1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,018 Kirstie is recorded in front of a live studio audience. 2 00:00:04,563 --> 00:00:07,415 Okay. Two pairs, aces and 8s. 3 00:00:07,449 --> 00:00:09,903 Straight flush. Give me your watch. 4 00:00:12,254 --> 00:00:16,140 - Hey, how'd the show go? - Which show? The one on stage 5 00:00:16,175 --> 00:00:19,594 or the newly married gay couple in the front row? 6 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:23,297 Knock, knock. It's me, Hollis. 7 00:00:23,348 --> 00:00:27,051 - From the show. - I remember. 8 00:00:27,085 --> 00:00:31,055 Maddie, which one of these makes me look more professional? 9 00:00:31,089 --> 00:00:34,192 That one makes you look like a ho bag. 10 00:00:34,226 --> 00:00:37,445 And that one makes you look like a banged-out ho bag on crack. 11 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:41,449 Perfect! I've gotta go back for a TV movie. 12 00:00:41,483 --> 00:00:45,036 Doctor Stripper, M.D. 13 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:48,072 "Pediatrician by day, pole dancer by night." 14 00:00:48,106 --> 00:00:52,350 Say "ahh." Say "ooh." 15 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:57,265 - How did you get that audition? - My new agent is amazing. 16 00:00:57,299 --> 00:00:59,233 He got me five auditions last week, 17 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:03,237 including an independent film about Hitler's niece. 18 00:01:04,656 --> 00:01:07,308 - I thought Hitler was an only child. - I'm gonna be honest. 19 00:01:07,326 --> 00:01:11,579 I didn't even know Hitler was a real person! 20 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:15,983 Well, best of luck to you, Hollis. 21 00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:20,167 - In five, four, three, two... - Why am I not getting 22 00:01:20,196 --> 00:01:23,657 any auditions for movies and commercials?! 23 00:01:23,675 --> 00:01:25,460 Maddie, you did that candy commercial. 24 00:01:25,494 --> 00:01:27,858 It only airs in Tel Aviv, 25 00:01:27,859 --> 00:01:30,223 and they paid me in shekels. 26 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,553 We have this conversation six times a year, Maddie. 27 00:01:35,604 --> 00:01:38,439 Your agent, Stanford Temple, stinks. 28 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:41,509 His second biggest client is a cat. 29 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:44,645 That's it. Thelma, get me an appointment with Stanford. 30 00:01:44,679 --> 00:01:46,781 I think it's time that I finally fired him. 31 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,199 - Yeah, right, that's gonna happen. - Yeah, you've always been 32 00:01:49,221 --> 00:01:51,519 a big wuss when it comes to firing people. 33 00:01:51,537 --> 00:01:53,287 Oh, please. What about that cleaning lady? 34 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:58,189 - I got rid of her. - You told her you had 6 months to live. 35 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:03,519 - And you shaved your head. - It's called commit me, people. 36 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,946 1x11 - Maddie's Agent 37 00:02:14,261 --> 00:02:16,861 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 38 00:02:18,384 --> 00:02:20,969 Oh, man, this burrito that Lucila made 39 00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:24,022 tastes like what I imagine balls would taste like. 40 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:32,146 Yeah, pretty close. 41 00:02:32,197 --> 00:02:34,816 - Well, did you like it? - I loved it! 42 00:02:34,867 --> 00:02:36,951 Oh, Arlo, you're so sweet. 43 00:02:36,986 --> 00:02:38,987 - Good morning, everyone. - Good morning, Maddie. 44 00:02:39,038 --> 00:02:40,788 You want a breakfast burrito? 45 00:02:40,823 --> 00:02:44,775 Oh, you'll love it. Tastes like balls. 46 00:02:44,793 --> 00:02:47,628 No, thanks, I had enough of that in my dream. 47 00:02:47,663 --> 00:02:51,799 Ooh, last night I had the most amazing sexy dream too. 48 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:54,118 I was working at this banana factory, and this guy... 49 00:02:54,136 --> 00:02:55,253 Wait, wait. Do you hear that? 50 00:02:55,287 --> 00:02:57,055 I think the timer just went off on the oven. 51 00:02:59,425 --> 00:03:02,727 What are you doing? She was telling us about her sexy dream! 52 00:03:02,761 --> 00:03:05,463 Arlo, give it a break. She's the worst cook ever. 53 00:03:05,481 --> 00:03:06,981 I agree. We should get rid of her. 54 00:03:07,016 --> 00:03:10,068 You can't fire her until I find out what happened 55 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:13,187 in that banana factory. 56 00:03:13,238 --> 00:03:15,073 I really need to go get ready for work. 57 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,325 So how you liking the job? 58 00:03:17,359 --> 00:03:20,478 It's great, except there is this one guy 59 00:03:20,496 --> 00:03:22,030 who's kind of being a jerk to me. 60 00:03:22,081 --> 00:03:25,750 Oh, mothering moment! 61 00:03:25,784 --> 00:03:28,620 Take a picture. 62 00:03:29,654 --> 00:03:32,340 Sweetheart, listen. When you have a problem with someone, 63 00:03:32,374 --> 00:03:35,760 you have to stand up to them. No one will do it for you. 64 00:03:35,794 --> 00:03:38,329 Oh, which reminds me, I need you to fire Stanford. 65 00:03:38,347 --> 00:03:40,681 What? I thought you were doing it. 66 00:03:40,716 --> 00:03:41,766 I know, but I'm not good at these things. 67 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,718 I just can't get rid of anyone. 68 00:03:43,769 --> 00:03:46,637 Except maybe a baby you gave birth to. 69 00:03:46,671 --> 00:03:49,607 Honey, shh. This is about work. 70 00:03:49,641 --> 00:03:51,109 Who is this Stanford guy, anyway? 71 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,360 Your mother's agent. 72 00:03:52,394 --> 00:03:54,145 She's been with him since her first show. 73 00:03:54,179 --> 00:03:55,947 Yeah, he took me when no one else would. 74 00:03:55,981 --> 00:03:58,816 He had a lot of big clients, and one by one, they left him. 75 00:03:58,850 --> 00:04:02,186 I should have let him go too, but I just didn't have the nerve. 76 00:04:02,204 --> 00:04:04,989 - I just can't let anyone go. - You let me go. 77 00:04:05,023 --> 00:04:07,191 Honey, everything isn't about you. 78 00:04:07,209 --> 00:04:08,659 Okay. 79 00:04:08,693 --> 00:04:10,628 We gotta get downstairs. Frank's waiting. 80 00:04:10,662 --> 00:04:12,080 Oh, fine. 81 00:04:12,131 --> 00:04:15,199 But if you want to fire Stan, you're doing it yourself. 82 00:04:15,217 --> 00:04:17,251 Maddie, you got to get over this fear. 83 00:04:17,302 --> 00:04:20,704 Oh, you're one to talk. You're afraid of stuff too. 84 00:04:20,722 --> 00:04:22,723 What about those twins in the building? 85 00:04:26,395 --> 00:04:28,479 So you've seen them too? 86 00:04:32,351 --> 00:04:34,519 Thanks for coming up, Frank. This is difficult. 87 00:04:34,553 --> 00:04:35,853 I know, kid. 88 00:04:35,887 --> 00:04:38,689 Remember, be direct, and be compassionate. 89 00:04:38,723 --> 00:04:41,492 Don't drop the knife until his legs stop twitching. 90 00:04:44,029 --> 00:04:45,830 I'm not stabbing anyone. 91 00:04:45,864 --> 00:04:49,969 Hear him out. There are no bad ideas. 92 00:04:50,536 --> 00:04:52,170 Look, just don't let him guilt you 93 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:55,406 with those puppy dog eyes and the shoulder rubbing. 94 00:04:55,424 --> 00:04:56,507 Ugh. 95 00:04:56,542 --> 00:04:59,961 Yeah, you're right. I mean, the guy still represents Boots. 96 00:05:00,012 --> 00:05:04,248 I mean, that cat practically prints money. 97 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:08,519 Boots! Don't leave me, Boots! You can't fire me! 98 00:05:08,554 --> 00:05:12,190 Hello, Maddie... and company! 99 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:13,924 How's my number one client? 100 00:05:13,942 --> 00:05:16,310 - Well, not so good. - Terrific. 101 00:05:16,361 --> 00:05:17,361 Who wants coffee? 102 00:05:17,396 --> 00:05:18,813 - I'll take one. - Oh. Excellent. 103 00:05:18,864 --> 00:05:20,698 There's a car dealership next door. 104 00:05:20,732 --> 00:05:23,201 Pretend you're interested. They'll give you a free cup. 105 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:25,620 Come on in. 106 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:32,776 So how's New Jersey treating you? 107 00:05:32,794 --> 00:05:35,913 Ducky. I mean, why be in Manhattan 108 00:05:35,947 --> 00:05:38,549 when you can look at Manhattan? 109 00:05:38,584 --> 00:05:41,085 Was that Boots we saw when we were coming in? 110 00:05:41,119 --> 00:05:45,590 Boots is yesterday's litter box, 111 00:05:45,624 --> 00:05:48,709 and that is great news for you because I've been killing 112 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:51,262 myself trying to juggle the two of you. 113 00:05:51,296 --> 00:05:54,649 But now, it's just you. 114 00:05:54,683 --> 00:05:58,686 We've done it, darling. We're right on track. 115 00:05:58,737 --> 00:06:03,307 - Right. - Uh, so, Stanford, um, 116 00:06:03,325 --> 00:06:05,243 you know my costar in the play, Hollis Whimsy? 117 00:06:05,277 --> 00:06:08,156 Yes, absolutely. Help me out again. 118 00:06:08,191 --> 00:06:11,115 What play are we talking about? 119 00:06:11,149 --> 00:06:16,987 The Broadway play that your only client is starring in. 120 00:06:17,005 --> 00:06:20,491 Anyway, it seems that Hollis has been getting 121 00:06:20,509 --> 00:06:22,176 quite a few auditions lately. 122 00:06:22,211 --> 00:06:25,763 Well, who's on television 20 times a day... 123 00:06:25,797 --> 00:06:28,332 in Lebanon? 124 00:06:29,851 --> 00:06:33,504 - Do it! - So anyway, I was thinking 125 00:06:33,522 --> 00:06:35,856 that maybe it's time for a change. 126 00:06:35,891 --> 00:06:37,341 Agh, uh, wait. 127 00:06:37,359 --> 00:06:39,393 Now, we're in the middle of some big moves here, darling. 128 00:06:39,444 --> 00:06:41,679 Big moves! 129 00:06:41,697 --> 00:06:44,065 And you want to jump ship? No! 130 00:06:44,116 --> 00:06:46,951 I won't allow it. That's a deal breaker for me. 131 00:06:46,985 --> 00:06:49,453 Well, it's nothing personal. I just think... 132 00:06:49,488 --> 00:06:53,457 You don't have to think, darling. I do the think! 133 00:06:53,492 --> 00:06:55,576 Give me till the end of the day 134 00:06:55,627 --> 00:06:58,079 to show you what I've been workin on. 135 00:06:58,130 --> 00:07:03,033 I mean, after all, does 20 years mean nothing to you, Maddie? 136 00:07:03,051 --> 00:07:06,053 I took a chance on you when no one else would. 137 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:10,708 What do you say? 138 00:07:12,477 --> 00:07:15,855 - Okay. - Ah. 139 00:07:16,648 --> 00:07:20,267 Well, I got bad news. I bought a van. 140 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:29,755 Put some effort into it, you lazy monkey. 141 00:07:29,773 --> 00:07:33,526 We have meat in here that moves faster than you. 142 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:37,563 - Hey. - Hey! Welcome to Snarfdi's. 143 00:07:37,597 --> 00:07:40,316 So this is where my son is working. 144 00:07:40,367 --> 00:07:44,370 I'm guessing that "D" in the window doesn't stand for "delicious." 145 00:07:44,405 --> 00:07:46,539 Whoa, whoa, you did not tell me 146 00:07:46,573 --> 00:07:49,775 your mother is the famous actress Miss Madison Banks. 147 00:07:49,793 --> 00:07:51,610 You've seen my work in the theater? 148 00:07:51,628 --> 00:07:56,449 No, I see your commercial in Tel Aviv! 149 00:07:56,467 --> 00:08:00,887 - This is Ahdoot, my coworker. - Yes, I also make the signs. 150 00:08:00,921 --> 00:08:03,789 - I think you spelled "meat" wrong. - No, no, no, no. 151 00:08:03,807 --> 00:08:08,839 That is correct. We are not legally allowed to call it "meat." 152 00:08:09,129 --> 00:08:11,431 You guys take a seat. I'll get you a snack. 153 00:08:11,465 --> 00:08:14,017 So that's the guy who's been pushing him around? 154 00:08:14,068 --> 00:08:17,970 Yeah, it's got to be. He's got a real weasel vibe. 155 00:08:17,988 --> 00:08:20,189 Like this guy I know, Jimmy the weasel. 156 00:08:23,827 --> 00:08:26,746 I just hope Arlo's strong enough to stand up to him. 157 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:27,947 Oh. You should talk! 158 00:08:27,981 --> 00:08:30,283 You had one thing to do today... fire Stan... 159 00:08:30,317 --> 00:08:32,452 - and you chickened out. - I didn't chicken out. 160 00:08:32,486 --> 00:08:33,453 You chickened out. 161 00:08:33,487 --> 00:08:34,620 No, no, no, no, no, no! 162 00:08:34,654 --> 00:08:38,091 Did somebody say the chickens have gotten out? 163 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:41,210 No, we were talking about something else. 164 00:08:41,261 --> 00:08:42,495 Whew. 165 00:08:42,513 --> 00:08:44,597 You know, you two are ones to talk. 166 00:08:44,631 --> 00:08:48,384 - You're afraid of children. - Not children, those twins. 167 00:08:49,553 --> 00:08:53,506 They make the girls in "the Shining" look like the Olsens. 168 00:08:54,858 --> 00:08:57,510 Why are you laughing? You're afraid of stuff too. 169 00:08:57,528 --> 00:09:00,346 Are you talking about Sinatra's ghost? 170 00:09:00,364 --> 00:09:03,773 Because I've seen him. 171 00:09:04,318 --> 00:09:07,537 I'm talking about tunnels. It took us three hours to get home 172 00:09:07,571 --> 00:09:09,522 because you're afraid to drive through the Holland tunnel. 173 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:12,041 No thinking person uses the tunnel. 174 00:09:12,076 --> 00:09:14,377 I've conducted a scientific study that's determined 175 00:09:14,411 --> 00:09:17,246 there's no way it can hold up the Hudson river. 176 00:09:17,297 --> 00:09:20,716 - You're not a scientist. - I am also not a doctor. 177 00:09:20,751 --> 00:09:24,667 Doesn't stop me from writing prescriptions. 178 00:09:25,089 --> 00:09:28,591 Here you go. So how'd it go with your agent? 179 00:09:28,642 --> 00:09:31,928 - Did you dump the poor schlub? - No, no, I thought about it, 180 00:09:31,979 --> 00:09:33,879 and I decided to give him a second chance. 181 00:09:33,897 --> 00:09:36,048 I think I really lit a fire under his ass. 182 00:09:36,066 --> 00:09:38,101 I wouldn't be surprised if Stanford didn't come through 183 00:09:38,152 --> 00:09:41,687 with a TV script or a movie role. 184 00:09:41,721 --> 00:09:45,158 - You had a sandwich named after me? - I give you... 185 00:09:45,192 --> 00:09:46,892 the Madison Banks. 186 00:09:46,910 --> 00:09:50,079 You want corned beef? It's got corned beef. 187 00:09:50,114 --> 00:09:52,782 You want more corned beef? 188 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:56,085 It's got more corned beef. 189 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,371 So basically, it's a corned beef sandwich. 190 00:09:58,405 --> 00:10:03,273 Yes, but don't ask for mustard. Then it's a J.Lo. 191 00:10:03,743 --> 00:10:07,713 So this is your big move. A sandwich... 192 00:10:07,747 --> 00:10:09,748 Not a movie. Not even a soap! 193 00:10:09,766 --> 00:10:12,385 This is the on-ramp, darling. 194 00:10:12,419 --> 00:10:14,804 Your name will be out there now. 195 00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:17,690 The power brokers of New York will be eating Maddie Banks 196 00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:22,608 - seven days a week. - It's the '80s all over again. 197 00:10:26,461 --> 00:10:28,988 All right, trip queens. I'll take my shirt back. 198 00:10:29,053 --> 00:10:32,032 Full boat. I'll keep your shirt and take your... 199 00:10:32,616 --> 00:10:35,418 You know what? I fold. 200 00:10:36,754 --> 00:10:38,088 Knock, knock. 201 00:10:38,122 --> 00:10:42,177 It's me, Hollis. From the show. 202 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,894 Maddie, I'm taking the cast out to celebrate. 203 00:10:44,929 --> 00:10:48,264 Celebrate what? Missing three entrances? 204 00:10:48,298 --> 00:10:53,803 No. You are looking at Doctor Stripper, M.D. 205 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,573 I got the part. Hug me! 206 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:05,865 That's great, Hollis, but I can't go out tonight. 207 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:10,003 - I'm sorry. I have to go see my agent. - Okay, well, come after. 208 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:13,673 All of you... except Mr. Hugsy. 209 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:19,829 - Look who has a nickname. - In five, four... 210 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,599 That is it! Frank, get ready. 211 00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:25,351 We're gonna go see Stanford. And this time, I am gonna fire his ass. 212 00:11:25,386 --> 00:11:28,104 Okay. But, you know, if you can't, 213 00:11:28,139 --> 00:11:29,439 why don't you just sleep with him? 214 00:11:29,473 --> 00:11:34,561 You know, guys tend to leave town pretty fast after that. 215 00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:37,781 - That isn't true. - Yeah? What about Joe Namath? 216 00:11:37,815 --> 00:11:39,365 He sprinted out of your bedroom pretty quick. 217 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:44,454 Yeah. He didn't run that fast when he was on the Jets. 218 00:11:44,488 --> 00:11:47,857 For the hundredth time, he was late for practice. 219 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,092 He was 60. 220 00:12:13,951 --> 00:12:17,120 How we doing today, girls? 221 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:20,040 We're good, Thelma. 222 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:22,358 How did you know my name? 223 00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:26,496 - We're going to be best friends. - Best friends forever. 224 00:12:32,086 --> 00:12:34,537 - Stanford, we need to talk. - Just a second. 225 00:12:34,555 --> 00:12:35,889 I'm this close to getting you an audition 226 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,975 - for the new Steven Spielberg movie. - Really? 227 00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:43,313 Yes, in Hollywood. The number for a Steven Spielberg. 228 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:48,051 - Listen... - You look fabulous. 229 00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:49,486 What have you done to your hair? 230 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,688 - Don't change the subject. - We didn't have a subject. 231 00:12:51,722 --> 00:12:53,056 I thought the subject could be your hair. 232 00:12:53,074 --> 00:12:54,891 I think the subject is my career, 233 00:12:54,909 --> 00:12:56,526 which we both know could use a little juice. 234 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,729 All right, let me stop you right there, darling. 235 00:12:59,747 --> 00:13:03,166 Now, we have this town exactly where we want it. 236 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,702 Now, come on, as soon as this Spielberg thing comes through, 237 00:13:05,736 --> 00:13:08,038 we're going to be turning down offers. 238 00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:09,339 Hello, what? 239 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,741 You want Madison Banks to star in your new TV show? 240 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:12,959 - Pass. - Oh, my god. 241 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:16,212 Even in a fake call, you lose me parts. 242 00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:18,214 Hello, it's me again. We're reconsidering. 243 00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:20,016 Oh, please stop. 244 00:13:20,051 --> 00:13:24,387 - You're not making this any easier. - Look, I'm not going to beg! 245 00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:26,422 But please don't leave me. 246 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,943 You're my last client. We've been together from the start. 247 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,594 Don't fire me, Maddie. 248 00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:32,929 I know. It's not that I want to... 249 00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:34,948 All right, fine, fine. Then I'll get back to work, 250 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,149 and we'll have lunch on Tuesday. 251 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,202 No, no, no. We can't go on like this. 252 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:42,906 It... it's a conflict of interest for us to work together, 253 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:46,076 given our romantic feelings. 254 00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:48,970 Wha... 255 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:53,049 The heat between us. 256 00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:55,502 There's no heat. I don't feel any heat. 257 00:13:55,553 --> 00:13:58,121 I can't afford heat! 258 00:13:58,139 --> 00:14:00,507 Stop being strong for the both of us. 259 00:14:00,558 --> 00:14:03,093 Stanford, we both know what we want. 260 00:14:03,127 --> 00:14:06,129 What... what are you doing? Don't... don't do that. 261 00:14:06,147 --> 00:14:08,181 Uh-oh, my dress fell open. 262 00:14:08,232 --> 00:14:12,185 I-I don't see anything. I'm not... I'm not looking. 263 00:14:12,236 --> 00:14:15,438 But I bet they're huge. 264 00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:18,307 Stop. St... Ma... Maddie, please stop. 265 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,743 Stop, stop. 266 00:14:19,777 --> 00:14:21,077 Darling, you're making a fool of both of us. 267 00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:22,662 Sweetheart, we cannot... 268 00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:24,781 we cannot mix business and pleasure! 269 00:14:24,815 --> 00:14:25,949 That's because we have no business! 270 00:14:25,983 --> 00:14:28,251 Ooh... right, all right. Wait! 271 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,503 Let me just think this through for a second! 272 00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:31,755 All right. 273 00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:35,341 Oh, screw it. Come on, darling. Here we go! 274 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:36,960 I can't quite... 275 00:14:36,994 --> 00:14:39,713 - Back up! Back up! - I'll take a running start, then. 276 00:14:39,764 --> 00:14:42,703 - Here we go! - Oh! 277 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:49,005 You missed a spot, turd. 278 00:14:49,023 --> 00:14:50,106 Arlo? 279 00:14:50,141 --> 00:14:52,508 Hey, Lucila, what are you doing here? 280 00:14:52,526 --> 00:14:55,729 Well, I wanted to see where you worked... 281 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,280 and to pick up dinner for the family 282 00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,149 since I burned everything in the kitchen. 283 00:14:59,183 --> 00:15:01,785 - And the kitchen. - Ah. 284 00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:04,187 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 285 00:15:04,205 --> 00:15:08,992 I must be an English hunting dog, because I just spotted a fox. 286 00:15:09,026 --> 00:15:11,694 Hey, baby, how would you like to take a ride on my... 287 00:15:11,712 --> 00:15:14,363 Hey! Shut up! 288 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,532 You don't talk to her like that ever again! 289 00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:20,837 - Now apologize. - I'm so sorry. 290 00:15:20,871 --> 00:15:24,874 Good. Now I'm gonna take a break, 291 00:15:24,892 --> 00:15:28,478 and you're gonna do the mopping. 292 00:15:28,879 --> 00:15:35,568 - Oh, Arlo. So manly. - Get used to it, baby. 293 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,687 Hey, quick question. 294 00:15:37,721 --> 00:15:38,938 You never finished telling me what happened 295 00:15:38,989 --> 00:15:41,724 in that banana factory dream. 296 00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:44,727 Well, that's a long story. 297 00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:49,232 Oh. I'm taking the rest of the day off. 298 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:57,017 So how did it go with Stan? You let him have it? 299 00:15:57,741 --> 00:16:01,678 Oh, yeah. I let him have it, all right. 300 00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:04,881 I don't think we'll be seeing any more of Stanford Temple. 301 00:16:04,915 --> 00:16:07,684 Good for you. That's very impressive. 302 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:08,968 Just get me home. 303 00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:12,188 I need to take five showers and a tetanus shot. 304 00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:15,225 You got it. And it won't take long. 305 00:16:15,259 --> 00:16:18,761 You know why? Because I'm going through the tunnel. 306 00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:20,029 Really? Are you sure? 307 00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:25,268 More than sure. You can face your fear, so can I. 308 00:16:25,286 --> 00:16:28,271 And there it is. 309 00:16:28,289 --> 00:16:31,991 I did it. I'm in the tunnel. 310 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:35,211 I am in the tunnel... 311 00:16:35,246 --> 00:16:39,949 under 4.2 million cubic tons of water. 312 00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:43,970 - And I can't breathe. - Frank, what are you doing? 313 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,289 Frank, what are you... Frank! 314 00:16:46,307 --> 00:16:47,724 Okay, back it up! 315 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:50,476 Everyone, just back it up! 316 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:53,179 Frank, get back in the car! 317 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:56,015 Is this how you want Sinatra's ghost to see you? 318 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,521 You make a good point. 319 00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:04,140 Are you watching, old blue eyes? 320 00:17:04,158 --> 00:17:06,075 Because this one's for you. 321 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:14,448 Oh, check out these great tunnels of the world. 322 00:17:14,499 --> 00:17:19,120 Oh, look out, Chunnel. I'm coming for you next. 323 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:22,072 Well, I'm done with my showers. I should rob a bank. 324 00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:24,908 I don't think I have any fingerprints left. 325 00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:27,244 Oh, Arlo, I didn't know you were home from work. 326 00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:29,580 Yep, and let's just say that little issue 327 00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:33,351 - with Ahdoot is ah-moot. - Ah. What happened? 328 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,854 Well, I took your advice, and I stood up for myself. 329 00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:39,089 Right, my advice. 330 00:17:43,111 --> 00:17:45,446 - Hello, gumdrop. - What... 331 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,097 What the hell are you doing here, Stanford? 332 00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:51,435 Well, now that I have no more clients, I'm all yours, 24/7. 333 00:17:51,453 --> 00:17:55,206 Stanford, are you sure you wouldn't rather leave town hastily? 334 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,775 I'm told that's a popular response. 335 00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,778 Not on your life. I thought we might have another go. 336 00:18:00,796 --> 00:18:02,079 Second verse, same as the first. 337 00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:05,467 Oh, wait, Stanford, no, look, my... there's my son right there. 338 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,284 Ah! Well, let's make more of them, eh? 339 00:18:07,302 --> 00:18:09,420 Okay, okay, hang on. 340 00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:12,956 You gave me up, but you can't get rid of this yutz? 341 00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:14,275 Good point. 342 00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:17,278 Stanford, you need a wake-up call. I'm not interested in you. 343 00:18:17,312 --> 00:18:19,596 Not as a boyfriend, not as an agent, not as anything. 344 00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:22,032 Think of us as friends with benefits 345 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:25,703 who aren't friends and have no benefits. 346 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,154 Are you quite sure, Maddie? 347 00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:28,989 Because there's lots of things we haven't tried yet. 348 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:33,110 And secondly... and I say this in all earnest. 349 00:18:33,128 --> 00:18:36,213 This is for your own good. 350 00:18:37,632 --> 00:18:41,720 Ponytails are for little girls and ponies. 351 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:44,421 You're fired, Stanford! 352 00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:45,723 - So we'll be in touch. - No. 353 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,092 - I'll call you. - I'll hang up. 354 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,727 So this is good-bye, but not farewell. 355 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:52,763 - No, it's both. - But... 356 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,734 Congratulations, you did it. 357 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:59,103 I did... I did it. Oh, my god. 358 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,604 Arlo, do you know what this means? 359 00:19:00,638 --> 00:19:02,690 Yes! Now that I'm back in your life, 360 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,241 the separation anxiety and guilt 361 00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:05,909 that you once suffered from is gone. 362 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,279 No! It means I get a new agent! 363 00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:12,482 You'll get used to it. 364 00:19:17,822 --> 00:19:19,623 Is Thelma here? 365 00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:21,522 Coming! 366 00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:30,267 It's time to play. 367 00:19:37,508 --> 00:19:39,576 They want me to wear this. 368 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:42,946 I don't wanna anger them. 369 00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:49,971 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~