1 00:00:07,907 --> 00:00:12,044 I got to say nothing like a day at the beach... 2 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:14,747 Even when you're nowhere near the beach. 3 00:00:14,749 --> 00:00:16,648 Oh, hey, will you do my back? 4 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,283 Sure. 5 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,419 And after that, maybe I can do your front. 6 00:00:21,788 --> 00:00:24,289 You wouldn't want to be uneven. 7 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:26,325 Ben, I warned you. 8 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:28,694 One pseudo-flirty comment and I'm out of here. 9 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,763 What? 10 00:00:30,765 --> 00:00:31,964 No, I just realized 11 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:33,265 that I have absolutely nothing to say. 12 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,067 Mine! 13 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:38,737 Dude, that was mine. 14 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,239 You want to know how I know. 15 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:41,807 Because I just said "mine." 16 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:44,043 Dude, I'm a professional athlete. 17 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:45,344 They're all mine. 18 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:48,313 Are you sure we have permission to be up here? 19 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:49,782 Yup, totally sure. 20 00:00:49,784 --> 00:00:50,983 Completely approved. 21 00:00:50,985 --> 00:00:52,251 Ben Wheeler! 22 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,353 What are you doing up here on the roof? 23 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,221 Especially since I just told you 24 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,057 that you couldn't be up here... 25 00:00:58,059 --> 00:00:59,124 On the roof. 26 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:01,927 Okay, maybe not totally approved. 27 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,732 As board president, it is my duty to remind you 28 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,033 that rules are rules. 29 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:10,002 And following the rules, well, that's a rule. 30 00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:12,004 So pack up your flip-flops and flap on out of here 31 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:13,705 because tar beach is officially closed. 32 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:14,907 Sondra, please. 33 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,375 We're not hurting anyone. 34 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,313 Heads up! 35 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,182 I spiked it! 36 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,184 Did you see that? Here, chest bump me. 37 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,752 Ooh. 38 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,287 You got to bend down a little. 39 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:31,390 - Yeah, that's good. - Yeah. 40 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:37,062 ♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪ 41 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:40,299 ♪ can take your life and change direction. ♪ 42 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:48,273 And a six-pack for your six pack. 43 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:51,510 I'm telling you, she's the worst thing 44 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,011 that's ever happened to this building. 45 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:54,413 Hey, if you got something to say to me, 46 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:55,881 say it to my face. 47 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,883 Mom, sondra. 48 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,284 She's at it again. 49 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,586 She closed down tar beach. 50 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,287 She doesn't think we're responsible enough 51 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,857 and that we're not respectful of other people's property. 52 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:11,063 Thanks for letting us borrow your umbrella, Mrs. Wheeler. 53 00:02:11,065 --> 00:02:14,299 Thanks for letting me borrow your umbrella, honey. 54 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,236 Hey, Brad, here's a little tip 55 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,270 if you're hanging out with the wheelers. 56 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:19,972 Uh, your stuff is their stuff 57 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:23,242 so expect it to be broken, stolen, or peed on. 58 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,177 You know what? 59 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:27,012 I don't care if sondra is board president. 60 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,380 This is America. We don't put up 61 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:29,815 with petty dictators. 62 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,317 There will be mutiny in the elevators, 63 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,086 revolution in the hallways. 64 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:36,054 Give me tar beach or give me death! 65 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:40,492 Uh, before you start loading your musket, 66 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,162 you should probably know 67 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:44,997 if you want to make a change to the rules, 68 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,132 just hold an election and run against her. 69 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:50,869 Oh my God, that's such a good idea. 70 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,437 President Wheeler. 71 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,072 Is it too soon to get the t-shirts made? 72 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:56,909 Honey, you are totally gonna win. 73 00:02:56,911 --> 00:02:58,944 - You really think so? - Oh God, no. 74 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,347 Everybody in this building hates you. 75 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,483 I mean, I'm your mother and I wouldn't vote for you. 76 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:07,019 That's not tr... 77 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:10,589 okay, it's kind of hard to argue the facts. 78 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:13,025 But I just need to find a candidate to run in my place. 79 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,360 - Someone popular, but fun... - Oh my God, hello. 80 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:19,031 Charismatic and convincing. 81 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,866 Have you read my online profile? 82 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,603 Previous experience, not a bad idea. 83 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:29,208 President of my high school chess club and the mathletes. 84 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:32,511 Dude, we were just like the athletes... 85 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:34,313 Except we got beat up a lot. 86 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:36,481 Fine, fine. You're in. 87 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:41,253 Something has to be done about this building. 88 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,855 My first constituent complaint. 89 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,924 How may I help you, kind sir? 90 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,227 There's a thief among us. 91 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,895 Someone keeps stealing my laundry detergent. 92 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,597 Yeah, don't care. 93 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,298 Ooh, ooh. Here, okay, 94 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,335 we should use the same slogan I used in mathletes. 95 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:59,137 "The competition better fear him. 96 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:03,175 He's like a human pythagorean theorem." 97 00:04:03,177 --> 00:04:04,509 Yeah. 98 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:07,546 Yeah, I can see why you got beat up a lot. 99 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:11,984 Hold on a second. I am checking my computer 100 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:14,186 right now. 101 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:18,991 Sorry, man, I am totally booked up. 102 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:20,926 I'll call you when I'm back in the country. Bye-bye! 103 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:24,963 - And hello. - Hi. 104 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,932 Normally when I'm alone I just sit at the bar, 105 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,301 but here you are and here I am, so... 106 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,136 So why not be alone together, right? 107 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,404 Right. 108 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:35,073 And now, what should I order? 109 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,675 - What are you having? - I haven't decided yet. 110 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:39,344 But I'm definitely thinking something... 111 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:42,547 Hot. 112 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:45,384 Good idea. Soup. 113 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:48,353 I hope I'm not being too forward, 114 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:51,356 but you have beautiful eyes. 115 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,258 Okay. 116 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:56,228 Um... Maybe a little forward, 117 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:57,462 but... thanks! 118 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:01,633 Yours are... right where they should be. 119 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,369 And they are looking forward to seeing things 120 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,371 that they shouldn't. 121 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,576 I'm sorry. Are you flirting with me? 122 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:13,211 No, no. 123 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:15,247 I am full-on hitting on you. 124 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:18,550 Oh, my God. Why would you do that? 125 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:22,321 You're here, you're pretty, I'm bored. Pick one. 126 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,588 Besides, you started it. 127 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,424 And I am finishing it. 128 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,399 It's finished. 129 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,437 Okay, Tucker. 130 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,205 You just need to be capable 131 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,306 but still a man of the people. 132 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,308 Sincere but smooth. 133 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:46,645 Dude, I am so smooth lotion puts me on. 134 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,282 I got this. 135 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:51,750 Hello! Tucker Dobbs. 136 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,618 4d. Running for board president. 137 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:56,188 I don't believe we've had the pleasure of meeting before. 138 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:01,560 Mm, now I remember. 139 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,628 Hey, but to be fair, you look a lot different 140 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,430 with the lights on. 141 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,366 Hope we still have your vote! 142 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,234 Tucker, what is the matter with you? 143 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,136 What? Look, I'm sorry. 144 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,237 It was dark. 145 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,206 Promises were made, and obviously, 146 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,374 some of them were broken. 147 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:16,775 Okay, well, shake it off. 148 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,243 That's just one vote. 149 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:19,778 There you go, Ms. proctor. 150 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,447 Now just let me know if there's anything else you need, okay? 151 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,118 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 152 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,619 You want to replace me with Danny? 153 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,020 How could you? 154 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,356 No, I was thinking Mrs. proctor. 155 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,125 But Danny's way better. 156 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:35,594 Danny, how do you feel about a career in politics? 157 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:38,363 I don't know. I already have a job. 158 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:41,166 Now, Emma, 159 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:43,201 you know that grandma is only allowed 160 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,771 to buy one item online per day. 161 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:48,807 Which, sadly, she's already done. 162 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:54,045 So I'm gonna need you to click right there. 163 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:56,515 Oh! Next-day shipping? 164 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:59,451 Oh, Emma, you spoil me. 165 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:01,386 Knock, knock. Danny, you are not going to believe what... 166 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,388 oh! Mrs. Wheeler. 167 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,257 I'm sorry, I was just... I didn't mean to... 168 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,559 I was... hi! 169 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:10,695 Oh, Riley! I didn't... I was... 170 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:13,398 I didn't mean to... spit it out. 171 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:18,770 Okay... Mrs. Wheeler, 172 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,339 I'm so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, 173 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:24,609 but your boyfriend kind of just hit on me. 174 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,344 Oh, can you blame him? 175 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:29,548 I wanted to hit you a bunch of times. 176 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,484 Not hit me. 177 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:36,655 Oh, honey, you probably misunderstood him. 178 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,290 Why would he want the dinghy 179 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:41,760 when he's already got the yacht? 180 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:45,330 Hey, babe, ready to roll? 181 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:48,166 - Oh, hey, Brad. - Aah! Hi. Riley. 182 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,402 I did not see you there. 183 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:52,737 Go ahead. Ask him. 184 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:53,772 Ask me what? 185 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:56,107 Okay. All right. Fine. 186 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,510 Brad, Riley has got this crazy idea 187 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,278 that you hit on her. 188 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,315 What? I would never do that to you. 189 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:07,385 I know it's been a while since you had a boyfriend, 190 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:11,223 but... well, that's really all I have to say about that. 191 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:16,294 Something hot. 192 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,129 Beautiful eyes. 193 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,364 Any of this coming back to you? 194 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:22,767 Oh, okay. 195 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,402 I know what happened. 196 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,838 You must have run into my brother, tad. 197 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,174 We're twins. 198 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,912 Really, that's... 199 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,848 I had no idea you had a twin brother. 200 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,751 That actually kind of makes sense now. 201 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,821 Well, if that makes sense, 202 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:45,390 then your b.S. Meter is on the Fritz. 203 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:48,159 Because that just pinged off the charts. 204 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,362 Bonnie, I swear. You have to believe me. 205 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,496 Oh, oh, I will. 206 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,664 Once you introduce me. 207 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,432 And if I'm not seeing double, 208 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:55,534 you're gonna be single. 209 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,736 Well, actually tad is pretty... 210 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,237 I'll see what I can do. 211 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,872 Yeah, good. All right, Riley. 212 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,574 Cancel your plans. It looks like you and I 213 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:03,909 are going on a double date tonight. 214 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:04,910 Oh, actually, tonight I was going to... 215 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,279 I'll be there. 216 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,482 Go rangers! 217 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:12,851 Way to go, Danny! 218 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,387 Yes, I think that's one more vote 219 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,522 for Danny Wheeler... man, this is easy. 220 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:20,325 I should run for real president. 221 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,761 Well, well, well. 222 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,830 If it isn't small, medium, and large. 223 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,403 Hello, sondra. 224 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,904 Hey, did you lose something? 225 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,940 Like... an election? 226 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:38,944 I just came by to say good-bye. 227 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,712 Good-bye, Ben. 228 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,480 Oh, are you moving out? 229 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,249 - 'Cause that would solve a ton of problems. - Right. 230 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,684 - Totally. - Nope! 231 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,385 You are! 232 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,987 You see this? 233 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,623 It's a record of every violation 234 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,292 you've ever committed. 235 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,927 - She's even got pictures. - Mm-hmm. 236 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,431 Oh, wow. I totally forgot about that night. 237 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,833 I guess I can't run for real president now. 238 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:06,504 And if you don't win, which you won't, 239 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,306 I'm having you evicted. 240 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,709 And this sign 241 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,544 is going up first thing Monday morning. 242 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,379 You messed with the wrong girl, Ben. 243 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,747 The wrong girl. 244 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,519 Evicted? 245 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,921 Hey. 246 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,322 If she wants to play dirty, 247 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,359 then we will play dirty. 248 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:29,761 But we should probably get some boxes just in case. 249 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:34,899 But laundry room security 250 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,534 isn't my only priority. 251 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,937 I also plan on doing something about the air conditioning. 252 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,306 'Cause we know it sure can get hot. 253 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,375 At least... I know I am. 254 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,712 Whoo! 255 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,814 That's better. 256 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:50,882 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 257 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,385 Real classy. 258 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:54,719 Oh, please. 259 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,921 I've seen you take your pants off for $1. 260 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,625 So was it a yes? 261 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,694 That was an "oh, yes." 262 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,129 Which means 263 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,864 we could actually win this thing. 264 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,466 It all comes down to one deciding vote. 265 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,834 Old lady Curtis. 266 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,337 She's an 80-year-old shut-in. 267 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,807 How you gonna bribe her, "ab" Lincoln? 268 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,942 More tea, dear? 269 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,778 Oh, yes, ma'am. 270 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,513 I love tea. 271 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,018 Oops. 272 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,860 Mrs. Wheeler, what are you doing? 273 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,763 Oh, I'm just loosening up my drink-throwing arm. 274 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:39,898 I haven't thrown a drink 275 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,866 in a man's face since principal Roberts 276 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,902 told me I looked pregnant. 277 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,971 I mean, I was, but he didn't know it. 278 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:52,343 I think you're going to feel pretty silly 279 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,812 when two very handsome men 280 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,779 come walking in that door. 281 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,948 Well, after I break up with Brad, 282 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,516 maybe we can date them. 283 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,954 Yeah, I just can't believe that he would do this to me. 284 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,757 Me! I'm an angel! 285 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,626 Hey, ladies! Sorry I'm late. 286 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,528 - My brother is... - Oh, no no no. 287 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,896 Let me guess... medical emergency? 288 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,465 Called away suddenly? 289 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,800 Stopped at the excuse store, but they were closed? 290 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,737 No no no. No no. Tad is just running a few minutes behind. 291 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,972 And here he is now. He needs cab fare. 292 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,441 Typical tad. I will be right back. 293 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,844 Oh, that tad. 294 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:31,149 Okay, so... I know what you're thinking. 295 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:34,419 But why would he come all the way down here 296 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,787 just to turn around and leave? 297 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,555 You're right, Riley. 298 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:40,558 Maybe he'll ride back in on a unicorn. 299 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,761 Hey, sorry I'm late. 300 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,863 And so nice to see you again. 301 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,431 And you must be Bonnie. 302 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,399 Brad will not stop talking about you. 303 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,903 Hey, sorry about that whole lunch thing... small world. 304 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,405 Glasses? 305 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,607 Really? 306 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,675 Glasses. 307 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,878 Is that the best you could do? 308 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,180 I mean, come on. Hey, everybody. 309 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,516 Have you met my cousin Connie? 310 00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:06,084 Oh, hello, everybody! 311 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,452 Hello! 312 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:12,123 Okay, so... Not to cause any trouble here, 313 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,958 but where exactly is your brother? 314 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,493 Uh, oh, he got a call. 315 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,462 He said he'd be like two seconds. 316 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,730 Let me just go and grab him. 317 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,802 - He seems nice. - Does he? 318 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,203 Does he really? 319 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:28,740 I'm really sorry about the cup. 320 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:31,776 Oh... that's okay, dear. 321 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:36,147 What does "priceless" really mean, anyway? 322 00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:39,684 You know, one of the other benefits 323 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:43,988 there's always someone available to change light bulbs. 324 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,524 That's how my first husband died. 325 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,659 Changing a light bulb? 326 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,194 No. Interrupting me 327 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,629 while I was having a conversation. 328 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:55,133 Mrs. Curtis, here's the truth. 329 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,901 Look, we don't know if we can do this, 330 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,837 but we have to do something to stop sondra. 331 00:13:58,839 --> 00:13:59,904 If we don't win this, 332 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,673 she's going to evict the three of us 333 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,941 and my beautiful little girl. 334 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,577 You wouldn't want that, would you? 335 00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:08,213 Actually, I don't care one way or the other. 336 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:11,916 But I do hate that sondra. 337 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,018 That voice makes me grateful 338 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,956 my hearing aid has volume control. 339 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,090 You have my vote. 340 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,959 Really? 341 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,160 That's great! Thank you. 342 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:25,263 That's okay. It could happen to anyone. 343 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,931 Here, let me... 344 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:45,016 So... Can we still count on your vote? 345 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:49,220 If you can get the big one to stop moving around, sure. 346 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,588 Really?! 347 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,557 Oh, my God. Thank you! 348 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,626 Oh! Oh. 349 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:59,264 Mrs. Curtis? 350 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,765 Mrs. Curtis? 351 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,208 Dude! How hard did you hug her? 352 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,316 Well, Riley, if you're keeping score, 353 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,119 we have Brad with four appearances 354 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:24,155 and tad with only two. 355 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,959 I'm expecting a visit from tad any moment now. 356 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,962 I am so sorry, bon-bon. 357 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,597 I don't think I've ever gotten so many phone calls 358 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,332 in my entire life. 359 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,935 And it's Brad with five! 360 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:40,672 All right, you seem to be the star of this little show. 361 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,840 Where is tad? 362 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,576 Well, Brad, the last we heard 363 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,911 tad's still stuck in the bathroom stall. 364 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,780 Really, they still haven't gotten him out? 365 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,615 I should probably go and check on him. 366 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,050 Yeah, yeah. 367 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,153 Okay, either he's the worst liar 368 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,888 I have ever met, or he thinks 369 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:59,691 I am the dumbest woman on the face of the planet. 370 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,093 I mean, it could be a combination. 371 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,066 Oh, my God. You're not gonna believe what just happened. 372 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,667 Oh, you got that right. 373 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,336 I was finally able to open the stall, 374 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,837 but then the door hit Brad right in the nose. 375 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,138 There's blood everywhere! 376 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,673 - What?! - Oh, my God. Really? 377 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,342 - Is he okay? - I think so. 378 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,010 - I just need some ice. - Oh, yeah, here. 379 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,379 Here take mine. 380 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,248 You know, I'm so sorry, Mrs. Wheeler. 381 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,316 You were right. 382 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,319 You are just the lowest of the low. 383 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,121 You know, the kind of guy who thinks he can 384 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,923 lie his way out of anything because you look like 385 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:34,359 a second-rate department store mannequin. 386 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,928 Well, you know what... 387 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,964 "Brad," "tad, "or any other word that rhymes with "cad"... 388 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,900 you can just crawl back to your outlet mall. 389 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,303 'Cause we ain't buying what you're selling. 390 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:49,207 - Anything to add? - Nope. 391 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,708 Think you about covered it. 392 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,076 Ooh, wait. 393 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,383 Like riding a bike, you know? 394 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,820 Wait wait wait wait... Bonnie... 395 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,088 Riley, I can explain! 396 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,691 Where... where are they going? 397 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,960 And what did you do? 398 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,862 Ugh, I swear! 399 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,930 This purse is just gonna be the end... 400 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:18,302 Brad? 401 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,071 Tad? 402 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:24,142 So do you guys want one big apology, 403 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,377 or two little ones? 404 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,746 Maybe if we... Or we could just... 405 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,849 No, Ben, that's illegal. 406 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,351 Ben, it's over. 407 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,820 We are never gonna be winning any hearts and minds 408 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,990 once people find out that we killed Mrs. Curtis. 409 00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:41,392 Tucker, man, it's gonna be fine. 410 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,694 You weren't the one who had to climb on top of her 411 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,330 and give her cpr! 412 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,199 It is never going to be fine. 413 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,435 I am never going to be fine. 414 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,404 Her teeth came out. 415 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,408 Men. 416 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,911 I can't believe I made two of you. 417 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,846 I disgust myself. 418 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,283 You think you can walk all over us. 419 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,885 Well, guess what... I am not a floor. 420 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,420 But if I was a floor, 421 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,090 I would be covered in beautiful shag carpeting. 422 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,326 Sure, I might have some traffic patterns 423 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,161 and a bald spot near the floor lamp. 424 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,362 But my point is... 425 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:19,797 do you actually even have a point? 426 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,899 No, I am so upset, I have no idea 427 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,035 where I'm going with this. 428 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,503 Mrs. Wheeler. 429 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:28,840 I didn't... I was... I didn't mean to... 430 00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:31,008 hi! 431 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,445 Okay, boys, look at this face, huh? 432 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,348 This is the face of a true friend. 433 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:41,052 She threw a $15 cocktail into a man's face. 434 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:44,422 For me. $15. 435 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,459 So, remember when I said 436 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,161 that your boyfriend kind of hit on me? 437 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,264 - Yeah. - Well, it turns out he didn't. 438 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:56,834 And his brother tad really does exist. 439 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,536 Oh, why are you trying to cover up for that 440 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:02,206 no-good, gorgeous man that I dumped because of you? 441 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,409 I can't believe God made two of them. 442 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,445 Oh! All right. 443 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,047 Oh, my God. I've gotta go. 444 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,115 You are dead to me. 445 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,219 - Oh, hey, mom. - Hi, honey. 446 00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,387 Hey, guys, it worked! 447 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,989 I set up a surveillance camera, 448 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,323 and I caught the detergent thief. 449 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,325 Wow, that's great. 450 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,394 Hey, remind me to put that in today's list 451 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,396 of amazing accomplishments... 452 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,165 right after "we're getting evicted" 453 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,434 and "I kissed a dead woman." 454 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:31,435 Evicted? 455 00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:34,472 Oh, we'll see about that. 456 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,040 Wait for it. 457 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,309 Wait for it. 458 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,278 There! There. 459 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,445 Gotcha. 460 00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,147 Now what have you got to say, huh? 461 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,284 Okay, so maybe I borrowed a few drops 462 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,585 of your precious detergent. 463 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:48,986 It is so not a big deal. 464 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,489 Everyone does it. Everyone! 465 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:54,458 Ho, ho! Then I guess you wouldn't mind me 466 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,961 emailing this video to everyone in the building. 467 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,330 You wouldn't dare. 468 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,532 Oh, wouldn't I? 469 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,834 Obviously meaning that I would. 470 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,238 Boom. 471 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,308 Okay! Fine! 472 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,943 He can be president. 473 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:14,545 Make whatever stupid rules you want. 474 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,048 At least now I won't have people calling 475 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,516 and complaining 24 hours a day. 476 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,052 - Wait, they call you? - All the time. 477 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,321 Oh, and no more of those horrible meetings. 478 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,355 So boring. 479 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,558 There are meetings? 480 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,026 Twice a week. 481 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,428 Plus there's the monthly chat with the plumber, 482 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,862 the daily argument with the super, 483 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,064 paying the maintenance bills... oh, my God. 484 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,332 The bookkeeping alone nearly killed me. 485 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,434 But you'll find out soon enough. See ya! 486 00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:48,312 Congratulations, Wheeler. 487 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:50,481 You saved tar beach. 488 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:54,218 The helicopters kind of look like fireflies. 489 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:58,222 So... turns out that politics really is about compromise. 490 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,093 Marshmallow, madam president? 491 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,028 Oh, my God. How much fun is this? I love it! 492 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,963 I cannot believe I was gonna try to shut this down. 493 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,431 Oh, my God, it reminds me of when I used to go to camp. 494 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,333 I swear, I have a million stories from camp. 495 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:10,534 A million. 496 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:11,669 So here's the first one. 497 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,104 One day when I was seven years old... 498 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,172 I'll give you give bucks to hug sondra. 499 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:18,242 For the last time, she died of natural causes.