1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:02,090 All right, yes. Ripped By mstoll 2 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:05,100 Hey, man, don't touch my shin every time there's a big play. 3 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:08,102 - Yes! - Don't touch me. Hey, man, stop. 4 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:09,605 [ALL SHOUTING] 5 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:11,071 - There it is. - No! 6 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:14,576 Nick, uh, Jess left her panties in the dryer. Do you mind if I move them? 7 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:17,009 Sure, man, I don't care. Wait, why do you ask? 8 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:19,274 You're not gonna move them in a weird way? 9 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,282 I'm just trying to be respectful. 10 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,081 Before you were together, I moved her panties hundreds of times. 11 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:25,723 - What? - Hundreds of times? 12 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:29,087 Were you just hanging around the dryer like some sort of panty-hawk? 13 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:30,455 [LAUGHS] 14 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:32,494 Panty-Hawk, I'd watch that show. 15 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,360 - So should I go move them? - Nick, you gotta move them. 16 00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:37,728 So now I'm the panty mover? That's not a life. 17 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,769 - Who is gonna move the panties? - Coach, you move them. 18 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:42,998 - Are they warm? - You know what, you're out. 19 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:45,301 - Grow up. I'll move the panties. - Thank you. 20 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:48,673 - Seems aawully eager. - Yeah, you're aawully eager, Schmidt. 21 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:52,146 I've been waiting my entire life to move your girlfriend's panties. 22 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,647 Stop saying "panties," bro. 23 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,879 - Panties. - No, they're panties, with a D. "Panties." 24 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:59,250 - Panties. SCHMIDT: Say "panties" like a normal person. 25 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:02,893 This is how a black dude would say it, "Pull your panties down." 26 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:05,290 Here's how a white dude says it, "Pull your panties down." 27 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:08,262 Guys, can you not see what the panties are doing to us? 28 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:10,264 Stop saying "panties" when it comes to Jess. 29 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:12,903 This is why none of us should live with a woman. 30 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:14,401 I've got an idea. 31 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:17,503 You guys are never gonna believe what... 32 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:24,474 You know what, I don't care. The most amazing thing just happened. 33 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:28,116 - Hey! Hey! Hey! - Hey, watch where you're going! 34 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,583 [TIRES SQUEALING] 35 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:34,650 CECE: Oh, boy. JESS: Sorry. Sorry, my bad. 36 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:38,421 We thought we were gonna die. But she was actually really sorry. 37 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:42,395 So she invited us to a party at her boss's house and they're sending a limo. 38 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:45,069 And guess who her boss is. 39 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:47,829 [IN UNISON] It's Prince! 40 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:49,371 - Prince! - It's Prince! 41 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:51,836 - Prince? - Nice. 42 00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:54,012 We're going to a party at Prince's house. 43 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:58,843 - We're going to a party at Prince's house. - We're going. We're going! 44 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,576 [CHUCKLING] 45 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,419 That's not my underwear. 46 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,153 [SINGING] Who's that girl? 47 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:08,759 CHORUS: Who's that girl? - It's Jess 48 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:17,700 JESS: Which shoes should I wear to Prince's house? White or black? White or black? 49 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:21,533 Nick, come on, the limo's gonna be here any minute. Which shoe, white or black? 50 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:25,369 - You look great. I want this moment to end. - What are your open-toe options? 51 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,944 None of it works. We gotta start over. Let's go. 52 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:29,239 You failed, bro. 53 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:33,350 Man, I am glad I'm not going to that party. Too much pressure, am I right? 54 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:35,486 In high school, going to a Prince party... 55 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:37,985 ...would've been your dream come true. You were obsessed. 56 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:42,718 [SINGING] So tonight we're gonna party Like it's 1999 57 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:44,294 [CROWD BOOING] 58 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:47,597 My mother had to cut those pants off me they were so tight. 59 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,062 Dearly beloved... 60 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:57,572 ...we are gathered here today to celebrate this thing called Schmidt. 61 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:01,438 Nick, are you wearing cargo pants? You gonna wear those to an A-list party? 62 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:05,742 How are we gonna transport all this cargo? Wait, we have Nick's pants. We're saved. 63 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:07,919 - Get the pants off. - We're not going. 64 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,520 Prince invited the hot girls, not the four dudes. 65 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:14,586 - What? Why did I buy this $2000 suit? - You idiot. 66 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:19,161 Dude, my suit cost $200, and mine came with socks stapled to the lapel. 67 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:22,524 - Not gonna dap that. - Because it came with it. 68 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:26,633 Unacceptable. This party was supposed to take me to the next level. 69 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,340 - Next level of what? - Don't ask. 70 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:31,544 In every man's life, there's one party that changes everything. 71 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:36,313 You don't understand. And that's exactly why I'm leaving you all behind. 72 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,346 You've been waiting for cooler friends? 73 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:42,851 Yes, of course. Coach, look around. This can't be the finish line. 74 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,524 - Ha, ha. - Here she is. 75 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,521 Whoa. You look great. 76 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:54,062 - Why is Schmidt dressed up? - I don't wanna talk about it. 77 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:55,427 Whoo! 78 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:58,300 Prince. Unbelievable. 79 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:01,837 Hey, look. I'm in a limo. I wish I had really long legs... 80 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,635 ...so I could stretch them out the length of the limo. 81 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:07,675 Well, have fun. I love you. 82 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,685 COACH: Mm. Mm-hm. 83 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,825 Did Nick just tell me he loved me for the first time? 84 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:23,028 - Yeah. - And did I do finger guns back? 85 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,063 - Yeah, you did. - No. 86 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:26,697 - Yeah. - Oh. 87 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:29,768 You're gonna want to drink this. 88 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:32,197 Driver, we're gonna need some more champagne. 89 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,306 Ah. 90 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:38,042 - So... - Yeah. 91 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,220 Dude, a man never says it first, okay? 92 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:53,414 It wasn't my plan to tell her, it just slipped out. She looked so pretty. 93 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:56,060 - Is that how you feel? Do you love her? - Of course. 94 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,890 But I wasn't gonna say it like that. I was gonna wait. 95 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,760 You blurted it out. Not a big deal. That's what I do. 96 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:04,995 [SHOUTING] I love you! 97 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:06,398 [COUGHING] 98 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:10,298 Sometimes they say it back, sometimes they don't. It's a numbers game. 99 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:15,411 I always do this. I get too intense and then I freak girls out. I blew it. What do I do? 100 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:18,310 Well, Nick, you can't take it back. 101 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:20,783 Well, that's not 100 percent true. 102 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,919 WINSTON: Damn, Prince's house. COACH: Not bad, Prince! 103 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:26,955 - You think he has a pool? WINSTON: A drawbridge? 104 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:29,525 NICK: We're never gonna get in. We're not even in a limo. 105 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:33,163 COACH: We're in a Ford Fusion, the best car ever. Gets double the gas mileage... 106 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:36,334 Shut up. That's all you've been talking about. It's weird. 107 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:39,127 You get sexual when you talk about it. I don't like it. 108 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:42,341 Double the mileage means you go double as far, double as long. 109 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:45,304 - Shut up. - I'll let you borrow this, dude, you'll feel it. 110 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:47,478 - Why don't I feel it right now? - Feel it. 111 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,614 - Oh, cowabunga! - Felt it. 112 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,113 I'm gonna punch you in the face. Drive the car. 113 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,320 - Never been turned on by mileage? - Never. 114 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:55,918 - No. - Once. 115 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:58,350 - When was that? - It was a Thursday. 116 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:00,353 - A Thursday? - Yeah. 117 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,360 Drive. I gotta tell my girlfriend I don't love her... 118 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:05,927 ...so she doesn't leave me. Like a normal person. 119 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:09,159 CECE: Amazing. 120 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:10,926 Can you believe it? 121 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:13,138 No, I can't. Finger guns? 122 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,500 That was so stupid. My brain just froze. 123 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,836 If the limo hadn't pulled away, I probably would've done a lasso. 124 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,579 I think you were just scared. 125 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:23,111 Scared of what, saying "I love you"? 126 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:24,611 I say it all the time. 127 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,614 I'll say it right now. I love you. 128 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:31,153 I love you. Hi, I'm Clayton Kershaw. I'm a Los Angeles Dodger. 129 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:36,852 Yeah, and I'm Jessica Day. I'm a Los Angeles astronaut. Ha, ha. 130 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:39,528 Not now, pal. 131 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,626 - He's never gonna let us in. - What do we do? 132 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:48,602 I need this as much as you. My new life is waiting for me in that party. 133 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:52,971 Look, I can't help but think that now might be a good time for a little fire and ice. 134 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:55,806 - No. - It's never a good time for fire and ice. 135 00:06:56,048 --> 00:07:00,644 Fire and ice got you into parties in college, but it's not getting you into Prince's house. 136 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:03,378 Winston, what happens when you mix fire and ice? 137 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,521 Warm water, baby. 138 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:08,057 [MIMICKING EXPLOSIONS AND WHISTLING] 139 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:09,653 This is embarrassing. 140 00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:12,027 - It's bubbling. - It's bubbling. 141 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,995 BOTH: Warm water! Warm water! 142 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:20,002 - Ahem. Um, yeah, I'm on the list. WINSTON: Ernie? 143 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,999 Winnie? 144 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:25,443 Winston L. Bishop. 145 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:27,838 - Ernie, is that really you? - Oh, my goodness. 146 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,142 - Man. - Come here, man. 147 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:31,850 Oh, my God, so good to see you. 148 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,243 This guy saved my life. 149 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:37,285 No, you saved my life. 150 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,287 Let me ask you, you still keep in contact with Freddy? 151 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:42,521 Freddy didn't make it. 152 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,363 Freddy's gone. 153 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,662 [BOTH GRUNTING AND SHOUTING] 154 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,170 - No, come on, no. No, man. - We ain't crying. 155 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,036 WINSTON: No, you cry, I cry. 156 00:07:58,277 --> 00:08:01,303 This is a great night. I hope nothing ruins it. 157 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,549 That's nice to see. Come on in, guys. 158 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:07,713 BOTH: For Freddy. 159 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,252 Fire and ice. 160 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,283 It's bubbling. Ha, ha. 161 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:16,588 - That's remarkable. - That worked? 162 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,491 - We need our own fire and ice, pal. - Well, all right, man. 163 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,060 Ham and cheese. 164 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,698 - I don't really think the name... - Ham and cheese. 165 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:26,131 - Nick. Well, we should rehearse. NICK: Excuse me. 166 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,907 What? Who's this guy? 167 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:31,234 - Nick Miller? - Schmidt? 168 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:33,104 You scoundrel, you. 169 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,148 Well, hot damn, come here, it's good to see you. 170 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:38,111 Yeah, well, the feeling's not mutual. 171 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:42,447 The last time I saw him, I was out in the desert, he was putting my mother into a prison. 172 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:45,623 - You don't understand. - Keep this animal away from me. 173 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:49,259 - It's my fault, we didn't rehearse. - Can we come into the party? 174 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:54,228 You know what, we're gonna wait back here. I get it. It's my fault. Nick? 175 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,630 I'm Trojan Horsing inside a bunch of models. Every man for himself. 176 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,735 - Models, let me in, please. - No, sir. 177 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:01,530 Unhand me! 178 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,933 Jess, hey. There you are. Excuse me. Jess. 179 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:07,168 Nick, hi. What are you doing here? 180 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:10,541 - I'm so happy to see you. How'd you get in? - I need to talk to you. 181 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:12,841 - I know. - I can't leave it the way that was. 182 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:17,784 I know, because there's something, um, I really should've said back there and I didn't. 183 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,549 And I think it's important that I say it to you. 184 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:24,990 So, um, what I wanted to say is, Nick Miller... 185 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:27,290 [ANDY ALLO'S "PEOPLE PLEASER" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 186 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,899 ...I... 187 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:33,771 You should be a people pleaser 188 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,532 Jess... She's all right. 189 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:40,410 Hey, Jess, you okay? 190 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,806 Hi. What happened? 191 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,416 - You had a panic attack and you fell down. - My God. 192 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:50,349 Which was actually worse than the finger guns. I didn't think that was possible. 193 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:53,923 I think it's fair to say that I did not handle the situation very well. 194 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:55,592 NICK: No, look, it's fine. 195 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:58,659 - In fact, I wanna take the whole thing back. - What? 196 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:01,332 I shouldn't have said it. It was an accident and, uh... 197 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:04,502 Yeah, so, just kind of clear the air. 198 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,673 - No. No, Nick. - This just got very awkward. 199 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,605 SCHMIDT: Be strong, Nick. 200 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:14,368 - What? - What? 201 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:18,550 I'm outside the hedge. Do you see my arm? I'm trying to push through. 202 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,082 - What are you doing up there? - Be careful. 203 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,343 I lost my bearings. 204 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:24,681 - I had to go high to avoid the spiders. - Nick. 205 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,392 - Let's just wait for this to finish. - I'm breaching. 206 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,027 - Hey, hey, hey. - Easy, easy. 207 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,254 ALL: Whoa. 208 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,833 Prince is terrible at Frisbee. There's, like, 10 of these up there. 209 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:40,038 Can I talk to Nick alone for a second? 210 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,137 - You got it. - Yeah. 211 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,105 You're taking it back? Is that how you really feel? 212 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:51,544 Well... How do you feel? 213 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:54,913 PRINCE: Hi. 214 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,556 I'm Prince. 215 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,493 So, what seems to be the problem? 216 00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:08,127 Oh, how rude of me. I haven't given you enough time to freak out yet. 217 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,561 You may do so now. 218 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:12,630 Oh, my God! 219 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,403 Oh, my God! 220 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,703 [SCREAMING] 221 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,675 Oh, my God...! Nick! 222 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,107 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 223 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:38,654 I'm not familiar with this term "finger guns," can you elaborate? 224 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,526 Uh, yeah, what's up? 225 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:44,066 Whoa. Don't point those at me, they might go off. 226 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,635 [BOTH LAUGHING] 227 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:48,966 That was very much of the flavor of humor. 228 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:53,902 - Listen, Nick, uh... Nick, right? - Yes, that's my name. 229 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:57,274 Jess and I are gonna take a moment and just be alone. 230 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,315 All right. I'm not worried... 231 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,283 ...but why, what are you gonna talk to her about, Prince? 232 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:04,989 You. 233 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:11,960 Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince. 234 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:16,959 All right, well, yeah. 235 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,345 So do you like pancakes? 236 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:31,812 [SPINNERS' "HOW COULD I LET YOU GET AWAY?" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 237 00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:35,851 And I can't tell green from blue No, no 238 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,580 Like cat and mouse 239 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,526 Cece, help. Bouncer's after me. 240 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,695 - Oh. - Oh. 241 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:48,032 Like parents often do 242 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,601 In the middle of the room 243 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,831 He's gone. 244 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,034 - He's gone, Schmidt. - Is he gone? 245 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,904 Mm-hm. Ha, ha. 246 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,068 You can stop now. 247 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:04,111 He's tenacious. He's definitely gonna be back. 248 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:07,410 Ha, ha. Pretty sure it's all clear. 249 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,488 It's always good to see old friends. 250 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,614 Thank you. 251 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:17,125 - How could I let you get away? - Baby 252 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:20,196 So tonight's the night you're just gonna leave us all behind... 253 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:23,128 ...and get cooler friends, right? 254 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,102 Heh. Yeah, right. Heh. 255 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:30,570 WINSTON: We should be dead. We should be dead. 256 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,910 I never thought I was gonna see him again. 257 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,706 He's getting emotional right now because this is real. 258 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,042 If you cry, I'm gonna cry. 259 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,150 I'm gonna cry, then we can cry together. 260 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,409 Poor Freddy. 261 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,522 Jess is with Prince. And I've been drinking. 262 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:49,455 - Wait, Jess is with Prince? - And I've been drinking. Who are these two? 263 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:52,323 - Fire and ice, get out. - It's getting warm in here. 264 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,725 - Yes. - It's actually a little chilly. 265 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,127 Give me a break. 266 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,802 I see what you're doing. Trying to tempt me sexually. 267 00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,902 - Not interested. - What are you doing? 268 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:05,236 That leads to me taking my jacket off, and all of a sudden, you got me in my underwear. 269 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,910 I'm not a dummy. Take a walk. 270 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,944 - No one's interested. We got business. - So rude. 271 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,173 - No, no, no. Stay, stay, stay. - Idiot. 272 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,373 Yeah, I'm an idiot. 273 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,781 WOMAN: Ciao. - No. No ciao, no ciao. 274 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:20,754 You'll be replaced by robots before you can say fragicalilicious! 275 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:24,053 - You're bringing fire and ice down. - Don't bring fire and ice down. 276 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:27,197 Don't start, I'm having a terrible day. Who cares about them? 277 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:30,299 - Who cares? I care. - I feel like dancing right now. 278 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,834 Dancing's not the answer. You can't dance. 279 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,834 It's only gonna get worse. 280 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:40,010 Let's tear the roof off this joint and show Prince how we do! 281 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,308 Thanks, Charles. 282 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:48,653 Wanna know why you can't tell that dude you love him? 283 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,955 - I wanna say it, but... - You're scared. 284 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,316 Exactly. 285 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,083 If you say it and things don't work out, what then? 286 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,453 I really care for him. 287 00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,890 And I'm just worried I'm gonna lose him. 288 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,826 - That's stupid. - You're stupid. 289 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,002 - I forgive you. - Oh, my God, thank God. 290 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:13,109 Besides, anything beautiful is worth getting hurt for. 291 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,313 - Very well put. - You know who said that? 292 00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:16,980 No. 293 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,481 Me. 294 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,310 You're good. 295 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:25,547 Gah. I wish I were more like you, Prince. 296 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,918 Finish your pancake, let's get to work. 297 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,719 Oh, it's really good, but I'm super full. 298 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,226 - Pancake. - Okay. 299 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,259 Here, put this on. 300 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,902 That's beautiful, but I don't think I can pull it off. 301 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,004 - Don't argue with me. - Okay, got it. 302 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,299 [PRINCE'S "WHEN YOU WERE MINE" PLAYING] 303 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:46,636 [CHUCKLES] 304 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,477 Oh, girl When you were mine 305 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,946 I used to let you... 306 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,847 - Repeat after me. Love. - Love. 307 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,649 - You were so fine - So fine 308 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,223 - Love. - Love. 309 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,758 - Fourteen-zero, my lead. - What am I supposed to be learning here? 310 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,531 Fifteen-zero. 311 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:09,756 - Love. - Love. 312 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,196 - Love. - Love. 313 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:12,802 You're not saying it right. 314 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,297 Do you understand now? 315 00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:19,442 Yes, I think I do. Ha, ha. 316 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,315 What about now? 317 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,853 No. Mm-mm. 318 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,681 No. 319 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,688 Look in there. 320 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,792 Wait, stop, no, I'm afraid of the dark! 321 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,932 [JESS SCREAMING] 322 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,902 I said stop being afraid. 323 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,607 - Boo. - Aah! 324 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,778 Yeah. This is what sexy is. 325 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,005 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 326 00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,444 So, what do you think? 327 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,516 I think you need to go find Nick. 328 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,221 - I don't know how to thank you. - Shh. 329 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:15,766 I honestly didn't hear a word you said. Okay. 330 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,533 Okay, gotcha. 331 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,236 This is your party now. 332 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,335 [SIGHS] 333 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:28,673 To the VIP room? 334 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,306 With the two of you? 335 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,881 COACH: You can't handle it! CECE: Come on, you got it! 336 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,777 You can't beat me! 337 00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:39,355 - Come on. You got it. - Five, four... You don't got it. 338 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,183 - You can't do it. - He's gonna do it. 339 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,258 - You can't do it. Two. - Come on now. 340 00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:45,793 - You can get it. Don't give up. - One. 341 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,465 - What? That's impressive. - Damn it. 342 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:49,860 Mm. New record. 343 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,594 Surrounded by celebrities and millionaires and you dingbats are playing Lemon Mouth. 344 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,330 [WINSTON AND COACH CHUCKLING] 345 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,334 Rind me, woman. 346 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,770 - Really? - Okay, here we go. 347 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,536 - All right, let's go. - Let's get this party started. 348 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,544 - New record time. Check this out. - All right. Let's go. 349 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:08,719 - Here we go. Ten, nine, eight... - What are you doing? 350 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,855 ...seven... - The hell are you doing? 351 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,388 - What? - You're not supposed to eat the lemon. 352 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,423 - New record. - That's not even the game! 353 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,061 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 354 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,925 [CHAKA KHAN'S "I WAS MADE TO LOVE HIM" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 355 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,240 JESS: Nick Miller. 356 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,687 Hey, Jess. 357 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:46,117 I'm not sorry that I said it. 358 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,393 Hate to say this, but I couldn't hear you, it's very loud. 359 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,827 [SHOUTING] I love you! 360 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,235 I love you, Nick Miller! 361 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,663 Yeah, yeah, yeah 362 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,609 When I was knee-high to a chicken 363 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,869 What the hell are you wearing? 364 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,274 - Prince dressed me. - Awesome. 365 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,177 [BOTH LAUGHING] 366 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,451 [CROWD CHEERING] 367 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,253 Anybody wanna fall in love tonight? 368 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,762 Oh, my...! 369 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:33,768 Oh, my God! 370 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:37,772 [SINGING] Don't Don't you wanna 371 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,068 Don't you wanna? 372 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,404 Fall in love tonight? 373 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,978 Crazy. 374 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,275 It's a special night My favorite group 375 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,114 The moon threatened to dance her Out of her shoes 376 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:54,756 In his ear He was about to hear 377 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,518 An offer that he could not refuse 378 00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:01,254 She said don't Don't you wanna 379 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,696 BOTH: Don't you wanna fall in love tonight? 380 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,439 Don't Don't you wanna 381 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,803 Wanna fall in love tonight? 382 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:17,145 She said underneath the taffeta 383 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,513 There ain't no better hiding place 384 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,451 If I see the moon I'll just laugh it up 385 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,786 Wanna wake up to your pretty face 386 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,553 Don't Don't you wanna 387 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:36,665 Don't you wanna fall in love tonight? 388 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:47,543 Did that happen? 389 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,644 - Yeah. - Yeah. 390 00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:53,711 So we just danced with Prince. 391 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,080 - With Prince, that's right. - That was fun. 392 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:58,482 That was fun. 393 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,448 - Yeah. - Heh. 394 00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,153 Jess, how did you know the words? 395 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,891 I think Prince is magic. 396 00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:09,100 I've always thought Prince was magic. 397 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,268 Where do we go from here? 398 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:13,504 How do we move on from this? 399 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,707 Do I just go to work tomorrow? 400 00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:16,965 [CHUCKLES] 401 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,171 Wait a minute. 402 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,737 Where's Cece? 403 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:26,009 - I'll take it easy on you. - Thank you. 404 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,651 [OHIO PLAYERS' "SKIN TIGHT" PLAYING] 405 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:32,748 You wanna put some money on this? 406 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:35,891 Yeah 407 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:39,755 Mm Ripped By mstoll