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Something's broken here.
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I'm not saying
that it's not. I...
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We don't... see things
the same way anymore...
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Our roles in this whole thing.
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I can't trust you.
We are family.
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You say that
like it's some sort of cure-all,
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like it can change the fact
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that everything that has
ever gone wrong between us
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has been because we're family.
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15, 14, 13, 12...
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11, 10, 9...
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8, 7...
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6, 5...
No chipmunking allowed!
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Swallow or you're disqualified!
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...2, 1...
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Looks like we got a wiener!
Yeah!
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He cheated!
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Hey, back off, Skeletor.
I won fair and square.
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Like hell you did, Jabba!
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I saw you slip a hot dog in your pocket!
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Well, I hate to break it to you, pal,
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but that's no hot dog.
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Audience:
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♪ Supernatural 9x13 ♪ The Purge
Original Air Date on February 4, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You go to bed last night?
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What? No.
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No, "Rudy" was on.
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"Unforgiven," and then I was
too jacked to sleep,
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so... research.
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Gadreel?
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And Metatron and the mark of Cain and...
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Crickets.
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I did find us a case, though.
Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, was a strange death
in Stillwater, Minnesota.
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A competitive eater died
after a hot dog-eating contest.
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So, what? Death by tube steak?
If only.
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He got attacked in
his car, but, get this...
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he shrunk from 300 pounds to 90 pounds.
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Witchcraft?
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Or a heavy-duty laxative.
You game?
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Yeah.
Good.
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Looks like it's a whore's bath
for me. I'll be ready in five.
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You sure you're okay, Dean?
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Why wouldn't I be?
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'Cause...
I don't know you...
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This isn't about what
I said the other day, is it?
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Oh, about that we're
not supposed to be brothers?
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No, don't flatter yourself.
I don't break that easy.
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Oh, good, 'cause I was just being honest.
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Oh, yeah. No, I got
that loud and clear.
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Thanks for your patience, agents.
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Coroner's report finally came in.
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All right, thank you.
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All right, let's see.
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Did Wayne McNut really weigh 300 pounds
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just moments before time of death?
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316 to be exact.
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And the official cause of death?
Cardiac arrest.
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But between you and me,
that's just a guess.
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The vic suffered massive organ damage.
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Here you go, Jenny.
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Ruptured spleen,
pierced liver, collapsed lung.
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Looked like everything was just
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Sucked right out of him.
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Like he'd been hoovered?
Yeah.
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Yeah, you know, I got
to be honest, fellas...
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We're stumped.
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This type of thing just
doesn't happen in Stillwater.
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Now, did Wayne have any enemies?
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More like an unfriendly rivalry.
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A guy named "Slim Jim" Morgan.
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Like Wayne,
he was pretty well-known
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in the competitive-eatin'
circuit.
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Competitive-eating circuit?
Is that a big thing out here?
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Oh, yeah.
You betcha.
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Folks take it real seriously...
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train for months.
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Eat all sorts of wackadoo stuff,
you know, like...
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Baked beans, buff wings, butter.
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Butter?
Yeah.
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Sometimes deep-fried.
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This year alone,
Wayne won the Butter Bowl,
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the Wing Ding, and Shrimptasia.
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Anyhoo, point being, Wayne McNut
was the only one Slim Jim
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couldn't beat in
the whole Great Lakes region.
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So is he a suspect?
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We checked him out, but Slim Jim
was in the Hot Doggery
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at the time of Wayne's death,
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and we got 15 witnesses to prove it.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Training.
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When I gear up for
a competition, I eat lettuce...
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stretches the stomach.
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Yet another reason
to stay away from salads.
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How well did you know Wayne McNut?
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Well, well enough to know
he was a weasel and a cheat.
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I hate to say it,
but, karma's a bitch.
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This is interesting.
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Mala's
good-luck charms.
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And Mala is...?
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My old lady.
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Is your old lady superstitious?
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Yeah.
She's Romanichal.
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Romanichal?
Gypsy.
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But don't call her that.
She says it's reductive.
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But I think it's a compliment.
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I mean, gypsies are all the rage on TV...
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"My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding,"
"Gypsy Sisters"...
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"Keeping up
with the Kardashians."
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Um
you mind if I use your bathroom?
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Yeah, go ahead.
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But use the one upstairs at the back.
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Mala's taking a shower in ours.
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Right.
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Did you really lose
the "Wiener Winner" by one dog?
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Yeah.
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And what are we talkin'?
Six inches? Foot-long?
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Look, agent. Am I a suspect
here or what?
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'Cause unless you got a warrant...
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You, ready to go?
Yeah.
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Mr. Morgan,
thank you for your time.
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If you remember anything else,
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this is our number and
where we're staying locally.
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All right, so, we got what
appears to be Wayne McNut's hair
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and...
a bag full of weird.
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In Romanichal culture, the pouch
is called a putsi bag.
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It's used for hexes.
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Okay, so, what?
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Mala's putting hexes
on hubby's competition?
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I mean, what do we got ourselves?
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A "thinner" sitch here?
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Slim Jim might not even know.
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Hi.
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I believe you have something of mine.
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Kill Wayne?
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I loved him!
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So... you were...
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Yes. Okay?
We were having an affair...
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for years, actually.
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I don't mean to be rude...
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But how is it that Wayne McNut
is your type?
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I mean, you're married to a man
who's barely a buck... wet.
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What can I say?
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Sometimes it's nice to feel a little give.
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Oh.
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Yeah, I get that... a little
extra cushion for the...
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Help me understand something.
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If you loved Wayne,
why did you put a curse on him?
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It wasn't a curse.
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Putsi bags are also used for blessings.
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I wanted Wayne to win.
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Plan was, take the prize money,
get a quickie divorce,
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and then tie the knot in Orlando.
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Wayne used to call me
his "Princess Jasmine."
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♪ Love lifts us up where we belong ♪
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♪ where the eagles cry
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♪ on a mountain high
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♪ Love lifts us up where we belong ♪
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♪ far from the world below
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♪ up where...
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I gained weight?
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How is that even possible?
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Hello?
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Anyone there?
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Let's try this again.
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Any idea what the vic weighed beforehand?
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165.
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So...180.
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Known fact... all women lie
about their weight and age.
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Wait, you told that waitress
the other day you were 29.
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Need anything else, agents?
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Yeah, is Sheriff Hanscum around?
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Sorry. She's out
for the rest of the week.
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Hell of a time to take a vacation, right?
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Okay, so, we have two victims,
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with seemingly nothing
in common except...
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a love for eclairs.
Check this out.
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What is that?
A birthmark?
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So the weight had to
come off somehow, right?
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What if it's a suction mark?
A suction mark?
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Okay.
Changeling?
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Yeah, but changelings
don't take over kids.
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Neither of the vics had any.
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And we don't know if Wayne McNut
had a suction mark.
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Unless we missed it.
Yeah.
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Well, we should, split up.
One of us should hit the morgue.
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The other should stay here
and question the staff.
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I'll stay.
Ain't gonna happen.
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Why?
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Because you're weird around girls.
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What does that mean, weird?
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You're awkward. You know,
weird... Sam Weird.
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Sorry, man.
I'm just being honest.
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So, you were scheduled
to close the gym last night?
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Yeah, but I didn't exactly lock up.
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Carol was still working out,
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and I had a date.
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I didn't want to
shortchange her, you know?
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I mean, the poor girl
has been working so hard
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to lose weight for her wedding.
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I slipped her the key,
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and I told her to lock up on her way out.
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Oh, it's all my fault.
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Hey.
Find anything at the morgue?
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Yeah.
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So, Wayne was banged up pretty bad.
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But on the back of his neck,
just below his hairline...
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suction mark...
identical to Carol's.
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Okay, so, they both had marks,
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just like the hot trainer at Rollz.
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But she was skinny...
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and alive.
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And just recently lost a ton of weight.
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When I asked her
about the mark, she...
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she clammed up, got all embarrassed.
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So, I did some checking.
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And it turns out that she took
a couple of "me" days
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last month and, went here.
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Canyon Valley?
Yeah.
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When you look in the mirror,
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do you recognize the fat person
staring back at you?
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Have you tried every fad diet,
every fitness trend out there,
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but nothing seems to work?
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Here at Canyon Valley,
we guarantee weight loss
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with no surgery...
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No extreme dieting...
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...and no intensive
workout regimen.
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Guaranteed results in one week!
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You can reach
your weight-loss goals.
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We did.
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But only if you reach for the phone
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and call Canyon Valley...
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Now.
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How far away is that place?
Couple of hours.
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We were really, really moved
by the online testimonials.
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Oh, yeah.
That was some powerful stuff.
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And you boys are both
certified personal trainers?
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Yeah.
Yeah, personal training brothers.
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Kind of like Hans and Franz,
but, less German.
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And you're certified in...
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Makin' people sweat!
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Yeah. Kickin' ass
and takin' names!
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That's how we do!
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To clarify, what my
brother's trying to say is,
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w-w-we both have a passion
for-for fitness
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and helping people.
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Oh, us too.
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In fact, that's how we first met.
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I was Maritza's first client back in Peru.
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I was on a student visa...
homesick, stressed,
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eating my troubles away.
Oh, he was the size of a casa.
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Oh, it's true!
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I was one empanada away
from a heart attack.
257
00:16:31,779 --> 00:16:34,579
But then this...
gorgeous godsend
258
00:16:34,581 --> 00:16:37,816
made me the lean, mean,
fighting machine I am today.
259
00:16:39,036 --> 00:16:40,869
Ho!
260
00:16:43,689 --> 00:16:44,689
Oh.
261
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:48,410
But I digress.
262
00:16:48,412 --> 00:16:51,329
Now, the good news is, we are hiring.
263
00:16:51,331 --> 00:16:55,333
The bad news is, there's only
one trainer position available.
264
00:16:57,353 --> 00:17:00,172
How do you feel about working
in another department?
265
00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,066
Nice shorts.
266
00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:12,767
Nice hairnet.
267
00:17:12,769 --> 00:17:14,719
Yeah, why do I got to be the lunch lady?
268
00:17:14,721 --> 00:17:16,938
Since when have you ever complained
about being around food?
269
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:19,891
- Okay, this is not food.
- Hey, new guy.
270
00:17:19,893 --> 00:17:23,078
Quit flirtin' with the trainer
and keep scoopin'?
271
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:27,115
It's all right.
My... Ashtanga yoga class
272
00:17:27,117 --> 00:17:29,067
starts in five minutes.
273
00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:31,336
How the hell do you know
anything about yoga?
274
00:17:31,338 --> 00:17:33,905
You're not the only one
who's ever dated someone bendy.
275
00:17:36,926 --> 00:17:39,010
Hey, you have any oatmeal?
276
00:17:39,012 --> 00:17:40,712
Yeah, I wish.
277
00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:43,632
No, but we have, something
that's tofu over there.
278
00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:46,685
I... what is that?
It's a pancake. It's tofu.
279
00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:56,478
I feel like a baby asking this, but...
280
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,930
Will the treatment hurt?
Not at all.
281
00:17:58,932 --> 00:18:02,234
The only drawback of cupping is,
it leaves a suction mark.
282
00:18:02,236 --> 00:18:03,535
It can bruise a little.
283
00:18:05,204 --> 00:18:07,438
Cupping?
284
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:11,042
Yes, ancient Chinese secret.
All the celebrities do it.
285
00:18:11,044 --> 00:18:14,045
It draws out toxins, boosts metabolism.
286
00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:15,864
You'll feel good.
287
00:18:15,866 --> 00:18:18,466
Who knew?
288
00:18:20,254 --> 00:18:22,604
Oh, excuse me.
289
00:18:22,606 --> 00:18:25,807
It's just so relaxing in here.
290
00:18:25,809 --> 00:18:27,342
It's the aromatherapy.
291
00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:29,227
The lavender really packs a punch.
292
00:18:32,498 --> 00:18:35,550
Geez.
293
00:18:35,552 --> 00:18:38,253
That's wa-a-a-rm.
294
00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:44,739
Flojo.
295
00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:47,491
You got time to lean,
you got time to clean?
296
00:19:47,493 --> 00:19:50,160
I'm starving.
What do we get to eat?
297
00:19:50,162 --> 00:19:53,447
Same as the clients.
They expect us to eat this rabbit food?
298
00:19:53,449 --> 00:19:55,833
It's not rabbit food.
It's super food.
299
00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:58,502
I'm not eating it.
300
00:20:01,706 --> 00:20:04,625
At Canyon Valley, we're supposed
to lead by example.
301
00:20:05,343 --> 00:20:08,028
This is leading by example?
302
00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:10,180
It's not for us, stupido.
It's for the clients.
303
00:20:10,182 --> 00:20:12,599
They're allowed to have
pudding on their spa day.
304
00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:16,270
It's like a... a last hurrah
before the real work starts.
305
00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:21,241
Get to work.
306
00:20:21,243 --> 00:20:22,693
- Hey, Frank.
- Yeah?
307
00:20:22,695 --> 00:20:24,644
We need to order more asparagus.
Okay.
308
00:20:41,263 --> 00:20:43,180
What do you know?
309
00:20:43,182 --> 00:20:45,632
Looks like it's my "spa day," too.
310
00:20:52,892 --> 00:20:55,692
Okay, good job, guys.
Go to...
311
00:20:55,694 --> 00:20:57,694
Downward dog.
312
00:20:57,696 --> 00:21:00,030
Hold for five minutes.
313
00:21:00,032 --> 00:21:02,282
Five minutes?
314
00:21:02,284 --> 00:21:04,284
It's usually 30 seconds.
315
00:21:04,286 --> 00:21:06,120
Right. Yeah, 30 seconds.
316
00:21:06,122 --> 00:21:07,154
That's what...
that's what I mean.
317
00:21:07,156 --> 00:21:09,373
Okay, I'll just come around,
318
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,125
make sure everybody's form is okay,
319
00:21:11,127 --> 00:21:13,243
make sure you're,
keeping your cores tight,
320
00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:15,212
and, your...
321
00:21:23,304 --> 00:21:26,373
good job. Great.
322
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:28,926
Straighten that back out.
323
00:21:59,592 --> 00:22:02,676
Well done today! Good job!
324
00:22:02,678 --> 00:22:04,911
Good work, guys!
Good work!
325
00:22:04,913 --> 00:22:06,580
Namaste!
326
00:22:06,582 --> 00:22:09,266
Okay. Good work.
See you all soon.
327
00:22:09,268 --> 00:22:11,051
Good job.
328
00:22:15,607 --> 00:22:19,526
How was class?
It was... great.
329
00:22:19,528 --> 00:22:21,028
Yeah.
330
00:22:23,097 --> 00:22:24,481
Agent Frehley?
331
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:26,984
What are you doing here?
332
00:22:26,986 --> 00:22:29,153
Agent Frehley?
333
00:22:29,155 --> 00:22:31,989
I-I-I don't know. She must
be pretty out of it?
334
00:22:31,991 --> 00:22:34,774
Oh, excuse me.
335
00:22:34,776 --> 00:22:36,460
Sorry.
336
00:22:36,462 --> 00:22:39,279
I got to get this.
Yeah?
337
00:22:39,281 --> 00:22:40,797
Have a good one.
338
00:22:41,633 --> 00:22:43,500
Sammy.
339
00:22:43,502 --> 00:22:44,635
Dean?
340
00:22:44,637 --> 00:22:47,004
What's wrong with you?
I need your help.
341
00:22:47,006 --> 00:22:49,590
Where are you?
Dean?!
342
00:22:52,894 --> 00:22:54,428
Sweet potatoes.
343
00:22:55,513 --> 00:22:56,897
Sw...
344
00:23:04,272 --> 00:23:06,139
Dean?
345
00:23:24,092 --> 00:23:25,959
Dean!
346
00:23:33,601 --> 00:23:35,469
Dean?
347
00:23:38,356 --> 00:23:41,058
- Dean!
- Sammy.
348
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,611
Dean! Hey! Hey!
349
00:23:44,613 --> 00:23:46,029
Wake up!
350
00:23:46,031 --> 00:23:48,348
What took you so long?
351
00:23:48,350 --> 00:23:50,951
What the hell happened?!
I was drugged.
352
00:23:50,953 --> 00:23:53,153
Dru... what?
Pudding.
353
00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:55,289
It was supposed to be for the clients,
354
00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:56,657
but I couldn't resist.
355
00:23:56,659 --> 00:23:58,575
What, salted caramel?
356
00:23:58,577 --> 00:24:01,027
Yeah, man.
The best of both worlds...
357
00:24:01,029 --> 00:24:02,629
salty and sweet.
358
00:24:02,631 --> 00:24:04,381
Right.
359
00:24:04,383 --> 00:24:05,916
All right, you stay here.
360
00:24:05,918 --> 00:24:07,918
No, no, I'm gonna come with you.
361
00:24:09,921 --> 00:24:12,556
Go ahead, man.
I'll catch up.
362
00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:24,318
Hey.
363
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,819
Did you make the pudding?
364
00:24:25,821 --> 00:24:27,721
Depends.
On what?
365
00:24:27,723 --> 00:24:29,690
Whether you liked it or not.
366
00:24:30,742 --> 00:24:33,827
What's in it?
Relax, Jack Lalanne.
367
00:24:33,829 --> 00:24:36,747
It's low-cal.
Nonfat milk, sea salt...
368
00:24:36,749 --> 00:24:38,865
No, no.
Not the ingredients.
369
00:24:38,867 --> 00:24:40,667
The something extra.
370
00:24:40,669 --> 00:24:43,704
Chill, man.
Supplements, okay?
371
00:24:44,739 --> 00:24:47,124
- What kind of supplements?
- Here. Hey.
372
00:24:47,126 --> 00:24:50,460
To boost metabolism,
373
00:24:50,462 --> 00:24:52,763
per Larry and Maritza.
374
00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:57,551
These aren't "supplements",
they're roofies.
375
00:24:57,553 --> 00:24:59,753
What? How do you know
what roofies look like?
376
00:24:59,755 --> 00:25:01,254
How do you not know?
377
00:25:01,256 --> 00:25:04,141
You think I want to end up
in a hotel bathtub
378
00:25:04,143 --> 00:25:06,143
with my kidney carved out?
379
00:25:06,145 --> 00:25:07,927
In Chechnya?
380
00:25:09,565 --> 00:25:12,449
Did you find
anything out in the yoga?
381
00:25:12,451 --> 00:25:15,018
Yeah. Yeah. "Invasion
of the Body Snatchers."
382
00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:16,820
Every single person in class
383
00:25:16,822 --> 00:25:19,539
had one of those
freaky-ass suction marks.
384
00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:22,442
What the hell's goin' on here?
385
00:25:22,444 --> 00:25:25,212
You know, I didn't mean
to bail on you fellas,
386
00:25:25,214 --> 00:25:26,997
but I've been waiting over six months
387
00:25:26,999 --> 00:25:28,382
to get into Canyon Valley.
388
00:25:28,384 --> 00:25:30,400
And let me tell ya, it was worth it.
389
00:25:31,753 --> 00:25:33,870
I already lost 10 pounds!
390
00:25:33,872 --> 00:25:35,789
In... in one day?
391
00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:38,458
No offense, Sheriff...
'cause you look great...
392
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,310
um, but aren't you the least bit curious
393
00:25:40,312 --> 00:25:42,012
as to how you dropped 10 in a day?
394
00:25:42,014 --> 00:25:43,313
Well, to tell you the truth, Agent,
395
00:25:43,315 --> 00:25:45,349
I don't really give
a flyin' fudge.
396
00:25:49,136 --> 00:25:52,439
My husband, Doug, left me last year
397
00:25:53,974 --> 00:25:56,810
'cause he said I loved
cookie-dough milkshakes
398
00:25:56,812 --> 00:25:58,395
more than him.
399
00:25:58,397 --> 00:25:59,913
Sorry to hear that.
400
00:25:59,915 --> 00:26:02,699
Yeah, Doug's a dick.
401
00:26:02,701 --> 00:26:04,217
You deserve better.
402
00:26:04,219 --> 00:26:05,635
Thanks.
403
00:26:05,637 --> 00:26:08,288
But he was right.
404
00:26:09,674 --> 00:26:13,877
That was a dark time for me.
405
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,964
Whoever said you eat your pain?
406
00:26:17,966 --> 00:26:21,218
Not me. I guzzled it.
407
00:26:23,271 --> 00:26:24,888
Anyhoo...
408
00:26:25,857 --> 00:26:29,559
I guess I just wanted
to feel pretty again.
409
00:26:29,561 --> 00:26:32,095
And Canyon Valley did that.
410
00:26:33,781 --> 00:26:35,816
Only question is...
411
00:26:35,818 --> 00:26:37,734
What are you doing here?
412
00:26:37,736 --> 00:26:39,820
We're...
413
00:26:39,822 --> 00:26:40,821
We're undercover.
414
00:26:40,823 --> 00:26:43,657
Yeah.
Sort of got that.
415
00:26:44,742 --> 00:26:47,494
We think that there's a
connection between Canyon Valley
416
00:26:47,496 --> 00:26:49,062
and the murders in town.
417
00:26:49,064 --> 00:26:52,082
What kind of connection?
418
00:26:52,084 --> 00:26:55,085
Suction marks.
419
00:26:55,087 --> 00:26:57,304
You mean like this?
420
00:26:58,506 --> 00:27:01,725
Yeah. Where did that come from?
My spa treatment.
421
00:27:01,727 --> 00:27:03,560
Cupping.
Cupping?
422
00:27:03,562 --> 00:27:05,445
Yeah. You know,
I thought it was gonna hurt,
423
00:27:05,447 --> 00:27:08,064
but honestly, I snoozed
through the whole thing.
424
00:27:08,066 --> 00:27:10,650
By the time I woke up,
I was down two dress sizes.
425
00:27:10,652 --> 00:27:14,187
Before the cupping,
did you eat any pudding?
426
00:27:14,189 --> 00:27:15,489
Darn tootin'.
427
00:27:15,491 --> 00:27:17,274
Licked the bowl clean.
428
00:27:17,276 --> 00:27:19,993
Donna, do you remember
who did this treatment?
429
00:27:19,995 --> 00:27:21,278
Oh, yeah.
430
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,163
You betcha.
431
00:27:24,899 --> 00:27:27,083
Evelyn, you are looking great.
432
00:27:27,085 --> 00:27:29,085
Just 10 more pounds till your goal weight.
433
00:27:29,087 --> 00:27:31,705
Do you mind if I borrow my wife for a sec?
434
00:27:31,707 --> 00:27:33,239
I'll be back.
435
00:27:34,226 --> 00:27:35,842
Looking good, ladies.
436
00:27:35,844 --> 00:27:37,511
Thank you.
437
00:27:37,513 --> 00:27:39,763
The new guys aren't personal trainers.
438
00:27:39,765 --> 00:27:41,298
What are you talking about?
I did a little digging.
439
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,967
I found this in their glove compartment.
440
00:27:43,969 --> 00:27:46,720
They're Feds?
Worse.
441
00:27:46,722 --> 00:27:47,921
They're hunters.
442
00:27:47,923 --> 00:27:50,106
Why are hunters here?
443
00:27:50,108 --> 00:27:52,776
Maybe because of this.
444
00:27:54,862 --> 00:27:56,613
Oh, my God.
445
00:27:57,648 --> 00:27:59,866
Do you think...
I do.
446
00:27:59,868 --> 00:28:01,651
What are we going to do?
Relax. I'll take care of it.
447
00:28:01,653 --> 00:28:03,320
Just get rid of the evidence.
448
00:28:51,919 --> 00:28:55,154
Okay, I'm no health nut, but that...
449
00:28:55,156 --> 00:28:57,156
is just wrong.
450
00:29:00,845 --> 00:29:02,379
All right, talk.
451
00:29:02,381 --> 00:29:06,132
This isn't what you think.
I'm not a killer.
452
00:29:06,134 --> 00:29:08,268
Well, then, what are you?
453
00:29:08,270 --> 00:29:10,336
I'm a Pishtaco.
454
00:29:11,322 --> 00:29:13,273
A fish taco?
A Pishtaco.
455
00:29:13,275 --> 00:29:16,560
It means "Peruvian fat sucker".
456
00:29:17,695 --> 00:29:19,696
Never heard of it.
So, what, you're like vamps
457
00:29:19,698 --> 00:29:22,315
with a sweet tooth for cellulite?
458
00:29:22,317 --> 00:29:23,984
Vampires kill.
459
00:29:23,986 --> 00:29:26,319
We're just...
Parasites.
460
00:29:26,321 --> 00:29:27,687
Oh, well, in that case...
461
00:29:27,689 --> 00:29:29,573
Look, I would never hurt anybody!
462
00:29:29,575 --> 00:29:33,910
Okay, this... this is why Larry
and I started Canyon Valley.
463
00:29:33,912 --> 00:29:35,879
We could help people lose weight,
464
00:29:35,881 --> 00:29:38,582
and I could feed.
465
00:29:38,584 --> 00:29:39,265
It was a win-win.
466
00:29:39,285 --> 00:29:41,702
Yeah, except for
the two you dysoned to death.
467
00:29:41,703 --> 00:29:44,471
That wasn't me.
Well, then who was it?
468
00:29:48,259 --> 00:29:50,043
Alonso.
469
00:29:50,761 --> 00:29:52,896
The dude from the cafeteria?
470
00:29:54,765 --> 00:29:56,816
He's my brother.
471
00:30:02,407 --> 00:30:04,390
I knew you were a lost cause.
472
00:30:04,392 --> 00:30:05,892
Unlike your sister, you're weak.
473
00:30:05,894 --> 00:30:08,394
Good to see you, too, Larry.
How could you do this to her?
474
00:30:08,396 --> 00:30:10,580
To us?
Do what?
475
00:30:13,117 --> 00:30:14,751
This.
476
00:30:17,922 --> 00:30:20,123
Oh, that.
477
00:30:20,125 --> 00:30:22,342
Oh yeah, that.
478
00:30:22,344 --> 00:30:24,294
You know what that means?
479
00:30:26,098 --> 00:30:27,597
Now there are hunters here!
480
00:30:27,599 --> 00:30:29,248
It's your fault, blanco!
481
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:31,935
If you didn't starve me, maybe...
Listen, freak!
482
00:30:33,054 --> 00:30:36,556
Your sister and I spent years
building this operation.
483
00:30:36,558 --> 00:30:40,026
And if you think I'm gonna let
your gluttony destroy it,
484
00:30:40,028 --> 00:30:41,895
you got another thing coming.
485
00:30:41,897 --> 00:30:43,396
I want you out.
486
00:30:43,398 --> 00:30:45,865
Now.
I'm not leaving Maritza.
487
00:30:45,867 --> 00:30:47,817
Well, I got news for you, pal.
488
00:30:47,819 --> 00:30:50,436
She doesn't want you here, either.
489
00:30:50,438 --> 00:30:52,438
Either you leave...
490
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,457
or I'll make you.
491
00:31:25,107 --> 00:31:27,874
I brought Alonso here from Peru
492
00:31:27,876 --> 00:31:30,794
to show him a better way,
493
00:31:30,796 --> 00:31:34,214
a more civilized way.
494
00:31:34,966 --> 00:31:37,467
One where we weren't monsters.
495
00:31:39,454 --> 00:31:43,890
That the secret to coexisting
with humans was just...
496
00:31:43,892 --> 00:31:45,959
eating enough to get by.
497
00:31:45,961 --> 00:31:47,427
Let me guess.
498
00:31:47,429 --> 00:31:50,397
Alonso wasn't a big fan
of portion control, was he?
499
00:31:50,399 --> 00:31:52,099
No.
500
00:31:53,768 --> 00:31:59,006
During a routine treatment,
he almost killed a client.
501
00:31:59,008 --> 00:32:02,075
He sucked out too much fat.
502
00:32:02,077 --> 00:32:05,312
I demoted him to kitchen duty...
503
00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:08,665
no human contact, just fat from a jar.
504
00:32:10,318 --> 00:32:13,603
But he said the more I deprived him,
505
00:32:13,605 --> 00:32:15,622
the hungrier he got.
506
00:32:18,344 --> 00:32:21,979
And now three people are dead.
507
00:32:22,714 --> 00:32:26,300
My husband...
508
00:32:28,052 --> 00:32:30,503
Where's Alonso right now?
509
00:32:31,856 --> 00:32:34,224
The... the basement?
510
00:32:34,226 --> 00:32:37,561
That's... that's where he spends
most of his time now.
511
00:32:39,614 --> 00:32:42,182
What about her?
512
00:32:43,401 --> 00:32:46,486
Well, till we figure out
which side she's on,
513
00:32:46,488 --> 00:32:49,356
she stays put.
I am on your side.
514
00:32:53,044 --> 00:32:55,162
Okay.
Then how do we kill him?
515
00:35:37,576 --> 00:35:40,911
You and stupido have no chance.
The fat makes us stronger.
516
00:35:40,913 --> 00:35:43,914
Your sister didn't mention that
when she ratted you out.
517
00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:45,382
You're lying!
518
00:35:54,592 --> 00:35:57,294
I guess after you killed her husband...
519
00:35:59,413 --> 00:36:01,598
you were too monstrous, even for her.
520
00:36:53,654 --> 00:36:56,822
We'll let you know if
we need any other information.
521
00:36:56,824 --> 00:37:00,025
Thanks for everything.
Appreciate it.
522
00:37:08,085 --> 00:37:09,802
Hey.
523
00:37:10,754 --> 00:37:13,439
What did you tell the sheriff?
524
00:37:13,441 --> 00:37:17,376
The usual...
psycho killer on the loose.
525
00:37:17,378 --> 00:37:18,844
They...
526
00:37:18,846 --> 00:37:21,013
usually buy it.
527
00:37:21,015 --> 00:37:25,151
I lost my whole family today.
528
00:37:26,186 --> 00:37:28,354
I'm so sorry.
I...
529
00:37:30,157 --> 00:37:32,191
Can I steal you a sec?
530
00:37:38,365 --> 00:37:40,750
Once this place clears out,
531
00:37:40,752 --> 00:37:42,618
we're gonna make this a family affair.
532
00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:44,236
Wait, Dean.
533
00:37:44,238 --> 00:37:46,455
We're not gonna kill Maritza.
534
00:37:47,424 --> 00:37:50,543
She's a monster.
Yeah, who saved our asses.
535
00:37:50,545 --> 00:37:53,245
You said that you wanted to
keep things strictly business.
536
00:37:53,247 --> 00:37:54,597
Well, last I checked,
537
00:37:54,599 --> 00:37:57,183
we were in the business
of killing monsters.
538
00:37:57,185 --> 00:38:00,586
I wanted to keep things
strictly business between us.
539
00:38:02,306 --> 00:38:04,056
But I still have a heart.
540
00:38:04,058 --> 00:38:05,942
What if I had crossed paths with a hunter
541
00:38:05,944 --> 00:38:08,361
back when I was possessed by Gadreel?
542
00:38:08,363 --> 00:38:09,729
I could've ended up dead, too.
543
00:38:09,731 --> 00:38:12,031
Would I have deserved that?
Would I have deserved to die?
544
00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:22,274
So, one-way ticket
to Peru?
545
00:38:51,271 --> 00:38:53,639
I'm hitting it.
Yeah.
546
00:38:53,641 --> 00:38:55,024
Hey.
547
00:38:56,026 --> 00:38:57,610
Yeah?
548
00:38:57,612 --> 00:39:00,363
About what you said the other day.
549
00:39:00,365 --> 00:39:03,482
I thought it didn't bother you.
550
00:39:03,484 --> 00:39:07,053
You know, Sam, I saved
your hide back there.
551
00:39:08,121 --> 00:39:10,489
And I saved your hide at that church...
552
00:39:10,491 --> 00:39:13,626
And the hospital.
553
00:39:13,628 --> 00:39:16,579
I may not think things
all the way through.
554
00:39:16,581 --> 00:39:18,964
Okay?
But what I do,
555
00:39:18,966 --> 00:39:22,051
I do because it's the right thing.
556
00:39:23,353 --> 00:39:25,554
I'd do it again.
557
00:39:28,007 --> 00:39:29,692
And that...
558
00:39:29,694 --> 00:39:32,278
is the problem.
559
00:39:33,730 --> 00:39:36,732
Y-you think you're my savior,
m-my brother, the hero.
560
00:39:36,734 --> 00:39:39,085
You swoop in, and even when you mess up,
561
00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:42,455
you think what you're doing is worth it
562
00:39:42,457 --> 00:39:44,123
because you've convinced yourself
563
00:39:44,125 --> 00:39:47,376
you're doing more good than bad...
564
00:39:48,979 --> 00:39:50,696
But you're not.
565
00:39:51,715 --> 00:39:54,300
I mean, Kevin's dead,
Crowley's in the wind...
566
00:39:54,302 --> 00:39:56,535
We're no closer to beating
this angel thing.
567
00:39:56,537 --> 00:40:01,140
Please tell me, what is
the upside of me being alive?
568
00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:03,509
You kidding me?
569
00:40:04,745 --> 00:40:08,597
You and me... fighting
the good fight together.
570
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,688
Okay.
571
00:40:17,574 --> 00:40:20,776
Just once, be honest with me.
572
00:40:21,528 --> 00:40:25,231
You didn't save me for me.
573
00:40:25,233 --> 00:40:27,566
You did it for you.
574
00:40:27,568 --> 00:40:29,085
What are you talkin' about?
575
00:40:29,087 --> 00:40:31,871
I was ready to die.
I was ready.
576
00:40:31,873 --> 00:40:33,706
I should have died,
577
00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:35,708
but you...
578
00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:37,426
You didn't want to be alone,
579
00:40:37,428 --> 00:40:40,346
and that's what all this boils down to.
580
00:40:40,348 --> 00:40:42,080
You can't stand
the thought of being alone.
581
00:40:42,082 --> 00:40:43,916
All right.
I'll give you this much.
582
00:40:43,918 --> 00:40:46,552
You are certainly willing
to do the sacrificing
583
00:40:46,554 --> 00:40:49,271
as long as you're not the one being hurt.
584
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:54,727
All right, you want to be honest?
585
00:40:55,762 --> 00:40:59,765
If the situation were reversed
and I was dying,
586
00:40:59,767 --> 00:41:02,368
you'd do the same thing.
587
00:41:06,123 --> 00:41:08,257
No, Dean.
588
00:41:09,543 --> 00:41:11,243
I wouldn't.
589
00:41:12,712 --> 00:41:15,231
Same circumstances...
590
00:41:15,233 --> 00:41:17,616
I wouldn't.
591
00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:29,311
I'm gonna get to bed.
592
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:48,168
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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