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This is why I buy my food
from gas stations, Jess.
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Nick, you knocked over a
wheelbarrow full of fruit,
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and then you actually
skipped away.
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Guys, I'm trying to
concentrate, okay?
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The LAPD does not offer entrance
exams every single day.
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Just Mondays and Fridays. But
I am not waiting till Friday.
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- Hey, why do you have so
much fruit? - Because this one
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ran into his ex-girlfriend
at the farmer's market.
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Nick?
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Hey! No way!
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Caroline of my past. What
a pleasant surprise.
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My ex-lover... No!
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I don't deal with exes.
They're part of the past.
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You burn 'em swiftly and you
give their ashes to Poseidon.
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I'm really good
friends with Berkley,
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and we had a terrible
breakup... Come on, what?
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You have a good relationship with
him because he wants to bone you.
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He's a stay-at-home dad. His entire
life revolves around his family.
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He's the most emotionally
evolved person I know.
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And I'm sure his favorite emotion is
the emotion of wanting to bone you.
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That's not an emotion.
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Possible sex is the only reason people
stay "friends" with their exes.
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- Come on.
- Back me up, Winnie the Bish.
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Yeah, that's true. I mean,
I'm friends with all my exes...
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- See?
- ...families.
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- Ha-ha! See? - I still send
Shelby's dad a Father's Day card,
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and he still sends me five
bucks on my birthday.
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- What is wrong with you?
- That's nice. - Hey, guys.
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- I bet Coach is friends
with his exes. - No.
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- Oh, for sure, yeah.
- Yeah! I'm right!
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- For sex. - No!
- Ha-ha! I'm right!
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Can't spell "sex"
without the "ex."
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Man, is that sexy
when he does that.
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Announcement: I finally
finished my loft.
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Hold the applause.
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Let's go. All right. Come on.
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C-Come on, you guys.
All together, now.
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We're not... Who's coming?
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Let's go. Come on, Nick.
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- I don't want to go, man. Thanks for
the invite. - Nah, come on. Winnie.
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No?
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♪ Who's that girl?
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess.
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www.addic7ed.com
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Jess: You and Caroline
still need some closure.
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Well, what do you
want me to say?
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That I walked out on her
and now I'm dating you?
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We started dating, like, a
year after you broke up.
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Yeah, but that doesn't
matter with her.
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She's got a crazy streak, and
this is bound to set her off.
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What if she hurts
me physically?
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What if she hurts
me with words?
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Just talk to her. Clear the air.
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You'll feel better,
she'll feel better.
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Besides, Nick, I can't give
up that farmer's market.
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Strolling around,
chatting with vendors...
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It's so nice. I feel
like Don Corleone.
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I think a lot of ladies do.
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(hoarse): Hey.
(clears throat)
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Hey...
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(coughs)
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(clears throat)
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Sorry about that.
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Haven't spoken
anybody all day.
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Phlegm buildup, you know?
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I've been cooped up all
day in my loft apartment.
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So much space for one
person, you know?
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You could scream in there,
nobody would ever hear you.
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I'm gonna go.
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Bye.
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What is going on?
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May I speak plainly
with you, Cecilia?
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(sighs)
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I'm in a bit of a
sexual drought.
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The Good Valley Schmidt
hasn't seen rain in months.
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You're just... you're
giving off a creepy vibe.
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All right? Living alone is messing up
your game and it's making you weird.
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Yeah, but I love
living alone.
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Where are you, grapes?
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Grápés.
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Great apes.
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Grapes, we have
you surrounded.
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Come out with your stems up!
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(sniffles)
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(sobbing loudly)
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I guess my game could be
upped if I increased my...
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- my human contact
a little bit. - Good.
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Because you're caressing
your own arm right now.
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- Hmm.
- That's not normal, man.
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I've been working out.
It feels... I don't...
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I just want to know
why you walked out.
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Was there something else going on?
Was there someone else?
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Can I just say,
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I really wish this
coffee was a giant beer.
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And I wish this scone was a-a
whiskey and I could just
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drink one... just chase 'em.
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This is nice.
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Glad we're doing this.
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So how'd it go?
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We gabbed like a couple of washer
women over the back fence.
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That's great. So
proud of you.
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(tires screech)
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You two are dating?
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I knew it. I knew it was her!
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What...?
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You didn't tell her
we were together?!
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I told her we were together.
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I'm not getting away with
this. I didn't tell her.
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Caroline:
Screw you, Miller!
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Hey, I don't understand. You
guys talked for 30 minutes.
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- How did our relationship not
come up? - 'Cause I got scared.
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There were so many things
that I wanted to tell her.
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You ever thought how weird it would
be if you just gave up your thumb?
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You just didn't have a thumb. I mean, how
would you give a thumbs up? Just like this?
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I think a guy died in the
building, 'cause one day
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in the Dumpster is a bunch
of clothes that just fit me.
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(with British accent): What I like to
do now is take the Underground, yeah?
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Spend my quid. Cheers?
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(phone chimes)
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Oh, crap. This is her.
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She thinks I cheated, Jess.
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You know who you
should talk to?
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Berkley.
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He's so good at this stuff...
friendship, closure.
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Actually, he did write a book
about it. It's an e-book.
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I gave it four stars, but it
kind of falls apart at the end.
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He goes into God in a way
I don't think he needs to.
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You know what?
I'm gonna text him?
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Why would I talk to your
ex-boyfriend about my ex-girlfriend?
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Well, you need his help.
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- You're right. Give me.
Can I see? - No, no, no.
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- Can I see?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- "Hey, babe..." Don't call him "babe."
- It's just what we call each other.
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- "BF problems"?
- My boyfriend is having problems.
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- XOXO?
- It's a really common greeting.
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"Kissing you, hugging you,
kissing you, hugging you"?
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What else am I gonna write? "O-O-O"?
That just looks like "Oh..."
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You're leading him on, Jess.
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- Oh, Nick.
- You are.
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Berkley's really gonna
teach you a lot.
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Men don't talk to
people they've dated
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unless they want sex,
or they're Winston.
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- I also want sex.
- Going to Schmidt's.
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He's been begging
us to all week.
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Jess, men are sick.
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Look, I'm a relatively good
guy, but even I'm a sicko.
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Luckily, we have the Internet
as a community of...
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(phone chimes)
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Oh, this is terrible!
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She's quoting scriptures, but
using tons of cuss words.
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- This is as bad as it gets
with Caroline. - Okay.
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Berkley's around the corner at
his baby's world music class.
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Okay, you know
what? I'm in.
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- Great. - What kind of
beer does Berkley like?
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- He doesn't. - Oh, great.
I cannot wait to meet him.
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Fellas.
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You made it. As promised,
here's a coupon for a free sub.
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Yup.
(chuckles)
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Probably get ham.
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Wow, man. (laughs)
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- It's nice inside of here, man.
- Yeah.
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- It's like a European airport.
- Oh, what's that?
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Uh, you want to
watch the game?
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Which one? Basketball? Football?
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Of Thrones?
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Winston and Coach: Oh!
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Winston: That is awesome, man.
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Look at this place, Schmidt. You
got so many plush surfaces.
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Well, there are 15 different
bang spots in here,
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each one specifically designated
to its own sexual position.
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- Winston: Mm. - That's standing,
this is sitting, that's diagonal.
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- (laughs) That's how I do it.
- The "Why? Why? Because."
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The "Closure of the
Lincoln Tunnel."
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The "Red Beanbag Chair."
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Which is pretty obvious, but,
you know, that's a good one.
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The "Glass Menagerie."
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- The "Bike Share."
- Nice.
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- The "Backwards Oops."
- What is "backwards oops"?
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You don't want
to put it... mm.
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- You don't know what it means.
- I mean, I don't...
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I've done it, I've done it, but I didn't
know I was doing it. You know, it was...
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Super cool, dude.
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- I wish I had my own place.
- Guys, mi casa es su casa.
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- I even made you guys keys.
- What?
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Check these out.
That one's yours.
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- Aw, it looks like a guitar.
- Yeah, that's 'cause you're rocking.
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Mine's a...
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It's a rainbow
kissing a star.
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- You like it?
- Blah!
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- Yeah. - Guys, hang out
here anytime you want.
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- Even now. Who's thirsty?
- Thanks.
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- Right there.
- Dude!
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- Shut up!
- Damn, man.
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- You're like James Bond.
- (chuckles)
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But I'll be... I'll be
Moneypenny for sure.
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- Yeah. - Wait, which
one is Moneypenny?
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It's the woman.
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Oh.
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(whispering)
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So, did the store have that, uh,
bamboo highchair you were looking for?
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No, not the one I wanted. So
I think I'm just gonna...
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Both: Order it online.
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- (laughs)
- You still got it.
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You still got it.
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Big deal, I've been
online, too. I still got it.
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It's different.
(phone chimes)
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So, this is the problem.
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Nick didn't tell his ex
that we were together,
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and she found out, and now
she's really, really upset.
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This is the scariest one yet.
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It's just a bunch
of smiley faces.
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Okay, um, not to be
all guy with a baby,
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but, uh, exes are really
a lot like newborns, okay?
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The burps can be so yucky,
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but you know what
comes after a burp?
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What?
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A big old smile.
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Aw.
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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- It was a metaphor, Nick.
- It was a classic fatherhood metaphor.
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No, my-my point is you
just need to face her
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and let her get it
all off her chest.
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- Oh, I feel like I've done that.
- No, you didn't.
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You just talked and talked
about nothing for 30 minutes.
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Berkley: Okay, look, I know it's hard.
I know that, man.
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I'm here and I'm hearing it.
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I mean, when Jess and I did this, I
think we cried for, like... two days?
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I mean, at least. But look.
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Now I have such a good friend,
and we talk all the time,
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- and he's such a good listener.
- Say what? I can't hear you.
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(laughs)
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(laughs)
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Is this real?
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You guys saw each other naked,
and now you're friends?
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Yes, it's the purest
form of friendship.
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Straight Leno and Eubanks.
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00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:14,954
(laughs)
238
00:09:16,304 --> 00:09:18,764
I just want to say
you're incredible,
239
00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,997
and I'm so lucky to
have you in my life.
240
00:09:23,371 --> 00:09:25,841
- Okay, I took your advice.
- What do we got?
241
00:09:27,435 --> 00:09:29,864
"My bad. Let's be
friends, 'kay?"
242
00:09:30,298 --> 00:09:32,392
Smooth, but tough.
243
00:09:32,412 --> 00:09:33,625
That's not good, Nick.
244
00:09:33,647 --> 00:09:35,694
Friendship is a, um...
245
00:09:35,723 --> 00:09:38,713
it's like a beautiful flower.
You have to nourish it, okay?
246
00:09:38,732 --> 00:09:40,405
- You can't just buy it
at a store. - All right.
247
00:09:40,431 --> 00:09:43,206
First of all, it was a draft,
okay, and I'll fix it.
248
00:09:43,224 --> 00:09:45,885
And second of all,
with all due respect,
249
00:09:45,905 --> 00:09:49,145
you can buy a
flower at a store.
250
00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:50,068
(laughs)
251
00:09:50,093 --> 00:09:51,341
Millered!
252
00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:55,077
Schmidt: I know as an angel
you usually sleep in heaven,
253
00:09:55,097 --> 00:09:57,844
but would you care to spend
the evening at my place?
254
00:09:57,871 --> 00:09:59,991
I think maybe I would.
255
00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,359
Fantastic choice.
256
00:10:02,549 --> 00:10:03,995
Here's my address.
257
00:10:04,624 --> 00:10:06,529
There's usually
no place to park.
258
00:10:07,714 --> 00:10:10,173
- Well, so where would I...?
- You're a big girl.
259
00:10:10,457 --> 00:10:11,975
You'll figure it out.
260
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,866
Uh, just tr-try
south of Sixth.
261
00:10:18,892 --> 00:10:20,934
There's usually a string
of open spaces down there.
262
00:10:20,947 --> 00:10:23,941
And there's not a right turn
on red on Fifth, just FYI.
263
00:10:26,539 --> 00:10:29,660
Okay, here's the deal. I've been wanting
to end things with Claire for years now.
264
00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:31,359
And I'm gonna do it. It's
gonna take one phone call.
265
00:10:31,372 --> 00:10:33,112
- What? - She's gonna burn
all my clothes on the lawn.
266
00:10:33,131 --> 00:10:34,901
I don't care. I only want
to wear Henleys anyways.
267
00:10:34,921 --> 00:10:36,934
Jess, we can finally
be together.
268
00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:37,841
What?!
269
00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:40,129
Wait, no, but
leave your wife?!
270
00:10:40,152 --> 00:10:42,279
For you. I'm gonna
leave my wife for you.
271
00:10:42,313 --> 00:10:45,180
- Wait, what...?
- "Thank you for being so incredible."
272
00:10:45,202 --> 00:10:47,275
"So lucky to have
you in my life"?
273
00:10:47,295 --> 00:10:48,395
- Jess.
- Mm-mm.
274
00:10:48,424 --> 00:10:50,611
- When you said those
words, I knew. - No.
275
00:10:50,637 --> 00:10:53,571
Berkley, there's been a fundamental
misunderstanding here.
276
00:10:53,590 --> 00:10:56,082
You know the last time Claire
thanked me for anything?
277
00:10:56,108 --> 00:10:58,590
It was when I was pulling out
her chair at our wedding.
278
00:10:58,603 --> 00:11:00,803
- No... - She doesn't
appreciate me like you do.
279
00:11:00,822 --> 00:11:02,429
No, it's not happening.
No, no...
280
00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:05,266
Aah! Damn it, Winston!
Oh, God.
281
00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,696
Pretend this is attached, and
there's water coming out.
282
00:11:07,886 --> 00:11:09,092
Okay.
283
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,690
No, not like that.
284
00:11:11,969 --> 00:11:13,077
(makes whooshing noise)
285
00:11:13,097 --> 00:11:14,357
It's not sexual!
286
00:11:14,385 --> 00:11:16,265
No! I'm not feeding
you water!
287
00:11:16,292 --> 00:11:17,384
- Wet my mouth.
- No!
288
00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:19,776
Oh, hi.
289
00:11:19,878 --> 00:11:21,412
- Are you Schmidt's friend?
- What?
290
00:11:21,445 --> 00:11:22,872
Sch-Schmidt's friend?
291
00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:26,011
Where you at? 'Cause
I'm ready to ea...
292
00:11:26,236 --> 00:11:27,197
Hey!
293
00:11:27,217 --> 00:11:29,467
My good friend... Frank...
294
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,647
Scabopolis!
295
00:11:31,673 --> 00:11:33,508
Ah, give me a hug, you
Greek son of a bitch!
296
00:11:33,525 --> 00:11:34,819
- Come here!
- What?
297
00:11:37,589 --> 00:11:40,691
- Where is this coming from?
- You. The phone calls, the texts,
298
00:11:40,712 --> 00:11:43,399
"Boyfriend problems," "I
need you," hugs, kisses.
299
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,906
- What?
- More hugs, more kisses.
300
00:11:44,928 --> 00:11:48,150
- I... - You have been setting
up dominoes for ten years.
301
00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:50,388
- And now they are falling.
- You have a baby, sir!
302
00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:52,809
I know. And you are gonna
make such a good stepmom.
303
00:11:52,828 --> 00:11:54,629
I love you, Jessica.
304
00:11:54,642 --> 00:11:57,562
God, it feels good to say that out
loud and not just to my sleeping wife.
305
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,803
Nick: (groans)
306
00:11:59,074 --> 00:12:01,133
- Guys, I need your help.
- You, hey!
307
00:12:01,225 --> 00:12:03,072
Nick was right about you,
and he can't know that,
308
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,346
- so put a sock in it!
- What is wrong with me?
309
00:12:05,369 --> 00:12:07,476
- Hi. - Hey.
- I keep trying to write to Caroline,
310
00:12:07,499 --> 00:12:10,286
but I'm choking. I can't
get past "What's up, C?"
311
00:12:10,322 --> 00:12:11,169
(phone chimes)
312
00:12:11,194 --> 00:12:14,079
Oh, that's her. It says, "Come
to the window, friend." Friend.
313
00:12:14,097 --> 00:12:16,571
- That's good. That's good.
- That's a good thing. Yeah.
314
00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:18,841
Caroline! Hey!
315
00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:22,071
You cheat on me and then
you want to be friends?!
316
00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:24,006
I'm just writing
you an e-mail!
317
00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:25,459
It's-it's not sending!
318
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,990
Look, gonna throw it down,
but I need my phone back!
319
00:12:28,005 --> 00:12:30,125
- We talk now!
- Caroline! Hey!
320
00:12:30,138 --> 00:12:31,152
(car alarm wailing)
321
00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:33,169
- Stop!
- Really excited to...
322
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,604
- No!
- ...talk to you guys.
323
00:12:34,631 --> 00:12:36,225
Hey, stop! That's not my car!
324
00:12:36,238 --> 00:12:38,152
Tell Jess I said hi.
325
00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:42,076
No, Caroline, I parked
down the street!
326
00:12:42,089 --> 00:12:44,231
It... Why am I telling you?!
327
00:12:47,693 --> 00:12:49,874
At least she can't get
into the building.
328
00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:52,032
Okay, what am I
gonna do here?
329
00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,285
She cut off the power.
330
00:12:53,298 --> 00:12:55,018
No, Nick, that was you.
You turned off the light.
331
00:12:55,036 --> 00:12:56,644
All the other lights
are still on.
332
00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:58,050
My bad. Thank you.
333
00:12:58,752 --> 00:13:00,259
(quietly): I know you're scared.
Let me be brave.
334
00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:02,043
You should go because
you have a wife,
335
00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:04,037
and you have a baby,
and you love them.
336
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,225
Jess, what are you, crazy?
337
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,372
It's not safe out there. Berkley
can't go. He stays here.
338
00:13:08,385 --> 00:13:10,845
- I don't think that... - Thank you, Nick.
- You're very welcome.
339
00:13:11,337 --> 00:13:13,450
I'll be with you in just
one second, all right?
340
00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:15,281
- Mm-hmm. - And don't drink
the water by the bed.
341
00:13:15,288 --> 00:13:17,010
It's got my contacts in it.
342
00:13:17,042 --> 00:13:18,591
(laughs)
343
00:13:19,859 --> 00:13:21,626
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
344
00:13:21,764 --> 00:13:24,431
And t-tell her that I'd like to be
reimbursed for those strawberries.
345
00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:26,190
- What...? Dude.
- Why is she calling you Schmidt?
346
00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:28,106
I told her my name was Schmidt
in case we saw your mail.
347
00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:31,588
I don't just leave mail out. This
isn't a small business. Get out.
348
00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:33,741
Dude, I'm about to seal
the deal. I'm not getting out.
349
00:13:33,759 --> 00:13:35,692
I'm about to...
I'm-I'm a deal sealer.
350
00:13:35,705 --> 00:13:37,340
I'm about to get
some squish, dude,
351
00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:39,805
- and you need to not get in between that.
- I'm about to nail it into the wall.
352
00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:42,378
Dude, I'm about to take
down that va-dragon.
353
00:13:42,409 --> 00:13:45,665
I'm about to pin the tail
on the va-donkey, dude.
354
00:13:45,684 --> 00:13:46,985
You better not stand
in the way of this.
355
00:13:47,013 --> 00:13:49,104
Don't call her a va-donkey.
I don't even know her well
356
00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:50,735
and I want her to leave,
but please don't call her
357
00:13:50,744 --> 00:13:52,909
- a va-d... va-donkey.
- I won't. All right. Please.
358
00:13:53,391 --> 00:13:54,610
I need this.
359
00:13:55,181 --> 00:13:57,634
Okay, fine. I will
use the guest room.
360
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,717
- Yes.
- Like an animal.
361
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:01,940
Oh, yes.
362
00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:04,236
Oh! Winston! What
are you doing?!
363
00:14:04,255 --> 00:14:05,823
Oh, we were just playing a game.
364
00:14:05,839 --> 00:14:07,927
You know, Bad Cop, Black Cop?
365
00:14:08,255 --> 00:14:09,488
It's me, Bertie!
366
00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:11,204
(groans)
(elevator bell dings)
367
00:14:16,463 --> 00:14:19,190
Um, I might have been
wrong about some things,
368
00:14:19,219 --> 00:14:21,126
um, some Berkley things.
369
00:14:21,139 --> 00:14:22,172
Hey, the screaming stopped.
370
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,000
I knew she'd run out of gas.
(pounding on door)
371
00:14:24,022 --> 00:14:24,989
- "My bad"?!
- What?
372
00:14:25,011 --> 00:14:26,671
"Let's be friends, 'kay"?!
373
00:14:26,857 --> 00:14:28,964
You couldn't even
write out "okay"?!
374
00:14:28,984 --> 00:14:31,404
It's go time, Nick. Time to
break out that burp cloth.
375
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:33,341
Jess, let's give
him some space...
376
00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:36,027
- (whispers): by going to a motel.
- I don't love you.
377
00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:38,844
- I got a slight beer buzz.
Let's do it. - Yeah, don't go.
378
00:14:38,864 --> 00:14:41,044
- I thought you wanted me to
talk to her. - Don't go right now.
379
00:14:41,063 --> 00:14:43,402
I'm sorry. You don't love me?
380
00:14:43,428 --> 00:14:46,071
- Say it again?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
381
00:14:46,097 --> 00:14:49,463
- Oh... What?! - Then why have
you led me on for ten years?
382
00:14:49,485 --> 00:14:51,149
Oh, hell on Earth no!
383
00:14:51,169 --> 00:14:53,316
Oh, my God, I was right.
384
00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:56,006
- He wants to bone you.
- Oh, come on, Nick!
385
00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:57,809
Nick: Caroline, I'll
be right there.
386
00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,685
I'm so sorry, Berkley.
You got cut off.
387
00:14:59,721 --> 00:15:00,754
- Thank you, sir.
- No.
388
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:02,416
Berkley: May, 2004.
389
00:15:02,431 --> 00:15:05,178
You brushed my hand at
Dave Matthews concert
390
00:15:05,207 --> 00:15:07,007
- during "Two Step."
- "Two Step"?
391
00:15:07,029 --> 00:15:09,426
- Oh, my God. - Or that time
that I helped you move,
392
00:15:09,445 --> 00:15:11,152
and I came over, I was
wearing sweatpants.
393
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,907
You couldn't stop
staring at my rig.
394
00:15:12,928 --> 00:15:15,748
- She loves looking at rigs.
- Why are you calling it a rig?!
395
00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:18,081
- You're doing it again.
- One second, Caroline!
396
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,672
Open this door!
397
00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:26,453
You think I wear this
sweater because I like it?
398
00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:27,578
It's a handsome sweater.
399
00:15:27,609 --> 00:15:29,603
- That's right, I love you.
- No!
400
00:15:29,631 --> 00:15:31,387
- Berkley: What do you mean, no?
- Ooh!
401
00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:34,394
Open the door!
Come on!
402
00:15:34,627 --> 00:15:35,574
Schmidt?
403
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,482
You said to me that
I was incredible
404
00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:39,416
and you were so lucky,
and now here we are,
405
00:15:39,435 --> 00:15:41,343
we're trying to hook up
Nick with his ex-girlfriend.
406
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,586
- I mean, that's what this is, right?
- No, it isn't. That's not what...
407
00:15:43,597 --> 00:15:44,984
So let's just do it, come on.
408
00:15:45,004 --> 00:15:46,498
- Hey, hey,
- Berkley, Berkley!
409
00:15:46,538 --> 00:15:47,559
- Oh, no!
- No, no!
410
00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:49,548
- No, what are you doing?
- Oh, no.
411
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,470
- 'Kay!
- Oh, hey!
412
00:15:51,491 --> 00:15:53,993
- Car-o-line.
- Yeah...
413
00:15:54,827 --> 00:15:57,010
You stole my boyfriend.
414
00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:02,788
Schmidt?
415
00:16:02,821 --> 00:16:04,152
Be right there!
416
00:16:04,284 --> 00:16:06,431
That should buy us some time.
Coach, you stay with your girl
417
00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:08,506
who thinks that you're
me in my bedroom.
418
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:10,299
Winston, you stay in the
guest room with Bertie doing
419
00:16:10,323 --> 00:16:11,903
whatever the hell it
is you guys are doing.
420
00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:13,275
- Gross.
- I'm gonna keep Sarah...
421
00:16:13,288 --> 00:16:14,861
(knocking)
Almost there!
422
00:16:14,888 --> 00:16:16,329
I'm gonna keep Sarah
in the living room,
423
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:19,340
using one of the living-dining-
open-floor-plan bang spots.
424
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:22,791
Now, no exits, no entrances,
no Noises Off baloney.
425
00:16:22,823 --> 00:16:23,956
Capeesh?
426
00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:24,956
Confirm my capeesh!
427
00:16:24,971 --> 00:16:26,078
- Capeesh!
- (mutters gibberish)
428
00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:27,812
- Let's go. Do it.
- All right.
429
00:16:27,835 --> 00:16:29,775
- Guys, guys!
- Right.
430
00:16:29,816 --> 00:16:31,643
This is the exact type of
baloney that I'm talking about.
431
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,189
Unbelievable. Guys, guys!
432
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,479
I'm really glad that
we're doing this.
433
00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:37,838
- Okay.
- All right.
434
00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:40,138
I did not steal
your boyfriend.
435
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,571
Timeline. Now.
436
00:16:41,604 --> 00:16:43,071
Okay, um...
437
00:16:43,363 --> 00:16:44,836
you and Nick break up.
438
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,372
London has a great Olympics.
439
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,936
Uh-oh, trouble in Syria.
440
00:16:47,955 --> 00:16:50,782
Board up your windows.
Superstorm Sandy.
441
00:16:52,122 --> 00:16:54,482
Hey, over here. Me and
Nick get together.
442
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:57,147
And here's that beautiful Sunday in
the park that you and I went to,
443
00:16:57,165 --> 00:16:58,578
- and we have a wonderful Sunday.
- Shut up, Berkley!
444
00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:00,963
- No, you shut up, Jess.
- Don't take this out on Jess.
445
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,954
Oh, oh, right, it's the beginning,
so you're being all supportive now.
446
00:17:03,974 --> 00:17:06,898
He's still trying. I mean, I bet he's
still laughing at all your jokes, right?
447
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:07,985
Well...
448
00:17:08,009 --> 00:17:09,830
I have a great
instinct for comedy.
449
00:17:09,837 --> 00:17:12,493
All right, well, you know what, you
enjoy all that while it lasts,
450
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,386
because I'll tell you what.
451
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,248
It's not gonna be
long before he stops
452
00:17:17,257 --> 00:17:19,558
holding your hand and
starts high-fiving you
453
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:22,107
and he stops letting you be the
little spoon and he starts
454
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:24,915
drifting off during
important conversations.
455
00:17:24,937 --> 00:17:26,700
Are you listening right now?
456
00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:28,787
What's that?
457
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,362
- Seriously, Nick?
- Jess, you're the girlfriend now,
458
00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:33,512
but one day you're
gonna be the ex.
459
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:37,517
And two years after he breaks up with
you, he still won't tell you why.
460
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,888
Um, okay, well, um...
461
00:17:41,901 --> 00:17:45,400
this has been a really,
um, neat talk, so, um...
462
00:17:46,324 --> 00:17:50,404
I'm gonna go... sit
in the shower,
463
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,877
and, um, go over the
greatest hits in my mind.
464
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:55,554
Berkley: I'll just be right here,
picturing the whole sudsy thing.
465
00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,687
Hey, hey, ho, I'm right here.
How about a little respect?
466
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,149
I know. What, you... This
is obviously happening.
467
00:18:00,158 --> 00:18:02,491
- Jess: No, it's not!
- Where's your brain?
468
00:18:05,025 --> 00:18:06,820
Hey, Jess, you okay?
469
00:18:10,196 --> 00:18:11,720
(voice breaking): No.
470
00:18:12,564 --> 00:18:15,424
This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to me.
471
00:18:15,747 --> 00:18:18,335
(sobs): I've led a
very fortunate life.
472
00:18:18,361 --> 00:18:21,064
- Look, Jess, you were right.
- No, you were right.
473
00:18:21,124 --> 00:18:22,865
I feel like such a fool.
474
00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:25,006
You were right
about everything.
475
00:18:25,036 --> 00:18:26,470
No, I wasn't.
476
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:29,287
Caroline deserves
to know why I left.
477
00:18:30,393 --> 00:18:31,969
And you should hear, too.
478
00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:39,170
- I said I'm thirsty! Stop! Let me go, boy!
- No, no, no, come, come...
479
00:18:39,191 --> 00:18:40,388
Whoa!
480
00:18:40,538 --> 00:18:41,738
Who the hell are you?
481
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,458
Who the hell are you?
482
00:18:43,854 --> 00:18:45,047
- Schmidt.
- What?
483
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,108
Frank Scabopolis is up in here
making out with some bitch.
484
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,935
- Schmidt: That's not necessary. I mean...
- Who's Frank Scabopolis?
485
00:18:50,952 --> 00:18:53,046
- Aren't you Schmidt?!
- I-I am Schmidt.
486
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:55,218
- I thought you were Schmidt.
- I am Schmidt.
487
00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:57,561
Uh... Uh, w-we're brothers.
488
00:18:57,577 --> 00:18:59,384
We are, we're-we're brothers.
What an upbringing that was.
489
00:18:59,397 --> 00:19:00,970
Yeah, same mom,
different dads.
490
00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:02,061
One browner.
491
00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:02,939
(sighs)
492
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:06,256
Then who the hell is
Frank Scabopolis?
493
00:19:06,273 --> 00:19:07,353
Yeah.
(door opens)
494
00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:09,929
I am Frank Scabopolis!
495
00:19:10,697 --> 00:19:11,725
(sighs)
496
00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:14,111
Is this helping, Schmidt?
I forgot the plan.
497
00:19:14,124 --> 00:19:16,616
- Winston, please shut up.
- Plan? What plan?!
498
00:19:16,643 --> 00:19:18,636
I... there's no plan. I
know nothing about a plan.
499
00:19:18,652 --> 00:19:22,842
Is this some little nasty group sex
games y'all got going on up in here?
500
00:19:22,848 --> 00:19:24,609
Been a couple years, but...
501
00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:25,867
- I'm down.
- (groans)
502
00:19:25,886 --> 00:19:28,366
- I didn't want to know that.
- I am out of here.
503
00:19:28,395 --> 00:19:30,449
- I'm way ahead of you.
- No, no, please!
504
00:19:30,464 --> 00:19:32,777
Sarah, please, wait!
I can... ugh.
505
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:33,644
(sighs)
506
00:19:33,669 --> 00:19:34,649
Just...
507
00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:36,988
(clears throat) Well,
I'm gonna go back to bed.
508
00:19:37,018 --> 00:19:40,243
Schmidt, that
mattress is heaven.
509
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,658
It's pretty good.
510
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,004
See?
511
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,903
You don't think I'm
scary, do you, baby?
512
00:19:46,913 --> 00:19:48,000
- Oh, whoa!
- Oh!
513
00:19:48,029 --> 00:19:48,995
- No. Hey, no.
- (laughs)
514
00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:50,183
- I was just kidding.
- No.
515
00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:52,009
Hey, Caroline, there's
something I need to say.
516
00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:54,359
- Nick, you don't have to do this.
- Nick: No, I-I do.
517
00:19:54,574 --> 00:19:57,810
Look, I never cheated on you,
but I might as well have.
518
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:01,916
See, I fell in love with Jess the
moment she walked through the door.
519
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,871
- Boo!
- Really?
520
00:20:05,545 --> 00:20:06,826
Sorry.
521
00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:09,213
The moment I walked
through the door?
522
00:20:09,255 --> 00:20:10,388
Really?
523
00:20:11,663 --> 00:20:13,173
'Cause I thought
I annoyed you.
524
00:20:13,194 --> 00:20:16,149
- Can we do this later, please? It's just
not a good... - Yeah, okay. Got it, yup.
525
00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:18,568
Caroline, she's the
reason that I left.
526
00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:21,982
I always thought
that it was Jess.
527
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,201
I'm glad I'm not crazy.
528
00:20:25,552 --> 00:20:27,176
- Well...
- Hmm.
529
00:20:27,568 --> 00:20:29,075
Thanks for telling
me the truth.
530
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,642
Oh, I'm just sorry it
didn't happen sooner.
531
00:20:30,657 --> 00:20:32,425
- Don't touch me.
- I'm so sorry.
532
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:35,392
- I was kidding. - There's that
famous Milwaukee humor.
533
00:20:35,415 --> 00:20:38,211
- I'm not from Milwaukee.
- You honestly scare me.
534
00:20:38,459 --> 00:20:40,239
- Good-bye, Nick.
- Bye.
535
00:20:41,054 --> 00:20:42,102
Jess: Hey.
536
00:20:42,148 --> 00:20:43,768
Look, Berkley, um,
537
00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:46,733
I'm so sorry that you got
the wrong idea about us.
538
00:20:47,888 --> 00:20:49,345
You were right.
539
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,795
I did play some part in it.
540
00:20:52,006 --> 00:20:53,187
Thank you.
541
00:20:54,473 --> 00:20:56,373
- Good luck, Jessica.
- Thanks.
542
00:20:56,947 --> 00:20:58,180
See you later, bud.
543
00:20:58,186 --> 00:20:59,316
(sighs)
544
00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:02,080
I really don't want to go back to
my wife. Do you guys want to play
545
00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:04,652
- cards or something...
- Go. Just go. - Get out of here.
546
00:21:07,271 --> 00:21:08,414
(door closes)
547
00:21:11,422 --> 00:21:12,982
The moment I walked
through that door, huh?
548
00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:14,123
Just be cool about it.
549
00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:16,690
'Cause for me, it
was way later.
550
00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:18,214
- Yeah, I know.
- Like, a lot later...
551
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,966
Oh, come here already.
552
00:21:21,092 --> 00:21:22,125
You could use that
for something.
553
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,666
- That's the "Glass Menagerie."
- Yeah.
554
00:21:23,678 --> 00:21:26,058
- I'll sit her down right on top of that.
- Oh, absolutely.
555
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,445
- The, uh, "Star 68."
- Where's that at?
556
00:21:28,473 --> 00:21:30,200
- Right there on that pillow.
- Oh.
557
00:21:30,235 --> 00:21:31,562
- Wow.
- The "Jumanji."
558
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,669
Yeah, you do the...
the "U Lock" on here.
559
00:21:33,690 --> 00:21:36,083
- That'd be cool. - (chuckles)
- The "Jean-Michel Basquiat."
560
00:21:36,101 --> 00:21:37,969
- Oh, okay.
- The "Fabric Softener."
561
00:21:37,985 --> 00:21:39,752
That's the "Kansas
City Shaker."
562
00:21:39,773 --> 00:21:41,466
- This, right here? I like that.
- Yeah.
563
00:21:41,495 --> 00:21:42,963
Back there, that's
the "Nia Vardalos."
564
00:21:42,984 --> 00:21:45,464
- Ooh. That's nice, dude.
- Nice.
565
00:21:45,477 --> 00:21:47,748
That one's "Sex on the Rug,"
566
00:21:48,406 --> 00:21:50,293
which is... and, again,
it's pretty obvious.
567
00:21:50,313 --> 00:21:52,614
But that's... you know,
why mess with a classic?
568
00:21:52,658 --> 00:21:58,658
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