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I got to say nothing
like a day at the beach...
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Even when you're nowhere near the beach.
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Oh, hey, will you do my back?
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Sure.
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And after that, maybe I can do your front.
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You wouldn't want to be uneven.
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Ben, I warned you.
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One pseudo-flirty comment
and I'm out of here.
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What?
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No, I just realized
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that I have absolutely nothing to say.
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Mine!
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Dude, that was mine.
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You want to know how I know.
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Because I just said "mine."
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Dude, I'm a professional athlete.
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They're all mine.
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Are you sure we have
permission to be up here?
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Yup, totally sure.
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Completely approved.
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Ben Wheeler!
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What are you doing up here on the roof?
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Especially since I just told you
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that you couldn't be up here...
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On the roof.
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Okay, maybe not totally approved.
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As board president, it
is my duty to remind you
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that rules are rules.
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And following the rules,
well, that's a rule.
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So pack up your flip-flops
and flap on out of here
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because tar beach is officially closed.
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Sondra, please.
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We're not hurting anyone.
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Heads up!
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I spiked it!
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Did you see that? Here, chest bump me.
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Ooh.
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You got to bend down a little.
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- Yeah, that's good.
- Yeah.
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* it's amazing how the unexpected *
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* can take your life
and change direction. *
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and a six-pack for your six pack.
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I'm telling you, she's the worst thing
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that's ever happened to this building.
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Hey, if you got something to say to me,
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say it to my face.
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Mom, sondra.
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She's at it again.
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She closed down tar beach.
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She doesn't think we're responsible enough
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and that we're not respectful
of other people's property.
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Thanks for letting us borrow
your umbrella, Mrs. Wheeler.
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Thanks for letting me
borrow your umbrella, honey.
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Hey, Brad, here's a little tip
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if you're hanging out with the wheelers.
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Uh, your stuff is their stuff
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so expect it to be
broken, stolen, or peed on.
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You know what?
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I don't care if sondra is board president.
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This is America. We don't put up
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with petty dictators.
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There will be mutiny in the elevators,
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revolution in the hallways.
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Give me tar beach or give me death!
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Uh, before you start loading your musket,
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you should probably know
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if you want to make a change to the rules,
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just hold an election and run against her.
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Oh my God, that's such a good idea.
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President Wheeler.
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Is it too soon to get the t-shirts made?
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Honey, you are totally gonna win.
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- You really think so?
- Oh God, no.
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Everybody in this building hates you.
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I mean, I'm your mother
and I wouldn't vote for you.
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That's not tr...
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okay, it's kind of hard to argue the facts.
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But I just need to find a
candidate to run in my place.
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- Someone popular, but fun...
- Oh my God, hello.
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Charismatic and convincing.
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Have you read my online profile?
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Previous experience, not a bad idea.
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President of my high school
chess club and the mathletes.
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Dude, we were just like the athletes...
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Except we got beat up a lot.
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Fine, fine. You're in.
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Yes!
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Something has to be
done about this building.
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My first constituent complaint.
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How may I help you, kind sir?
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There's a thief among us.
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Someone keeps stealing
my laundry detergent.
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Yeah, don't care.
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Ooh, ooh. Here, okay,
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we should use the same
slogan I used in mathletes.
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"The competition better fear him.
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He's like a human pythagorean theorem."
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I can see why you got beat up a lot.
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Hold on a second. I am checking my computer
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right now.
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Sorry, man, I am totally booked up.
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I'll call you when I'm back
in the country. Bye-bye!
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- And hello.
- Hi.
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Normally when I'm alone
I just sit at the bar,
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but here you are and here I am, so...
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So why not be alone together, right?
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Right.
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And now, what should I order?
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- What are you having?
- I haven't decided yet.
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But I'm definitely thinking something...
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Hot.
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Good idea. Soup.
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I hope I'm not being too forward,
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but you have beautiful eyes.
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Okay.
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Um...
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Maybe a little forward,
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but... thanks!
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Yours are... right where they should be.
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And they are looking
forward to seeing things
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that they shouldn't.
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I'm sorry. Are you flirting with me?
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No, no.
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I am full-on hitting on you.
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Oh, my God. Why would you do that?
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You're here, you're
pretty, I'm bored. Pick one.
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Besides, you started it.
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And I am finishing it.
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It's finished.
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Okay, Tucker.
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You just need to be capable
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but still a man of the people.
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Sincere but smooth.
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Dude, I am so smooth lotion puts me on.
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I got this.
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Hello! Tucker Dobbs.
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4d. Running for board president.
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I dot believe we've had the
pleasure of meeting before.
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Mm, now I remember.
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Hey, but to be fair,
you look a lot different
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with the lights on.
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Hope we still have your vote!
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Tucker, what is the matter with you?
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What? Look, I'm sorry.
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It was dark.
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Promises were made, and obviously,
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some of them were broken.
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Okay, well, shake it off.
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That's just one vote.
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There you go, Ms. proctor.
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Now just let me know if there's
anything else you need, okay?
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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You want to replace me with Danny?
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How could you?
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No, I was thinking Mrs. proctor.
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But Danny's way better.
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Danny, how do you feel
about a career in politics?
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I don't know. I already have a job.
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Now, Emma,
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you know that grandma is only allowed
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to buy one item online per day.
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Which, sadly, she's already done.
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So I'm gonna need you to click right there.
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Oh! Next-day shipping?
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Oh, Emma, you spoil me.
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Knock, knock. Danny, you are
not going to believe what...
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oh! Mrs. Wheeler.
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I'm sorry, I was just...
I didn't mean to...
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I was... hi!
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Oh, Riley! I didn't... I was...
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I didn't mean to... spit it out.
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Okay...
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Mrs. Wheeler,
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I'm so sorry to have to be
the one to tell you this,
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but your boyfriend kind of just hit on me.
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Oh, can you blame him?
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I wanted to hit you a bunch of times.
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Not hit me.
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Hit on me.
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Oh, honey, you probably misunderstood him.
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Why would he want the dinghy
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when he's already got the yacht?
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Hey, babe, ready to roll?
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- Oh, hey, Brad.
- Aah! Hi. Riley.
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I did not see you there.
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Go ahead. Ask him.
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Ask me what?
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Okay. All right. Fine.
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Brad, Riley has got this crazy idea
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that you hit on her.
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What? I would never do that to you.
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See? I know it's been a while
since you had a boyfriend,
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but... well, that's really
all I have to say about that.
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Something hot.
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Beautiful eyes.
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Any of this coming back to you?
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Oh, okay.
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I know what happened.
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You must have run into my brother, tad.
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We're twins.
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Really, that's...
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I had no idea you had a twin brother.
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That actually kind of makes sense now.
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Well, if that makes sense,
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then your B.S. Meter is on the Fritz.
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Because that just pinged off the charts.
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Bonnie, I swear. You have to believe me.
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Oh, oh, I will.
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Once you introduce me.
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And if I'm not seeing double,
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you're gonna be single.
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Well, actually tad is pretty...
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I'll see what I can do.
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Yeah, good. All right, Riley.
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Cancel your plans. It looks like you and I
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are going on a double date tonight.
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Oh, actually, tonight I was going to...
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I'll be there.
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Go rangers!
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Way to go, Danny!
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Yes, I think that's one more vote
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for Danny Wheeler... man, this is easy.
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I should run for real president.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't small, medium, and large.
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Hello, sondra.
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Hey, did you lose something?
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Like... an election?
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I just came by to say good-bye.
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Good-bye, Ben.
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Oh, are you moving out?
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- 'Cause that would solve a ton of problems.
- Right.
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- Totally.
- Nope!
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You are!
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You see this?
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It's a record of every violation
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you've ever committed.
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- She's even got
pictures. - Mm-hmm.
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Oh, wow. I totally forgot about that night.
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I guess I can't run for real president now.
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And if you don't win,
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which you won't,
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I'm having you evicted.
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And this sign
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is going up first thing Monday morning.
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You messed with the wrong girl, Ben.
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The wrong girl.
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Evicted?
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Hey.
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If she wants to play dirty,
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then we will play dirty.
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But we should probably get
some boxes just in case.
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But laundry room security
isn't my only priority.
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I also plan on doing something
about the air conditioning.
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'Cause we know it sure can get hot.
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At least... I know I am.
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Whoo!
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That's better.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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- Real classy.
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Oh, please.
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I've seen you take your pants off for $1.
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So was it a yes?
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That was an "oh, yes."
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Which means
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we could actually win this thing.
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It all comes down to one deciding vote.
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00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:04,117
Old lady Curtis.
270
00:11:04,676 --> 00:11:06,805
She's an
80-year-old shut-in.
271
00:11:06,806 --> 00:11:09,188
How you gonna bribe her, "ab" Lincoln?
272
00:11:10,763 --> 00:11:12,553
More tea, dear?
273
00:11:12,554 --> 00:11:14,135
Oh, yes, ma'am.
274
00:11:14,136 --> 00:11:15,514
I love tea.
275
00:11:20,102 --> 00:11:21,373
Oops.
276
00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:30,222
Mrs. Wheeler, what are you doing?
277
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,282
Oh, I'm just loosening
up my drink-throwing arm.
278
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,188
I haven't thrown a drink
279
00:11:34,189 --> 00:11:35,791
in a man's face since principal Roberts
280
00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,203
told me I looked pregnant.
281
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,411
I mean, I was, but he didn't know it.
282
00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:46,284
I think you're going to feel pretty silly
283
00:11:46,285 --> 00:11:47,936
when two very handsome men
284
00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:49,395
come walking in that door.
285
00:11:49,396 --> 00:11:51,194
Well, after I break up with Brad,
286
00:11:51,195 --> 00:11:52,712
maybe we can date them.
287
00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,420
Yeah I just can't believe
that he would do this to me.
288
00:11:56,994 --> 00:11:59,544
Me! I'm an angel!
289
00:12:01,064 --> 00:12:02,675
Hey, ladies! Sorry I'm late.
290
00:12:02,676 --> 00:12:04,181
- My brother is...
- Oh, no no no.
291
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,201
Let me guess... medical emergency?
292
00:12:06,202 --> 00:12:07,585
Called away suddenly?
293
00:12:07,586 --> 00:12:09,677
Stopped at the excuse
store, but they were closed?
294
00:12:10,477 --> 00:12:12,764
No no no. No no. Tad is just
running a few minutes behind.
295
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,429
And here he is now. He needs cab fare.
296
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,711
Typical tad. I will be right back.
297
00:12:17,712 --> 00:12:19,047
Oh, that tad.
298
00:12:22,469 --> 00:12:24,021
Okay, so...
299
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,806
I know what you're thinking.
300
00:12:25,807 --> 00:12:28,376
But why would he come all the way down here
301
00:12:28,377 --> 00:12:29,884
just to turn around and leave?
302
00:12:30,238 --> 00:12:32,071
You're right, Riley.
303
00:12:32,072 --> 00:12:34,342
Maybe he'll ride back in on a unicorn.
304
00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:37,001
Hey, sorry I'm late.
305
00:12:37,002 --> 00:12:39,123
And so nice to see you again.
306
00:12:39,124 --> 00:12:40,569
And you must be Bonnie.
307
00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:42,590
Brad will not stop talking about you.
308
00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:44,461
Hey, sorry about that whole
lunch thing... small world.
309
00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:47,648
Glasses?
310
00:12:48,782 --> 00:12:49,952
Really?
311
00:12:49,953 --> 00:12:51,311
Glasses.
312
00:12:52,031 --> 00:12:53,784
Is that the best you could do?
313
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,551
I mean, come on. Hey, everybody.
314
00:12:56,552 --> 00:12:58,687
Have you met my cousin Connie?
315
00:12:58,688 --> 00:13:00,411
Oh, hello, everybody!
316
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:01,540
Hello!
317
00:13:03,036 --> 00:13:04,279
Okay, so...
318
00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:06,140
Not to cause any trouble here,
319
00:13:06,141 --> 00:13:08,322
but where exactly is your brother?
320
00:13:08,323 --> 00:13:09,648
Uh, oh, he got a call.
321
00:13:09,649 --> 00:13:11,079
He said he'd be like two seconds.
322
00:13:11,663 --> 00:13:12,965
Let me just go and grab him.
323
00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:17,761
- He seems nice.
- Does he?
324
00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:18,958
Does he really?
325
00:13:20,394 --> 00:13:21,980
I'm really sorry about the cup.
326
00:13:22,556 --> 00:13:25,465
Oh... that's okay, dear.
327
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:30,045
What does "priceless" really mean, anyway?
328
00:13:31,757 --> 00:13:33,881
You know, one of the other benefits
329
00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:35,440
of having a tall president...
330
00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:38,158
there's always someone
available to change light bulbs.
331
00:13:38,159 --> 00:13:40,721
That's how my first husband died.
332
00:13:40,722 --> 00:13:41,957
Changing a light bulb?
333
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:43,342
No. Interrupting me
334
00:13:43,343 --> 00:13:45,536
while I was having a conversation.
335
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,540
Mrs. Curtis, here's the truth.
336
00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:50,928
Look, we don't know if we can do this,
337
00:13:50,929 --> 00:13:52,745
but we have to do something to stop sondra.
338
00:13:53,096 --> 00:13:54,221
If we don't win this,
339
00:13:54,222 --> 00:13:55,598
she's going to evict the three of us
340
00:13:55,599 --> 00:13:57,139
and my beautiful little girl.
341
00:13:57,910 --> 00:13:59,664
You wouldn't want that, would you?
342
00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:02,363
Actually, I don't care
one way or the other.
343
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,864
But I do hate that sondra.
344
00:14:06,197 --> 00:14:08,168
That voice makes me grateful
345
00:14:08,169 --> 00:14:10,889
my hearing aid has volume control.
346
00:14:12,189 --> 00:14:13,414
You have my vote.
347
00:14:13,847 --> 00:14:15,037
Really?
348
00:14:15,038 --> 00:14:17,024
That's great! Thank you.
349
00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:19,334
That's okay. It could happen to anyone.
350
00:14:19,335 --> 00:14:21,922
Here, let me...
351
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,376
So...
352
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,067
Can we still count on your vote?
353
00:14:39,693 --> 00:14:43,719
If you can get the big one
to stop moving around, sure.
354
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,045
Really?!
355
00:14:45,046 --> 00:14:46,599
Oh, my God. Thank you!
356
00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:48,787
Oh! Oh.
357
00:14:50,887 --> 00:14:52,178
Mrs. Curtis?
358
00:14:53,415 --> 00:14:54,550
Mrs. Curtis?
359
00:15:01,487 --> 00:15:04,216
Dude! How hard did you hug her?
360
00:15:09,889 --> 00:15:12,056
Well, Riley, if you're keeping score,
361
00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:14,787
we have Brad with four appearances
362
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,737
and tad with only two.
363
00:15:17,912 --> 00:15:21,216
I'm expecting a visit
from tad any moment now.
364
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,596
I am so sorry, bon-bon.
365
00:15:24,597 --> 00:15:26,078
I don't think I've ever
gotten so many phone calls
366
00:15:26,079 --> 00:15:27,144
in my entire life.
367
00:15:27,514 --> 00:15:29,890
And it's Brad with five!
368
00:15:30,853 --> 00:15:33,728
All right, you seem to be
the star of this little show.
369
00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:36,487
Where is tad?
370
00:15:36,488 --> 00:15:38,926
Well, Brad, the last we heard
371
00:15:38,927 --> 00:15:40,875
tad's still stuck in the bathroom stall.
372
00:15:40,876 --> 00:15:42,456
Really, they still haven't gotten him out?
373
00:15:42,944 --> 00:15:44,320
I should probably go and check on him.
374
00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:45,546
Yeah, yeah.
375
00:15:45,924 --> 00:15:48,583
Okay, either he's the worst liar
376
00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:50,381
I have ever met, or he thinks
377
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,853
I am the dumbest woman
on the face of the planet.
378
00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:55,509
I mean, it could be a combination.
379
00:15:59,908 --> 00:16:01,757
Oh, my God. You're not gonna
believe what just happened.
380
00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:02,916
Oh, you got that right.
381
00:16:03,306 --> 00:16:04,876
I was finally able to open the stall,
382
00:16:04,877 --> 00:16:06,411
but then the door hit
Brad right in the nose.
383
00:16:06,412 --> 00:16:07,994
There's blood everywhere!
384
00:16:07,995 --> 00:16:09,389
- What?!
- Oh, my God. Really?
385
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:10,761
- Is he okay?
- I think so.
386
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,735
- I just need some ice.
- Oh, yeah, here.
387
00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:14,042
Here take mine.
388
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,983
You know, I'm so sorry, Mrs. Wheeler.
389
00:16:17,984 --> 00:16:19,280
You were right.
390
00:16:19,281 --> 00:16:22,097
You are just the lowest of the low.
391
00:16:22,098 --> 00:16:23,517
You know, the kind of guy who thinks he can
392
00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:25,221
lie his way out of anything
because you look like
393
00:16:25,222 --> 00:16:27,991
a second-rate department store mannequin.
394
00:16:29,163 --> 00:16:30,535
Well, you know what...
395
00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:33,732
"Brad," "tad, "or any other
word that rhymes with "cad"...
396
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:36,498
you can just crawl back
to your outlet mall.
397
00:16:36,499 --> 00:16:38,031
'Cause we ain't buying what you're selling.
398
00:16:40,182 --> 00:16:42,510
- Anything to add?
- Nope.
399
00:16:42,912 --> 00:16:44,432
Think you about covered it.
400
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,777
Ooh, wait.
401
00:16:49,973 --> 00:16:51,720
Like riding a bike, you know?
402
00:16:54,436 --> 00:16:56,119
Wait wait wait wait... Bonnie...
403
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,942
Riley, I can explain!
404
00:16:57,943 --> 00:16:59,607
Where... where are they going?
405
00:17:00,256 --> 00:17:02,122
And what did you do?
406
00:17:03,224 --> 00:17:04,662
Ugh, I swear!
407
00:17:04,663 --> 00:17:06,198
This purse is just gonna be the end...
408
00:17:08,665 --> 00:17:10,983
Brad?
409
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,215
Tad?
410
00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:17,575
So do you guys want one big apology,
411
00:17:17,576 --> 00:17:18,912
or two little ones?
412
00:17:19,961 --> 00:17:22,525
Maybe if we... Or we could just...
413
00:17:22,526 --> 00:17:23,759
No, Ben, that's illegal.
414
00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:27,288
Ben, it's over.
415
00:17:27,289 --> 00:17:29,527
We are never gonna be
winning any hearts and minds
416
00:17:29,528 --> 00:17:32,211
once people find out that
we killed Mrs. Curtis.
417
00:17:33,321 --> 00:17:35,145
Tucker, man, it's gonna be fine.
418
00:17:35,146 --> 00:17:37,026
You weren't the one who
had to climb on top of her
419
00:17:37,027 --> 00:17:38,443
and give her cpr!
420
00:17:40,089 --> 00:17:41,745
It is never going to be fine.
421
00:17:41,746 --> 00:17:43,397
I am never going to be fine.
422
00:17:45,621 --> 00:17:47,121
Her teeth came out.
423
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,442
Men.
424
00:17:51,443 --> 00:17:53,585
I can't believe I made two of you.
425
00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:54,981
I disgust myself.
426
00:17:56,816 --> 00:17:58,572
You think you can walk all over us.
427
00:17:59,063 --> 00:18:00,072
Well, guess what...
428
00:18:00,073 --> 00:18:01,421
I am not a floor.
429
00:18:01,726 --> 00:18:03,017
But if I was a floor,
430
00:18:03,018 --> 00:18:05,457
I would be covered in
beautiful shag carpeting.
431
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,952
Sure, I might have some traffic patterns
432
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:10,753
and a bald spot near the floor lamp.
433
00:18:10,754 --> 00:18:12,108
But my point is...
434
00:18:12,109 --> 00:18:13,380
do you actually even have a point?
435
00:18:13,381 --> 00:18:15,173
No, I am so upset, I have no idea
436
00:18:15,174 --> 00:18:16,218
where I'm going with this.
437
00:18:18,386 --> 00:18:19,717
Mrs. Wheeler.
438
00:18:19,718 --> 00:18:21,355
I didn't... I was...
439
00:18:21,356 --> 00:18:22,458
I didn't mean to...
440
00:18:22,846 --> 00:18:24,032
hi!
441
00:18:25,502 --> 00:18:28,199
Okay, boys, look at this face, huh?
442
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,893
This is the face of a true friend.
443
00:18:31,289 --> 00:18:33,097
She threw a $15 cocktail
444
00:18:33,098 --> 00:18:33,991
into a man's face.
445
00:18:34,519 --> 00:18:38,099
For me. $15.
446
00:18:39,728 --> 00:18:41,862
So, remember when I said
447
00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,943
that your boyfriend kind of hit on me?
448
00:18:43,944 --> 00:18:46,166
- Yeah.
- Well, it turns out he didn't.
449
00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:50,612
And his brother tad really does exist.
450
00:18:50,613 --> 00:18:52,319
Oh, why are you trying to cover up for that
451
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,649
no-good, gorgeous man that
I dumped because of you?
452
00:18:57,146 --> 00:18:59,266
I can't believe God made two of them.
453
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:00,752
Oh! All right.
454
00:19:02,423 --> 00:19:03,835
Oh, my God. I've gotta go.
455
00:19:03,836 --> 00:19:05,064
You are dead to me.
456
00:19:07,348 --> 00:19:08,559
- Oh, hey, mom.
- Hi, honey.
457
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,183
Hey, guys, it worked!
458
00:19:10,184 --> 00:19:11,360
I set up a surveillance camera,
459
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:12,864
and I caught the detergent thief.
460
00:19:13,732 --> 00:19:15,020
Wow, that's great.
461
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,028
Hey, remind me to put that in today's list
462
00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:18,672
of amazing accomplishments...
463
00:19:18,673 --> 00:19:20,351
right after "we're getting evicted"
464
00:19:20,352 --> 00:19:21,942
and "I kissed a dead woman."
465
00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:25,333
Evicted?
466
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:26,774
Oh, we'll see about that.
467
00:19:28,122 --> 00:19:29,455
Wait for it.
468
00:19:29,825 --> 00:19:31,474
Wait for it.
469
00:19:32,731 --> 00:19:33,934
There! There.
470
00:19:33,935 --> 00:19:35,354
Gotcha.
471
00:19:35,355 --> 00:19:36,521
Now what have you got to say, huh?
472
00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:39,561
Okay, so maybe I borrowed a few drops
473
00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:41,267
of your precious detergent.
474
00:19:41,268 --> 00:19:42,737
It is so not a big deal.
475
00:19:42,738 --> 00:19:44,803
Everyone does it. Everyone!
476
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,989
Ho, ho! Then I guess you wouldn't mind me
477
00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,217
emailing this video to
everyone in the building.
478
00:19:50,544 --> 00:19:52,156
You wouldn't dare.
479
00:19:53,082 --> 00:19:54,562
Oh, wouldn't I?
480
00:19:55,015 --> 00:19:56,660
Obviously meaning that I would.
481
00:19:59,091 --> 00:20:00,585
Boom.
482
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,867
Okay! Fine!
483
00:20:03,868 --> 00:20:05,334
He can be president.
484
00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:06,454
Yes!
485
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,382
Make whatever stupid rules you want.
486
00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:10,309
At least now I won't have people calling
487
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,384
and complaining 24 hours a day.
488
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,552
- Wait, they call you?
- All the time.
489
00:20:14,553 --> 00:20:16,859
Oh, and no more of those horrible meetings.
490
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:18,159
So boring.
491
00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:20,100
There are meetings?
492
00:20:21,347 --> 00:20:22,616
Twice a week.
493
00:20:22,617 --> 00:20:24,164
Plus there's the monthly
chat with the plumber,
494
00:20:24,165 --> 00:20:25,276
the daily argument with the super,
495
00:20:25,277 --> 00:20:26,789
paying the maintenance bills... oh, my God.
496
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,137
The bookkeeping alone nearly killed me.
497
00:20:28,138 --> 00:20:29,451
But you'll find out soon enough. See ya!
498
00:20:39,994 --> 00:20:42,465
Congratulations, Wheeler.
You saved tar beach.
499
00:20:43,515 --> 00:20:44,963
And you know, if you squint,
500
00:20:44,964 --> 00:20:46,938
the helicopters kind
of look like fireflies.
501
00:20:47,655 --> 00:20:51,422
So... turns out that politics
really is about compromise.
502
00:20:52,615 --> 00:20:55,015
Marshmallow, madam president?
503
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,139
Oh, my God. How much
fun is this? I love it!
504
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,811
I cannot believe I was
gonna try to shut this down.
505
00:20:58,812 --> 00:21:00,577
Oh, my God, it reminds me
of when I used to go to camp.
506
00:21:00,578 --> 00:21:03,115
I swear, I have a million
stories from camp. A million!
507
00:21:03,561 --> 00:21:04,803
So here's the first one.
508
00:21:04,804 --> 00:21:06,290
One day, when I was seven years old...
509
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,002
I'll give you five bucks to hug sondra.
510
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:11,309
For the last time, she
died of natural causes!