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Hey, Ravi, why aren't you eating?
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Don't you want to grow up big and strong?
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Or at least be able to climb the
stairs without getting winded?
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I am bummed. I wanted to play
my sitar in the school band,
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but Mr. Collinsworth would
not even let me audition.
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My playing is so brilliant, it
would have brought tears to his eyes.
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I heard you practicing.
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It sure brought tears to mine.
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Don't worry, Ravi.
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I'll go to school with you
and talk to Mr. Collinsworth.
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I'll make sure you get
a chance to be a sitar hero.
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All right, but please
do not embarrass me.
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If I get shoved in my
locker any more frequently,
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they will have to
forward my mail there.
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Ravi, you just got a text!
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That makes two this month.
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Please, do not be a butt-text.
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Please, do not be a butt-text.
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Emma, I would be honored
to come to your party!
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Oops... sorry, Ravi.
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That was meant for my friend Rachel.
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But since you live here, I guess
I can't stop you from coming.
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The party's going to
have a black and white theme.
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And I'm going to invite
the hottest guy in school!
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Emma, you have already invited me.
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Not you. I'm talking about Rick Larkin.
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We will have to agree to disagree.
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Hey, I wanted more eggs.
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Oh! Sorry, we're all out.
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That's a weird knock.
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I found more eggs,
but I'm not going in after 'em.
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Hi, y'all! I'm Maybelle,
your new neighbor.
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Anyone seen a chicken around here,
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about yea high, answers
to the name of Rover?
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Why would you name
a chicken "Rover?"
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Because our dog's name
is "Mr. Cluck."
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ it feels like a party every day
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♪ hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ but they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ my whole world is changing
turning around
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♪ they got me going crazy
yeah, they're shaking the ground
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♪ but they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ and I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ hey Jessie ♪ hey Jessie
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♪ it feels like a party every day
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♪ hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Oh, Rover, there you are.
Come here.
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Well, ain't this just the
prettiest kitchen you ever saw?
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Why are you cookin'
in your funeral shirt?
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A better question, "why are you
cuddling a super-sized nugget?"
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Oh, Rover's not food, she's family!
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We couldn't leave her on the farm.
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You know, we all told Memaw she
was nuts for playing the lottery,
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but 150 million bucks later,
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we've got an outdoor bathtub
and an indoor outhouse.
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Ain't life funny?
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Finally, someone to watch
country countdown with!
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Do you know Reba?
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I'm from Hogs Holler.
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I know three Rebas.
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Two of them are goats,
and one of them is a truck.
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Well, welcome to the neighborhood.
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Emma, isn't it great to have a
girl your age right next door?
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Sure, and the chicken is a nice
change of smell from the lizard.
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And Luke.
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Oh, and there's more where
Rover came from.
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But they keep laying their
eggs in that hot, foggy closet.
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You mean the steam room?
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That's it!
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You can't find the eggs
at first, but once you do,
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they're already poached!
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Well, that's a real time saver.
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Oh! There he is.
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Uh, Mr. Collinsworth?
Mmm?
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Hi, I'm Jessie Prescott.
I'm Ravi's nanny. Oh!
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Listen, I think there's been
a little misunderstanding...
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Say no more.
I'd be thrilled to have Ravi
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and his weird, bottom-heavy
instrument in my band.
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Really?
No.
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Psych!
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A sitar has no place in a band.
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And flames have no place on a sports
coat, yet you made that choice.
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Ooh!
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Besides, isn't your job to
encourage musical talent?
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My job is to beat every other school
and win the battle of the bands.
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I can't do that with weird
instruments in my ensembl-ay.
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You know what we're going to do?
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Go away and never bother me again?
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Like I said to
boyfriends five through 12,
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you're not getting
rid of me that easy!
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No! We are gonna put together our
own band that you'll have to battle.
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And we are gonna kick your Baton!
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Well, I don't think
you intimidated him.
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But I do have a sudden
craving for shrimp vindaloo!
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Emma, you should invite
Maybelle to your party?
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Just remind her
that it's d.B.Y.O.B.
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Don't bring your own barnyard animal.
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I'd like to.
She seems really sweet,
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but I'm inviting Rick, so my party
needs to scream sophistication,
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not "sooie!"
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Emma, don't you remember what it
was like be the new girl in school?
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Yes, by lunch I had 10 new friends
and was voted class president.
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Okay, do you remember what it was
like for Ravi on his first day?
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How could I forget?
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His t-Rex undies are still
waving on top of the flagpole.
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I bet Maybelle would be fun at a party.
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Do you think she'll bring her own
greased pig, or should we rent one?
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Hi. Oh, hey!
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What instrument do you play?
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Ah, the tenor pit.
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Your parents must be so proud.
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Yeah, wash your hands.
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What's up, hepcats?
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Chip falcon's here and ready
to rock the squeeze box.
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I always knew you'd end up in
the witness protection program.
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Shh!
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Look, you know how much
I love the accordion.
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Well, this is my chance to
finally play it in front of people
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without getting embarrassed.
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Yeah, right now, that accordion is
the least embarrassing thing about you.
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Welcome, musical misfits.
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Now I know you were all turned
down by Mr. Collinsworth.
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But I believe we can beat them
in the battle of the bands!
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Now, does anyone have any questions?
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That aren't about my
qualifications as a music teacher?
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Good. Okay.
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And a-one, and a-two, and a-three!
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Stop, stop, stop.
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Arm fart kid, I think you
were a little pitchy...
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Hey, Rick!
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What are you up to this weekend?
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You know, some chillin',
maybe some hangin'.
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I call it "chillangin'."
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Well, you want to "chillang"
at my party this Saturday?
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Sure.
See ya, Suzie.
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He said yes!
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Obviously we're soul mates.
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Whatever, Suzie.
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Well, shut my mouth,
it's the Ross folk!
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I can't believe I get to
share the same cement castle
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and the same schoolhouse
as my new best friend!
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Uh, just a hint, in New York,
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if you grab somebody and shake them,
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they might just think
you're mugging them.
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Well, heck, I'm just bein' friendly!
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Howdy!
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Yeah, that must've
been your milking arm.
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Uh, hey, Emma,
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don't you have something
to say to Maybelle here?
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I'm sure I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Oh, your party Saturday.
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You wanted to invite her, remember?
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A party?
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Well, run me over and call me dinner!
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That would be Sweet!
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And, there it is.
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Well, I think Maybelle's
perfect just the way she is.
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Yeah, she's really nice,
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but I just don't want her to embarrass
me in front of all my friends,
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and the guy who is totally crushing on me.
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You mean the one who called you Suzie?
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It was dark in that hallway!
Stupid energy saving bulbs!
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Howdy, y'all!
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Hi, Maybelle!
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Oh! Hey, pun'kin.
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Emmy, I brought a gour-met
treat for your party tomorrow.
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Some pickled pigs' feet!
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Thank you?
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Do I serve these
on a cracker or a sandal?
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Mmm, delicious!
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Want some?
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Thanks,
but I'm on a low-hoof diet.
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I really do appreciate
you offering to help me get
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all gussied up so
I fit in with your friends.
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I think they should all
gussy-down, 'cause you're awesome.
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Aw, thanks, zuri!
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Memaw always says to be yourself,
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'cause everyone else is already taken.
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You hear that, Emma?
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Zuri, we have a lot to work on.
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Why don't you go finish
your foot in the living room?
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I really do appreciate this, emmy.
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Let's be spit sisters!
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And that's rule number one.
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In New York, we keep
our saliva in our mouths.
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Or on the floor of the subway.
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Maybe I should take notes.
Good idea.
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Okay, the theme of my
party is black and white.
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Do you have any formal
black and white clothes?
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I got a skunk-skin hat.
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That's not formal.
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Well, it's been de-stanked!
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Oh, goody.
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Zuri! Get that foot out of
your mouth and come help me!
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Am I talkin' more like
a new yorker, emmy?
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Getting closer.
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It only took you five minutes to
say toilet instead of "terlet."
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Let's say I was motivated to
get that one right.
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Okay, let's try the next one.
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- That there is a gee-tar.
- No!
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That there is a "guitar."
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Gee-tar.
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Moving on.
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Okay, this one is really easy.
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Potater.
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No! Try again.
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Actually, she's not wrong.
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Like in that great country classic.
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♪ I really want to date her
but I am just a waiter
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♪ servin' up fried potater ♪
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This is hopeless!
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I don't know what
y'all are getting so upset about!
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"What you all are
getting so upset about"!
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I'm not gettin'
upset! Y'all are!
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Bertram, I don't know what
to do about Ravi's band.
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Me neither. Perhaps I'll find
the answer in today's jumble.
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This is serious. They sound awful.
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If they play in the battle of
the bands, they'll be humiliated.
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And these kids already get so many
swirlies, they bring snorkels to school!
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So, hide their instruments.
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Wait... that is brilliant!
But what if they find out?
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What are they going to do,
beat you up?
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Heck, one of them threw their
back out playing the triangle.
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Good point.
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Wait, did you just help me?
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I know, it felt weird on my end, too.
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Omg, Rick's coming!
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Act natural, and be polite!
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I can be natural, or polite.
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You can't have both.
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Hey, Emma, cool place.
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You have a cool face, too.
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I mean... You like me.
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I like that.
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So, want to go out next Saturday?
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Yes! I mean...
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That's cool.
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Cool.
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Cool!
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How cool was that?
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I need to buy you both a thesaurus.
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Zuri, I'm pretty sure they're extinct.
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Please don't say dumb stuff
like that in front of my friends!
248
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,075
I'm going to be embarrassed
enough when Maybelle gets here.
249
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,648
Maybelle?
250
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,051
Well, run me over and call me dinner.
251
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:10,088
So lovely to make your acquaintance...
252
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,859
Isn't this soiree simply to die for?
253
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:18,730
Maybelle, you look amazing.
254
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,799
And what happened to your accent?
255
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,834
Well, I just kept
practicin' like you told me.
256
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:26,838
Every time I said "y'all," I just
had Memaw spray me with the hose.
257
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,109
That's how Jessie got me
to stop biting my nails.
258
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,846
Guess what?
259
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,648
Rick and I are now officially an item!
260
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,953
Omg, you two will make
a supes cute couple.
261
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:46,124
Hey, Maybelle, want to go watch Top Steer?
262
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,093
It's branding night!
263
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,799
Ah, sorry pun'kin. I don't
watch shows like that anymore.
264
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,033
I'm a city girl now.
265
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,804
Ugh! You broke Maybelle!
266
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,940
Now I'm going to have to go
to that tractor pull by myself.
267
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,851
He's a little over the top
with the Baton work.
268
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:15,787
What, is he conducting a
band or casting a spell?
269
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:16,788
Shh!
270
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,092
Jessie! All of our
instruments have disappeared!
271
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:25,931
This is terrible news.
272
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,732
Now we will not be able to perform.
273
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:28,767
How sad.
274
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,837
Guys, maybe it's for the best.
275
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,774
At our last rehearsal, we got a
complaint from the entire upper West Side.
276
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,943
Someone threw a tuning
fork through the window.
277
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:42,714
Jessie, we all knew we were never
going to win this musical throw down,
278
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,049
but we still thought it would be fun.
279
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:48,854
I, chip falcon,
am extremely disappointed.
280
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,058
We all just wanted
our moment in the sun.
281
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:56,795
Well, those of us who do not
burn easily. Come on, guys.
282
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,706
Shing! Did you hear that?
283
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,907
We were on fire!
284
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,842
My conducting hand needs to cool down.
285
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,014
You're making that sizzle
sound with your mouth.
286
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,616
Am not.
287
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:22,721
So, are you and your band ready
to arm fart your way to last place?
288
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,759
You know what? It doesn't
matter where we place.
289
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:31,029
The point is, we're going to go
up there, arm fart our hearts out,
290
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,664
and didgeridoo our best!
291
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:33,832
We're going home with that trophy.
292
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,867
You don't scare me.
293
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,903
Although your jacket does
make me a little nauseous.
294
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,942
So, here's what I'm thinking.
295
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,678
You. Me. Date.
296
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:48,780
You're welcome.
297
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,917
Why, you low down, dirty varmint!
298
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,886
Whoa, what's with the
weird accent, honey boo boo?
299
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:56,988
Emmy is my friend.
300
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,057
And you are a pig!
301
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,927
You know what we do with
pigs in my neck of the woods?
302
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:03,828
Kiss them?
303
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,931
In your dreams, city boy!
304
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,770
And... time!
305
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,040
Maybelle?
306
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,676
What did you do?
307
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,878
I was just telling her about
how much I like you,
308
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,947
and the next thing
I know she attacks me.
309
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,015
How could you hog-tie
my soul mate?
310
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,016
Emmy, I can explain.
311
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,818
I cannot believe
you're friends with her!
312
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,053
I'm not.
313
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,923
I only invited her because
my nanny told me I had to.
314
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,993
Oh, but...
I thought we were friends.
315
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,062
I mean, you were so sweet,
316
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,964
wanting me to be comfortable
at your party, and all...
317
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,702
Oh, I see.
318
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,870
The makeover wasn't for me, it was for you.
319
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,642
Well, sorry I'm such an embarrassment.
320
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,715
What is going on out here?
321
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,017
None of you are using coasters!
322
00:17:05,075 --> 00:17:08,144
Guys, great news! The FBI
found your instruments!
323
00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:11,080
Huzzah! Although, I would
not think such petty theft
324
00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:14,050
is worthy of the federal
bureau of investigation.
325
00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:15,318
It's not. Uh...
326
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,186
These were found by the...
327
00:17:18,389 --> 00:17:21,157
Formal band investigators.
328
00:17:21,191 --> 00:17:23,092
Now, don't think too much
about it, and go get ready!
329
00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:27,230
Luke.
Shh!
330
00:17:28,065 --> 00:17:30,299
Luke, you play the accordion
because you love it, right?
331
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:32,935
Sure. It combines my two
favorite things,
332
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,038
making noise and
violently squeezing stuff.
333
00:17:36,373 --> 00:17:40,076
And you're pretty amazing at
it. You should be proud of that.
334
00:17:40,411 --> 00:17:42,311
You really think so?
I do.
335
00:17:42,346 --> 00:17:47,150
So my advice is to take off your
disguise and let your freak flag fly!
336
00:17:48,285 --> 00:17:49,986
You know what?
Hmm.
337
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:51,554
I think you're right.
338
00:17:51,588 --> 00:17:55,091
It's time I stopped hiding behind chip
falcon and embrace who I really am,
339
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,060
master of the chest piano!
340
00:17:58,395 --> 00:17:59,996
Maybe you shouldn't
let it fly that high.
341
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,967
Attention, fellow band rejects.
342
00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:11,140
It is I, Luke Ross!
And I am one of you!
343
00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:15,211
Luke, everyone knew it was you.
344
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,181
What? How?
345
00:18:18,215 --> 00:18:21,217
Your accordion case says,
"property of Luke Ross."
346
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,120
Aw, man!
347
00:18:24,154 --> 00:18:27,323
I can't believe I glued all this
chest hair to myself for nothing!
348
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:33,162
You're up! And I predict that you
and your little band of weirdos
349
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:35,998
is going to be the biggest disaster
since I got stuck in a sousaphone.
350
00:18:37,134 --> 00:18:38,267
It's a long story.
351
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:41,370
Go bite a bassoon!
352
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,339
Ravi.
353
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:48,044
This is your chance to show Mr.
Collinsworth that he was wrong about you.
354
00:18:48,278 --> 00:18:50,313
So, after the opening
I want you to take a solo,
355
00:18:50,347 --> 00:18:54,050
and blow out those tacky
flames on his jacket. Okay?
356
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:55,051
Got it.
Okay.
357
00:18:56,453 --> 00:18:57,420
Okay, guys...
358
00:18:58,155 --> 00:19:00,123
This is your moment, so have fun.
359
00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:03,426
Frank, drop the beat.
360
00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:10,900
Ugh.
361
00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:13,236
Even the dogs are booing.
362
00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:15,304
Maybe someone in their band
can play the pooper scooper.
363
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,107
Ravi, that was amazing!
364
00:19:51,141 --> 00:19:53,142
Everyone else...
Way to be loud!
365
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,080
Ravi, you were awesome.
366
00:19:58,115 --> 00:20:00,416
I would like to invite you
to join the walden band.
367
00:20:01,718 --> 00:20:04,086
The rest of you will haunt my
dreams for the rest of my life.
368
00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:09,325
Thank you, Mr. Collinsworth, but I pass.
369
00:20:09,993 --> 00:20:12,261
I would rather stick with
the band, and the band leader,
370
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,263
that stuck by me.
371
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:15,331
Aw!
372
00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:20,136
Oh! Hey, guys.
373
00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:21,404
The walden band won,
374
00:20:21,438 --> 00:20:24,140
but we got this sweet
participation trophy.
375
00:20:24,441 --> 00:20:27,310
They do not hand these out
just for showing up, you know.
376
00:20:28,345 --> 00:20:29,378
Actually, they do.
377
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:35,017
Emma, how was your party?
378
00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:38,120
Horrible. Maybelle
hog-tied my boyfriend!
379
00:20:38,222 --> 00:20:40,122
Thanks a lot for making
me invite her, Jessie.
380
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:42,258
I'm going to be the
laughing stock of the school!
381
00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:44,227
Finally, a reprieve!
382
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:46,662
Uh...
383
00:20:46,697 --> 00:20:49,432
I will be upstairs trying to find
a place for this in my trophy case.
384
00:20:49,466 --> 00:20:52,201
Oh! Try anywhere.
It's empty.
385
00:20:55,105 --> 00:20:57,006
I just talked to Maybelle.
386
00:20:57,174 --> 00:21:00,042
Emma, you should feel horrible
for how you treated her!
387
00:21:00,077 --> 00:21:02,478
Me? Give me one good reason
I should feel horrible.
388
00:21:03,146 --> 00:21:05,314
Rick wanted to go
out with Maybelle too,
389
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:09,252
and because she was such a loyal
friend to you, she roped the dope.
390
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,221
Okay, I know I'm coming to this thing late,
391
00:21:12,256 --> 00:21:14,357
but that sounds like
a pretty good reason to me.
392
00:21:15,225 --> 00:21:17,293
I can't believe
Rick would be such a jerk.
393
00:21:17,995 --> 00:21:20,029
I mean, what kind of guy does that?
394
00:21:20,163 --> 00:21:23,332
Have you not listened to
any of my boyfriend stories?
395
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:27,069
The consistent moral
is that guys can be jerks!
396
00:21:28,305 --> 00:21:30,406
I never should have
tried to change Maybelle.
397
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,440
Probably not.
398
00:21:33,076 --> 00:21:36,412
If I learned one thing today, it's that
you have to let people be who they are,
399
00:21:36,446 --> 00:21:39,148
even if they're loud, embarrassing
400
00:21:39,182 --> 00:21:41,250
and cause irreparable hearing damage.
401
00:21:42,419 --> 00:21:44,220
Well, what am I supposed to do now?
402
00:21:44,254 --> 00:21:46,322
I'm sure Maybelle never
wants to talk to me again.
403
00:21:46,356 --> 00:21:48,090
Then you do the talking.
404
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,259
And by talking, I mean apologizing.
405
00:21:50,294 --> 00:21:53,262
And you better do it quick, in
case her Memaw is the feudin' type.
406
00:21:57,434 --> 00:21:59,035
Hey, Maybelle.
407
00:21:59,202 --> 00:22:00,202
Can we talk?
408
00:22:00,504 --> 00:22:01,470
Nope!
409
00:22:02,172 --> 00:22:04,040
Okay, I deserve that.
410
00:22:04,174 --> 00:22:07,143
You know, Emma, I tried to change
because I wanted you to like me.
411
00:22:07,277 --> 00:22:09,178
Well, you shouldn't have to change.
412
00:22:09,212 --> 00:22:12,014
It was awesome of you to
stand up for me like that.
413
00:22:12,049 --> 00:22:13,349
And I like you just the way you are.
414
00:22:14,051 --> 00:22:15,418
Well, you sure have a
funny way of showin' it.
415
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,954
Just because I don't know fancy things
416
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:22,158
like which fork to use, or how
to walk in them pointy shoes,
417
00:22:22,192 --> 00:22:24,060
or what deodorant is...
418
00:22:25,195 --> 00:22:27,963
You're right, Maybelle.
I've been a horrible friend,
419
00:22:28,231 --> 00:22:30,032
and I'm really sorry.
420
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,368
If anyone needs to change, it's me.
421
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:39,975
Oh-wee! You look like a sparkly me!
422
00:22:40,377 --> 00:22:44,113
You musta gotten them fancy
overalls at that ne-meen's market!
423
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:47,316
Yep! I gussied them
up a little bit.
424
00:22:47,351 --> 00:22:50,419
And I told Rick to take a
long walk off a short pier.
425
00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,154
Good for you.
426
00:22:52,189 --> 00:22:54,256
Although, that's how
we lost my Uncle jeb.
427
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,426
So, am I forgiven?
428
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Absolutely.
429
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,136
And now that your weekend's free,
430
00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:09,105
I'm gonna take you catfish noodlin'!
431
00:23:09,239 --> 00:23:11,207
Whoa. Baby steps.
432
00:23:16,213 --> 00:23:19,048
No, we've been over this.
This part is staccato. Keep up.
433
00:23:20,417 --> 00:23:22,218
Uh, Jessie?
Hmm?
434
00:23:22,252 --> 00:23:24,253
Shouldn't we wait until
more people show up?
435
00:23:24,287 --> 00:23:27,223
Yeah, I thought you said there'd be
a packed house full of rabid fans.
436
00:23:27,257 --> 00:23:29,291
Well, hopefully they're
not rabid. Just eager.
437
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,327
It's sitting and staying room only!
438
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,234
What are you doing here?
439
00:23:38,268 --> 00:23:42,037
Okay, look the truth is,
I want to be in your band!
440
00:23:43,039 --> 00:23:44,240
I can play my cheeks!
441
00:23:44,274 --> 00:23:46,976
This is a public park! And
there are children present!
442
00:23:47,244 --> 00:23:49,445
No, no, no!
My upstairs cheeks.
443
00:23:49,479 --> 00:23:51,280
Here.
444
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,500
You're just humming.
445
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:56,501
No, I'm not.
446
00:23:57,502 --> 00:23:58,502
Okay.
447
00:24:00,503 --> 00:24:02,003
Your parents are paying way
too much money for that school.