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Marty:
Previously on House of lies...
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I pulled the goalie.
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Wait, you stopped
using birth control?
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I did!
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Jeannie, Sarah wants
to have a baby.
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Hey!
That's my fucking car, man!
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Getting the old band back
together for a reunion tour?
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So you asked me
to bail you out of jail
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- so you could hit me up for a job?
- No, that's not...
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You're fucking amazing.
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Marty:
So, listen,
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since you're playing catch-up,
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I'm gonna take
the lead at Dollahyde.
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- The meeting was at 10:00.
- Who cares?
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They need us to put a shitload
of paper in they pocket.
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- Why don't you shut the fuck up?
- Attitude.
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- I like it.
- Jeannie: Drug dealers.
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So Dollahyde's seed money...
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Did not come from
a venture capital firm.
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And I'd gotten so
used to consulting
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for white-collar
criminals.
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I want him out.
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Any way you can
convince him to sell?
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Lukas is all,
"Dollahyde my baby."
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Well, Dollahyde my baby, too.
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And he's gonna fuck us up.
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No, he's not.
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♪ It's all right by me ♪
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♪ if I let you go ♪
(Marty grunts)
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♪ We've done it
thousands of times ♪
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(Grunts)
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♪ This just like ♪
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♪ Georgia to Maine ♪ shit.
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♪ Five months alone ♪ fuck.
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♪ Looking down at your feet ♪
shit.
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♪ Pick it up ♪
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♪ oh, pick it up ♪
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(Refrigerator door opens)
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Oh, hey, dad, coffee's on.
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Woman:
Oh. Hey.
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I just really need some water.
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♪ Yeah, I'll do it to you ♪
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♪ tell me, please, it's a sign ♪
(Chuckles)
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♪ To carry on ♪ hello.
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♪ Sequoias hide me from you... ♪
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Is that my shirt?
Huh?
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Oh!
Yeah, I think it is.
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Sorry, you can have it back.
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Lea-leave it on,
leave it on.
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Leave it on.
Jesus Christ.
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Oh, hey, Chantelle.
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Oh! Hey.
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"Hey, Chantelle..."
Wait a minute.
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What in the...
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Grandpa's new friend.
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Oh.
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Grandpa's new friend.
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Do your parents know
you've been out on
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a school night, Chantelle?
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I did hear you were funny.
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Ah.
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And I've heard
nothing about you.
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Jeremiah:
Where's that water, kitten?
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I'm parched.
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Whoa.
(Laughs)
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Whoa! (Laughs)
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Need it to wash
down that Viagra?
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Will you be cool?
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Are you kidding me?
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This is appropriate to you?
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What the fuck is going on?
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What's it look like's going on?
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Look, this is ridiculous.
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I think she's a little young
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even for me, pop.
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Oh, well, good.
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(Laughs)
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Name is Chantelle.
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Yes.
Yeah.
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I got that piece
of information.
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Where'd you meet her?
Spearmint rhino?
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At a talk I gave.
Mm-hmm.
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She's a therapist.
(Snorts)
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Yeah... she's
a therapist
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finishing up her doctorate. Ooh.
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I want her to feel welcome.
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Well, I think you
already handled that.
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All right?
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Welcome, Chantelle.
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See you kids later.
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And, Chantelle...
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My house is not
clothing-optional, okay?
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Go put your garanimals on.
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Oh, boy.
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This day just gets
better and better.
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Hey, mom.
(Monica chuckles)
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You, uh, you trolling for pussy
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at, uh, color me mine, Marty?
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She's a little young,
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even for you.
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She's not with me, okay?
She's with...
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I could not care less.
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Yeah, at makes two of us.
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She's with me.
Ugh.
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Sweetie, come on.
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Actually, I haven't had
breakfast yet, mom.
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We'll get a frappuccino
on the way to school. Yay.
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Love you, grandpa. Bye, Chantelle. Bye.
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Wow.
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Gross. Come on.
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Ah... Clyde: No, you don't get it.
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You've never worked for
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a top-tier
consulting firm before.
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Woman: That's true. Right.
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So you would have no idea
about the pressures.
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If I could get back
to my old boss...
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Marty, right?
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You think he's the answer?
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Yes. Yeah.
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Yeah. I just need
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one big fucking move.
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Clyde, when you go through
a break like you did,
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you need to do some hard work
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with what you feel
is the reason.
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How's business here,
by the way?
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'Cause I could show you
and your partners
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how to blast open
those profit margins.
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It looks like you could
use it a tiny bit.
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Obviously, that's not an option.
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Oof!
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Almost went over.
That's 50 minutes.
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All right, Clyde.
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Now, if I could just see
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your court card.
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Yeah, of course.
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Yeah, and if you can just
throw me that little script
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for Wellbutrin you want me on.
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And then throw in some Xanax
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there as well, that'd be great.
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I am gonna up that Wellbutrin,
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and no Xanax.
No Xanax?
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You good with that? That's fine.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Okay.
Mmm...
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I'm ready now.
Yeah, yeah.
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Put your baby juice in me. What?
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I can feel a life
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starting with every thrust.
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Really?
Do it!
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Can you see our adorable
child? Uh... yeah...
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He's being made
right now, babe.
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And he has your eyes.
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And he's got a cute
little penis...
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Oh, God... Just like his father.
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(Loud, drawn-out moan)
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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That was...
Felt so good. Mmm.
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(Both panting)
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Honey?
Mm-hmm?
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Did you come?
What?
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Because it totally d...
It didn't seem like you did.
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What are you talking about?
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No, I-I made
the noise and everything.
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Of course I came.
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I didn't come.
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Oh...
(Sighs)
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I've been withholding orgasm
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since she decided...
We decided to, uh, get pregnant.
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Why don't you just tell her
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that you don't
want a baby, Doug?
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I mean, instead of telling me.
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Because I want to want a baby.
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I just...
It's odd,
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and it's all happening so fast.
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Hey, I mean, I hear you.
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Who wants to be a milk machine
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for a bunch of
teeny-tiny assholes?
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Not me, but...
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Just tell her.
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I don't know. There's still
so much I haven't done.
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Like spelunking.
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Or-or participating
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in an authentic
sweat lodge ritual.
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Or hanging out with Marty more.
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Marty's never gonna
hang out with you, Doug.
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That's mean.
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Ah, shit. Oh, God.
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J-Jeannie, Jeannie,
Jeannie, wait.
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See, the problem is,
I got interrupted,
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so it really hurts, you know?
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Sarah's got these moves
that really get me there,
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so I'm right on the verge of... yuck.
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Yuck. Listen.
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Why don't you just jerk off
at home in the shower?
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Uh, yeah, like a savage.
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Are you kidding me?
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That requires preparation.
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Uh, lighting.
Props.
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A little maroon 5.
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Oh, God, I wish Clyde was here.
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To jerk you off?
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What? Of course not.
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No, because he would understand.
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You know, it's a guy thing.
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It's not funny, Jeannie.
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This hurts.
Well, great.
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Well, why n't you just
do it here before we go?
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Uh... yeah, okay.
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(Laughs)
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Are you gonna stay, or...?
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You can if you want.
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Not in my office, Doug.
Right! No.
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Of course not.
You meant in the building.
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Okay.
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Do not take
a mental picture of me.
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I wasn't.
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Marty:
Hey.
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All right, kids. Oh, God.
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It's time to make moves
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so we can go do our
little sell job on Lukas
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and get him up
out of that com...
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Everything okay down there?
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Oh, yeah, fine.
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He's withholding orgasm.
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Right.
Oh.
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Dre:
(Laughs) My man Marty.
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You got serious game.
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Marty:
I got game?
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Is this what we pay you for?
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To watch my black ass?
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I've had worse engagements.
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I know players.
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And you are a player,
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miss Jeannie Van Der...
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Whatever the fuck your name is.
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I know how you people do.
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You throw around
a lot of jargon,
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try to confuse me,
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make me think I can't live
without your wisdom.
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You don't trust us?
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Aw...
(Laughs)
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Well, that's all right.
I don't trust you, either.
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But you do like me.
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(Quiet chatter continues)
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Hey, spanky,
quit eye-fucking me!
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What? I-I wasn't.
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I was looking at the hole.
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For the hole.
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She grabs a letter opener,
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stabs her in fucking leg.
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(Laughs) But the good thing is
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that if I stab her ass now,
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there's been a precedent set,
you know what I mean?
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Like it's a viable option.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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(Laughter)
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Yeah, well, women, I...
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Can't get in love with them,
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can't cli-climax
in them.
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All right, dre,
come on, man, you're up.
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I'll be down there in a second.
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Yeah, good luck, Doug.
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Hey, Marty.
Um...
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I thought the goal of today
was to be working Lukas,
266
00:07:41,776 --> 00:07:44,444
not making goo-goo eyes
at your new bff.
267
00:07:44,445 --> 00:07:45,612
Goo-goo eyes?
268
00:07:45,613 --> 00:07:47,347
I mean, you're
cute together, but...
269
00:07:47,348 --> 00:07:50,050
Did you forget that
dre was a client?
270
00:07:50,051 --> 00:07:51,385
Oh. Dre's a client.
271
00:07:51,386 --> 00:07:52,586
That's right.
Right.
272
00:07:52,587 --> 00:07:54,888
How many clients do you
clear your entire schedule
273
00:07:54,889 --> 00:07:56,190
to go golfing with?
274
00:07:56,191 --> 00:07:59,259
Or tell intimate details
of your life to?
275
00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:00,894
You hate everybody, Marty.
276
00:08:00,895 --> 00:08:02,629
Except your new bro.
277
00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:04,131
Oh, wait a minute.
278
00:08:04,132 --> 00:08:05,799
Are you saying
because he's a black guy
279
00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,501
I'm-I'm friends
with him now?
280
00:08:07,502 --> 00:08:08,502
(Coughs):
Racist!
281
00:08:08,503 --> 00:08:10,003
What I'm saying is that
282
00:08:10,004 --> 00:08:12,372
because dre is
becoming your friend,
283
00:08:12,373 --> 00:08:13,941
he is literally different
284
00:08:13,942 --> 00:08:16,243
than every other person
on the planet.
285
00:08:16,244 --> 00:08:18,278
And how many friends
does Jeannie have?
286
00:08:18,279 --> 00:08:19,346
Let me see.
287
00:08:19,347 --> 00:08:23,083
Two, seven, 46...
Carry the nine...
288
00:08:23,084 --> 00:08:24,151
Zero.
289
00:08:24,152 --> 00:08:25,586
I don't need friends, Marty.
290
00:08:25,587 --> 00:08:26,687
I'm pretty.
291
00:08:26,688 --> 00:08:28,222
Dre:
Here we go.
292
00:08:28,223 --> 00:08:30,257
Oh.
Ooh.
293
00:08:30,258 --> 00:08:31,925
Well, look like this
six-figure membership
294
00:08:31,926 --> 00:08:34,061
didn't come with any skills,
did it, dre?
295
00:08:34,062 --> 00:08:35,062
Hey, I got skills, motherfucker.
296
00:08:35,063 --> 00:08:36,330
I got skills.
(Laughs)
297
00:08:36,331 --> 00:08:38,198
I just can't find 'em right now.
298
00:08:38,199 --> 00:08:40,634
(Laughs) I would check your back pocket.
299
00:08:40,635 --> 00:08:41,635
You're up.
300
00:08:41,636 --> 00:08:43,003
No, no, no, no.
301
00:08:43,004 --> 00:08:45,038
Jeannie-bean? The-the ladies'
tees are up front.
302
00:08:45,039 --> 00:08:46,740
(Dre laughs)
303
00:08:46,741 --> 00:08:48,275
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
304
00:08:48,276 --> 00:08:49,676
I like it.
305
00:08:52,247 --> 00:08:54,214
(Dog barking in distance)
306
00:08:59,621 --> 00:09:01,755
(Car horns honk)
307
00:09:03,391 --> 00:09:05,392
(Doorbell rings)
308
00:09:08,563 --> 00:09:09,596
Welcome.
309
00:09:09,597 --> 00:09:11,331
Man (Over TV):
...For $400.
310
00:09:11,332 --> 00:09:12,499
Alex Trebek:
IQ stands for...
311
00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:13,533
Marissa?
312
00:09:13,534 --> 00:09:14,601
Mm?
313
00:09:14,602 --> 00:09:16,203
You have a visitor.
314
00:09:16,204 --> 00:09:18,705
Uh... hi...
315
00:09:18,706 --> 00:09:19,573
Clyde.
316
00:09:19,574 --> 00:09:20,907
Clyde!
(Clyde laughs)
317
00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,709
Hi, Clyde.
318
00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:24,544
I will leave you to it. Thank you.
319
00:09:24,545 --> 00:09:27,314
I like the house.
320
00:09:27,315 --> 00:09:29,316
(Sighs)
321
00:09:29,317 --> 00:09:31,318
So...
322
00:09:35,356 --> 00:09:37,190
You were surprised to see me?
323
00:09:37,191 --> 00:09:38,191
Yeah.
Yeah.
324
00:09:38,192 --> 00:09:39,593
It's been a long time, right?
325
00:09:39,594 --> 00:09:41,328
Hope we could relate
a little bit,
326
00:09:41,329 --> 00:09:42,696
because I have actually been in
327
00:09:42,697 --> 00:09:44,731
a little bit of a mess myself.
328
00:09:44,732 --> 00:09:45,932
Mm?
329
00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:48,235
I was in one of
those meetings, um...
330
00:09:48,236 --> 00:09:50,170
Court-mandated meeting
because there was
331
00:09:50,171 --> 00:09:51,571
an arrest involved.
Oh.
332
00:09:51,572 --> 00:09:53,407
Yeah, there's nothing
violent, nothing like that.
333
00:09:53,408 --> 00:09:56,743
But when I was there, someone
told me that you were here.
334
00:09:56,744 --> 00:09:58,612
I'm telling you, the second...
335
00:09:58,613 --> 00:10:00,681
The second they said
your name to me,
336
00:10:00,682 --> 00:10:03,383
I just thought that I could
just turn your life around.
337
00:10:03,384 --> 00:10:06,853
And I think I can get
your business back for you.
338
00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:10,123
Oh, my God.
339
00:10:10,124 --> 00:10:11,925
I know. It would
be like heaven, right?
340
00:10:11,926 --> 00:10:13,427
No, Clyde.
341
00:10:13,428 --> 00:10:15,562
You're a bottom-feeder.
342
00:10:15,563 --> 00:10:17,631
No, you're not getting
my intention...
343
00:10:17,632 --> 00:10:19,299
I mean, I'm at
my lowest point here.
344
00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,567
I'm trying to survive.
345
00:10:20,568 --> 00:10:23,770
I mean, look at me.
I'm-I'm shaking.
346
00:10:23,771 --> 00:10:25,305
And here you are, some guy
347
00:10:25,306 --> 00:10:27,341
that I hooked up with
once at new year's...
348
00:10:27,342 --> 00:10:29,009
It was hanukkah.
349
00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,377
Taking advantage
of my vulnerability
350
00:10:30,378 --> 00:10:31,778
to make a buck. Come on.
351
00:10:31,779 --> 00:10:33,246
Now, that's not fair, okay?
352
00:10:33,247 --> 00:10:35,282
I'm not trying to take advantage
of anything. At the very least,
353
00:10:35,283 --> 00:10:37,517
I'm making sure you're okay.
354
00:10:37,518 --> 00:10:39,653
(Laughs):
I'm just fucking with you. God!
355
00:10:39,654 --> 00:10:41,455
You're just fucking with me?
356
00:10:41,456 --> 00:10:42,489
Okay.
357
00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:44,491
I am so fucking bored in here.
358
00:10:44,492 --> 00:10:46,927
You want to see where
they make us pee in a cup?
359
00:10:46,928 --> 00:10:48,362
Yes, of course.
Yeah, let's go.
360
00:10:48,363 --> 00:10:49,596
Yeah.
361
00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:54,000
Marty:
Uh, tee box is full.
362
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,802
All right, crackers, come on.
363
00:10:55,803 --> 00:10:57,571
Get your ass out the way.
We playing through.
364
00:10:57,572 --> 00:10:58,605
Not now, right now.
365
00:10:58,606 --> 00:11:01,108
Sorry, white people.
366
00:11:01,109 --> 00:11:03,276
Sorry for what?
(Scoffs)
367
00:11:03,277 --> 00:11:06,279
So, since you are literally
charging us by the second,
368
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,648
why don't you let us
hear what you got.
369
00:11:08,649 --> 00:11:11,585
Uh, we ran an 80/20
statistical analysis
370
00:11:11,586 --> 00:11:13,253
on the Walmart expansion,
371
00:11:13,254 --> 00:11:17,190
and, um... it's
potentially lucrative.
372
00:11:17,191 --> 00:11:19,326
Now wait one goddamn minute.
373
00:11:19,327 --> 00:11:21,995
Would you run that back
to me one mo 'gin
374
00:11:21,996 --> 00:11:23,063
without all the fancy
375
00:11:23,064 --> 00:11:24,865
bullshit consultant rhetoric?
376
00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:25,966
You were right.
377
00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:26,967
Whoo! Goddamn it!
378
00:11:26,968 --> 00:11:28,568
Sound even better
than when I say it.
379
00:11:28,569 --> 00:11:30,737
Now why don't you tell me
how much you billed me
380
00:11:30,738 --> 00:11:32,072
to tell me that I was right?
381
00:11:32,073 --> 00:11:34,307
Uh, we had to do
a little more than that.
382
00:11:34,308 --> 00:11:36,643
You see, we had to run
a side-by-side analysis
383
00:11:36,644 --> 00:11:39,613
of the Walmart expansion given
your current brand recognition
384
00:11:39,614 --> 00:11:41,448
in key demos.
And survey says!
385
00:11:41,449 --> 00:11:42,949
(Makes buzzer noise)
386
00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:44,317
Jeannie: You got to
expand the brand
387
00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:47,187
if you want Joe six-pack
to know he's got to have it.
388
00:11:47,188 --> 00:11:49,289
Now, we ran some ideas
for said expansion.
389
00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,491
And a very cool backpack
and carrying case line
390
00:11:51,492 --> 00:11:52,492
is the frontrunner.
391
00:11:52,493 --> 00:11:53,994
What? Luggage?
392
00:11:53,995 --> 00:11:54,861
Right.
393
00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:56,897
Fuck out of here.
I like it.
394
00:11:56,898 --> 00:11:58,899
I bet you do like it,
395
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:01,701
you fucking Barney's-wearing
motherfucker you.
396
00:12:01,702 --> 00:12:03,904
Hey, I'm not gonna be
too many more motherfuckers.
397
00:12:03,905 --> 00:12:06,106
Lukas, their revenue
projections are off the charts.
398
00:12:06,107 --> 00:12:08,175
And it can be tailored
to the Dollahyde brand,
399
00:12:08,176 --> 00:12:09,910
so graffiti artist
tablet covers
400
00:12:09,911 --> 00:12:11,778
and titanium
laptop roller bags.
401
00:12:11,779 --> 00:12:12,946
(Laughs):
I mean, dope!
402
00:12:12,947 --> 00:12:13,747
No, Doug.
403
00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:15,415
Marty:
Listen, Lukas,
404
00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:16,683
Dollahyde may actually
be able to do
405
00:12:16,684 --> 00:12:18,185
something that no other
clothing line
406
00:12:18,186 --> 00:12:19,920
has been able to crack yet.
407
00:12:19,921 --> 00:12:21,955
Hey, man, this all
the fuck you got?
408
00:12:21,956 --> 00:12:23,256
Let me let each
and every last one of you
409
00:12:23,257 --> 00:12:24,524
in on a little secret.
410
00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:26,159
Dollahyde sells lifestyle.
411
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,362
That said lifestyle has
Jack shit to do with luggage.
412
00:12:29,363 --> 00:12:30,664
Get the fuck out my way.
413
00:12:30,665 --> 00:12:31,731
Doug:
Yeah, of course.
414
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,234
So there's the garden,
whatever.
415
00:12:34,235 --> 00:12:35,368
Okay, listen, here's the thing.
416
00:12:35,369 --> 00:12:36,870
You have a ticket out of here.
417
00:12:36,871 --> 00:12:39,206
You pioneered one of the top
web sites in the world.
418
00:12:39,207 --> 00:12:41,074
Mediawolf is major currency,
and that's your fucking baby.
419
00:12:41,075 --> 00:12:43,610
Well, hate to break it to you,
but it's not mine anymore.
420
00:12:43,611 --> 00:12:44,778
Point for my siblings!
421
00:12:44,779 --> 00:12:46,012
I know. I know
your family...
422
00:12:46,013 --> 00:12:48,048
And now I live here
with dreamcatcher lady
423
00:12:48,049 --> 00:12:50,717
and the other one who sold
her kids' schoolbooks for crack.
424
00:12:50,718 --> 00:12:52,786
It's my family's fun little game
of defaming me
425
00:12:52,787 --> 00:12:54,754
for their own amusement;
They have conservatorship.
426
00:12:54,755 --> 00:12:57,190
It's like I can't have a drink
in my personal time...
427
00:12:57,191 --> 00:12:58,492
Right, right.
...Like an adult
428
00:12:58,493 --> 00:12:59,759
or a fucking eight ball.
429
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,161
Yes, exactly!
Yes, I get it!
430
00:13:01,162 --> 00:13:03,129
They just expect you
to be a pretty face
431
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,831
and have the occasional
three-way with Paris Hilton.
432
00:13:04,832 --> 00:13:06,233
But fuck that.
You made good.
433
00:13:06,234 --> 00:13:09,503
So good, that with your family's
expiring media empire
434
00:13:09,504 --> 00:13:12,572
hitting a wall, they put you
here so they can get their hands
435
00:13:12,573 --> 00:13:14,774
on your fucking beautiful
Internet cash cow.
436
00:13:14,775 --> 00:13:17,043
Mm. You rehearse that
on the way over?
437
00:13:17,044 --> 00:13:18,278
Listen, you're here because
they want mediawolf.
438
00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:19,279
There's no other reason.
439
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,480
Truth.
440
00:13:20,481 --> 00:13:22,482
I'm here because I can
help save it for you.
441
00:13:22,483 --> 00:13:25,051
And I can get you out of this
fucking place, which is insane.
442
00:13:26,454 --> 00:13:29,589
Mm. I forget,
do you like anal?
443
00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:30,590
You speak Korean?
444
00:13:30,591 --> 00:13:31,925
Okay...
445
00:13:31,926 --> 00:13:33,326
I just... I want
to know you.
446
00:13:33,327 --> 00:13:34,995
God, are you kidding me?
No.
447
00:13:34,996 --> 00:13:37,631
Marissa, I can get you
not only the web site,
448
00:13:37,632 --> 00:13:39,499
I can get you the whole
fucking family nut.
449
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:42,068
But you have to do exactly
what I tell you to do.
450
00:13:42,069 --> 00:13:43,937
You're pretty cute
in that suit.
451
00:13:43,938 --> 00:13:45,071
You don't stop.
452
00:13:45,072 --> 00:13:46,640
And if I remember correctly,
453
00:13:46,641 --> 00:13:47,974
your thing was going downtown.
454
00:13:47,975 --> 00:13:49,276
Mm. That was your thing, right?
455
00:13:49,277 --> 00:13:50,944
This what you want to talk about? Yeah.
456
00:13:50,945 --> 00:13:53,079
I find you insanely fuckable.
457
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,814
And I fully intend to get
458
00:13:54,815 --> 00:13:57,617
in some Korean anal with you
the second I have a chance.
459
00:13:57,618 --> 00:13:59,085
Promise?
460
00:13:59,086 --> 00:14:00,353
Oh, God, here, pinky promise.
461
00:14:00,354 --> 00:14:01,588
Can't break a pinky promise.
462
00:14:01,589 --> 00:14:02,989
I never will.
Okay.
463
00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:05,425
Lukas: Professionally, I'm
extremely disappointed in you,
464
00:14:05,426 --> 00:14:07,193
Jeannie Van Der
whatever-the-fuck.
465
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,729
I thought that you would
be into the idea.
466
00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,264
I misjudged.
What can I say?
467
00:14:11,265 --> 00:14:13,700
What could you have said?
You could have said sneakers.
468
00:14:13,701 --> 00:14:15,135
(Dre and Marty laugh)
469
00:14:15,136 --> 00:14:16,836
What's up with your man?
Sneakers?
470
00:14:16,837 --> 00:14:19,005
Yeah, sneakers. The little white
motherfuckers with the laces.
471
00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:20,473
You wear 'em on your feet.
472
00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:22,442
Don't you think that's the first
thing that we trotted out?
473
00:14:22,443 --> 00:14:23,743
Don't you think
that's the first thing
474
00:14:23,744 --> 00:14:25,612
that every broke-ass
hip-hop line tries?
475
00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:27,781
Those broke-ass hip-hop lines,
they're fucking shit.
476
00:14:27,782 --> 00:14:28,782
And you're what,
477
00:14:28,783 --> 00:14:30,016
a fucking sneaker genius?
478
00:14:30,017 --> 00:14:31,818
You just know that your sneakers
are gonna work, right?
479
00:14:31,819 --> 00:14:34,521
For once, Marty Kaan, you just
happen to be absolutely right.
480
00:14:34,522 --> 00:14:37,123
I am a fucking genius,
and my sneakers will absolutely
481
00:14:37,124 --> 00:14:38,224
fucking work.
482
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,526
You cannot expose
Dollahyde's bottom line
483
00:14:39,527 --> 00:14:41,294
right before the ipo;
It's way too risky.
484
00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:42,796
He's right.
485
00:14:42,797 --> 00:14:45,098
Well, Marty, I mean, they did
break through with dollahyde.
486
00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:46,600
Hey, I like this guy.
He's a visionary.
487
00:14:46,601 --> 00:14:48,168
No, no, that was at a time
488
00:14:48,169 --> 00:14:50,270
when everybody was
looking for a funky alternative
489
00:14:50,271 --> 00:14:52,172
to the gap
or Abercrombie, okay?
490
00:14:52,173 --> 00:14:53,707
Absolutely.
Sneakers are blown out.
491
00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:56,076
Yeah, but what if we built
a firewall in between
492
00:14:56,077 --> 00:14:57,611
dollahyde and
the sneaker entity?
493
00:14:57,612 --> 00:14:58,979
That would quarantine the risk.
494
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,113
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
495
00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:01,982
You talking about splitting
the company?
496
00:15:01,983 --> 00:15:03,450
We'd have two companies
rolling in the dough
497
00:15:03,451 --> 00:15:05,352
instead of one
when it finally hits.
498
00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:07,354
Yeah, but if what when it hits,
it doesn't make enough noise?
499
00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:09,623
Do I look like a motherfucker
that has a problem making noise?
500
00:15:09,624 --> 00:15:11,491
Never. I'm the loudest
motherfucker you know.
501
00:15:11,492 --> 00:15:13,460
I'm turned all the way up--
knob broke, no remote.
502
00:15:13,461 --> 00:15:15,195
You understand that?
Decision's been made.
503
00:15:15,196 --> 00:15:16,229
We doing it.
504
00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:18,131
Hit your fucking ball,
Marty Kaan.
505
00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:22,702
(Clears throat, laughs)
506
00:15:26,507 --> 00:15:27,974
Oh, yeah.
507
00:15:38,452 --> 00:15:40,153
(Chuckles)
508
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,194
Are you fucking kidding me?
509
00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:50,730
♪ I'm the man,
got so much swag ♪
510
00:15:50,731 --> 00:15:51,731
Whoo!
511
00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:52,966
♪ Yeah, I'm the man ♪
512
00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:55,969
And the deed... is done.
(Chuckles)
513
00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:57,570
Don't give me any more details.
514
00:15:57,571 --> 00:15:59,305
I don't want a visual on this.
515
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,408
Hey, look, I don't know what you
guys looking so shook for, man.
516
00:16:01,409 --> 00:16:02,976
Sneakers are gonna make us
a lot of money.
517
00:16:02,977 --> 00:16:05,045
I just run the numbers,
you make the call.
518
00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:07,180
You goddamn right.
You can thank me later.
519
00:16:07,181 --> 00:16:08,314
(Laughs)
520
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,516
Luggage.
521
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:10,750
Fucking idiot.
(Laughs)
522
00:16:10,751 --> 00:16:13,253
Oh, not an idiot, but...
523
00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:15,955
All right, folks.
524
00:16:15,956 --> 00:16:17,557
Don't forget your seatbelt!
525
00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:19,726
Shut the fuck up, Doug.
526
00:16:19,727 --> 00:16:21,294
(Laughs):
Okay.
527
00:16:21,295 --> 00:16:22,796
Dollahyde, fool!
528
00:16:22,797 --> 00:16:24,297
(Both laugh)
529
00:16:24,298 --> 00:16:27,467
Now that was some
next-level shit, my man.
530
00:16:27,468 --> 00:16:28,802
Oh, well, you gave me
the sneakers.
531
00:16:28,803 --> 00:16:30,904
We just had to make him
think it was his idea.
532
00:16:30,905 --> 00:16:31,905
Uh-huh.
533
00:16:31,906 --> 00:16:32,939
So now what?
534
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:34,340
Well, now
535
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,710
all the capital stays
with the clothing line,
536
00:16:36,711 --> 00:16:40,513
and Lukas gets 100%
of nothing but a shoe.
537
00:16:40,514 --> 00:16:42,148
And dollahyde?
538
00:16:42,149 --> 00:16:44,317
Dollahyde is squeaky clean.
539
00:16:44,318 --> 00:16:47,721
All bright and shiny for
that groundbreaking ipo,
540
00:16:47,722 --> 00:16:48,888
and all yours.
541
00:16:48,889 --> 00:16:50,123
That's what I'm talking about.
542
00:16:50,124 --> 00:16:51,758
Yes, sir.
You do not
543
00:16:51,759 --> 00:16:54,060
disappoint, my friend.
544
00:16:54,061 --> 00:16:55,428
Marty Kaan!
545
00:16:55,429 --> 00:16:58,198
Whoo! Love it when you say that
with the black power fist.
546
00:16:58,199 --> 00:16:59,365
Oh, you know what?
547
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,034
You should come over
to my place tomorrow.
548
00:17:01,035 --> 00:17:02,168
Uh, yeah, I would love that.
549
00:17:02,169 --> 00:17:03,236
I'm pretty sure
he's talking to me.
550
00:17:03,237 --> 00:17:04,871
I want you to meet my fam.
551
00:17:04,872 --> 00:17:05,939
You should bring Roscoe.
552
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:06,840
Oh, all right, great.
553
00:17:08,776 --> 00:17:10,944
Omg, what are you gonna wear?
554
00:17:10,945 --> 00:17:14,247
You're welcome.
555
00:17:14,248 --> 00:17:16,082
It's a great day
for Kaan and associates.
556
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,250
Job well done.
557
00:17:17,251 --> 00:17:19,085
Yes...
558
00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:21,020
Ooh, shoot.
559
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:23,323
Oh, Doug. Oh, God,
Marty, please!
560
00:17:23,324 --> 00:17:25,759
It's fine. A little
club soda will get that out.
561
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,728
Ooh, boy, yeah, it was kind of
like mt. Vesuvius in there.
562
00:17:28,729 --> 00:17:29,996
(Chuckles):
Real buildup.
563
00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:35,568
(Elevator whirring)
564
00:17:38,672 --> 00:17:39,672
(Elevator bell dings)
565
00:17:41,742 --> 00:17:44,110
(People chattering, laughing)
566
00:17:48,082 --> 00:17:49,549
Doctor says the damage
isn't permanent,
567
00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:51,117
but it's still tender,
and that's what worries me.
568
00:17:51,118 --> 00:17:52,118
(Sighs) Oberholt!
569
00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:53,586
Doug:
Clyde! Clyde, oh, my God.
570
00:17:53,587 --> 00:17:54,587
How are you?
571
00:17:54,588 --> 00:17:56,756
Did you get my flowers?
I thought it was
572
00:17:56,757 --> 00:17:58,591
a nice, masculine arrangement.
What did you think?
573
00:17:58,592 --> 00:17:59,926
I actually came to see Marty.
574
00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:01,561
I'm gonna drop
a little intel on him.
575
00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:02,695
Huh?
576
00:18:02,696 --> 00:18:03,963
He is probably getting
577
00:18:03,964 --> 00:18:06,032
a bikini wax
for his date with dre.
578
00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:07,934
'Cause he so wants
to fuck that guy.
579
00:18:07,935 --> 00:18:09,803
Okay. Ooh, hey, did you see the redhead?
580
00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:10,937
Which one is this?
581
00:18:10,938 --> 00:18:12,438
The one I told you about, Caitlin. Yeah.
582
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:13,840
Yeah. Or as I call her,
"chiara."
583
00:18:13,841 --> 00:18:15,408
Why do you call her Chiara?
584
00:18:15,409 --> 00:18:17,710
That's her name in Italian.
It's kind of a thing we have.
585
00:18:17,711 --> 00:18:20,013
Every time I see her,
I'm like, "ciao, Chiara."
586
00:18:20,014 --> 00:18:22,415
And she's just like,
"hi, Doug."
587
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,583
(Both laugh)
So she talks normally,
588
00:18:23,584 --> 00:18:24,918
and you talk like a big idiot.
589
00:18:24,919 --> 00:18:26,386
Doug: No, it's like
a thing we have.
590
00:18:26,387 --> 00:18:28,555
You and Marty still aren't
in the best place, Clyde.
591
00:18:28,556 --> 00:18:29,689
Are you sure you want to...?
592
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:30,757
Okay, Jeannie, you know what?
593
00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:32,258
You're way less cute
when you worry.
594
00:18:32,259 --> 00:18:34,494
So do me a favor,
chill the fuck out.
595
00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:36,462
It's all good.
596
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,697
Okay, whatever you say.
597
00:18:37,698 --> 00:18:39,265
Bye.
598
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:41,234
Hey, buddy.
Hmm?
599
00:18:41,235 --> 00:18:42,902
I mean, she might have a point.
600
00:18:42,903 --> 00:18:44,237
Shouldn't you be
taking it easy,
601
00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:45,605
after everything
that's happened?
602
00:18:45,606 --> 00:18:47,273
It doesn't even matter.
That's in the past, okay?
603
00:18:47,274 --> 00:18:48,408
I'm looking towards the future.
604
00:18:48,409 --> 00:18:50,176
And all I need is one minute
with Marty.
605
00:18:50,177 --> 00:18:52,445
No, what you need is to worry
about your health, all right?
606
00:18:52,446 --> 00:18:53,847
The little kid inside here. Oh...
607
00:18:53,848 --> 00:18:56,316
The world can be a scary place
for mavericks like us.
608
00:18:56,317 --> 00:18:57,650
Mav...? Are you
fucking kidding me?
609
00:18:57,651 --> 00:18:58,751
What?
610
00:18:58,752 --> 00:19:00,019
Don't.
611
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:02,355
Dude, you kill it at work,
at this fucking place.
612
00:19:02,356 --> 00:19:03,990
You're fucking brilliant.
613
00:19:03,991 --> 00:19:05,959
And now you have Sarah.
614
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,896
Man, you have a fucking wife,
someone who loves you.
615
00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:11,965
You're probably gonna have
some beautiful nerd family,
616
00:19:11,966 --> 00:19:13,299
okay?
617
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,601
I have nothing.
618
00:19:14,602 --> 00:19:16,436
You have everything,
and you don't even see it.
619
00:19:16,437 --> 00:19:17,604
Yeah.
620
00:19:17,605 --> 00:19:18,738
Right?
621
00:19:18,739 --> 00:19:19,772
Yeah.
622
00:19:19,773 --> 00:19:21,040
I need to get back here.
623
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,041
All right.
624
00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:23,243
Marty's fucked up just like me.
625
00:19:23,244 --> 00:19:24,244
He gets me.
626
00:19:24,245 --> 00:19:25,678
Marty:
I do?
627
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:31,351
Jeannie:
You really think
628
00:19:31,352 --> 00:19:34,821
you can bring in the entire
Mcclintock media empire?
629
00:19:34,822 --> 00:19:36,556
I know I can.
630
00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:39,726
Was that...?
631
00:19:39,727 --> 00:19:40,894
Did I miss something?
632
00:19:40,895 --> 00:19:42,662
Was that the whole thing?
This is a big whale,
633
00:19:42,663 --> 00:19:43,863
and I can bring it
to your doorstep.
634
00:19:43,864 --> 00:19:45,531
Oh, wow, I am so sorry
635
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,734
you wasted your time
and bus fare.
636
00:19:47,735 --> 00:19:49,202
Take care of yourself.
637
00:19:49,203 --> 00:19:50,236
Try to stay out of trouble.
638
00:19:50,237 --> 00:19:51,271
Marty. Marty.
And buh-bye.
639
00:19:51,272 --> 00:19:52,505
Marty, we need this.
If he's...
640
00:19:52,506 --> 00:19:54,807
Jeannie, he is
not here to help us.
641
00:19:54,808 --> 00:19:56,809
You understand?
He's here to help himself.
642
00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:58,845
Again.
It's Mcclintock.
643
00:19:58,846 --> 00:20:00,713
(Whispers):
Hand delivered by Judas.
644
00:20:00,714 --> 00:20:02,181
I'm in the shit, right?
645
00:20:02,182 --> 00:20:03,549
But I have been punished.
646
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,651
Working for your ex-wife.
647
00:20:04,652 --> 00:20:06,019
By fucking going to jail.
648
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,820
Listen, I will
never make the mistake
649
00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:09,322
that I made with you before.
650
00:20:09,323 --> 00:20:11,758
Come on, Marty.
651
00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:13,593
What, are you gonna
punish him forever?
652
00:20:13,594 --> 00:20:15,561
For one thing that he did?
653
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,497
What? You guys can't
just start over?
654
00:20:17,498 --> 00:20:18,898
I will not fuck this up.
655
00:20:18,899 --> 00:20:21,935
This would be huge for
Kaan and associates.
656
00:20:21,936 --> 00:20:23,169
We need the revenue.
657
00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:25,738
And we need the profile.
658
00:20:25,739 --> 00:20:27,373
(Clears throat)
659
00:20:27,374 --> 00:20:29,742
Boss lady says it's a yes,
so I guess it's a yes.
660
00:20:29,743 --> 00:20:31,110
That's what I'm talking about.
661
00:20:31,111 --> 00:20:33,846
Thank you very much, and I will
prove myself to you, okay?
662
00:20:33,847 --> 00:20:34,847
Thank you, boss lady.
663
00:20:34,848 --> 00:20:36,516
Weirdly emasculated boss man.
664
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,685
Man, get the fuck out of here
and get the money.
665
00:20:38,686 --> 00:20:40,887
Thank you, sir.
I got this, okay?
666
00:20:42,222 --> 00:20:43,523
(Door opens)
667
00:20:45,759 --> 00:20:47,393
(Door closes)
668
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,667
It's so good, baby.
669
00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:57,036
All right.
Mm-hmm.
670
00:20:57,037 --> 00:20:58,771
Yeah, oh, yeah.
671
00:20:58,772 --> 00:20:59,906
Yeah, okay.
672
00:20:59,907 --> 00:21:01,374
Clyde:
You have everything,
673
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:04,477
and you don't even see it.
674
00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:08,247
♪ Ask her if she wants
to stay a while ♪
675
00:21:08,248 --> 00:21:12,185
♪ she will be loved ♪
676
00:21:12,186 --> 00:21:14,587
♪ she will... ♪
677
00:21:14,588 --> 00:21:17,190
Oh, yeah, uh-huh!
678
00:21:17,191 --> 00:21:19,959
Whoa, oh! (Squeals)
(Grunts)
679
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,527
(Yelling)
680
00:21:21,528 --> 00:21:25,131
(Moans) (Laughs)
681
00:21:25,132 --> 00:21:27,300
Oh, my God, I did it!
682
00:21:27,301 --> 00:21:29,102
I think I just put
a baby in you!
683
00:21:29,103 --> 00:21:32,138
Yeah, you did.
Yeah!
684
00:21:32,139 --> 00:21:34,173
(Both sigh)
685
00:21:34,174 --> 00:21:36,042
Oh, sweet thing.
686
00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:37,744
Yeah.
687
00:21:37,745 --> 00:21:38,945
Fyi...
Yeah?
688
00:21:38,946 --> 00:21:41,247
Only one of us came.
689
00:21:41,248 --> 00:21:42,448
Oh, yeah, no, right, of
course! Cool. (Laughs)
690
00:21:42,449 --> 00:21:43,449
No, oh, of course.
691
00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:45,418
Yeah.
(Whoops)
692
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:50,990
They think they can
just get rid of me?
693
00:21:50,991 --> 00:21:54,127
I was the linchpin
behind that shit show.
694
00:21:54,128 --> 00:21:55,628
(Laughs) Whoa, whoa.
695
00:21:55,629 --> 00:21:56,929
Monica.
696
00:21:56,930 --> 00:21:58,297
What the hell's going on?
697
00:21:58,298 --> 00:21:59,665
She got fired.
Oh.
698
00:22:01,969 --> 00:22:04,570
What happened?
699
00:22:04,571 --> 00:22:06,873
Supposedly, I create
700
00:22:06,874 --> 00:22:09,208
a hostile work environment.
(Laugh
701
00:22:09,209 --> 00:22:12,211
you? Oh, no, do they
have the right gal?
702
00:22:13,447 --> 00:22:17,016
But, uh...
That cretin that stabbed me?
703
00:22:17,017 --> 00:22:19,318
She's just... somehow she's, uh,
704
00:22:19,319 --> 00:22:21,354
she's related
to the treasury secretary.
705
00:22:21,355 --> 00:22:24,090
Fuck them.
706
00:22:24,091 --> 00:22:25,825
Right?
Listen.
707
00:22:25,826 --> 00:22:28,061
I can make some calls, okay?
708
00:22:28,062 --> 00:22:30,029
I got your back, mo.
709
00:22:31,265 --> 00:22:33,533
Uh...
710
00:22:33,534 --> 00:22:35,201
I have pills for that.
711
00:22:35,202 --> 00:22:37,103
Thanks though.
712
00:22:45,512 --> 00:22:49,148
Well, I am off to meet Lex
at the skate park.
713
00:22:49,149 --> 00:22:51,050
Negatory.
You are coming with me,
714
00:22:51,051 --> 00:22:53,286
and we are going to dre's house.
715
00:22:53,287 --> 00:22:54,754
Oh, awesome, yeah!
716
00:22:54,755 --> 00:22:56,022
Can-can I bring Lex though?
717
00:22:56,023 --> 00:22:58,291
(Laughs):
Uh, no, no.
718
00:22:58,292 --> 00:23:00,860
We are not bringing our family
circus to a client's house.
719
00:23:00,861 --> 00:23:01,861
I'm sorry.
720
00:23:01,862 --> 00:23:03,196
Well, fuck-that-shit. Com.
721
00:23:03,197 --> 00:23:05,798
Because if I'm going,
Lex is going.
722
00:23:05,799 --> 00:23:07,366
Whoa, did I miss the part
where you're moving out?
723
00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:09,068
Huh?
724
00:23:09,069 --> 00:23:10,369
'Cause as long
as you live under this roof,
725
00:23:10,370 --> 00:23:11,404
you don't lip off to me.
726
00:23:11,405 --> 00:23:12,939
So I should just
act like you then?
727
00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:15,575
Uh, you better act like
you're gonna get ready, okay?
728
00:23:15,576 --> 00:23:17,009
Before you and I have
a real problem.
729
00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:18,711
But, dad, we do have a problem.
730
00:23:18,712 --> 00:23:20,413
You're calling
me and Lex a circus.
731
00:23:20,414 --> 00:23:23,182
I mean, grampa would say
I could bring Lex.
732
00:23:23,183 --> 00:23:24,817
You know what?
Grampa's not here, okay?
733
00:23:24,818 --> 00:23:26,686
And I'm not gonna
turn on the news to see
734
00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:28,721
if there's an Amber alert
out to find him.
735
00:23:28,722 --> 00:23:30,957
Now, go get ready,
and get your mind right.
736
00:23:30,958 --> 00:23:33,759
(Quietly):
Whatever.
737
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,962
The fuck?
738
00:23:36,997 --> 00:23:38,731
(Both laughing)
739
00:23:40,267 --> 00:23:42,835
Sometimes, I...
740
00:23:42,836 --> 00:23:44,470
(Both laughing)
741
00:23:44,471 --> 00:23:46,606
(Door closes)
742
00:23:46,607 --> 00:23:48,574
(Dogs barking)
743
00:23:50,244 --> 00:23:51,477
Wow.
744
00:23:51,478 --> 00:23:53,012
Wait, let me... let me...
Let me say it again
745
00:23:53,013 --> 00:23:54,413
with the right
em-pha-sis.
746
00:23:54,414 --> 00:23:56,182
(Laughs) Wow!
747
00:23:56,183 --> 00:23:58,184
I am a lucky motherfucker.
748
00:23:58,185 --> 00:24:00,186
Wait, hold on, scratch that.
749
00:24:00,187 --> 00:24:02,088
An extremely handsome and
lucky motherfucker. Ah, yes.
750
00:24:02,089 --> 00:24:04,590
You know what I'm talking about?
Let's get the order correct.
751
00:24:04,591 --> 00:24:06,425
But you know
on the real to real,
752
00:24:06,426 --> 00:24:09,028
sometimes I get this
nagging feeling.
753
00:24:09,029 --> 00:24:11,197
You know, that just
one little tremor
754
00:24:11,198 --> 00:24:13,199
or shift of the earth...
755
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,568
All of this...
756
00:24:15,569 --> 00:24:18,738
Can just fucking go poof.
757
00:24:18,739 --> 00:24:20,373
Mm.
You know?
758
00:24:20,374 --> 00:24:21,908
You feel it, too.
759
00:24:21,909 --> 00:24:23,442
I can tell.
760
00:24:23,443 --> 00:24:25,378
Oh, and by the way,
761
00:24:25,379 --> 00:24:28,981
you are now a new
member of the club.
762
00:24:28,982 --> 00:24:30,550
Stop playing games.
763
00:24:30,551 --> 00:24:31,717
(Both laugh)
764
00:24:31,718 --> 00:24:32,852
No wait list.
765
00:24:32,853 --> 00:24:33,886
I hooked it up.
766
00:24:33,887 --> 00:24:35,121
My man, my man.
767
00:24:35,122 --> 00:24:36,389
Let's get something to eat.
768
00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:39,458
Like, just standing outside
a grocery store
769
00:24:39,459 --> 00:24:40,660
with a clipboard,
770
00:24:40,661 --> 00:24:43,663
making people resent you
and hate your cause...
771
00:24:43,664 --> 00:24:46,699
Hate the cause... Is not
gonna change the world.
772
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,568
Nope. Sorry.
773
00:24:48,569 --> 00:24:50,102
So, let me get this straight--
you are for
774
00:24:50,103 --> 00:24:52,305
the wholesale destruction
of the rain forest.
775
00:24:52,306 --> 00:24:53,606
Exactly. I love it.
776
00:24:53,607 --> 00:24:55,174
Dre: Hey, what the hell
y'all talking about?
777
00:24:55,175 --> 00:24:57,877
Ah, who am I kidding?
778
00:24:57,878 --> 00:24:59,612
I always sign.
779
00:24:59,613 --> 00:25:01,814
Oh, your wife's a big softie.
780
00:25:01,815 --> 00:25:03,716
So, it must be awesome
having a dad
781
00:25:03,717 --> 00:25:05,918
that really spends
time with you.
782
00:25:05,919 --> 00:25:08,120
And dre Collins?
Oh, God.
783
00:25:08,121 --> 00:25:09,255
How lucky, right?
784
00:25:09,256 --> 00:25:10,990
(Phone ringing)
785
00:25:10,991 --> 00:25:12,959
Oh, I'll get it.
All right.
786
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,594
Why does he always
get to answer?
787
00:25:14,595 --> 00:25:16,128
I want to answer!
788
00:25:16,129 --> 00:25:17,863
All right, baby,
I'll let you do it next time.
789
00:25:17,864 --> 00:25:19,131
Okay? Marty: Can I just tell you
790
00:25:19,132 --> 00:25:21,334
this is probably
the best meal I've had ever.
791
00:25:21,335 --> 00:25:22,969
(Laughs) Thank you.
792
00:25:22,970 --> 00:25:24,337
Baby, you are the best cook.
Oh, God.
793
00:25:24,338 --> 00:25:25,504
I don't even want to know
794
00:25:25,505 --> 00:25:27,240
what karma your mother
is gonna send my way
795
00:25:27,241 --> 00:25:28,674
when she hears you say that.
796
00:25:28,675 --> 00:25:30,676
(Laughter)
797
00:25:31,945 --> 00:25:33,980
It's Uncle Lukas.
He wants to take me
798
00:25:33,981 --> 00:25:35,181
to a clippers game tomorrow.
799
00:25:35,182 --> 00:25:37,049
They're floor seats.
Can I please go?
800
00:25:37,050 --> 00:25:39,252
You got your science project
to prepare, sweetie.
801
00:25:39,253 --> 00:25:41,187
Next time.
Take Roscoe upstairs
802
00:25:41,188 --> 00:25:42,221
and show him your Guinea pigs.
803
00:25:42,222 --> 00:25:43,856
Okay.
Go ahead.
804
00:25:43,857 --> 00:25:45,558
Well, thank you.
I mean, I love your house
805
00:25:45,559 --> 00:25:48,094
and how nice you guys
have been to me.
806
00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:51,397
You're welcome.
807
00:25:51,398 --> 00:25:54,400
(Grunting)
808
00:25:54,401 --> 00:25:56,802
(Laughter)
809
00:25:56,803 --> 00:25:57,870
So, how's that?
810
00:25:57,871 --> 00:25:59,538
Yeah, how do you think it is?
811
00:25:59,539 --> 00:26:01,040
My-my suggestion is
you hold them underwater
812
00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:02,642
before they hit their teens.
813
00:26:02,643 --> 00:26:05,011
(Laughter)
814
00:26:05,012 --> 00:26:07,546
I mean, it's not exactly what
I thought I would be fielding,
815
00:26:07,547 --> 00:26:09,315
but I love him.
816
00:26:09,316 --> 00:26:10,383
He's-he's a great kid.
817
00:26:10,384 --> 00:26:11,684
You know, I just want to...
818
00:26:11,685 --> 00:26:13,085
Just want to keep him safe.
819
00:26:13,086 --> 00:26:14,754
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
820
00:26:14,755 --> 00:26:15,755
You know, from everything.
821
00:26:15,756 --> 00:26:18,090
Mm, beautiful.
822
00:26:18,091 --> 00:26:20,026
Thanks, baby.
Got you.
823
00:26:20,027 --> 00:26:21,027
More wine?
824
00:26:21,028 --> 00:26:23,963
Yeah.
825
00:26:23,964 --> 00:26:26,866
Now, don't laugh, but, uh...
826
00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:28,267
This is from my vineyard.
827
00:26:28,268 --> 00:26:30,102
Oh, will you stop
bragging already?
828
00:26:30,103 --> 00:26:31,971
(Laughs)
829
00:26:31,972 --> 00:26:33,005
Yes, Marty.
830
00:26:33,006 --> 00:26:34,307
I also have a vineyard.
831
00:26:34,308 --> 00:26:36,108
Uh, yes, dre,
I heard you the first time.
832
00:26:36,109 --> 00:26:37,176
(Laughs)
833
00:26:37,177 --> 00:26:38,544
You know, maybe Lukas is right.
834
00:26:38,545 --> 00:26:40,112
Maybe I am a little
bougie at times.
835
00:26:40,113 --> 00:26:41,747
Yeah, a little bit. Just a
little something something.
836
00:26:41,748 --> 00:26:43,716
A little something something.
Not too crazy, but just sometimes.
837
00:26:43,717 --> 00:26:45,751
(Both laugh)
838
00:26:45,752 --> 00:26:49,288
Yeah, so, uh, about Lukas.
839
00:26:49,289 --> 00:26:51,390
I mean, he's family, right?
840
00:26:51,391 --> 00:26:54,093
Depends on how you look at it.
841
00:26:54,094 --> 00:26:55,661
Okay.
What?
842
00:26:55,662 --> 00:26:57,797
Are we now having second
thoughts, Marty Kaan?
843
00:26:57,798 --> 00:26:59,298
No, no, no,
I'm not saying that.
844
00:26:59,299 --> 00:27:00,700
I just saying that...
845
00:27:00,701 --> 00:27:03,669
You know,
what we're about to do...
846
00:27:03,670 --> 00:27:06,172
This isn't just some guy
you work with.
847
00:27:06,173 --> 00:27:08,541
There's no coming
back from that.
848
00:27:08,542 --> 00:27:10,176
You guys have a history
together, right?
849
00:27:10,177 --> 00:27:12,078
A-a life basically together.
850
00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:15,181
My life...
It's in there.
851
00:27:15,182 --> 00:27:17,550
That woman is the reason
why I'm still alive.
852
00:27:17,551 --> 00:27:20,553
Now, look... I ain't
trying to disrespect you.
853
00:27:20,554 --> 00:27:21,754
You know what I'm saying?
854
00:27:21,755 --> 00:27:23,689
I ain't trying to be
disrespectful at all, but...
855
00:27:23,690 --> 00:27:26,192
I didn't come up like you.
856
00:27:26,193 --> 00:27:28,761
Every day was like
a war for me.
857
00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:31,897
And I fought that war for her,
and now for my kids.
858
00:27:31,898 --> 00:27:35,301
And they make me want to
keep fighting that war for them.
859
00:27:35,302 --> 00:27:37,937
Lukas is dangerous to all that.
860
00:27:37,938 --> 00:27:40,639
You don't have
a lot of options.
861
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,976
With everything in
my fucking heart, all I know is
862
00:27:43,977 --> 00:27:47,380
I've got to protect this.
863
00:27:47,381 --> 00:27:50,082
You know how that feels?
864
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:52,785
I do.
865
00:27:52,786 --> 00:27:55,321
Then let's do this.
866
00:27:55,322 --> 00:27:56,722
♪ ♪
867
00:27:56,723 --> 00:28:00,359
♪ five-nine with a slim build,
humblest hustler ♪
868
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,661
♪ arrogant with real skills ♪
869
00:28:02,662 --> 00:28:06,662
♪ hell yeah, I turn it out
and shut down my competition ♪
870
00:28:06,663 --> 00:28:09,663
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