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♪ Let's fall in love ♪

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♪ Why shouldn't we
fall in love? ♪

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♪ Now is the time for it
while we are young ♪

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♪ Let's fall in love... ♪

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AL:
This is it... 872.

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CARRIE:
You're kidding.

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AL:
Why? You don't like it?

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I... I think it's beautiful.

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I'm just...

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Wow.

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What do you say we officially
christen the place?

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Do you mean carry me
over the threshold?

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If you're gonna do something,
do it right.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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(yells, laughs)

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Don't drop me.

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I've always wanted
to live in a brownstone.

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And now you do.

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And now I do.

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Look at this.

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- Mm-hmm.
- (gasps) Careful.

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Our fancy neighbors will see.

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That's the idea.

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You know...

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this whole marriage thing
isn't so bad.

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? Let's fall in love.?

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(indistinct chatter)

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AL:
Hey, can you hear me?

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CARRIE (over phone):
I would hear you better

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if you'd stopped shouting.
Where are you?

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That Japanese place on Green
with the amazing sushi

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where we went after we closed
the Burrell case.

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Yashin, yes, and it was after
the Zuniga case, actually.

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Right, so what did I get again?

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It was some kind of roll
with, uh, sea eel and something.

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What am I,
your personal Zagat guide?

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Come on, I know you remember.

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It's almost my turn.

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Fine, fine, fine.

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You ordered a dragon roll,
which, by the way,

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no self-respecting
sushi lover would...

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Now, wait. I liked
what you had with the sauce.

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<i>Shinko.</i> River fish.

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River fish. Got it.

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Remember you kept leaning
across the table to get

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at mine, and you got
a stain on your tie,

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which, by the way,
was an improvement on that tie.

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Thank you.

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Did you want something?

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Yeah, I want river fish.

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Hold on. I got a call.

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There you go.

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Can I help you?

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Al Burns.

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Got it. On my way.

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Mister, you want to order
or not?

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Next time.

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Hey, can you meet me somewhere?

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(camera shutter clicks,
garbled radio transmission)

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GREEN: Victims are, uh,
Glen and lanna Truman.

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Married, two kids in college.

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He's some kind of ad exec,
she works for the Guggenheim.

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Only things missing
are the wedding rings.

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- Just like the others, huh?
- Yep.

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Just like the others?
What-What's going on, Al?

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Excuse me just one second.

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Yeah.

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Three and a half years ago,
Green and I worked homicide

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together in Queens.

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We had two cases
just like this one.

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Husband and wife,
affluent like this.

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Killed like this.

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Wedding rings gone, too.

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Any suspects?

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AL:
No arrests, nothing.

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All we had:
Matching ballistics from

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a.40-caliber.
Then, a few months in,

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we found out about two other
couples... Columbus, Ohio, 2008.

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Same exact M.O.

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Two sets of two.

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We kept at it,
but trail went cold.

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I guess it's heating up.

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Alicia and Harvey Reid... that's
the first couple we found.

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Killed in 2010, both shot
multiple times in the chest.

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Married 18 years.

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- Two beautiful kids.
- How was the marriage?

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By all accounts,
solid as a rock.

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They were both
investment bankers,

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on the boards
of a dozen charities.

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We couldn't find
a single person

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with a bad thing
to say about them.

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Yeah, well, someone had
a problem with them.

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What's with
the missing wedding rings?

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No idea, but in each case,

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more expensive jewelry
was left untouched.

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Then, one week later,
Lexie and Donald Grant.

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Successful art dealers.

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Penthouse in Chelsea, same M.O.

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Killing couples is a pretty rare
serial killer profile.

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I mean, you got the Zodiac
killer out in California.

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He killed couples.

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Son of Sam shot at several
couples parked in their cars.

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Yeah, but all those victims
were teenagers,

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early 20s at most.

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The affluence and age
of these couples

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- doesn't fit any pattern
we can find. - Mm-hmm.

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Murray, if you could get
on the ballistics.

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I'm guessing.40-caliber.

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With some luck,
we should be able to match them.

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You got it.

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Burns? Got a sec?

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AL:
<i>What, it"s not major enough</i>

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for Major Crimes?

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I didn't say that.

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I said we had limited resources,
and the choice of

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how to allocate those resources
belongs to me.

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We're talking about a series
of double homicides

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that I believe are related.

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I know you have history
with this, but a serial killer

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who randomly targets
wealthy middle-aged couples?

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Oh, I get it.

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It's the headlines, right?

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Al, fortunately
and unfortunately,

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when we take on a case,

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a certain amount of media
attention generally follows.

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Yeah, you don't want
your rich friends

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waking up to the news
they're being stalked

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in their own homes.

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I am simply asking that, despite
your personal convictions,

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we not jump to any conclusions.

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You don't have to jump
to these conclusions.

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They're staring you in the face!

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Fine, use the team.

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But you got 48 hours to work
this up as a serial killer.

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After that, we're gonna dump it
down to Midtown South

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as a home invasion homicide.

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Fine, but by the way,

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you hired me
for my personal convictions.

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WEBSTER:
<i>4</i>8 <i>hours, rea</i>//<i>y?</i>

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I'm gonna have to put
a rush on all my tests.

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You know what?
Those lab techs owe me.

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I am practically the only one
that goes to their bake sales.

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You have bake sales
in forensics?

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Oh, you would be
so surprised to see

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what a little centrifuging does
to lemon meringue.

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(chuckles)

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Okay, so... we have the obvious.

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Cause of death:
Gunshot wound to the upper

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thoracic region caused by
a.40-millimeter projectile.

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Markings consistent

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with a Sig Sauer P250 handgun.

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Was the same weapon used?

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Inconclusive.

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But why these
particular couples?

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The only connecting factor

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is that he takes
their wedding rings.

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That's a bonus grab.

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Those wedding rings were
probably worth a pretty penny.

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So, you got nothing unusual, Jo?

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You know what?

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I don't know.

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My predecessors in Queens
were not known

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for their
intellectual curiosity.

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Mm.

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- Am I being catty?
- Mm-hmm.

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- Oh, good.
- (laughs)

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Okay, take a look at this
from 2010.

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"Unidentified hairs
found on the victim."

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Mrs. Grant, Lexie.

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Now, a simple scan

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with an electron microscope
would have indicated

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that the scale pattern
was equine,

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not human,
but did they bother to look?

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No.

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GREEN: <i>Victims are, uh,</i>
<i>G</i>/<i>en and</i> /<i>anna Truman.</i>

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<i>Married, two kids in co</i>//<i>ege.</i>

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<i>He"s some kind of ad exec,</i>
<i>she works for the Guggenheim.</i>

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Equine. Horse hair.

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Exactly.

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WOMAN:
God, it's a tragedy.

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Yeah, I know the Truman girls.

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Everyone loves them.

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I can't imagine
how they'll get through this.

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That's Annie.

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What about Talia Grant,
Lexie Grant's daughter? 2010?

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- You know her?
- Let me see if I can find her.

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I'm just wondering if maybe

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they shared the same instructor
or something.

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Well, I'm not sure.

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Here we go.

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This is Talia Grant's class.

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No, her instructor
was Claudia Baker,

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but she left us
over two years ago.

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There's a Brenner
in both of these classes.

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Those are Eileen Brenner's kids.

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She's coming by here later today
with one of her daughters.

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Thanks.

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JAY: So we're talking
Eileen and Howard Brenner.

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Married 15 years.
They live up in Scarsdale.

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Turns out,
they have two daughters.

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One who rode with Annie Truman,

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and the older daughter, who rode
with Talia Grant back in 2010.

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Okay, so they took
riding lessons together.

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Great. You got more?

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Don't I always, Al?
For starters, I got a series

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of cell phone calls in 2010 from
Donald Grant to Eileen Brenner.

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So? Their kids are
in the same class.

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They're making carpool plans.

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Yeah, but how do you
explain calls

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from the two other
dead husbands,

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Truman and Reid,
to Mrs. Brenner, as well?

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And the fact that the number
they used to call her

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isn't the same one her own
husband used to call her.

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Now, that's some pretty secret
carpool plans.

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I don't know. They're all having
affairs with Eileen Brenner?

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I don't buy it.

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And by all accounts,
these marriages were strong.

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Okay, go ahead.

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What?

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- Ask me if I have more.
- Jay.

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Right.

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So, after I found those calls,

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I took all the data
you worked up

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from the first two homicides.

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Cell phone records,
bank statements, duplicated

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with Brenners and
our last victims, the Trumans.

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- Lot of data.
- Which is why

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I ran it through an NSA data
mining search engine, and...

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found... that.

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What is that?

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Those empty spaces represent
three-hour time blocks

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of no cell phone use.

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Which means none of the husbands
made any calls,

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used any cards
or checked any e-mail accounts

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within those three hours.

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Wait a second.
I know those dates.

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August 8, August 17.

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The Reid and Grant murders.

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Exactly. Those couples
were killed within 12 hours

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of the husband going dark.

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Same goes true for Glen Truman
and his wife lanna yesterday.

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So, the question is:

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What were they doing
in those three hours?

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I might have an answer.

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Turns out, our Eileen Brenner
wasn't always Eileen Brenner.

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Meet the former Eileen Hanson.

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Complete with
a criminal history.

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- A prostitution charge.
- MURRAY: Oh, several.

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Out of Florida 17 years ago.

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After graduating college,

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she and a couple
sorority sisters apparently

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started a little call girl ring.

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00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:16,389
Our squeaky clean Scarsdale
soccer mom was once a hooker.

254
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,119
Prostitution.
Three hours sounds about right.

255
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,001
Eileen Brenner?

256
00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,503
That's right.

257
00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,838
NYPD. Like to ask you
a few questions

258
00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,373
about Donald Grant.

259
00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:35,942
I'm sorry. Who?

260
00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,209
Donald Grant.

261
00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:40,379
Um, that name isn't familiar.

262
00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:43,482
What about Harvey Reid
or Glen Truman?

263
00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:45,217
I'm sorry.

264
00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:47,153
Beth, I'll be in
in a minute.

265
00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:48,521
I'm not talking to you.

266
00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,122
CARRIE:
Eileen,

267
00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:52,224
do you own an apartment
on East 20th Street?

268
00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,192
(sighs)
I may.

269
00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:58,164
Well, if I was paying
$6,300 a month

270
00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:01,867
and running an escort service
out of it, I think I'd know.

271
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,235
Mom, is everything okay?

272
00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,437
Yeah.

273
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,029
Go on ahead. It's fine.

274
00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:09,442
Look, Eileen,
we're not here to judge you.

275
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,744
I-I don't care
how you make your money.

276
00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:14,246
But you are the only thing
that connects us

277
00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,816
to six victims
in a multiple homicide.

278
00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,351
Wait. Homicide?

279
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,086
Yes. So, if you know
anything at all,

280
00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,621
right now is the time to talk.

281
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,456
I don't know anything
about anybody being killed.

282
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,724
AL:
We're going to need

283
00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,193
the phone numbers and identities
of all your workers.

284
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,320
I can't give you
that information.

285
00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,431
Eileen, did you hear
what I just said?

286
00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:36,035
I'm sorry. I can't give you
their names...

287
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,162
because I don't know them.

288
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,416
What do you mean, she doesn't
know who works for her?

289
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,752
That's how she runs it; she only
know her girls by aliases

290
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,120
and their disposable
cell phone numbers.

291
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,288
Okay, so all the husbands
used the same escort service

292
00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:57,556
and the same apartment.

293
00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,025
That doesn't mean
it's the same killer.

294
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,594
Which leaves you... 39 hours.

295
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,162
Oh, by the way,

296
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:06,632
I assume that you tipped off
Vice to the arrest?

297
00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:08,463
- What arrest?
- Okay...

298
00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,237
I hesitate to ask this,

299
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,739
but how exactly did you
leave things with Mrs. Brenner?

300
00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:15,441
We told her to keep doing
what she's been doing.

301
00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:16,442
In fact, we insisted.

302
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,743
Oh, good. You insisted

303
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,512
that she continue to operate
a criminal enterprise.

304
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,180
We're not interested
in a prostitution bust.

305
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,515
We're trying to find a killer,

306
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,016
who's probably
about to kill again,

307
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,285
and Eileen Brenner's service
is the only thing that connects

308
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,220
- all our victims.
- Great.

309
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:31,223
So now Major Crimes is
in business with prostitutes.

310
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,815
That a problem?

311
00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,396
So Brenner only knows her girls

312
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,798
through their cell phones,
right?

313
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,866
Yeah, and they were all
burner cells, so dead end.

314
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,803
Maybe not. I tracked down the
serial numbers on the phones,

315
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,138
and check this out.

316
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:47,807
Most of the phones
were purchased

317
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,710
at a campus bookstore
at Hudson University.

318
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,445
A college? Oh, come on.

319
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,679
She's recruiting students?

320
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,014
Maybe.

321
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:58,117
Me and Murray are gonna
head over there right now.

322
00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,785
MAN: <i>Yeah, sure.</i>
<i>Uh, prepaid disposab</i>/<i>es</i>

323
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:02,588
are popular, what with,
you know, two-year plans...

324
00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,924
you get locked in,
they're super expensive.

325
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,660
And, uh, the kids love
the whole privacy element.

326
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,462
Well, it would be very helpful

327
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,098
if we could take a look
at your past sales records.

328
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,766
Sure.
Um, I mean, I'd need to see

329
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,367
if we can generate
those kinds of receipts.

330
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,569
We can get you the phone

331
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,404
I.D. Numbers if that'll
help you find them.

332
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,473
So, now, you looking for phones

333
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,168
or, uh, the folks
who bought 'em?

334
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,612
We'd like to know who bought
these specific phones, yeah.

335
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:27,947
See, now,
that I don't know about.

336
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,081
That might be a little tougher.

337
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,950
Harvey, this is a pretty
important investigation.

338
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,551
No, right, yeah, you said, um...

339
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,120
"Major Squad" or whatever.

340
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,722
It's just that I'm not so sure
what I'm allowed to do,

341
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,125
and I really feel like I should
give the dean's office a call.

342
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,114
Huh.

343
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,194
Go ahead.

344
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,829
- Yeah, sure. I'll call.
- Go for it.

345
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,231
You'll have to excuse Harvey.

346
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,433
The bookstore's sort of
his domain.

347
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:51,237
He actually attended Hudson,
uh, dropped out sophomore year,

348
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,972
and he's been
at that bookstore ever since.

349
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,473
I get it. My cousin Chrissy...

350
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,108
she's been a junior
over at Bennington

351
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,336
for five years now, so...
(chuckles)

352
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:01,547
Uh, detectives,
uh, if what you suspect

353
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:04,083
regarding these cell phones
is true,

354
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,819
it would obviously be
quite disturbing to us.

355
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,087
Well, Dean Proctor,
we're not suggesting

356
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,855
the university was aware
of this activity.

357
00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,991
The truth is, we were aware.

358
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,325
Excuse me?

359
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:16,595
About five years ago,
a couple parents raised concerns

360
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:19,865
about certain income that their
children couldn't account for.

361
00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:22,668
And we conducted
an internal investigation

362
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:25,604
and found that several
of our students were engaged

363
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,506
in this sort of... activity.

364
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,375
The-the students that were
involved were asked

365
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,644
to withdraw,
which they did immediately

366
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,012
when faced with our evidence.

367
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:36,549
Sir, we're gonna
need access to your records.

368
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,683
There are no records.

369
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,251
Um, after we were

370
00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:41,387
convinced that the activity
had ceased,

371
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:44,423
we destroyed all records
of our investigation.

372
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,492
You destroyed records
of criminal activity

373
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,661
to spare the school
some embarrassment?

374
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,864
It wasn't only the school
that was spared embarrassment.

375
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:54,033
Our investigation uncovered
the identity

376
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,035
of many of these girls' clients.

377
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,204
I assure you,
if you had seen that list,

378
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,540
you would've appreciated
our discretion.

379
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,143
People are being killed,
Dean Proctor.

380
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:07,313
If you or your university
has obstructed our investigation

381
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:11,215
in any way, your endowment will
be the least of your concerns.

382
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:21,260
CARRIE: <i>Have you ever seen</i>
<i>any of these men going in or out</i>

383
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,862
of Eileen Brenner's apartment?

384
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,196
I don't know.

385
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,498
There's some medical offices
on the first floor,

386
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,534
the psychologist
and a podiatrist.

387
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,202
So there's a lot
of foot traffic.

388
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,004
No pun intended.

389
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,139
You got a hard drive for these?

390
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,809
DVR's been out a while.

391
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,278
Don't want to record
any faces, huh?

392
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,881
Hey, I just work the door.

393
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,872
Sure you do.

394
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,086
I got two in the front.

395
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,354
Should take in
the whole sitting area.

396
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:49,455
And one back here.

397
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,490
I could rig up a special
just for the bed.

398
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:52,725
No, that's okay.

399
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,994
We just want to I.D.
The clients and the girls.

400
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,894
We don't need the whole show.

401
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,801
This is all just... sad.

402
00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:05,137
CARRIE: What, you mean rich
married guys sleeping with girls

403
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,472
young enough
to be their daughters?

404
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:10,643
Yeah, and then the rich
married guys get killed.

405
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,344
You know, it seems like...
whoever's doing this

406
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:15,614
is making a point
about these men.

407
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:18,617
But why kill the wives?

408
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:21,287
All right,
what if it's not the men?

409
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,522
What-what if it's the marriages?

410
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,258
All of these couples,
they seem... perfect.

411
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,359
Mm.

412
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,528
The money,
public displays of romance.

413
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,163
Storybook relationships.

414
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:34,033
- Every one a lie.
- Every one a lie.

415
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:37,369
What if our killer
is punishing the hypocrites?

416
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:40,339
Husband and wife.

417
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:41,738
Mm.

418
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:45,544
- Hey. - Surveillance camera
picked up our first one.

419
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,212
- Already?
- She should be in class.

420
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:48,547
Use your head, girl.

421
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,949
Showtime.

422
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,645
Am I alone in feeling
like I don't want to watch this?

423
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,156
<i>What, you mean</i>
<i>rich married guys</i>

424
00:15:57,156 --> 00:16:00,259
sleeping with girls young enough
to be their daughters?

425
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:03,126
Yeah, and then the rich
married guys get killed.

426
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,342
That clock.

427
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,643
Wait a second.

428
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,312
When we were there this morning,
it was accurate.

429
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,514
Now it says 3:34.
What time is it, Jay?

430
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:25,117
It's, uh, 2:34.
It's an hour off.

431
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:26,385
It's an hour off.

432
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,754
So someone went in
after we left and changed it.

433
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,222
But why?

434
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,257
Let's find out who it was.

435
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,892
<i>You put a camera in the c</i>/<i>ock.</i>

436
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,761
Okay, but I didn't kill anybody.

437
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,697
Not only do you record
these girls and their johns,

438
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,899
you stupidly record
the time and date.

439
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:43,602
We found these
in your apartment.

440
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,571
"September 15, 5:45 p.m."

441
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,107
Glen Truman. September 15.

442
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,641
You were working that day.

443
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,910
You saw him come in,
you saw him go out.

444
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,780
You followed him home, and
you murdered him and his wife.

445
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,849
No! No, I swear to you, no!

446
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,451
All three men were in the
building when you were working.

447
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,854
All three couples were murdered
when you weren't.

448
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,455
Am I missing something here?

449
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,791
I'm telling you, all I did
was set up the nanny cam

450
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,226
in the clock.
I didn't kill anyone!

451
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,761
I swear!

452
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,161
I'm just a perv.

453
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,873
Jay, you get anything
off the videos?

454
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,209
I think our doorman
shouldn't quit his day job.

455
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,711
His shot selection is awful,

456
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,279
and with the films
taken together...

457
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:28,781
forget it... this man displays

458
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,282
a certain narrative monotony,
you know what I'm saying?

459
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,817
All right, you think
he's our guy or not?

460
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,385
I doubt it.

461
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,654
His alibi for
the Truman killings checks out.

462
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,489
He did record
all three of our victims,

463
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:38,891
but each with a different woman.

464
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,726
I sent the pictures
of the girls to that dean

465
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,262
over at Hudson University
to see if he can help I.D. Them.

466
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,331
All right, so the question is:
If the link isn't one escort,

467
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,534
does anything tie
these victims together

468
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,135
other than their profiles?

469
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,538
Well, our killer chooses
his victims, right?

470
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,706
So if it's not the doorman,
where does he see 'em?

471
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,843
You know, usually
these high-end operations,

472
00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,145
the girls like to check out
the johns first.

473
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:04,650
Some public place...
restaurant, nightclub.

474
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,585
Only problem is,
because of the number system,

475
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,487
we can't ask Brenner;
she wouldn't know.

476
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:11,156
Yeah. It's not like
we can ask the victims.

477
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,858
You know what?

478
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,693
Maybe there is
someone we can ask.

479
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,428
With what Brenner charges
these guys, you figure

480
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,097
they got to be
heavy hitters, right?

481
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,198
- Mm-hmm.
- I think I even

482
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,999
recognize a couple of them.

483
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:24,765
If we can get 'em to talk to us,
maybe we're in business.

484
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,941
They don't have to talk to <i>us.</i>

485
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,617
You look good, Eliot.
You lose some weight?

486
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,819
Uh, no, actually,
I have put on a few pounds.

487
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,522
- Stress eating.
- Ah.

488
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,491
Don't I know it.

489
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,392
So, how's the new gig
treating you?

490
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,896
Uh, seems like you're getting
a lot of nice press out of it.

491
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,231
It's going well. Thanks.

492
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:55,134
And, uh, yes,
we do get the press.

493
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,003
(chuckles) Listen, I'm sorry
to cut to the chase,

494
00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,805
but I have a meeting later.

495
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,241
Exploratory committee.

496
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,843
I'm thinking about
throwing the old hat in:

497
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:08,313
Mayor, 2017.

498
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,582
On the Q.T.

499
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,317
Q.T.

500
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,721
Of course, I am accepting
support of all kinds.

501
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,990
(chuckles)
Uh, it's funny.

502
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,160
I have something that I need
to speak with you about

503
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,496
on the... Q.T. Also.

504
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,498
And what's that?

505
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,799
(clears throat)

506
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:31,470
Does the name Eileen Brenner
mean anything to you?

507
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,472
Well, I meet a lot of people.

508
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,840
Should it?

509
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,742
She is a madam.

510
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:41,680
And you are a fairly reliable
customer of hers, so...

511
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,616
yeah, it should.

512
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,685
No idea
what you're talking about.

513
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:50,553
I-I didn't want to do this,
Stanton.

514
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,402
You trying
to shake me down, Eliot?

515
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,471
God, no. No.

516
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:09,474
Although,
now that you mention it,

517
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:13,545
should these aspirations of
yours come to fruition, I'm...

518
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,514
I'm sure I'll think
of something.

519
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,074
Fine.

520
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,512
What do you want?

521
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,963
The bar's called the Windover,
between Lex and Park on 57th.

522
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,799
According to Stanton, all the
first meets take place there.

523
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,901
I'm telling you, this guy
hasn't been this speechless

524
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,502
since the Dinkins
administration.

525
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:40,138
He'll do anything for us... he'll
set up meets, give us names...

526
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,140
as long as we keep
his name out of it.

527
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,342
We don't need him.

528
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:44,810
He was practically begging
to wear a wire.

529
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,278
What do you mean,
we don't need him?

530
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,080
He doesn't fit the profile
of our victims.

531
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,481
Stanton Ward is divorced.

532
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,416
Our guy's not
going to target him.

533
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,452
Burns, believe me,
this guy will be of help us.

534
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:54,620
Oh, he's already helped us.

535
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,154
We know where the girls
make their first meet.

536
00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:57,956
What's the plan?
We just sit and wait

537
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,625
for the perfect married john
to show up,

538
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,826
which could be God knows when.

539
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,261
CARRIE:
No, we don't have to wait.

540
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,029
- Hey.
- Oh.

541
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,464
No, see, I hate it
when you do this.

542
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,432
- Do what?
- You know.

543
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,835
Have Burns soften me up
with a jab, then you come in

544
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,370
at the perfect moment
with the left hook.

545
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,505
I prefer to think of it
as an uppercut.

546
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:16,041
Listen, Eliot, I think
whoever we're after is a person

547
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,710
who grew up in a world that
was perfect on the outside

548
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,479
but rotten on the inside.

549
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:21,947
By killing
these married couples,

550
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,117
this person, in their mind,
is killing their own parents,

551
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,319
the ones who made them suffer
behind closed doors

552
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,054
by denying the lies
in their own marriage.

553
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,989
This person is targeting

554
00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:33,592
perfect couples, ones who seem
too good to be real

555
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,492
because they aren't real.

556
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,630
All right,
I'll buy your profile.

557
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,666
But where do we find
such a couple?

558
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,000
Al, will you marry me?

559
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,991
- Thought you'd never ask.
- Ah.

560
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,376
MAN:
What can I get you, sir?

561
00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:52,911
I'll have your best
Irish whiskey, neat.

562
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,279
CARRIE (over earpiece):
You could order

563
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,814
a martini or something, Al.

564
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,649
Irish whiskey
is a little cop bar,

565
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:58,750
don't you think?

566
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,285
I like to taste my whiskey.

567
00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:02,454
How do I look?

568
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:04,056
Suit's a little tight.

569
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,616
Well, that's 'cause it fits.

570
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,828
CARRIE:
Wow, that was quick.

571
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,830
(mellow jazz music playing)

572
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:12,998
Hey.

573
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,329
Hey yourself.

574
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,336
That whiskey?

575
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,338
Irish. Can I get you one?

576
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,040
Only cops drink Irish.

577
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,009
CARRIE:
I told you.

578
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,944
You're not a cop, are you?

579
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:27,846
(quietly):
Scotland Yard, retired.

580
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:28,980
(laughs)

581
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,350
Nah, I wish.

582
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,653
I play around a little
with hedge funds.

583
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:37,489
I never know
what that actually means.

584
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:40,425
Well, it means
I'm a little boring...

585
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:43,161
I have time to kill

586
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:46,064
and... maybe some cash to burn.

587
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:49,201
You want to burn some on me?

588
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,937
I'm old enough
to be your father.

589
00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:54,806
So?

590
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,942
I feel old.

591
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,643
You know?

592
00:22:58,643 --> 00:22:59,974
Mm.

593
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,448
Yeah. Maybe.

594
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,143
You're nice.

595
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,284
(chuckles softly)

596
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:13,251
Just go online and pick a time.

597
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,528
"Lauren."

598
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:18,291
I'm Al.

599
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,905
How did I do?

600
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,106
Fine.

601
00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:30,909
But, you know,
you could stop smiling.

602
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,844
Who's smiling?

603
00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:34,513
I'm working.

604
00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:35,844
Mm.

605
00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:49,861
- (Carrie laughing)
- ? Let's fall in love?

606
00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:52,497
? Why shouldn't we
fall in love??

607
00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:56,535
? Now is the time for it
while we are young?

608
00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:58,670
- ? Let's fall in love.?
- (squealing laugh)

609
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,338
(sighs)

610
00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:01,606
Wow.

611
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,709
Wow. I've always wanted
to live in a brownstone.

612
00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:06,144
And now you do.

613
00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:08,339
And now I do.

614
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,249
- Look at this.
- Mm-hmm.

615
00:24:11,249 --> 00:24:12,684
(gasps)
Careful.

616
00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:14,686
Our fancy new neighbors
will see.

617
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,087
That's the idea.

618
00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:18,190
(giggles)
You know,

619
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:20,492
this whole marriage thing
isn't so bad.

620
00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:21,720
Hmm.

621
00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:25,730
JAY: Okay, guys, we are...
up and running.

622
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:28,433
I'm sorry, am I interrupting
something here, guys?

623
00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:31,903
No, we're just practicing
our overt displays of affection.

624
00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:33,839
Yeah, Al's really getting
into the role-playing.

625
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,307
- He's a total exhibitionist.
- Me?

626
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,808
CARRIE:
Yeah, you.

627
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,845
December 24, 1999,
Madison Suites,

628
00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:42,047
room 108... there was
that big window...

629
00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:44,049
- Jay, don't ever get married.
- Okay, guys...

630
00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:45,350
Don't do it.

631
00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:47,085
- Aw...
- Speaking of exhibitionists,

632
00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:49,921
uh, we kind of got you
on a bunch of screens over here.

633
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:52,157
So, here's how it lays out.

634
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,426
I got surveillance cams
all throughout the brownstone.

635
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,495
Two in this room, one in
the bedroom, one in the kitchen.

636
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,629
Now, they're
all Bluetooth-enabled,

637
00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,664
so you can turn them on and off
with the remotes

638
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,633
- you see around you.
- Oh, look at that.

639
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,134
We're gonna have
constant visual contact

640
00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:04,436
from Major Crimes.

641
00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:07,339
Perfect little love nest
for the perfect little couple.

642
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,773
Perfect little trap.

643
00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:11,009
Mm. Well, now we're just
gonna have to show

644
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,978
our perfect little selves
off to the world.

645
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:14,946
Oh, that shouldn't be
an issue for you.

646
00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:17,015
Oh, don't start with me.

647
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:21,119
Remember, I said
constant visual contact, right?

648
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,487
We're working here.

649
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:25,423
We're working here.
(laughs)

650
00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:26,525
??

651
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,187
? Our day will come?

652
00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:33,064
? And we'll have?

653
00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:35,464
? Everything?

654
00:25:37,135 --> 00:25:39,797
? We'll share the joy...?

655
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,641
(Carrie gasps)

656
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:43,975
You can't be serious.

657
00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:45,243
Oh, I'm serious.

658
00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:47,379
- Really? - I am seriously
in love with you.

659
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,714
(laughs)
Oh...

660
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,717
Oh, wow.
Well, that is a lot...

661
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,486
of diamonds, honey.

662
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:56,054
147, actually.

663
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,890
Circular, pear and marquise-cut
diamond clusters,

664
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,325
internally flawless.

665
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:01,993
- Oh...
- Hmm. Have you got any

666
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:03,461
that are externally flawless?

667
00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:04,496
Well, sir, I...

668
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,598
- To match her?
- Oh.

669
00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:08,099
(laughs)

670
00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:10,835
Brother. That's...

671
00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:12,938
AL:
That looks beautiful, right?

672
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,205
Oh.

673
00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:15,740
I'm in love with you.

674
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,809
Mm, say it again.

675
00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,511
(laughs):
He's gonna...

676
00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,146
I'm in love with you.

677
00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:22,380
We'll take it.

678
00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:24,115
JEWELER:
Very good, sir.

679
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:25,517
(AI exhales)

680
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:28,820
Well, sweetheart,
what a wonderful day.

681
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:30,155
- Magical.
- Mm-hmm.

682
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:31,423
Mm-hmm.

683
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,425
Oh, hell. I'm late
for my manager's meeting

684
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,960
at Gramercy Park.

685
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,595
Oh, you have to go.

686
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,797
All right.

687
00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:40,832
(quietly):
Today really was fun.

688
00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:42,601
It really was.

689
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,036
Be careful.

690
00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:46,404
Nothing's gonna happen
till later,

691
00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:47,701
and by then, I'll be home.

692
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,240
Home?

693
00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:55,413
You know, you should probably...

694
00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:58,550
kiss me good-bye,
in case anyone's watching.

695
00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,575
You're probably right.

696
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,921
??

697
00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:18,926
I love you.

698
00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:27,712
(knocking)

699
00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:29,009
LAUREN:
/<i>t"s open.</i>

700
00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:33,485
- Well, hello.
- Hey.

701
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,653
I remembered.

702
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,655
Oh, uh, thanks, but, uh...

703
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,123
- no, thanks.
- No?

704
00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:40,125
- I don't drink on the job.
- Everything all right?

705
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,060
Yeah. It's, um...

706
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,362
No, it's-it's not. Listen.

707
00:27:44,362 --> 00:27:46,598
Jay. Jay, do you read?

708
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,199
Loud and clear, boss.

709
00:27:48,199 --> 00:27:49,234
LAUREN:
What's going on?

710
00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:50,735
AL:
You got a visual on Carrie?

711
00:27:50,735 --> 00:27:51,736
JAY:
Indeed I do.

712
00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:52,871
LAUREN:
Oh, my God.

713
00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:54,572
Oh, I don't believe this!

714
00:27:54,572 --> 00:27:56,274
It's okay. It's all right.
It's all right.

715
00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:58,276
Just sit down.

716
00:27:58,276 --> 00:27:59,834
We got to talk.

717
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:08,853
How much longer
do I have to sit here?

718
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:10,522
I don't know.

719
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,158
How long do these things
usually last?

720
00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:14,526
Honestly?

721
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,961
About ten minutes.
(chuckles)

722
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,064
- (exhales)
- The rest is all chitchat.

723
00:28:19,064 --> 00:28:21,866
Listening to them
drone on and on

724
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:25,603
about their jobs
and their stupid, stupid lives.

725
00:28:25,603 --> 00:28:28,606
You know, no one's
forcing you to do this.

726
00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:30,642
I take six classes a semester.

727
00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:32,377
My time is precious.

728
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,713
I'm not trading it
for minimum wage and tips.

729
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,881
Fine. I hear you.

730
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:40,251
Just seems like... such a waste.

731
00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:43,621
You have any idea
how much law school costs?

732
00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:45,680
(chuckles):
You're gonna be a lawyer?

733
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,660
Why is that funny?

734
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,462
You know what?

735
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:52,464
Totally makes sense.

736
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:53,598
Thank you.

737
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:55,088
Mm-hmm.

738
00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:01,372
This guy...

739
00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:03,742
kills their wives, too?

740
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,944
We think.

741
00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:09,647
He sees the wives as...
partners in the lie.

742
00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:11,638
Their husband's lie.

743
00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,447
You have a partner?

744
00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:19,190
Yeah.

745
00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,385
I'm... working with her
right now.

746
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,395
She's posing as your wife?

747
00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:25,497
Mm-hmm.

748
00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:27,332
(chuckles):
Wow.

749
00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:29,129
What's she like?

750
00:29:31,002 --> 00:29:33,505
She's good at her job.

751
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:35,640
I mean...

752
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,234
she's brilliant at her job.

753
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:41,980
In general, she's pretty...

754
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:44,244
she's pretty brilliant.

755
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,120
Huh.

756
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,989
What?

757
00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:53,291
Now, <i>that"s</i> funny.

758
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,659
What?

759
00:29:54,659 --> 00:29:57,028
Guys I see, they...

760
00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:59,063
they probably had
their wedding announcements

761
00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:00,598
in the <i>Times.</i>

762
00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:02,567
They show up
in the Style section,

763
00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:05,970
at all these events,
wives on their arms...

764
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,029
and yet they're here with me.

765
00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,410
And I never hear even a whisper

766
00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:14,879
of what I just heard
in your voice.

767
00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:17,415
What'd you hear?

768
00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:19,076
(laughs)

769
00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:23,117
You know.

770
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,498
- CARRIE: Hey, Jay.
- I read you, Carrie.

771
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:34,933
(laughs):
Hi.

772
00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:36,935
How is Al doing?

773
00:30:36,935 --> 00:30:38,436
Any news?

774
00:30:38,436 --> 00:30:40,371
He's just sitting there talking
to the girl... I can patch you in

775
00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:41,706
- if you want.
- No. No, not necessary.

776
00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:43,241
No, it's not a big deal.

777
00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:44,442
You know, they're just...

778
00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:46,211
No, I mean it, really, no.
What else you got?

779
00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:48,179
Think I may have
I.D.'d the undergrads

780
00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:49,747
who are part of
our escort operation.

781
00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:51,416
Wow. How-How'd you manage that?

782
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:53,051
Surveillance footage
from the college bookstore

783
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,953
finally came in;
I isolated the girls

784
00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:57,322
who bought Eileen Brenner's
burner cells.

785
00:30:57,322 --> 00:30:59,390
(typing, mumbling)

786
00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:01,059
- (snaps fingers)
- VoilÃ .

787
00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:02,856
Our prostitution ring.

788
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,698
LAUREN:
Only cops drink Irish.

789
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,433
You're not a cop, are you?

790
00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:10,128
Scotland Yard, retired.

791
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,137
The bookstore manager.

792
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:14,939
That guy,
Harvey Reynolds, right?

793
00:31:14,939 --> 00:31:18,042
That guy... was watching
Al and Lauren at the Windover.

794
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,444
He was there.

795
00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:20,478
You sure?

796
00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:22,146
Yes, I'm sure. Pick him up.

797
00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:23,214
Pick him up now.

798
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,681
Copy that.

799
00:31:28,786 --> 00:31:30,488
(knocking)

800
00:31:30,488 --> 00:31:32,223
JAY: <i>Harvey Reyno</i>/<i>ds,</i>
<i>this is the NYPD.</i>

801
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,555
Mr. Reynolds,
please open the door.

802
00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:39,197
Clear here.

803
00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:40,198
Clear.

804
00:31:40,198 --> 00:31:41,566
Nothing on this side.

805
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,193
Hey, Jay, over here.

806
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,350
Nah, stay put.

807
00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:01,619
I'm not very good
at staying put.

808
00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,055
How much of a head start
does he have on us?

809
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:06,791
We don't know.
We got a BOLO out on his car,

810
00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:09,193
but if he's coming
for you, for me...

811
00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:10,528
No, that doesn't fit
the profile.

812
00:32:10,528 --> 00:32:12,330
He wants us both <i>in</i> this house.

813
00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:13,865
My point. Stay put.

814
00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:16,000
We're gonna finish
what we started.

815
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,368
I'm not arguing.

816
00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:19,837
I'm just saying,
I'm not very good at it.

817
00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:23,441
Don't worry, I'll be home soon.

818
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,877
Oh, well, I'll have your pipe
and your slippers ready for you.

819
00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:28,746
I think married life suits you.

820
00:32:28,746 --> 00:32:30,213
Yeah. Bye.

821
00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:32,874
(sputters)

822
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:36,254
So, what happens to me now?

823
00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:38,586
- (sighs)
- You take me in?

824
00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:41,759
You know what?

825
00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:43,761
Nothing happens.

826
00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:45,797
We made a deal with your madam.

827
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,598
Go back to the books, Lauren.

828
00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:49,867
Please don't patronize me.

829
00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:52,470
I know you feel old inside,

830
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:55,540
but you are anything but old.

831
00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,642
Save your justifications
for law school.

832
00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:00,678
You don't belong in this.

833
00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:03,114
And besides...

834
00:33:03,114 --> 00:33:06,317
you got lucky this time.

835
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,342
Okay.

836
00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:13,758
What about you two?

837
00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:15,293
What about us?

838
00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:17,284
You gonna finish
what you started?

839
00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:19,497
(cell phone ringing)

840
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:22,567
(laughs)

841
00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,635
Yeah, Jay.

842
00:33:24,635 --> 00:33:26,771
Hey, we found Harvey Reynolds.

843
00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:28,239
His body, anyway.

844
00:33:28,239 --> 00:33:29,574
You sure?

845
00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:32,977
Positive I.D.
Gun, too. Sig Sauer.40.

846
00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:35,138
Looks like
the kid offed himself.

847
00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:45,523
Way to go, guys.

848
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:48,593
And you only needed 45 hours.

849
00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:49,794
You owe me three hours.

850
00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:52,030
We didn't even have
to use your crazy plan.

851
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,598
Who are you calling crazy?

852
00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,333
That's okay. It doesn't matter.

853
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,601
We had a nice day.

854
00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,169
Oh, yes, we did.

855
00:33:58,169 --> 00:34:00,671
Just tell me
that you kept the receipts

856
00:34:00,671 --> 00:34:02,106
for all the things
in those bags.

857
00:34:02,106 --> 00:34:04,976
Did we need receipts?
Did you get receipts?

858
00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:06,277
Rich people don't need receipts.

859
00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:07,445
We didn't get receipts.

860
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:09,380
JAY:
So, boss, looks like

861
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,982
it's open and shut
with Harvey Reynolds.

862
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:12,617
Even down to the murders
in Columbus.

863
00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:15,019
Coincides with
a leave of absence he took

864
00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:16,621
from the university bookstore.

865
00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:18,322
We haven't finished
our analysis, but so far,

866
00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:20,291
he's a dead-on match
with the profile.

867
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:22,560
Harvey was an orphan,
raised in a state facility...

868
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,195
abusive manager
who skimmed funds

869
00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:25,897
to keep him and his wife
in luxury.

870
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,466
He grew up hating and resenting
his parental figures.

871
00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:31,069
When he realized
how close we were, he panicked.

872
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,570
Suicide was his way out.

873
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:35,973
Well, finish packing up, people.
You have any idea

874
00:34:35,973 --> 00:34:38,476
how much that brownstone's
costing me by the hour?

875
00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,678
Sure, after dinner.

876
00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:41,813
Burns?

877
00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:44,348
- I'm taking my three hours.
- Oh.

878
00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:46,984
Fine. Just don't break anything.
I want my deposit back.

879
00:34:46,984 --> 00:34:49,454
Okay. Bye.

880
00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:50,455
Bye.

881
00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:52,190
So, what?

882
00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:53,424
You making me dinner?

883
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:54,926
- I thought I'd get takeout.
- Oh.

884
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,561
Japanese place on Green.

885
00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:58,563
- Ah.
- You happen

886
00:34:58,563 --> 00:34:59,730
to remember what we liked there?

887
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:00,731
You're kidding me, right?

888
00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:01,732
No.

889
00:35:01,732 --> 00:35:03,768
Twice in two days?

890
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,336
Okay, fine.

891
00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:06,404
<i>- Shinko.</i> River fish.
<i>- Shinko.</i>

892
00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:08,172
Got you.

893
00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:09,740
And open a bottle of wine.

894
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,173
All right.

895
00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:13,638
Bye.

896
00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:19,175
? Butter my bread?

897
00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:24,689
? Sugar my lips
with strawberries...?

898
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:26,020
(doorbell rings)

899
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,260
(doorbell rings)

900
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:31,762
I gave you a key.

901
00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:34,132
MAN:
Delivery.

902
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,400
Um... hey.

903
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,669
- Mrs. Burns?
- Yeah.

904
00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:41,272
Uh, these are, uh...
these are from your husband.

905
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:42,807
(laughs)
From my husband?

906
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,442
(chuckles):
Yeah. Can I just set 'em down?

907
00:35:44,442 --> 00:35:45,710
- Uh...
- Oh, sure. No.

908
00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,278
- Kind of heavy.
- Why don't you just put 'em

909
00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:48,713
- on that coffee table
right over there? - Oh, great.

910
00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:51,582
CARRIE:
It's totally fine.

911
00:35:51,582 --> 00:35:55,386
Your husband must love you
very much.

912
00:35:55,386 --> 00:35:58,556
My... husband, yes,
he does love me very much.

913
00:35:58,556 --> 00:35:59,957
Oh.

914
00:35:59,957 --> 00:36:02,050
Would you, uh... would you mind,
uh, signing that?

915
00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:06,230
CARRIE:
<i>That is a</i> /<i>ot of diamonds.</i>

916
00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:07,565
JEWELER:
147, actually.

917
00:36:07,565 --> 00:36:10,966
Circular, pear and marquise-cut
diamond clusters...

918
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,504
Sure.

919
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,173
That's an interesting ring.

920
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,807
Yeah, it's a...
a family heirloom.

921
00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:19,076
- Oh.
- It belonged to my father.

922
00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:20,678
It's funny. I...

923
00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:24,549
I thought I saw someone wearing
the exact same ring at Versani.

924
00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:25,750
At the jewelry store.

925
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,452
I've never been there.

926
00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:30,254
My mistake.
(laughs)

927
00:36:30,254 --> 00:36:34,714
I'll sign this for you
so you can, uh... get going.

928
00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:48,635
Here...

929
00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:52,210
(gasps)

930
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,312
AL:
<i>Okay,</i> /<i>ook.</i>

931
00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:55,913
I don't know which river fish
is the one, okay?

932
00:36:55,913 --> 00:36:58,015
So, there are two of them.
I want to get both of those.

933
00:36:58,015 --> 00:37:00,451
Whatever you want,
you can have it. Only...

934
00:37:00,451 --> 00:37:02,119
It's not a robbery.

935
00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:05,223
I-I hate this part,
but it's necessary, you know?

936
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,358
- So, you move.
- My husband...

937
00:37:07,358 --> 00:37:08,793
You move!

938
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:09,961
Right now.

939
00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,155
Okay, okay.

940
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,225
What the hell?

941
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:21,505
Hey, Carrie,
did you turn this thing back on?

942
00:37:21,505 --> 00:37:23,841
Hey, Murray?

943
00:37:23,841 --> 00:37:25,710
This thing
came back on by itself.

944
00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:26,877
I don't get it.

945
00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:28,546
Where are they?

946
00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:30,348
I don't know.

947
00:37:30,348 --> 00:37:32,183
Well, rewind it.

948
00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:33,484
Right. You know,
with all this stuff, I keep...

949
00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:34,719
You know what? Forget it.

950
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,054
That's why we VCR people
are here to remind you.

951
00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:39,824
(typing)

952
00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:42,159
Oh, my God.

953
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:44,161
That's the dean
from Hudson University.

954
00:37:44,161 --> 00:37:46,959
Just gonna check.
Want to make sure.

955
00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:52,236
(cell phone ringing)

956
00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:53,938
Oh.
(clears throat)

957
00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:55,929
Yeah?

958
00:37:57,642 --> 00:38:00,544
Get a radio car over there
right now. I'm heading over.

959
00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:02,713
Yeah, send ESU.
Send everything you've got.

960
00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:04,015
What about the other cameras?

961
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:05,116
The system's pretty primitive,

962
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,751
but I think
I can override the cutoff.

963
00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:08,185
- Meaning?
- I can turn it back on.

964
00:38:08,185 --> 00:38:10,153
Got it.

965
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,795
This is a lovely place.

966
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:19,363
Oh.

967
00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:22,400
You have an excellent eye,
you know that?

968
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,468
Well, thank you.

969
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:27,738
It, uh, takes one
to understand it.

970
00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:29,674
(chuckles)

971
00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:32,743
I grew up in a house like this.

972
00:38:32,743 --> 00:38:35,746
My father was a banker.

973
00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:37,982
He was a handsome man,

974
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:39,950
- just like Mr. Burns.
- Mm.

975
00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:42,720
Ah, we really loved him.

976
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,455
We?

977
00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:47,091
Mother and I.

978
00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,727
Oh.

979
00:38:49,727 --> 00:38:51,228
Please let me go.

980
00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:52,463
Okay, she's playing along.

981
00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:53,664
Yeah, that's smart.

982
00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:54,965
She doesn't want
to challenge his pathology.

983
00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:56,300
She's buying time.

984
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,735
I can't, don't you see?

985
00:38:57,735 --> 00:39:00,504
He's been cheating on you,
Mother.

986
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,073
With a hooker.

987
00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:04,809
Mother?

988
00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:05,810
No.

989
00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:08,546
Don't. Don't pretend.

990
00:39:08,546 --> 00:39:10,281
You knew, didn't you?

991
00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:12,850
When he touched you
at night, you knew.

992
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,853
Yes. When you wore the clothes
that he bought you

993
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:17,621
and you went to his parties.

994
00:39:17,621 --> 00:39:19,857
- Admit it, you always knew.
- L-I didn't. I didn't.

995
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,492
Don't lie to me!

996
00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:25,029
I did know.

997
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,498
But I loved him.

998
00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:29,261
We both did.

999
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:33,104
That's what's so hard.

1000
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,839
We do. We love him.

1001
00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:36,107
Yeah.

1002
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:37,541
I've watched you.

1003
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,877
You love him so much,
you would die for him.

1004
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:42,012
But don't worry.

1005
00:39:42,012 --> 00:39:43,981
It's gonna be all right.

1006
00:39:43,981 --> 00:39:45,312
We're gonna make him pay.

1007
00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:47,985
AL:
Honey, I'm home!

1008
00:39:47,985 --> 00:39:50,054
Shh.

1009
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,889
Say, "Hi."

1010
00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:53,557
Just say, "Hi."

1011
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:55,559
Okay.

1012
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,528
Hey, honey.

1013
00:39:57,528 --> 00:39:59,530
AL: Hey, I picked up
some Indian food.

1014
00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:00,798
Oh, yeah?

1015
00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:02,366
Yeah, from Jay's.

1016
00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:05,770
The Murray Curry.
I got a double order.

1017
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:09,206
You know what?
I hate Indian food!

1018
00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:11,142
- No, I thought you liked it.
- Well, how would you know

1019
00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:13,544
what I like?
You're at the office all day!

1020
00:40:13,544 --> 00:40:15,379
- Be nice.
- Why should I be nice to him?

1021
00:40:15,379 --> 00:40:18,649
You said it yourself.
He's a lying cheat.

1022
00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:21,218
I was just playing along
to protect you.

1023
00:40:21,218 --> 00:40:23,888
No, no. You-you adore him.

1024
00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:27,057
You're just a little boy.

1025
00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:29,693
How could you understand?

1026
00:40:29,693 --> 00:40:32,096
We weren't lying to the world.

1027
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,598
- We were lying to protect you.
- No.

1028
00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,225
No. I saw you.

1029
00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:38,959
I'm not your mother.

1030
00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:43,407
(panting)

1031
00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:45,341
And I'm not your father.

1032
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:50,981
(sirens approaching)

1033
00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:52,216
Murray Curry, huh?

1034
00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:53,884
I had to improvise.

1035
00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:55,977
- Okay.
- (handcuffs clicking)

1036
00:40:57,054 --> 00:40:59,256
ELIOT:
<i>But the best part is,</i>

1037
00:40:59,256 --> 00:41:02,226
I was expecting to get nailed
with expenses for all this.

1038
00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:04,195
You know, the brownstone,
the wardrobe, whatever.

1039
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:07,565
But I just got a call from my
new best friend, Stanton Ward.

1040
00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:10,167
As comptroller, he's got access
to discretionary funds,

1041
00:41:10,167 --> 00:41:12,536
and he thought it best
if our little operation didn't

1042
00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:14,738
"raise any red flags,"
is how he put it.

1043
00:41:14,738 --> 00:41:16,974
Oh, the putz will probably
be mayor someday.

1044
00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,742
Good job, Burns.

1045
00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:22,279
Hey, Al, just got back
background on Proctor.

1046
00:41:22,279 --> 00:41:23,681
Turns out, he was an only kid.

1047
00:41:23,681 --> 00:41:25,082
One of Dad's
regular hookers turned out

1048
00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:26,450
to be a federal agent.

1049
00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:28,919
Dad was sent up the river,
Mom had a nervous breakdown,

1050
00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:30,921
and poor little Adrian
ended up in foster care.

1051
00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:32,289
And Harvey Reynolds?

1052
00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:33,891
MURRAY:
Proctor killed him.

1053
00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:36,126
Looks like they met
when Proctor was investigating

1054
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:38,762
the call girl scandal at Hudson
five years ago.

1055
00:41:38,762 --> 00:41:41,398
I think he sensed
Harvey's own damage,

1056
00:41:41,398 --> 00:41:44,401
figured he might find a future
use for him, which he did.

1057
00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:45,669
Hey.

1058
00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:47,505
Uh, hey, Carrie.

1059
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,007
Pretty slick move
turning on the camera.

1060
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,510
Well, you know me, Jay.
I'm slick.

1061
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,245
Although, I will say,
it's a little disturbing

1062
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:57,414
that you could have
watched us any time you wanted.

1063
00:41:57,414 --> 00:41:59,884
Why? Uh, what would I have seen?

1064
00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:03,120
Well, I'm a little embarrassed
to tell you, Jay.

1065
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:07,458
But you'd have seen two people
in an absolute frenzy,

1066
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:11,495
ravenously devouring...

1067
00:42:11,495 --> 00:42:12,763
raw fish.

1068
00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:15,266
(chuckles)

1069
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,001
Whatever happened to my sushi?

1070
00:42:17,001 --> 00:42:18,903
Oh, something came up.

1071
00:42:18,903 --> 00:42:20,271
You still up for it?

1072
00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:22,172
I'm always up for it.

1073
00:42:22,172 --> 00:42:24,141
I do have a question, though.

1074
00:42:24,141 --> 00:42:27,811
Two hours alone in a room
with an undergraduate call girl.

1075
00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:29,380
Three hours.

1076
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,177
Even better. What happened?

1077
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:34,318
We talked.

1078
00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:36,320
- What, did you give her
life advice? - No.

1079
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,821
She gave me advice, actually.

1080
00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:39,623
What kind of advice?

1081
00:42:39,623 --> 00:42:42,326
The kind you don't ask for
but you get anyway.

1082
00:42:42,326 --> 00:42:43,694
Fine.

1083
00:42:43,694 --> 00:42:45,855
Are you planning on
taking her advice?

1084
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,567
You'll be the first to know.

1085
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,569
♪ While we are young ♪

1086
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,696
♪ Let's fall in love ♪

1087
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:58,005
♪ Let's fall in love ♪

1088
00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:01,167
♪ Let's fall in love ♪

1089
00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:05,409
♪ Let's fall in love. ♪
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