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So remember,
we're done apologizing to Riley.
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If she want take us back
simply because
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I had sex with her mother,
then that's her problem.
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We are so done with the "I'm sorry"s.
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- Knock-knock.
- Riley, I'm sorry!
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Stop judging me.
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I've just came back to drop
this briefcase off for your mom,
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she wants to borrow for something, but
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let's be honest, I'll never see it again.
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Shacka-lacka, huh?
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Fresh off the presses.
Bonnie Wheeler, real estate associate.
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Hot properties from a hot property.
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That slogan's just temporary, right?
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No, I have found my true calling.
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Brad talked me up with his boss,
and they're gonna take me on.
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Mrs. Wheeler, are you
sure it's a good idea
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to work under someone you're dating?
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Oh, I don't work under Brad...
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at the office.
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No, my boss is a woman.
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Which means I don't have
to sleep my way to the top.
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Huh.
I wonder how you do get to the top.
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Mom, this is your third
true calling in a year.
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At this point, just let
those calls go to voicemail.
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Wow, way to support the
women in your life, Ben.
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Thanks, Riley.
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So you'll come to my
first open house today?
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Oh, god, no. I actually
have a real career.
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Okay.
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The firm has put me on a
very important case. Yeah.
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We are representing Reverend Stockwell.
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Oh my god, that big
Sunday morning TV preacher?
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The guy who ripped off
his entire congregation?
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Yeah, yeah, he's guilty as sin.
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Allegedly.
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So, Benji, about my open house...
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I'm not stealing wine and
cheese from the bar again.
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Oh, come on.
That was for the church potluck.
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Mom, when you stay at a
career longer than it takes
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for a banana to ripen,
then I'll help you out.
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Well, I would like to thank you
for once again proving to me
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that you are nothing but an
ungrateful, unsupportive son.
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Okay, but you know what?
That's okay.
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Because I don't need your help.
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I am a professional woman
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who can stand on her own
two feet, okay? Yeah.
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Oh, god... oh!
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♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪
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♪ can take your life and change direction. ♪
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3x04 - "Bonnie's Unreal Estate"
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Unsupportive?
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Nothing says supportive like
six bottles of half drunk wine,
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and some almost perfectly good shrimp.
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Thanks to me, your grandma's gonna
get this place rented in no time.
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I cannot wait to see
the look on her face.
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All right, let's go.
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All right.
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And... done!
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20, 40, 60.
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Loser.
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Hey, what are you ready to suck at next?
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Excuse me, but I believe we're tied.
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Beer chugging, me.
Basketball, me.
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Miniature golf, you.
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For obvious reasons.
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All right, no.
We need a tiebreaker.
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- Oh, how about women?
- Oh, hell to the no!
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No, uh-uh. No, no.
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I am not going up against
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"hey, I'm Danny Wheeler,
New York Ranger.
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Mind if I take my shirt off?"
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Fine.
What about no women?
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No hitting on, hustling, or hooking up.
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That's an interesting challenge.
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All about self-control.
Something I have in buckets.
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All right, what's the wager?
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Well, this is a tough one,
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so I feel the reward
should be substantial.
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As big as that word is for you?
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Bigger. Whoever caves first
pays the other's bar tab.
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Oh, you are on.
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Nobody is better at not
getting women than me.
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Is this a bar?
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I've never been allowed
in one of these before.
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Oh, well then, I wouldn't call it a bar.
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Especially to your father, the reverend.
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Uh, let's go with
"eating establishment,"
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With lots of liquor.
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Um, would you like something to drink?
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Oh, I don't drink.
Liquor is just liquid Satan.
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Right.
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Oh, god, you're serious.
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Yeah, me neither, me neither.
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So why don't you have a seat
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and try not to talk to
any unsavory characters.
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- Okay? There you go.
- Hey, I'm Ben.
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Any friend of Riley's
is a friend of mine.
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Ben, Piper, Piper, Ben.
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And just so you know, this
is an unsavory character.
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Excuse me. All right.
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Oh my gosh, you guys,
you're not gonna believe it.
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Huge honor.
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I have been entrusted to
guard the reverend's daughter.
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Yeah, the firm is depending on me
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to keep her away from
the press until Monday,
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because they are just
obsessed with this case,
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and any story that
they can get on Piper.
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- So you're baby-sitting?
- Yeah, pretty much.
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Yeah, well just keep that
tucker-sized temptress
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- away from us.
- We just swore off women.
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Well, on behalf of my gender, thank you.
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But you know, I don't think
it's gonna be a problem
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because I'm pretty sure
she's sworn off men.
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You might want to go tell Ben.
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What? No. No no no.
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No no no.
Piper, Piper!
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No no no no.
There is alcohol in this.
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I did not ask for a "sin and tonic."
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What is wrong with you?
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I'm not paying for that.
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Bonnie: Oh my god, Ben,
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you are never gonna believe
what happened yesterday.
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Your open house was a huge success
and you rented your first listing?
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Or some idiot left a candle burning
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and lit the apartment up like a torch.
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Do they know who did it?
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- Not a clue.
- Oh, that's a relief.
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I mean, I hate to think that
they thought you were responsible.
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- They don't, do they?
- Oh, god, no.
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Thank goodness my boss is a woman.
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When it comes to the work force,
we women stick together.
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Unless we're wearing the same outfit.
And then I'll cut a bitch.
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We're meeting for lunch.
Oh. There she is.
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All right, I'm gonna go freshen up.
Offer her a drink... on me.
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- And by on me, you know...
- No, I got it, yeah.
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Hey, can I get you something to drink?
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You can get me a lot of things.
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But the drink will have to do for now.
And nothing too strong.
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I like to keep my wits about me
when I fire someone.
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You're gonna fire someone?
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Yeah, tall blonde.
Goes by Bonnie.
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Though that stupid boy toy of hers
insists on calling her Bon-bon,
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to which I say Barf-barf.
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- Why, you know her?
- Yeah, and I call her Mom-mom.
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Look, I only took her
on to make Brad happy.
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Which is ironic 'cause I only
took Brad on to make me happy.
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Just give her a second chance, please.
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Ooh-ooh! I know.
How about you give her another listing?
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And if she can't rent it, you're
completely justified in letting her go.
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I like the sound of that.
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- What, giving her a listing?
- No, being justified in letting her go.
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She's got till Monday.
Setting her up to be fired.
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Thanks for the idea.
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Yeah, don't mention it.
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No, but seriously, can
you please not mention it?
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All right, this apartment
is a neutral zone.
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There will be no women allowed
in here until further notice.
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Oh my god,
I need you to watch Piper!
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Yeah. She lost her wallet
somewhere between my house and
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the bar. And I can't be
walking her all over the city,
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because the media
follows her everywhere.
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So I will just... I'll be
back as soon as I can, okay?
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Thank you thank you thank you.
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Don't worry. I'm sure
Riley will find your wallet.
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Something tells me that she won't.
Oops.
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Should I call Riley?
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Why don't you call me a cab
so I can get out of here?
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I think that's the exact opposite
of what she wanted us to do.
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Fine.
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Then here's how it's gonna go down.
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You go pour me a drink, you
shuffle the cards, and...
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we're gonna play a little game.
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Bonnie: Holy crap! It's beautiful.
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I will be able to rent
this place in no time.
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How about we say Monday?
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It's always good to have a goal.
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Two bedrooms, eat-in kitchen.
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Oh.
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And a view of the cutest
little church in the world.
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I won't need any help with this one.
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Oh my god!
What the f... ?!
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All in!
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What the hell is wrong with you two?!
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I'm gone for like two
seconds and you try to talk
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this poor girl into tequila
shots and strip poker?
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It's a miracle I ran
into her on the street.
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Yeah, it was something.
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Well, hey!
The poker and tequila were her idea!
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Really?
You expect me to believe
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that this sweet, innocent
young woman drank you
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both under the table, took
your pants, and ran off?
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Why not?
It's happened before!
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Okay, Piper, just get
your stuff and we're...
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It's my doorman.
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Hello? Hi, yeah.
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What?
You're kidding me.
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No, no no no, it's fine.
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Okay, thank you.
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Well, there are a dozen
photographers outside my building.
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Somebody tipped them off.
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Gosh, oh gum.
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Now who would do that?
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- What do we do now?
- Well, no one knows I'm here,
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and I'm sure that
the boys have learned their lesson.
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So, why don't you just sign the
lease and I'll fill in the rest?
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Three, two.
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Ohh!
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Gosh, I just... I don't understand
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why Carol would stick me
with such a dog of a listing.
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Oh, wait a minute.
I know what's going on here?
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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A little rookie hazing.
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Oh, man, that Carol!
What a jokester.
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Oh, man. I just love her.
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Mom, Carol said that if you
don't rent this apartment
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she's gonna fire you.
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That backstabbing whore!
I hate her!
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What, is it because of the fire?
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No, it's not because of the fire.
Remember that.
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The problem is you and Brad.
She's jealous.
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Really?
I love having a boyfriend
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that pisses off other women.
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Yes, that would be the
positive spin on all this.
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But if you don't rent this apartment,
you're gonna lose your job.
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Yeah, well, unless the next
person that walks through
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that door has a hump and
a second home in Notre Dame,
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I don't feel very optimistic!
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- Do you have any fives?
- Go fish.
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- Isn't this fun?
- So much.
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But I'm feeling really guilty
about making you stay in,
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so if you want to go out,
I won't tell.
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I mean, you must have
a ton of guys after you.
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Well, yeah.
But I'm not really into that right now.
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I'm kind of getting over someone.
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Yes, just the woman I was looking for.
We have got to talk.
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Ben, we have been through this, okay?
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You can beg and plead all you want,
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but we are not getting back together.
See what I'm dealing with?
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Okay, first of all, we are not done.
And second, I was talking to Piper.
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So I had this brilliant idea.
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Okay, you could be in town for months
because of this trial thing, right?
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My Mom has an apartment near
a church she needs to rent.
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Seems to me like, dare I say,
a match made in heaven?
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- Can we go look at it? Now?
- Yeah, let's go.
246
00:13:11,686 --> 00:13:13,386
No no no. No no no.
247
00:13:13,421 --> 00:13:14,654
No one is going anywhere, okay?
248
00:13:16,524 --> 00:13:18,458
It's the office. Once
again checking in on me
249
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like I'm some sort of
crazy, incompetent...
250
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:24,831
Oh, hey, hey.
Sorry, I didn't realize I'd hit "answer."
251
00:13:24,866 --> 00:13:28,468
Okay, so we're just gonna go in
the back where no one can hear us.
252
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Yeah, and I'm just... I'm
gonna go to the kitchen
253
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for a totally unrelated reason.
254
00:13:31,572 --> 00:13:33,507
No no no. No.
You can tell the reverend
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that everything is
going great, thank god.
256
00:13:36,544 --> 00:13:38,478
Oh my god, are you serious?
257
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,413
You think you and your dad might
really want to rent the apartment?
258
00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:44,518
Well, I know that it'd be the
answer to some of my recent prayers.
259
00:13:44,552 --> 00:13:48,157
But I think you're gonna have to sneak
me out of here in order to see it.
260
00:13:48,225 --> 00:13:50,457
No, I can't. Riley would
never speak to me again.
261
00:13:50,491 --> 00:13:53,360
Oh, please.
She's so in love with you.
262
00:13:53,394 --> 00:13:54,794
And plus, she never has to know.
263
00:13:54,829 --> 00:13:56,763
I'm sorry, can you
rewind there for a second?
264
00:13:56,797 --> 00:13:58,665
- Riley what?
- Never needs to know?
265
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- No, the other part.
- Is in love with you?
266
00:14:00,568 --> 00:14:01,535
Yeah, that's the one!
267
00:14:01,569 --> 00:14:05,863
Well, you're pretty much
all she talks about. Um...
268
00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:08,475
So what do you say I scratch
your back and you scratch mine?
269
00:14:08,509 --> 00:14:12,757
Hey, look, I'm totally flattered
and you're cute, but
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00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:15,448
I think I should see where
this whole Riley thing goes first.
271
00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:19,619
Yeah. I actually meant that
I'll help you get Riley back
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- if you show me the apartment.
- Oh, deal.
273
00:14:22,523 --> 00:14:25,725
But we probably shouldn't
tell Riley that you hit on me.
274
00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:31,566
Okay, this is what we'll do.
275
00:14:31,567 --> 00:14:33,601
I'll tell Riley that you're taking a nap
and I have to work an extra shift.
276
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You sneak out of my bedroom window
277
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:37,538
across the fire escape,
and we'll meet in the lobby.
278
00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:39,507
Or we could just walk
out the front door.
279
00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:40,942
I don't see her. I think
she went in the bathroom.
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Oh, let's go.
281
00:14:42,711 --> 00:14:44,946
Okay, Riley, Piper's taking a nap
282
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:46,848
and I'm running to work.
Okay, see you.
283
00:14:46,882 --> 00:14:49,367
I swear, the second that
crazy preacher gets sent up
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the river and I make
partner, I am firing everyone.
285
00:14:51,887 --> 00:14:54,188
This thing is still on?!
286
00:14:55,924 --> 00:14:58,926
Okay, so Piper wanted me to let
you know that she's taking a nap.
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00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:01,462
She said to wake her
up in about two hours.
288
00:15:01,497 --> 00:15:03,464
I'd say three just to be safe, but
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I'm gonna run to
work, so I'll see you.
290
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,575
- Are we gonna ignore this?
- Yep.
291
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:15,810
- Are we gonna get blamed for this?
- Yep.
292
00:15:15,844 --> 00:15:18,058
Are we gonna call off the bet
and declare me the winner?
293
00:15:18,093 --> 00:15:19,449
Nice try.
294
00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:23,484
So just get Piper to sign the lease,
295
00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:24,752
and then Carol can't fire you.
296
00:15:24,787 --> 00:15:27,855
Oh, I hope your little church mouse
doesn't mind loud music.
297
00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:29,690
Somebody in this
building likes to party.
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Drink drink drink drink!
299
00:15:32,528 --> 00:15:36,798
- Piper, what the hell are you doing?!
- Well, thanks to you, I'm losing.
300
00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:40,701
What the hell is wrong with you?
This girl isn't looking for a place.
301
00:15:40,736 --> 00:15:42,904
Well, I might be if you
let me keep partying.
302
00:15:42,938 --> 00:15:45,940
Somebody get this girl a drink.
I need to show her the bedrooms.
303
00:15:48,877 --> 00:15:50,645
You are not showing her anything.
304
00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:52,747
Riley, what the hell are you doing here?
305
00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:54,549
Ben, how could you sneak
her out of the house
306
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,552
and take her to a party
at some random apartment?
307
00:15:57,586 --> 00:15:58,786
Not random.
308
00:15:58,821 --> 00:16:04,625
If she would just sign here,
here, and here, it could be hers.
309
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:06,761
This isn't my party.
It's her party.
310
00:16:06,795 --> 00:16:09,464
Like I would have a party.
311
00:16:09,498 --> 00:16:13,501
- Oh.
- Oh my god, is this beer?
312
00:16:13,535 --> 00:16:15,570
Well now I'll never get into heaven.
313
00:16:15,604 --> 00:16:18,673
She's lying.
Oh, you're such a little liar.
314
00:16:20,509 --> 00:16:22,810
Riley, you have to believe me.
I could never lie to you.
315
00:16:24,847 --> 00:16:25,913
Piper?
316
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:31,486
Oh my god!
Okay, yes, yes, it's my party.
317
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,779
Yes, I'm drinking a beer,
and yes, I made a sex tape.
318
00:16:36,658 --> 00:16:39,760
And yes, you probably
didn't need to know that.
319
00:16:39,795 --> 00:16:44,899
Wait, so you've been
playing me all along? Why?
320
00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:49,194
Because if I wasn't playing you,
I'd be stuck playing "Go fish."
321
00:16:49,938 --> 00:16:54,509
Well, well, well.
322
00:16:54,543 --> 00:16:57,778
Is Bon-bon throwing herself
a little going away party?
323
00:16:57,813 --> 00:17:01,549
Because I'd like to be the first to say
"bye-bye."
324
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:05,553
Carol, I can explain.
Yeah, actually I can't.
325
00:17:05,587 --> 00:17:09,690
- No, you can't fire her.
- Between burning down one listing
326
00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:13,561
and trashing another,
I'm pretty sure I can.
327
00:17:13,595 --> 00:17:14,729
She didn't burn down that apartment.
328
00:17:14,763 --> 00:17:16,631
- I did.
- Yeah. He did.
329
00:17:16,665 --> 00:17:18,733
- Wait, you what?!
- I'm sorry.
330
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,801
And she didn't trash this place.
She did.
331
00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:22,737
Well, you're the one
who brought me here.
332
00:17:22,771 --> 00:17:25,540
Wow, once you start telling the truth,
you just can't stop, can you?
333
00:17:26,608 --> 00:17:29,710
You know what?
Why don't we all just tell the truth.
334
00:17:29,745 --> 00:17:32,813
I love that idea, Mrs. Wheeler,
because I have a lot to say.
335
00:17:32,848 --> 00:17:35,783
This isn't about my job performance.
336
00:17:35,817 --> 00:17:39,554
This is about Brad.
Admit it.
337
00:17:39,588 --> 00:17:44,492
You are nothing but a jealous,
stereotypical, very well dressed bully.
338
00:17:44,526 --> 00:17:47,038
Seriously, where did you get that outfit?!
339
00:17:47,796 --> 00:17:51,866
And you are nothing but a privileged,
whiny, holier than thou hypocrite.
340
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,734
Mm-hmm.
You know what? That is good.
341
00:17:53,769 --> 00:17:57,705
And might I add,
unsupportive backstabber.
342
00:17:57,739 --> 00:17:59,840
You don't give one thought
to other people's feelings
343
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,909
or the ramifications of your actions.
344
00:18:01,944 --> 00:18:05,513
Okay, I'm just gonna let her keep going!
345
00:18:05,547 --> 00:18:09,450
I could lose my job.
Your father could go to prison.
346
00:18:09,484 --> 00:18:11,852
Is having a "good time"
really worth all that?
347
00:18:11,887 --> 00:18:14,622
Okay, that kind of went off the rails.
348
00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:17,625
And to think, you were my role model.
349
00:18:17,659 --> 00:18:19,794
But you know what?
From now on,
350
00:18:19,828 --> 00:18:24,699
I am my own role model.
Here's what's going to happen.
351
00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:28,703
I am going to rent this place
because I believe in myself.
352
00:18:28,737 --> 00:18:32,807
And when I do, you are going
to make me a full-fledged agent.
353
00:18:32,841 --> 00:18:37,678
Or I'll just stick to the original plan
and fire you.
354
00:18:37,713 --> 00:18:40,881
Okay, great.
But just remember wherever I go,
355
00:18:40,916 --> 00:18:44,819
so does your number one realtor.
My boyfriend...
356
00:18:44,853 --> 00:18:46,654
Brad.
357
00:18:48,657 --> 00:18:50,858
- Welcome aboard, Bonnie.
- Oh, yeah.
358
00:18:50,892 --> 00:18:55,663
And as for you, Pi... Piper?
Where is Piper?
359
00:18:55,697 --> 00:18:58,666
So, um, speaking of Piper,
360
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:01,636
she actually mentioned that you
might still be in love with me.
361
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:04,966
In case you haven't paid
attention, she's a liar.
362
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:09,577
Well, just thought I'd swing by
363
00:19:09,611 --> 00:19:11,579
before my last day
as an employed person.
364
00:19:12,814 --> 00:19:14,715
Piper still hasn't shown up.
365
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,451
Riley, I feel like this is all my fault.
366
00:19:17,486 --> 00:19:19,887
This is where you're
supposed to tell me it's not.
367
00:19:19,921 --> 00:19:24,458
It's not.
I really only have myself to blame.
368
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:25,893
How can I ever make it as a lawyer
369
00:19:25,927 --> 00:19:28,729
if I can't even tell when
someone's lying to my face?
370
00:19:28,764 --> 00:19:31,565
Oh, hey.
Morning, guys.
371
00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:36,637
Here.
A check for your entire bar bill.
372
00:19:36,672 --> 00:19:39,640
I couldn't help myself.
I gave my number to some girl.
373
00:19:39,675 --> 00:19:41,676
You win. I caved.
374
00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:45,579
I accept your concession.
Tough loss, bro.
375
00:19:51,787 --> 00:19:53,287
Piper?
376
00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:58,492
Oh, sorry.
I might have caved a little.
377
00:19:58,527 --> 00:19:59,760
Twice.
378
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:05,599
Hey.
379
00:20:06,868 --> 00:20:10,604
Um, I probably owe you an apology.
380
00:20:10,639 --> 00:20:13,774
I was being totally selfish
and immature,
381
00:20:13,809 --> 00:20:15,743
and thanks to you
I can see that my actions
382
00:20:15,777 --> 00:20:18,679
really affect other people.
Like you.
383
00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:20,681
I'm sorry.
384
00:20:20,716 --> 00:20:24,919
- That was a complete lie, wasn't it?
- Yeah, he wrote it.
385
00:20:26,722 --> 00:20:28,856
Not bad. But here's
what's gonna happen.
386
00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,958
We're gonna go to court,
and you're gonna tell my boss
387
00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:33,594
that I was awesome this weekend.
388
00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,629
And if you don't, I'm
gonna tell your dad
389
00:20:35,664 --> 00:20:37,631
every single thing
that you've been up to.
390
00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:38,999
I'll get dressed.
391
00:20:40,635 --> 00:20:43,704
Wow.
Way to argue your case, counselor.
392
00:20:43,739 --> 00:20:45,873
Thank you.
I'm back!
393
00:20:45,907 --> 00:20:47,541
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
394
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
So, what do they think?
395
00:20:54,001 --> 00:20:55,768
I think they're gonna take it.
396
00:20:57,704 --> 00:20:59,939
Sister, sister.
397
00:20:59,973 --> 00:21:03,709
- They don't mind the bells?
- Nope.
398
00:21:03,744 --> 00:21:04,877
Oh, right.
399
00:21:11,118 --> 00:21:14,787
God works in mysterious ways.
400
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