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Item 28: your pet
name for me.
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Time's running out on this.
You need to make a decision.
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I submitted you a
notarized list.
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I'm sorry, but "Gollum" and
"Flakey" are not acceptable.
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Well, you don't like
"Princess Corncob""
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you don't like "Fester" -- you're
just impossible to please.
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We'll come back to that one.
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This brings us to the final item in our
annual State of the Relationship Summit.
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Item 29: Valentine's Day.
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Ah, the worst for last. Hmm.
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Classic Flakey.
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Before you get upset, I believe
I've come up with a way for us
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to celebrate the occasion
that we both can enjoy.
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People usually start
a meeting with a joke,
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but you go ahead--
end with one.
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I propose we spend a weekend at a
bed-and-breakfast in Napa Valley.
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I hate every word
in that sentence.
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Including "in""
"at," "we" and "a""
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Come on, Sheldon. Why not?
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For starters, a
bed-and-breakfast forces you
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to eat with strangers
at your table.
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One step ahead of you-- Bernadette
and Wolowitz are going with us.
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Oh, very well.
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What are the sleeping
arrangements?
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We've only been dating
for three years.
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If we were to share a
room, people might talk.
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I got you your own room.
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What if my room has
a claw-foot bathtub?
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It doesn't. I know it makes you feel
like you're bathing inside a monster.
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Look, I appreciate
the effort,
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but I'm still unclear how this trip
is supposed to be enjoyable for me.
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We're going to have
Valentine's Day dinner
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on a fully functioning
vintage train.
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Vintage?
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Be specific.
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An Alcoa FA-4
diesel locomotive
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leading a train of meticulously restored
1915 Pullman first-class coaches.
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Wow.
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I'm feeling the
urge to hug you.
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And one... and two...
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All right, Gollum,
we're good.
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♪ Our whole universe was
in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x15 ♪
The Locomotive Manipulation
Original Air Date on February 6, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Are you sure you guys don't
want to come with us to Napa?
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You could probably
still get a room.
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No, I think we're just gonna
have a quiet weekend at home.
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Plus, I'm not sure
it's a great idea
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to take Penny to where
wine comes from.
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What? It's a joke.
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Oh, come on. We
bust on each other.
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I wear dorky glasses,
you might have a problem--
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it's all for laughs.
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That would really piss me off if
I didn't have a buzz going on.
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Howard, which pocket watch will you
be wearing for dinner on the train?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Oh, I'm afraid if we wear
the same pocket watch,
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it will be embarrassing.
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I don't own a pocket watch.
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Oh, my.
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Well, then my apologies for
bringing up this sore spot.
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Since you two are gonna be
around for Valentine's,
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would you mind
watching Cinnamon?
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You have Valentine's plans?!
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Which came out sounding way
more surprised than I meant.
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L-Let me try that again. You
have Val... See? I can't do it.
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I don't have plans which is why I booked
time on the big telescope that night.
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Well, an evening looking at the stars--
that's still kind of romantic.
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Except I'll be alone.
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I'm trying to put lipstick on
a pig here. Work with me.
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- We'd be happy to watch Cinnamon.
- Yeah.
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Thank you. Oh, and I'd like
for at least one of us
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to see some action, so if you
guys happen to have sex,
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it's cool if she
stays in the room.
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Hey, same goes for the
two of you with Amy.
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What do you think, Sheldon?
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It's magnificent.
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This is going to be the
best Valentine's Day ever.
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I'm so glad you like it.
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I'm prepared to
say I love it,
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as soon as I confirm there
are no hobos aboard.
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Okay.
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Raj, I got it.
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Bye.
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That was your daddy.
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He wanted me to say that he
misses... Why am I doing this?
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Ooh, flowers and chocolates?
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Somebody's trying to get
me out of my panties.
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Don't be surprised if you
find five chocolates missing
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and three gross coconut
ones with a bite taken out.
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It came that way
when I bought it.
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Got you a little
something, too.
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Aw. Jewelry.
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Oh, my God. Lakers tickets?!
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It gets better. Instead of
me, you can take someone
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- who will actually enjoy it.
- Aw!
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You are the best
boyfriend ever.
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Thank you. Seriously,
please don't make me go.
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Should we take this little
party to the bedroom?
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Mm, don't have to-- we have
the whole place to ourselves.
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- Oh, that's true.
- In fact, if you want,
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we can do it right here
on Sheldon's spot.
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That is the least sexy thing
anyone's ever said to me.
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- To the bedroom!
- Yeah!
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And for the entrée, tonight's
special is a seafood risotto.
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- Do you have any questions?
- Uh, I do.
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Uh, does this train car have the
original link-and-pin coupler
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or the Miller Hook
and Platform?
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I'm sorry, I meant
questions about the food.
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Oh, of course. Um...
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he seafood risotto being
served on a train car
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with the original link-and-pin coupler
or the Miller Hook and Platform?
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I-I think we're gonna
need a minute.
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Fun fact: it's neither.
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They actually use the
AAR type E coupler.
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If you listen carefully when
the locomotive disconnects,
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you'll hear the characteristic
click-pshht-thunk
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of the knuckle.
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Get out of town.
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Fun fact: I'm gonna
jump off this train.
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Hey, Cinnamon,
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guess who just did
it human style.
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Oh, my God!
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It's a little late,
but I'll take it.
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No, Cinnamon ate the chocolates.
That's really bad for dogs.
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Oh, crap. What
are we gonna do?
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- We gotta get her to a vet right now.
- I don't have a vet.
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I have a podiatrist, an
optometrist, an allergist,
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a dermatologist, a urologist.
You'd think I'd have a vet.
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- Okay. There's one not far from
here. Come on. Let's go. - Okay.
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Koothrappali was right. We
should have let her watch.
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Do another one,
do another one!
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Okay. Here's my
impression of the Amtrak
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Acela barreling down
the Eastern Corridor.
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It's like there's a
train in your mouth.
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Oh, yeah. I've got one.
Um, the Amtrak Wolverine
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coming into Chicago.
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I've been on that train.
And I just was again.
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Hey, see if you guys
can guess this one.
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Bang! Splat! Thud.
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How many trains
have you been on?
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Tons. A box fell on my
head at UPS six years ago.
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Now I just collect
disability and ride trains.
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Wow. Your life's amazing.
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Not always. A box fell on my
head at UPS six years ago.
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Now I just collect
disability and ride trains.
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Why do I even try?
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I'm gonna fix this right now.
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Okay. Just make it
look like an accident.
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Excuse me. You are at Valentine's
dinner with your girlfriend.
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Now get back over there
and be with her.
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You're right. That was
insensitive of me.
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I have to go back
to my table now.
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- You should join us.
- All right.
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Great.
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Now there's two of 'em.
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How much chocolate
did she eat?
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- A whole box.
- Well, to be fair,
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you ate a lot of it
before you gave it to me.
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So the point is I may
have saved her life.
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I'm sorry, is this
a joke to you?
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No.
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Maybe to her.
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How big a box of
chocolate was it?
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Uh, something like
this. I don't know.
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It came free with
a full tank of gas.
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Really? Do you know how much
those Lakers tickets were?
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- Do you know how
much gas is? - Hey!
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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Oh, my God, Cinnamon,
are you okay?!
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I can't believe you two!
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You do whatever it takes
to save her life.
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If she needs new organs, I'll buy any
dog necessary and scrap them for parts!
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00:10:02,563 --> 00:10:05,488
- You're the owner?
- Owner, father, soul mate,
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00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:08,648
and if anything happens to
her, your worst nightmare!
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00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:13,568
Well, she's not throwing
up, which is a good sign.
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So, I'm gonna take her in
back, put her on fluids
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and give her something
to absorb the toxins.
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00:10:17,681 --> 00:10:19,495
Okay? Okay. Okay, thank you.
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Oh, if she's scared, you can sing to her.
She likes Katy Perry.
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00:10:23,745 --> 00:10:26,450
Oh, but don't do "Firework""
That gets her all riled up.
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Got it.
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Should have been a dentist.
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00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:37,029
Okay, what was the best four-ten-four
U.S. locomotive ever built?
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00:10:37,281 --> 00:10:39,473
Trick question. There
never was one.
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00:10:39,501 --> 00:10:42,318
- Or was there?
- What?!
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00:10:44,495 --> 00:10:48,021
In 1944, the Pacific
Railroad built number 6131,
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which rearranged the drivers and
cylinders, solving the problem of the Q-1,
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00:10:51,493 --> 00:10:53,680
creating a duplex-drive
four-four-six-four.
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00:10:53,711 --> 00:10:57,173
In what world is a
four-four-six-four a four-ten-four?
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00:10:57,193 --> 00:10:59,198
A world I don't
want to live in!
200
00:11:01,075 --> 00:11:03,502
Seriously, I no longer want
to live in this world.
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00:11:04,616 --> 00:11:06,083
Hold on to your
conductor's hat.
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00:11:06,096 --> 00:11:07,946
You crank the second
and third axles,
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00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:10,326
creating a pair of
internal connecting rods,
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00:11:10,349 --> 00:11:12,636
and boom-- four-ten-four.
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00:11:12,649 --> 00:11:16,229
If you think about it, the Q-2 was like
the four-ten-four America never made.
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00:11:16,248 --> 00:11:18,675
I may never stop
thinking about it.
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00:11:18,697 --> 00:11:21,222
Amy, what are the odds
we run into this guy?
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00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,902
Better than you think.
209
00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:28,946
You know, if you ask nicely, they'll
let you visit the engine room.
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00:11:29,998 --> 00:11:32,074
I never want this day to end.
211
00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:34,491
It's feeling like
it never will.
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00:11:35,521 --> 00:11:36,891
Come on.
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00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:40,476
Hey, did I tell you what
happened to me at UPS?
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As if Valentine's Day wasn't bad
enough, you try to kill my dog?!
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00:11:47,192 --> 00:11:49,252
And with cheap
chocolate, no less?
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00:11:49,271 --> 00:11:50,793
It wasn't cheap.
217
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,297
It was free.
218
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,412
We're really sorry.
It was an accident.
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00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,272
Yeah, we weren't even out
of the room that long.
220
00:11:57,285 --> 00:11:59,507
Oh, no, come on.
It was a while.
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00:12:01,339 --> 00:12:02,880
It was a while.
222
00:12:05,286 --> 00:12:06,946
Oh, is Cinnamon
gonna be okay?
223
00:12:06,966 --> 00:12:08,073
She's responding well.
224
00:12:08,096 --> 00:12:10,649
We just want to keep her a
little longer for observation.
225
00:12:10,659 --> 00:12:13,146
All right. Uh, would-would it
be okay for me to see her?
226
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:16,423
We're usually in bed by now, and I
want her to know that I'm here.
227
00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:20,256
Yes, we sleep together,
and sometimes we spoon.
228
00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:25,064
It's okay. I sleep
with my dog, too.
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00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:27,927
We're not supposed to
let people in back, but
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I think I can make
an exception.
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- Thank you.
- Come on.
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00:12:32,466 --> 00:12:35,275
- By the way, I sang her
Katy Perry. - Oh, yeah?
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00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:39,009
And I don't care what that obnoxious
parrot back there says. I crushed it.
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00:12:40,539 --> 00:12:42,948
I think there's something going
on between the two of them.
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00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,538
Maybe, but you also think
nine minutes isn't a while,
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so what do you know?
237
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You okay?
238
00:12:55,907 --> 00:13:00,129
Why? Because my boyfriend's off
playing choo-choo with some weirdo?
239
00:13:01,059 --> 00:13:04,304
Well, to be fair,
they're both weirdos.
240
00:13:05,615 --> 00:13:08,065
I don't know what made me think
tonight would be any different.
241
00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:11,268
Well, just the fact that you got
him up here still says a lot.
242
00:13:11,286 --> 00:13:13,873
To be honest, I bet Howie 200
bucks it wasn't gonna happen.
243
00:13:13,886 --> 00:13:16,888
I'm going to the Lego store
to get a big-ass R2-D2.
244
00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:23,749
See? It's not just Sheldon.
They're all idiots.
245
00:13:25,564 --> 00:13:27,184
She's right.
246
00:13:28,035 --> 00:13:30,839
So, your boyfriend's a fixer-upper.
Most of them are.
247
00:13:30,866 --> 00:13:33,174
I mean, look at this guy. You
think he came like this?
248
00:13:33,195 --> 00:13:35,712
When I met him, he was
a hot, goofy mess.
249
00:13:37,328 --> 00:13:39,129
Now, he's been to space.
250
00:13:39,435 --> 00:13:41,136
That's all me.
251
00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,320
I had a little
to do with it.
252
00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:49,342
Oh, sure you did. Who's
Mama's big space man?
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I am.
254
00:13:59,786 --> 00:14:01,346
They've been in there,
like, half an hour.
255
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:04,032
Yeah, for future
reference, that's a while.
256
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:12,102
- How long should we stay?
- I don't know. I'm kind of hungry.
257
00:14:12,113 --> 00:14:13,980
I saw a Thai place next door.
258
00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:15,726
Oh. Okay.
259
00:14:16,016 --> 00:14:18,414
- Oh. Oh. Hey!
- How's she doing?
260
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:19,553
- How is everything?
- Yeah.
261
00:14:19,572 --> 00:14:21,759
She's gonna be okay; they're
gonna let me take her home.
262
00:14:21,787 --> 00:14:24,096
- Oh, good. - So I want you
to keep a close eye on her
263
00:14:24,116 --> 00:14:25,783
for the next 24 hours.
264
00:14:25,807 --> 00:14:28,127
Here are a few warning
signs to look out for,
265
00:14:28,146 --> 00:14:30,839
and if you see any of them,
don't hesitate to call.
266
00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:33,825
Oh. Thank you for taking such
good care of my little girl.
267
00:14:33,856 --> 00:14:36,006
My pleasure.
Have a nice night.
268
00:14:36,115 --> 00:14:37,862
Yes, thank you
for all your help.
269
00:14:37,874 --> 00:14:41,365
Yeah. I'm sorry if you didn't think we
were taking it seriously. We love animals.
270
00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:42,882
Oh, do you guys own any pets?
271
00:14:42,904 --> 00:14:45,031
- No.
- Good.
272
00:14:52,356 --> 00:14:54,069
I love you so much.
273
00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:55,568
I love you, too.
274
00:15:03,977 --> 00:15:05,998
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
275
00:15:06,745 --> 00:15:08,694
You guys missed
a pretty great time.
276
00:15:08,714 --> 00:15:11,931
The conductor and I have
the same pocket watch.
277
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,139
It was crazy.
278
00:15:15,168 --> 00:15:17,430
Dare I say "loco"?
279
00:15:18,271 --> 00:15:19,638
Oh, and, Amy, guess what?
280
00:15:19,651 --> 00:15:21,778
The conductor said as
soon as he gets off work,
281
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:25,002
he can come back to the bed and
breakfast and play his banjo for us.
282
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:30,394
Okay. I need to speak to my boyfriend
in private, like, right now.
283
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:33,229
There's a car with a glass roof.
Want to go look at the stars?
284
00:15:33,248 --> 00:15:36,405
- Oh, that sounds so romantic.
- Oh, give it a rest!
285
00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:39,145
Let's go.
286
00:15:43,478 --> 00:15:44,966
Why are you still here?
287
00:15:44,997 --> 00:15:46,450
Excuse me.
288
00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:48,158
I think you're being
a little rude.
289
00:15:48,187 --> 00:15:51,101
I'm being rude? You've been
rude to me this entire evening.
290
00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:52,770
How is that possible?
291
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:55,678
I've hardly spoken to you
since we got on the train.
292
00:15:57,662 --> 00:16:00,228
I'm detecting a little
friction between you two,
293
00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:02,697
and I don't want
to be a third rail.
294
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,561
Get it?
295
00:16:05,406 --> 00:16:06,795
I get it.
296
00:16:08,783 --> 00:16:10,013
Leave!
297
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,845
- What is your problem?
- It's Valentine's Day.
298
00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:17,197
We're supposed to be
having a romantic weekend.
299
00:16:17,221 --> 00:16:19,490
Oh, really? Because I
remember you saying
300
00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:22,271
that this trip was going to be
something we could both enjoy.
301
00:16:22,294 --> 00:16:25,310
Did you mean that, or were
you just trying to trick me?
302
00:16:25,789 --> 00:16:27,570
Fine, it's true.
303
00:16:27,589 --> 00:16:29,423
I deserve romance,
304
00:16:29,442 --> 00:16:32,152
and I didn't know how
else to make it happen.
305
00:16:33,015 --> 00:16:37,023
Well, if you want romance,
then let's have romance!
306
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:40,235
Oh, look, there's wine. Mmm.
307
00:16:41,289 --> 00:16:43,469
Grape juice that burns.
308
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:46,647
Uh, now let's gaze into
each other's eyes, hmm?
309
00:16:46,848 --> 00:16:48,883
- You blinked. I win.
- Sheldon...
310
00:16:48,902 --> 00:16:51,482
Let's see. What's next?
Oh, kissing's romantic.
311
00:17:09,865 --> 00:17:11,272
That was nice.
312
00:17:12,929 --> 00:17:14,329
Good.
313
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,021
Um...
314
00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:22,892
the conductor said if I come
back to the engine room,
315
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:26,125
he'd show me how to bring
the train through a crossing.
316
00:17:28,092 --> 00:17:29,871
Okay, have fun.
317
00:17:32,269 --> 00:17:34,129
Do you want to come with me?
318
00:17:34,726 --> 00:17:37,134
Really? I do.
319
00:17:40,996 --> 00:17:42,777
Hey, guys, wait up!
320
00:17:50,854 --> 00:17:52,805
There you go.
321
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:55,232
All cozy wozy.
322
00:17:56,050 --> 00:18:00,953
Here, let's see what the doctor
says to keep an eye out for.
323
00:18:02,399 --> 00:18:05,137
Hmm. "Rajesh, I was
dreading Valentine's Day.
324
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:08,644
Thank you for spending it
with me. Yvette."
325
00:18:10,421 --> 00:18:13,589
Cinnamon, she-she gave
me her phone number.
326
00:18:14,368 --> 00:18:17,683
If I knew it was that easy, I would have
considered poisoning you months ago.
327
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,914
Oh, what should I say?
328
00:18:21,947 --> 00:18:24,774
Oh, I know. I'll point
out her name's Yvette,
329
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:26,376
and that she's a vet.
330
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,047
That's hysterical.
331
00:18:28,072 --> 00:18:29,544
She'll love it.
332
00:18:32,719 --> 00:18:33,882
- Hello.
- Oh, hey.
333
00:18:33,908 --> 00:18:36,623
- You're back. How was your trip?
- It was wonderful!
334
00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:38,012
Great. What did you do?
335
00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:41,305
I made a new friend who likes
trains as much as I do,
336
00:18:41,323 --> 00:18:43,598
uh, I kissed Amy on
the lips, and, uh,
337
00:18:43,618 --> 00:18:46,782
the conductor played his
banjo for me. Good night.
338
00:18:47,771 --> 00:18:51,198
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna need more details.
339
00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,673
Oh, well, my new
friend's name was Eric.
340
00:18:53,685 --> 00:18:57,121
Um, Amy lips tasted like the
brownie we had for dessert.
341
00:18:57,692 --> 00:19:01,024
Oh... the banjo-playing
conductor was missing a finger,
342
00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:03,247
but he made up for it
with his can-do attitude.
343
00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:08,550
No, hang on. Hang on. Are all
those things equal to you?
344
00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:10,118
Hmm.
345
00:19:10,138 --> 00:19:12,505
It never occurred to
me to pick a favorite.
346
00:19:12,924 --> 00:19:14,692
Well, give it a go.
347
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:19,490
I can't answer that without
collecting additional data.
348
00:19:20,641 --> 00:19:22,625
Additional data. You dog!
349
00:19:24,848 --> 00:19:26,045
I'm not sure how
listening to other
350
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:29,225
nine-fingered banjo players
makes me dog, but all right.
351
00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:35,686
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