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- Somethings broken here.
- I'm not saying that it's not.
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We don't see things
the same way anymore.
Ripped By mstoll
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Our roles in this whole thing.
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- I can't trust you.
- We're family.
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You say that like
it's some sort of cure-all,
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like it can change the fact
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that everything
that has ever gone wrong between us
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has been because we're family.
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CROWD: Fifteen, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10,
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nine, eight, seven, six...
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No chipmunking allowed.
Swallow or you're disqualified.
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CROWD: ...two, one!
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(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(WHISTLE TRILLS)
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(CHEERING)
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Looks like we got a wiener!
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(CHEERING)
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He cheated.
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Hey, back off, Skeletor,
I won fair and square.
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Like hell, you did, Jabba.
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I saw you slip a hot dog
in your pocket.
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Well, I hate to break it to you, pal,
but that's no hot dog.
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(CROWD GROANS)
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(JEERS)
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(CHEERING, WHISTLING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Mm!
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(SIGHS)
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(CHOKES)
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(GROANING)
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(SUCKING SOUND)
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(GASPING)
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(DEFLATING)
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- Hey.
- DEAN: Hey.
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- You go to bed last night?
- What? No.
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Rudy was on.
And then, Unforgiven.
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And then I was just too jacked
to sleep so, research.
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SAM: Gadreel?
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Yeah, and Metatron, and
the Mark of Cain and Crickets.
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- I did find us a case, though.
- Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, there's a strange death
in Stillwater, Minnesota.
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Competitive eater died
after a hot dog eating contest.
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- SAM: So, what? Death by tube-steak?
- If only.
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DEAN: He got attacked in his car.
But get this:
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He shrunk from 300 pounds
to 90 pounds.
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- Witchcraft?
- Or a heavy-duty laxative. You game?
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- Yeah.
- DEAN: Good.
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It looks like it's a where's bath
for me. I'll be ready in five.
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- You sure you're okay, Dean?
- Why wouldn't I be?
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Because, I don't know, you--
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This isn't about what I said
the other day, is it?
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Oh, about that we're not supposed
to be brothers?
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Don't flatter yourself.
I don't break that easy.
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Well, good,
because I was just being honest.
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Oh, yeah, no,
I got that loud and clear.
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Thanks for your patience, Agents.
Coroner's report finally came in.
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All right, thank you.
All right, let's see.
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Did Wayne McNut
really weigh 300 pounds
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just moments before time of death?
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Three hundred and sixteen to be exact.
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- And the official cause of death?
- Cardiac arrest.
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But between you and me,
that's just a guess.
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The vic suffered massive
organ damage.
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Here you go, Jenny.
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Ruptured spleen, pierced liver,
collapsed lung.
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Looked like everything
was just sucked right out of him.
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Like he'd been Hoovered?
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Yeah, you know
I got to be honest, fellas,
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we're stumped.
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This type of thing
just doesn't happen in Stillwater.
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Now, did Wayne have any enemies?
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More like an unfriendly rivalry.
A guy named "Slim Jim" Morgan.
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Like Wayne, he was pretty well-known
in the competitive eating circuit.
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Competitive eating circuit,
is that a big thing out here?
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Oh, yeah. You betcha.
Folks take it real seriously.
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Train for months,
eat all sorts of wackadoo stuff.
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You know, like, baked beans,
buff wings, butter.
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- Butter?
- Yeah. Sometimes, deep-fried.
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This year, alone,
Wayne won the Butter Bowl,
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the Wing Ding and Shrimptasia.
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Anyhoo, point being:
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Wayne McNut was the only one
Slim Jim couldn't beat
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in the whole Great Lakes Region.
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- So, is he a suspect?
- We checked him out,
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but Slim Jim was in the Hot Doggery
at the time of Wayne's death.
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And we got 15 witnesses to prove it.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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SLIM JIM: Training.
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When I gear up for a competition,
I eat lettuce. Stretches the stomach.
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Yet another reason
to stay away from salads.
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How well did you know
Wayne McNut?
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Oh, well enough to know
he was a weasel and a cheat.
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I hate to say it, but karma's a bitch.
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This is interesting.
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- SLIM JIM: Maia's good luck charms.
- And Mala is...
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My old lady.
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- Is your old lady superstitious?
- Yeah, she's Romanichal.
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- "Romanichal"?
- Gypsy.
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But don't call her that.
She says it's reductive.
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But I think it's a compliment.
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I mean,
Gypsies are all the rage on TV.
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My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding,
Gypsy Sisters,
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Keeping up with the Kardashians.
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- You mind if I use your bathroom?
- Yeah, go ahead.
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But use the one upstairs at the back.
Maia's taking a shower in ours.
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Right.
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Did you really lose the Wiener Winner
by one dog?
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Yeah.
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(WATER RUNNING)
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(FAUCET SQUEAKS, WATER STOPS)
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Now, what are we talking?
Six inches foot- longs?
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Look, Agent, am I a suspect here
or what?
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Because unless you got a warrant--
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- You ready to go?
- Yeah.
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Mr. Morgan, thank you for your time.
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If you remember anything else,
this is our number
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and where we're staying locally.
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All right, so, we got what appears
to be Wayne McNut's hair
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and a bag full of weird.
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In Romanichal culture,
the pouch is called a "putsi bag."
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- It's used for hexes.
- Okay, so, what?
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Maia's putting hexes
on hubby's competition?
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What, we got a Thinner sitch here?
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Slim Jim might not even know.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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- Hi.
- I believe you have something of mine.
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Kill Wayne?
I loved him.
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- SAM: So, you were--
- MALA: Yes, okay?
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We were having an affair.
For years, actually.
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I don't mean to be rude,
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but how is it that
Wayne McNut is your type?
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I mean, you're married to a man
who's barely a buck, wet.
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What can I say?
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Sometimes,
it's nice to feel a little give.
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Oh.
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Yeah, I get that.
Yeah, little extra cushion for the...
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Help me understand something.
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If you loved Wayne,
why did you put a curse on him?
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It wasn't a curse.
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Putsi bags are also used
for blessings.
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I wanted Wayne to win.
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Plan was, take the prize money,
get a quickie divorce
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and then tie the knot in Orlando.
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Wayne used to call me
his "Princess Jasmine."
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(MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES)
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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(BEEPING STOPS)
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(MUSIC CONTINUING)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SIGHS)
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(BEEPING)
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I gained weight?
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WOMAN:
How is that even possible?
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(CLATTERING)
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Hello?
Anyone there?
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(SIGHS) Let's try this again.
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(BEEPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SUCTIONING SOUND)
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(GROANS, WHIMPERS)
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(BEEPING)
(WHIMPERING)
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(INHALING)
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(DEFLATING)
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( POLICE RADIO CHATTERING)
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Any idea what the vic weighed
beforehand?
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- One sixty-five.
- So, 180.
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Known fact: all women lie
about their weight and age.
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Well, you told that waitress
the other day you were 29.
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Mm-hmm.
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Need anything else, Agents?
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Yeah, is Sheriff Hanscum around?
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Sorry, she's out
for the rest of the week.
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Hell of a time to take a vacation,
right?
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Okay. So we have two victims with
seemingly nothing in common except--
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A love for éclairs.
Check this out.
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DEAN: What is that, a birthmark?
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So, the weight had
to come off somehow, right?
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- What if it's a suction mark?
- Suction mark?
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Okay. Uh, changeling?
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Yeah, but changelings
only take over kids.
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Neither of these vics had any.
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And we don't know if
Wayne McNut had a suction mark.
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- Unless we missed it.
- Yeah.
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Well, we should split up.
One of us should hit the morgue,
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the other should stay here
and question the staff.
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- I'll stay.
- Ain't gonna happen.
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Why?
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- Because you're weird around girls.
- What does that mean, "weird"?
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You're awkward, you're weird,
Sam-weird.
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Sorry, man, "I'm just being honest."
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DEAN: So you were scheduled
to close the gym, last night?
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Yeah, but I didn't exactly lock up.
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Carol was still working out,
and... I had a date.
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I didn't want to shortchange her,
you know?
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I mean, the girl's been working so
hard to lose weight for her wedding.
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I slipped her the key and I told her
to lock up on her way out.
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(SOBS)
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Oh, it's all my fault.
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(CRIES, BLOWS NOSE)
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- Hey.
- Find anything at the morgue?
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Yeah.
So Wayne was banged up pretty bad.
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But on the back of his neck,
just below his hairline,
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suction mark, identical to Carol's.
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Okay, so, they both had marks
just like the hot trainer at Rollz.
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She was skinny... and alive.
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And just recently lost
a ton of weight.
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When I asked her about the mark,
she clammed up, got all embarrassed.
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So I did some checking,
and it turns out
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she took a couple
of "me days" last month
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and went here.
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- Canyon Valley?
- Hmm. Yeah.
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(NEW AGE MUSIC PLAYING)
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When you look in the mirror,
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do you recognize the fat person
staring back at you?
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Have you tried every fad diet,
every fitness trend out there,
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but nothing seems to work?
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Here at Canyon Valley,
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we guarantee weight toss
with no surgery.
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No extreme dieting.
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And no intensive workout regimen.
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Guaranteed results in one week.
You can reach your weight-loss goals.
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We did.
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But only if you reach for the phone
and call Canyon Valley, now.
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- How far away is that place?
- Couple of hours.
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SAM: We were really, really moved
by the online testimonials.
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Oh, yeah,
that was some powerful stuff.
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And you boys are both
certified personal trainers?
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- Yeah, personal training brothers.
- Yeah.
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Kind of like Hans and Franz,
but less German.
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And you're certified in...?
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- Making people sweat.
- Yeah?
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Kicking ass and taking names.
That's how we do.
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Uh...
(LAUGHS)
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SAM: Uh... To clarify,
what my brother's trying to say
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is that we both have a passion
for fitness and helping people.
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Oh, us too.
In fact, that's how we first met.
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I was Maritza's first client
back in Peru.
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I was on a student visa.
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Homesick, stressed,
eating my troubles away.
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00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,294
- Oh, he was the size of a case.
- Oh, it's true.
243
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,195
I was one empanada away
from a heart attack.
244
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,529
But then this... gorgeous godsend
245
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,673
made me the lean, mean,
fighting machine I am today.
246
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,072
Hmm.
247
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,566
(EXHALING FORCEFULLY)
Ho!
248
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,573
(LAUGHS)
249
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,248
But I digress.
250
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:49,181
The good news is,
we are hiring.
251
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,051
The bad news is, there's only
one trainer position available.
252
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,888
How do you feel about working
in another department?
253
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,361
Huh?
254
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,869
(DISHES CLATTER)
255
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,704
- Nice shorts.
- Nice hairnet.
256
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,902
Yeah, why do I got to be
the lunch lady?
257
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,102
Since when have you ever complained
about being around food?
258
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,576
Okay, this is not food.
259
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:17,771
MAN: Hey, new guy.
260
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:21,043
Quit flirting with the trainer
and keep scooping, huh?
261
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,914
SAM: It's all right.
262
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:26,955
My, uh, Ashtanga yoga class
starts in five minutes.
263
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,252
How the hell do you know
anything about yoga?
264
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:32,259
You're not the only one
who's ever dated someone bendy.
265
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:38,760
- Hey, you have any oatmeal?
- Yeah, I wish.
266
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,633
No, but we have, uh, something
that's tofu over there.
267
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,434
I-- What is that?
It's a pancake. It's tofu.
268
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:55,913
I feel like a baby asking this,
but... will the treatment hurt?
269
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,214
Not at all.
The only drawback of cupping is,
270
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:01,290
it leaves a suction mark.
it can bruise a little.
271
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:07,797
- Cupping?
- Yes, ancient Chinese secret.
272
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:11,902
All the celebrities do it. It draws
out toxins, boosts metabolism.
273
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,731
You'll feel good.
274
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,601
Who knew?
275
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,167
(YAWNS)
276
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:23,636
Excuse me.
It's just so relaxing in here.
277
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:27,114
It's the aromatherapy.
The lavender really packs a punch.
278
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,616
Oh...
279
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,514
(SIGHING)
280
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,981
Jeez, that's warm.
281
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,491
(SNORING SOFTLY)
282
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,327
(HISSING SOUND)
283
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,166
(SUCTIONING SOUND)
284
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,524
Flojo. You got time to lean,
you got time to clean, huh?
285
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,357
- I'm starving. What do we get to eat?
- Same as the clients.
286
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,521
They expect us to eat
this rabbit food?
287
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,828
It's not rabbit food.
It's super-food.
288
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,527
Well, I'm not eating it.
289
00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,435
At Canyon Valley,
we're supposed to lead by example.
290
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,102
This is leading by example?
291
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,943
It's not for us, estupido.
It's for the clients.
292
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,780
They're allowed to have pudding
on their spa day.
293
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:11,277
It's like a... a last hurrah
before the real work starts.
294
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:19,463
Get to work. Hey, Frank.
We need to order more asparagus.
295
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,591
FRANK: Okay.
296
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,372
Mmm.
297
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,482
What do you know?
Think it's my spa day too.
298
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,118
(MEDITATIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
299
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:54,229
Okay, good job, guys.
Go to, uh... downward dog.
300
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:57,265
- Hold for five minutes.
- Five minutes?
301
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,300
It's usually 30 seconds.
302
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,234
Right, yeah, 30 seconds.
That's what I meant.
303
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:06,171
Okay, just come around,
make sure everybody's form is okay.
304
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:10,109
Make sure you're keeping
your cores tight and you're--
305
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:22,181
Uh... Good job. Great.
306
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,328
Just straighten that back out.
307
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:32,696
Mmm.
308
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,531
(GROANS)
309
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,985
(GRUNTING)
310
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,850
(BODY THUDS)
311
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,292
(CLAPPING)
312
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,727
SAM: Well done, today.
Good job.
313
00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,954
Good work, guys.
Good work.
314
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,655
Namaste.
315
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:06,531
Okay. Good work.
See you all soon. Good job.
316
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:15,903
- How was class?
- It was, uh... great. Yeah.
317
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:22,011
Agent Frehley.
What are you doing here?
318
00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:24,243
Agent Frehley?
319
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:27,050
(STAMMERING): I don't know.
She must be pretty out of it, huh?
320
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:31,523
(PHONE RINGING)
Oh. Excuse me. Sorry.
321
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:36,658
Got to get this. Yeah.
Have a good one.
322
00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:40,861
- DEAN: Sammy?
- Dean, what's wrong with you?
323
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:44,507
- I need your help.
- Where are you? Dean.
324
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,406
Sweet potatoes.
325
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:51,943
(MUMBLES)
326
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:54,382
(PHONE BEEPS)
(LINE CLICKS OFF)
327
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,023
Dean?
328
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:20,972
Dean!
329
00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:30,309
Dean?
330
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,953
- Dean!
- DEAN (WEAKLY): Sammy?
331
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:41,154
Dean. Hey!
Hey, wake up!
332
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,561
(GROANS)
333
00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,591
- What took you so long?
- What the hell happened?
334
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,328
- I was drugged.
- What?
335
00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:50,337
The pudding...
It was supposed to be for the clients,
336
00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:51,634
but I couldn't resist.
337
00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:56,304
- Salted caramel?
- Yeah, man, best of both worlds.
338
00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:57,742
Salty and sweet.
339
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:00,941
Right. Uh...
All right, you stay here.
340
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,916
No, no, no,
I'm gonna come with you.
341
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:09,017
Go ahead, man.
I'll catch up.
342
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,698
Hey, did you make the pudding?
343
00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:22,805
- It depends.
- On what?
344
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,600
Whether you liked it or not.
345
00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:30,613
- What's in it?
- Relax, Jack LaLanne. It's low cal.
346
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:32,646
Nonfat milk, sea salt--
347
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,786
No, no, not the ingredients.
The something extra.
348
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:38,820
Chill, man. Supplements, okay?
349
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,882
DEAN: What kind of supplements?
350
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,390
SAM: Here, hey.
351
00:24:43,549 --> 00:24:48,794
To boost metabolism,
per Larry and Maritza.
352
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,560
These aren't supplements.
They're roofies.
353
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,727
What? How do you know
what roofies look like?
354
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:56,566
How do you not know?
355
00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:59,403
You think I want to end up
in a hotel bathtub
356
00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:02,978
with my kidney carved out,
in Chechnya?
357
00:25:06,071 --> 00:25:07,846
Did you find anything out
in the yoga?
358
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,419
Yeah, yeah.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
359
00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:14,422
Every single person in class had one
of those freaky-ass suction marks.
360
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:17,485
What the hell is going on here?
361
00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:20,255
HANSCUM: You know, I didn't mean
to bail on you fellas,
362
00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:23,992
but I've been waiting over six months
to get into Canyon Valley.
363
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,830
And let me tell you,
it was worth it.
364
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:28,903
I already lost ten pounds.
365
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,904
In... In one day?
366
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:34,067
No offense, Sheriff,
because you look great,
367
00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:37,112
but aren't you the least bit curious
as to how you dropped ten in a day?
368
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:40,250
Well, to tell you the truth, Agent,
I don't give a flying fudge.
369
00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:47,349
My husband, Doug,
left me last year...
370
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,888
because he said
I loved cookie dough milkshakes
371
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,428
more than him.
372
00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,030
Sorry to hear that.
373
00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:59,458
Yeah. Doug's a dick.
You deserve better.
374
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:03,698
Thanks.
But... he was right.
375
00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:08,771
That was a dark time for me.
376
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:14,043
Whoever said you eat your pain?
Not me, I guzzled it.
377
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:16,280
(GIGGLES)
378
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:24,122
Anyhoo, I guess I just wanted
to feel pretty again.
379
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:26,993
And Canyon Valley did that.
380
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:32,835
Only question is...
What are you doing here?
381
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:35,904
(STAMMERING): We're, uh...
We're undercover.
382
00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:38,564
Yeah, sort of got that.
383
00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:42,970
We think that there's a connection
between Canyon Valley
384
00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:47,174
- and the murders in town.
- What kind of connection?
385
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,142
Suction marks.
386
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,651
You mean, like this?
387
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:55,655
Yeah.
Where did that come from?
388
00:26:55,814 --> 00:26:57,816
My spa treatment.
Cupping.
389
00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,792
- Cupping?
- Yeah.
390
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,863
You know, I thought it would hurl,
but honestly,
391
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:03,465
I snoozed through the whole thing.
392
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,602
By the time I woke up,
I was down two dress sizes.
393
00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:09,261
Before the cupping,
did you eat any pudding?
394
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:12,432
Darn tooting.
Licked the bowl clean.
395
00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:15,010
Donna, do you remember
who did this treatment?
396
00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:19,309
Oh, yeah. You betcha.
397
00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:22,546
Evelyn, you are looking great.
398
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:24,210
Just ten more pounds
until your goal weight.
399
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,378
Do you mind
if I borrow my wife for a second.
400
00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:28,388
I'll be back.
401
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:32,554
- Looking good, ladies.
- Thank you.
402
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,021
The new guys aren't
personal trainers.
403
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,556
- What are you talking about?
- I did a little digging.
404
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:39,068
I found this
in their glove compartment.
405
00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:42,967
- They're Feds?
- Worse, they're hunters.
406
00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:47,702
- Why are hunters here?
- Maybe because of this.
407
00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:52,811
Oh, my God.
408
00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:55,076
- Do you think--
- I do.
409
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,981
- What are we going to do?
- Relax, I'll take care of it.
410
00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:59,418
Just get rid of the evidence.
411
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,297
(sun CLICKS)
412
00:28:47,593 --> 00:28:52,064
Okay, I'm no health nut,
but that... is just wrong.
413
00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:58,281
All right, talk.
414
00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:02,283
This isn't what you think.
I'm not a killer.
415
00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:05,251
- Well, then, what are you?
- I'm a pishtaco.
416
00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:08,453
- A fish taco?
- A pishtaco.
417
00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:11,493
It means, "Peruvian fat-sucker."
418
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:14,157
Never heard of it.
So what?
419
00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:17,292
You're like vamps
with a sweet tooth for cellulite?
420
00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:21,427
Vampires kill.
We're just parasites.
421
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,665
- Oh, well, in that case.
- Look, I would never hurt anybody.
422
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:29,006
Okay, this... this is why Larry and I
started Canyon Valley.
423
00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:34,640
We could help people lose weight
and I could feed. It was a win-win.
424
00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:36,808
Yeah, except for the two
you Dysoned to death.
425
00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:39,421
- That wasn't me.
- Well, then, who was it?
426
00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:47,826
- Alonso.
- The dude from the cafeteria?
427
00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:51,757
He's my brother.
428
00:29:57,996 --> 00:30:01,273
I knew you were a lost cause.
Unlike your sister, you're weak.
429
00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:03,674
- Good to see you, too, Larry.
- How could you do this to hen?
430
00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:07,044
- LARRY: To us.
- Do what?
431
00:30:08,874 --> 00:30:10,649
This?
432
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:17,492
- Oh, that.
- Oh, yeah, that.
433
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:21,222
You know what "that" means? Huh?
434
00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:23,297
Now, there are hunters here.
435
00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:25,799
It's your fault, blanco.
If you didn't starve me, maybe--
436
00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:28,062
Listen, freak!
437
00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:31,673
Your sister and I have spent years
building this operation.
438
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,573
And if you think I'm gonna let
your gluttony destroy it,
439
00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:36,974
you got another thing coming.
440
00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:39,741
I want you out. Now.
441
00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:41,350
I'm not leaving Maritza.
442
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:45,886
Well, I got news for you, pal.
She doesn't want you here, either.
443
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:49,356
Either you leave,
or I'll make you.
444
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,594
(MAN SCREAMING)
(CLATTERING)
445
00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:19,556
(SNIFFLING)
446
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:24,425
I brought Alonso here from Peru
to show him a better way.
447
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:27,927
A more civilized way.
448
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:32,228
One where we weren't monsters.
449
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,869
That the secret to coexisting
with humans
450
00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:40,737
was just eating enough to get by.
451
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:44,642
Let me guess. Alonso wasn't a big fan
of portion control, was he?
452
00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:46,071
No.
453
00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:53,312
During a routine treatment,
he almost killed a client.
454
00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:56,321
MARITZA:
He sucked out too much fat.
455
00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:59,951
I demoted him to kitchen duty.
456
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:03,497
No human contact,
just fat from the jar.
457
00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:06,494
But he said,
458
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:09,832
the more I deprived him,
the hungrier he got.
459
00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:11,631
(SOBBING)
460
00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:16,072
And now, three people are dead.
461
00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:19,348
My husband.
462
00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:26,080
Where's Alonso right now?
463
00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:28,747
The basement?
464
00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:31,690
That's where he spends
most of his time now.
465
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,864
What about her?
466
00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:41,971
Well, until we figure out
what side she's on, she stays put.
467
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:44,539
I am on your side.
468
00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:49,378
Okay, then, how do we kill him?
469
00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:21,173
Hey.
470
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:31,103
(ALONSO SHOUTS)
471
00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:35,207
You and Estupido have no chance.
The fat makes us stronger.
472
00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:38,211
Your sister did mention that
when she ratted you out.
473
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:39,440
You're lying.
474
00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:40,848
(RATTLING)
475
00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:51,388
I guess,
after you killed her husband...
476
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,822
you were too monstrous
even for her.
477
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:58,231
(YELLING, GRUNTING)
478
00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:14,341
(GRUNTS)
479
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:17,250
(GROANS)
480
00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:22,518
(HISSING)
481
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,653
(GROANING ,CHOKING)
482
00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:29,726
(SAM GROANS)
483
00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,768
(HISSING SOUND)
484
00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:37,536
(PANTING)
485
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,874
MAN: We'll let you know
if we need any other information.
486
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:52,013
- WOMAN: Okay.
- Thanks for everything. Appreciate it.
487
00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:06,026
- Hey.
- What did you tell the sheriff?
488
00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:09,968
The usual.
Psycho killer on the loose.
489
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:13,632
They, uh... usually buy it.
490
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:17,570
I lost my whole family today.
491
00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:20,805
I'm so sorry.
492
00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:24,648
Can I steal you a sec?
493
00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:35,393
Yeah, once this place clears out,
got to make this a family affair.
494
00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:38,830
Wait, Dean.
We're not gonna kill Maritza.
495
00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:43,098
- She's a monster.
- Yeah, who saved our asses.
496
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,764
You said that you wanted
to keep things strictly business.
497
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:50,106
Well, last I checked, we were
in the business of killing monsters.
498
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:53,010
I wanted to keep things
strictly business between us.
499
00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:57,350
But I still have a heart
500
00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:58,852
What if I had crossed paths
with a hunter
501
00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:00,921
back when I was possessed by Gadreel?
502
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:02,820
I could've ended up dead too.
Would I have deserved that?
503
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,426
Would I have deserved to die?
504
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,698
So, a one- way ticket to Peru?
505
00:38:44,889 --> 00:38:47,392
- I'm hitting it.
- Yeah. Hey.
506
00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:52,971
- Yeah?
- About what you said the other day.
507
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,312
I thought it didn't bother you.
508
00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:59,414
You know, Sam,
I saved your hide back there.
509
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,012
And I saved your hide at that church.
510
00:39:04,242 --> 00:39:06,188
And the hospital.
511
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,086
I may not think things
all the way through.
512
00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:14,424
Okay, but what I do,
I do because it's the right thing.
513
00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:18,328
I'd do it again.
514
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:24,668
And that... is the problem.
515
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:29,341
You think you're my savior,
my brother, the hero.
516
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,844
You swoop in
and even when you mess up,
517
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:35,075
you think what you're doing
is worth it
518
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:40,588
because you've convinced yourself
you're doing more good than bad.
519
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,419
But you're not.
520
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:46,892
I mean, Kevin's dead.
Crowley's in the wind.
521
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,224
We're no closer
to beating this angel thing.
522
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,695
Please, tell me:
523
00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:53,529
What is the upside
of me being alive?
524
00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:57,298
Are you kidding me?
525
00:39:57,462 --> 00:40:01,205
You and me,
fighting the good fight together.
526
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,072
Okay.
527
00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:13,152
Just once, be honest with me.
528
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:20,162
You didn't save me for me.
You did it for you.
529
00:40:20,318 --> 00:40:21,661
What are you talking about?
530
00:40:21,819 --> 00:40:26,268
I was ready to die, I was ready.
I should have died.
531
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,997
But you,
you didn't want to be alone.
532
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:32,938
And that's what
all this boils down to.
533
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,667
You can't stand the thought
of being alone.
534
00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:36,334
- All right.
- I'll give you this much:
535
00:40:36,501 --> 00:40:39,505
You are certainly willing
to do the sacrificing...
536
00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:42,777
as long as you're not the one
being hurt.
537
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:47,122
All right, you want to be honest?
538
00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:53,155
If the situation were reversed
and I was dying,
539
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:54,763
you'd do the same thing.
540
00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:03,632
No, Dean, I wouldn't.
541
00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:10,039
Same circumstances, I wouldn't.
542
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,382
I'm gonna get to bed.
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543
00:42:02,653 --> 00:42:04,599
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