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Season12 Episode06
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Get off the internet,
stanley. It's time for bed.
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Mom, I just got to do
a couple more things.
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Now, stanley! The internet will
be waiting for you in the morning.
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Off!
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Aw, man!
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Shelley, off the internet. It's bedtime.
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Mom, I'm I-chatting with
my boyfriend in montana.
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Now, shelley!
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Why do you hate me?
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Randy, off the internet.
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No! No, come on! Leave me alone.
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No, mister. It's time for night-night.
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But sharon, I got stuff to do!
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I got to see my credit rating and
i got to send an e-mail to nelson
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and check out foley's
vacation photos --
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You don't have to do all that now.
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You can do one more thing
and then it's bedtime.
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One more thing?
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Oooh, yeah.
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What the hell?
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Stan!
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- Stan, i got to use your computer.
- What?
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My internet's not working.
I got to use yours.
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And give daddy some
private time, will yeah?
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- My internet's not working either.
- What?
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Dad, the internet's not working!
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I know that, okay?
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I have to get online with my
darling amir before school starts.
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Randy, i can't get my e-mail to open.
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Everyone just calm down.
Calm down, all right?
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It's going to be okay.
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We just can't panic.
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Gerald, please help us.
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Randy! What's happened?
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Our house. It has no internet.
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Oh, my god.
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We've got nothing.
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It's just gone.
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Come in. You can use our internet
until you figure out what to do.
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Thank you, gerald.
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I'm getting on it first.
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Oh, no, you're not!
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Kyle, can I use your internet?
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- It's not working.
- What?
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I've even unplugged it
and plugged it back in.
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No, no. Our internet can't be broken.
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I've got to get an attachment
larry sent me last night!
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It's not working, gerald.
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But it has to
work. Maybe if I --
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Your internet's not
working, gerald. Face it!
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I have to get online before school.
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What about starbucks?
They have free internet.
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Right! Starbucks!
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Everyone get your stuff.
We can take my car.
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Hey, is your guys' internet working?
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No. Nobody's is.
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What's happening?
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Jesus, everyone's gonna
have to go to starbucks now.
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Everyone in the car! We
have to beat them there!
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God, the whole neighborhood's affected.
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Get out of the way, peterson!
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Folks, there's no internet here.
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It's not working, I tell you.
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It's not working here?
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Kids, get back in the car.
We can go to the mac store.
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N, don't! You're wasting your time.
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How do you know?
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Because we just came from there.
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There was nothing.
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Not one scrap of internet.
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How can there be no internet anywhere?
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What's going on?
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Anybody got a blackberry?
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Check drudge report.
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Good idea! No, wait!
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We can't check drudge
report. There's no internet.
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There has to be a way to
find out what's going on.
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We can't! Don't you get it?
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There's no internet to find
out why there's no internet!
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What did we use to get the
news before the internet?
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A television!
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Reporter: Once again, we apologize
but we cannot bring you the news.
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It appears that we have
no internet here at news 4.
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We'll be happy to bring
you up on current events.
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Just as soon as our internet is back.
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Jesus, it's statewide.
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It could be nationwide.
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Hello? Do you have internet?
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It's channel four news.
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No, we don't have internet either.
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No internet anywhere.
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Jesus, we're all alone.
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What's the matter?
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I don't know.
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I need to get on webmd and see
why I have this cough, but I can't.
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What if my sweetheart
is online looking for me?
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He could be wondering why
I don't get online with him.
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Maybe he thinks I'm dead.
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If my darling amir gets another internet
girlfriend, I'm going to kill him.
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And you!
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Shelley! Shelley, woa, stop! Stop!
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Dad, you got to do something!
She's out of control.
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You're right. We can't
just sit here any longer.
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Randy, where will you go?
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We're gonna head west.
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There's a rumor going around that
there might be some internet out there.
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So we're heading out california way.
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You don't know if there's
any internet in california!
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Well, there certainly ain't none here!
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Look, maybe it's time
you all face reality.
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The internet here is dried up.
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It could come back.
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Yeah, and maybe it won't.
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In the meantime, I got a family
who needs internet right away.
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We'll head out california way
and, and see what we can find.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Look, if you do find internet,
let us know, will you?
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How? You won't have internet.
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California NEED******
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Sorry, folks. We're full up.
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Know anywhere else we can stay?
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We're heading out california way.
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Looking for some internet.
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You and everyone else.
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You'll have to stay out at the transient camp
with all the others heading to california.
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It's about a mile down the road.
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♪ I'm going down the road feeling bad ♪
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♪ I'm going down the road feeling bad ♪
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♪ I'm going down the road feeling bad ♪
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♪ oh, lordy my internet
done up and went away ♪
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Where are you from, old-timer?
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Kansas city.
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Had me a store there, a kind
of computer supply store.
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When the internet went,
the stores went too.
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Things will be different
when we get to california.
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Soon as we get us some
internet we can all rest easy.
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Why sure, Silicon Valley.
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They gots a whole mess
of Internet up there.
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'Say a man can practically
roll around in it
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When I get to that Internet I'm gonna
click on just about everything in sight.
Might even click on a pop-up
ad just for the heck of it.
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Oh, I'm gonna sit down at that
internet and just start e-mailing.
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Just keep on e-mailing 'til my
fingers are sore to the bone!
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Sure will be nice.
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You folks all heading to silicon valley?
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That's right. We need to get online.
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Get online, he says.
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What's so funny about that?
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Think about it.
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How many folks heading
out to california?
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A million? More?
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How much internet you
think they got out there?
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Be some internet, sure, but with
everyone trying to use it at once,
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it's gonna go real slow like.
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I knows because I seen it.
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My two children, they
tried to load a webpage.
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Took them over three days.
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They sat there waiting,
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by the time the loading bar was
only half full they was dead.
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Starved on the internet.
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With their bellies stuck
out like a pig bladder.
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Come on, stan. Let's get us some rest.
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Amir, I miss you so much.
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Don't cry, shelley.
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You'll be able to get online
when we get to california.
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Everyone, wake up, we're here!
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Silicon valley, california!
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Name.
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Do they have internet here?
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Name.
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Marsh.
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Service provider.
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Net zero.
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All right. Stay in
line once you're inside.
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Red cross volunteers will
direct you to your campsite.
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So, is there internet here?
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Stay in line and get to your campsite.
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Excuse me. We're looking
for some internet.
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Yeah, they got it here.
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All right!
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Bud there ain't enough to go around.
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All they got is a little internet.
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Barely a bar a signal.
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So they have to ration it out carefully.
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You sign up over there.
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And use your time when
they call your name.
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Each family gets 40
seconds of internet per day.
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40 seconds?
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That ain't even long
enough to check wikipedia!
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Well, it's all we got
so we got to make do.
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Look, honey. I ordered
us some books on amazon!
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All right. Time's up.
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No, no, wait! I haven't entered
the shipping information.
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No! No!
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Next! Grady, john H.
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Aw, how am I supposed to
see internet porn that way?
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What did you say?
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Uh, you go on ahead, sharon, divide
some internet amongst the children.
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I got to go talk to somebody.
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Reporter: And that's about all we know.
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There might be some internet still
in california, and parts of florida.
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Though, we certainly
still don't have any here.
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A fax! A fax is coming through!
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- We got a fax!
- Yeah, a fax!
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It says the government has sent
their best people to the internet
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in order to repair it.
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We got to get a reporter
out to the internet.
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Where is the internet?
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Gentlemen, president is very angry
that his internet still isn't working.
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We've tried everything, sir.
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But the internet has slowed to a trickle
and we can't get it working correctly.
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Take me down below.
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I want to see the internet for myself.
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Here it is, general. The internet.
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So what's wrong with it?
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See that flashing
orange light in the mid?
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It's supposed to be solid green.
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My god.
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Thedancingkitty.Com.
I wonder what that is?
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Click on the dancing kitty
and you could win a prize.
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All right, time's up.
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No wait. I just clicked
on the kitty. I got it!
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No! It wasn't long enough! No!
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Next. Nelson, peter T.
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Excuse me.
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I need to uh, have some
private internet time.
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Look, we're just trying to get by here.
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Everyone's got to
take what they can get.
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I haven't jacked off in over two weeks.
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So jack off.
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You don't understand.
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I need the internet to jack off.
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I got used to being able to see anything
at the click of a button, you know?
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Once you jack off to japanese
girls puking in each other's mouth,
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you can't exactly go back to "playboy."
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What do you want us to do?
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Pick up the whole computer and put it
inside for ten minutes just for you?
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- Three minutes would be plenty.
- Get lost.
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All right. Each of you take a ticket.
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When they call your name,
you can use the internet.
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What number are you, turd?
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You're 923 now.
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Hey, mom!
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Shelley, give your
brother his ticket back.
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Can't you all see I'm in pain?
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Nobody understands pure love.
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Amir and I are closer than
anybody in this stupid family!
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Over here.
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You. Happen to be
looking for internet porn?
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Yeah. How'd you know?
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Lots of us fellas came
here for that reason.
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We all got used to seeing lots of
really perverted stuff on the internet,
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so now we can't go back to "playboy."
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I know! Right?
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Anyway, we got us a simulator.
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You just call out what you
want to see and then say click.
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Internet porn stimulator.
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Give it a try.
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Anything you wanted to see
with the click of a button!
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Uh, japanese girls exchanging
bodily fluids. Click.
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Oh, this sucks! I
can't jack off to this!
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Dammit.
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Uh, let's see.
interracial Gang bang. Click.
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She-males. Let's
try she-males. Click.
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Bestialty. Click on that.
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Brazilian fart fetish
porn? Click. Click.
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Nope. This isn't gonna work.
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It's just not the same.
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Well, sorry.
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That'll be $49 on your credit card.
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Well, at least that
part's like the internet.
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We now have a reporter on
the scene. Let's go live!
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Tom, I am at the internet
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government officials are doing
their best to get it running again.
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All right, internet.
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What do you want from us?
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If we've angered you
somehow, let us know.
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Try to communicate
with it digitally again.
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I've had it with this thing.
Fire a warning shot at it.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Is it possible
that --
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What is it, kyle?
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I think I know what's wrong.
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This is taking too long.
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When do I get to use the internet?
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It's got to be our turn soon.
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All right, folks. It's bedtime.
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No more internet for today
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Just a little longer.
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No, no. We're locking it away
'til tomorrow. Everyone get to bed.
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Finally! I'm online again! Yes!
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Japanese girls puke
in each other's mouths.
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Oh, nice!
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Now let's see some bestialty.
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Yes!
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Let's get some brazilian
fart porn in there.
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That's got it!
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What is that?
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Sounds like somebody's
being attacked by a tiger.
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Get the keys. We got to get in there!
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What
the --
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- Dad?
- Randy!
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Oh, uh, there was a, a ghost!
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This is ectoplasm!
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Did you see the ghost?
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It ran through here and slimed me!
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You son of a bitch!
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No, it wasn't me. It
was the spooky ghost!
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This is our last chance.
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With nowhere else to turn, the government
is going to allow one brave 8-year-old boy
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to attempt his method to get
the internet running again.
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It all comes down to this.
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Can the little jewish boy reason with
the internet, or will it be gone forever?
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All clear for procedure.
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All right. Let's do it.
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Look! The flashing yellow
light is steady green now!
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He did it!
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- I've got internet!
- Me too!
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Internet activity in all sectors, sir!
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- I've got internet.
- Me too.
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It's back!
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It's back? It's back!
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It's working!
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I can I-chat with my darling amir now!
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Shelley? Shelley marsh?
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What?
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It's me. Amir.
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Your family came here too,
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Yeah.
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So, uh, I guess I'll e-mail
you as soon as we get back home.
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Yeah, okay, sounds good.
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Okay, c'ya.
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We're back together!
We're back together!
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And so what have we
learned through this ordeal?
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The internet went away, it came back.
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But for how long we do not know.
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We cannot take the internet
for granted any longer.
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We as a country must
stop overlogging-on.
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We must use the internet
only when we need it.
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It's easy for us to think we can
just use up all the internet we want,
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but if we don't treat the
internet with the respect
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that it deserves,
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it could one day be gone forever.
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And so let us learn to live
with the internet, not for it.
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No more browsing for no apparent reason.
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No more mindlessly surfing on our
laptops while watching television.
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And finally, we must learn only
the internet for porn twice a day.
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Max.
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