1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:06,409 Item 28: Your pet name for me. 2 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:09,884 Time's running out on this. You need to make a decision. 3 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,250 I submitted you a notarized list. 4 00:00:12,913 --> 00:00:15,894 I'm sorry, but "Gollum" and "FIakey" are not acceptable. 5 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:18,724 Well, you don't like "Princess Corncob" 6 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:22,060 you don't like "Fester," you're just impossible to please. 7 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:23,667 We'll come back to that one. 8 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,263 This brings us to the final item 9 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:27,735 in our annual State of the Relationship summit. 10 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:30,569 Item 29: Valentine's Day. 11 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,735 Ohh! The worst for last. 12 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,608 Classic Flakey. 13 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,414 Before you get upset, 14 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,348 I believe I've come up with a way for us to celebrate 15 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:43,078 the occasion that we both can enjoy. 16 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:45,689 People usually start a meeting with a joke, 17 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,053 but you go ahead, end with one. 18 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:51,253 I propose we spend a weekend 19 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,227 at a bed-and-breakfast in Napa Valley. 20 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,924 I hate every word in that sentence. 21 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,434 Including "in" "at," "we" and "a." 22 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:03,030 Come on, Sheldon. Why not? 23 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,733 For starters, a bed-and-breakfast forces you 24 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,880 -to eat with strangers at your table. -One step ahead of you. 25 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,743 Bernadette and Wolowitz are going with us. 26 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,282 Very well. What are the sleeping arrangements? 27 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,977 We've only been dating for three years. 28 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:18,953 If we were to share a room, people might talk. 29 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,486 I got you your own room. 30 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:23,491 What if my room has a claw-toot bathtub? 31 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:26,494 It doesn't. I know it makes you feel like you're bathing inside a monster. 32 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:31,668 Look, I appreciate the effort, but I'm still unclear 33 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,999 how this trip is supposed to be enjoyable for me. 34 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:37,073 We're going to have Valentine's Day dinner 35 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:40,837 on a fully functioning vintage train. 36 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:43,675 Vintage? Be specific. 37 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:46,010 An Alcoa FA-4 diesel locomotive 38 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:48,449 leading a train of meticulously restored 39 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,112 1915 Pullman first-class coaches. 40 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:53,182 Wow. 41 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,491 I'm feeling the urge to hug you. 42 00:01:57,684 --> 00:02:00,187 And one... and two... 43 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:03,198 All right, Gollum, we're good. 44 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,333 I (THEME SONG) I 45 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,056 Are you sure you guys don't want to come with us to Napa? 46 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:32,458 You could probably still get a room. 47 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:35,031 No, I think we're just gonna have a quiet weekend at home. 48 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:36,565 Plus, I'm not sure it's a great idea 49 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:39,033 to take Penny to where wine comes from. 50 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,167 What? It's a joke. 51 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,571 Oh, come on. We bust on each other. 52 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:47,871 I wear dorky glasses, you might have a problem. 53 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:49,742 It's all for laughs. 54 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:54,018 That would really piss me off if I didn't have a buzz going on. 55 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:02,190 Howard, which pocket watch will you be wearing for dinner on the train? 56 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,261 I'm sorry, what? 57 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,431 I'm afraid if we wear the same pocket watch, 58 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,196 it will be embarrassing. 59 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,172 I don't own a pocket watch. 60 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,672 Oh, my. 61 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:24,441 Well, then my apologies for bringing up this sore spot. 62 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:29,952 Since you two are gonna be around for Valentine's, 63 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,248 would you mind watching Cinnamon? 64 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,516 You have Valentine's plans? 65 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,422 Which came out sounding way more surprised than I meant. 66 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,288 Let me try that again. You have Val-- 67 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:43,265 -See? I can't do it. -I don't have plans, 68 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:46,267 which is why I booked time on the big telescope that night. 69 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:49,407 Well, an evening looking at the stars, that's still kind of romantic. 70 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,803 Except I'll be alone. 71 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,638 I'm trying to put lipstick on a pig here. Work with me. 72 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,147 -We'd be happy to watch Cinnamon. -Yeah. 73 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,147 Thank you. Oh, and I'd like for at least one of us 74 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,252 to see some action, so if you guys happen to have sex, 75 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,149 it's cool if she stays in the room. 76 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:06,755 Same goes for the two of you with Amy. 77 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,599 What do you think, Sheldon? 78 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,639 It's magnificent. 79 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:26,141 This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever. 80 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:28,006 I'm so glad you like it. 81 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,841 I'm prepared to say I love it, 82 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,677 as soon as I confirm there are no hobos aboard. 83 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:38,084 OK. 84 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,025 Raj, I got it. 85 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,756 Bye. 86 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:46,297 That was your daddy. 87 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,860 He wanted me to say that he misses-- Why am I doing this? 88 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:54,202 Happy Valentine's Day! 89 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:56,534 Flowers and chocolates? 90 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:59,199 Somebody's trying to get me out of my panties. 91 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,777 Don't be surprised if you find five chocolates missing 92 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:04,973 and three gross coconut ones with a bite taken out. 93 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,684 It came that way when I bought it. 94 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:10,983 Got you a little something, too. 95 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,488 Oh, jewelry! 96 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:17,157 Oh, my God. Lakers tickets?! 97 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:21,490 It gets better. Instead of me, you can take someone 98 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,067 -who will actually enjoy it. -Ohh! 99 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,735 You are the best boyfriend ever. 100 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,669 Thank you. Seriously, please don't make me go. 101 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:34,968 Should we take this little party to the bedroom? 102 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,206 Don't have to. We have the whole place to ourselves. 103 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,816 -That's true. -In fact, if you want, 104 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:42,419 we can do it right here on Sheldon's spot. 105 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:48,185 That is the least sexy thing anyone's ever said to me. 106 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,251 -To the bedroom! -Yeah! 107 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:59,427 And for the entrée, tonight's special is a seafood risotto. 108 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,903 -Do you have any questions? -I do. 109 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:05,942 Does this train car have the original link-and-pin coupler 110 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,101 or the Miller Hook and platform? 111 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:11,213 I'm sorry, I meant questions about the food. 112 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,078 Oh, of course. 113 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,221 Is the seafood risotto being served on a train car 114 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,753 with the original link-and-pin coupler 115 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,549 orthe Miller Hook and platform? 116 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:23,291 I think we're gonna need a minute. 117 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,860 it's neither. 118 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:32,801 They actually use the AAR type "E" coupler. 119 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:35,303 If you listen carefully when the locomotive disconnects, 120 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:38,068 you'll hear the characteristic click, whoosh, 121 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,041 ...thunk of the knuckle. 122 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:44,644 Get out of town. 123 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:49,281 I'm gonna jump off this train. 124 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:57,159 Hey, Cinnamon, guess who just did it human style. 125 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,057 Oh, my God! 126 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,666 It's a little late, but I'll take it. 127 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:07,264 No, Cinnamon ate the chocolates. That's really bad for dogs. 128 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,429 Oh, crap. What are we gonna do? 129 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,007 We gotta get her to a vet right now. 130 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,337 I don't have a vet. I have a podiatrist, 131 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,504 an optometrist, an allergist, a dermatologist, a urologist. 132 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,343 You'd think I'd have a vet. 133 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,245 OK. There's one not far from here. 134 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:21,511 -Come on. Let's go. -OK. 135 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:24,485 Koothrappali was right. We should have let her watch. 136 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,656 Do another one, do another one! 137 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:33,195 OK. Heres my impression of the Amtrak Acela 138 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:35,594 barreling down the Eastern Corridor. 139 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,607 It's like there's a train in your mouth. 140 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,336 Oh, yeah. I've got ons. 141 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:52,540 The Amtrak Wolverine coming into Chicago. 142 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:05,222 I've been on that train. And I just was again. 143 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:11,501 Bang! Splat! Thud. 144 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,834 How many trains have you been on? 145 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:19,569 Tons. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago. 146 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:22,339 Now I just collect disability and ride trains. 147 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:27,246 Wow. Your life's amazing. 148 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,916 Not always. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago. 149 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:35,184 Now I just collect disability and ride trains. 150 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,564 -Why do I even try? -I'm gonna fix this right now. 151 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,067 OK. Just make it look like an accident. 152 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:52,933 Excuse me. You are at Valentine's dinner with your girlfriend. 153 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:56,046 Now get back over there and be with her. 154 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,777 You're right. That was insensitive of me. 155 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:02,682 I have to go back to my table now. 156 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:04,617 -You should join us. -All right. 157 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:10,189 Great. Now there's two of 'em. 158 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,202 -How much chocolate did she eat? -A whole box. 159 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,397 Well, to be fair, you ate a lot of it before you gave it to me. 160 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:25,636 So the point is I may have saved her life. 161 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,971 I'm sorry, is this a joke to you? 162 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,615 No. 163 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,284 Maybe to her. 164 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,319 How big a box of chocolate was it? 165 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,150 Something like this. I don't know. 166 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,258 It cams free with a full tank of gas. 167 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:44,820 Really? Do you know how much those Lakers tickets were? 168 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,827 -Do you know how much gas is? -Hey! 169 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,998 -Sorry. -Sorry. 170 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,930 Oh, my God, Cinnamon, are you OK?! 171 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,766 I can't believe you two! 172 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,407 You do whatever it takes to save her life. 173 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,507 If she needs new organs, I'll buy any dog necessary 174 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,474 and scrap them for parts! 175 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,845 -You're the owner? -Owner, father, soul mate, 176 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,848 and if anything happens to her, your worst nightmare! 177 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,922 Well, she's not throwing up, which is a good sign. 178 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:15,457 So, I'm gonna take her in back, put her on fluids 179 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,185 and give her something to absorb the toxins. 180 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,852 OK. OK, thank you. 181 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:22,363 If she's scared, you can sing to her. She likes Katy Perry. 182 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,795 But don't do "Firework" That gets her all riled up. 183 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,161 Got it. 184 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,331 Should have been a dentist. 185 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:36,212 OK, what was the best four-ten-four US locomotive over built? 186 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,508 Trick question. There never was one. 187 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:41,880 -Or was there? -What?! 188 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,019 In 1944, the Pacific Railroad built number 6131, 189 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,955 which rearranged the drivers and cylinders, 190 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,890 solving the problem of the Q-1, 191 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,859 creating a duplex-drive four-four-six-four. 192 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:56,728 In what world is a four-four-six-four a four-ten-four? 193 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,460 A world I don't want to live in! 194 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,562 Seriously, I no longer want to live in this world. 195 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,236 Hold on to your conductor's hat. You crank the second and third axles, 196 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,573 creating a pair of internal connecting rods, 197 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,683 and boom! Four-ten-four. If you think about it, 198 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,217 the Q-2 was like the four-ten-four America never made. 199 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,912 I may never stop thinking about it. 200 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:20,421 Amy, what are the odds we run into this guy? 201 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,059 Better than you think. 202 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,262 You know, if you ask nicely, they'll let you visit the engine room. 203 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,730 I never want this day to end. 204 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,495 It's feeling like it never will. 205 00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:36,402 Come on. 206 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,076 Hey, did I tell you what happened to me at UPS? 207 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:46,408 As if Valentine's Day wasn't bad enough, you try to kill my dog?! 208 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,575 And with cheap chocolate, no less? 209 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:51,688 It wasn't cheap. It was free. 210 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,619 We're really sorry. It was an accident. 211 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,385 Yeah, we weren't even out of the room that long. 212 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,859 No, come on. It was a while. 213 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,131 It was a while. 214 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,365 -Is Cinnamon gonna be OK? -She's responding well. 215 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,973 We just want to keep her a little longer for observation. 216 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:12,439 All right. Would it be OK for me to see her? 217 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:15,478 We're usually in bed by now, and I want her to know that I'm here. 218 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,281 Yes, we sleep together, and sometimes we spoon. 219 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,883 It's OK. I sleep with my dog, too. 220 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,081 We're not supposed to let people in back, but... 221 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,726 ...I think I can make an exception. 222 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,724 -Thank you. -Come on. 223 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:34,560 -By the way, I sang her Katy Perry. -Oh, yeah? 224 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:38,498 And I don't care what that obnoxious parrot back there says. I crushed it. 225 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,099 I think there's something going on between the two of them. 226 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,765 Maybe, but you also think nine minutes isn't a while, 227 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,239 so what do you know? 228 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,978 -You OK? .Why? 229 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:59,248 Because my boyfriend's off playing choo-choo with some weirdo? 230 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,756 Well, to be fair, they're both weirdos. 231 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,020 I don't know what made me think tonight would be any different. 232 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:10,599 Well, just the fact that you got him up here still says a lot. 233 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,033 To be honest, I bet Howie 200 bucks it wasn't gonna happen. 234 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,196 I'm going to the LEGO store to get a big-ass R2-D2. 235 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,803 See? It's not just Sheldon. They're all idiots. 236 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,483 She's right. 237 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,043 So your boyfriends a fixer-upper. Most of them are. 238 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,553 I mean, look at this guy. You think he came like this? 239 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,885 When I met him, he was a hot, goofy mess. 240 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,721 Now, he's been to space. 241 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,660 That's all me. 242 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,868 -l had a little to do with it. -Oh, sure you did. 243 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,403 Who's Mama's big space man? 244 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,503 I am. 245 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,582 They've been in there, like, half an hour. 246 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,584 Yeah, for future reference, that's a while. 247 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,089 -How long should we stay? -I don't know. I'm kind of hungry. 248 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,663 -I saw a Thai place next door. -OK. 249 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,930 -How's she doing? -How is everything? 250 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,003 She's gonna be OK. They're gonna let me take her home. 251 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,195 Good. 252 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,534 So I want you to keep a close eye on her 253 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,868 for the next 24 hours. 254 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,409 Here are a few warning signs to look out for. 255 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,104 If you see any of them, don't hesitate to call. 256 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:33,113 Thank you for taking such good care of my little girl. 257 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,218 My pleasure. Have a nice night. 258 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,048 Yes, thank you for all your help. 259 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,190 Yeah. I'm sorry if you didn't think we were taking it seriously. 260 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,916 -We love animals. -Do you guys own any pets? 261 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,618 -No. -Good. 262 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,534 I love you so much. 263 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,104 I love you, too. 264 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,440 -Sorry. -Sorry. 265 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,048 You guys missed a pretty great time. 266 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:11,381 The conductor and I have the same pocket watch. 267 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:16,486 -It was crazy. -Dare I say "loco?" 268 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,961 Oh, and, Amy, guess what? 269 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,893 The conductor said as soon as he gets off work, 270 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:24,297 he can come back to the bed and breakfast and play his banjo for us. 271 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:29,329 OK. I need to speak to my boyfriend in private, like, right now. 272 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:32,476 There's a car with a glass roof. Want to go look at the stars? 273 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:36,011 -That sounds so romantic. -Give it a rest! 274 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,782 Let's go. 275 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,448 -Why are you still here? -Excuse me. 276 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,318 I think you're being a little rude. 277 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,188 I'm being rude? You've been rude to me this entire evening. 278 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,919 How is that possible? 279 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:55,190 I've hardly spoken to you since we got on the train. 280 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,363 I'm detecting a little friction between you two, 281 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,664 and I don't want to be a third rail. 282 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,871 Get it? 283 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,037 I get it. 284 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,711 Leave! 285 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,212 -What is your problem? -it's Valentine's Day. 286 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,284 We're supposed to be having a romantic weekend. 287 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,945 Oh, really? Because I remember you saying 288 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,284 that this trip was going to be something we could both enjoy. 289 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:24,553 Did you mean that, or were you just trying to trick me? 290 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,889 Fine, it's true. I deserve romance, 291 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,558 and I didn't know how else to make it happen. 292 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:36,635 Well, if you want romance, then let's have romance! 293 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,208 Oh, look, there's wine. Mm! 294 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,979 Grape juice that burns. 295 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,911 Now let's gaze into each other's eyes. 296 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,313 -You blinked. I win. -Sheldon-- 297 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,920 Let's see. What's next? Kissing's romantic. 298 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,764 That was nice. 299 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,034 Good. 300 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,776 Um... 301 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:21,851 The conductor said if I come back to the engine room, 302 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,455 he'd show me how to bring the train through a crossing. 303 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,451 OK, have fun. 304 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,893 Do you want to come with me? 305 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,465 Really? I do. 306 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,936 Hey, guys, wait up! 307 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:53,049 There you go. All cozy wozy. 308 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,986 Here, let's see what the doctor says to keep an eye out for. 309 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,151 Hm. "Rajesh, I was dreading Valentine's Day. 310 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:06,820 Thank you for spending it with me. Yvette." 311 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:12,560 Cinnamon, she gave me her phone number. 312 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:13,999 If I'd known it was that easy, I would have considered 313 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,969 poisoning you months ago. 314 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,469 Oh, what should I say? 315 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,111 Oh, I know. 316 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,407 I'll point out her names Yvette, and that she's a vet. 317 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,140 That's hysterical. 318 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,682 She'll love it. 319 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,414 -Hello. -Hey. You're back. 320 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,683 -How was your trip? -It was wonderful! 321 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,350 -Great. What did you do? -I made a new friend 322 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,360 who likes trains as much as I do, 323 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,122 I kissed Amy on the lips, 324 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,131 and the conductor played his banjo for me. 325 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,701 Good night. 326 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:49,032 Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna need more details. 327 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,641 Well, my new friend's name was Eric. 328 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,370 Amy lips lasted like the brownie we had for dessert. 329 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,139 The banjo-playing conductor was missing a finger, 330 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,478 but he made up for it with his can-do attitude. 331 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:06,512 No, hang on. Hang on. Are all those things equal to you? 332 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,124 Hmm... 333 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,554 It never occurred to me to pick a favourite. 334 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,855 Well, give it a go. 335 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,692 I can't answer that without collecting additional data. 336 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,135 Additional data. You dog! 337 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,533 I'm not sure how listening to other nine-fingered banjo players 338 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,700 makes me dog, but all right. 339 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,384 I (THEME MUSIC) I