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Kirstie is recorded in front
of a live studio audience.
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[humming]
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Hey, guys.
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Guess what I got at
the falafel place today?
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- Hepatitis "A" and "B."
- No.
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I was named employee of the month.
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Looks like somebody
killed the most rats.
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Congratulations, Arlo.
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Could you hand me that
letter opener over there?
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Uh, yeah.
What are you guys doing?
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We got to pack up
all the sharp objects.
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The Tony nominations are
being announced tomorrow morning,
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and your mother finds the
anticipation difficult.
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Define difficult.
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Last time, she threatened
to saw off Frank's head.
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Lucky, Thelma hit her with a lamp.
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Oh, right... the lamp.
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Don't worry.
If things get hairy, I've got this.
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- A gun? Are you crazy?
- Just a tranquilizer dart
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with a little sodium
pentothal on the tip...
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nothing you wouldn't use on a
medium-sized bear charging you.
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Okay.
Well, please be careful with that.
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Oh, stop being such a baby.
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What, you think that
it's gonna go off...
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Hey-hey!
[gunshot]
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Oh, my god!
Wha...?
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Well, I got to be honest!
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That hurt worse than I thought!
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[upbeat jazz music]
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Frank, are you sure you're all right?
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Ah, it's just a little
sodium pentothal...
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like what you get at the dentist...
or from the doorman.
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Watch it.
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Say, don't they call
that stuff "truth serum"?
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Yes, I think they might.
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Um, Frank, why don't you tell us
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all something embarrassing
from your childhood?
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Forget it.
You're not gonna get me to crack.
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My father was a ventriloquist.
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I shared a bunk bed with
a dummy named Cornelius.
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That's enough, Frank.
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Let's talk about the nominations.
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I didn't pick you for the Tony pool.
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- What Tony pool?
- With the other limo drivers.
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We each pick the five we
think will be nominated.
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Wow. A Tony pool?
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How bored are limo drivers?
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Wait a minute, Frank.
You didn't even pick me in the top five?
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Okay, that's enough
truth for one day.
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I wouldn't have
picked you in the top 15!
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They only asked for five.
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- That's it. Where's my saw?
- It's locked away.
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Combination safe on top of
the linen closet... 22-34-14.
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- You said you were my friend.
- Maddie, wait. Wait!
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- What?
- That color looks terrible on you!
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What?
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Of all the nights for
Frank to do this...
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he knows how important
these nominations are.
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He didn't really do anything...
except shoot himself.
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I mean, it's Frank.
He could've done that any night.
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Maddie, you're already a huge star.
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What do you care if
you get a nomination?
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Arlo, Arlo, Arlo...
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so nearly middle-aged yet so naive.
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Arlo, I'm getting older.
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The great roles are harder to come by.
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I'm three years away from trotting out
a desperate one-woman show.
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You trotted that out two years ago.
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- Are you still mad?
- Go to hell, you backstabbing traitor.
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Oh, good. You're speaking to me.
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I don't ask much of my friends,
except for loyalty.
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Oh, Maddie, how can
you even doubt Frank?
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Think about how you met.
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How did you guys meet?
I never heard.
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Well, it's arguably the
greatest story ever told.
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Take that, Bible.
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It's too long to go into.
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Why are we even
talking about anything
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other than the nominations?
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The year was 1986.
Madison Banks
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was still struggling
actress Brenda Kluszewski,
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and I was twice the person I am today.
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- Hey, boss. Oh.
- There she is!
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Late as usual.
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You know, Brenda, you call
in sick every other day.
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Your nana has died six times.
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What's your excuse this morning?
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- It's my nana.
- Kluszewski!
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Okay. Take a chill pill.
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I'm this close to
quitting this job anyway.
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I just came from my third callback
for an off-broadway play.
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I nailed it...
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and the director...
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and the guy I originally
thought was the director.
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Wait a minute.
My mother worked for you?
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Some call it irony.
I call it tragedy.
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Why in the world would you hire her?
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She seemed too stupid to steal.
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[phone rings]
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Katz's Cookies.
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Oh, an order for six dozen!
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What the hell did you do that for?
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I'm expecting a call from the play,
so I need to keep the line open.
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I'm trying to run a business here!
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Just stay away from the phone.
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Make yourself useful.
Mop the floor.
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[phone rings]
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Yes, yes, Katz's Cookies.
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Yeah, Brenda Kluszewski is here.
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Oh, my god! This is it!
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Take your cookies and shove 'em, Katz.
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Oh, my god.
I am so out of this dump!
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Hello. This is Brenda.
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Uh-huh?
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Okay.
All right, well, thank you for the call.
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Did you get it?
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The part... no.
Chlamydia... probably.
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Oh, but where were we?
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We were mopping.
We were selling cookies.
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Yeah, what you got next for me, chief?
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I think you were telling me
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something about taking my
cookies and shoving them.
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Please, Thelma, I'll do better.
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I promise. I really need this job.
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Come on, let's face it.
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I'm never gonna be an actress.
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[sighs]
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I don't know why I can't fire you.
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You're like one of those
three-legged dogs in the pound.
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You know if you don't take it home,
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it's headed through
that one-way door to...
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Krrr!
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And most of 'em clean up pretty good.
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Thank you, Thelma.
I just need a break.
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Yeah, well, you got it.
I'll give you another chance.
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No, I mean a 15-minute break.
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This is really hard.
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Wow. This is a great story
about how you met Frank.
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He's coming.
I'm painting a picture.
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And I'm watching it dry.
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Kluszewski, pay attention.
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[sighs] Now...
give them the slip and the deposit.
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Why do I have to learn to do this?
It's so boring.
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If you're gonna work in the shop,
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you have to learn how to make deposits.
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Everyone keep your
hands where I can see them!
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- This is a robbery!
- Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
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- This isn't happening.
- Everyone shut up!
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[screams]
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Where's the freakin' security guard?
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[whistling]
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What did I miss?
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Oh.
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I can't believe that you guys
were in a bank robbery
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and Frank was the guard.
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Why did I have to hear
about cookies for 20 minutes?
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[doorbell rings]
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I'll get it.
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Who is it at this hour?
Who is it?
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It's your co-star, Jeffrey Sheppard.
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[sighs]
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- Hey, Jeffrey, what are you doing here?
- I knew you'd be up.
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So are you nervous
about the nominations?
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- Oh, I want it so badly.
- Me too!
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- Hold me.
- Yes.
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Okay, okay.
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We're not talking about the nominations.
We're changing the subject.
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I was just hearing this
amazing story about how
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Frank, Thelma, and Maddie
met in a bank robbery.
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Ah, yes. I remember it well.
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You weren't even there.
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Then why are we talking about it?
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- Hey, Don Knotts, hand over the gun.
- How dare you?
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I'm not fat.
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- I didn't say you were fat.
- Oh.
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I guess I don't know who Don Knotts is.
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- You're gonna be trouble, aren't you?
- My middle name is "Trouble."
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Well, it's supposed to be "Truman,"
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but the admitting nurse...
she had terrible penmanship.
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You know, the great thing
about being a bank robber
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is the stories you hear along the way.
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Now go stand over there in the section
I like to call "first to be shot."
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This is the bad section.
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But if everyone does what
I say, nobody gets hurt.
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Oh, man, we are so dead.
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He just said nobody will get hurt.
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He has to say that.
It's a legal thing.
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Hi. I'm Frank Baxter.
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I'm Thelma, and this is Brenda.
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And, you know, we're a
little freaked out right now.
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Do you mind not speaking to us anymore?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm kind of a nervous talker
in the face of certain death.
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Mr. Robber, could you
move us to a different area?
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Because this guy's
starting to creep us out.
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Oh, sure. Yeah, I want
this to be fun for everyone.
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Yeah.
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- Now get back over there!
- Oh.
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- Hey, what's in that bag?
- Nothing.
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No, he means the bank
bag with the $2,000 in it.
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- I'll take that bag.
- Okay.
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I'll keep the bag,
and I'll give you a cookie.
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Or I'll take that bag...
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and the cookie.
[scoffs]
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Wow.
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This nun has been two steps
ahead of us the whole time.
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I'll be on my way now, folks.
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This is the police. We
have the bank surrounded.
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Surrender your weapon!
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- Oh, thank god. We're saved.
- No, we're not.
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Now it's gonna be a hostage situation.
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Ooh, that's good.
I hadn't thought of that.
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Why don't you keep a few people
and let the rest of us go...
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say, the ones with good reasons?
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Like, for instance, I just lost my nana.
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Okay. All of you go.
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Go, go, go!
No, you stay.
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You three... you're my hostages.
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- Oh, god.
- Well, that didn't go the way I wanted.
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What are you complaining about?
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You finally got cast in something.
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You an actress?
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Excuse me, but this is
a private conversation.
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I could see you up on the screen.
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Yeah, you have beautiful eyes.
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- She doesn't want to talk to you.
- So it's Frank, right?
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Yeah, well, I'm mostly
focusing on the theater,
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but I wouldn't pass on
a great role in the cinema.
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Can you two focus on the fact
that we are being held hostage?
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Okay, I know what to do.
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Let's see how sister Mary bank robber
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reacts to a karate chop to the face.
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So we're all tied up.
The police have the bank surrounded,
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and this guy's getting really antsy.
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Three hours till nominations.
Maybe start winding the story down, yes?
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So how'd you guys get out of there?
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Well...
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Is that my mother they have out there?
This is so embarrassing.
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Woman: What are you doing?
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You're disgracing the entire family, Alan.
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Ma! Stop using my name!
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Alan...
that's an odd name for a nun.
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Hey, security guard Putz,
whatever your name is,
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you do realize he's a man.
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First meat on Friday, now this?
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That is not the church I grew up with.
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[whispering]
Psst. Guys, take my lead.
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Hey!
250
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I thought we were done here.
251
00:13:21,369 --> 00:13:24,621
Your mom's here to pick you up.
252
00:13:24,672 --> 00:13:28,959
I can't believe this.
I'm gonna die a failed actress.
253
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I haven't followed any of my dreams.
254
00:13:31,296 --> 00:13:33,847
I never wanted to be a security guard.
255
00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:36,216
I'm just so good at it.
256
00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:40,104
What did you want to be?
257
00:13:40,138 --> 00:13:42,422
Why do you keep engaging this bozo?
258
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,442
- He likes my eyes.
- I don't know.
259
00:13:45,477 --> 00:13:48,094
I always loved the idea
of being a limo driver.
260
00:13:48,113 --> 00:13:52,616
Passengers...
Passengers is where it's at.
261
00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:55,344
Well, if we ever get out
of here alive and I become
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a famous actress, I'd be
honored if you would drive me.
263
00:13:58,072 --> 00:14:02,101
If we get out of here,
I'm gonna spend more time
264
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:06,130
with my daughter and lose
weight and stop smoking...
265
00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:09,282
maybe just the daughter thing.
266
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,502
We can't let this guy beat us.
267
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I mean, maybe he has a
gun, but we have dreams.
268
00:14:13,838 --> 00:14:15,389
Yeah. What are we gonna do?
269
00:14:15,423 --> 00:14:19,810
Well, I don't want to have to explain
why, but I can get out of ropes.
270
00:14:21,513 --> 00:14:24,181
I can also be understood
with a ball in my mouth.
271
00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:28,635
What the hell?
272
00:14:28,653 --> 00:14:32,856
Alan, it's over.
There's no way out.
273
00:14:32,907 --> 00:14:34,191
You need to let us go.
274
00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:39,163
- Shut up. I'll do this, I swear.
- Please, put the gun down.
275
00:14:39,197 --> 00:14:44,284
I didn't want to have to say
this, but... I'm pregnant.
276
00:14:46,337 --> 00:14:50,874
- Yeah, she's as pregnant as I am.
- I thought you were pregnant.
277
00:14:52,927 --> 00:14:55,829
Please let me live to hold my child.
278
00:14:55,847 --> 00:14:59,833
Oh, Alan, please stop
looking at me like that.
279
00:14:59,851 --> 00:15:02,769
Dart not scornful
glances from those eyes
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00:15:02,804 --> 00:15:05,889
to wound thy lord,
thy king, thy governor,
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00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:10,360
for it blots thy beauty
as a whirlwind that fade fair mead.
282
00:15:10,395 --> 00:15:12,846
What is she doing?
283
00:15:12,864 --> 00:15:16,283
I'm not sure, but
she's surprisingly good.
284
00:15:16,317 --> 00:15:19,853
Brava!
Brava!
285
00:15:19,871 --> 00:15:21,788
I was wrong about you, Kluszewski.
286
00:15:21,823 --> 00:15:23,574
Maybe you can do this acting thing.
287
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,359
- You really think so?
- Stop talking!
288
00:15:26,377 --> 00:15:28,912
This is my robbery!
Stop pulling focus!
289
00:15:28,963 --> 00:15:31,381
[gunshot]
No!
290
00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:34,051
[Thelma shouting]
291
00:15:34,085 --> 00:15:35,836
Freeze!
292
00:15:38,089 --> 00:15:41,558
You saved my life.
293
00:15:41,593 --> 00:15:43,510
[breathing heavily]
294
00:15:43,544 --> 00:15:47,097
Are you as turned on as I am?
295
00:15:47,148 --> 00:15:49,150
Uh...
296
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,201
Oh, Frank, I'm sorry.
297
00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:56,988
I guess I sort of forgot everything
we've been through together.
298
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,074
I was wrong to question your loyalty.
299
00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:02,877
- So we're square?
- Yeah, of course.
300
00:16:02,911 --> 00:16:05,163
I just got to know one thing.
301
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:09,050
Why didn't you pick
me for the Tony pool?
302
00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:11,118
You are a brilliant actress, Maddie.
303
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,004
- Thanks.
- I just didn't like the play.
304
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,788
Oh, I get it.
305
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,674
- The framework is derivative...
- Yeah, I get it.
306
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:20,395
- And your character's journey is anemic...
- I frickin' get it, Frank!
307
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,832
I still can't believe that you jumped
308
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,151
in front of a bullet to save a stranger.
309
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:31,305
Still lodged right
here in my belt buckle.
310
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:36,810
He actually jumped in front of
a bullet to save two strangers.
311
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,480
You were one of 'em.
312
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:43,584
- Me?
- Yeah. I really was pregnant.
313
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,989
- Thank you, Frank.
- You're welcome, kid.
314
00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:51,209
Something for you.
315
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,928
Oh.
316
00:16:53,962 --> 00:16:56,714
- Alright?
- Yeah.
317
00:16:59,968 --> 00:17:02,887
Put the TV on!
They're being announced!
318
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,392
In the category for
best actor in a play...
319
00:17:08,443 --> 00:17:10,344
Silence. No one speak.
320
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,779
The nominees are...
321
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,515
Chad Bracket, Cottage built for two.
322
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,683
Hack.
323
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,035
Max Mulligan, Summer at blue cove.
324
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,821
Blowhard.
325
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,040
Charles Ruckman, The good kid.
326
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:26,627
Literally the worst actor of all time...
327
00:17:26,662 --> 00:17:28,045
Not an exaggeration.
328
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,798
And Jeffrey Sheppard,
Worst case scenario.
329
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,718
[screams]
330
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:37,471
God is real!
He loves me!
331
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:45,546
In the category for
best actress in a play...
332
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,982
It's alphabetical, so
they'll call my name first.
333
00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:51,485
Melanie Patterson, No cranes allowed.
334
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,321
Patterson, with a "p"?
335
00:17:53,355 --> 00:17:56,240
Glenda Quim, Christmas in Framingham.
336
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:59,493
Quim with a "q?"
What's happening here?
337
00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:08,002
- I am so sorry, Maddie.
- Tough break, amigo!
338
00:18:08,036 --> 00:18:09,954
Well, stick with it.
You'll get 'em next time.
339
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:13,874
Now, would anyone like to
take me out to celebrate?
340
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:17,595
Fine.
341
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:25,770
Watch out. She's gonna
club someone with that bottle.
342
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:31,058
- I want to celebrate.
- Celebrate what?
343
00:18:31,092 --> 00:18:34,762
Being alive. You know,
when you go through something
344
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,764
like that together
like we did in the bank,
345
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,449
you learn to treasure life.
346
00:18:38,483 --> 00:18:40,484
And I just watched Jeffrey leave here.
347
00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:44,104
And you know what?
I realize he's alone.
348
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:47,775
I have you, all of you,
and so I'm the winner today.
349
00:18:47,809 --> 00:18:50,461
All right.
[laughter]
350
00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:52,133
I'll toast that.
351
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,879
Hmm.
Thelma, go call Mario's.
352
00:18:58,111 --> 00:19:00,192
- We're gonna have Italian tonight.
- Yeah.
353
00:19:00,329 --> 00:19:03,669
There is more than one way
to bring home a Tony.
354
00:19:03,704 --> 00:19:05,158
[laughter]
355
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