1 00:00:02,015 --> 00:00:04,017 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:04,476 --> 00:00:05,685 Bree moved in. 3 00:00:05,727 --> 00:00:07,520 You can stay as long as you want. 4 00:00:07,562 --> 00:00:08,730 MARY ALICE: Mike went to rehab. 5 00:00:08,772 --> 00:00:10,607 I will fix this. 6 00:00:10,649 --> 00:00:12,525 MARY ALICE: Carlos faced a permanent illness. 7 00:00:12,567 --> 00:00:14,527 She's not going to leave you because you lost your sight. 8 00:00:14,569 --> 00:00:16,197 You don't know Gabby. 9 00:00:16,238 --> 00:00:18,366 MARY ALICE: Dylan had questions about her father. 10 00:00:18,407 --> 00:00:19,617 KATHERINE: The only thing you need to know 11 00:00:19,659 --> 00:00:21,035 about that man is he was a monster. 12 00:00:21,077 --> 00:00:23,371 Why would you not tell me that? 13 00:00:23,412 --> 00:00:26,082 MARY ALICE: And Adam uncovered a secret... 14 00:00:26,123 --> 00:00:27,792 You told me it was all his fault. 15 00:00:27,833 --> 00:00:30,378 And now I find out it was yours. 16 00:00:30,419 --> 00:00:33,547 ... that one person wished he hadn't. 17 00:00:39,596 --> 00:00:45,352 Katherine Mayfair was not the kind of woman who liked to relive the past. 18 00:00:45,394 --> 00:00:51,066 But when her husband Adam left her, Katherine's life began to unravel. 19 00:00:51,108 --> 00:00:55,278 And the mistakes of her youth started to flash through her mind. 20 00:00:56,196 --> 00:01:00,076 She thought of Wayne Davis, the first man she married. 21 00:01:00,118 --> 00:01:03,496 And the first time he had hit her. 22 00:01:03,538 --> 00:01:07,083 She thought of how sincerely he apologised. 23 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:10,128 And how meaningless his apologies were. 24 00:01:10,169 --> 00:01:13,715 And how she finally decided to hit back. 25 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:17,593 These were the thoughts going through Katherine's mind 26 00:01:17,635 --> 00:01:18,721 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 27 00:01:18,762 --> 00:01:21,515 when her friends and neighbours arrived... 28 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:24,643 ... bearing gifts. 29 00:01:25,561 --> 00:01:28,314 Well, hello there. What's all this? 30 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:31,734 - We brought you muffins. - And jam. 31 00:01:31,775 --> 00:01:34,320 Okay. What's the occasion? 32 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,697 Well, we heard you were having a rough time. 33 00:01:36,739 --> 00:01:40,243 So we just wanted you to know that we're here for you. 34 00:01:40,285 --> 00:01:42,245 So word is out that Adam's left me, 35 00:01:42,287 --> 00:01:46,583 and you thought that muffins and jam would help me pick up the pieces. 36 00:01:49,669 --> 00:01:51,296 - The jam was Bree's idea. - Susan! 37 00:01:51,338 --> 00:01:54,049 I wanted to bring flowers and I was shot down. That's all I'm saying. 38 00:01:54,090 --> 00:01:56,009 Katherine, we didn't come here to upset you. 39 00:01:56,051 --> 00:01:58,762 No, we thought that you just might need someone to talk to. 40 00:01:58,803 --> 00:02:00,847 No, you just thought you'd get the juicy details. 41 00:02:00,889 --> 00:02:03,059 No. We came here, we wanted to help you, 42 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,770 to fix you lunch or clean your house. 43 00:02:09,690 --> 00:02:13,778 Or offer up our own houses for you to clean, if that's your thing. 44 00:02:13,819 --> 00:02:15,529 I'm fine. Truly. 45 00:02:15,571 --> 00:02:19,283 And I do appreciate your concern, but... You know. 46 00:02:21,452 --> 00:02:22,621 Okay. 47 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:26,458 - I told them you weren't into jam. - Susan! 48 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,504 Look, I don't mean to pry, 49 00:02:30,545 --> 00:02:32,172 but given what I know about you and Adam, 50 00:02:32,214 --> 00:02:35,801 I'm surprised he was the one to do the leaving. 51 00:02:35,842 --> 00:02:38,220 Well, Bree, the truth is... 52 00:02:40,514 --> 00:02:43,141 I really don't want to talk about it. 53 00:02:43,976 --> 00:02:48,690 I understand. But whatever you do, don't keep your feelings bottled up. 54 00:02:48,731 --> 00:02:50,900 You've gotta let them out. 55 00:02:51,943 --> 00:02:53,444 I'll do that. 56 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:19,054 MARY ALICE: Yes, Katherine Mayfair was not a woman 57 00:03:19,096 --> 00:03:22,057 who liked to relive the past. 58 00:03:22,099 --> 00:03:26,104 But, lately, her life had begun to unravel. 59 00:03:26,146 --> 00:03:30,358 And she couldn't help thinking of all the mistakes she had made. 60 00:03:31,735 --> 00:03:35,697 And, especially, the ones she had buried. 61 00:03:48,044 --> 00:03:52,214 It happened once a week on Wisteria Lane like clockwork. 62 00:03:53,507 --> 00:03:55,760 The faithful would emerge from their homes 63 00:03:55,801 --> 00:03:58,220 in their Sunday best 64 00:03:58,262 --> 00:04:01,557 with their family Bibles 65 00:04:01,599 --> 00:04:03,726 and their rosary beads. 66 00:04:05,269 --> 00:04:08,982 And they would head off to their various houses of worship, 67 00:04:09,024 --> 00:04:11,735 passing by a certain non-believer 68 00:04:11,777 --> 00:04:14,946 who had never taken an interest in their ritual. 69 00:04:19,618 --> 00:04:22,913 But on this day, Lynette Scavo, 70 00:04:22,954 --> 00:04:27,167 for the first time in her life, was struck by something. 71 00:04:27,209 --> 00:04:28,710 Get the ball! 72 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:33,216 MARY ALICE: Something she would later think of as divine inspiration. 73 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:35,343 (MAN CHA TTERIN G ON TV) 74 00:04:35,385 --> 00:04:37,095 We should go to church. 75 00:04:37,136 --> 00:04:40,181 What? Why? What'd we do? 76 00:04:40,223 --> 00:04:41,683 It's just... 77 00:04:43,518 --> 00:04:44,644 (TV SWITCHES OFF) 78 00:04:44,686 --> 00:04:48,356 We've been through a lot lately, and we have a lot to be thankful for. 79 00:04:48,398 --> 00:04:52,027 Don't you think we owe the big guy a little face time? 80 00:04:52,069 --> 00:04:54,738 Fine, fine. We'll go to church. 81 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:56,115 Next week. 82 00:04:56,156 --> 00:04:59,368 Tom, I'm serious. 83 00:04:59,410 --> 00:05:01,870 What's the rush? God will still be there next Sunday. 84 00:05:01,912 --> 00:05:06,250 The Pistons, on the other hand, they lose today, they're gone for good. 85 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:09,712 So I'm clear... You can't be bothered with saving your eternal soul 86 00:05:09,753 --> 00:05:12,465 because the Pistons have no defence? 87 00:05:12,507 --> 00:05:13,925 Okay, look. 88 00:05:14,509 --> 00:05:17,178 You didn't grow up going to church. I did. 89 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:20,181 My parents dragged me to St Anthony's every Sunday. 90 00:05:20,223 --> 00:05:21,891 I've done my time. 91 00:05:21,933 --> 00:05:26,229 Well, I haven't. I have some questions I would like answered. 92 00:05:26,271 --> 00:05:30,442 And I don't know anything about God or Jesus, and our kids don't, either. 93 00:05:30,483 --> 00:05:32,444 Well, you don't have to go to church to learn that stuff. 94 00:05:32,485 --> 00:05:34,530 Yeah, I know about Jesus. 95 00:05:35,489 --> 00:05:36,615 See? 96 00:05:37,992 --> 00:05:40,661 He's the guy who helps out Santa Claus. 97 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:47,543 Get dressed, kids. We're going to church. 98 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:56,386 That's right. 99 00:05:56,428 --> 00:05:57,554 - Orson! - All right. 100 00:05:57,596 --> 00:05:59,181 I don't want to be late. 101 00:05:59,222 --> 00:06:01,016 Services don't start till 10:30. 102 00:06:01,058 --> 00:06:03,352 Yes, but I'm sure Edna Fletcher has been there since 9:00, 103 00:06:03,393 --> 00:06:04,603 kissing up to Reverend Sikes. 104 00:06:04,644 --> 00:06:06,355 Is this about the Ladies' Auxiliary again? 105 00:06:06,396 --> 00:06:07,814 - Damn right. - Bree, please. 106 00:06:07,856 --> 00:06:09,107 - Such language on a Sunday? - I am sorry, 107 00:06:09,149 --> 00:06:10,275 but I have to make sure 108 00:06:10,317 --> 00:06:11,777 that he doesn't let her chair that committee. 109 00:06:11,818 --> 00:06:14,029 Well, how could he? You plan every pancake breakfast, 110 00:06:14,071 --> 00:06:16,115 you organise every bake sale, you'd be a saint 111 00:06:16,157 --> 00:06:17,784 if our church believed in that sort of hogwash. 112 00:06:17,825 --> 00:06:19,243 Exactly! And all the while, where was Edna? 113 00:06:19,285 --> 00:06:22,080 Lounging around in Zimbabwe in the Peace Corps, 114 00:06:22,121 --> 00:06:23,498 and she won't let any of us forget it. 115 00:06:23,539 --> 00:06:25,124 Well, I wouldn't worry. 116 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:28,419 Edna's curing-the-village of-dysentery story 117 00:06:28,461 --> 00:06:31,422 has long since lost its novelty. 118 00:06:31,464 --> 00:06:34,425 Oh, Lynette, hi! You look pretty. What are you all dressed up for? 119 00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:37,388 Well, I decided I should go to church today. 120 00:06:38,722 --> 00:06:40,265 Yeah. Tom said the same thing. 121 00:06:40,307 --> 00:06:42,935 Anyway, since you're the most religious person I know, 122 00:06:42,976 --> 00:06:45,562 I was wondering if you would take us to your church. 123 00:06:45,604 --> 00:06:47,231 I would love that. We're leaving right now, 124 00:06:47,272 --> 00:06:48,857 - you can follow us. - Great. 125 00:06:48,899 --> 00:06:51,443 Just give me a second to sell Tom on the idea. 126 00:06:51,485 --> 00:06:54,947 - You know, he was raised Catholic. - Oh, don't go Catholic. 127 00:06:54,989 --> 00:06:57,909 All that standing and kneeling and genuflecting... 128 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,995 I go for worship, not a workout. 129 00:07:00,036 --> 00:07:03,081 Not to mention the incense, which smells good at first, 130 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:06,626 until you feel your breakfast coming back up. 131 00:07:06,668 --> 00:07:09,754 Okay. Well, I'll be right back. 132 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,757 Oh, this is so exciting, I'm going to church! 133 00:07:15,885 --> 00:07:18,764 - By the way, what am I now? - Presbyterian! 134 00:07:20,099 --> 00:07:21,308 Right! 135 00:07:24,437 --> 00:07:26,814 Thank you. Thank you for coming. 136 00:07:31,569 --> 00:07:35,656 Oh, shoot. I missed Mass? Was it at 9:00? 137 00:07:35,698 --> 00:07:39,327 Yes, Gabrielle. 9:00 Mass is still at 9:00. 138 00:07:39,368 --> 00:07:42,122 Oh. That's good to know. 139 00:07:42,164 --> 00:07:44,499 - Father, can I talk to you? - Of course. 140 00:07:44,541 --> 00:07:47,878 I've actually been expecting you to come by. 141 00:07:47,919 --> 00:07:49,338 Why? 142 00:07:49,379 --> 00:07:50,797 I thought you might need some comforting 143 00:07:50,839 --> 00:07:53,300 after your husband's death. 144 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:57,137 Oh, that. Yeah, I was a little blue. 145 00:07:57,179 --> 00:07:59,389 But the good news is, I've bounced back. 146 00:07:59,431 --> 00:08:00,807 - Really? - Okay, 147 00:08:00,849 --> 00:08:03,644 this may come as a little shock to you, 148 00:08:03,686 --> 00:08:06,314 but guess who's getting married again? 149 00:08:08,107 --> 00:08:11,652 And I was thinking maybe you could perform the ceremony. 150 00:08:15,031 --> 00:08:17,075 Is Tuesday good for you? 151 00:08:18,242 --> 00:08:21,412 Victor's only been dead two weeks. 152 00:08:21,454 --> 00:08:26,168 Yeah, I know. But I'm no good single. Honestly, I don't know how you do it. 153 00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:28,504 Well, who is this man? Did you just meet him? 154 00:08:28,545 --> 00:08:31,799 - No, no, no, no, no. It's Carlos. - Carlos? 155 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,676 I didn't know you two were even speaking. 156 00:08:33,717 --> 00:08:36,303 Oh, yeah. We bumped into each other a few months ago, 157 00:08:36,345 --> 00:08:39,431 and we just fell in love all over again. 158 00:08:39,473 --> 00:08:43,436 A few months ago? But you were married six months ago. 159 00:08:45,105 --> 00:08:47,565 Boy, you are just determined to make this awkward, aren't you? 160 00:08:47,607 --> 00:08:48,692 Gabrielle... 161 00:08:48,733 --> 00:08:53,279 Okay, look, in the eyes of the church, Carlos and I were never divorced. 162 00:08:53,321 --> 00:08:58,493 Technically, the affair was with Victor. And God smote him, so we're good. 163 00:09:01,621 --> 00:09:04,165 All right, yes, I've been a bad Catholic. 164 00:09:04,207 --> 00:09:07,670 Enough with the guilt thing. Are you going to marry us or not? 165 00:09:07,712 --> 00:09:09,922 Fine. As long as you promise 166 00:09:09,964 --> 00:09:13,384 to stay married to Carlos for the rest of your life. 167 00:09:13,426 --> 00:09:14,844 Absolutely. 168 00:09:17,471 --> 00:09:21,475 But if I don't, I promise you I will change religions. 169 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:22,893 Thank you. 170 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:31,862 - Sorry. - No, this is good. 171 00:09:31,903 --> 00:09:34,156 Accountants always appreciate it when people take the time 172 00:09:34,197 --> 00:09:36,658 to develop a sophisticated filing system. 173 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,744 Are you always this sarcastic with your clients? 174 00:09:38,785 --> 00:09:41,163 Nope, just my favourite cousin. 175 00:09:41,204 --> 00:09:43,457 I so appreciate you helping us out. 176 00:09:43,498 --> 00:09:46,043 Mike would be doing our taxes, but he's off... 177 00:09:46,084 --> 00:09:47,920 Getting better. 178 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:51,132 Mom told me. Besides, I'm happy to have the work. 179 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:54,260 Yeah, I was sorry to hear about your job. 180 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,845 You know, ever since NAFTA, 181 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:59,849 corporate outsourcing has been the bane of the American worker. 182 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,395 Is that right? I heard somebody say that on NPR 183 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,272 and I just keep repeating it to people. 184 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,109 Actually, I wish I could blame losing my job on NAFTA, 185 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:13,238 but it really has more to do with Chloe. 186 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,158 - My boss's daughter. - Oh, Tim. 187 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,787 I don't know why he got so mad. I mean, she was 18. 188 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,330 Okay, so back to these receipts. 189 00:10:21,372 --> 00:10:24,875 What is it about a girl in a cheerleader outfit? 190 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:28,212 Done catching up! All about accounting now. 191 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,215 Come on, Susan, you're acting like I'm some sort of creep. 192 00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:33,176 - No, I know you're not. - I mean, 18 is legal. 193 00:10:35,387 --> 00:10:38,723 I checked with a lawyer before I did anything. 194 00:10:38,765 --> 00:10:42,936 These receipts are self-explanatory. I don't even know why I'm here. 195 00:10:46,773 --> 00:10:49,234 This is the nourishment each soul requires 196 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,487 to go from acorn to oak. 197 00:10:51,529 --> 00:10:54,365 And this is what should bring us peace in our hearts. 198 00:10:54,407 --> 00:10:56,909 The blessed knowledge that God's love for us 199 00:10:56,951 --> 00:11:01,622 is as sure as the sunlight, and that it is always shining, 200 00:11:01,664 --> 00:11:04,709 - we only need to see it. Amen. - Amen. 201 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:09,505 Now, if you'll take out your hymnals and turn to page 335. 202 00:11:12,843 --> 00:11:15,804 - What are you doing? - I've got a question about his sermon. 203 00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:19,224 - What? No! Put your hand down. - It'll just take a sec. 204 00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:22,352 Lynette, please, we don't do that here. 205 00:11:22,394 --> 00:11:24,396 Yes? Can I help you? 206 00:11:24,438 --> 00:11:28,650 Hi. I'm Lynette Scavo. I'm a friend of Bree Hodge. 207 00:11:28,692 --> 00:11:34,365 And your sermon was lovely, especially the part about the trees. 208 00:11:34,407 --> 00:11:35,742 Thank you. 209 00:11:35,783 --> 00:11:41,080 But here's where you lost me, "God's love is as sure as the sunlight"? 210 00:11:41,122 --> 00:11:42,582 Yes. Absolutely. 211 00:11:42,623 --> 00:11:45,793 There. You have your answer. Now, sit! 212 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:49,255 The reason I ask is, there are wars all over the world, 213 00:11:49,297 --> 00:11:53,259 and it seems like every month some dumbass walks into a school 214 00:11:53,301 --> 00:11:54,845 and starts shooting children. 215 00:11:54,887 --> 00:11:58,932 So I'm thinking, "God's love"? Not so sure. 216 00:11:59,975 --> 00:12:02,144 Did she just say "dumbass"? 217 00:12:03,562 --> 00:12:05,272 Ah, the eternal question, 218 00:12:05,314 --> 00:12:08,150 "Why do bad things happen to good people?" 219 00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:12,446 What you have to remember is, God gave us free will. 220 00:12:12,488 --> 00:12:16,201 Much of the evil in the world is brought on by man himself. 221 00:12:16,826 --> 00:12:18,078 (BREE GASPS) 222 00:12:18,119 --> 00:12:20,914 - Oh, Lord. - Yes, Lynette? 223 00:12:20,955 --> 00:12:22,874 Okay, I give you that one. 224 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,709 But what about the tornado that just happened? 225 00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:26,628 You can't blame man for that. 226 00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:28,963 Get the keys ready. We'll slip out the back. 227 00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:31,007 You bring up a big theological issue. 228 00:12:31,049 --> 00:12:33,635 One that deserves a lot more time to explore. 229 00:12:33,677 --> 00:12:36,180 Why don't you come to our Tuesday night Bible study? 230 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,182 We can discuss it then. 231 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,810 Well, sure. I'm easy. Thanks. 232 00:12:50,945 --> 00:12:55,074 - Katherine, Dylan, hi. What's up? - Julie and I have a study date. 233 00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:58,912 And my mom wants to apologise for being rude. Again. 234 00:13:00,497 --> 00:13:03,917 - Is this about the other day? - Yes. You were just trying to help, 235 00:13:03,959 --> 00:13:08,088 and I shouldn't have reacted the way I did. 236 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:11,466 Please, after what you've been through, no one is judging. 237 00:13:11,508 --> 00:13:14,177 Come on in, I'll put on some coffee. 238 00:13:14,219 --> 00:13:18,390 Oh, this is my cousin Tim. Tim, this is the neighbours. 239 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:20,268 Mrs Davis? 240 00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:23,604 Davis? Nobody's called me that in years. 241 00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:25,314 Do we know each other? 242 00:13:25,356 --> 00:13:29,861 Oh, of course you do. That's right! This is my cousin, Timmy. 243 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:34,240 He stayed with us that summer that he went to band camp. 244 00:13:34,282 --> 00:13:39,747 Oh, yes! I remember. Gosh, you're all grown up. 245 00:13:39,788 --> 00:13:42,666 - It's nice to see you again. - You, too. 246 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,878 - Hold it. Is this little Dylan? - Can you believe it? 247 00:13:45,919 --> 00:13:49,089 Wow! The last time I saw you, you were pulling a wagon. 248 00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:50,549 (ALL LAUGH) 249 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:54,803 - How old are you now? - I turn 18 next week. 250 00:13:54,845 --> 00:13:56,055 Really? 251 00:13:57,514 --> 00:13:58,849 Eighteen. 252 00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:04,689 Julie? Dylan's here! Study time! 253 00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:09,235 I'm sorry. That was probably a little louder 254 00:14:09,277 --> 00:14:11,112 than it needed to be. 255 00:14:18,411 --> 00:14:20,121 Edie, is that you? 256 00:14:20,914 --> 00:14:25,419 Oh, my God. You knew it was me just from the sound of my footsteps? 257 00:14:25,461 --> 00:14:27,088 No, from your perfume. 258 00:14:27,129 --> 00:14:30,091 I smelled it the moment you hit the parking lot. 259 00:14:30,132 --> 00:14:32,677 Look, there's no reason to be pissy. 260 00:14:32,718 --> 00:14:35,763 - I'm here to do something nice. - Really? 261 00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:40,017 I feel bad about the whole losing-all-of-your-money thing. 262 00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:43,438 Even though we know, tornado... Clearly not my fault. 263 00:14:45,857 --> 00:14:49,861 Anyway, I thought maybe this would help. 264 00:14:55,283 --> 00:15:00,247 It's the diamond bracelet you gave me. It must be worth thousands of dollars. 265 00:15:00,288 --> 00:15:02,374 Do you think you still have the receipt for it? 266 00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:05,461 Uh, I think I threw it out. 267 00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:07,964 Oh. Well, you said it was from Cartier, right? 268 00:15:08,005 --> 00:15:10,800 I'm sure they have some sort of record. 269 00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:17,015 - Carlos? - Actually, the box was from Cartier. 270 00:15:17,056 --> 00:15:20,476 The bracelet's from a swap meet. 271 00:15:23,438 --> 00:15:24,981 Hold it. 272 00:15:25,023 --> 00:15:30,029 Are you saying that those diamonds are cubic zirconias? 273 00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:31,655 If we're lucky. 274 00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:36,994 You son of a bitch. I gave you my heart 275 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,538 and all you could give me was fake jewellery? 276 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:43,167 Edie, I'm sorry. I never thought you'd find out. 277 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:49,507 I just spat on one of your Jell-O cubes. Happy hunting! 278 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,600 Hey, you. 279 00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:01,019 Do you know how long it's going to be until Carlos gets his sight back? 280 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,229 Because I have a two-word sentence I'd like to say to him, 281 00:16:03,271 --> 00:16:05,815 and there's a hand gesture that goes along with it. 282 00:16:05,857 --> 00:16:10,196 I don't know. Mr Solis' condition is very serious. 283 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,573 - Serious? What's wrong? - Well... 284 00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,951 You know, you should really talk to the doctor about this. 285 00:16:15,993 --> 00:16:18,746 I don't even think his girlfriend knows. 286 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,832 You mean, Gabby? 287 00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:25,503 I'm sorry. I've said too much already. 288 00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:28,923 (EDIE EX CLAIMS) 289 00:16:28,964 --> 00:16:34,429 - Please don't tell me that's your lunch. - Yeah. I'm sort of on a budget. 290 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,806 No, no, no. 291 00:16:35,847 --> 00:16:39,226 If you're going to give quality care, you're going to need some quality food. 292 00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:42,020 Now I know of this great little French bistro. 293 00:16:42,062 --> 00:16:45,357 It's a perfect place for lunch 294 00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,109 and conversation. 295 00:16:49,319 --> 00:16:52,490 "Your father was murdered"? Wow. 296 00:16:53,658 --> 00:16:55,702 I know. 297 00:16:55,743 --> 00:16:58,496 Are you sure your aunt knew what she was writing? 298 00:16:58,538 --> 00:16:59,831 She was pretty sick. 299 00:16:59,872 --> 00:17:04,127 No, she had it together. Even on that last day. 300 00:17:04,168 --> 00:17:06,421 I remember Aunt Lilly really wanted to tell me something, 301 00:17:06,462 --> 00:17:09,382 and then my mom just came in and stopped her. 302 00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:12,219 - Does your mom know you found this? - No. 303 00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:13,595 And I'm not going to tell her, either. 304 00:17:13,637 --> 00:17:16,432 Why give her another chance to lie to me? 305 00:17:18,851 --> 00:17:23,063 That's why I'm going to Adam. I can trust him to tell me the truth. 306 00:17:24,064 --> 00:17:25,899 I just don't get it. 307 00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:29,403 I mean, why would your mom lie about your dad being murdered? 308 00:17:29,445 --> 00:17:31,071 Are you serious? 309 00:17:34,159 --> 00:17:36,745 Julie, she's the one who killed him. 310 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,418 (DOOR OPENS) 311 00:17:44,085 --> 00:17:45,670 Hey, babe. 312 00:17:45,712 --> 00:17:48,631 I'm about to do something that's going to make you very happy. 313 00:17:48,673 --> 00:17:51,801 Great. But close the curtain first. Last time, the nurse almost walked in 314 00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:54,930 - when you were about to... - Carlos! I have a priest with me. 315 00:17:54,972 --> 00:17:56,932 A priest? 316 00:17:56,974 --> 00:17:58,893 Is there something the doctors aren't telling me? 317 00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:02,938 No, no, no! I wanted it to be a surprise, but... 318 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,899 We're getting married! 319 00:18:07,735 --> 00:18:09,445 Father? Hit it. 320 00:18:09,487 --> 00:18:12,698 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the presence of... 321 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:17,788 - Whoa, whoa. Gabby, what's the rush? - I don't know. 322 00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:19,748 Just after everything we've been through, 323 00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:23,794 there's nothing in our way now. We can finally be together. 324 00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:25,796 And I really need that. 325 00:18:27,422 --> 00:18:30,342 I need a happy ending, Carlos. 326 00:18:30,384 --> 00:18:33,095 So, what do you say? Will you marry me? 327 00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:38,518 Okay. 328 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,855 Holy matrimony. Bring it on. 329 00:18:42,897 --> 00:18:44,315 Gabby, before we get started, 330 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,193 there's something that I need to tell you. 331 00:18:48,111 --> 00:18:49,529 In private. 332 00:18:56,577 --> 00:18:58,247 Okay, he's gone. What's up? 333 00:18:58,288 --> 00:19:03,127 Look. I haven't been completely honest with you about the extent of my injury. 334 00:19:03,168 --> 00:19:04,586 Okay. 335 00:19:04,628 --> 00:19:09,174 The doctor says I might not get my sight back. 336 00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:10,509 (GASPS) 337 00:19:10,759 --> 00:19:13,762 For three months! Four, tops. 338 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:18,017 I just want to make sure that you can handle that. 339 00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:21,604 Wow. That's a really long time. 340 00:19:26,484 --> 00:19:28,820 But for better or worse, right? 341 00:19:29,988 --> 00:19:31,197 Right. 342 00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:39,372 Okay, Padre. We're ready. Let's take it from the top. 343 00:19:39,414 --> 00:19:42,168 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God 344 00:19:42,209 --> 00:19:46,380 to join this man and this woman in the holy sacrament of matrimony. 345 00:19:51,677 --> 00:19:54,430 You're out of milk. You want me to pick some up? 346 00:19:54,472 --> 00:19:56,057 No, that's okay. It can wait. 347 00:19:56,098 --> 00:19:59,143 I don't mind. I could use a little air anyway. 348 00:20:11,573 --> 00:20:13,033 (INDISTINCT) 349 00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:19,456 Tim! Where's that milk? 350 00:20:20,707 --> 00:20:21,918 Oh, I thought you didn't want any. 351 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:26,506 I'm having a baby! I can't give birth with brittle bones! Go! 352 00:20:29,384 --> 00:20:30,510 Bye! 353 00:20:36,307 --> 00:20:39,560 Hey, church buddy! Look what I've got! 354 00:20:39,602 --> 00:20:43,607 - Wow. You bought a Bible. - Yeah. And I'm breaking her in tonight. 355 00:20:44,817 --> 00:20:47,069 Nothing like that new Bible smell. 356 00:20:47,111 --> 00:20:50,155 Oh, so you're coming to Bible study? 357 00:20:50,197 --> 00:20:52,116 Yeah. And I hope the Reverend's ready 358 00:20:52,157 --> 00:20:56,120 'cause I've got about a zillion questions for him. 359 00:20:56,161 --> 00:20:59,248 Lynette, I realise you don't have much experience with churches, 360 00:20:59,289 --> 00:21:02,793 - so this really isn't your fault... - What isn't my fault? 361 00:21:02,835 --> 00:21:07,298 Well, last Sunday, when you kept raising your hand... 362 00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:09,217 We don't really do that. 363 00:21:09,259 --> 00:21:13,304 The church isn't a place for questions. It's a place for answers. 364 00:21:13,346 --> 00:21:18,017 Yeah, but how do you get the answers if you don't ask the questions? 365 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:20,270 Well, typically we sit there and let the preacher preach, 366 00:21:20,311 --> 00:21:22,814 and, eventually, our questions are answered. 367 00:21:22,856 --> 00:21:25,400 And no one is humiliated. 368 00:21:25,443 --> 00:21:27,987 I'm sorry. Did I embarrass you on Sunday? 369 00:21:28,029 --> 00:21:32,616 Well, it's just that in our church, people don't talk back to the minister. 370 00:21:33,451 --> 00:21:34,910 But what if I need to? 371 00:21:34,952 --> 00:21:37,371 What if that's the kind of church I'm looking for? 372 00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:40,207 Well, then maybe you should explore other options. 373 00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:43,711 I mean, if you really enjoy talking back to the pulpit, 374 00:21:43,753 --> 00:21:47,090 why don't you try that gospel church by the airport? 375 00:21:49,593 --> 00:21:50,719 Okay. 376 00:21:51,803 --> 00:21:53,930 Or, um, the Unitarians. 377 00:21:53,972 --> 00:21:56,349 From what I hear, those folks are "anything goes." 378 00:21:56,391 --> 00:21:57,476 (DOOR SLAMS) 379 00:22:10,865 --> 00:22:12,200 Hey, Adam, it's Dylan. 380 00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:15,161 I waited at your hotel all day but you never came back. 381 00:22:15,536 --> 00:22:18,039 You have to call me. I found this note that Aunt Lilly wrote. 382 00:22:18,289 --> 00:22:21,125 Mom threw it in the fireplace, but I fished it out. 383 00:22:21,376 --> 00:22:23,378 And I have to talk to you. 384 00:22:23,419 --> 00:22:25,713 Call me on my cell, not at home, because I... 385 00:22:27,757 --> 00:22:30,844 She doesn't know anything. I can hear it in her voice. 386 00:22:30,886 --> 00:22:32,429 But she's got the note! 387 00:22:32,471 --> 00:22:36,683 Maybe a few burnt pieces. Trust me, all she's got are questions. 388 00:22:36,725 --> 00:22:39,186 Well, I could refuse to see her. 389 00:22:40,604 --> 00:22:44,358 Yeah, 'cause that won't arouse her suspicion. No. 390 00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:48,570 You are going to ask her to come here 391 00:22:48,612 --> 00:22:50,198 and then you're going to find out exactly 392 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,201 what she knows and what she doesn't. 393 00:22:53,243 --> 00:22:55,203 After all these years, maybe it would be easier 394 00:22:55,245 --> 00:22:57,038 just to finally tell her the truth. 395 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,708 And you would just wave goodbye as they cart me off to jail? 396 00:22:59,749 --> 00:23:02,544 She wouldn't call the police. 397 00:23:02,585 --> 00:23:05,171 Seriously. I think you two have a great relationship. 398 00:23:05,213 --> 00:23:06,715 (LAUGHS) 399 00:23:06,756 --> 00:23:09,759 Then you have not been paying attention. 400 00:23:09,801 --> 00:23:10,885 Give me a chance to get home. 401 00:23:10,927 --> 00:23:13,597 Then call her and set up a time for you two to meet. 402 00:23:13,639 --> 00:23:14,807 Okay. 403 00:23:17,935 --> 00:23:19,353 You know, 404 00:23:21,397 --> 00:23:24,233 when you called me tonight, 405 00:23:24,275 --> 00:23:26,652 I was half-hoping you missed me. 406 00:23:28,154 --> 00:23:29,405 Really? 407 00:23:32,116 --> 00:23:33,535 I miss you. 408 00:23:36,455 --> 00:23:38,415 I'm so terribly Ionely. 409 00:23:40,542 --> 00:23:43,086 You know I don't do well on my own. 410 00:23:46,256 --> 00:23:49,926 Is there any chance we could get past this 411 00:23:49,968 --> 00:23:52,220 and you could come back home? 412 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:57,643 I will talk to Dylan. 413 00:23:57,685 --> 00:24:00,188 I will provide you one last alibi. 414 00:24:02,231 --> 00:24:04,108 After that, I'm done. 415 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:21,460 You guys out of here? 416 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:22,753 Yes, I'm going to run some errands, 417 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,755 and Orson's gonna take Benjamin to the park. 418 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,091 Actually, I thought I might take him to the museum. 419 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,718 You know how much Benjamin loves Matisse. 420 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,346 Benjamin doesn't love Matisse. He loves purple. 421 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:35,974 Please stop trying to turn our son into an intellectual. 422 00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:42,023 If you saw how her first two turned out, 423 00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:46,528 you'd understand how important it is for me to fight the Van De Kamp DNA. 424 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:50,573 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 425 00:25:03,713 --> 00:25:07,133 Hey, it's Tim. It was great seeing you the other day. 426 00:25:07,967 --> 00:25:11,220 Yeah, I can't stop thinking about you, either. 427 00:25:11,262 --> 00:25:15,850 So listen, I've got the whole place to myself. 428 00:25:15,891 --> 00:25:17,184 You want to come over? 429 00:25:19,521 --> 00:25:24,025 Hey, Gabby. I heard you and Carlos got married yesterday. 430 00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:25,861 I guess this means you win. 431 00:25:25,902 --> 00:25:30,991 Oh, Edie, it wasn't a competition. But, yeah, I guess I did. 432 00:25:31,033 --> 00:25:34,202 Yeah. But I think it's all for the best. 433 00:25:34,244 --> 00:25:39,332 I mean, after all, I could've never been the hero that you're about to be. 434 00:25:39,374 --> 00:25:41,627 Hero? Why am I a hero? 435 00:25:41,669 --> 00:25:44,338 Committing your life to a man who's blind? 436 00:25:44,380 --> 00:25:46,549 I mean, my God, you're gonna have to do everything for him. 437 00:25:46,591 --> 00:25:48,760 Dress him, shave him, lead him to the bathroom, 438 00:25:48,801 --> 00:25:52,055 - pray that his aim is halfway decent. - It's not a big deal. 439 00:25:52,096 --> 00:25:55,391 Carlos is going to get his sight back in three months, four tops. 440 00:25:55,433 --> 00:25:59,228 Is that what he told you? You poor, gullible fool. 441 00:26:02,441 --> 00:26:03,942 What are you talking about? 442 00:26:03,984 --> 00:26:08,072 I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I talked to the nurse 443 00:26:08,113 --> 00:26:12,242 and she said that his condition is... Oh, what's the word? 444 00:26:12,284 --> 00:26:14,745 Oh, yeah, "permanent." 445 00:26:16,163 --> 00:26:18,582 - I don't believe you. - Call the doctor if you'd like. 446 00:26:18,624 --> 00:26:21,835 And apparently he was begging Carlos to tell you. 447 00:26:23,213 --> 00:26:26,091 No, no, no. This can't be true. 448 00:26:26,132 --> 00:26:28,968 Look on the bright side. Women who are married to blind guys 449 00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:32,263 don't have to worry about make-up or getting fat. 450 00:26:34,391 --> 00:26:38,103 Are you sure you didn't already know about this? 451 00:26:38,144 --> 00:26:40,855 Okay, I'm calling Dr Dunlap. 452 00:26:40,897 --> 00:26:46,070 You do that. Oh, and by the way, congrats on your big win! 453 00:26:52,326 --> 00:26:54,745 So, how's your occupational therapy going? 454 00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:56,956 Do they still have you scrubbing pots in the kitchen? 455 00:26:56,997 --> 00:26:59,291 Oh, no. Once they found out I'm a professional plumber, 456 00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:01,794 I got promoted to scrubbing toilets. 457 00:27:01,836 --> 00:27:03,546 Well, maybe you won't mind doing a little scrubbing 458 00:27:03,587 --> 00:27:04,715 when you come home next week. 459 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,341 Actually, the doctors kind of frown on that. 460 00:27:06,383 --> 00:27:08,927 They encourage us to leave that sort of stuff behind. 461 00:27:08,969 --> 00:27:11,805 It doesn't have to be toilets. I mean, it could be sinks, bathtubs... 462 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:16,810 You're making me want to use, Susan. This junkie thing's awesome. 463 00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:19,980 Oh, I forgot. Tim has some questions about the taxes. 464 00:27:20,021 --> 00:27:22,441 - Do you mind talking to him? - No, I don't mind. 465 00:27:22,482 --> 00:27:23,942 Though I can't believe he'd have any trouble 466 00:27:23,984 --> 00:27:26,529 with your cookie tin filing system. 467 00:27:27,405 --> 00:27:28,781 (RINGING) 468 00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:31,659 Hello? 469 00:27:31,701 --> 00:27:34,287 Hey, Tim. I've got Mike here. Do you want to talk to him? 470 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:37,874 Can I do that later? I'm sort of taking a nap. 471 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:39,917 (GIGGLING) 472 00:27:42,587 --> 00:27:43,838 What was that? Is someone there? 473 00:27:44,255 --> 00:27:46,967 What? No. No one's here. 474 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,636 Really? Because it sounded like a girl. 475 00:27:49,678 --> 00:27:52,139 No. It was just the TV. 476 00:27:52,473 --> 00:27:54,099 I thought you were taking a nap. 477 00:27:55,601 --> 00:27:59,396 The TV helps me sleep. Tell Mike I'll call him later. 478 00:28:03,275 --> 00:28:06,487 - I've gotta go. - What? You just got here. 479 00:28:06,528 --> 00:28:09,699 I know. But this visit was really more for Julie. 480 00:28:09,741 --> 00:28:11,242 - For me? - Yeah. 481 00:28:11,284 --> 00:28:13,578 You're going to college soon and I want him to tell you 482 00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:17,040 about the dangers of drugs. Scare her straight, Mike. 483 00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:19,834 (DOOR SHUTS) 484 00:28:20,668 --> 00:28:22,462 CARLOS: Honey? You down here? 485 00:28:22,504 --> 00:28:23,588 Yes, sweetheart. 486 00:28:24,381 --> 00:28:26,257 I'm in the kitchen, making dinner! 487 00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:28,843 Smells good. 488 00:28:29,136 --> 00:28:33,891 It's a new recipe for beef stew. I think you're going to love it. 489 00:28:34,934 --> 00:28:36,310 Why don't we let that simmer? 490 00:28:36,352 --> 00:28:39,522 During my nap, I had the filthiest little dream. 491 00:28:39,563 --> 00:28:41,941 I was kind of hoping maybe we could... 492 00:28:41,982 --> 00:28:45,569 - Skip straight to dessert? - Yeah. 493 00:28:45,611 --> 00:28:47,780 What do you say? 494 00:28:47,822 --> 00:28:50,909 I'd say I'm one step ahead of you. 495 00:28:50,951 --> 00:28:53,870 I've already slipped into my pink lace teddy 496 00:28:53,912 --> 00:28:56,623 and I'm wearing those whore-y pumps that you love. 497 00:28:56,665 --> 00:29:00,752 - I like that image. Where are you? - I'm right here, babe. 498 00:29:04,506 --> 00:29:05,716 (GROANING) 499 00:29:05,757 --> 00:29:08,677 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that was open. 500 00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:14,684 - Let's do it over here, on the table. - Can you give me a hand? 501 00:29:14,726 --> 00:29:19,480 Can't. My legs are in the air. Just follow the sound of my voice. 502 00:29:19,522 --> 00:29:22,900 There you go. I'm over here, sweetie. 503 00:29:23,818 --> 00:29:25,069 (GROANING) 504 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:29,198 - Son of a bitch! - I meant to move that. 505 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,911 Hang on, let me just pull my panties up so I can help you. 506 00:29:34,913 --> 00:29:39,251 Okay. Here. Let's go do it over here. 507 00:29:39,668 --> 00:29:41,336 (GROANING) 508 00:29:41,378 --> 00:29:43,672 Damn it! What the hell's going on? 509 00:29:43,714 --> 00:29:47,593 I'll tell you what's going on. "In three months. Four, tops"! 510 00:29:49,178 --> 00:29:50,387 Uh-oh. 511 00:29:50,429 --> 00:29:52,347 "Uh-oh" is right, you blind bastard! 512 00:29:52,431 --> 00:29:53,641 Ow! 513 00:29:53,683 --> 00:29:55,310 All right, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied! 514 00:29:55,351 --> 00:29:57,771 Oh, no, no. I think it was a fantastic plan. 515 00:29:57,812 --> 00:30:00,899 I mean, there's no way I ever would've figured out 516 00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:03,985 that I was married to a permanently blind guy! 517 00:30:04,486 --> 00:30:05,779 Ow! 518 00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:08,990 All right! I just thought that by the time you did, 519 00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:14,204 you'd be used to the idea and maybe then you wouldn't leave me. 520 00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:17,583 Leave you? Do you really think I'm that shallow? 521 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:25,383 Gabby, I'm poor and I'm blind. And let's face it, 522 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:28,552 there's nothing about that, that is your type. 523 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:31,305 Wow! Thanks for the vote of confidence. 524 00:30:32,890 --> 00:30:37,104 Yes, the truth would've freaked me out, but I would've come around. 525 00:30:38,939 --> 00:30:43,026 If you'd just had a little faith in me, I could have proven to you 526 00:30:43,068 --> 00:30:45,779 that I was up for the challenge. But you robbed me of that chance! 527 00:30:45,821 --> 00:30:47,823 - I'm sorry. - Good. 528 00:30:50,951 --> 00:30:53,870 To avoid future confusion, I love you. 529 00:30:53,912 --> 00:30:57,125 And I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 530 00:30:59,585 --> 00:31:02,130 Gabby, this is not going to be easy. 531 00:31:04,841 --> 00:31:09,512 I know. But like I said, "For better or for worse." 532 00:31:16,144 --> 00:31:19,940 - Think you can forgive me? - I'll work on it. 533 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:25,612 While you're working on it, mind if I dig into some of that stew? 534 00:31:30,075 --> 00:31:31,201 Sure. 535 00:31:32,161 --> 00:31:33,912 (TYRES SCREECHING) 536 00:31:41,963 --> 00:31:44,549 Get off that poor girl right now! 537 00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:46,843 (GASPS) 538 00:31:49,304 --> 00:31:51,222 I finished your taxes. 539 00:31:51,598 --> 00:31:52,724 (SQUEAKING) 540 00:31:55,602 --> 00:31:59,147 - What the hell is going on here? - Susan, I'm so sorry. 541 00:31:59,189 --> 00:32:02,443 No, Katherine, I know what you've been going through emotionally, 542 00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:07,073 so you don't have to apologise and by the way, your boob is out. 543 00:32:07,114 --> 00:32:09,241 - You, on the other hand... - I know, I know... 544 00:32:09,283 --> 00:32:11,535 I don't understand you. Is this something you do? 545 00:32:11,577 --> 00:32:13,329 You worm your way into a neighbourhood 546 00:32:13,370 --> 00:32:15,581 with the promise of free tax preparation, 547 00:32:15,623 --> 00:32:18,292 and then you jump on the nearest middle-aged divorcee? 548 00:32:18,334 --> 00:32:19,460 - Hey! - It's not like that. 549 00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:22,089 She came over for some drinks, and we got to talking, 550 00:32:22,130 --> 00:32:25,634 started reminiscing, and all these old feelings came rushing back. 551 00:32:25,675 --> 00:32:29,012 Oh, nice try, Timmy. Like, I'm really going to believe that. 552 00:32:29,054 --> 00:32:31,598 Shame on you. Just shame. 553 00:32:36,978 --> 00:32:38,897 What do you mean, "old feelings"? 554 00:32:41,733 --> 00:32:44,529 Do we really need to get into this? 555 00:32:44,570 --> 00:32:46,447 What do you have to reminisce about? 556 00:32:46,489 --> 00:32:48,741 He was here for a week when he was 16. 557 00:32:48,783 --> 00:32:53,204 What could you two have even... Oh, my God, you slept together. 558 00:32:53,246 --> 00:32:55,456 Okay, before you get some sordid image in your head... 559 00:32:55,498 --> 00:32:58,376 - She took my virginity. - Do you have to say it like that? 560 00:32:58,418 --> 00:33:00,878 That's how I said it to every single guy at band camp. 561 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,675 Shame on you. His mother trusted me to take care of him 562 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:08,554 and you swoop in like some swooping, sex-crazed... 563 00:33:08,595 --> 00:33:11,098 Oh, for God's sake, Tim, pull up the blanket! 564 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,976 You can't blame it on Katherine. I knew exactly what I was doing. 565 00:33:14,017 --> 00:33:16,478 I don't want to hear this. I'm done with both of you. 566 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,023 If anybody needs me, I'll be at the mall buying sheets. 567 00:33:22,192 --> 00:33:24,653 REVEREND: Good morning. I'll see you after the service. 568 00:33:24,695 --> 00:33:26,614 Morning, Reverend. 569 00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:29,284 I brought your favourite blueberry scones. 570 00:33:29,325 --> 00:33:31,035 Thank you, Bree. 571 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:32,662 By the way, I'm sorry I've taken so long 572 00:33:32,704 --> 00:33:34,831 to make a decision about the Ladies' Auxiliary. 573 00:33:34,873 --> 00:33:37,959 Oh, is that happening now? I had forgotten all about it. 574 00:33:38,001 --> 00:33:39,836 So, is your delightful neighbour coming? 575 00:33:39,878 --> 00:33:42,172 The one with all the questions? 576 00:33:42,213 --> 00:33:44,841 Delightful? I thought she annoyed you. 577 00:33:44,883 --> 00:33:47,261 No, I found her refreshing. 578 00:33:47,303 --> 00:33:51,057 It's like I always say, church is not a place for answers. 579 00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:54,977 - It's a place for questions. - You don't say that. 580 00:33:55,019 --> 00:33:57,396 I've never heard you say that. Not once. 581 00:33:57,438 --> 00:34:00,816 Yes, well, anyway, I want to thank you for taking the initiative. 582 00:34:00,858 --> 00:34:02,860 New members are crucial to the health of this church. 583 00:34:02,902 --> 00:34:06,030 I won't forget you brought them or these. 584 00:34:06,072 --> 00:34:09,993 Thank you, Reverend. And I'm sure the Scavos will be here soon. 585 00:34:12,037 --> 00:34:13,163 Why did you just say that? 586 00:34:13,205 --> 00:34:14,664 You know very well they went to the Catholic church. 587 00:34:14,706 --> 00:34:17,918 Which is just down the street. I'll be right back. 588 00:34:26,593 --> 00:34:27,677 Psst! 589 00:34:28,804 --> 00:34:30,056 (WHISPERING) Not you. 590 00:34:32,392 --> 00:34:33,684 Lynette. 591 00:34:34,644 --> 00:34:37,188 - What are you doing here? - I was going to ask the same of you. 592 00:34:37,230 --> 00:34:39,273 Why are you in a Catholic church? 593 00:34:39,315 --> 00:34:41,734 - Because we're Catholic. - Oh, please. 594 00:34:41,776 --> 00:34:43,653 Mowing your lawn in a Notre Dame sweatshirt 595 00:34:43,694 --> 00:34:47,365 doesn't make you Catholic. You're Presbyterian now. 596 00:34:47,407 --> 00:34:48,699 Come on, let's go! 597 00:34:49,325 --> 00:34:53,330 Weren't you the one who said I should explore other churches? 598 00:34:53,372 --> 00:34:57,334 I meant sample. Like a buffet. You take a little bite of everything, 599 00:34:57,376 --> 00:34:59,211 and then you sit down for the main course, 600 00:34:59,253 --> 00:35:01,713 which is across the street at the Presbyterian church. 601 00:35:01,755 --> 00:35:04,633 No! I just put 10 bucks in the collection plate 602 00:35:04,675 --> 00:35:06,051 and I'm going to get my money's worth. 603 00:35:06,093 --> 00:35:07,177 Is there a problem? 604 00:35:07,219 --> 00:35:10,806 No, no problem. Just talking to my friend. 605 00:35:10,848 --> 00:35:14,060 - She's trying to poach her. - I am not. 606 00:35:15,603 --> 00:35:18,440 My friend's just a little confused. She forgot that she's Presbyterian 607 00:35:18,481 --> 00:35:20,233 and wandered into the wrong church. 608 00:35:20,275 --> 00:35:23,069 I'm not Presbyterian. I'm a free agent. 609 00:35:23,111 --> 00:35:26,448 And, if you're open to a little Q & A, you've got me. 610 00:35:28,283 --> 00:35:29,784 Lynette, please. 611 00:35:29,826 --> 00:35:32,955 Can't we just go outside and talk for a moment? 612 00:35:36,459 --> 00:35:37,960 Okay, what gives? 613 00:35:38,002 --> 00:35:42,757 Well, I was at the service this morning, and it's just not the same without you. 614 00:35:42,798 --> 00:35:44,341 Bree... 615 00:35:44,383 --> 00:35:47,970 And I'm up for the head of the Ladies' Auxiliary. 616 00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:49,513 And Reverend Sikes was so impressed 617 00:35:49,555 --> 00:35:54,519 that I brought a new family into church. So if you don't come back, then... 618 00:35:54,561 --> 00:35:58,648 - Oh. Then you won't get what you want. - Well, yes. 619 00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:00,609 Well, forget it. 620 00:36:00,650 --> 00:36:02,652 Let someone else help you with your power grab. 621 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:06,198 Lynette, you were the one who came to me. You sought me out. 622 00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,700 Yes, and do you know why? 623 00:36:08,742 --> 00:36:12,746 Because out of all my friends, you were the one who had real faith. 624 00:36:12,788 --> 00:36:16,042 You had an actual relationship with God, 625 00:36:16,084 --> 00:36:18,294 - at least that's what I thought. - Lynette... 626 00:36:18,336 --> 00:36:22,673 Because I've had a rough few months, okay? 627 00:36:22,715 --> 00:36:25,301 But I know you've had rough times, too. And I always assumed 628 00:36:25,343 --> 00:36:29,055 that your faith had helped you get through them. 629 00:36:29,097 --> 00:36:34,685 - I envied you that, to be honest. - It did. It did help me. 630 00:36:36,605 --> 00:36:37,856 Really? 631 00:36:39,358 --> 00:36:40,984 Okay. How? 632 00:36:44,196 --> 00:36:47,032 - It just did. - Well, that's not a good answer. 633 00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:48,992 I've been through cancer and a tornado, 634 00:36:49,034 --> 00:36:53,831 and I don't know why I survived and so many other people didn't. 635 00:36:53,872 --> 00:36:57,877 I don't understand and I need to. 636 00:36:57,919 --> 00:37:01,047 - Lynette, why didn't you tell me? - Why didn't you ask? 637 00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:08,513 Oh, that's right. You don't like asking questions. 638 00:37:19,817 --> 00:37:22,278 - Hey, Lynette. - Hi, there. 639 00:37:24,989 --> 00:37:28,159 Just wanted to tell you that I'm out of the running 640 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,244 for the Ladies' Auxiliary. 641 00:37:30,286 --> 00:37:34,373 I told Reverend Sikes to give it to Edna Fletcher. 642 00:37:34,415 --> 00:37:36,375 She was in the Peace Corps, you know. 643 00:37:36,417 --> 00:37:38,586 Huh. That was nice of you. 644 00:37:38,627 --> 00:37:41,548 I suppose. Just wanted to let you know that. 645 00:37:43,508 --> 00:37:48,096 - And also to apologise. - Oh, you don't have to do that. 646 00:37:48,138 --> 00:37:51,308 Yes, I do. You were right. Faith shouldn't be blind. 647 00:37:51,349 --> 00:37:53,852 You don't threaten it by asking questions, 648 00:37:53,894 --> 00:37:57,898 you make it stronger, and I lost sight of that. 649 00:37:57,939 --> 00:37:59,441 Well, maybe a little. 650 00:37:59,483 --> 00:38:02,320 And it meant a lot that you came to me for guidance. 651 00:38:02,361 --> 00:38:06,032 And I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you. 652 00:38:08,117 --> 00:38:11,370 I want you to have faith in me and our friendship. 653 00:38:14,373 --> 00:38:17,919 Well, there are some things that are easy to believe in. 654 00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:25,344 How's Catholicism going, by the way? 655 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,262 (EX CLAIMS) 656 00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:30,849 Well, if you ever want to try us again. 657 00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:33,769 Oh, well, I'm pretty comfortable with the Catholics. 658 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:35,020 They're the only ones who don't judge me 659 00:38:35,062 --> 00:38:37,106 for having so many kids. 660 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,321 - Hey. - Hey. 661 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,076 Okay, so I have to ask. 662 00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:51,704 This thing that happened with you and Katherine 12 years ago, 663 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:53,581 was it an ongoing affair? 664 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:57,127 No. No, it was just the one time. 665 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,337 And I think she felt pretty guilty about it afterwards. 666 00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:02,048 She told me not to come around anymore. 667 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,177 So you didn't go back? 668 00:39:06,971 --> 00:39:08,431 It's weird. I tried to. 669 00:39:09,974 --> 00:39:13,811 It was the last night of my visit. I thought if I brought her some flowers, 670 00:39:13,853 --> 00:39:16,730 maybe I could get something going, you know? 671 00:39:16,772 --> 00:39:20,234 But when I got up to the front door, I heard all this yelling. 672 00:39:20,276 --> 00:39:21,861 (COUPLE ARGUING) 673 00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:22,987 I went around to the window 674 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:25,574 just to get a look at what was going on. 675 00:39:25,615 --> 00:39:26,742 (INDISTINCT) 676 00:39:26,783 --> 00:39:29,786 And I could see she was having a fight with someone. 677 00:39:29,828 --> 00:39:31,204 I was about to rush in and help her 678 00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:34,666 when I saw Katherine pick up this candlestick 679 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,252 and just wail on him. 680 00:39:37,294 --> 00:39:39,504 He went down pretty hard. 681 00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:43,633 Katherine was just standing over him with this look in her eye. 682 00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:45,927 It scared the hell out of me. 683 00:39:47,013 --> 00:39:48,931 So I got out of there. 684 00:39:50,099 --> 00:39:53,853 I left the next morning and never talked to Katherine again. 685 00:39:55,772 --> 00:40:00,026 So, this man... Who do you think it was? 686 00:40:00,068 --> 00:40:04,655 Don't know. I sort of got the impression he was her ex-husband. 687 00:40:04,697 --> 00:40:07,575 - Does she ever talk about him? - Not really. 688 00:40:08,827 --> 00:40:10,913 Have you seen him lately? 689 00:40:12,372 --> 00:40:13,499 No. 690 00:40:19,046 --> 00:40:20,339 Ever since I can remember, 691 00:40:20,380 --> 00:40:23,967 I've had this feeling that something's not right. 692 00:40:26,261 --> 00:40:29,390 Weird dreams that don't seem like dreams at all. 693 00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:35,063 People telling me I forgot things that I know I would've remembered. 694 00:40:39,818 --> 00:40:41,778 And now, finally, 695 00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:46,950 I find a sentence on a piece of paper that could explain all of it. 696 00:40:47,826 --> 00:40:49,619 And prove that I am not crazy. 697 00:40:52,665 --> 00:40:57,920 And the best that you can come up with is that Aunt Lilly was losing it 698 00:40:57,962 --> 00:41:00,756 and she didn't know what she was writing? 699 00:41:04,844 --> 00:41:11,226 I need the truth, Adam. Please. Please. 700 00:41:14,354 --> 00:41:18,191 The truth, Dylan, is that... 701 00:41:21,695 --> 00:41:24,281 Your mother didn't kill your father. 702 00:41:26,616 --> 00:41:29,745 And she loves you more than you will ever know. 703 00:41:39,589 --> 00:41:43,760 MARY ALICE: Faith is a belief in something that cannot be proven. 704 00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:50,641 So we trust in the words of the only father we've ever known. 705 00:41:53,436 --> 00:41:57,608 We believe the promises of the woman who shares our bed. 706 00:42:01,069 --> 00:42:06,992 We rely on the example of dear friends who help us to be better people. 707 00:42:10,412 --> 00:42:14,959 Yes, we all want to believe in those we are closest to. 708 00:42:16,127 --> 00:42:20,965 But where there is doubt, our faith begins to vanish. 709 00:42:22,759 --> 00:42:26,137 And fear rushes in to take its place.