1 00:00:03,551 --> 00:00:04,772 Something's broken here. 2 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:05,960 I'm not saying that it's not. I... 3 00:00:05,985 --> 00:00:08,431 We don't...see things the same way anymore -- 4 00:00:08,432 --> 00:00:11,050 Our roles in this whole thing. 5 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:13,269 I can't trust you. We are family. 6 00:00:13,271 --> 00:00:15,671 You say that like it's some sort of cure-all, 7 00:00:15,673 --> 00:00:17,890 like it can change the fact 8 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:21,060 that everything that has ever gone wrong between us 9 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:23,162 has been because we're family. 10 00:00:27,751 --> 00:00:32,404 15, 14, 13, 12... 11 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:35,007 11, 10, 9... 12 00:00:35,009 --> 00:00:36,993 8, 7... 13 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,911 6, 5... No chipmunking allowed! 14 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,846 Swallow or you're disqualified! 15 00:00:40,848 --> 00:00:42,414 ...2, 1... 16 00:00:51,258 --> 00:00:54,193 Looks like we got a wiener! Yeah! 17 00:00:54,195 --> 00:00:57,480 He cheated! 18 00:00:57,482 --> 00:01:00,399 Hey, back off, Skeletor. I won fair and square. 19 00:01:00,401 --> 00:01:01,701 Like hell you did, Jabba! 20 00:01:01,703 --> 00:01:03,536 I saw you slip a hot dog in your pocket! 21 00:01:03,538 --> 00:01:05,288 Well, I hate to break it to you, pal, 22 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:06,822 but that's no hot dog. 23 00:01:06,824 --> 00:01:09,775 Ohh! 24 00:01:44,811 --> 00:01:47,280 Mmm. 25 00:02:00,827 --> 00:02:03,129 Mmm. 26 00:02:26,987 --> 00:02:30,987 ♪ Supernatural 9x13 ♪ The Purge Original Air Date on February 4, 2014 27 00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:36,012 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 28 00:02:40,251 --> 00:02:41,417 Hey. 29 00:02:41,419 --> 00:02:43,252 Hey. 30 00:02:46,973 --> 00:02:49,592 You go to bed last night? 31 00:02:49,594 --> 00:02:52,728 What? Uh, no. 32 00:02:52,730 --> 00:02:56,682 No, "Rudy" was on. 33 00:02:56,684 --> 00:02:59,151 "Unforgiven," and then I was too jacked to sleep, 34 00:02:59,153 --> 00:03:00,986 so...research. 35 00:03:00,988 --> 00:03:02,905 Gadreel? 36 00:03:02,907 --> 00:03:06,558 And Metatron and the mark of Cain and... 37 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,577 Crickets. 38 00:03:09,696 --> 00:03:12,448 I did find us a case, though. Oh, yeah? 39 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:16,635 Yeah, was a strange death in Stillwater, Minnesota. 40 00:03:16,637 --> 00:03:19,588 A competitive eater died after a hot dog-eating contest. 41 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:23,459 So, what? Death by tube steak? If only. 42 00:03:23,461 --> 00:03:26,529 He got attacked in his car, but, uh, get this -- 43 00:03:26,531 --> 00:03:30,082 he shrunk from 300 pounds to 90 pounds. 44 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:31,183 Witchcraft? 45 00:03:31,185 --> 00:03:33,853 Or a heavy-duty laxative. You game? 46 00:03:33,855 --> 00:03:35,938 Yeah. Good. 47 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:38,941 Looks like it's a whore's bath for me. I'll be ready in five. 48 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:42,194 You sure you're okay, Dean? 49 00:03:42,196 --> 00:03:43,629 Why wouldn't I be? 50 00:03:43,654 --> 00:03:46,075 'Cause -- I don't know you... 51 00:03:46,216 --> 00:03:48,818 This isn't about what I said the other day, is it? 52 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,438 Oh, about that we're not supposed to be brothers? 53 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,457 No, don't flatter yourself. I don't break that easy. 54 00:03:54,459 --> 00:03:56,659 Oh, good, 'cause I was just being honest. 55 00:03:56,661 --> 00:03:59,245 Oh, yeah. No, I got that loud and clear. 56 00:04:08,472 --> 00:04:10,589 Thanks for your patience, agents. 57 00:04:10,591 --> 00:04:11,912 Coroner's report finally came in. 58 00:04:11,937 --> 00:04:13,477 All right, thank you. 59 00:04:13,478 --> 00:04:15,478 All right, let's see. 60 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,063 Did Wayne McNut really weigh 300 pounds 61 00:04:18,065 --> 00:04:19,899 just moments before time of death? 62 00:04:19,901 --> 00:04:21,851 316 to be exact. 63 00:04:21,853 --> 00:04:24,636 And the official cause of death? Cardiac arrest. 64 00:04:24,638 --> 00:04:27,323 But between you and me, that's just a guess. 65 00:04:27,325 --> 00:04:29,742 The vic suffered massive organ damage. 66 00:04:29,744 --> 00:04:30,910 Here you go, Jenny. 67 00:04:30,912 --> 00:04:34,697 Ruptured spleen, pierced liver, collapsed lung. 68 00:04:34,699 --> 00:04:36,365 Looked like everything was just 69 00:04:36,367 --> 00:04:37,700 Sucked right out of him. 70 00:04:37,702 --> 00:04:39,835 Like he'd been hoovered? Yeah. 71 00:04:39,837 --> 00:04:42,955 Yeah, you know, I got to be honest, fellas -- hm? 72 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:45,257 We're stumped. 73 00:04:45,259 --> 00:04:48,277 This type of thing just doesn't happen in Stillwater. 74 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,763 Now, did Wayne have any enemies? 75 00:04:50,765 --> 00:04:52,131 Hmm. 76 00:04:53,133 --> 00:04:55,301 More like an unfriendly rivalry. 77 00:04:55,303 --> 00:04:57,386 A guy named "Slim Jim" Morgan. 78 00:04:57,388 --> 00:04:59,138 Like Wayne, he was pretty well-known 79 00:04:59,140 --> 00:05:01,056 in the competitive-eatin' circuit. 80 00:05:01,058 --> 00:05:04,393 Competitive-eating circuit? Is that a big thing out here? 81 00:05:04,395 --> 00:05:06,896 Oh, yeah. You betcha. 82 00:05:06,898 --> 00:05:08,981 Folks take it real seriously -- 83 00:05:08,983 --> 00:05:10,432 train for months. 84 00:05:10,434 --> 00:05:13,452 Eat all sorts of wackadoo stuff, you know, like, uh... 85 00:05:13,454 --> 00:05:16,872 Baked beans, buff wings, butter. 86 00:05:16,874 --> 00:05:18,357 Butter? Yeah. 87 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,276 Sometimes deep-fried. Hm. 88 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,661 This year alone, Wayne won the Butter Bowl, 89 00:05:22,663 --> 00:05:26,332 the Wing Ding, and Shrimptasia. 90 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:30,452 Anyhoo, point being, Wayne McNut was the only one Slim Jim 91 00:05:30,454 --> 00:05:32,905 couldn't beat in the whole Great Lakes region. 92 00:05:32,907 --> 00:05:35,240 So is he a suspect? 93 00:05:35,242 --> 00:05:38,076 We checked him out, but Slim Jim was in the Hot Doggery 94 00:05:38,078 --> 00:05:39,745 at the time of Wayne's death, 95 00:05:39,747 --> 00:05:41,680 and we got 15 witnesses to prove it. 96 00:05:41,682 --> 00:05:43,465 Really? Yeah. 97 00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:55,811 Training. 98 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:58,731 When I gear up for a competition, I eat lettuce -- 99 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,032 stretches the stomach. 100 00:06:00,034 --> 00:06:02,701 Yet another reason to stay away from salads. 101 00:06:04,821 --> 00:06:06,872 How well did you know Wayne McNut? 102 00:06:06,874 --> 00:06:09,909 Well, well enough to know he was a weasel and a cheat. 103 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:13,546 I hate to say it, but, uh, karma's a bitch. 104 00:06:13,548 --> 00:06:14,830 This is interesting. 105 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:17,883 Mala's good-luck charms. 106 00:06:17,885 --> 00:06:19,218 And Mala is...? 107 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:21,220 My old lady. 108 00:06:21,222 --> 00:06:23,772 Is your old lady superstitious? 109 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:25,374 Yeah. She's Romanichal. 110 00:06:25,376 --> 00:06:28,060 Romanichal? Gypsy. 111 00:06:28,062 --> 00:06:30,512 But don't call her that. She says it's reductive. 112 00:06:30,514 --> 00:06:33,299 But I think it's a compliment. 113 00:06:33,301 --> 00:06:35,634 I mean, gypsies are all the rage on TV -- 114 00:06:35,636 --> 00:06:38,938 "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding," "Gypsy Sisters"... 115 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,773 "Keeping up with the Kardashians." 116 00:06:43,743 --> 00:06:46,662 Um you mind if I use your bathroom? 117 00:06:46,664 --> 00:06:48,146 Yeah, go ahead. 118 00:06:48,148 --> 00:06:50,148 But use the one upstairs at the back. 119 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:52,211 Mala's taking a shower in ours. 120 00:06:52,236 --> 00:06:53,074 Right. 121 00:06:54,421 --> 00:06:57,673 Did you really lose the "Wiener Winner" by one dog? 122 00:06:57,675 --> 00:06:59,174 Yeah. 123 00:07:46,222 --> 00:07:48,171 And what are we talkin'? Six inches? Foot-long? 124 00:07:48,196 --> 00:07:50,580 Look, agent. Am I a suspect here or what? 125 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,119 'Cause unless you got a warrant -- 126 00:07:52,647 --> 00:07:54,079 You, uh, ready to go? Yeah. 127 00:07:54,081 --> 00:07:55,764 Uh, Mr. Morgan, thank you for your time. 128 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:57,299 If you remember anything else, 129 00:07:57,301 --> 00:08:00,385 this is our number and where we're staying locally. 130 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:16,118 All right, so, we got what appears to be Wayne McNut's hair 131 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,237 and... a bag full of weird. 132 00:08:19,239 --> 00:08:22,725 In Romanichal culture, the pouch is called a putsi bag. 133 00:08:22,727 --> 00:08:24,593 It's used for hexes. 134 00:08:24,595 --> 00:08:26,011 Okay, so, what? 135 00:08:26,013 --> 00:08:28,547 Mala's putting hexes on hubby's competition? 136 00:08:29,516 --> 00:08:31,116 I mean, what do we got ourselves? 137 00:08:31,118 --> 00:08:32,151 A "thinner" sitch here? 138 00:08:32,153 --> 00:08:34,520 Slim Jim might not even know. 139 00:08:34,522 --> 00:08:36,755 Hm. 140 00:08:48,885 --> 00:08:50,152 Hi. 141 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:52,604 I believe you have something of mine. 142 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:57,109 Kill Wayne? 143 00:08:57,111 --> 00:08:59,111 I loved him! 144 00:08:59,113 --> 00:09:01,446 So...you were... 145 00:09:01,448 --> 00:09:04,616 Yes. Okay? We were having an affair -- 146 00:09:04,618 --> 00:09:07,136 for years, actually. 147 00:09:08,638 --> 00:09:10,389 I don't mean to be rude, uh... 148 00:09:10,391 --> 00:09:14,560 But how is it that Wayne McNut is your type? 149 00:09:15,762 --> 00:09:18,731 I mean, you're married to a man who's barely a buck -- wet. 150 00:09:18,733 --> 00:09:21,183 What can I say? 151 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:24,820 Sometimes it's nice to feel a little give. 152 00:09:24,822 --> 00:09:26,405 Oh. 153 00:09:26,407 --> 00:09:30,409 Yeah, I get that -- a little extra cushion for the, uh... 154 00:09:35,215 --> 00:09:36,698 Help me understand something. 155 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:40,169 If you loved Wayne, why did you put a curse on him? 156 00:09:40,171 --> 00:09:41,820 It wasn't a curse. 157 00:09:41,822 --> 00:09:45,340 Putsi bags are also used for blessings. 158 00:09:45,342 --> 00:09:46,975 I wanted Wayne to win. 159 00:09:48,662 --> 00:09:51,663 Plan was, take the prize money, get a quickie divorce, 160 00:09:51,665 --> 00:09:53,632 and then tie the knot in Orlando. 161 00:09:54,684 --> 00:09:58,137 Wayne used to call me his "Princess Jasmine." 162 00:10:14,521 --> 00:10:19,074 ♪ Love lifts us up where we belong ♪ 163 00:10:19,909 --> 00:10:23,545 ♪ where the eagles cry 164 00:10:23,547 --> 00:10:28,467 ♪ on a mountain high 165 00:10:28,469 --> 00:10:33,505 ♪ Love lifts us up where we belong ♪ 166 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:36,842 ♪ far from the world below 167 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,644 ♪ up where... 168 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:57,079 I gained weight? 169 00:10:57,081 --> 00:11:00,249 How is that even possible? 170 00:11:05,071 --> 00:11:06,588 Hello? 171 00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:11,126 Anyone there? 172 00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:20,602 Let's try this again. 173 00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:12,416 Any idea what the vic weighed beforehand? 174 00:12:12,418 --> 00:12:14,268 165. 175 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:16,554 So...180. 176 00:12:16,556 --> 00:12:18,306 Known fact -- all women lie about their weight and age. 177 00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:21,225 Wait, you told that waitress the other day you were 29. 178 00:12:21,227 --> 00:12:22,293 Mm-hmm. 179 00:12:22,295 --> 00:12:24,562 Need anything else, agents? 180 00:12:24,564 --> 00:12:26,280 Yeah, is Sheriff Hanscum around? 181 00:12:26,282 --> 00:12:27,865 Sorry. She's out for the rest of the week. 182 00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:31,202 Hell of a time to take a vacation, right? 183 00:12:33,322 --> 00:12:34,989 Okay, so, we have two victims, 184 00:12:34,991 --> 00:12:37,825 with seemingly nothing in common except, uh -- 185 00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:40,127 a love for eclairs. Check this out. 186 00:12:43,298 --> 00:12:45,784 What is that? A birthmark? 187 00:12:45,809 --> 00:12:46,251 Huh. 188 00:12:46,252 --> 00:12:49,403 So the weight had to come off somehow, right? 189 00:12:49,405 --> 00:12:52,473 What if it's a suction mark? A suction mark? 190 00:12:52,475 --> 00:12:54,725 Okay. Uh, changeling? 191 00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:56,961 Yeah, but changelings don't take over kids. 192 00:12:56,963 --> 00:12:58,679 Neither of the vics had any. 193 00:12:58,681 --> 00:13:01,148 And we don't know if Wayne McNut had a suction mark. 194 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:03,184 Unless we missed it. Yeah. 195 00:13:03,186 --> 00:13:05,686 Well, we should, uh, split up. One of us should hit the morgue. 196 00:13:05,688 --> 00:13:07,738 The other should stay here and question the staff. 197 00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:11,475 I'll stay. Ain't gonna happen. 198 00:13:11,477 --> 00:13:12,591 Why? 199 00:13:12,616 --> 00:13:13,912 Because you're weird around girls. 200 00:13:13,913 --> 00:13:15,336 What does that mean, weird? 201 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,361 You're awkward. You know, weird -- Sam Weird. 202 00:13:18,784 --> 00:13:21,702 Sorry, man. I'm just being honest. 203 00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:25,322 So, you were scheduled to close the gym last night? 204 00:13:25,324 --> 00:13:28,759 Yeah, but I didn't exactly lock up. 205 00:13:28,761 --> 00:13:30,995 Carol was still working out, 206 00:13:30,997 --> 00:13:33,631 and I had a date. 207 00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:36,434 I didn't want to shortchange her, you know? 208 00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,352 I mean, the poor girl has been working so hard 209 00:13:38,354 --> 00:13:39,854 to lose weight for her wedding. 210 00:13:39,856 --> 00:13:41,606 I slipped her the key, 211 00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:44,725 and I told her to lock up on her way out. 212 00:13:48,848 --> 00:13:51,449 Oh, it's all my fault. 213 00:14:13,422 --> 00:14:15,589 Hey. Find anything at the morgue? 214 00:14:15,591 --> 00:14:16,807 Yeah. 215 00:14:16,809 --> 00:14:19,043 Uh, so, Wayne was banged up pretty bad. 216 00:14:19,045 --> 00:14:21,729 But on the back of his neck, just below his hairline... 217 00:14:21,731 --> 00:14:24,982 suction mark -- identical to Carol's. 218 00:14:24,984 --> 00:14:26,984 Okay, so, they both had marks, 219 00:14:26,986 --> 00:14:29,219 just like the hot trainer at Rollz. 220 00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:30,888 But she was skinny... 221 00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:32,356 and alive. 222 00:14:32,358 --> 00:14:35,026 And just recently lost a ton of weight. 223 00:14:35,028 --> 00:14:36,994 When I asked her about the mark, she, uh -- 224 00:14:36,996 --> 00:14:38,996 she clammed up, got all embarrassed. 225 00:14:38,998 --> 00:14:41,198 So, uh, I did some checking. 226 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,285 And it turns out that she took a couple of "me" days 227 00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:47,538 last month and, uh, went here. 228 00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:52,209 Canyon Valley? Hm. Yeah. 229 00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:02,303 When you look in the mirror, 230 00:15:02,305 --> 00:15:04,555 do you recognize the fat person staring back at you? 231 00:15:04,557 --> 00:15:07,441 Have you tried every fad diet, every fitness trend out there, 232 00:15:07,443 --> 00:15:09,226 but nothing seems to work? 233 00:15:09,228 --> 00:15:11,762 Here at Canyon Valley, we guarantee weight loss 234 00:15:11,764 --> 00:15:13,430 with no surgery... 235 00:15:13,432 --> 00:15:16,266 No extreme dieting... 236 00:15:19,905 --> 00:15:22,740 ...and no intensive workout regimen. 237 00:15:23,608 --> 00:15:25,943 Guaranteed results in one week! 238 00:15:25,945 --> 00:15:28,295 You can reach your weight-loss goals. 239 00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:30,548 We did. 240 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:32,333 But only if you reach for the phone 241 00:15:32,335 --> 00:15:33,918 and call Canyon Valley... 242 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,252 Now. 243 00:15:35,254 --> 00:15:37,722 How far away is that place? Couple of hours. 244 00:15:42,561 --> 00:15:47,064 We were really, really moved by the online testimonials. 245 00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:49,583 Oh, yeah. That was some powerful stuff. 246 00:15:49,585 --> 00:15:51,485 And you boys are both certified personal trainers? 247 00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:53,521 Yeah. Yeah, personal training brothers. 248 00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:56,741 Kind of like Hans and Franz, but, uh, less German. 249 00:15:56,743 --> 00:15:59,577 And you're certified in... 250 00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:01,145 Makin' people sweat! 251 00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:04,081 Yeah. Kickin' ass and takin' names! 252 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,950 That's how we do! 253 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:11,455 Uh... 254 00:16:11,457 --> 00:16:13,591 Uh, to clarify, uh, what my brother's trying to say is, 255 00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:15,626 w-w-we both have a passion for-for fitness 256 00:16:15,628 --> 00:16:17,094 and helping people. 257 00:16:17,096 --> 00:16:18,295 Oh, us too. Hm. 258 00:16:18,297 --> 00:16:21,132 In fact, that's how we first met. 259 00:16:21,134 --> 00:16:23,768 I was Maritza's first client back in Peru. 260 00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:26,604 I was on a student visa -- homesick, stressed, 261 00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:29,440 eating my troubles away. Oh, he was the size of a casa. 262 00:16:29,442 --> 00:16:30,858 Oh, it's true! 263 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,777 I was one empanada away from a heart attack. 264 00:16:32,779 --> 00:16:35,579 But then this... gorgeous godsend 265 00:16:35,581 --> 00:16:38,816 made me the lean, mean, fighting machine I am today. 266 00:16:38,818 --> 00:16:40,034 Hm. 267 00:16:40,036 --> 00:16:41,869 Ho! 268 00:16:44,689 --> 00:16:45,689 Oh. 269 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:49,410 But I digress. 270 00:16:49,412 --> 00:16:52,329 Now, the good news is, we are hiring. 271 00:16:52,331 --> 00:16:56,333 The bad news is, there's only one trainer position available. 272 00:16:58,353 --> 00:17:01,172 How do you feel about working in another department? 273 00:17:02,207 --> 00:17:03,557 Huh? 274 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,066 Nice shorts. 275 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:13,767 Nice hairnet. 276 00:17:13,769 --> 00:17:15,719 Yeah, why do I got to be the lunch lady? 277 00:17:15,721 --> 00:17:17,938 Since when have you ever complained about being around food? 278 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:20,891 - Okay, this is not food. - Hey, new guy. 279 00:17:20,893 --> 00:17:24,078 Quit flirtin' with the trainer and keep scoopin', huh? 280 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:28,115 It's all right. My, uh...Ashtanga yoga class 281 00:17:28,117 --> 00:17:30,067 starts in five minutes. 282 00:17:30,069 --> 00:17:32,336 How the hell do you know anything about yoga? 283 00:17:32,338 --> 00:17:34,905 You're not the only one who's ever dated someone bendy. 284 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,010 Hey, you have any oatmeal? 285 00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:41,712 Yeah, I wish. 286 00:17:41,714 --> 00:17:44,632 No, but we have, uh, something that's tofu over there. 287 00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:47,685 I -- what is that? It's a pancake. It's tofu. 288 00:17:54,693 --> 00:17:57,478 I feel like a baby asking this, but... 289 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,930 Will the treatment hurt? Not at all. 290 00:17:59,932 --> 00:18:03,234 The only drawback of cupping is, it leaves a suction mark. 291 00:18:03,236 --> 00:18:04,535 It can bruise a little. 292 00:18:06,204 --> 00:18:08,438 Cupping? 293 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:12,042 Yes, ancient Chinese secret. All the celebrities do it. 294 00:18:12,044 --> 00:18:15,045 It draws out toxins, boosts metabolism. 295 00:18:15,047 --> 00:18:16,864 You'll feel good. 296 00:18:16,866 --> 00:18:19,466 Who knew? 297 00:18:21,254 --> 00:18:23,604 Oh, excuse me. 298 00:18:23,606 --> 00:18:26,807 It's just so relaxing in here. 299 00:18:26,809 --> 00:18:28,342 It's the aromatherapy. 300 00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:30,227 The lavender really packs a punch. 301 00:18:30,229 --> 00:18:31,762 Huh. 302 00:18:33,498 --> 00:18:36,550 Ahh. Geez. 303 00:18:36,552 --> 00:18:39,253 That's wa-a-a-rm. 304 00:19:44,455 --> 00:19:45,739 Flojo. 305 00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:48,491 You got time to lean, you got time to clean, huh? 306 00:19:48,493 --> 00:19:51,160 I'm starving. What do we get to eat? 307 00:19:51,162 --> 00:19:54,447 Same as the clients. They expect us to eat this rabbit food? 308 00:19:54,449 --> 00:19:56,833 It's not rabbit food. It's super food. 309 00:19:57,784 --> 00:19:59,502 I'm not eating it. 310 00:20:02,706 --> 00:20:05,625 At Canyon Valley, we're supposed to lead by example. 311 00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:09,028 This is leading by example? 312 00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:11,180 It's not for us, stupido. It's for the clients. 313 00:20:11,182 --> 00:20:13,599 They're allowed to have pudding on their spa day. 314 00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:17,270 It's like a -- a last hurrah before the real work starts. 315 00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:22,241 Get to work. 316 00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:23,693 - Hey, Frank. - Yeah? 317 00:20:23,695 --> 00:20:25,644 We need to order more asparagus. Okay. 318 00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:42,261 Mm. 319 00:20:42,263 --> 00:20:44,180 What do you know? 320 00:20:44,182 --> 00:20:46,632 Looks like it's my "spa day," too. 321 00:20:53,892 --> 00:20:56,692 Okay, good job, guys. Go to, uh... 322 00:20:56,694 --> 00:20:58,694 Downward dog. 323 00:20:58,696 --> 00:21:01,030 Hold for five minutes. 324 00:21:01,032 --> 00:21:03,282 Five minutes? 325 00:21:03,284 --> 00:21:05,284 It's usually 30 seconds. 326 00:21:05,286 --> 00:21:07,120 Right. Yeah, 30 seconds. 327 00:21:07,122 --> 00:21:08,154 That's what -- that's what I mean. 328 00:21:08,156 --> 00:21:10,373 Okay, uh, I'll just come around, 329 00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:12,125 make sure everybody's form is okay, 330 00:21:12,127 --> 00:21:14,243 make sure you're, uh, keeping your cores tight, 331 00:21:14,245 --> 00:21:16,212 and, uh, your -- 332 00:21:24,304 --> 00:21:27,373 uh, good job. Great. 333 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:29,926 Straighten that back out. 334 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:38,518 Mmm. 335 00:21:43,107 --> 00:21:45,024 Mm. 336 00:22:00,592 --> 00:22:03,676 Well done today! Good job! 337 00:22:03,678 --> 00:22:05,911 Good work, guys! Good work! 338 00:22:05,913 --> 00:22:07,580 Namaste! 339 00:22:07,582 --> 00:22:10,266 Okay. Good work. See you all soon. 340 00:22:10,268 --> 00:22:12,051 Good job. 341 00:22:16,607 --> 00:22:20,526 How was class? It was, uh...great. 342 00:22:20,528 --> 00:22:22,028 Yeah. 343 00:22:24,097 --> 00:22:25,481 Agent Frehley? 344 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:27,984 What are you doing here? 345 00:22:27,986 --> 00:22:30,153 Agent Frehley? 346 00:22:30,155 --> 00:22:32,989 Uh, I-I-I don't know. She must be pretty out of it, huh? 347 00:22:32,991 --> 00:22:35,774 Oh, excuse me. 348 00:22:35,776 --> 00:22:37,460 Sorry. 349 00:22:37,462 --> 00:22:40,279 I got to get this. Yeah? 350 00:22:40,281 --> 00:22:41,797 Have a good one. 351 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:44,500 Sammy. 352 00:22:44,502 --> 00:22:45,635 Dean? 353 00:22:45,637 --> 00:22:48,004 What's wrong with you? I need your help. 354 00:22:48,006 --> 00:22:50,590 Where are you? Dean?! 355 00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,428 Sweet potatoes. 356 00:22:56,513 --> 00:22:57,897 Sw... 357 00:23:05,272 --> 00:23:07,139 Dean? 358 00:23:25,092 --> 00:23:26,959 Dean! 359 00:23:34,601 --> 00:23:36,469 Dean? 360 00:23:39,356 --> 00:23:42,058 - Dean! - Sammy. 361 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,611 Dean! Hey! Hey! 362 00:23:45,613 --> 00:23:47,029 Wake up! 363 00:23:47,031 --> 00:23:49,348 What took you so long? 364 00:23:49,350 --> 00:23:51,951 What the hell happened?! I was drugged. 365 00:23:51,953 --> 00:23:54,153 Dru-- what? Pudding. 366 00:23:54,155 --> 00:23:56,289 It was supposed to be for the clients, 367 00:23:56,291 --> 00:23:57,657 but I couldn't resist. 368 00:23:57,659 --> 00:23:59,575 What, salted caramel? 369 00:23:59,577 --> 00:24:02,027 Yeah, man. The best of both worlds -- 370 00:24:02,029 --> 00:24:03,629 salty and sweet. 371 00:24:03,631 --> 00:24:05,381 Right. Uh... 372 00:24:05,383 --> 00:24:06,916 All right, you stay here. 373 00:24:06,918 --> 00:24:08,918 No, no, I'm gonna come with you. 374 00:24:10,921 --> 00:24:13,556 Go ahead, man. I'll catch up. 375 00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:25,318 Hey. 376 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,819 Did you make the pudding? 377 00:24:26,821 --> 00:24:28,721 Depends. On what? 378 00:24:28,723 --> 00:24:30,690 Whether you liked it or not. 379 00:24:31,742 --> 00:24:34,827 What's in it? Relax, Jack Lalanne. 380 00:24:34,829 --> 00:24:37,747 It's low-cal. Nonfat milk, sea salt -- 381 00:24:37,749 --> 00:24:39,865 No, no. Not the ingredients. 382 00:24:39,867 --> 00:24:41,667 The something extra. 383 00:24:41,669 --> 00:24:44,704 Chill, man. Supplements, okay? 384 00:24:45,739 --> 00:24:48,124 - What kind of supplements? - Here. Hey. 385 00:24:48,126 --> 00:24:51,460 To boost metabolism, 386 00:24:51,462 --> 00:24:53,763 per Larry and Maritza. 387 00:24:56,350 --> 00:24:58,551 These aren't "supplements", they're roofies. 388 00:24:58,553 --> 00:25:00,753 What? How do you know what roofies look like? 389 00:25:00,755 --> 00:25:02,254 How do you not know? 390 00:25:02,256 --> 00:25:05,141 You think I want to end up in a hotel bathtub 391 00:25:05,143 --> 00:25:07,143 with my kidney carved out? 392 00:25:07,145 --> 00:25:08,927 In Chechnya? 393 00:25:10,565 --> 00:25:13,449 Did you find anything out in the yoga? 394 00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:16,018 Yeah. Yeah. "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." 395 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,820 Every single person in class 396 00:25:17,822 --> 00:25:20,539 had one of those freaky-ass suction marks. 397 00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:23,442 What the hell's goin' on here? 398 00:25:23,444 --> 00:25:26,212 You know, I didn't mean to bail on you fellas, 399 00:25:26,214 --> 00:25:27,997 but I've been waiting over six months 400 00:25:27,999 --> 00:25:29,382 to get into Canyon Valley. 401 00:25:29,384 --> 00:25:31,400 And let me tell ya, it was worth it. 402 00:25:32,753 --> 00:25:34,870 I already lost 10 pounds! 403 00:25:34,872 --> 00:25:36,789 In -- in one day? 404 00:25:36,791 --> 00:25:39,458 No offense, Sheriff -- 'cause you look great -- 405 00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:41,310 um, but aren't you the least bit curious 406 00:25:41,312 --> 00:25:43,012 as to how you dropped 10 in a day? 407 00:25:43,014 --> 00:25:44,313 Well, to tell you the truth, Agent, 408 00:25:44,315 --> 00:25:46,349 I don't really give a flyin' fudge. 409 00:25:50,136 --> 00:25:53,439 My husband, Doug, left me last year 410 00:25:54,974 --> 00:25:57,810 'cause he said I loved cookie-dough milkshakes 411 00:25:57,812 --> 00:25:59,395 more than him. 412 00:25:59,397 --> 00:26:00,913 Sorry to hear that. 413 00:26:00,915 --> 00:26:03,699 Yeah, Doug's a dick. 414 00:26:03,701 --> 00:26:05,217 You deserve better. 415 00:26:05,219 --> 00:26:06,635 Thanks. 416 00:26:06,637 --> 00:26:09,288 But he was right. 417 00:26:10,674 --> 00:26:14,877 That was a dark time for me. 418 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,964 Whoever said you eat your pain? 419 00:26:18,966 --> 00:26:22,218 Not me. I guzzled it. 420 00:26:24,271 --> 00:26:25,888 Anyhoo... 421 00:26:26,857 --> 00:26:30,559 I guess I just wanted to feel pretty again. 422 00:26:30,561 --> 00:26:33,095 And Canyon Valley did that. 423 00:26:34,781 --> 00:26:36,816 Only question is... 424 00:26:36,818 --> 00:26:38,734 What are you doing here? 425 00:26:38,736 --> 00:26:40,820 We're, uh, uh... 426 00:26:40,822 --> 00:26:41,821 We're undercover. 427 00:26:41,823 --> 00:26:44,657 Yeah. Sort of got that. 428 00:26:45,742 --> 00:26:48,494 We think that there's a connection between Canyon Valley 429 00:26:48,496 --> 00:26:50,062 and the murders in town. 430 00:26:50,064 --> 00:26:53,082 What kind of connection? 431 00:26:53,084 --> 00:26:56,085 Suction marks. 432 00:26:56,087 --> 00:26:58,304 You mean like this? 433 00:26:59,506 --> 00:27:02,725 Yeah. Where did that come from? My spa treatment. 434 00:27:02,727 --> 00:27:04,560 Cupping. Cupping? 435 00:27:04,562 --> 00:27:06,445 Yeah. You know, I thought it was gonna hurt, 436 00:27:06,447 --> 00:27:09,064 but honestly, I snoozed through the whole thing. 437 00:27:09,066 --> 00:27:11,650 By the time I woke up, I was down two dress sizes. 438 00:27:11,652 --> 00:27:15,187 Before the cupping, did you eat any pudding? 439 00:27:15,189 --> 00:27:16,489 Darn tootin'. 440 00:27:16,491 --> 00:27:18,274 Licked the bowl clean. 441 00:27:18,276 --> 00:27:20,993 Donna, do you remember who did this treatment? 442 00:27:20,995 --> 00:27:22,278 Oh, yeah. 443 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,163 You betcha. 444 00:27:25,899 --> 00:27:28,083 Evelyn, you are looking great. 445 00:27:28,085 --> 00:27:30,085 Just 10 more pounds till your goal weight. 446 00:27:30,087 --> 00:27:32,705 Do you mind if I borrow my wife for a sec? 447 00:27:32,707 --> 00:27:34,239 I'll be back. 448 00:27:35,226 --> 00:27:36,842 Looking good, ladies. 449 00:27:36,844 --> 00:27:38,511 Thank you. 450 00:27:38,513 --> 00:27:40,763 The new guys aren't personal trainers. 451 00:27:40,765 --> 00:27:42,298 What are you talking about? I did a little digging. 452 00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:44,967 I found this in their glove compartment. 453 00:27:44,969 --> 00:27:47,720 They're Feds? Worse. 454 00:27:47,722 --> 00:27:48,921 They're hunters. 455 00:27:48,923 --> 00:27:51,106 Why are hunters here? 456 00:27:51,108 --> 00:27:53,776 Maybe because of this. 457 00:27:55,862 --> 00:27:57,613 Oh, my God. 458 00:27:58,648 --> 00:28:00,866 Do you think -- I do. 459 00:28:00,868 --> 00:28:02,651 What are we going to do? Relax. I'll take care of it. 460 00:28:02,653 --> 00:28:04,320 Just get rid of the evidence. 461 00:28:52,919 --> 00:28:56,154 Okay, I'm no health nut, but that... 462 00:28:56,156 --> 00:28:58,156 is just wrong. 463 00:29:01,845 --> 00:29:03,379 All right, talk. 464 00:29:03,381 --> 00:29:07,132 This isn't what you think. I'm not a killer. 465 00:29:07,134 --> 00:29:09,268 Well, then, what are you? 466 00:29:09,270 --> 00:29:11,336 I'm a Pishtaco. 467 00:29:12,322 --> 00:29:14,273 A fish taco? A Pishtaco. 468 00:29:14,275 --> 00:29:17,560 It means "Peruvian fat sucker". 469 00:29:18,695 --> 00:29:20,696 Never heard of it. So, what, you're like vamps 470 00:29:20,698 --> 00:29:23,315 with a sweet tooth for cellulite? 471 00:29:23,317 --> 00:29:24,984 Vampires kill. 472 00:29:24,986 --> 00:29:27,319 We're just... Parasites. 473 00:29:27,321 --> 00:29:28,687 Oh, well, in that case -- 474 00:29:28,689 --> 00:29:30,573 Look, I would never hurt anybody! 475 00:29:30,575 --> 00:29:34,910 Okay, this -- this is why Larry and I started Canyon Valley. 476 00:29:34,912 --> 00:29:36,879 We could help people lose weight, 477 00:29:36,881 --> 00:29:39,582 and I could feed. 478 00:29:39,584 --> 00:29:40,265 It was a win-win. 479 00:29:40,285 --> 00:29:42,702 Yeah, except for the two you dysoned to death. 480 00:29:42,703 --> 00:29:45,471 That wasn't me. Well, then who was it? 481 00:29:49,259 --> 00:29:51,043 Alonso. 482 00:29:51,761 --> 00:29:53,896 The dude from the cafeteria? 483 00:29:55,765 --> 00:29:57,816 He's my brother. 484 00:30:03,407 --> 00:30:05,390 I knew you were a lost cause. 485 00:30:05,392 --> 00:30:06,892 Unlike your sister, you're weak. 486 00:30:06,894 --> 00:30:09,394 Good to see you, too, Larry. How could you do this to her? 487 00:30:09,396 --> 00:30:11,580 To us? Do what? 488 00:30:14,117 --> 00:30:15,751 This. 489 00:30:18,922 --> 00:30:21,123 Oh, that. 490 00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:23,342 Oh yeah, that. 491 00:30:23,344 --> 00:30:25,294 You know what that means? 492 00:30:25,296 --> 00:30:27,096 Huh? 493 00:30:27,098 --> 00:30:28,597 Now there are hunters here! 494 00:30:28,599 --> 00:30:30,248 It's your fault, blanco! 495 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:32,935 If you didn't starve me, maybe -- Listen, freak! 496 00:30:34,054 --> 00:30:37,556 Your sister and I spent years building this operation. 497 00:30:37,558 --> 00:30:41,026 And if you think I'm gonna let your gluttony destroy it, 498 00:30:41,028 --> 00:30:42,895 you got another thing coming. 499 00:30:42,897 --> 00:30:44,396 I want you out. 500 00:30:44,398 --> 00:30:46,865 Now. I'm not leaving Maritza. 501 00:30:46,867 --> 00:30:48,817 Well, I got news for you, pal. 502 00:30:48,819 --> 00:30:51,436 She doesn't want you here, either. 503 00:30:51,438 --> 00:30:53,438 Either you leave... 504 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,457 or I'll make you. 505 00:31:26,107 --> 00:31:28,874 I brought Alonso here from Peru 506 00:31:28,876 --> 00:31:31,794 to show him a better way, 507 00:31:31,796 --> 00:31:35,214 a more civilized way. 508 00:31:35,966 --> 00:31:38,467 One where we weren't monsters. 509 00:31:40,454 --> 00:31:44,890 That the secret to coexisting with humans was just... 510 00:31:44,892 --> 00:31:46,959 eating enough to get by. 511 00:31:46,961 --> 00:31:48,427 Let me guess. 512 00:31:48,429 --> 00:31:51,397 Alonso wasn't a big fan of portion control, was he? 513 00:31:51,399 --> 00:31:53,099 No. 514 00:31:54,768 --> 00:32:00,006 During a routine treatment, he almost killed a client. 515 00:32:00,008 --> 00:32:03,075 He sucked out too much fat. 516 00:32:03,077 --> 00:32:06,312 I demoted him to kitchen duty -- 517 00:32:06,314 --> 00:32:09,665 no human contact, just fat from a jar. 518 00:32:11,318 --> 00:32:14,603 But he said the more I deprived him, 519 00:32:14,605 --> 00:32:16,622 the hungrier he got. 520 00:32:19,344 --> 00:32:22,979 And now three people are dead. 521 00:32:23,714 --> 00:32:27,300 My husband... 522 00:32:29,052 --> 00:32:31,503 Where's Alonso right now? 523 00:32:32,856 --> 00:32:35,224 The -- the basement? 524 00:32:35,226 --> 00:32:38,561 That's -- that's where he spends most of his time now. 525 00:32:40,614 --> 00:32:43,182 What about her? 526 00:32:44,401 --> 00:32:47,486 Well, till we figure out which side she's on, 527 00:32:47,488 --> 00:32:50,356 she stays put. I am on your side. 528 00:32:54,044 --> 00:32:56,162 Okay. Then how do we kill him? 529 00:35:38,576 --> 00:35:41,911 You and stupido have no chance. The fat makes us stronger. 530 00:35:41,913 --> 00:35:44,914 Your sister didn't mention that when she ratted you out. 531 00:35:44,916 --> 00:35:46,382 You're lying! 532 00:35:55,592 --> 00:35:58,294 I guess after you killed her husband... 533 00:36:00,413 --> 00:36:02,598 you were too monstrous, even for her. 534 00:36:54,654 --> 00:36:57,822 We'll let you know if we need any other information. 535 00:36:57,824 --> 00:37:01,025 Thanks for everything. Appreciate it. 536 00:37:09,085 --> 00:37:10,802 Hey. 537 00:37:11,754 --> 00:37:14,439 What did you tell the sheriff? 538 00:37:14,441 --> 00:37:18,376 The usual -- psycho killer on the loose. 539 00:37:18,378 --> 00:37:19,844 They, uh... 540 00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:22,013 usually buy it. 541 00:37:22,015 --> 00:37:26,151 I lost my whole family today. 542 00:37:27,186 --> 00:37:29,354 I'm so sorry. I... 543 00:37:31,157 --> 00:37:33,191 Can I steal you a sec? 544 00:37:39,365 --> 00:37:41,750 Once this place clears out, 545 00:37:41,752 --> 00:37:43,618 we're gonna make this a family affair. 546 00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:45,236 Wait, Dean. 547 00:37:45,238 --> 00:37:47,455 We're not gonna kill Maritza. 548 00:37:48,424 --> 00:37:51,543 She's a monster. Yeah, who saved our asses. 549 00:37:51,545 --> 00:37:54,245 You said that you wanted to keep things strictly business. 550 00:37:54,247 --> 00:37:55,597 Well, last I checked, 551 00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:58,183 we were in the business of killing monsters. 552 00:37:58,185 --> 00:38:01,586 I wanted to keep things strictly business between us. 553 00:38:03,306 --> 00:38:05,056 But I still have a heart. 554 00:38:05,058 --> 00:38:06,942 What if I had crossed paths with a hunter 555 00:38:06,944 --> 00:38:09,361 back when I was possessed by Gadreel? 556 00:38:09,363 --> 00:38:10,729 I could've ended up dead, too. 557 00:38:10,731 --> 00:38:13,031 Would I have deserved that? Would I have deserved to die? 558 00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:23,274 So, one-way ticket to Peru? 559 00:38:52,271 --> 00:38:54,639 I'm hitting it. Yeah. 560 00:38:54,641 --> 00:38:56,024 Hey. 561 00:38:57,026 --> 00:38:58,610 Yeah? 562 00:38:58,612 --> 00:39:01,363 About what you said the other day. 563 00:39:01,365 --> 00:39:04,482 I thought it didn't bother you. 564 00:39:04,484 --> 00:39:08,053 You know, Sam, I saved your hide back there. 565 00:39:09,121 --> 00:39:11,489 And I saved your hide at that church... 566 00:39:11,491 --> 00:39:14,626 And the hospital. 567 00:39:14,628 --> 00:39:17,579 I may not think things all the way through. 568 00:39:17,581 --> 00:39:19,964 Okay? But what I do, 569 00:39:19,966 --> 00:39:23,051 I do because it's the right thing. 570 00:39:24,353 --> 00:39:26,554 I'd do it again. 571 00:39:29,007 --> 00:39:30,692 And that... 572 00:39:30,694 --> 00:39:33,278 is the problem. 573 00:39:34,730 --> 00:39:37,732 Y-you think you're my savior, m-my brother, the hero. 574 00:39:37,734 --> 00:39:40,085 You swoop in, and even when you mess up, 575 00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:43,455 you think what you're doing is worth it 576 00:39:43,457 --> 00:39:45,123 because you've convinced yourself 577 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:48,376 you're doing more good than bad... 578 00:39:49,979 --> 00:39:51,696 But you're not. 579 00:39:52,715 --> 00:39:55,300 I mean, Kevin's dead, Crowley's in the wind, uh... 580 00:39:55,302 --> 00:39:57,535 We're no closer to beating this angel thing. 581 00:39:57,537 --> 00:40:02,140 Please tell me, what is the upside of me being alive? 582 00:40:02,925 --> 00:40:04,509 You kidding me? 583 00:40:05,745 --> 00:40:09,597 You and me -- fighting the good fight together. 584 00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,688 Okay. 585 00:40:18,574 --> 00:40:21,776 Just once, be honest with me. 586 00:40:22,528 --> 00:40:26,231 You didn't save me for me. 587 00:40:26,233 --> 00:40:28,566 You did it for you. 588 00:40:28,568 --> 00:40:30,085 What are you talkin' about? 589 00:40:30,087 --> 00:40:32,871 I was ready to die. I was ready. 590 00:40:32,873 --> 00:40:34,706 I should have died, 591 00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:36,708 but you... 592 00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:38,426 You didn't want to be alone, 593 00:40:38,428 --> 00:40:41,346 and that's what all this boils down to. 594 00:40:41,348 --> 00:40:43,080 You can't stand the thought of being alone. 595 00:40:43,082 --> 00:40:44,916 All right. I'll give you this much. 596 00:40:44,918 --> 00:40:47,552 You are certainly willing to do the sacrificing 597 00:40:47,554 --> 00:40:50,271 as long as you're not the one being hurt. 598 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:55,727 All right, you want to be honest? 599 00:40:56,762 --> 00:41:00,765 If the situation were reversed and I was dying, 600 00:41:00,767 --> 00:41:03,368 you'd do the same thing. 601 00:41:07,123 --> 00:41:09,257 No, Dean. 602 00:41:10,543 --> 00:41:12,243 I wouldn't. 603 00:41:13,712 --> 00:41:16,231 Same circumstances... 604 00:41:16,233 --> 00:41:18,616 I wouldn't. 605 00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:30,311 I'm gonna get to bed. 606 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:49,168 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man