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All right, yes.
Ripped By mstoll
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Hey, man, don't touch my shin
every time there's a big play.
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- Yes!
- Don't touch me. Hey, man, stop.
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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- There it is.
- No!
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Nick, uh, Jess left her panties in the dryer.
Do you mind if I move them?
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Sure, man, I don't care.
Wait, why do you ask?
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You're not gonna move them
in a weird way?
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I'm just trying to be respectful.
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Before you were together,
I moved her panties hundreds of times.
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- What?
- Hundreds of times?
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Were you just hanging around the dryer
like some sort of panty-hawk?
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[LAUGHS]
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Panty-Hawk, I'd watch that show.
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- So should I go move them?
- Nick, you gotta move them.
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So now I'm the panty mover?
That's not a life.
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- Who is gonna move the panties?
- Coach, you move them.
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- Are they warm?
- You know what, you're out.
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- Grow up. I'll move the panties.
- Thank you.
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- Seems aawully eager.
- Yeah, you're aawully eager, Schmidt.
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I've been waiting my entire life
to move your girlfriend's panties.
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Stop saying "panties," bro.
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- Panties.
- No, they're panties, with a D. "Panties."
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- Panties.
SCHMIDT: Say "panties" like a normal person.
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This is how a black dude would say it,
"Pull your panties down."
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Here's how a white dude says it,
"Pull your panties down."
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Guys, can you not see what the panties
are doing to us?
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Stop saying "panties"
when it comes to Jess.
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This is why none of us should live
with a woman.
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I've got an idea.
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You guys are never gonna believe what...
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You know what, I don't care.
The most amazing thing just happened.
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- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Hey, watch where you're going!
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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CECE: Oh, boy.
JESS: Sorry. Sorry, my bad.
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We thought we were gonna die.
But she was actually really sorry.
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So she invited us to a party at her boss's
house and they're sending a limo.
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And guess who her boss is.
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[IN UNISON]
It's Prince!
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- Prince!
- It's Prince!
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- Prince?
- Nice.
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We're going to a party at Prince's house.
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- We're going to a party at Prince's house.
- We're going. We're going!
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[CHUCKLING]
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That's not my underwear.
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[SINGING]
Who's that girl?
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CHORUS: Who's that girl?
- It's Jess
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JESS: Which shoes should I wear to Prince's
house? White or black? White or black?
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Nick, come on, the limo's gonna be here
any minute. Which shoe, white or black?
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- You look great. I want this moment to end.
- What are your open-toe options?
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None of it works. We gotta start over.
Let's go.
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You failed, bro.
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Man, I am glad I'm not going to that party.
Too much pressure, am I right?
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In high school,
going to a Prince party...
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...would've been your dream come true.
You were obsessed.
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[SINGING] So tonight we're gonna party
Like it's 1999
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[CROWD BOOING]
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My mother had to cut those pants off me
they were so tight.
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Dearly beloved...
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...we are gathered here today
to celebrate this thing called Schmidt.
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Nick, are you wearing cargo pants?
You gonna wear those to an A-list party?
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How are we gonna transport all this cargo?
Wait, we have Nick's pants. We're saved.
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- Get the pants off.
- We're not going.
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Prince invited the hot girls,
not the four dudes.
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- What? Why did I buy this $2000 suit?
- You idiot.
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Dude, my suit cost $200, and mine
came with socks stapled to the lapel.
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- Not gonna dap that.
- Because it came with it.
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Unacceptable. This party was supposed
to take me to the next level.
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- Next level of what?
- Don't ask.
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In every man's life, there's one party
that changes everything.
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You don't understand. And that's
exactly why I'm leaving you all behind.
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You've been waiting for cooler friends?
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Yes, of course. Coach, look around.
This can't be the finish line.
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- Ha, ha.
- Here she is.
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Whoa. You look great.
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- Why is Schmidt dressed up?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
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Whoo!
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Prince. Unbelievable.
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Hey, look. I'm in a limo.
I wish I had really long legs...
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...so I could stretch them out
the length of the limo.
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Well, have fun. I love you.
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COACH:
Mm. Mm-hm.
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Did Nick just tell me he loved me
for the first time?
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- Yeah.
- And did I do finger guns back?
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- Yeah, you did.
- No.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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You're gonna want to drink this.
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Driver, we're gonna need
some more champagne.
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Ah.
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- So...
- Yeah.
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Dude, a man never says it first, okay?
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It wasn't my plan to tell her,
it just slipped out. She looked so pretty.
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- Is that how you feel? Do you love her?
- Of course.
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But I wasn't gonna say it like that.
I was gonna wait.
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You blurted it out. Not a big deal.
That's what I do.
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[SHOUTING]
I love you!
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[COUGHING]
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Sometimes they say it back,
sometimes they don't. It's a numbers game.
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I always do this. I get too intense and then
I freak girls out. I blew it. What do I do?
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Well, Nick, you can't take it back.
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Well, that's not 100 percent true.
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WINSTON: Damn, Prince's house.
COACH: Not bad, Prince!
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- You think he has a pool?
WINSTON: A drawbridge?
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NICK: We're never gonna get in.
We're not even in a limo.
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COACH: We're in a Ford Fusion, the best car
ever. Gets double the gas mileage...
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Shut up. That's all you've been
talking about. It's weird.
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You get sexual when you talk about it.
I don't like it.
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Double the mileage means you go
double as far, double as long.
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- Shut up.
- I'll let you borrow this, dude, you'll feel it.
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- Why don't I feel it right now?
- Feel it.
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- Oh, cowabunga!
- Felt it.
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I'm gonna punch you in the face.
Drive the car.
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- Never been turned on by mileage?
- Never.
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- No.
- Once.
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- When was that?
- It was a Thursday.
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- A Thursday?
- Yeah.
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Drive. I gotta tell my girlfriend
I don't love her...
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...so she doesn't leave me.
Like a normal person.
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CECE:
Amazing.
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Can you believe it?
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No, I can't. Finger guns?
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That was so stupid. My brain just froze.
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If the limo hadn't pulled away,
I probably would've done a lasso.
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I think you were just scared.
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Scared of what, saying "I love you"?
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I say it all the time.
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I'll say it right now. I love you.
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I love you. Hi, I'm Clayton Kershaw.
I'm a Los Angeles Dodger.
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Yeah, and I'm Jessica Day.
I'm a Los Angeles astronaut. Ha, ha.
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Not now, pal.
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- He's never gonna let us in.
- What do we do?
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I need this as much as you.
My new life is waiting for me in that party.
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Look, I can't help but think that now
might be a good time for a little fire and ice.
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- No.
- It's never a good time for fire and ice.
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Fire and ice got you into parties in college,
but it's not getting you into Prince's house.
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Winston, what happens
when you mix fire and ice?
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Warm water, baby.
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[MIMICKING EXPLOSIONS AND WHISTLING]
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This is embarrassing.
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- It's bubbling.
- It's bubbling.
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BOTH:
Warm water! Warm water!
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- Ahem. Um, yeah, I'm on the list.
WINSTON: Ernie?
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Winnie?
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Winston L. Bishop.
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- Ernie, is that really you?
- Oh, my goodness.
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- Man.
- Come here, man.
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Oh, my God, so good to see you.
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This guy saved my life.
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No, you saved my life.
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Let me ask you,
you still keep in contact with Freddy?
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Freddy didn't make it.
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Freddy's gone.
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[BOTH GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
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- No, come on, no. No, man.
- We ain't crying.
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WINSTON:
No, you cry, I cry.
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This is a great night.
I hope nothing ruins it.
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That's nice to see. Come on in, guys.
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BOTH:
For Freddy.
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Fire and ice.
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It's bubbling. Ha, ha.
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- That's remarkable.
- That worked?
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- We need our own fire and ice, pal.
- Well, all right, man.
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Ham and cheese.
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- I don't really think the name...
- Ham and cheese.
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- Nick. Well, we should rehearse.
NICK: Excuse me.
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What? Who's this guy?
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- Nick Miller?
- Schmidt?
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You scoundrel, you.
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Well, hot damn, come here,
it's good to see you.
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Yeah, well, the feeling's not mutual.
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The last time I saw him, I was out in the desert,
he was putting my mother into a prison.
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- You don't understand.
- Keep this animal away from me.
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- It's my fault, we didn't rehearse.
- Can we come into the party?
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You know what, we're gonna wait back here.
I get it. It's my fault. Nick?
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I'm Trojan Horsing inside a bunch
of models. Every man for himself.
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- Models, let me in, please.
- No, sir.
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Unhand me!
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Jess, hey. There you are. Excuse me. Jess.
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Nick, hi. What are you doing here?
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- I'm so happy to see you. How'd you get in?
- I need to talk to you.
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- I know.
- I can't leave it the way that was.
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I know, because there's something, um, I really
should've said back there and I didn't.
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And I think it's important
that I say it to you.
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So, um, what I wanted to say is,
Nick Miller...
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[ANDY ALLO'S "PEOPLE PLEASER"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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...I...
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You should be a people pleaser
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Jess... She's all right.
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Hey, Jess, you okay?
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Hi. What happened?
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- You had a panic attack and you fell down.
- My God.
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Which was actually worse than the finger guns.
I didn't think that was possible.
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I think it's fair to say that I did not handle
the situation very well.
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NICK:
No, look, it's fine.
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- In fact, I wanna take the whole thing back.
- What?
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I shouldn't have said it.
It was an accident and, uh...
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Yeah, so, just kind of clear the air.
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- No. No, Nick.
- This just got very awkward.
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SCHMIDT:
Be strong, Nick.
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- What?
- What?
201
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:18,550
I'm outside the hedge. Do you see my arm?
I'm trying to push through.
202
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,082
- What are you doing up there?
- Be careful.
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I lost my bearings.
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- I had to go high to avoid the spiders.
- Nick.
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- Let's just wait for this to finish.
- I'm breaching.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- Easy, easy.
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ALL:
Whoa.
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Prince is terrible at Frisbee.
There's, like, 10 of these up there.
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Can I talk to Nick alone for a second?
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- You got it.
- Yeah.
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You're taking it back?
Is that how you really feel?
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Well... How do you feel?
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PRINCE:
Hi.
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I'm Prince.
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So, what seems to be the problem?
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00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:08,127
Oh, how rude of me. I haven't given you
enough time to freak out yet.
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You may do so now.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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[SCREAMING]
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Oh, my God...! Nick!
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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
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I'm not familiar with this term "finger guns,"
can you elaborate?
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Uh, yeah, what's up?
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Whoa. Don't point those at me,
they might go off.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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That was very much
of the flavor of humor.
228
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:53,902
- Listen, Nick, uh... Nick, right?
- Yes, that's my name.
229
00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:57,274
Jess and I are gonna take a moment
and just be alone.
230
00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,315
All right. I'm not worried...
231
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,283
...but why, what are you
gonna talk to her about, Prince?
232
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:04,989
You.
233
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:11,960
Nick, I never thought I'd say this,
but I need to be alone with Prince.
234
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:16,959
All right, well, yeah.
235
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,345
So do you like pancakes?
236
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:31,812
[SPINNERS' "HOW COULD I LET YOU GET
AWAY?" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
237
00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:35,851
And I can't tell green from blue
No, no
238
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,580
Like cat and mouse
239
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,526
Cece, help. Bouncer's after me.
240
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,695
- Oh.
- Oh.
241
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:48,032
Like parents often do
242
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,601
In the middle of the room
243
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,831
He's gone.
244
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,034
- He's gone, Schmidt.
- Is he gone?
245
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,904
Mm-hm. Ha, ha.
246
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,068
You can stop now.
247
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:04,111
He's tenacious.
He's definitely gonna be back.
248
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:07,410
Ha, ha. Pretty sure it's all clear.
249
00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,488
It's always good to see old friends.
250
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,614
Thank you.
251
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:17,125
- How could I let you get away?
- Baby
252
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:20,196
So tonight's the night
you're just gonna leave us all behind...
253
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:23,128
...and get cooler friends, right?
254
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,102
Heh. Yeah, right. Heh.
255
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:30,570
WINSTON:
We should be dead. We should be dead.
256
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,910
I never thought
I was gonna see him again.
257
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,706
He's getting emotional right now
because this is real.
258
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,042
If you cry, I'm gonna cry.
259
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,150
I'm gonna cry, then we can cry together.
260
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,409
Poor Freddy.
261
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,522
Jess is with Prince.
And I've been drinking.
262
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:49,455
- Wait, Jess is with Prince?
- And I've been drinking. Who are these two?
263
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:52,323
- Fire and ice, get out.
- It's getting warm in here.
264
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,725
- Yes.
- It's actually a little chilly.
265
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,127
Give me a break.
266
00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,802
I see what you're doing.
Trying to tempt me sexually.
267
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,902
- Not interested.
- What are you doing?
268
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:05,236
That leads to me taking my jacket off, and
all of a sudden, you got me in my underwear.
269
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,910
I'm not a dummy. Take a walk.
270
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,944
- No one's interested. We got business.
- So rude.
271
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,173
- No, no, no. Stay, stay, stay.
- Idiot.
272
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,373
Yeah, I'm an idiot.
273
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,781
WOMAN: Ciao.
- No. No ciao, no ciao.
274
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:20,754
You'll be replaced by robots
before you can say fragicalilicious!
275
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:24,053
- You're bringing fire and ice down.
- Don't bring fire and ice down.
276
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:27,197
Don't start, I'm having a terrible day.
Who cares about them?
277
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:30,299
- Who cares? I care.
- I feel like dancing right now.
278
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,834
Dancing's not the answer.
You can't dance.
279
00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,834
It's only gonna get worse.
280
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:40,010
Let's tear the roof off this joint
and show Prince how we do!
281
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,308
Thanks, Charles.
282
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:48,653
Wanna know why you can't tell
that dude you love him?
283
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,955
- I wanna say it, but...
- You're scared.
284
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,316
Exactly.
285
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,083
If you say it and things don't work out,
what then?
286
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,453
I really care for him.
287
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,890
And I'm just worried I'm gonna lose him.
288
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,826
- That's stupid.
- You're stupid.
289
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,002
- I forgive you.
- Oh, my God, thank God.
290
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:13,109
Besides, anything beautiful
is worth getting hurt for.
291
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,313
- Very well put.
- You know who said that?
292
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:16,980
No.
293
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,481
Me.
294
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,310
You're good.
295
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:25,547
Gah. I wish I were more like you, Prince.
296
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,918
Finish your pancake, let's get to work.
297
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,719
Oh, it's really good, but I'm super full.
298
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,226
- Pancake.
- Okay.
299
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,259
Here, put this on.
300
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,902
That's beautiful,
but I don't think I can pull it off.
301
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,004
- Don't argue with me.
- Okay, got it.
302
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,299
[PRINCE'S "WHEN YOU WERE MINE"
PLAYING]
303
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:46,636
[CHUCKLES]
304
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,477
Oh, girl
When you were mine
305
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,946
I used to let you...
306
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,847
- Repeat after me. Love.
- Love.
307
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,649
- You were so fine
- So fine
308
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,223
- Love.
- Love.
309
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,758
- Fourteen-zero, my lead.
- What am I supposed to be learning here?
310
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,531
Fifteen-zero.
311
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:09,756
- Love.
- Love.
312
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,196
- Love.
- Love.
313
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:12,802
You're not saying it right.
314
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,297
Do you understand now?
315
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:19,442
Yes, I think I do. Ha, ha.
316
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,315
What about now?
317
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,853
No. Mm-mm.
318
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,681
No.
319
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,688
Look in there.
320
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,792
Wait, stop, no, I'm afraid of the dark!
321
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,932
[JESS SCREAMING]
322
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,902
I said stop being afraid.
323
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,607
- Boo.
- Aah!
324
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,778
Yeah. This is what sexy is.
325
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,005
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
326
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,444
So, what do you think?
327
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,516
I think you need to go find Nick.
328
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,221
- I don't know how to thank you.
- Shh.
329
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:15,766
I honestly didn't hear a word you said.
Okay.
330
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,533
Okay, gotcha.
331
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,236
This is your party now.
332
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,335
[SIGHS]
333
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:28,673
To the VIP room?
334
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,306
With the two of you?
335
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,881
COACH: You can't handle it!
CECE: Come on, you got it!
336
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,777
You can't beat me!
337
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:39,355
- Come on. You got it.
- Five, four... You don't got it.
338
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,183
- You can't do it.
- He's gonna do it.
339
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,258
- You can't do it. Two.
- Come on now.
340
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:45,793
- You can get it. Don't give up.
- One.
341
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,465
- What? That's impressive.
- Damn it.
342
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:49,860
Mm. New record.
343
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,594
Surrounded by celebrities and millionaires
and you dingbats are playing Lemon Mouth.
344
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,330
[WINSTON AND COACH CHUCKLING]
345
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,334
Rind me, woman.
346
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,770
- Really?
- Okay, here we go.
347
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,536
- All right, let's go.
- Let's get this party started.
348
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,544
- New record time. Check this out.
- All right. Let's go.
349
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:08,719
- Here we go. Ten, nine, eight...
- What are you doing?
350
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,855
...seven...
- The hell are you doing?
351
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,388
- What?
- You're not supposed to eat the lemon.
352
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,423
- New record.
- That's not even the game!
353
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,061
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
354
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,925
[CHAKA KHAN'S "I WAS MADE TO LOVE HIM"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
355
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,240
JESS:
Nick Miller.
356
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,687
Hey, Jess.
357
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:46,117
I'm not sorry that I said it.
358
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,393
Hate to say this, but I couldn't hear you,
it's very loud.
359
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,827
[SHOUTING]
I love you!
360
00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,235
I love you, Nick Miller!
361
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,663
Yeah, yeah, yeah
362
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,609
When I was knee-high to a chicken
363
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,869
What the hell are you wearing?
364
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,274
- Prince dressed me.
- Awesome.
365
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,177
[BOTH LAUGHING]
366
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,451
[CROWD CHEERING]
367
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,253
Anybody wanna fall in love tonight?
368
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,762
Oh, my...!
369
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:33,768
Oh, my God!
370
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:37,772
[SINGING] Don't
Don't you wanna
371
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,068
Don't you wanna?
372
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,404
Fall in love tonight?
373
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,978
Crazy.
374
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,275
It's a special night
My favorite group
375
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,114
The moon threatened to dance her
Out of her shoes
376
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:54,756
In his ear
He was about to hear
377
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,518
An offer that he could not refuse
378
00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:01,254
She said don't
Don't you wanna
379
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,696
BOTH:
Don't you wanna fall in love tonight?
380
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,439
Don't
Don't you wanna
381
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,803
Wanna fall in love tonight?
382
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:17,145
She said underneath the taffeta
383
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,513
There ain't no better hiding place
384
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,451
If I see the moon I'll just laugh it up
385
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,786
Wanna wake up to your pretty face
386
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,553
Don't
Don't you wanna
387
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:36,665
Don't you wanna fall in love tonight?
388
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:47,543
Did that happen?
389
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,644
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
390
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:53,711
So we just danced with Prince.
391
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,080
- With Prince, that's right.
- That was fun.
392
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:58,482
That was fun.
393
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,448
- Yeah.
- Heh.
394
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,153
Jess, how did you know the words?
395
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,891
I think Prince is magic.
396
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:09,100
I've always thought Prince was magic.
397
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,268
Where do we go from here?
398
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:13,504
How do we move on from this?
399
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,707
Do I just go to work tomorrow?
400
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:16,965
[CHUCKLES]
401
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,171
Wait a minute.
402
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,737
Where's Cece?
403
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:26,009
- I'll take it easy on you.
- Thank you.
404
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,651
[OHIO PLAYERS' "SKIN TIGHT" PLAYING]
405
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:32,748
You wanna put some money on this?
406
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:35,891
Yeah
407
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:39,755
Mm
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