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Item 28:
your pet name for me.
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Time's running out on this.
You need to make a decision.
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I submitted you
a notarized list.
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I'm sorry, but "Gollum" and
"Flakey" are not acceptable.
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Well, you don't like
"Princess Corncob""
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you don't like "Fester"-- you're
just impossible to please.
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We'll come back to that one.
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This brings us
to the final item
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in our annual State
of the Relationship Summit.
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Item 29: Valentine's Day.
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Ah, the worst for last. Hmm.
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Classic Flakey.
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Before you get upset, I believe
I've come up with a way for us
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to celebrate the occasion
that we both can enjoy.
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People usually start
a meeting with a joke,
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but you go ahead--
end with one.
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I propose we spend a weekend
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at a bed-and-breakfast
in Napa Valley.
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I hate every word
in that sentence.
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Including "in""
"at," "we" and "a""
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Come on, Sheldon. Why not?
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For starters,
a bed-and-breakfast forces you
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to eat with strangers
at your table.
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One step ahead of you--
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Bernadette and Wolowitz
are going with us.
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Oh, very well.
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What are the
sleeping arrangements?
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We've only been dating
for three years.
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If we were to share a room,
people might talk.
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I got you your own room.
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What if my room has
a claw-foot bathtub?
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It doesn't. I know it makes you feel like
you're bathing inside a monster.
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Look, I appreciate the effort,
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but I'm still
unclear how this trip
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is supposed to be
enjoyable for me.
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We're going to have
Valentine's Day dinner
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on a fully functioning
vintage train.
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Vintage?
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Be specific.
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An Alcoa FA-4 diesel locomotive
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leading a train
of meticulously restored
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1915 Pullman
first-class coaches.
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Wow.
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I'm feeling the
urge to hug you.
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And one... and two...
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All right, Gollum,
we're good.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x15 ♪
The Locomotive Manipulation
Original Air Date on February 6, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Are you sure you guys don't want
to come with us to Napa?
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You could probably
still get a room.
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No, I think we're just gonna
have a quiet weekend at home.
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Plus, I'm not sure
it's a great idea
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to take Penny to where wine
comes from.
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What? It's a joke.
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Oh, come on.
We bust on each other.
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I wear dorky glasses,
you might have a problem--
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it's all for laughs.
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That would really piss me off if
I didn't have a buzz going on.
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Howard, which pocket watch
will you be wearing
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for dinner on the train?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Oh, I'm afraid if we wear
the same pocket watch,
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it will be embarrassing.
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I don't own a pocket watch.
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Oh, my.
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Well, then my apologies for
bringing up this sore spot.
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Since you two are gonna be
around for Valentine's,
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would you mind
watching Cinnamon?
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You have Valentine's plans?!
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Which came out sounding
way more surprised than I meant.
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L-Let me try that again.
You have Val...
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See? I can't do it.
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I don't have plans
which is why I booked time
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on the big telescope that night.
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Well, an evening
looking at the stars--
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that's still
kind of romantic.
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Except I'll be alone.
I'm trying to put
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lipstick on a pig here.
Work with me.
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We'd be happy to watch Cinnamon.
Yeah.
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Thank you. Oh, and I'd like
for at least one of us
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to see some action, so if
you guys happen to have sex,
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it's cool if she stays
in the room.
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Hey, same goes for the two
of you with Amy.
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What do you think,
Sheldon?
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It's magnificent.
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This is going to be
the best Valentine's Day ever.
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I'm so glad you like it.
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I'm prepared to say
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I love it, as soon as I confirm
there are no hobos aboard.
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Okay.
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Raj, I got it.
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Bye.
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That was your daddy.
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He wanted me to say that he
misses... Why am I doing this?
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Ooh, flowers and chocolates?
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Somebody's trying to get
me out of my panties.
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Don't be surprised if you find
five chocolates missing
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and three gross coconut ones
with a bite taken out.
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It came that way
when I bought it.
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Got you a little
something, too.
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Aw.
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Jewelry.
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Oh, my God.
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Lakers tickets?!
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It gets better. Instead of me,
you can take someone
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who will actually enjoy it.
Aw!
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You are the best boyfriend ever.
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Thank you. Seriously,
please don't make me go.
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Should we take this
little party to the bedroom?
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Mm, don't have to-- we have
the whole place to ourselves.
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Oh, that's true.
In fact, if you want,
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we can do it right here
on Sheldon's spot.
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That is the least sexy thing
anyone's ever said to me.
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To the bedroom!
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Yeah!
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And for the entrée, tonight's
special is a seafood risotto.
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Do you have any questions?
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Uh, I do.
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Uh, does this train car have the
original link-and-pin coupler
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or the Miller Hook and Platform?
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I'm sorry, I meant questions
about the food.
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Oh, of course. Um...
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he seafood risotto
being served on a train car
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with the original
link-and-pin coupler
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or the Miller Hook and Platform?
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I-I think we're
gonna need a minute.
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Fun fact: it's neither.
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They actually
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use the AAR type E coupler.
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If you listen carefully when
the locomotive disconnects,
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you'll hear the characteristic
click-pshht-thunk
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of the knuckle.
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Get out of town.
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Fun fact: I'm gonna
jump off this train.
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Hey, Cinnamon,
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guess who just did it
human style.
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Oh, my God!
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It's a little late,
but I'll take it.
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No, Cinnamon ate the chocolates.
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That's really bad for dogs.
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Oh, crap. What are we gonna do?
We gotta get her
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to a vet right now.
I don't have a vet.
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I have a podiatrist,
an optometrist, an allergist,
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a dermatologist, a urologist.
You'd think I'd have a vet.
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Okay. There's one not far
from here. Come on. Let's go.
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Okay.
Koothrappali was right.
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We should have
let her watch.
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Do another one,
do another one!
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Okay.
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Here's my impression
of the Amtrak
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Acela barreling
down the Eastern Corridor.
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It's like there's a train
in your mouth.
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Oh, yeah.
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I've got one.
Um, the Amtrak Wolverine
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coming into Chicago.
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I've been on that train.
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And I just was again.
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Hey, see if you guys
can guess this one.
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Bang! Splat! Thud.
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How many trains
have you been on?
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Tons. A box fell on my head
at UPS six years ago.
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Now I just collect disability
and ride trains.
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Wow. Your life's amazing.
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Not always.
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A box fell on my head
at UPS six years ago.
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Now I just collect disability
and ride trains.
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Why do I even try?
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I'm gonna fix
this right now.
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Okay. Just make it look
like an accident.
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Excuse me.
You are
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at Valentine's dinner
with your girlfriend.
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Now get back over there
and be with her.
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You're right.
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That was
insensitive of me.
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I have to go back
to my table now.
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You should join us.
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All right.
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Great.
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Now there's two of 'em.
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How much chocolate
did she eat?
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A whole box.
Well, to be fair,
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you ate a lot of it
before you gave it to me.
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So the point is I may
have saved her life.
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I'm sorry,
is this a joke to you?
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No.
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Maybe to her.
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How big
a box of chocolate was it?
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Uh, something like
this. I don't know.
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It came free with
a full tank of gas.
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Really? Do you know how much
those Lakers tickets were?
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Do you know
how much gas is?
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Hey!
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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Oh, my God, Cinnamon,
are you okay?!
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I can't believe you two!
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00:10:00,356 --> 00:10:02,139
You do whatever it takes
to save her life.
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00:10:02,141 --> 00:10:04,424
If she needs new organs,
I'll buy any dog necessary
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00:10:04,426 --> 00:10:06,426
and scrap them for parts!
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00:10:06,428 --> 00:10:08,762
You're the owner?
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00:10:08,764 --> 00:10:10,614
Owner, father, soul mate,
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00:10:10,616 --> 00:10:13,951
and if anything happens to her,
your worst nightmare!
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00:10:15,904 --> 00:10:17,921
Well, she's not
throwing up,
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00:10:17,923 --> 00:10:19,206
which is a good sign.
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00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:21,542
So, I'm gonna take her in back,
put her on fluids
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and give her something
to absorb the toxins.
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00:10:23,245 --> 00:10:24,828
Okay?
Okay. Okay, thank you.
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00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:26,763
Oh, if she's scared,
you can sing to her.
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00:10:26,765 --> 00:10:28,782
She likes Katy Perry.
218
00:10:28,784 --> 00:10:29,950
Oh, but don't
do "Firework""
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That gets her all riled up.
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Got it.
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Should have been a dentist.
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00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:40,644
Okay, what was
the best four-ten-four
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U.S. locomotive
ever built?
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Trick question.
There never was one.
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00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:45,849
Or was there?
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00:10:45,851 --> 00:10:48,068
What?!
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00:10:49,354 --> 00:10:53,090
In 1944, the Pacific Railroad
built number 6131,
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which rearranged
the drivers and cylinders,
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00:10:54,944 --> 00:10:56,810
solving the problem
of the Q-1,
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creating a duplex-drive
four-four-six-four.
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In what world is
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00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:02,833
a four-four-six-four
a four-ten-four?
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00:11:02,835 --> 00:11:04,585
A world I don't
want to live in!
234
00:11:05,954 --> 00:11:08,472
Seriously, I no longer want
to live in this world.
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00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:11,258
Hold on to your
conductor's hat.
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00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:13,126
You crank the second
and third axles,
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00:11:13,128 --> 00:11:15,512
creating a pair
of internal connecting rods,
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00:11:15,514 --> 00:11:17,163
and boom--
four-ten-four.
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00:11:17,165 --> 00:11:19,099
If you think
about it, the Q-2
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was like the four-ten-four
America never made.
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00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:23,954
I may never stop
thinking about it.
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00:11:23,956 --> 00:11:26,623
Amy, what are the odds
we run into this guy?
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00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:28,174
Better than you think.
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00:11:31,362 --> 00:11:32,679
You know, if you ask nicely,
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00:11:32,681 --> 00:11:34,281
they'll let you visit
the engine room.
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00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,117
I never want
this day to end.
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It's feeling like
it never will.
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00:11:40,172 --> 00:11:41,455
Come on.
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00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:45,659
Hey, did I tell you
what happened to me at UPS?
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00:11:48,796 --> 00:11:52,482
As if Valentine’s Day wasn't bad
enough, you try to kill my dog?!
251
00:11:52,484 --> 00:11:54,718
And with cheap chocolate,
no less?
252
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,220
It wasn't cheap.
253
00:11:56,222 --> 00:11:58,222
It was free.
254
00:11:58,224 --> 00:12:00,090
We're really sorry.
It was an accident.
255
00:12:00,092 --> 00:12:02,492
Yeah, we weren't even out
of the room that long.
256
00:12:02,494 --> 00:12:05,229
Oh, no, come on.
It was a while.
257
00:12:05,231 --> 00:12:07,648
It was a while.
258
00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:12,069
Oh, is Cinnamon gonna be okay?
259
00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:13,386
She's responding well.
260
00:12:13,388 --> 00:12:16,089
We just want to keep her
a little longer for observation.
261
00:12:16,091 --> 00:12:18,408
All right. Uh, would-would
it be okay for me to see her?
262
00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:19,776
We're usually
in bed by now,
263
00:12:19,778 --> 00:12:22,312
and I want her to
know that I'm here.
264
00:12:22,314 --> 00:12:25,415
Yes, we sleep together,
and sometimes we spoon.
265
00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:29,836
It's okay.
I sleep with my dog, too.
266
00:12:29,838 --> 00:12:32,456
We're not supposed
to let people in back,
267
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,808
but I think
I can make an exception.
268
00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:36,409
Thank you.
Come on.
269
00:12:36,411 --> 00:12:39,429
By the way, I sang her Katy Perry.
Oh, yeah?
270
00:12:39,431 --> 00:12:40,931
And I don't care
271
00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:42,933
what that obnoxious
parrot back there says.
272
00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:45,102
I crushed it.
273
00:12:45,104 --> 00:12:48,021
I think there's something going
on between the two of them.
274
00:12:48,023 --> 00:12:50,924
Maybe, but you also think
nine minutes isn't a while,
275
00:12:50,926 --> 00:12:53,694
so what do you know?
276
00:12:59,317 --> 00:13:00,684
You okay?
277
00:13:00,686 --> 00:13:03,620
Why? Because my boyfriend's off
playing choo-choo
278
00:13:03,622 --> 00:13:05,656
with some weirdo?
279
00:13:05,658 --> 00:13:09,926
Well, to be fair,
they're both weirdos.
280
00:13:09,928 --> 00:13:13,113
I don't know what made me think
tonight would be any different.
281
00:13:13,115 --> 00:13:16,616
Well, just the fact that you got
him up here still says a lot.
282
00:13:16,618 --> 00:13:19,553
To be honest, I bet Howie 200
bucks it wasn't gonna happen.
283
00:13:19,555 --> 00:13:23,307
I'm going to the Lego store
to get a big-ass R2-D2.
284
00:13:25,393 --> 00:13:27,311
See? It's not
just Sheldon.
285
00:13:27,313 --> 00:13:30,580
They're all idiots.
286
00:13:30,582 --> 00:13:32,432
She's right.
287
00:13:32,434 --> 00:13:33,867
So, your boyfriend's
288
00:13:33,869 --> 00:13:35,068
a fixer-upper.
289
00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:36,236
Most of them are.
290
00:13:36,238 --> 00:13:37,404
I mean, look at this guy.
291
00:13:37,406 --> 00:13:38,605
You think he
came like this?
292
00:13:38,607 --> 00:13:41,074
When I met him,
he was a hot, goofy mess.
293
00:13:42,627 --> 00:13:44,578
Now, he's been to space.
294
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:46,863
That's all me.
295
00:13:48,282 --> 00:13:50,350
I had a little
to do with it.
296
00:13:50,352 --> 00:13:52,002
Oh, sure you did.
297
00:13:52,004 --> 00:13:54,821
Who's Mama's
big space man?
298
00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:58,658
I am.
299
00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:06,750
They've been in there,
like, half an hour.
300
00:14:06,752 --> 00:14:09,853
Yeah, for future reference,
that's a while.
301
00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:16,193
How long should we stay?
I don't know.
302
00:14:16,195 --> 00:14:17,277
I'm kind of hungry.
303
00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:19,146
I saw a Thai place next door.
304
00:14:19,148 --> 00:14:20,864
Oh. Okay.
305
00:14:20,866 --> 00:14:22,699
Oh. Oh. Hey!
How's she doing?
306
00:14:22,701 --> 00:14:25,018
How is everything?
Yeah.
307
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:27,137
She's gonna be okay; they're
gonna let me take her home.
308
00:14:27,139 --> 00:14:28,338
Oh, good.
So I want you
309
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:29,706
to keep a close eye on her
310
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:30,857
for the next 24 hours.
311
00:14:30,859 --> 00:14:33,443
Here are a few warning signs
to look out for,
312
00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:36,065
and if you see any of them,
don't hesitate to call.
313
00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:36,676
Oh.
314
00:14:36,682 --> 00:14:39,199
Thank you for taking such
good care of my little girl.
315
00:14:39,201 --> 00:14:41,351
My pleasure.
Have a nice night.
316
00:14:41,353 --> 00:14:43,153
Yes, thank you
for all your help.
317
00:14:43,155 --> 00:14:44,304
Yeah. I'm sorry if
you didn't think
318
00:14:44,306 --> 00:14:45,538
we were taking
it seriously.
319
00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:46,656
We love animals.
320
00:14:46,658 --> 00:14:48,141
Oh, do you guys own any pets?
321
00:14:48,143 --> 00:14:49,059
No.
322
00:14:49,061 --> 00:14:51,511
Good.
323
00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:59,235
I love you so much.
324
00:14:59,237 --> 00:15:01,437
I love you, too.
325
00:15:09,863 --> 00:15:12,382
Sorry.
Sorry.
326
00:15:12,384 --> 00:15:14,117
You guys missed
a pretty great time.
327
00:15:14,119 --> 00:15:18,121
The conductor and I have
the same pocket watch.
328
00:15:19,707 --> 00:15:20,707
It was crazy.
329
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:23,909
Dare I say "loco"?
330
00:15:23,911 --> 00:15:25,428
Oh, and, Amy, guess what?
331
00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:27,630
The conductor said
as soon as he gets off work,
332
00:15:27,632 --> 00:15:29,515
he can come back
to the bed and breakfast
333
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:30,767
and play his banjo for us.
334
00:15:30,769 --> 00:15:34,587
Okay. I need to speak to
my boyfriend in private,
335
00:15:34,589 --> 00:15:36,088
like, right now.
336
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,724
There's a car
with a glass roof.
337
00:15:37,726 --> 00:15:39,392
Want to go look
at the stars?
338
00:15:39,394 --> 00:15:40,760
Oh, that sounds
so romantic.
339
00:15:40,762 --> 00:15:43,062
Oh, give it a rest!
340
00:15:43,064 --> 00:15:45,281
Let's go.
341
00:15:49,286 --> 00:15:50,503
Why are you still here?
342
00:15:50,505 --> 00:15:52,088
Excuse me.
343
00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:53,940
I think you're being
a little rude.
344
00:15:53,942 --> 00:15:55,158
I'm being rude?
345
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,909
You've been rude to me
this entire evening.
346
00:15:56,911 --> 00:15:58,745
How is that possible?
347
00:15:58,747 --> 00:16:02,115
I've hardly spoken to you
since we got on the train.
348
00:16:02,117 --> 00:16:05,752
I'm detecting a little friction
between you two,
349
00:16:05,754 --> 00:16:08,171
and I don't want
to be a third rail.
350
00:16:08,173 --> 00:16:10,606
Get it?
351
00:16:10,608 --> 00:16:12,725
I get it.
352
00:16:14,111 --> 00:16:15,311
Leave!
353
00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:19,599
What is your problem?
354
00:16:19,601 --> 00:16:20,850
It's Valentine's Day.
355
00:16:20,852 --> 00:16:22,935
We're supposed
to be having a romantic weekend.
356
00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:25,071
Oh, really? Because
I remember you saying
357
00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:27,940
that this trip was going to be
something we could both enjoy.
358
00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:31,077
Did you mean that, or were you
just trying to trick me?
359
00:16:31,079 --> 00:16:33,329
Fine, it's true.
360
00:16:33,331 --> 00:16:35,248
I deserve romance,
361
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,334
and I didn't know
how else to make it happen.
362
00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:42,372
Well, if you want romance,
then let's have romance!
363
00:16:42,374 --> 00:16:46,175
Oh, look, there's wine. Mmm.
364
00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:49,629
Grape juice that burns.
365
00:16:49,631 --> 00:16:52,348
Uh, now let's gaze
into each other's eyes, hmm?
366
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:53,666
You blinked. I win.
367
00:16:53,668 --> 00:16:55,518
Sheldon...
Let's see. What's next?
368
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,687
Oh, kissing's romantic.
369
00:17:14,405 --> 00:17:17,356
That was nice.
370
00:17:17,358 --> 00:17:19,959
Good.
371
00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:24,881
Um...
372
00:17:24,883 --> 00:17:28,634
the conductor said if I come
back to the engine room,
373
00:17:28,636 --> 00:17:32,171
he'd show me how to bring
the train through a crossing.
374
00:17:34,007 --> 00:17:36,175
Okay, have fun.
375
00:17:37,511 --> 00:17:39,512
Do you want to come with me?
376
00:17:39,514 --> 00:17:43,349
Really? I do.
377
00:17:46,737 --> 00:17:48,905
Hey, guys, wait up!
378
00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:00,338
There you go.
379
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,975
All cozy wozy.
380
00:18:03,977 --> 00:18:08,880
Here, let's see what the doctor
says to keep an eye out for.
381
00:18:10,199 --> 00:18:13,018
Hmm. "Rajesh, I was dreading
Valentine's Day.
382
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:16,822
Thank you for spending it
with me. Yvette."
383
00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:21,493
Cinnamon, she-she gave me
her phone number.
384
00:18:21,495 --> 00:18:23,445
If I knew it was that easy,
385
00:18:23,447 --> 00:18:26,181
I would have considered
poisoning you months ago.
386
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:30,118
Oh, what should I say?
387
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,704
Oh, I know. I'll point out
her name's Yvette,
388
00:18:32,706 --> 00:18:34,289
and that she's a vet.
389
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:35,590
That's hysterical.
390
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:37,092
She'll love it.
391
00:18:39,545 --> 00:18:41,963
Hello.
Oh, hey.
392
00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:44,716
You're back. How was your trip?
It was wonderful!
393
00:18:44,718 --> 00:18:45,684
Great. What did you do?
394
00:18:45,686 --> 00:18:47,219
I made a new friend
395
00:18:47,221 --> 00:18:49,271
who likes trains
as much as I do,
396
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:51,139
uh, I kissed Amy on the lips,
397
00:18:51,141 --> 00:18:52,107
and, uh,
398
00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:53,441
the conductor played his banjo
for me.
399
00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:54,559
Good night.
400
00:18:54,561 --> 00:18:57,045
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
401
00:18:57,047 --> 00:18:58,947
I'm gonna need
more details.
402
00:18:58,949 --> 00:19:01,533
Oh, well, my new friend's name
was Eric.
403
00:19:01,535 --> 00:19:05,287
Um, Amy lips tasted like
the brownie we had for dessert.
404
00:19:05,289 --> 00:19:06,454
Oh...
405
00:19:06,456 --> 00:19:07,706
the banjo-playing conductor
406
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,040
was missing a finger,
407
00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:11,243
but he made up for it
with his can-do attitude.
408
00:19:11,245 --> 00:19:13,995
No, hang on.
Hang on.
409
00:19:13,997 --> 00:19:16,498
Are all those things
equal to you?
410
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,466
Hmm.
411
00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,585
It never occurred to me
to pick a favorite.
412
00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:23,505
Well, give it a go.
413
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:27,309
I can't answer that without
collecting additional data.
414
00:19:28,311 --> 00:19:30,295
Additional data. You dog!
415
00:19:30,297 --> 00:19:32,097
I'm not sure how
listening to other
416
00:19:32,099 --> 00:19:35,016
nine-fingered banjo players
makes me dog, but all right.
417
00:19:35,018 --> 00:19:40,018
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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