882 I still have plenty of solid leads on this list. 97 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,388 -Good luck. -No, wait. 98 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:49,026 I need you to call Stan Lee, Leonard Nimoy 99 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,923 and Bill Nye the Science Guy. 100 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,031 'Cause, legally, I'm not allowed to. 101 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,034 Oh, and, also, Carrie Fisher, you know, 102 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,101 'cause I hear she can be pretty nuts. 103 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:03,900 I can't believe Leonard is spending hundreds of dollars 104 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:05,407 on scalped tickets. 105 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,875 Last week, you spent that on a little dress. 106 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,682 Yeah, but those tickets only get him into Comic-Con. 107 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,942 That dress gets me into anywhere I want. 108 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:17,217 Those tickets were pretty expensive. 109 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,857 I had to give Howie an advance on his allowance. 110 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,084 Now he's never gonna put his toys away. 111 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,964 Why can't they do something sensible 112 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,623 like Sheldon and start their own comic book convention? 113 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,628 Also, who wants to throw me out that window? 114 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:38,475 While they're acting like teenagers, we could do something grown-up. 115 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,373 Oh. You mean like a museum? 116 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:43,139 Yes, like a museum, but anything else. 117 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:47,882 I know. There's a nice hotel not far from here 118 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,577 where they do afternoon tea. 119 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,121 Afternoon tea, how sophisticated of us. 120 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,587 All right, if we're gonna be fancy, 121 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,988 I should probably put on clean underwear. 122 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,154 La-Dee-Da! Look who has clean underwear. 123 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,923 No, we're gonna stop at Target on the way. 124 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:06,428 Since Sheldon's not going to Comic-Con, 125 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,971 maybe we could find a cool trio to dress up as. 126 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,003 What if we go as The Fantastic Four, and just tell people 127 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,167 that The Invisible Girl is standing there with us. 128 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,337 Oh, and I thought our days of pretending 129 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:18,983 to be with women who don't exist were over. 130 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,254 Gentlemen, I am one step away 131 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:26,687 from securing a huge guest for my convention. 132 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:29,622 Does that step include chloroform and a roll of duct tape? 133 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,958 I don't think that will be necessary for Mr. James Earl Jones. 134 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,623 You heard me. The voice of Darth Vader, 135 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,360 the Lion King's dad, 136 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:41,972 and FYI, the guy who says, "This is CNN." 137 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,841 Which also sounds like Darth Vader. 138 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,714 How are you gonna get James Earl Jones? 139 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:54,215 Simple. Earlier today, he Tweeted that he's looking forward 140 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:56,945 to going to his favourite sushi restaurant for dinner. 141 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,488 I Googled an interview from four years ago 142 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,820 which was conducted in his favourite sushi restaurant. 143 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:06,362 That's where he'll be, and that's where I'm going, and-- 144 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:09,227 And that's where Darth Vader's gonna pour soy sauce on your head. 145 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,902 Sheldon, I don't care if you get scalped tickets with us or not, 146 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,904 but please don't be creepy and go stalking this poor guy. 147 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,667 You're gonna get in trouble. 148 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,812 You're the ones who are going to get in trouble. 149 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:22,969 You're buying non-transferable tickets. 150 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,241 And from a stranger, no less. 151 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,407 Not only can you get banned from Comic-Con, 152 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:30,316 if caught, you could be charged with petty theft. 153 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:33,014 You think about that while I'm warning James Earl Jones 154 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,659 about the danger of posting his location on Twitter. 155 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:39,863 He got lucky this time. There are some weirdos out there. 156 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,669 Forgot my keys. 157 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,119 Okay, great. Bye. 158 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,955 Our friendly neighborhood scalper says he's running late. 159 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,118 Does he sound like a criminal? 160 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,224 What do you mean? 161 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:18,768 You know, did he say things like, "Youse guys," or "Listen here, see?" 162 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:25,072 Yes. He's late because he's on his way here from 1940. 163 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,942 I'm just saying. We don't know who this guy is. 164 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,082 What if he wants to steal our money or our kidneys, 165 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,274 or make a suit out of our skins? 166 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:37,422 Why would someone want to make clothes out of your skin? 167 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,786 I don't know. Maybe 'cause dark doesn't show the stains? 168 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,822 Now you're making me wonder if we should have met him 169 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,156 at a neutral location. 170 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,492 Why do you think I told him to come to your place? 171 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,007 There sure are a lot of little kids here. 172 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,442 I can't believe we thought this would makes us feel grown up. 173 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,011 I can't believe the waiter thought I was your daughter. 174 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:11,178 Last time I got dressed up and had tea was when I was five. 175 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,120 Just me, my teddy bear, Raggedy Ann and my hamster. 176 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,953 -That's cute. -It was. 177 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,590 Until my hamster ate all her babies. 178 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,158 It got less cute really fast. 179 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,436 -Should we leave? -There's a bar in the lobby. 180 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:28,932 I could go for a drink. 181 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,970 Aw. Drinking in the afternoon, just like her mommy. 182 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,888 Let me guess. 183 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,720 You like Star Wars. 184 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:56,466 You know, I've been in other movies. 185 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,505 But you don't care about those, do you? 186 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:12,212 I have one thing to say to people like you.... 187 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,711 I like Star Wars, too! 188 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:19,646 Care to join me? 189 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,258 Thank you. 190 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,420 My friend Leonard said if I bothered you 191 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,395 while you were eating, you'd think I was a creepy stalker. 192 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:33,402 Well, your friend Leonard sounds like a real weenie. 193 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:39,339 He is, Mr. Earl Jones, he ls. 194 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,279 Okay, I'm on a Comic-Con message board, 195 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,384 and there's a post from a guy 196 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,612 where he says he got caught using someone else's badge, 197 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,257 and Sheldon was right, he did get charged with petty theft. 198 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,519 Guys, if I go to jail dressed as the Human Torch, 199 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,253 that might send the wrong message. 200 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,199 Maybe this isn't a good idea. 201 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:08,134 I can text the guy and tell him we changed our minds. 202 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,806 Do it. 203 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:14,912 Okay. We're officially not going to Comic-Con. 204 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,281 Hold on. We always do this. 205 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,812 -Do what? -Chicken out. 206 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,477 We're so afraid of getting into trouble 207 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,145 that we never do anything wrong. 208 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,654 That's 'cause we're the good guys. 209 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,724 Even Batman breaks the rules. 210 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,588 You know I struggle with Batman. 211 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,426 I say, this one time, instead of wimping out, 212 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,568 let's be badasses! 213 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,228 Okay, I'll be a badass. 214 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,339 But only if you pinky-swear to be one, too. 215 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,272 Howard, you in on this? 216 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,239 No need. I'm breaking rules all the time. 217 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,509 Name one. 218 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:52,809 Last night. 219 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,680 Drank my Pepto straight out of the bottle. 220 00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,680 What about that little cup they give you? 221 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,018 Yeah. 222 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,460 What about it? 223 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,254 Are you impressed by that? 224 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,957 -A little. -Yeah, me, too. 225 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,799 When I first read the script for Empire Strikes Back 226 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,433 and Darth Vader told Luke he was his father, 227 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,477 I thought for sure he was lying. 228 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:26,110 Me, too! But he wasn't, was he? 229 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,717 He was not! 230 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,945 How messed up was that? 231 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,056 So messed up. 232 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,951 What do you say let's go have some fun? 233 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,685 My wife's in New York, and I got a Lion King 234 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,388 residual check burning a hole in my pocket. 235 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,961 So, afternoon tea was a bust. 236 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,730 On the bright side, every six-year-old there 237 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,670 was jealous of my tiara. 238 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,535 Not gonna lie, it felt good. 239 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,407 When did you guys start feeling grown up? 240 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,983 'Cause I am not sure I do. 241 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,810 Honestly, I thought when I got married I would, 242 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,081 but I still kind of feel like I'm pretending. 243 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,355 It doesn't help that most of my clothes come from Gap Kids. 244 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,761 Okay, so I'm an adult, 245 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,422 and the other day I saw an old man slip and fall down, 246 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,568 and I laughed. 247 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,000 I mean, I laughed hard. 248 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,770 Like, out loud. 249 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,509 If he was conscious, he would've heard me. 250 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,844 -Oh, my gosh. -I know. 251 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,673 One of the tennis balls came off his walker 252 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,680 and bounced right off his head. I mean.... 253 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,608 I almost wet myself. 254 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,180 I guess you had to be there. 255 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,249 I think I have you both beat. 256 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,689 Imagine trying to feel like a grown-up 257 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,124 when you've never even been with a man. 258 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,560 Sex is not what makes you a grown-up. 259 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,132 Yeah. Or you'd be the oldest one here. 260 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,105 Really? Is that how you talk to your mother? 261 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,434 He just parked. He's on his way up. 262 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,807 Good. This is exciting. 263 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,209 It is. I feel alive. 264 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,543 What if we do get caught? Who cares? 265 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,117 So we get banned from Comic-Con. 266 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,617 Maybe slapped with a fine. 267 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,881 I'll be an astronaut and a bad boy. 268 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,081 How will women keep their pants on? 269 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,984 Maybe it'll come up when I apply for citizenship. 270 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,055 Oh, crap, what if it comes up when I apply for citizenship? 271 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,764 I wonder if we'd have to disclose something like this 272 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,562 when we apply for grants. 273 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,097 He's gonna be here any second, what should we do? 274 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,003 You guys are such babies. 275 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,643 I'll handle this. 276 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,113 If he thinks we're not home, he'll go away. 277 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:39,839 I thought you were a badass. 278 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,282 I lied about the Pepto, I always use the little cup! 279 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,960 Is it true, as a child, you were a stutterer 280 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,929 and were functionally mute for eight years? 281 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,362 It is true. 282 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:01,498 Is it true they used scuba gear 283 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,834 to create the sound of Darth Vader breathing? 284 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,010 -They sure did. -Oh. 285 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:10,540 Is it true that you were pre-med in college 286 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,376 and you almost became a doctor? 287 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,109 -That's right. -Oh, James! 288 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,281 I could listen to your stories all night. 289 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,628 I mean, really, what's so great about being grown up? 290 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,237 Well, for starters, we'd be splitting this check three ways. 291 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,305 I'm serious. Who wants to do all that stuff? 292 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,466 Have insurance, pay mortgages, 293 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,239 leave one of those little notes when you hit a parked car. 294 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,650 I told you it was Penny. 295 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,146 Oh, come on, it wasn't me. 296 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:52,812 Anyone could have knocked your mirror off or whatever happened. 297 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,058 Maybe the guys are right. 298 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,162 We spent the whole night trying to be mature, 299 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:00,763 and it was kind of boring. 300 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,991 I'm sure they're having more fun than we are. 301 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:08,371 God, I could really use exactly two tablespoons of Pepto right now. 302 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,716 Hey, Los Angeles! 303 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,582 I'm on a Ferris wheel with Darth Vader! 304 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,725 And he's nicer than you think! 305 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,223 I am! 306 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,797 Bring it home, Mufasa. 307 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,814 I don't understand what we're doing. 308 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,247 Shh. 309 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,281 Whose house is that? 310 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:58,979 Carrie Fisher. 311 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,556 And she's a little crazy, so get ready to run. 312 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,642 It's not funny anymore, James! 313 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,240 Then why am I laughing! 314 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,849 Sheldon, this is the perfect end to a perfect night. 315 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,453 Okay. 316 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,029 But I think it could have ended with the karaoke. 317 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:46,935 What were you trying to ask me at the strip club? 318 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,365 Oh. How much does it cost to get them off my lap? 319 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,710 No. Something about a convention. 320 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,280 Oh, right! Well... 321 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,441 ...my friends and I couldn't get into Comic-Con this year, 322 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,213 and I was trying to start my own convention, 323 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:08,120 and I was going to ask if you would be a panelist. 324 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,494 Why don't you and your friends come to Comic-Can with me? 325 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,153 -Really? -Of course. 326 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,390 And San Diego is right across the border 327 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:19,559 from my favourite city on Earth, Tijuana... 328 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,707 ...where I'm taking you every night! 329 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,541 Ay-ay-ay. 330 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,014 Ay-ay-ay, bang-bang. 331 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,521 So, Beau Bridges is on my shoulders, 332 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,059 and Jeff Bridges is on Marlon Brando's shoulders, 333 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,595 and remember, we do not have permission to be in the pool. 334 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,824 Hey! Sheldon, wake up! 335 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,664 Angie Dickinson is about to sic the dogs on us, 336 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,272 and I go under the water and Marlon goes under the water, 337 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,102 and the water raises about two feet 338 00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,572 and sloshes all over her patio, 339 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,609 and the dogs freak out and run like hell, 340 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,269 then we run like hell.... 341 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,112 Oh, boy! 342 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,080 That was a lot of fun. 343 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,285 Who's Angie Dickinson?